>enemies can turn off the lights

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>they glow in the dark

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>>386204447
>you can hide enemies

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>>386204926
>Enemies can hide in your fridge

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>>386205023
>Enemies hide your fridge

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>enemies are lights

>enemies pretend to be dead

>enemy notices a dead body, starts searching and ends up finding and killing you

I'm just kidding that never happens in any game

>Enemies can stun you from across the map

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>>386204447
>enemies can turn off your computer.

>enemies can find and

>>386205679
>what is metal gear solid

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>Enemies explode upon death and kill you instantly if close

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>enemies know you're trying to get to the end of the level and are trying to shoot you

>enemy in a different timezone sees a minor disturbance in the snow, in the middle of whiteout conditions during the pitch black dead of night with no lights for miles
>all enemies with 20 AU immediately go on full alert and instantly know your current location, your full name, what you ate for dinner last Wednesday, and the location of your secret fap folder and its entire contents down to the individual file sizes of every image and video

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>enemy poisons consumables

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>>386207018

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>>386205545
>and can turn themselves off

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>enemies can flicker the lights

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>Enemies can kidnap you

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>>386205545
OH SHIT!
THE DARKNESS 2 DID THIS!

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>>386207302
>while turning you on

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>>386204447
>stealth game
>enemies start re-lighting areas you turned dark

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>enemies are attracted to light

>>386207348
That was a fun week.

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>Enemy can overlap your time stop with his own time stop and fills the screen with projectiles heading for you

>>386207523
>enemy consumes Human Friend

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>enemies can open doors
FUCKING DIABLO 1

>>386205614
>merely pretending

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>enemies rape and kill you

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>enemies turn invisible to chase you down

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>>386207724
>enemies rape OR kill you
>it's a 50/50 chance for either

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>enemy disguises itself as a cute gal

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>>386207964
>enemies turn you invisible to make it harder for you to play

>>386207724
>enemies ARE you

>Enemies have a gf

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>>386204447
>4 legged creatures can open closed doors

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>>386207964
>Clang clang clang

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>NPCs only have one move speed
>player can walk or sprint

>>386208443
>creatures with no legs can open closed doors

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>>386208608
>NPC always run slightly slower than you run, or walk faster than you can walk

>>386208608
>the movement speed that doesn't drain stamina is called "running"

>>386208818
well what would you call it? it isn't "walking" unless it's a very slow speed, and "jogging" sounds weird and doesn't translate as well

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>>386204447
>enemies attack you

>>386208893
Sprinting

>>386208736
>creature with no limbs can knock on doors

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>>386208214

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>game has no enemies

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>enemies require several bullets to kill

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>>386209147
>enemy has no games

>>386207131
Rolling a nat 20 perception check

>>386207521
>that mission in chaos theory where you're infiltrating a PMC headquarters during a blackout and the power comes back on

Chaos Theory was the ultimate vidya kino.

All of the splinter cell games did this so well though, even Conviction had "oh shit" moments like that.

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>enemies start deleting files

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>>386208380
>Enemies can steal your gf's virginity.

>>386204447
Name 40 games that do this.

Yuyun is for ____

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>>386207018

>>386207018
pomf zombies from Dark Souls 2

>>386209616
being friends with.

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>>386209408
>enemies start deleting (you)

>>386209147
name me one fucking game.

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>>386209361

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>there are four lights

>Enemies have stupidly big health bars and take 1 damage per attack, and yes, this is the intended strat.

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>>386209781
>Enemies can steal your (you)'s

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>>386209781

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>>386204447
>enemies can turn off your computer

>>386204447
name ONE game that does this, because that sounds neat

>>3862064950
Seeing all these edgy indie game devs that play around the game closing itself and using external methods to progress in the game I wouldnt be surprised if one of those retards creates a game that shuts down your pc

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>enemies can feign ignorance

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>>386207630
>enemy turns you into a Human Friend.

>>386209616
slapping

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>Enemies morph into objects in the environment

>>386209108
why do japs love harems so much. Interesting concept but that shit love triangles ruins it

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>enemies can turn off doors
>enemies can open lights

>>386210443
Oh god, that's legit scary.

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>>386209813
Pinball

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>Enemies infinitely respawn

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>>386210306
>>386210690
>enemies can make absolute garbage that sells millions

>>386207609
Explain

>>386204447
>enemies can steal your hard-earned equipment

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>enemy turns off your controller

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>>386210851
Literally Dark Souls animation.

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>>386210851
>enemy tries his hardest and wins over the hearts of millions despite their shortcomings
>enemy doesn't even try and disappoints millions with their shortcomings

>>386209813
Rollercoaster Tycoon

>>386204447
>dogs can open doors

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>>386209503

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>>386210970
>enemy input reads your controller
>you have to switch to slot 2 so your inputs won't be read

>>386211193
>dogs can take your shoes, even if they don't fit

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>>386207198
>enemies can rot your consumables

>>386211085
I still need to see the spanking scene.

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>you are enemies

>>386208214
>Those hands

>>386211719
JJesus christ i just noticed them.

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>>386204447
>Enemies can cook you dinner

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>>386214506
>enemies are your dinner

>>386210165
minecraft

on a serious note, splinter cell, the one with the spies vs gaurds mode

>>386207131
>20 AU

My sides have reached interstellar space

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>>386214752
>allies are your dessert

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>>386204447
Christ these threads are stale as shit.

>>386214874
good jump bumping it

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>>386214874
>enemies are stale and old

>>386214864
what dat?

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>>386204447
yunyun > megumin

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>>386215086
>Enemies that have the same model but different color color palette are tougher

>enemies everywhere!

>>386215184
Pretty sure it's Wakfu though I could be wrong.

>>386204447
>enemy AI is designed to predict what a normal player would do

>>386215058
>implying

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>>386204447
>enemies can steal your potions then use them right in front of you.

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In the future enemy AI in single player games will be so advanced they'll come on /v/ to shitpost and complain about their stupid human opponents who take too long for their turns and make stupid moves.

>>386210851
>enemies have shit taste

>>386217296
What does an AI knows about gameplay.

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>>386204447
>enemies can open you
>enemies can come inside you

>>386207018
those fucking trees man.

>>386218438
I'm talking about sentient AI that's passed human capacity so why wouldn't it know about gameplay?

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>>386207018

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>>386218515
>sentient AI that's passed human capacity
never ever

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>>386204447
>enemy can blind you

>>386219293
is there a game where this has happend? like notclutter the screen but tottaly black it out

>>386219701
Angband and forks.

>>386218964
that's what they said about airplanes. ;)

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>enemies can instantly counter attack your attacks without you even attacking yet

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>>386219860
>enemies arent actually dead

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>>386207523
>enemies are attracted to little girls

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>>386220045
>enemies are attractive little girls

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>enemies disguise themselves as NPCs

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>>386208934
>enemies befriend you

>>386215184
wakfu s2 ep14

>>386219767
That shit is never going to happen, you can't program intent, nor a machine can learn what it is, nor you can teach it.

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>>386204447
>Enemies go on alert if you forget to close a door that was left closed.

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>enemy screams while chasing you and it gets louder as he comes closer.

>>386204447
name 9857 games that do this

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>enemy can mimic any object

>>386221413
Post a link to the rest

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>>386220045
>>386220169
>enemies were just a illlusion and you were the little girl all along

>>386209704
Remove this from my sight.

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>>386204447
>Enemies can open treasure chests and escape with the treasure

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>>386221795
>enemies call you cute

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>enemies can loot your corpse

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>>386223003
>enemies are the treasure chest and actively run away from you at sanic speeds

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>>386223106

>enemies can loot you while you're still alive

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>enemies can undress you if you wear stolen goods

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>enemies raspberry your belly

>>386220818
That already did happen, retard.

>>386204447
"KILL THE LIGHTS!" - F.E.A.R, Replica Soldiers.

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>>386208456
I will HYUCK you up if you don't delete this terrifying shit right now.

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>>386220268
>enemies befriend your attacks

>>386223106
>enemy corpses are loot

>>386222884
six of us went into that pit

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>enemy has a cool weapon
>you can't loot it

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>>386225676
>enemy has a tight cunny
>you can't fuck it

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>>386226023
Dude, that's fucked up.

Got any more?

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>enemies that normally are hostile against each other put their differences aside to kill you

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>>386226023
>tfw you'll never _be_ a cute elf child

>>386226023
>Tag is Dwarf
Wait when the fuck did Dwarves get pointy elf ears.

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>>386226291

>>386226291
How is it fucked up? She is most likely older than the guy she is kissing.

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>Enemies can shoot from horseback

>>386207348
Fuck, those kidnappers in Bloodborne were 2spooky.

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>enemy can seduce you

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>>386207620

Heh

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>enemy has the ability to see all of the lights

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>enemies can kiss you

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>>386227237
alright I laughed
at least I was reminded about Rihanna's tits in the video

>>386209361

>You still lose against him

>enemies in games

Fuck you all, I play puzzle games.