Splatoon 2: Splatfest

First for Ketchup

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Ketchupfags will be bukkake'd.

>>386184259
>being on team cum/fur

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I love this game but I suck at it, I feel bad for whoever has me on their team

>>386183903
>Choosing mayo over ketchup
Another splatfest is here and Pearl STILL has shit taste.

MARINA WINS AGAIN

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>furfags

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>>386183903
>tfw you mix them both together

why must they tear me apart like this

>>386183903
Mustard is unironically better than both. Fuck Dijon though.

Ketchup -> Sugar Crazed Children

Mayo -> Intelligent Intellectuals

>>386184610
you have the taste of an 8 year old.

>>386183903
>tfw furfag and hate mayo
Good thing I don't have this gay game

>>386184718
I wish you all would shut the fuck up about fur fags. They were in the last game too. And they were on miiverse on the Wii u. But no one gave a fuck. They just played the game

>>386183903
Pearl is cute CUTE!

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>>386184718

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>>386184718
Yiff in hell furfag.

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Splatoon developers don't know how to nerf correctly
Literally making weapons useless is not the answer

>>386184818
>actually playing a video game
>not just bitching about things that don't matter

I don't think you know what site you're on there buddy

>>386184818
That was because none of their degenerate shit was put up in everyone's plaza 24/7

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>>386184718
>furfag calling other things gay

>>386184672
>Mayo -> Furfags

>>386184961
Only faggots and bitches like swallowing sticky white shit.

>>386185046
The Dynamo is in there as bait for tryhards.

>>386184681
No. Dijon is just too overpowering. They douse it in so much alcohol you can't even taste the mustard part of it anymore. Dijonfags are no better than hotsaucefags who like to destroy the flavor of foods with too much spiciness.

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>>386185173
And only absolute degenerates jerk off to animals anon

>>386184378
just use the aerospray like every other shitter in the game

>>386185046
all rollers in general in this game are pretty worthless

apparently there's an august update focusing on balancing main weapons, so rollers will probably get buffed

>>386184384
More like the general playerbase has shit taste
That includes you

>>386184672

Intelligent intellectuals is a redundant statement.

>>386185046
>Dynamo
>E-Liter
>Stealth Jump
>Cold Blooded
what were they thinking

>>386185532
>Not having an opinion on things
Gee Anon, you sure showed me just how boring you can truly be. I'll think twice before crossing you ever again.

What time does the Splatfest start

>>386185723
What? I just gave you my opinion, I don't think I could've given you a more opinionated response.
What are you babbling about?

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I want to be team ketchup so I can be sprayed by white ink

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Ketchup

>>386185976
Your opinion sucks. Get a new one quick before the one you have now turns you into a raging homosexual.

>>386186594
>implying I'm not a raging homosexual already
You're gonna have to try harder to convince me anon.

And no that's NOT why I chose mayonnaise.
It's simply a better condiment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc6CcUpm-qk
Who /white ink/ here?

>>386187061
I wish these colors weren't splatfest exclusive

>>386187061
You all said they would never add white red, or brown into the game, now what do you say? Just wait until the Chocolate vs Vanilla so I can figuratively and physically spread my brown gooey ooze all over you as you relish in defeat

>>386187061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C5_-grJYMk
;)

>>386187061
I still can't believe they actually did it. It's gonna be so weird with these different colors, though. It'll be even better to see furfags get exploded into a bloody mess for this splatfest.

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>>386187217
>You all said they would never add white
But the first game had it.

>>386187348
>posting discount gamexplain
but why?

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>OMG WHITE INK THEY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
Meanwhile during the third Japanese splatfest of Splat Tim 1.

>>386187449
That was a jap exclusive though. Plus we're getting blood and cum in the same splatfest.

So Splatfest starts at midnight?

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>>386187371
>>386187517
Japs got cum and piss

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WHO READY TO SPRAY WHITE ALL OVER LITTLE GIRLS SQUIRTING RED

>>386187881
It's so obvious when a furry draws something

>>386186884
>Choosing mayo over ketchup
>Being a raging homosexual

I'm talking to a dead man.

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>>386187881
>that's why he's there
Why did he mean by this?

>>386187970
This. I could sense it.

>>386185173
Okay, but how do you like your burger?

>>386187970
>>386188315
It's the ears and teeth.
They always oversexualize the ears and teeth.

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why are the all the furries in the lobby such great artists?

pic related is the best I could do

>>386188106
We'll see about that when your shitty condiment gets destroyed on the splatfield, ketchupfag.

>>386188461
Yeah, you're 100% right.

>>386188542
the autistic patience to draw something for hours pixel by pixel instead of actually playing the game

>>386188542
It's a mix of them only knowing how to draw their gay ass OC and autism.

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>>386188542
>not giving him a squid mask and a tentacle comb-over

>>386188542
>such great artists
Most of the art looks like shit and the "good" stuff is all samefaced dogs.

>>386187061
Now I can finally live out my dream! Being trapped in a male body has brought me so much discomfort and I never was quite happy with my life. After years of soul searching I understand my problem. I always subconsciously wanted to be a little teen girl first discovering her period and watching in grim horror as she thinks she is dying, but later comes to find out that she is just maturing into a healthy woman! Thank you Nintendo and the creators of Splatoon 2 for allowing this to happen and making my vision a reality. Just wait squiddies because I can finally spray my period blood all over you!

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I'm not even sure if this is furry.

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>>386189040
>This entire post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WAO3zgz7y0

this isn't white
this is yellow white

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Is Splatoon /ourgame/?

>>386189053
>man, I am upset about the absence of a specific franchise
>sad isabelle
compared to
>WOW LOOK AT THIS INCREDIBLY DETAILED DRAWING OF AN ANTHROMORPHIC CHARACTER

It's not

Ketchup.. and mayonnaise...

Mayonnaise..

Who the fuck decided this and who the fuck approved it?

>>386189208
Why didn't they make it Tartar Sauce vs Ketchup?

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>Ketchup in the veins

>>386189251
It's always been our game. Don't let the Sony shills tell you otherwise.

>>386188461
been hanging on the wrong places for too long m8

>>386189317

Or Ketchup vs Mustard like every person on the planet would immediately think of.

>>386189317
A better question is why isn't it ketchup vs mustard?
You know, the two condiments that actually compete

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>>386184543
>Puerto rican squids identity crises intensifies

>>386189510
Blood vs Piss?

>>386189573
because only ameritards like mustard

>>386189317
Nobody would choose tartar sauce because it's too much of a patrician's taste.

>>386189662

And this is why America is better than your country.

>>386189504
/trash/ is a vile, yet interesting place anon.
I'm not even a furry.

>>386189510
>>386189573
I think the ketchup/mustard dichotomy is primarily American.
But what about Ranch or Cool Ranch?

>>386189824
>Marina pisses herself on stage

>>386189794
>ranch vs cool ranch
???????

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>>386189794
I think you should kill yourself, Dilbert.

>>386185974
From now, in about 2 hours.

>>386189040
I don't know, it seems more like a popped zit, to me.

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>>386189824
Why does Marina always look like she's trying to contain an orgasm?

>>386185974
9pdt, midnight est.

Hey if you're a fag with g&k in your name. Kindly go kill yourself you useless fucking shit.

Splatfest ideas?
Cosmetic changes for each splatfest too if you have them

>>386189283
Normally I wouldn't think twice about it, but this mad furry crusade has got me jumping at anything anthropomorphic.

Give me the fur, now.

>>386190096
Black vs White
Black ink vs Cum, also mask is added for blackface and squids can adorn wizard robes

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>>386190096
anal vs vaginal

>>386190083
this

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When is this gonna end?

>>386186058
>can either be splatted with white ink
>or swim in it
Either way, I guess you win anon

>everybody's angry about the furfags
>but nobody is fighting back with w40k pictues
cleanse
purge
splat

Report it, you stupid nigger.
Not even giving you a (You).

>>386190096
Sweet vs sour
Chocolate vs vanilla
Pink vs blue
Broadswords vs katanas

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>>386190096
Tits Vs Ass

Any female Inkling that picks tits gets their tits slightly enlarged, same goes for any female inkling that picks ass.

Male inklings just get the regular splatfest T-Shirt

>>386190519
>Not even giving you a (You).
But... you just did.

>>386190465
Once you report them

>>386190096
tokyo vs paris
multiplication vs division
arms vs legs
"yes" vs "no"

How many chunks did everybody manage to grind?
I haven't played as much this week so I only got 18 but there's not much reason to use them here since I'm not team mayo.

>>386190096
Microwave
VS
Fridge

>>386185413
Source?

>>386190465
>Not reporting them as soon as you see them

>>386185413
Roller has carried me to A rank so I have to disagree.

>>386190096
Mario vs Sonic
or
Mario vs Luigi
or
Mario vs Wario
Ink colors should be obvious
Surprised they haven't done anything with Mario, I mean, they did fucking Transformers and Spongebob first

>>386183903
>Having to kill my own grillers on high tide
>Watching my teammates hang out at the coast getting murdered over and over again
>Kill two bosses close to basket
>Solid 30 seconds go by as no one but me transports them because they keep rezzing and dying
>Dead squids just spamming help at the edge of a level instead of heading for a teammate
Getting real tired of all the garbage Salmon Run players who rank up with the easier weapons.

>>386190310
>>386190083
Well, what a fucking surprise. They're all French. That explains why they play like toddlers. God I fucking hate French people so much. They're already ruining FF XIV with how fucking useless they are at video games.

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>>386190519
>>386190668
>>386190829
I did after I made the webM. I just wanted to show how populated that shit is.

>>386190465
this.
I mean, if it was a few then whatever, but every post I see is a furry post

>>386190897
>Dead squids just spamming help at the edge of a level instead of heading for a teammate
This pisses me off so much. You can fucking move. You can even grab an egg.

>>386190897
>two seconds from finishing wave
>literally one guy alive and it's not me
>but we're all literally right next to him
>he's clearly about to get his shit kicked in
>but instead of reviving us he decides to be 1337 MLG and try to win on his own
>dies like a bitch
thank

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>>386190096
Red and blue with the glittery effect.

>>386190096
Orange Soda vs Grape Soda

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>>386190096
Sweets vs Meats

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>mfw pearlfags and furfags alike get BTFO

>>386190096
Killing yourself eating American food.
Killing yourself by getting blown up my Muslims.

>>386191121
>10 seconds from finishing a wave
>1 egg from winning
>everyone dead except for one guy with an egg
>decides to fight his way through instead of just swimming up the side of the ramps

>>386190096
Orange soda vs Grape soda (Possibly sponsored?)

>3 more hours until the furry cull begins

>>386183903
>blood and cum

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>>386190465
Who gives a shit? TF2 had more furries than any game and it never stopped /v/ from enjoying it.

is mayo supposed to be furry now?

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>>386190586
I don't care if it's ooc. I love pictures of Marina with tits that test the durability of her top.

>>386191317
https://boards.fireden.net/_/search/filename/1490585786261.gif/

>>386190096
DEWmocracy where the splatfest decides on a new flavor of Mountain Dew. Japan only.

>>386190039
That's not arousal. That's fear. She's surrounded by the enemy. One slip up and she's on the hook and getting cooked.

>>386191390
Honestly it's hardly ooc though.

>>386191135
seconding this

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>>386190096
>>386191135

>>386191121
Was this my last game? We had all eggs and the last guy alive was literally standing in front of me, then he jumped off the boat and ran.

>>386190513
Literally this. Where the FUCK are the inkling bolter bitches?

>>386191320
It is if you don't like it.

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>>386191390
Her tits are already doing that.

>>386183903
I-I can join my Amerifat friends, right? I won't be stuck on my own with only Euroshits will I?

>>386191135
Who the fuck even drinks Pepsi? I mean really. I've never seen a single person in my life drink it.

>>386190513
>>386191659
They don't know how to draw.

MAYONNAISE IS MADE OUT OF EGGS!?!?!?!????

>>386191320
I think it's called "mold" and you don't want to eat it.

>>386191769
What? no

>>386183903
Team Cum represent! Furries please go die.

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>>386191674
Not to this degree though.

>>386191749
Sugar free pepsi tastes better than diet coke.

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>>386191749

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I'm on my way home, Has splatfest started yet?

>>386191769
Yeah and ketchup has onion powder.
Welcome to the present.

>>386191837
>is a furry and on team mayo
:^)

>>386191873
And at least 20-30% of a ketchup bottle is pure sugar.

>>386191317
>tf2
>objectively a bad game as agreed upon by /v/ since the f2p update in 2011 that unleashed the tides of brazillians, furfags, bronies, and the underaged
Bad example

>>386190096
motion controls vs stick controls
probably whatever random colors they want, but if you choose a team use have to use those controls on splatfest.
Hot vs Cold
Dark red for hot, Very Light blue for cold
What do you choose gear for? Specials vs Fashion
specials would have a muddy orange,
fashion would be pastels

>>386191872
9 pst

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>>386191317
Yes it did, it's one of the main reasons, "gamers" and other online geeks hated furries back in the 00's.
People forget how prominent furries were on online communities before the fursecution, that made them retreat to their own communities, it saved the internet, but nowadays furries are popping their head out all over again and people post birth of online social age have no idea what it used to be like.
We might need another one soon, 4chan is crawling with furries now, trash is basically a furry board at this point.

>>386191818
That's what the op pic says

How the fuck are you supposed to climb the ranks when everyone on rank B are morons? I just lost 30 games in a row. I am not shitting you. 30. I keep seeing people inking the spawns, charging blindly into battle 1v4, and super jumping right into combat zones. I can't even count the number of times I'd look up and see 3 X's for my team. There is no concept of teamwork, rather than moving as one to the target, everyone just splits up and goes their own direction. Often, I'd look at the map and see people running towards the enemy spawn trying to ink it when the enemy had the tower/rainmaker/control of the splat zones! How is anyone supposed to make it to rank A when it's impossible to work together with anyone in rank B?

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>switch splatoon 2 bundle arriving around the 20th
>all this furry shit
I-I dunno...

>>386191769
Mayonegg

>>386192098
Just join ketchup and report furfags

>>386191393
>leads to desktop thread with an image containing furry art, Steven Universe, Mass Effect Andromeda, and Chrome shortcuts
yet I'm not surprised

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>have to go to bed soon because I have to wake up at 4AM to catch a 12 hour flight
>probably going to miss the whole Splatfest
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>>386192049
use the 52 gal and carry

>>386192098
Report the furfags. Do your part, don't let them take over the community.

>>386192049
This is why you don't play games for 5-year-olds

Reminder that furfags are actually Ketchup lovers, but joined Mayo just to throw matches.

>>386192225
>have to go to bed soon
You can sleep on the plane.

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>>386191990
>11 PM
Guess I have to play tomorrow then
I got work in the morning

>>386192181
...anon that person is getting their game on the 20th
the splatfest will not exist during that day

>>386192049
Wondering the same. Doesn't help that I've to climb through every tier of B for no good reason.

>>386192026
>Being a furry isn't about sex man it's just about animals
kek they keep telling me this but who are they trying to convince?

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>Clear a pretty hard Salmon Run
>1199 P

>>386192334
oh yeah
well report them anyways

>>386191942
>Objectively
>/v/
When will this meme end?

>>386192304
I don't trust myself to drive myself to an airport on zero / very few hours of sleep.

>>386192098
>don't play game because furfags
>suddenly whole game is furfags
Join us, brother. We will drive them out of Inkopolis

>>386191872
This should be the entire team throwing it into one section.

>>386192451
>Reliable teammates
I'm jelly

>>386192275
No, they went with mayo because they're degenerates and they wanted to post pictures of their semen-clad fursonas and pretend it was SFW.

Not that that's the fault of mayo, but let's be real here.

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Remember kids, mayo is the team for Furry degenerates. If you are a true member of 4chan, and you choose team mayo you'll throw every one of the matches you are in.

>>386192520
You're an optimistic one.

>>386192568

To be fair if anyone else but me had the Carbon Roller in the last round (a Salmonoid Rush) they probably would have somehow gotten us all killed.

>>386192580
Do not listen to the condiment jew! Furries are a ketchup scheme to get mayo to lose! Think of the snails!

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>>386183903
Can't wait for that decisive ketchup victory.

>>386192580
How about you just choose team ketchup and wipe the floor with them?

Splatfest is up?

>>386192576
>>386192580
>Pick mayo over ketchup because I use it more for dishes and whatnot
>Dogfuckers choose it because animal cum
Pearl and I don't deserve this.

>>386192520
You mean
>the entire team missing one section
And then the Maw eats a guy.

>>386192451
As long salmon run doesn't have any blaster weapons, I'm good

>>386192781
Nah I think Pearl deserves it

>>386192781
Furries ruin everything

>>386192580
You're just saying this because you know it's the only way ketchupfags could win.

>>386189251
>brogulls
Why am I seeing it in splatoon of all places

>>386192874
>Pearl deserves cum
You're sick man, you're sick! Keep telling me about it though. For science.

>>386184672
Mayo is for fat people.

>>386192948
Especially their dog's asshole.

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>>386192440
>furry isn't a fetish, it's just a bizzarre extremely specific autistic completely nonsexual obsession and fixation on animal people (especially their genitilia!) and pretending to be one
>also, I need to jam it in as many people's faces and be as insufferable about it as possible
What do they think that they're accomplishing? If anything that's even weirder and worse than it just being a desire to fuck dogs

>>386192772

30 minutes.

>grown obese adult men fighting over a condiments strawpoll in a children's online shooter
This is fucking pathetic.

>>386193224
Strong projecting you got there

Any richfags wanna help a nibba get splat2n?

[email protected]

How do I stop sucking so much with every weapon I try? The only thing I can enjoy is Salmon Run.

>>386193270
>Five Hour Energy, for Obeses

>>386193265
umad

>>386190096
Sci-fi vs Fantasy
Sci-fi's icon is a raygun, Fantasy's icon is a sword crossing over a staff. Sci-fi's color is black with glitter for the cosmos, Fantasy is gold for quest loot.

Boxing vs Wrestling
Boxing has a glove, wrestling has a luchador mask. Boxing is Red, Wrestling is Blue solely for "In the red corner, in the blue corner".

>>386193281
Send ;)

>>386193224
>"hmmph. i sure showed those children by typing in my hot and needed opinion into an anonymous forum. im da coolest."

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>>386193270
What the fuck

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Is anybody else having trouble connecting to games, or is it just my neighbors probably stealing my internet again?

>>386193281
(; tneS

>playing tower control
>entire team wants to ride instead of fight
>we get destroyed
>team consists of levels 20-25

How can people play the game so long and be so awful at it

>>386193270
>mayofags have to shop in ketchup to make their arguments work

>>386193270
fucking KETCHUPFATS

>>386184543
Marie is for Thousand Island.

>>386193287
If you don't have an Ethernet dock adapter thingy, it's probably due to ping. Try using a longer range weapon, like the Jet Squelcher or the Splattershot Pro. You could even use the Dualie Squelchers but you'll have to roll and stop to take advantage of the range.

>>386193270
You can google fat people eating condiments in public for anything.

Or any food really.

>>386189794
#wow #whoa

Friendly reminder to use your free time to charge your Joycons while you still can.

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>>386192964
Well you just got me to look that up.
I was not ready for that.

>>386193472
>not having a secure network
Fix that

>>386192049
I played more average compared to my rank while progressing in the first game. It was enjoyable and I moved up smoothly. This time there have been some very frustrating games. However, I can't really hold it against my teammates since they probably didn't play the first game. They probably also don't enjoy losing because the game overestimated my ability to carry them against a more balanced team.

>>386193389
>Boxing has a glove, Wrestling has the Hulkster's porn video
Goddamn dude its just a kids game.

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>>386193270
you think that's bad?

>>386193559
wut? I mean, not that anon, but why would you immediately say it's the lag's fault?

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>>386193270
well well well...

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>>386192580
Why are western furry so homo?
Why can't they draw some cute kemono girl?

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>>386193727
>>386193790

GAME ON SQUIGGERS

Can we all just agree regardless or whether you are ketchup or mayo, that fat people are disgusting?

>>386193745
Why would you not? Not everyone has that Ethernet adapter so you're already going to be dealing with ping issues, no matter what. He said he was having trouble winning fights so a longer range weapon could provide more opportunities for splats than running in with a midrange weapon + ping.

>>386187349
You're not doing as well as before.
This is how losses work too; if you perform really well but lose, the bar just shakes and doesnt crack or at least takes more losses to crack. If you suck ass you get cracks quickly.

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>>386192796
>tfw its happened to me and randoms more times than I like to admit

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>>386193927

>>386193845
Because most of them are trolls. Cute animal girls are always welcome and usually what the majority of the previous so called 'furry' art consisted of.

>>386193270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj5Kp6rywIo&gl=BE

>>386183903
game for children, barneyfags
saying "woomy" is fucking gay

>>386193989
But you would immediately say it's the lag instead of asking what he was doing wrong first? I mean, it could be a general lack of practice with the weapons than anything or he's not used to/not using the motion control.

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>tfw accidentally disrupted a japanese splatfest session

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A vote for mayo is a vote for Ja/ck/!

>>386194189
Because I'm not making any assumptions about his skill. Someone else can deal with that. He for sure has ping issues without an adapter though so I can confidently tell him things that help with that. Get it?

>>386193270
>>386193927
>>386193727
>>386193790
I don't remember Splatoon splatfests getting this shitposty aside from Cats vs. Dogs and Callie vs. Marie

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Did you asswipe mods really get sensitive that I posted a fat woman drinking ketchup on /v/?


Looks like we know who mods are shilling for.

>>386194349
Because it's somewhat absurd that the first you suggest is to spend money to buy an ethernet adapter, then suggest to get better with the weapons.

>>386194296
What is there to gain besides weight by adding mayo to a cake?

>>386194530
views

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>>386194442
Some splatfests had more fuel for the fire than others

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>mfw furries complaining about being banned with no way to repeal it
there is a god and he's pretty alright

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>>386194442

I miss the old stupid OC content from the old splatfests.

>>386194442
Just have fun with it.

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>>386194612
Fat people are a different breed of human.

>>386194663
Honestly, I'm only reporting the ones that are encouraging others to draw more furry art. The ones that are not having an agenda besides drawing cute art, I leave alone.

>>386194663
Is there proof besides the one mayo guy?

>>386194457
>they're on the side not composed mostly of furfags
Mods=gods

>>386194707
just like blacks and weebs

>>386190465
furries should all be chemically castrated

>>386194832
Shut the fuck up mod.

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>>386194757
>furshit
>cute

>>386192580
Ketchup is for children and only good when mixed with other ingredients(like mayo). Half your team is going to be fry eating kiddos every game that you have to carry

>>386194487
>Absurd
It would be, had I suggested that. Look, no offense, but I don't think you're really comprehending what I'm saying. Here's the gist:
>Anon says he has problem with fights
>Wireless ping is a bitch, perhaps try a longer range weapon to get in more advantageous situations, helping negate the ping problem
>A ping problem that every wireless switch player faces, objectively
>You don't like that I suggested this over just saying aim better
It's just one helpful suggestion that can help the Anon. It's not as if I'm gonna be the dudes life coach and help him achieve the godliest aim.

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>>386194757
Furry shit isn't related to splatoon at all and definately doesn't belong in a kids game.
Now let's get back to posting squidlolis.

>>386194980
He will be in good company.

>>386183903
Neither. Both are repulsive.

>>386192704
>fuck on his teeth
I love this image.

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>>386193927
CAN YOU KEEP IT UP

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>Ketchup babies trying to justify their immature palettes

SPLATFEST WHEN

>>386190096
Hags vs lolis.

>>386195204
No matter what you do or say, you will not persuade people to join a team filled to the brim with furries. You just can't.

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>>386195032
I don't think I've seen that one posted in years.

>>386195204
>implying a mayofag didn't start it
nice try.

>>386195032
That's not a squid now, is it anon?

>>386184543
We just call that fry sauce here in Mormon Controlled Utah.

>>386195204

>Implying mayo is better.

You're both plebs eating trash condiments.

SPLATFEST DOESN'T START FOR 2 HOURS YOU FUCKS

GO AWAY

>>386190096
Sweet vs savory

>>386195540
IM SPLATTING IN UR ASS RIGHT NOW THO ANON

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Splatoon is made for furries. You cant disprove that.

>>386184378
How do you suck at a game about shooting walls and floors?

>>386195540
>111 posters

No you.

>>386195458
The point is to vote for one of the two options they gave you anon.
Now if BBQ or tartar sauce were a contestant, I would immeditiately know what to choose.

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>>386188461
>oversexualize

overexaggerate anon, the word you're looking for is overexaggerate.

your brain has become scrambled by their degeneracy. There is nothing sexual about the ears or teeth in that image.

>>386195032
child porn doesn't belong in a kid's game either

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>choosing a condiment that resembles a thick semen glaze
>believing the ink won't be censored to yellow and orange at least in the US

>>386195613
>squids don't have fur
your move

>>386195570
>Marina is savory
bout to savor dat umami pussy amirite

>>386195570
This could be a good one.
Savory masterrace.

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Japs make the best mayo

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>Go to fucking walmart because it's the only place near me with splatoon 2 or switches for sale
>decide to check the clearance isle for kicks
>entire shelves of nothing but water filters for $0.50
>Look them up online
>fill 3 entire entire shopping carts full of $24 water filters that pay for my switch & splatoon 2
>then go back & get a pro controller

Team Mayonnaise or Katsup?

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>>386195613
I think I have images from the Splatoon e3 anouncement somewhere too. That was a great thread

>>386195691
>He didn't see the white Jap ink
Nigga it's red vs white. We were dead wrong.

>>386192225
rank up to Fiend at least, thats only two wins

Sploosh

>>386195659
Maybe not to us upstanding citizens of /v/, but I'm sure the furry who drew them is just yiffing their pants all about the fangs and the ears

The post release content has been such a disappointment. We had like 3 maps worth of content after release up to this point along with multiple weapons, whereas in Splatoon 2 we have... 3 weapons, with the 3rd barely making the cut by being added tonight. I thought when they announced a year of support that meant they would still be keeping the Splatoon 1 pace, not just stretching out all the shit even further.

>BUT SPLATOON 1 LAUNCHED WITH 3 LESS MAPS
Yeah and that game had less content than most Early Access games at release. I loved the shit out of it but it was fucking pathetic. Splatoon 2 releasing with 3 more (two of which are old maps anyway) isn't much more impressive.

>>386184672
>Mayo
Cum-colored lard for fat retards
>Ketchup
Blood-colored lard for fat retards
Both are shit

>>386195679
How did a joke so obvious still fly over your head

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>>386195736

>>386195659
That's the thing, it IS sexual to them.
That's why it's their fetish in the first place.
You gotta get into their minds to (try to) understand them.

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>good with heavy splatling
>can't win shit with mini splatling
Any tips?

>>386195809
I saw it, that's why I said it will be censored in the west.

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>>386183903
NEW WEAPONS FOR SPLATFEST IS PRETTY COOL CHANGE!

GET READY TO EAT SHIT KETCHUP PERIOD STAINS!

>MFW EVERYONE ON MY FRIENDS LIST IS A KETCHUP LOVER EXCEPT ONE

I will exterminate them and hunt them down if they are on my friend list

Does anyone remember that fad where people would reject mayo because "Eww it has eggs in it"

>>386195952
Man, I'm tired of seeing this image and the one with Toad saying "wahoo" in these threads.

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>>386195890

>>386195736
Slav here.
Take that back right fucking now.

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What size is the splatpost box? I'm trying to find good monochromatic images to Splatprint into it.

>>386195786
>someone else remembers Dave the Barbarian
Delete that image, it's better left forgotten.

>>386195952
Have your friends persecuted you yet for outing yourself as a furry?

>>386195932
I hope you're on team ketchup my dude because I'm cumming all over you

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>>386196036

>>386195974
No because we're not fucking 50 grandpa

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>>386195871

>>386196042
What chu got Dmitri?

>>386195974
I'm pretty sure people still do that.

>>386196042
Why would he? Slavs don't make the best anything. Well, except slaves.

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>not choosing mayonnaise
>not using a blaster

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>>386196185
Oh, then it's ok

>>386192768
You can't change your vote, and the voting took place before the furry invasion.

>>386196254
Say that again face to face with me and I will stuff your mouth with something white that isn't mayo.

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>>386196042
Belgians make the best mayo.

>>386196248
I have a friend who claims he won't touch mayo cause its bad for you, but he'll pour buckets of ranch on shit, which is mostly made of mayo.

>>386195679
You mean the lewd drawings that are mostly from nips?

New weapon is just a shittier splattershot, move on.

>>386195679
>ITS NON NUDE PORN DUDES

Are you actually retarded?

>>386195847
I agree. I'm getting annoyed at this staggered release shit. First game was kind of understandable because it was a new IP and it released, like you said, practically early access. There's no reason to be going through these same motions with the sequel after the original's huge success.

>>386195679
How do drawings of the squid kids doesn't belong on a kids game?

MAYO IS A CRITICAL FOUNDATION FOR MANY DISHES

FUCK OFF KETCHUP CHILDREN

YOU MUST 18+ TO POST HERE

FUCK OFF KETCHUP CHILDREN

YOU MUST 18+ TO POST HERE

FUCK OFF KETCHUP CHILDREN

YOU MUST 18+ TO POST HERE

>>386196091
I bet you'll get off when I cover you in my own blood, degenerate. Enjoy physically turning into and swimming around in pools of your team mate's cum.

>>386196538
This game honestly should have launced with at least a majority of the old maps.

>>386196335
Grilled chicken breast?

>>386196538
I have a feeling they were banking on players either being new entirely and therefore everything is new to them or just super enthusiastic if they bought a second game in the series.

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>yfw Canada will fuel Ketchup's victory

>>386195847
I'm already bored of these maps and the new one is Splatfest only

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>He covers his eggs in ketchup

>>386196580
REEEE IT DOESN'T COUNT YOU CAN ONLY TALK ABOUT IT AS A STANDALONE THING. NOW LET ME BRING FRIES INTO THIS FOR SOME REASON.

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>>386183903

Mayo is good, of course if you`re a disgusting fat pig then it's probably grotesque the amount of mayo you eat.

>>386196595
Stop Anon, I can only get so erect.

>>386196730
Shut the fuck up faggot.
You'll get raped so hard you'll get addicted to sucking our gopnik dicks.

>>386183903
What do you get for playing splatfests?

>>386196769
I wouldn't say covers, but a nice drizzle is nice.

>He's never went to a maid cafe and had the girl draw her name in his omurice with ketchup

>>386183903
mayo + hot sauce is a match made in heaven, especially on chicken sandwiches.

>>386190096
Coffee vs Tea