Are you mayofags ready to get ass blasted?

pedo game

Ketchup is gross on anything but fries, why the fuck would you put it on an omelette

>>386182886
fpbp

>>386182886
point?

>>386182960
it's omurice you retard

>>386183241
what kind of fuckup puts ketchup on rice

In the battle of Blood and Cum, who wins?

>>386183241
not gonna argue cuz is pointless and I'm bored.
still a game for pedos and furries than an actual kid game though

>>386182960
That's true, but Mayo is LITERALLY NEVER EVER good, so it's a lesser-of-two-evils shituation here Anon.

>>386181194
I'm just glad I didn't pick the furfag mayo side.

this isn't a cake vs ice cream situation at all. If you're in this splatfest purely for marina, watch her brown sugar ass, it could get blown out.

>>386183417
you live in a world where only mayo jars exist. Good, homemade mayo works on nearly everything.

>>386183679
No, no it really doesn't.

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>mayofags
name me one thing that is better with mayo; you can't, even chicken (the most barebones meat) don't work with it

>>386183925
Carrots taste amazing with mayo

>>386183309
I do. It tastes great

>>386184071
of course you would like white stuff with your sticks faggot

>>386181194
Splatoon is so fucking gay, you Nintenbros crack me up. It's so obviously a kid's game. Why not play Overwatch? PUBG? Battlefield? Halo? TF2? CSGO? Anything? Nah, gotta splat a bunch of literal 10 yr olds with ink in babby's first shooter, n-not a pedo though hehe. Developmentally stunted.

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Is there a good condiment?
Serious question. The only correct way to season food is to add shit before or during the cooking process.

Mayo is for fatties

>>386181194

I'd blast her ass with mayo if you catch my drift

>He picked ketchup over mayo

Why not just shout out that you're not white instead

>>386184160
does tzatziki count? it's amazing

>>386184223
>mayo
>not the sugar filled tomato jam

>>386184160
Hot Sauce

Low Fat Sour Cream

>>386184160
Schezwan sauce

>>386184160
Salsa.
Not like I expect you to have taste buds or know anything about food tho.

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>>386184631
My fucking nigga

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>>386181194
Doesn't matter if they're ready or not, it's happening.

Mayo needs mustard to not be shit, while ketchup is fine on it's own.

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>>386183384
This

>>386183925

Spaghetti.

>>386181194
>inb4 onsakumaru tripfag shills mayo

If you're American please refrain from discussing anything that has to do with food, ever. You're already on your way to killing yourselves eating it.

>>386182886
Let's play a game, called spot the newfag

>>386190389
Hey now, I'm American and eat very healthy. Not all of us are fat, just 40% of us. It's fucking disgusting. Fatties should be shunned and humiliated in public

>>386181194
>Marinafags actually think they'll get to fight people on Pearl's team

You'll be murdering fellow marinafags for half the splatfest if not more.

>>386183925

Any sandwich that contains any meat.

>>386181194
always