Splatoon 2

pedo game

Reminder that furries can't hit any rank past B-

>>386200787
good post

>>386200787
good post

>>386200762
Let it fucking go. We want to talk about playing the game. You fags are worse than the furries. Probably are furries false flagging

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TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT

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>love Pearl
>hate Mayo
what do

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>>386200609

IGNORE
BOSS BABBY
ORDERS

>>386200834
I think YOU ARE A FURRY

good thread

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What the fuck is going on in here?

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>/v/ is triggered by furries

Why is this board so normie?

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Why do people suck so much at grillers?

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What's going on in this thread?

>>386201203
>le normies
let that poor dog out of your basement

>>386201251

idk

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>>386201251
No idea anon

>>386201203
Stop fucking dogs

>>386201203
We aren't. You are that annoying not even robots like you

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>>386201203
Yiff in hell furfag

>>386201251

Some sort of auto response robot malfunctioned.

>>386201230
>Fuck it just sell em half a burrito for a buck

>>386201203
most of us has trensended beyond furries tho

>>386201251
>>386201351
Place your bets to when he will show up

>furries enter community
>threads immeadietly go to shit
What are some games where I can kill myself

>>386201230
Doesn't it always keep the fish tails away from you when it's chasing you? It's pretty hard to fight solo.

>>386201679
Just about any game when you really think about it

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Which gear are you going to spend your seasnails on adding slots too?

>>386201728
You're not supposed to. If you're solo killing grillers that are on you, your team is massively fucking up. Or you're running around like an idiot but I doubt that.

>>386201143
/comfy/ thread

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>Mayo and Ketchup Splatfest
>It ain't me starts playing
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501866134997.webm

>tfw i recognize a good number of the furry artists
>tfw rubysnoot is in my plaza

>>386201919
not that much room to tun around like an idiot when it's high tide and dark.
now backing off into the water tho

>>386202094
>>>/trash/

>>386202094
>tfw I am autistic, dogfucker, a pedophile and a faggot and feel the need to let people know about it

>>386201912
contact lenses, of course

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Which one of you fags is Whiskers?

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>>386202094
Yiff in hell furfag

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>>386201286
>>386201358
>>386201360
>>386201398
>>386201581
Im not even a furry, it just doesnt bothers me. I actually kinda find it amusing. All the normies and furries bitching at each other.

But I dont get why /v/ off all the places gets triggered by it.

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>saw a level 1 squid with furry shit posted
>people bought this game just to post furries

>>386202209
Solo killing your own grillers on high tide? Yeah bullshit. Same shit happened to me. It's an odd feeling watching your entire team die to small fry while you're killing your grillers.

>>386202390
>i'm not a furry I just leap in to defend them
Nobody gives a fuck about their fetish, it's the fact they spam it constantly and won't shut the fuck up. There, you can stop posting now.

>>386202431
Could be a alt account from a banned shitter

>>386202431
If there's anything furfags seem to have, it's way too much cash to spend exclusively on their fetish lifestyle.

>>386202332

Apparently someone named CatGirlFuta.

>>386202390
/v/ doesn't like any group pushing their liking in its face except for /v/ itself.

>>386202390
It's a meme at this point. Everyone just trying to troll each other, thinking they got someone mad with their posts. In reality, people are playing the game instead of hanging out in this thread.

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>>386202524
>I just wanna talk about the stage, marina...

>>386202390
you don't need to be a normie to tell furfags to go away

>>386202431
>Nintendo was behind the furry art all along in order to sell the Switch to furries
DEEPEST LORE

>>386202582
>just trolling anon says while finishing his next miiverse post convincing children to fetishise animals

>>386202563
>People don't like having shit pushed in their face
You don't say...

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>>386202494
If nobody cares then why the fuck are you still talking about this shit? It's not even splatfest yet and I want it to end already. Just stop.

>>386202692
Anon, we want to fuck squid/kids.

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>>386200859
We are the same you and I. I chose ketchup otherwise the very fabric of our squidocmacy would mean nothing.

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>>386202616

>But I need to point out that your an asshole.

>>386200859
Don't let your dick do the talking, pick Ketchup. I wish I could be rooting for pearl, but I hate Mayo.

>>386202524
>The letters in squid language

Does anyone have some translation where a letter in the squid language means in English language? I am kind of interested of reading up on it.

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>>386200859
Pick Ketchup? This isn't Pearl vs Marina you idiot.

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>>386202390
>I'm not a furry I just call everyone who isn't a furry a normie
Believable story

>>386200609
Predictions
>America
Ketchup
>Japan
Mayo
>Europe
Probably mayo, I mean, they don't have ketchup out in the open there right?

>>386202739
Didn't I just fucking explain this? I said people don't care about what they are into, it's the people themselves. If they weren't spamming their shit nobody would have mentioned it

>>386202735
>Marina trying to piggyback off pearls sponsorships
Lazy fucking slut
>>386202843
PROJECTING AF SENPAI

>>386202884

The top left corner? I'm pretty sure it just says "Off The Hook".

30 MINUTES

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>>386202870
>>386202978

HOW?!

>barneyfag is here too
great

>>386202978
JOHN

JACOB

JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT

HIS NAME IS MY NAME TOO

WHENEVER WE GO OUT

THE PEOPLE ALWAYS SHOUT

THERE GOES JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

>>386202978
*resets ip*
heh, that'll show those mods...............................

>>386202993
True but is there some guide which has the full translation?

>>386202926
>i have seen hell and know its horrors

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>tfw being a pearl fag is gonna make you lose every splatfest

it hurts

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>>386203223
>picking based on girl
fuck off

>>386202940
They weren't spamming them until you guys kept on reporting them.

>>386202521

Seriously, furries have so much spendable income. If I was any good at drawing I would sell out directly to the furry market and get rich.

>furries want to be talked about
>everyone, including myself, obliges
I miss when these threads were comfy.

>>386203223
Not her fault, remember, in Japan, they love their Mayo, so she almost a sure-win there.

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>>386201912
Contact lenses or Squidfin Hook Cans.

>>386203289
Not him, but when I first got the game I was going to pick based off the actual topics, but after all the negative backlash Pearl got I decided I'd probably always side with her.

>>386203327
That's not how it happened at all, fuck off back to furaffinity
>one (1) person posts "no more furries" in response to small amounts of furry trash in the plaza
>better spam the whole game with furfag porn

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>haven't bought anything except the base weapons
>will be going in with nothing but a maxed out Splatfest T-shirt and maxed out Grizzco helmet I got from salmon run
I'll be OK, right?

>>386203538
I havent sen a single furry porn image in SPlatoon

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Anyone else buying these purely because they look Fresh af?

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>>386203617
What the fuck is with Japan and maid outfits? They aren't appealing.

>>386203327
Yes they were, you're just making shit up now. If you are pretending furries are these innocent weirdos who don't spam constantly, kindly fuck off because you aren't fooling anyone. /fur/, /tg/, even /b/ are proof here of what they do, and actively telling children to get involved in their fetish is yet another line crossed, which is why the posts are being rightly deleted by mods on miiverse, but according to you they shouldn't be because their retaliation to people following rules is our fault.

>>386203601
>Pearl heading straight for a submerged rock
Women drivers amirite

>>386203601
>even trying to make it seem like ketchup is the furfag side
you know that mayo is the official furfag side, and you're going to accept it, dogfucker.

>>386203538
That one person was probably just a little kid too

>>386201912
Nothing, my gear is already max slotted. I'm just going to hold them over the heads of people who want them but will never have them.

>>386203721
>hating maid outfits
Get the fuck out.

>weird reply bot
>furry arguments
>barneyfag is here
Name a better way to start a thread

19 minutes

>>386203674
You can't post porn, it's just shit like "make a fursona" that gets obviously deleted. Fuck off furryfag, you are in the wrong here

>>386203721
Feel free to stop posting anytime

I hope I can still Salmon Run during the event

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>>386203538
I'm gonna doubt that. unless you have some proof that's they are doing that because of 1 post. From a thread or from a twitter account that they are doing this intentionally then I will also report them with you. From then on I beginning to think it just actual trolls doing this.

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>>386203674
>t. furfag defense force
Fuck off

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Remember to report every furry drawings you see.

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>>386203705
>>386203705
>>386203705
>>386203705
>>386203705

FORGOT IMAGE

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>>386203804

We could retread old Splatfest arguments for additional salt.

>>386203797
Eh, I can see why he'd say that about the picture at least. Those maid costumes aren't especially sexy unless you find the theme sexy to begin with. Now, those scantily clad French maid outfits with the tiny skirt? Sign me the fuck up.

>>386204042
>inflexible mic piece
no thanks

>>386200886
Fuck that looks better than what we got.

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So splatfest, it's my first time /v/, what am I in for?

>>386203804
>What are some games where...
>OP posts cropped porn

>>386203837
>>386204016
>I havent seen any porn
>YIFF IN HELL FURFAG
I calls em as I sees em

>cntrl F "fur"
>40

Please kill yourselves

>>386204145
All out war

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>>386203724
>actively telling children to get involved in their fetish
How? Was there any drawings that said "hey you become a furry too" or something that told them to be a furry because for as long I've been playing this I've yet to see a picture say that.

>>386204006
>everyone in all these threads saying the same thing is collaborating silently to troll because furries have never ever spammed before and this is all a big lie to attack them and spur them to spam more
Wew. Will you shut the fuck up now dogbotherer?

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when does the splatfest end

>>386204120
What? I have those and the mic portion can be bent/curled and the base of it can be adjusted. There's even a shorter mic attachment (but that one is a bit more inflexible).

>>386204145
Take your time. Because it's basically 24 hours of turf war. Also, from what I've heard, new Splatfest exclusive stage, so enjoy those when you get into one.

>>386204287
24 hours after it starts.

>>386204273
I'm thinking the one making the pictures are the trolls.

>>386204145

If you're on the more popular team prepare to end up fighting your own team and also being matched with literal children.

If you're on the less popular team it's pretty much the same as turf war though you run a chance of not having a full team at times. But you'll be playing against literal children so it won't be so bad anyways.

>>386204006
>you need proof that furfaggots who are actively flooding the game woth their shit as we speak are doing so "intentionally"
>are incapable of doing even a small amount of your own research by googling "splatoon 2 furry"
>it's "trolls" doing this when half the furfags have their twitter handles in their posta and are apparantly active members of the furry fetish "community"
Kill yourself dogfucker

>>386204172
Nobody said there was porn, you're moving goalposts. It's sexualised furry characters telling kids to get involved with their gross fetish. That's why the mods are deleting the posts. There aren't any cocks or anything that explicit

Can't wait to destroy Ketchupfags. See you all in the other side, Mayobros.

>>386204258
Not him but I saw "everyone cool has a fursona"

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>>386204480
>everyone cool has a fursona
this can't be real

>>386204408
after you fuckboy.

>>386204380
Good thing nobody cares what you think you stupid fucking furfag, people who have browsed here more than a week know what to think of them

So what weapon do you guys use? I haven't really found anything that stuck with me yet.

>>386204258
There were two I saw: "Cool people have fursonas" and "go make a fursona". Literally asking children to get involved in their sexual fetiah

>>386204006
i do remember a furfag tweeting that picture, it is obvious their intention was to bash on that one (1) particular person

>Haven't lost a single match since I started using the Sploosh-O-Matic
Mayofags are gonna suffer.

>>386204042
You already fucked up. Too late.

>>386204543
>calling someone a fuckboy when you touch yourself over dog cartoons and rant at people online who make fun of it
lol?

>everyone hates turf war
>splatfest aka a really long turf war happens
>everyone loves it

Explain

>>386204537
Well it's pretty much the least cool thing ever

>>386204552
Dualies. Fell in love with it the moment it as revealed.

>>386201203

I'm just happy that isn't pony shit

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>>386204145

>>386204593
Do you have the pics to prove that because I haven't seen any here.

>>386204431
Except he did, look for yourself
>>386203538

>>386204654
Im not him and the argument started way before that post either way, the bottom line is you fags are getting banned so we win either way

>>386204635
It's more competitive since people from casual and ranked are playing.

8 M I N U T O S
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>>386204737
Refer to the reply I just fucking gave you
>>386204728
It's every thread with people complaining not enough? Yes, we made this up to whine for no reason you retard

>>386204871
>>386204748
please just don't reply to them, we all know what these fags are doing and giving them attention won't help, ignore their next post so we can talk about the game

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>>386204728
Here's one of the many right in the center of this collage of autism. Now go back to fucking the neighborhood dog

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>>386204717
T minus 6 minutes. Hold me.

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FRESH MY ART.

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>People spam an anthropomorphic bandicoot
>no one gives a shit
>people spam an anthropomorphic dog
>people lose their minds

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>>386204626
I could care less about furries, I'm just sick and tired of splatoon threads derailing into this shit and for once I hate the fact that I got baited into this argument. I have a feeling once the splatfest is over things will hopefully die down.

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I'm level 30. Why am I such a shitter?

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>furries are paying at least $360 to draw on a small, shitty canvas with only 2 colors

>not liking Mayo

It's fucking delicious.

Try dipping your french fries in mayo.

>>386204761
And more cooperative since both casual and ranked players are now partnering up for their favorite of the splatfest. Granted, it's just going to be ranked players raging at the casuals for not taking this seriously.

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>mfw finally getting gud just in time for the main event

See you fuckers on the other side and may the best team win.

>>386204871

>>386204431
>Nobody said there was porn, you're moving goalposts.

>>386203538
>better spam the whole game with furfag porn

Nig you're in the wrong, its okay to be wrong.

>>386205068
I have no idea why people think it's disgusting.
I can't imagine having fries without it, although there are some nice alternatives.

>>386205036
It's our fault yes, the people who complain and have been playing the series from the start. There is no correlation between furries coming in and the threads going to shit at all.

>>386200609
when is splatfest for NA? like what time?

Live now

>>386204991
Why do these degeratea have the audacity to think that anyone who doesn't support theor shit fetish is a normie. Fuck of furfags, EVERYONE hates you.

>>386204593
If you google fursonas, you don't really get sexual content, though. So some kid makes a dog version of himself, big deal.
Not saying it's okay, I'm just pointing out that there wasn't a bunch of kids that looked something up and were immediately hit with a wall of actual porn.

>>386205120
Good luck fellow squid/kid. But we all know my team is going to win.

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>>386205168
HABBENING

>>386205020
>telling kids to become dogfuckers is fine

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Here we go Mayobros!
Good luck!

WE'RE LIVE BOYS

>>386205203
thanks

>>386204991
so fucking gross

The furry shit is really going at absolute maximum shitpost, I reported 4 of them in just one set of lobby drawings

>>386205198
Around 2 minutes from now.

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>>386204006
if this doesn't count as evidence (by you) then you are in complete denial

LETS DESTROY THEM MAYOBROS.

>>386205142
>one (1) anon uses a technically incorrect but correct under any reasonable interpretation term, "porn" instead of "sexual fetish shit"
>guess that means I can throw out the arguments of everyone who disagrees with me in the thread
Great internet debating skills

LET'S INK THE TOWN RED!

>>386200609
FUCKING NEW STAGE FOR SPLATFEST TOO?!

Damn the devs sure leard how to make us happy for splatton 2

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>and a special stage

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KETCHUP FAGGOTS BOUTA GET FUCKED UP

>>386202094
I know RubySnoot IRL. I knew he was a furry artist, but I didn't learn he had a pretty sizeable fanbase until just recently. This is weird for me.

>no one will even play the splatfest because they are too busy shit posting about drawings

>>386205246
Hooked em

>started 3 minutes early

dang interns

We can finally ditch these threads. Later suckers.

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>>386205258
Lets do it!

>>386205217
They're being rightfully deleted anyway

>>386205417
>>386205258
heretics

>when you kill the furfags they will explode in a shower of red bloody ink
Gonna be so cathartic

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Rooting for you ketchup.

>they dyed their hair mayo and ketchup colors
Cute

Steve-O, if you're in here and I just played vs you, you're fucking bro as shit. - Jeanne

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Reminder to flag furry posts and promote good mayo posts, the more fresh they're rated the more they'll drown out the furry posts and show up more often!

SPLATFEST IS LIT SENPAI!!

I was half expecting US to get yellow ink for mayo and pink ink for ketchup

>They changed their colors
Nice

>you can still play Salmon Run if you want
Nice

>first match a mirror match

Hoh boy

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>tfw BTFO of mayofags, pearlfags, and furfags at the same time

>>386205329
>My opinion on this word is better then yours

>>386205560
I would've been so mad if this actually went through.

>>386205556
>>386205509
what the fuck? mayo is the furries, don't listen to this furfag trying to deceive people

>>386200609
I'm gonna pick Mayo because I hate niggers. Marina is a nigger.

>>386205662
yeah it is, you're clearly retarded

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SPLATFEST TIME BOYS

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IT'S LIVE YOU FUCKS

GET IN HERE TEAM MAYO

FIRST ROUND GOES TO THE WHITE ARMY! GET FUCKED KETCHUP! 52%-31%

>first game
>cream a team of mayofags

Are you even trying?

>Splatfest just started
>Already battling people from my side

Don't tell me this is gonna be another Cake v Ice Cream.

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>>386205720
Have fun with that

I KNOW I HAVE SOME MAYOFAGS ADDED
JOIN ROGUE COP FOR TEAM SPLATTIN'

>First game is a Ketchup mirror match
Fucking shocker.

>>386205310
So /v/ caused all of this?

>>386205560
>>386205663
RED AND WHITE MOTHERFUCKERS WE WUZ WRONG

>Had to fight fellow ketchups
Where are the mayofags?

Who team mayo here? CAn't wait till get my squid covered in white ink

The new map is insane

>>386205662
I'm glad we had this conversation, I'm going to go play videogames now. May team Mayo win.

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BAHAHAHAHAHAH-
*wheeze*
HAHAHAHAH!
PEARL SHITTERS BTFO ONCE AGAIN!

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>>386205683
>reading comprehension

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>Absolutely destroyed by mayo
Im sorry ketchup... looks like we aint winning this one...

>>386205768
Furries aren't good at the game anon

I can do a ketchup squad 6081-3494-2724

>stuck in a lobby with only two people

Gee cool.

>>386205882
>furfags spamming shit is our fault
The mental gymnastics

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>first game was a 4v2
Looks like we're going to lose, mayobros

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>ketch v ketch on first two matches
NOBODY picked mayo HAHAHAHHAA

Mayo a no-show as usual
Figures it was the extremely vocal minority and furfags that don't even play the fucking game

>>386205892
Surrounded and alone. US loves its ketchup.

>>386205954
false flagger

>>386205954
>>>>>falseflagging

>>386206006
>False flnigger

Did all the children pick Ketchup? Fucking retarded teammates who can't do shit.

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>>386200609

>MFW WON MY FIRST SPLATFEST MATCH VERSUS KETCHUP FUCKS

Hows the cum colored ink taste bitches?!

To the shock of absolutely nobody mayo is going to win, not matter how little people they have.

Someone be a bro/sis and post the ink colors and pearl/marina

>ketchup team ready instantly
>mayo team 0/4 with 20 sec left

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>mayofags nonexistent in everyone's lobbies
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>386206087
This is how it always was in the first game, the obvious/more popular choice is filled with awful players.

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>btfo 5 times in a row by mayogods
J-just....

its not fair, why are they so powerful?

When making a team in Splatfest do you need four friends in order to start?

Where are the Mayofags

>>386206137
Sorry I'm too busy fucking my dog

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>>386205948

Easy win for Ketchup

I have a friend I want to splatfest with but we've only got 2 people. Can the phone app find more people?

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>>386206092
Just like cake was going yo win?

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THESE TUNES ARE SO FRESH

>Lost first match
If we lose overall it's officially my fault.

>1 mayofag keeps joining and leaving so the timer resets

help

>>386202390
/v/ is full of newfags who are pretending to be oldfags and what oldfags did was bitch about furries, so they're going to do it too, except unlike oldfags, they're going to bring it up at every opportunity, just so they can prove how oldfag they are.

That new stage is pretty fun.

>win three matches in a row against ketchupfags
HAHA BTFO.

>>386206227
>Keroro
>Accomplishing anything

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WHERE ARE YOU MAYO FAGS AT!?!?!?!?

Where the fuck is Murch? Dude has a shirt to wash but he isn't by hisnusual place.

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>FIVE (5) matches in a row
not a single mayo

>>386200609
>3/0 to catch-up faggots
Seems i know which team the kiddies chose

>>386205882
You're a retard.

>>386206347
just won first two matches against ketchupfags

sup

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>be mayo
>2nd match
>we lose a guy to connection problems in the first 10 seconds of the match
>we still win
>I rank up to Mayo Fiend

Wheres your god now? Ketchup kunts.

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who thought giving roller and attack with decent range was a good idea

Please for gods sake if you're bad at this game then don't play. The fuck are you trying to do ruin this shit for everyone?

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wtf why is everything about the game better during Splatfest?

Guys I'l admit it, I'm just ketchup to support my waifu. Fuck all of you

>>386206352
He won't come back until splatfest is over. It's so you can't farm chunks during the splatfest and thus, aren't pressured into continually wiping it.

>>386206227
>based Kereroposters on team Ketchup
Glad I'm on the right team

>Be a mayofag cause tartar sauce is my favorite condiment.
>Literally just timed out in a lobby being the only one on team Mayo.
I've made a mistake.

>Ketchups fighting each other
It's ice cream and cake all over again.

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>mayo is small and full of adults
>ketchup is large and full of children
>Highly likely that the majority of mayo v ketchup matches will be adults vs children
>autistic tryhard furry adults no less
HAHAHAH BLOWOUT INCOMING

>>386205230
Marina Amiibo when?

>>386206465
I have decided to always support Marina. I hate everything about pearl, her design, her behavior, everything. It doesn't matter if I like mayo more, I will literally never support Pearl.

aren't you just grinding chunks anyway

>>386206314
>this salty lie
Furries were disliked back then and they haven't changed, breeding a new generation who don't like them. Stop acting like cunts, leave people alone and maybe they won't despise you

>>386205230
>tfw live in europe
>starts in 9 hours
it's not fair

>actually using semen and blood colors
>labelling genders in 2017

Nintendo, sweetie....

>>386206352
>Dude has a shirt to wash
You were supposed to do that BEFORE the splatfest.

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>>386204145

I've only been up against Mayofags thankfully.

99% of ketchup players are literally shit. mayo is shit stomping my teams harder than I have ever lost before.

They are worse than inking the walls tier shit.

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>>386206345

Fuck you

>>386206503

Ditto

>>386206557
No one fucking brought it up out of nowhere back then, anon. They didn't go looking for [fucking anything that triggers nu-/v/] to get mad at like you stupid fucks do. Fuck off.

why is my ink not showing up red?

Who /spy/ here?
>Made an alt account
>Pick Ketchup
>Bring a charger to turf war

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>lost all matches I've played against ketchup so far
Who here /contributin'/?

>>386206314
>furfags are actively spamming the game
>being angry about it is bringing it up at "every opportunity"

>>386205378
He draws a lot of vore.
Good shit, too.
show him this post :^)

>>386206419
Nevermind. 3 wins in a row.

>>386206352
He's bopping to Pearl's performance.

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Why would they launch a splatfest at 12am?

Cum fags are literally gay. Blood gives life

>>386206353

>team mayo
>won every match so far

>>386206720
I've literally never seen a single furry thing in this game. Never.

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>mfw ketchup wins popularity and loses the other two categories because we didn't get matched up with mayo

Why the fuck am I constantly disconnecting? I've never had this issue before

>all these mayo falseflaggers
bullshit my shittyass team just stomped a mayo team 60%-23%

>>386206791
>Why would they launch a 24 hour event at the start of the day
Fuck if I know

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>>386200609

So we can all agree that the new Space Station stage is the best stage of all the splatton 2 stages and the best stage released since splatoon 1, right?

Casue its fucking awsome!
You have to watch those platforms though because they do move from under you if you jump

I also like how you dont have to be forced into splatfest anymore and you can do other modes if you get bored.

>>386206668
>furries spam, actual proof for this like /tg/ and /fur/ instead of your evidence lacking conspiracy that people colluded to dislike autists for no reason
>to this day they continue to annoy people yet for being a human being and disliking people who annoy you, you are in the wrong
Whatever furfag, keep annoying people, look how well it's working for you

>5 matches in
>5 matches won

Yawn. Can someone good representing Mayo start playing?

I never understood why the aerospray is so popular with shitters. What about it makes it appealing to them?

>>386206836
>Only baddies get matched up with Mayo

Thank god I don't have work tomorrow

>>386206668
Shut up, stop ruining threads

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her's where everything went wrong

>>386206892
I can't even find a mayo squad.

Has anyone played on Shifty Station yet?

>>386206894
easy to use and is a great ink turfer

>>386206835
Good for you. Everyone else's plaza posts(yours too but you're being a faggot) are chock full of the shit.

>>386206835
>whole wall of it got posted earlier in this very thread
furfags in tears

>>386205882
>Furfags spam furfaggotry
>Told to stop
>Furfags spam even harder
But somehow it's /v/'s fault.

>>386206906
I apologize anon, I lost my temper with these dumbfucks and ended up continuing the obnoxious shitposting that takes place in splatoon threads at this point since nu-/v/ can't stop looking for shit to be mad about.

>>386206668
>post furry shit or pull some furfag stunt a la splatoon 2 lobby
>/v/ complains about it as it always has
>woooaaaahhhh fukin n-newfags never shutting up about furries

My goal for this Splatfest is to fight Mayo at least once.

>People keep disconnecting
BUY A LAN ADAPTER ALREADY YOU FUCKS QUIT DRAGGING YOUR SIDE DOWN

>>386206739
Oh I know what he draws. I'm close friends with his girlfriend, and we talk plenty. He's a cool dude regardless of the furfaggotry.

>>386206750
4. You guys arent trying holy shit.

>ketchup fags are trislosher fags
colour me surprised

>>386207005
No, it's you. People are right to complain about spam, it doesn't even effect you and would have only been a couple of posts had you not got mad. Nobody likes furries, get over it or you'll have a hard time here

>>386206932
I have, how can you not? I think it has a higher pick rate than the other two maps.

>Team Ketchup posts
>lots of Pikachu, some people talking about blood, and some Steven Universe post
>Team Mayo
>all furries and two pictures of Pearl
BRAVO TEAM MAYO

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Fuck ketchup bros, I've lost 5 matches in a row to team Mayo... I just can't pull a win out... We've gotta throw in the towel on this one. They're just too strong...

>you can still do Salmon Run during Splatfest
oh thank god

>>386206826

but semen creates it

check mate atheists

>>386207135
>mayofags don't want to win

>>386207005
>Lost my temper
>/v/ can't stop looking for shit to be mad about
Are you pranking me or do you not realize what you've done?

>>386206892
Spoke too soon. We just got cumshot in the face hard.

>>386207172
Only during work hours. Ends at 2pm

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>level 22
>level 25
>level 32
>level 4

>>386200609

>when you don't like mayo but you hate marina

Why isn't it fucking mustard?

How does the game go about calculating splatfest wins if it's constantly the same team facing itself?

>>386207154
5 matches so far and haven't gotten it yet

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>>386206836
Yep, keep moving those goal posts ketchup fags.

>>386207158
Report them all, it does actually work if enough people do it because it's automated.

>>386207104
Ketchup confirmed for master race

how do i switch teams

>>386207249
Cuz japs cant into mustard

>>386207252
When that happens it's just ignored.

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I'm about to go in, /v/. How's the team balance? Are there a staggering amount more of ketchup than mayo, like ice cream with the last one? I don't want to fight my people again.

>>386207252
Those rounds don't count, sadly. Seems like Ketchup more than has the popular vote though.

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>Every match against mayo lost
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IM S RANK IN ALL MODES FUCK YOU FURRIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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A victory from Team Mayo is a victory for the white race. Let's lynch that niggeress squid, team Mayo

>>386207297
Delete your save.

>>386207143
>continuing to accuse me of being a furfag
XD lmao

>>386207187
Sick and tired of you fucks bringing it up instead of talking about the game. I am aware of the irony as I stated previously.