Why couldn't she just TALK TO HIM?

>>386172901
because it's a nintendo game bro. just turn your brain off bro. no, bro, these are mature games for adults bro. just because it stars a cartoon bro and is made to be family friendly bro doesn't mean it's for babies.

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>another super mario thread

>>386173183
probably pretty hard to do with that mask on

>>386172901
>all her porn is yuri trash

>>386173823
but if she takes off the mask...

>>386172901
>Women being straight forward rather than being passive aggressive with their intentions then blaming men for not picking up their signals
I assume.

>>386174003
it would be extremely painful

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>>386172901
Because she realized that she'd never be as go as Zelda, any of them

I don't know about you, but if I had some semen demon with huge tits wanting my dick non stop I'd be all over it. What the hell is Link's problem?

>>386172901
she was too busy getting sick style in DmC

>>386174204
Would you anon? Or would you be wary? Would you mistrust the situation? Think it as a trap. Even if she somehow made it clear she had no ulterior motives in her attraction, you still deny it's as clear cut.

why does she wants to fuck link?

>>386174442
I haven't felt the touch of a woman in 7 long years. I don't care anymore.

>>386174571
you dont?

>>386174128
These boobs are terribly drawn.

>>386172901
>crazy bitches doing the logical thing

Not trying to be pol/ here, but I have stuck my dick in crazy. Don't stick your dick in crazy.

>>386174571
have you fucking looked at him?

I'm not gay but

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>>386174065
she has big titties

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>this had no chance with Link

Because she knew it wouldn't work.

>>386174823
How in the love of fuck is that /pol/?

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>>386174864
69you

>>386172901
>ICShit
Fucking disgusting.

>>386174823
But she became crazy because he didnt stick her dick on her.

>>386175214
cause of the implied
>lol are women are worthless whores

I wasn't implying that, but some faggots do and read into things way too much and get overzealous about it.

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>>386173046
>I play games to be mentally stimulated by story

t. brainlet. Read a book you fucking idiot

>>386174128
Why the hell are a Link between worlds and a Link to the past zelda's so stacked like holy shit look at those boobs

>>386172901
need this bitches name.

>>386175741
CIA

>>386175741
You want her name?

It's Hugh Mungus.

>>386175514
That's /r9k/ you, you fucktard.

>>386174128
Twilight Princess proving her perfection time and time again
Who will stop her?

>>386175843
WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY
DID YOU JUST SEXUALLY HARRASS ME?!
HELP!! RAPEE!!

>>386175843
you sound like an unironic rapelord

>>386175842
>your-tip-has-been-submitted.png

>>386175297
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>>386176287
Hot.
Post more.

>>386176287
someone get this hothead outta here

>>386176141
must not have seen that video

>>386172901
What dumbass wouldn't fwb that?

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>>386176287
THERE SHE GOES THERE SHE GOES AGAIN!
FUCKING UP MY THREADS SPREADING SUMMER DREAD AND EVERYTHING IS FINE

>>386172901
Sequel when?

Veran should have been in the game so Team Ganondorf wouldn't have been such a sausagefest.

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Cia is hot sexy mama.

>>386172901
>>386173909
Sauce?

>>386177170
>That body
>Babyface
I'm ok with this.

>>386175902
There is more overlap between both about women than you think.
Like how many /pol/acks are complaining about whites birthrate but if you ask if they have children they will say they are single because of how hard is it to find a non-degenerate woman who will not ruin their life by eventually divorcing them and steal their money.

>>386172901
>Half of the plot could have been avoided if Link got with Cia
>Zelda dumps him half the time anyway
??????????

>>386172901
Because she attacked first, before even giving Link the chance to talk to her.

>>386175902
Not anymore, /r9k/ got overrun and we all went to /pol/.

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I am sick of you fucktards saying that the plot could have been avoided if Link gave the D to cia, have you see the plot? Dorf corrupted Cia into a yandere before even meeting link in person, by the time he learned about her, she was already insane and leading an army to Hyrule.

>>386173046
>it's a nintendo game bro
This is part of the bait, right?

>>386174128
I never bothered to finish spirit tracks, does ghost zelda stays as a ghost permanently?

>>386178867
Of course no.

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>>386173678