>kicked from server: slot reservation

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>>386185863
>Pay for slot reservation
>Admin's GF takes it

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>>386185863
>Kicked from server
>"No snipers"

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>President Bush isn't on the server

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>>386185863
>kicked from server
>reason: don't disrespect me you little shit

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>Kicked from server: "lol"

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>fps
>shoot someone
>popup saying i have 10 seconds to explain why i did it

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>You have been banned.
>Reason:

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>reference

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>>386187221
>call a faggot out for spawn camping
>"um I'm the admin, so you'd better watch your tone with me"
>fuck off lrn2play
>*you've been permabanned from this server*

>tfw kicking other moderators
>the slapping the whole server

>Kiss enough ass to become admin
>ban anyone I want just for looking at me the wrong way

I pity those who dont know such joys

>>386187273
>Gunshot victim resting in hospital
>Sinus tach on EKG

How can admins be so cruelhouse

>kicked from server
>DUDE FUCK DRUMPF LMAO

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>Kicked from server: "Kicked from server"

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>Some guy in the server says "faggot"
>You have been banned
>Reason: homophobic
>His name doesn't even sound similar to mine

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>Server admins are running a raffle
>Call the raffle a scam
>Get permabanned
>Later find out it was

>Its not like a drink
>More like a drink

>>386187739
>ban any player for no reason at all
>server stops popping

>kicked from server: not putting air conditioning in the poolhouse

>>386187491
>>386187221
I hope these power hungry faggots die deaths. I love it when you get v& for swearing at all in any +18 shootans. I mean come the fuck on, family friendly online killing each others? This society is a literal joke desu desu famalan.

>kicked from server: not making me a sandwich

>Kicked from server
>Reason: stop killing my girlfriend dude

>>386188245
How could you be so cruelhouse?

>>386188245
>kicked from server
>reason: He may be an unreasonable dickhead, but he is your admin and you will show him some respect

>>386188452

no

>>386188449
I was friends with this group that owns a pretty popular server. 90% of their admins were numale yuppies that would ban someone every time they got on

Back-talking? ban
Talking too much? ban
Mic is low quality? ban
Didn't clutch? ban
Proved them wrong? ban

The power goes straight to their heads, even in discord/teamspeak they get short with you if you don't instantly obey their every order.

>>386188449
>die deaths
That's what presumably happens, even to all of us

>>386185863
>Kicked from Server: "Language"

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>Kicked from server
>Reason: ;)

>>386185863
Servers that reserve slots are shitty servers to begin with.

>>386188137
>move on to next server to ruin

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>BANNED
>reason: don't tell us to sit down

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>Banned
>Reason: No more hugs

>>386187112
>This room requires a password
>pass is B E A E N K E S
>type it in
>wrong password
>Hint: no e

what the fuck kind of clue is that? fucking secret club bullshit.

>>386190989
>ban appeal: would you please sit down?

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>BF3
>It's tank KOTH on that one big ass desert map from one of the DLCs
>All the tanks are taken
>decide to be productive rather than wait around for another
>Grab Recon and get on a ridge over the cap
>set up the little laser designator
>light up the first enemy tank I see
>watch as a barrage of ATGMs launch and blow him to pieces
>line up the next one
>he's down just as quick
>go to lock into a 3rd
>screen goes black
>You've been banned
>Reason: Cheating
Teamwork is cheating now I guess

>tech savvy friend owns server
>gives me admin cuz best friend
>make server public
>gets somewhat popular
>make myself invisible
>fuck with randos psyche

good times

>>386191509
>Your Appeal was denied
>Reason: You don't talk to my wife like that

>RP as a fish merchant
>Someone points out my trade
>OOOOHHHH

>>386185863
>join server
>lil shit try to votekick me
>lil shit gets banned for trying to votekick an admin

>>386191871
>Ban repealed
>I'm Henry Firth

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>>386185863
>You have been banned from this server
>reason: ayyy lmao

>Play on GMod RP server
>Guy named Banks running a Banks-making operation out of his Banks
>Ends up filling the street with Banks

>>386187491
>get spawncamped
>"dude lrn2play lmao"

ironic

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>kicked
>reason: the phone's dead

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>>386192895
>beats you at the game with his knowledge of the game
>tells you to get good like he is
>somehow not your fault

>>386193025
Appeal: I am not a killer

>You have been banned.
>Reason: dropped the screw in the tuna

>>386187273
>fps
>shoot someone
>get banned because they were a streamer

>Get swindled out of money by another player
>Will whispers: "Damn"
>Will whispers: "Oh damn"
>Will whispers: "Oh DAMN"

guys how do I beat the black guy boss
he wants me to make him a sandwich

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>server admin barely ever play anymore
>gives almost all but the title of the admin powers to some people
>they start changing it up after the dommunity got bored of the original
>admin comes back and starts shitting up the server
>call him out on it
>he throws an autistic temper tantrum and shuts everything doen permanently
Fuck Minecraft

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>>386185863
>kicked from the server
>reason: you can't say faggot or nigger here

>>386193826
YOU HEV BEEN EYE PEE BAN- *unintelligible screeching*

Hey J, can you make me a sandwich?

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>your ban appeal has been denied
>your appeal: this is a black thing isn't it?

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> be an obnoxious douchebag the entire match
> some guy with a similar name to mine gets the banhammer instead

>>386194253
fuck off uncle funkle

>>386193990
not even If I am a black gay myself?

>>386194465
but then youd be a faggot nigger, thats ban worthy in itself

>>386187915
>get kicked from server because I keep calling the captain a 'stinky boy'

>blackwake developers confirm the server has been ddosing other servers

bye bootybay

>>386194253
fucking same fag

>You have been banned from this server
>reason: your grandchildren need grandchildren lawyers

>back in the day
>sit down to dinner with the senpai
>be and lil bro talking about CS:S
>tell bro i got banned from some server
>dad flips his shit
>makes me write apology to server website

>>386188449
fucking kill yourself retard

>>386191185
Banks

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>>386194253
>bf2
>be heli bro entire match
>suddenly, out of nowhere suicide the transport heli into an apc or tank
>bail last second
>all teamkills go to the co-pilot, who cant control the heli, just watch
>8-11 kills in a fraction of a second
>custom scripts on all servers make this an instant and unappealable perma-ban
>mfw do this about twice a day for a year
>ban like 700 people from their favorite servers
>mfw i leave right when this happens and custom script dosent hold onto names
>mfw

never got fucking old

>>386194892
WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK!?! YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER!

>>386195703
that statement is actually true sadly

>>386194967
>tfw getting GUID banned

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>>386195951
>mfw them, not me

>>386194229
underrated

>banned
>appeal: "hey, my buddy likes you!"
>unbanned

i need that clip of geoffry yelling "DIE" at the top of his lungs

>kicked from server
>"dont cap point deathmatch only"

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>Thrown from server
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga5nB0r9NMI

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>kicked from server
>reason: "OH GOD HE'S FUCKING HERE HELP ME RUN RUN AWAY FU"

>mfw i downloaded every episode of fresh price and marathoned them all

>banned
>appeal: "This is a black thing isn't it?"
>Three years later
>still banned

>>386196453
same senpai, that was a pretty comfy time

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>>386188452
>>386193804
>>386194220

>you have been banend from the server
>reason: K:D too high

>>386187112
>President Bush joins the server
>PM him that I'll scratch his bush if he scratches mine
>kicked from server

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>get shot through wall from across the map
>die

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>banned from server
>reason: THIS IS A CONTROLLER ONLY SERVER

>boss doesn't give you a hug

>>386196561
>get killed from across the map by a shotgun

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>>386188449
>v&

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>>386194253
>Someone is kicking my ass in a match
>Report him for cheating
>He gets banned

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>shotgun lets you choose slugs instead of pellet shots
>can use it to snipe people across the map

>>386196319
>thrown from server
>not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvJeATp31dw

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>>386191509
>Kicked from server
>Reason: I'm Old Gregg.

>Banned from server
>Reason: Emptying the banks, filling our streets with banks and running a bank-making operation out of your banks

>>386193234
>pubg

not even once

>>386187775
you can die from cardiac arrest after getting a gunshot wound

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>>386185863
>Join Server
>Description: No Snipers, Homing Missiles, Tanks, AN-94, Shotguns with Slugshots, Semi-Pistols, Laser-sights, Revolvers, Knifes

>Dominating on the server, 10:1 KD
>Kicked from server
>Reason: You really need a woman, G.

>>386198723
>pm them: i AM a woman
>unbanned
>yfw

>>386198723
>Appeal: What's a woman?

Why are greentext threads so bad now? Is this a plot by lefties and S4S to ruin the board?

Is this the meta humour?

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>say something that triggers an admin
>banned
>appeal: that was a joke maam
>still banned

how do i get past the fact that aunt viv's actor gets changed half way through it always throws me off

>kicked from server: My father just got an erection

>playing ss13 as chemist
>inject toilet water, acid and polyacid into the chefs food
>replace the cryo liquid with polyacid
>leave people in medbay dead
>people start complaining about someone griefing, point the blame at some other guy
>admins permaban him
;)

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>>386190537
>you will never be shinka

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>pay for vip on a server
>cancel before money comes out of my account
>free vip slot for like a month
>admin finds out
>banned
>reason: "you owe me"

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I'll still never understand /v/'s obsession with a fresh prince YTP from 6 years ago.

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>banned from online
>reason being you kept spamming "hey g could you make me a sandwich"

>>386200387
>wanting to be a dogfucker
No thanks
>>386200850
Because it's a god-tier poop
Dikekike makes great shit, I'm still waiting on a Fesh Pince 3

>>386201204
We're all waiting on Fesh Pince 3, friendo.


;_;

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>You have been banned from this server
>Reason: dude stop killing my gf u ashol

>>386185863
what was your first ban /v/?

mine was spamming pictures of a sexy russian woman with udders on one of those big 20v20 l4d2 versus servers

Ay G wouldya make me a sandwich?

>>386203583
>you have been banned
>reason: nough

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>>386203951
>try to appeal
>Your appeal has been denied. Reason:
>NOUGH

why doesnt anyone post screenshots

i believe every ban here is made up

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>you have been banned
>reason: damage numbers are too high, you're obviously hacking

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>Make my own server to be admin
>No one plays on it

>have to answer a question to join a server
>the question is "Who is the question?"
>answer no
>it works

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>die
>walk to where I died
>kicked from server: violating new life rule

https://youtu.be/ZzazYg4yBK4

*pop*

>join /tg/ SS13 to play my first game
>admin pm's me "why did you do [x]"
>explain im still learning things and apologize
>"well you're getting banned for a day"

never played it again.

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>Kicked from server
>"No shotguns"

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>get shot by other teammates multiple times
>nothing happens to them
>shoot a teammate once by accident
>Kicked from server: friendly fire

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>>386193210

>join tf2 server
>walk 3 steps out of spawn
>permabanned
>reason: no pyros allowed

>>386207137
i never learned how to play the game either

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>admin hears that someone was micspamming even though they weren't
>asks who it was
>i call out a random guy who hasn't used his mic once
>he gets instantly perma banned
Almost felt bad.

>>386207137
>played on TG Station which has distanced itself as far from 4chan as possible
You're not missing anything.