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You enjoying the greatest game ever made, /v/?
It costs 40 bucks if you're a sape, but if you're a based thal, just click here to get it for free
https://a.pomf.cat/ecvrio.zip
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What am I if I won’t play this shit even for free?Cro-magnon?
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>>386154153
You're a commie.
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>>386154034
Someone should post screenshots of the game.
We must see if we can shit on it!
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>>386154034
>robbing a man of his labor's compensation
>thal

you got that confused sape
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>>386154034
NO ?RUDE CHAPS? ALLOWED BELOW THIS LINE

________________________________________
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>>386154153
A puny sape, I woke up, saw this thread. Laughed because I knew it wasn't out. Then saw people saying it really has come out, opened steam and bought it.

Time for your crow sandwich faggot.
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>>386154153
Just another Sape.
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>>386154034
Why is this game all over /v/? It seems like some garbage shit.

I know nothing about it, actually, but from a cursory glance it looks like trash. Am I wrong?
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>>386154034
Hey fagget
How did you get Rosy?
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>>386154335
>>386154089
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>>386154314
nah
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>>386154335

Maybe tell her Join or something?
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>>386154243
AYY DEE AYY DEE ROOOOOW
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What the fuck is everyone talking about
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>>386154314
>Why is this game all over /v/
Because the developer shilled the fuck out of it for 20 years.
Even hiring Big Man Tyrone to shill it as well.
The developer talked a huge amount of shit about every company in existence and has hyped himself so much that the game needs to cure AID's to live up to the hype.
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>Level Scaling
Are you fucking kidding me? This game is trash.
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How do I ressurct party members ;_;
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>?INVENTORY MANAGEMENT?
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Can someone tell a sape how to assemble a competent party? I can't do shit against ?bugs? and any I keep getting ambushed by groups of 6 worms that decimate me.
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my ranger has been paralyzed for most of the game, how do I fix him?
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So, how bad is it?
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>>386154034
how do I identify shit
I have a ?WHIP?, i've also fought 5 skajillion ?HUMMINGBIRD?'s, and a couple ?FLY?
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?SAPE?
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>>386154605
marching order is important I think. I made 2 warriors and put them up from(top) and so far no worm has gotten a bite in. I have 2 warriors, a thief, a ranger, a metalsmith, a wizard, a bard, and a cleric and it seems to be decent. I scummed my rolls though so they all got at least +20.
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>>386154543
But i read Cleve make every enemy encounter different
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>>386154691
To compare it to food I'd say it's the McDonald's of fine dining.
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>>386154034

>59% positive

HAHAHAHAHA
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>>386154530
Big Man Tyrone says literally anything for 5 dollars.

The game is ugly, a role playing game, and has been in development for years. That's all I know.
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>>386154738
I made a sage character with then durendir race, I have the identify spell and cure light and charm. Sage is a must for parties.
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So wait whats the Incline? Is it the return of Neanderthals or the return of good games?
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>>386154936
>5 dollars
I fucking wish
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>>386154034
HOLY FUCKING SHEEIT ITS OUT?????
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>no idea what the stats are
>nowhere does it say what they do
>no explaination why 50% of the classes can't be accessed by any race
>no explanation of what spells do in the character creation
>no small showing of what any of the icons do, have to try each of them
>nowhere to check the controls
>retardedly simplistic explanation of classes
this shit is unplayable without a manual
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How do I open this gate? None of the keys work
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>>386154978
The opposite of decline
In 4chan terms: epic win
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>>386154853
>But i read Cleve make every enemy encounter differen

perhaps your puny same mind can't grasp the nature of a random numerical generation system
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>>386154932
Half the negative reviews are people complaining about cleave being sexist and racist.
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>>386155048
Good thing Cleve is working on the manual now, after the game is released.
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>>386154997
How much can one man charge for 5 minutes of memespouting with a funny accent on youtube?
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After restarting the game my entire screen is black, what do?
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>>386155064
>hps
>poo
>vit
>mag

what does the poo stat do?
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>>386155178
If there are people willing to pay for it, a whole fuckin lot
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>>386155250
Take a guess
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>>386155168
no, my complain isn't "there is no manual", my complaint is that the game is so shit that it is unplayable without a manual

in daggerfall, for example, you click on "INT" and you get an explanation:
>Intelligence determinates who many magic points you have to cast spells
this game? absolutely nothing
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HAY DI DI HAY DIDILO
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>>386155136
Over half of the positive reviews are nothing but memes
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>>386155225

delete game.cfg
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>>386155250
I think it's "Food"

>This game has a hunger stat
>This game has an age stat
Most overdesigned mess ever. Fortunately neither of these are actually implemented.
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>>386155310
>my complaint is that the game is so shit that it is unplayable without a manual
this
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>>386155225
music playing in the background tells me it loaded the main menu and I can click the menu items too but cant see shit

pls help
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>>386154034
Wait a minute the game come out!?
B-B-B-B-BUT /V/ TOLD ME
N E V E R E V E R
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PATHETIC FUCKING BOARD
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>>386155310
jesus christ, this
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>>386154997
He did shit for 20 dollars before. I know a poor asshole who had him meme for 20.
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>>386155064

Theres a hidden button on one of the walls in that room that opens up a path to the center of the room where the gate key is.

just move your mouse over all the walls until you find the button.
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>>386155335
arigato
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>>386155178
He's on fiver, so he'll have his rates out. I've seen people advertising they do stuff like create videos and voice work and then it's stupid stuff like "$30 for a minute of talking!"

Tyrone probably charges a pretty penny to sit there and read someone's script, and likely extra for whatever he has on his monitor for each skit.

>>386155314
Fuck them, and fuck Cleve for having each of them play the same soundbyte and overlapping each other since its so short. My rage is the same face as that guy on the far left after I realized this was how my first party was going to die
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>>386154034
Did someone finish the Aquavia puzzle?
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>>386155048
>not basking in your own ignorance of game systems
it's a game, experiment with it and have fun
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>>386154543
Hahaha
Holy shit
THIS IS THE INCLINE
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>>386155310
I still don't know where I should put my bonus points. I went with stats for physical characters and skill points for mages.
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>>386155636
I would have more fun if I knew how to play
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>>386155048
>sapes can't open up the game files and track down the raw information they desire
I'm more upset that Cleve even released this game to you ungrateful monkeys.
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>>386155636
>it's a game, experiment with it and have fun
FUCKING THIS

"gamers" these days are hopeless, they don't know how to enjoy games anymore
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>>386155371
delete config.cfg and don't check the "fit screen" option ever again
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>>386155712
Noob. You have to go full party of sages.
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>>386155728
You should know how to play a standard blobber, you just don't know how to play it optimally.
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>>386155310
>>386155363
>>386155405
>underage casual sapes
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game that took 20 years to make is overdesigned and impossible to navigate

go

figure

cant wait for this to have a 5% approval rating
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>>386155757
Have you or anyone else tried fixing the slow moving mouse cursor problem at all?
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>>386155474
Thank you
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How the fuck do I make a jester or a pirate. No amount of bonus points seems to make any of them an option.
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>>386155821
>impossible to navigate
doesn't it have an automapper?
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So can we get a class power ranking?

>BARD
>THIEF
>RANGER
>BERSERKER
>METALLURGIST
>WARRIOR
>WIZARD
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>>386154034
what kinda game is it
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>>386155751
>gamers these days!
a manual was never needed for almost any NES game. This is an archaic design flaw that even some games back in the early 90s had already fixed
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How the fuck do I use the identify spell to identify items?
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here

W6ZKE-L3FNI-A9TJN
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>>386155821
>wah simplify everything!!!
cunts like you are the reason why real rpg are fucking dead.
>press x to be awesome is now consider a 10/10 rpg
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>>386155954
Cast Identify then have a character assay an item.
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Is the link in the OP the patched version?
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>>386155954
Switch the arrows to go to the eye symbol and drag the item there
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>>386156025
You are nice person
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>>386155936
yeah, no one ever needed to read the manual for a Wizardry game lmao
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>>386155136
>>386155327

I think I'll just make my own opinion on this game since nothing seems reliable.
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>>386156081
Yes
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>>386155906
Melee>Magic
At least for early game
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>>386155971
no you dumb nigger

stats are meaningless, jobs are basically meaningless, theres probably more but i dont even know what i dont know because this game tells you nothing and you use even less.

this game is as wide as an ocean but has literally no depth. there is nothing to master here but theres an infinite number of things to "learn" by clicking on once and then never doing ever again
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>>386155971
Ok nigger, now tell me what FEL is supposed to do since you're so cool.
I understand in games where shit makes sense like wizardry but Grimwah is a fucking nightmare to figure out.
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>>386155936
Except NES games were usually, not some overdesigned shit.

Mario was simlpe enough that you could learn stuff by trying. You just ran right and jumped on enemies, the nlearned that some enemies cannot be jumped on and you die to stuff.

Grimoire is way too big for that.
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?POST??
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>>386156217
>Early game
How are you in the mid game of a 600 hour EXPERIENCE so soon?
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>>386155906
a party of 2 warriors and 6 berserkers will win you the game on the hardest difficulty
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>>386154034
Just played through all the starting scenarios so far the shrine or sanctuary seem to be the easiest start while the hardest would be being in the prison
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>>386156227
just because you don't understand how something works doesn't mean it's meaningless
it just means you're clueless
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>>386156313
That's why he said AT LEAST for early game
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>>386156081
Yes.
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>>386154034
>pirating this
what am I? a fucking homo sapiens?
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>>386154436
There was a special phrase you could say in the old demo for her to join you beside just clicking the action bar
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>>386156386
Not him but
>Implying half of the stats and skills aren't dump-tier.
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>>386156207
>>386156427
Bless you
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>>386155959
Have any more keys?
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>>386156386
Nah, he's right. It's all fluff.
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>>386155891
Hahaha sape
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how the fuck do i successfully identify items?
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I can't believe the guy left his save files in the game release, lol.
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>>386155971
stop

fucking stop
I've watched how you came to every critique with "entitled moderm gamers don't apreciatte this genre, you only want easy shit you cunts"

This game is flawed even compared to other of the same genre. Stop being stupid

>>386156261
the most complicated games that were on the nes were RPGs like final fantasy III or fire emblem, so you got a point

But there were still DOS games that knew how to make gameplay more intuitive than this. In any case they had no fucking excuse to add very easy help like "this stat protects against status ailments" or "this spell does damage"
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>>386154530
>Big Man Tyrone
I wont buy any game that isnt shilled by big bro manly tears
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Is not multithreading a game a sign of INTELLECT and being a 'thal?
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>>386156482
>implying you even know what they do
>implying that in a game that allows for specialization that wouldn't naturally become the case
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Someone explain this Thal shit to me.
Isn't being a Homo Sapiens preferable to being a Neanderthal?
Aren't Homo Sapiens the evolved form?
I don't get it.
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I wouldn't be surprised if someone found out that the best way to play the game is with 7 warriors and one guy with all the utility spells.
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>>386156586
Saaape sĂĄpe sape alert WARNING SHAPE DETECTED

HIDE ALL SAPE
REPORT ALL SAPE
SAGE SAPE
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Should I put my remaining bonus points into hitpoints, attributes, skill points, or destiny?
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>>386156725
You are wrong on all counts. Read up on Neanderthals.
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why isn't my game fitting to my screen. Even the fullscreen is busted
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>>386156608
why on earth would this game need to be multithreaded
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>>386156745
Just because you latch onto a meme like all the other underage shits doesn't make you cool. Fucking newfag.
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>>386156725
cleve thinks thal>sape
obviously, he's WRONG
>>386156745
thanks for the salt mate, I need it for fries
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>>386156725
neanderthal were superior
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>>386156725
H.S. are the niggers of the ancient world, winning evolutionary contests only through retard strength and breeding like rabbits.
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>>386156783
Hahahahaha stupid thal. We fucked you out of this world, took your cold resistance genes and won everything. Meanwhile you raped each other to death incestuously in your caves.
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>>386156726

Don't you need some kind of healing too? And a thief for unlocking shit, unless wizards get a Knock spell or something to unlock things.
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>>386156809
Gui layer and game layer.
Basically, allowing the UI to always be responsive and the game logic to continue going.
A lot of modern games do that.
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>>386156857
Oh yeah that's why we're swimming with them these days. Get the fuck out. They got extinct by Homo sapiens because we could adapt where as they couldn't. Natural selection at its finest.
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okay, which one of you faggots is this Tanist guy that's constantly sucking dick in steam forums?
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>>386156903
HS are literally niggers. Africans are pureblood Sape, while Asians and Europeans are part thal.
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GOTY
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>>386156725

neanderthals are what make non-niggers good people.
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>>386156323
Enjoy your no penetration.
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>>386156830
Kek go back reddit
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>>386156725
You know all those retarded Black Lives Matter theories? Substitute blacks with Neanderthals and whites with Sapes and you've got Cleve's evolution theory.
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>>386156725
They did technically have a larger cranium volume, so potentially bigger brains, though that isn't to say which bit got the most love.
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>randomly click on the chains
>it unlocks, giving me some good shit
WEW INCLINE HERE WE COME
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>>386154034
>Shilling for this meem shit
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>released with a shitload of bugs
>$40
lol
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Anyone have keys? That anon from the other night didn't deliver on his promise.
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>>386156323
>implying anyone beat the game already
you need fucking800 hours of playtime to do it, sotp spouting lies
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DON'T CLICK THE LINK IN THE OP IT CREATES MUSTARD GAS
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>>386156948
Why does the game logic need to continue when you're interacting with the UI in a turn based game?
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>>386157243
Well the terms of his promise were not met
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Someone wants to Give me Grimoire in exchange of some games on Steam? I'm short on cash and I refuse to pirate this kind of game

I have Divinity Trilogy and other games.

steamcommunity.com/id/victorpadilha
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>>386157249
I beat it. The ending boss is the golden baby and a thank you message from Cleveland saying you are a neanderthal now.
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>>386157249
>600 hours of content equals to 600 hours of playing to finish it
thals are stupid
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>>386157273
Have you noticed that when you move the screen the mouse locks up? It allows for faster movement to different buttons, thus increasing workflow.
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>>386157249
you can rush through the main quest in about 2 hours
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>>386157301
How exactly was it not met? He said if the game actually releases. He even said in subsequent threads he was glad it didn't release as he was going to buy them for us. Obviously he's been quiet ever since it released.
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>>386157148
CA does it with total wars all the times, and yet /v/ shills them like ther is no end
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>>386157405
And when I mean move the screen, I mean move your viewport left or right.
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>>386157442
He said that night
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How do you open secret doors?
Also should I leave the aquaduct alone? Can't seem to do anything here.
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>>386154034
twitch /retrogradetom
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>>386157486
Ahh. Well fug.
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>>386157434
>>386157379
>>386157372
rushing=/=beating the game
unless you make 100%, you didnt beat the game, you fucking homo sapiens
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>>386157405
I haven't played the game yet.
I'm planning on it when I get home from work.
Of course, I don't think you need multithreading to make a responsive UI run alongside the game logic.
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Getting 30 with a Durendil I was able to create a Templar

I don't know if it's purely the roll you get that unlocks the class or the combination of stats.

I'm still searching for Jester, Assassin, and Pirate
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>>386157604
>you didn't beat the game because I said so!!!
are all thals this whiny
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>>386157689
I seriously have no fucking idea
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>>386157604
He's just bullshitting to make the game look bad anyways, don't even bother. The sheer fact that he talks about a "main quest" should be plenty to tip you off, no such thing in Grimoire.
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Wait it actually fucking came out? Is there a thread/screencap of when it happened?
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>>386156935
Sages can pick locks and will probably have access to healing eventually.
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>tfw 2 hours into game
>accidently hit suicide button midcombat
>last save is an hr ago

well fug
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How do I stretch the screen properly
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What's the point of skills like mythology and ancient history
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>>386157769
>He doesn't know about the herald main quest
Wow it's like you are a thal
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>>386157136
>Offering the free link to pirate it
>Somehow shilling it
Pick one
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>>386157689
You can change your class later when you're a higher level, just like in Wizardry, and having those advanced classes right at the beginning is actually pretty shit since you won't find equipment for them until the later dungeons so you'll have to make due with the random starter stuff for ages. Just go with some of the base ones and class change later anon, it's for the best.
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>0.3 hrs on record
>Not recommended
Not that I recommend buying this but man steam reviews are silly to me
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>>386157549

There is a secret passage in the boat segment, you need to use some potion or some shit
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>yfw failed to penetrate
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>>386157801
This I want the screen caps for my meme collection
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the entire game is 3mb
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>decrease sound effect volume
>music increases but it's already at max
what the fuck
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>>386156935
paladins
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>>386157817
You should be saving after every fight.
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>>386157694
>>386157769
did you ever played Nier? game has shitload of endings, but you need to accomplish certain conditiond to see it.
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torrent where
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>>386157992
It's called mastering you sape.
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>>386157953
You just saved me more hours of rerolling. Now I can finally start playing the game
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>>386157801
it's out
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>>386154034
Quick guys how the fuck do I heal paralyze. Am playing on veteran and think I made a good party composition but I can't heal this. Do I rest or just make a beeline to town and find spells?
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>>386158057
Nier is an exception to the rule.

In the end, all your achievements are meaningless anyway, since you have to sacrifice everything.
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>>386157929
Shilling has devolved into meaning "talking about a game I have no interest in", that the thread literally opens with a link to pirate it and most of the posts are just sape memes is irreverent if you're a moron like >>386157136
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This game is pretty shit and makes me hope that a new modern Dungeon Crawler comes out anytime soon.
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>>386158102
Read, nigga. Read.
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>>386157689
In the old Wizardry games, all the classes were based on stats. So you had to have a relatively high bonus stat roll to get some of the better classes. My guess is this game is the same, gotta get them bonus stats to make the classes.
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>>386157875
Mythology is for identifying monsters and seeing their hp, or at least that's what it did in Wizardry.
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>>386154153
Homo Erectus.
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>>386154034
Wait, what the fuck, it actually came out?
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?Squirrels?

Are you fucking serious
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>>386158163
This to be honest familiarum
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>>386157665
Well, imagine it like this.
You want a user interface to be responsive right? So what you do is have a single thread dedicated to UI, and from there all the buttons you click get put into an input buffer, which then the game thread can pull these inputs from the buffer, thus updating the game with both inputs.

For example, say that I press FORWARD and then MENU on the same loop cycle, and every time that I press forward, the game has to re-render the scenery. Then, when I press forward, the game logic can see that I pressed the forward button, bring up the menu, and still render my movement.

There's many other reasons to do multi threading between ui and game logic but the real reason relies on streamlined input, or expected input occurring. I could bring up more examples such as looking on websites and what not, but I'm entirely too lazy right now to do so.
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>>386158307
HIDE ALL SAPE
REPORT ALL SAPE
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>>386158163
Etrian Odyssey V comes out in a few months.
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>>386158268
I'm only erectus for boypussy baby. That's why I'm a homo.
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so i plan on torrenting this because im not really into this genre and i dont want to drop 40 bucks on a game i dont know about going in.

but what is with the reviews? bunch of people who like didnt realize it was designed to be in an older style complaining about how dated it is. most of them with less than 30 minutes of play time lol.
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>>386158124
Except the actual achievements you get on your profile, they stay forever.

>imagine if the game erased all of its gamerscore when you got that ending
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>>386158428
30 FUCKING 3000
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>>386158428

People from NEOGAF and Something awfull

they don't like cleve because he is a "rayyyysist" and are trying to put his game down

I hate SJW and liberals so god damn much, they are really BAD people
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>>386156256
It's the FELLATIO stat obviously
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23 roll with Feyfolk seems to be the minimum for getting a Necromancer
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Anyone have any keys?
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>>386158428
thinking is hard
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The soundbites make my fucking ears bleed, it's the same looping 2 second sound, even worse when multiple of the same enemies
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>>386158584
>>386154034
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The drama surrounding this game is a lot of fun, but the actual game is shit. When are we gonna get a good dungeon crawler? The last good one was Grimrock 2 and that didn't even have turn based combat.
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>>386158552
Since when were Goons SJWs?
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>>386158670
Dungeon Crawlers are dead my friend.
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>>386158605
It is not that bad, you've just been spoiled by modern AAA games
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>>386158583
>Hitpoints 1 of 1
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>>386158382
I was just thinking about the hundreds of single-threaded games I've played throughtout the years that had a responsive UI without stopping the game logic.
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>>386158428
This is not just dated by today's standards, it's dated even by the standards of 20 years ago.

Wizardry 7, a game released in 1992, has better UI than this.

There's just no excuse for the Thal's incompetence. This is why us Sapes won.
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>>386158605
AYY DIDDY DAY DIDDY ROW
>AYY DIDDY DAY DIDDY ROW
AYY DIDDY DAY DIDDY ROW
>AYY DIDDY DAY DIDDY ROW
AYY DIDDY DAY DIDDY ROW
>AYY DIDDY DAY DIDDY ROW
AYY DIDDY DAY DIDDY ROW
>AYY DIDDY DAY DIDDY ROW
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Sell me on this.
What makes it so great?
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>>386158583
Do you know the minimum for vamphyr to get necromancer?
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>>386158583
Whoever uploaded the mega from two threads back had this Necromancer created. I don't know what they rolled for it
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?RUDE CHAPS?
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>>386158712
Its called megami tensei/Etrian odyssey
Unless you mean non japanese ones in that case yes its dead
Go make one yourself is not that hard
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>More posters in the thread than people playing the game
Grimoire or Battleborn, which is better and why? Discuss!!!
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>>386158410
What classes are in it?
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>>386158774
The OP literally has a 40 megabyte download for you to try it out within minutes.
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>>386158479
>tfw the last ending would erase your Steam achievements for the game except the one for last ending so you have to play the game once more
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I feel like I've missed out on so much in life never knowing about Cleve until today.
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>>386158806
>Go make one yourself is not that hard
Apparently it takes like 24 years, though.
>>
I can trust the download, right?
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>>386158428
This isn't a good blobber to start with. Play some of the Might&Magic games or Wizardry 6-7.
You'll be completely lost, die repeatedly, and quit after a few minutes of playing. That is if you even get past the character creator.
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>>386157689
>>386158583
I'll probably make a chart when I have time to roll dices for like two hours because I hate myself.
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>>386158863
Sure ;)
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>>386158806
The fuck are you saying how the hell can I make one? The only thing I've ever programmed is a timed traffic light simulator in Visual Basic 10 years ago
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>>386158863
?SECURE DOWNLOAD?
Yes.
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>>386158863
Yes
For future reference, Virus Total helps you out in these situations. Both the links and whatever files you download.
>>
this game is fucking gold
It's Nu Male Sky and Andromeda tier shitfest
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THREAD IS UNDER ATTACK BY SAPES. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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>>386158670
>Grimrock
>good

SA NeoGAF drone tectect
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>>386158975
?SAPE?
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>>386158903
What's wrong with Wizardry 5?
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>>386158941

3 or 4 scanners in Virus total say it is not to be trusted, may be false positive tho

Also, is this the updated version?
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>game doesnt even last a day in the top sellers or new and trending

?INCLINE?
>>
Is there a way to actually see what equipment does?
Also what's the deal with that circle with the scale and the % in the middle?
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>/v/ hypes up the game
>it turns out to be the worst pile of shit
so... this... is the power... of the incline
wow
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>>386159083
No.
The latest updated version has a file version of: 1.2.0.1
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There's still too many crashes.
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>>386159171
>the worst pile of shit
!SAPE!
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>>386158937
MUSTARD GAS NORTON ALERT NIGGER.EXE
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>>386158823
If you've never played EO before the classes don't tend to fit archetypes exactly. The most fun part of the series is making your created party have as much synergy as possible

For instance I made a party based on what looked cool in EOIV (Which was my first and most highly recommended) and by the end of the game had a system built out to wipe out mooks automatically and have insane single target DPS for bosses.
Whatever you do you can make it work.

Also you make your entire party cute anime girls or girls(boy)
>>
Does this game play anything like daggerfall? I am a fan of older RPGs.
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>>386159081
It's kind of the transition period between oldschool Wizardry and the more "modern" one and just nothing particularly special. Wizardry 6/7 is just a much better package.
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>>386159249
>girls (boy)
what did ou mean
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>>386155851
this has been in every one of the last five threads - reduce polling rate. cleve is one hell of a shitcoder, must have some poo blood in his veins.
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>>386159249
I've played EO before, I was just wondering what the new classes were.
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I just beat the game, the final boss is firstly unidentifiable and only known as ?SAPE?
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>>386158738
How do you know that they were single threaded?
>>
Let's be really honest for a second here. I mean REALLY honest. How great this game is can't be determined in a few hours of playtime. This is a genre that is revered for its lengthy play sessions, it's quality between playthroughs. People saying this game is great, I don't know where they're coming from.
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>Can only roll 3 times
Jesus fucking Christ
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>>386154034
This game is so close to being fun yet so far off due to how confusing everything is coupled with a punishing difficulty. Grimwah would be so much better if there was a manual.
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>>386159356
>>386157372
okay who is lying
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>>386159369
It's not great, it's not bad. Its a game that it is.
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>>386157340

please someone ;_;
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>>386159369

It's great in how it hits those nostalgia points
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>>386159330

>>386159353
I don't remember the new classes but you choose your character's race first then a class they can be. You can also class up into branching paths later.
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>>386159171
Most of the people praising the game haven't even played it
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>>386158583
The mins are all in plaintext in the rfs file.
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>>386159380
>it doesn't even matter because you can just cancel and create a new character and start rolling again
i can see where those 600 hours come from
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>>386159418
That other sape you replied to
>>
>all those kids who are gonna buy this
>they have absolutely no clue what a fucking shit game its gonna be while they download

the sape-pill is a tough pill to swallow
>>
>maximize window
>exit game
>game screen is completely black every time I restart now
what the fuck cleve?
>>
>>386159171
>>386159502

It's not a bad game for a 90s turn based blobber--the shit is just confusing because of a lack of a manual and/or walk-through.
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>>386159418
?sape? is lying
the rfs file has an entry for GOLDEN_BABY
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>>386159542
which other sape
>>
So did anyone crack open the code yet so we can put some SAPE CODE into this 'THAL masterpiece?
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>>386158695
Since the SJW thing took off.
SJWs took over literally every board but the gaming one (because that one made the site more money and was thus sacrosanct).

That said SA had a cleanup of SJW garbage like a year ago, I think Lowtax really just had enough of them after all the pedoshit and how they were all terrible people even compared to his alcoholic self.
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>>386159670
rfs file has all the code ~80% of the way down in plain text

Have at it folks.
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>>386159616
its not shit at all i just have no idea what im doing lol
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>>386158818
I'm just wasting time while waiting on my indiegogo key.
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>>386159616
A gold nugget to a bird brain is just a rock.

You're just a stupid Sapian. To you it looks like shit because of your puny brainpower.
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>>386159635
B L O B B E R
L
O
B
B
E
R
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>>386159839
Are you 14 years old, you dumb faggot?
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>>386154314
It's a roleplaying game where someone pumped 20 years development time worht of content into without regard of scaping it to update visuals, something even fps like dnf failed with
>>
This game is much better than I expected it being based on the Hype threads.

Still mediocre at best, though.
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>>386159903
Are you? I'm not the one bandwagoning onto this REVOLUTIONARY NEW WAY TO DESCRIBE a genre older than fucking Captain Keen that already has a name.
>>
I've played half a dozen blobbers over the last four months and all of them have been better than Grimoire so far
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>>386159179
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>>386159819
Jesus Christ anon. How much did you give to that fuck?
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>>386159953
It's actually pretty good for a Wizardry 7 clone. However, it isn't actually FUN at the moment since there is no manual, there are esoteric stats that no one besides Cleve understands yet, the difficulty is absolutely punishing without said manual and/or a walk-through to help a player understand the mechanics, etc.
>>
So what makes this game worth getting over any of the other modern dungeon crawlers, at $40 no less?
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>>386155048
HAHHAHAAHHA SAPIANS BTFO
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>failed to penetrate
why the fuck they have to go with such retarded wording

why the fuck couldn't it be "0 damage" or "no damage" or "failed to hurt" or anything that wasn't so stupid
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Am I doing something wrong? Literally my first encounter is a complete stalemate that I can't get out of. Every party member attack fails to penetrate and the enemy bug misses every single time. I just wanted to play a comfy RPG wtf is this shit.
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>>386160124
WTF is a blobber?
why are you comparing a Dungeon-Crawler to another Genre?

I mean, Grimoire is shit, but at least compare it to the right fucking genre.
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>>386160017
Wow, you're one special contrarian snowflake. Fucking faggot.
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>>386160124
Yeah, but did those games take

T W E N T Y

Y E A R S

to make?

Didn't think so, fag.
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>>386157962
When the game first launched it was literally unplayable and doing anything made the game crash.
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>>386160129
$15 buckaroos.
Money well-spent considering how much fun Cleve has given me over the years.
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>>386160275
It actually caused Blue-screens on win10

How the fuck?
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>>386160227
it's a reflection of cleve's real life
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>>386160231
>WTF is a blobber?

Google it, dumb ass. He's correct and you're the retard here.
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>>386160227
How new are you? Weapon penetration is a thing in RPGs.
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>managed to charm one of the rude chaps
IT'S OVER. XP HERE WE COME
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>>386160228
>grimoire
>comfy
You picked the wrong game.
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>>386160150
There are some breakdowns on the Codex about stats and classes to an extent. I can't find the rtf files where they had a breakdown of the superdemo at the moment but Mondblut's post deal with what's actually good choices for a party.
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>>386160228
im having no problems with my warrior and 7 paladin party
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>>386160216
The hominid memes
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>>386160227
>Bug fails to attack my warrior named Alexander
>"ALEXANDER MISSED"
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>>386160368
Yeah I agree with blobber because all my toons are in a blob
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>>386160368
I did google it all I got was your face and anal porn of you.
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>>386160461
>toons
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FUCK YOU, REFUNDERS [NEANDERTHAL SCREECHING]
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CRY SOME MORE CLEVE ! XD
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I'm actually having a pretty good time with this game, especially with the party maker and making shit like a fairy based party. I guess that makes me a masterrace Neanderthal. Good thing I'm not a primitive Australopithecus or a pathetic Floresiensis manlet.
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>>386160227
t. 4 year old sape
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>>386160505
I wish I was a mod so I could ban you. You're so obviously underage b&. That sounds like some insult a fifth grader would say at recess.
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>>386160569
He's been like that long before he charged money for it.
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>>386155314
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>>386160624
56 years old.

Get the fuck off of my lawn
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>>386160359
R O A S T E D
O
A
S
T
E
D
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>>386160227
>failed to hurt
this is hardly better if not worse
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>>386160235
It sounds fucking stupid, DRPG or Dungeon Crawler or 1st person Dungeon Crawler all sound way better. Blobber is that thing your wife uses when playing bingo, grandpa.
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I don't get character creation at all. It seems completely random which classes my characters can be. I want a Rhattu pirate but it never lets me choose it.
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>>386160698
Why are you still posting "yo mommah" tier jokes when you're pushing 60? Top fucking lel.
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>>386160373
They don't give much exp sadly. You can kill them fairly easily if you have a way to Blind them. Blind seems terribly overpowered, I have yet to get hit while it's active and it's pretty easy to inflcit
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>>386160782
Just keep rerolling until you get 32 bonus

What's a manual? :^)
>>
For a game that was tested for every nano-issue according to its developer it seems pretty bugged.
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>>386160801
Its basically the only things you fucking youngins will respond too.

That and the shotgun, but that is a little hard to do over the internet.
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>>386160782
You have to roll good enough numbers and possibly pick a suitable race for the class.
We won't know more until the manual arrives.
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>>386160368
according to google blobber is slang, not an actual name of a genre.
>>
Oh shit, he finally did it?

What's the consensus, /v/?
>>
>get paralyzed
>character never gets to act ever again

pls help
>>
I will buy this shit on monday, when more bugfixes will come, plus the manual. I don't want to blindly create a party just to be fucked 30 hours in and have to start over
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>>386160854
"After six years in development, if there is a single bug in Grimoire I
should be dragged behind a pickup truck through a cactus garden bound
and gagged in my underwear after a quick dip in an alcohol wading
pool. No excuses here."
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>>386158695
Goons are the original sjws on the internet. They went apeshit since like 2007.
>>
>>386160373
Those are some okay names. Almost thal tier. Almost
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>>386160942
It's fun
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>>386160836
It didn't matter anyways as I was halfway through killing one of them when they called an extra 4 ?RUDE CHAPS? as backup so I exited the game.
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>>386160801
What does it matter? Is someone going to go and revoke his senior citizen card and hand him a fidget spinner?
>>
>>386160897
or you look in the RFS file?
plaintext 80% of the way down
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>>386160942
Based on my early impressions, It's exactly what you'd expect. A mediocre rip off of Wizardry 7 that isn't nearly as good. If you're desperate for more of these games, then this can be a good time waster (although it is ridiculous it costs 40 bucks)
>>
>>386160945
Use a cure ailment spell or feed it apples.
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>>386161074
sapien detected
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>>386161079
It doesn't matter if he's content to come off like a brain damaged 9 year old.
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that fucking mouse acceleration
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>>386160946
but that's just part of the game you fucking sape
where do you think those 600 hours come from?
game only has like 10 hours of content but you need 600 hours of trial and error to get through it
>>
>the fucking sfx
BURP BURP BURP
RIBBIT RIBBIT
CLANG CLANG CLANG
>>
>>386160782
It's not that hard, it's the same as Wizardry's and old AD&D's system.
TLDR: Your race sets a maximum cap for a starting attribute like Strength.
So when you roll a new Character a Human might have a max Strength of 18 and a Giant might have one of 22. (this is AD&D for reference)
But you roll your stats so the Giant might well get a Strength of 8 even though his theoretical best roll nets you 22.

Now classes have stat requirements, certain ones like Templar can only be achieved with Durendils at the start of the game. Other races must change class later on when they meet the requirements.

Advanced classes don't have very good equipment choices early in the game though, so you might want to start with basic ones anyway.
>>
HOW THE fuck do you map the keys? i opened it by accident somehow and now i cant recreate it
>>
Is this game actually out?
>>
>>386161114
>Wizardry 7
>good

I want this meme to die
Wizardy 7 is an unplayable mess of a grind
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>>386161114
>Was meant to be released five years after Wizardry 7
>Was released twenty five years later instead
>Still ended up being not as good
Thals forever utterly blown the fuck out. This day is a colossal victory for us sapes.
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>tfw ?RUDE CHAP?
Sapes better stay the fuck out of my way, ay dee ay dee row.
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>>386161317
Did Cleve charge you 40$ for a demo, then yes
>>
So in the end, is it the masterpiece that was promised or an unfinished pile of shit?
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>>386161253
Wait until you meed the bandits.
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>>386154543
What the fuck, is this true? I was ready to drop 40 bucks on this, but what's the point if the level of the enemies just scale and make my progression feel meaningless?
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>>386154034
as if i'd buy thal rubbish like that
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>>386161438
A flawed masterpiece obviously.
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>>386158806
why do people who don't play dungeon crawlers feel the need to comment about the state of the genre
>>
>>386161438
Neither
It's a mediocre game that will legitimately probably take you hundreds of hours to complete if you try to go full 100%
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>1$ per Mo.
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How do I get jester?
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>>386161324

>Wizardy 7 is an unplayable mess of a grind
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>>386161475
I strongly doubt it. The Codex has mocked level scaling for as long as it has been a thing.
Their whole site's tagline is "Doesn't scale to your level."
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>>386161586
Well, at least he admits where his inspiration comes from. This game screams "Wizardry 7 rip off"
>>
Can i somehow change the music to this lmao
>>
>>386161602
and yet according to the RFS files?
All enemies scale to your level
>>
Holy fuck it actually came out? is it shit?
>>
Are there any joinables or i have to make all 8 ?
>>
>>386161662
That was never in doubt. Wiz 6 and Wiz 7 has been touted as inspirations since like the mid-90s.
He also loathes Wiz 8 and thinks it's not even mediocre, not even bad, but "the absence of good".
>>
>>386161586
That joke almost flew over my sape head.
>>
>>386161586
>Wizardy 7 was the Citizen Kane of RPGs

Now we know why the game is such a pile of shit.
>>
>>386161475
>>386161602
I don't think it's full level scaling that is as ridiculous as Skyrim, but the game does have some sort of level scaling. If you're at a higher level, you get a larger group of enemies. I'm fairly confident in this, since two of the streamers talked about it and I'm pretty sure it happened to me too.
>>
>>386161721
Yes, and yes.
>>
>>386161717
Post source or cease your drog-kikery. :^)
>>
>>386161475
If it's like Wizardry 7, then it's light level scaling to deal with the open world. Early areas might have enemies level 1 to 4, and you are more likely to encounter level 1 groups when your average is level 1.
>>
>>386161721
GOTY actually
>>
>find item
>idenfity it
>gives me a name
>still no idea what the fuck it does

am I missing some hidden hotkey to actually inspect an item or something?
>>
What the fuck why does this snake get like 8 attacks.
>>
AY DEE AY DEE ROOOW
>>
>>386161734
There are plenty of joinables, no idea where they are, though.
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>>386161908
Are the ?RUDE CHAPS? thal or sape
this is important information
>>
So, is it any good in the end?
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>>386161438
I downloaded it ($0) and gave it a go. Didn't crash for me with a quickstart party. Seemed easier than other similar titles (went through multiple fights just spamming attacks and didn't get a gameover, didn't even lose a member). Music and SFX are fucking horrible and designed to blow speakers. I almost wanted to like it but then cleve's writing breaks immersion and reminds what a douche he is, "Your eyes drink in a vast expanse of awesome mountain ranges"
>>
>>386155064
Haha that game looks fucking wank
>>
i dare someone to post the pirate link on the steam forums
>>
>>386160370
it isn't because I play tabletop rpgs
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>>386161889
Mondblut posted this on a similar question:
"Click on a character's magnifying glass action icon with it. Or click on that action icon then pick an item. Same as identifying."
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>>386161993
>Seemed easier
The default difficulty is novice.
It's a whole lot harder on the higher difficulties.
>>
>>386161889
I did it in the demo...I remember it has something to do with picking up the item with the mouse and dragging it over a party member and it'll give you legit details, but you might have to have them set to assay or something else.
>>
>>386161993
>I downloaded it ($0)
Is this like she (male)?
>>
>>386162006
Wouldn't surprise me if it legitimately got your account banned. He'd be autistic enough to go for it.
>>
>>386162113
Yes, he purchased it (for free)
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>>386162006
post it on codex then post results
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>>386162006
I dare you do it.

Common pussy.
>>
>>386161993
Cleve's douchiness is literally the best part of the game
>>
>>386159616
Nobody's gonna throw $40 on this game casually, and Cleve has no plans to lower the price past the first day or so.

>>386161520
Because that's where the genre has been.

I rather have weebs talk about how much they enjoy their games instead of sitting around here and watching people try to force "BLOBBER" like they do with dabbing and other fucking shit.

The only initial impression difference between this and EO seems to be that EO is at least playable in current year, while this game tries to be so archaic that even /tg/'s old men would complain that there are better uses for one's time.

>>386162006
All it'll do is have him ban you from the forums instantly and then he'll find a way to take the download down.

Everyone that wanted the game has it by this point through legitimate reasons, and the curious people are likely already playing through free methods.
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Played this and it's shit. Anons what a good game that gives me that DnD grand adventure experience?
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Imagine working on a game for 20+ years and this happens.
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>ITZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veLbNuKeCwk
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>>386159353
There's a necromancer class, so that's pretty neat
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>>386162315
this is the bulletball of videogames
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>>386162315
>playerbase already declining
the dumb sapes are ending the age of incline
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>>386162315
more players than I expected desu
I didn't even think the game would come out
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>>386162289
dumb sape
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I think I might be stuck.
Outside theres the green hand gang which rapes me.
In one of the aquavia paths is the ?RUDE CHAPS?
and the other path in aquavia is the Snake that attacks a lot.
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>>386162098
not if you have a broken party

ie melee classes
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>>386162315
I imagine he's feeling pretty good considering he's already got 15k out of the indiegogo.
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>>386162449

reroll party with mage and blind
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Did the Codex implode over its release
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>>386162469

If anything he actually delivered a game he promised
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>>386161981
>brown
definitely sape
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>>386162440
Shut the fuck up little underage newfag.
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Am I finally a wizard?
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>>386161889
since he based it on w7 do characters have a artifacts skill or something similar? might not be high enough to identify fully.
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>>386162315
age of incline
didn't even last a day
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>>386159502
>>386159635
>>386154034
I'm playing it right now and having a fucking blast. Spend like 30 minutes rolling for a decent party and just started in sanctuary. I have a bard/sage/ranger/thief/berserker/wizard/warrior/berserker

it's really easy to begin but I don't know how to heal paralyze, cure light wounds doesnt do it

The animations are decent, the music is actually suprisingly good, and the world is actually immersive. I'm having a lot of fun.

I did buy the game because I support the incline.
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>>386162607

40+ pages
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>20+ years in development
>mixed reviews
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>386162635
who was camera?
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>>386162315
He probably sold at least 2k copies so far. Grimwah has been in the global top sellers all day and I highly doubt Cleve expected it to do as well as it did. There were many times in the past that Cleve claimed that he never bothered to finish the game because he assumed no one would buy it.
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>>386162745

(You)
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>wasted 24 years making a ridiculously large and complex game and it flops because you never considered explaining your game mechanics
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>first enemies can one hit kill half my party in the prison
>when they get through my tanks at the front with diseases they just steamroll through the rest
>Cure condition did jack shit
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it's over thal bros........... the sapechads WON
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I just beat the ?RUDE CHAPS?.
Am I offically a Neanderthal now?
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>>386162825

The game is released and will continue to sell since its one of the few to fill the genre gap to those intrested
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The reason why this genre is dead is the same as why people confuse complexity width depth
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>>386162735
All the negative reviews are from 4chan kids complaining that it's too hard and from SJWs claiming Cleve's a racist.
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I'm a dirty sape that wrote a quick extractor for this game, here's all the script files:

https://a.pomf.cat/cemvmn.zip

If there's interest maybe I'll write a releasable tool, it was a pretty simple file format though so someone will probably write a better one soon enough.

I did notice the text files seemed to be crypted or something though, maybe I'll try looking into that later
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>>386162918

We're are yet to find out if there's actually depth to all of Gs complexity
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>>386162918
>
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FUCKING AYY DIDDY AYY LEMAO ARAB PIECES OF SHITS

HOW MUCH DO I HAVE TO GRIND TO BEAT THEM

HOW DO YOU EVEN LEVEL UP

FUUUUUCK
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>>386154034
HOW THE FUCK I OPEN THE SKELLETON DOOR
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>>386162983
Mods when?
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>>386162683
the incline was exponential
it rapidly approached infinity
now those chosen few are delving the depths of grimoire for all time in the infinite scope of a second

If only us sapes could know such joy
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All known Grimoire Character creation info, aside from Mondblut and iqzulk posts clarifying shit, from the Codex:
https://my.mixtape.moe/biaqsm.7z
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Used the link. Downloaded the game. Crahsed while loading
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>>386156583
And puts it on the feature list.
Though in a 600+ hr game it's kind of nice in case you reinstall it after a year or so and just want to get to a specific part.
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>>386163039

etrian odissey has way less complexity than these old games, it shaved off most of the mechanics

>>386163008

there never is depth to any dungeon crawler, just layers of pointless systems
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>different xp required to level for different classes
I fucking hate this.
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>>386163070
Beat them with status conditions. If you can gaze and inflict insanity, that goes a long way.
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>>386159825
A shit game is a shit game, and this game is very shit
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You're chilling in the club when these ?RUDE CHAPS? come in and slap your waifu's ass, what do you do?
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>>386162735
Like half of the negative reviews are confirmed to be from Goons and Codexers known to be butthurt about Cleve.
The rest are complaining about bugs that have already been fixed.
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Imagine swearing by a genre so fucking dead that a piece of garbage like Grimoire is celebrated.
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>>386163039
>Weeb trash
thanks god we got Grimcock or even just their clones.
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>>386154034
wait it fucking released?
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>>386163219

All games are layers of pointless systems then
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>>386163243
edit the single file with all of the coding so that they have no hp and I one shot them
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>>386162983
Also if anyone's wondering it doesn't seem that moddable, everything seems to use file formats Cleve came up with himself, unless he releases the structures for them modding this would be a nightmare.

>>386163118
See above, here's some of the graphics files, meant to be bitmaps but nothing renders for me, it's all gibberish unless he releases the structs (or someone goes full autist and reverses them)
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>>386163243
What sort of 'thal trash do you have to be to waifu a character excreted by a 'thal's shittacular writing?
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>>386163226
I barely have status conditions. So far I think I can only poision and irritate them. My bard's lute won't make them sleep either.
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>>386163221
That's because you're an utter fucking pleb and probably a sape to boot.
It's literally the best balancing mechanism in RPGs.
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>>386163341

0/10 apply yourself
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>>386163039
Etrian Odyssey 4 is too easy, shoulda posted 3
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>>386162918
There are 16 DRPGs on the Vita alone
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Wow, this game is shit. Glad i didn't pay 40$ to this con-artist lol
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>>386163420
>needing crutches like "balance"
fucking cromagnon sape
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>>386163451

Get rekt fox no one likes you
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>>386163376
>NPC63.CS
>It's empty.
DLC content confirmed?
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>>386162635
This is why i had my computer strategically placed back then, could always see when someone was coming in my room.
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>>386163521

the japanese strain is a completely different genre
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>it actually came out
Well colour me surprised.
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>>386154034
So is the zip legit?
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>>386163263
t. some teenager that played Grimrock and nothing else
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>>386154034
>Sppedplayers trying to just stream through the original first area after it has nearly tripled in content. They don't even know what they don't know. They are at the tip of the iceberg of the game. This is not an ordinary game like they are used to seeing. It's something very special.
84mb, fucking how
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i don't play blobbers but i look forward to thal and sape entering /v/'s vernacular
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>>386163263
Celebrated and this shit >>386163535

I like the genre and this pos is a black eye on it's face. Better will come.
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>>386163243
eh nothing personnel chapps
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>>386163608
What makes them so different?
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>>386163716
Text and maps are fucking tiny.
And if you reuse the same AV assets, you can have basically as much "content" as you want with barely any memory size increase.
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>>386154034
Goddammit, Cleve still didn't fix the turning and the glitchy walls since 2012 - 2013... Fuck, it just annoys the ever living fuck out of me and triggers my autism. What has Cleve been working on the past 4 years on this game?
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>>386162983
>NPC59.CS
>// CODEX TROLL
Do you have the dialogue lines? I would love to read them.
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>>386163970
He's been so busy squashing them nanoissues he forgot about the actual issues.
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>yfw you solve the owl puzzle
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>>386154314
because the lifetime of a dev in a game sounds amazing to watch burn
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>>download pirate Grimoire
>> put it in full screen mode. mouse spazzes out like crazy, uplayable
>> delete this piece of shit.
>> 24 years of developement
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>>386163970
It's right there in the options menu, turn off transitions and you get insta-movement without the ugly turning.
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>>386154551
I found a wand of resurrection with 7 charges somewhere, maybe it's always there, if you have a ? one try identifying it with the giant owl
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>>386163989
Most of the text seems crypted in some way, not sure if dialogue is part of that though, if you give me a line from the game I'll try searching it to find the others
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>>386163903

Completely focused on combat, generally don't have out of combat skills (and when they have them they're completely focused on gathering stuff for money like in EO instead of aiding exploration or quest solving), no real dialog options, NPCs are just stores and exposition machines, traditional roleplaying elements like hunger are completely absent.
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>>386154034
I just want to post, and say even for as buggy as it is I truly can't believe Cleve did it. I can't believe an actual product has been produced, (according to some debatable)

On that note has this been pirated yet?
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this no hotkey shit is already killing it for me. I can't remember the last rpg I played where pressing M doesn't bring up a map or ESC bring up the game's menu.

It's also shitty how the game gives you no info about classes. Wizardry 8 which cleve shat on is pretty good about being up front with class information during character creation.
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>>386163462
I don't think that more difficult=better
if we go by that logic the original Heroes of Lagart was the most difficult, but also not the best by far due to imbalance, which precisely made the game hard

I think EOIV wasn't easy only because they fucked a bit with dungeon design, but also because party building was made well enough to make any build viable with less frustration
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>>386163712
t. rpgcodex
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is this game actually good or are you guys meme'ing?
almost everyone on the Steam reviews say its plagued by bugs
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>>386163970
Honk
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>>386164151
I used the OPs link and this did not happen to me. Works fine so far, but I admittedly have not done much beyond create party members yet. Full screen didnt do anything to me.
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>>386164262
press f1
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>>386164151
> he couldn't get past the confirm intelligence test
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Can you import your own portraits into this game?
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>>386164295
it's shit
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>Spend hours making a well balanced party with good rolls
>Can't kill the first enemy because somehow a giant with a hand axe and a fire wizard can't damage a ?WEED?
>After 45 minutes I kill the ?WEED? and the game crashes
>Save file corrupted
Great game Cleve, worth 20 years. Can't say I didn't try,
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>>386164295
it's a wizardry game coded by one sperg that doesn't have a manual

if you love wizardry you might enjoy this, otherwise you will hate yourself
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>>386164072
what does the owl do?
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>>386164259

There's literally a pirate link in the OP.
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>accidentally walk in water but dont drown
>save in case i drown on the next step
>drown on the next step
>reload and immediately drown without moving
>cant load without dieing instantly


how much more of a sape can i be

fuck
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Who here /bard master race/?
The lyre of slumber it starts with is a MUST
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>>386164295
90% of bugs were fixed in the first hour it was up, so those made after that are mostly bullshitting. The only real bug left is that some people have mouse issues in fullscreen mode.
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>>386163248
>>386162943
and 90% positive reviews are just incline and best game memes
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>>386164437
is there one for the patched game yet?
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>>386164295
The game was in development for 24 years, delayed countless times for bug fixes, and despite all that upon release it was unplayable. That should really tell you something. Picture a really solid game in any genre you want. Then imagine if someone with down syndrome tried to copy that game. You've got grimoire, a french word for magic book.
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>>386164527
Me.
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>make a diverse party with different races with specific classes
>doesn't matter because once my tanks are down everyone dies
>clerics barely have enough magicka to heal enough
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>>386164431
Put it in one of the walls right next to the stairs in the first dungeon I believe
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>>386164437
I saw the pomf in the link, and I honestly assumed it to be a false link, and just another happening thread. So I didn't bother with it.
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>>386164604
Cleve fashions himself as being some top tier programmer when the game proves he's a shit tier programmer and coder. This is what happens when you have a shit coder like him left to his own devices.
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>>386164645
>>386164404

are you guys playing on hard or something?
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>>386162796
I'm pretty sure it's only in top sellers list because of people buying it and then refunding.
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Pirate link has a pozzed Grimoire.exe
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>>386155618
The fish kill my entire party
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>>386155751

People don't like guess-and-check gameplay where you have no idea if your decisions are going to put you in a no-win state sooner or worse, later. Explain what things do so you can make an informed decision the first time, or don't do shit like level scaling so people can compensate for sub-optimal decisions through grinding (not that I like games that undermine the challenge through grinding, but even that's better than a game that has to be game over'd 300 times just to learn the mechanics, never mind how to manipulate them effectively. A sufficiently complex game is going to lead to sub-optimal decisions by inexperienced players, which is the actual learning and exploration process players are meant to overcome. You need to understand what you did in order to figure out why what you did was wrong and avoid repeating it. Opaque mechanics epitomize the 'artificial difficulty' that /v/ likes to bandy about but rarely uses correctly. It's not like it's a newfangled concept in bad design either.
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>510 replies
new thread when
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what the fuck cleve
why isn't this on gog and green man gaming yet
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>>386164805

Not to mention Top Sellers has more to do with income generated by sales more than individual sales. For example, RPGMaker was a top seller for a day because it sold for about $90 on sale, so even one sale was worth more than 6 sales of CSGO.
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what will Cleve do now?
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>>386164830

the one on the OP?
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I don't mind games with depth and being difficult but the fact that I can't read anywhere where fuck all is for drives me crazy.
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>>386164830
>eGambit
Literally what?
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Someone make new thread
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>>386154034
>it actually released
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where to put bonus points on creation hp skills and why?
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oh shit
I'm actually having fun discovering secrets
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>>386154794
>marching order
Hmmmmmmmmm, so that's why my mages get steamrolled into oblivion every time I fight anything.
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>>386164830
I scanned the folder twice and got nothing with malwarebytes
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>>386165052
Yep
>>386165067
Never heard of it. The website says it looks for espionage activity, so it might be something Cleve added in.
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>>386165151
yeah surprisingly I'm having a fucking blast
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>>386159456
Just download it, at least to see if it doesn't crash on you
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>>386156686

>implying you even know what they do
>implying this point defends the game rather than further illustrating how flawed it is
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>>386164830
only sapes use av
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>>386154034
>https://a.pomf.cat/ecvrio.zip
What a steaming pile of shit. lol.
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>>386156948

To be fair, the codebase for this game was made before multi-threading was a thing and it's not like this is dorf fort.
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>>386156256
It's FELONY, when it gets too high you get teleported to the prison area.
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>>386164515
>having only one save
not much
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how do i fight this autistic squirrel
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>>386158695

SA was basically tailor made for SJW infiltration tactics, even if they couldn't have known at the time.
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>>386166057
Select attacks for all your party members you dumb sape
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>>386166057
click review and check who doesn't have an order
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Only true review:
Pros- This is a game from the early 90s. Not a bullshit 'spiritual successor' 'inspired by' games from the early 90s but 'streamlined' to hell and back, but an actual early 90s blobber in every way. Also Cleve is a speciesist Neanderthal madman with expertise in golden retriever eugenics and the coming race war.

Cons- This is a game from the early 90s. Not a bullshit spiritual successor inspired by games from the early 90s but streamlined to hell and back, but an actual early 90s blobber in every way. Also Cleve is a speciesist Neanderthal madman with expertise in golden retriever eugenics and the coming race war.


Realistically whether or not you can get enjoyment out of this game comes down to whether that sounds like a good or bad thing. Anything else is just memeing. Or bug reports.
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>>386166057
Tell it to smell your finger
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>>386166057
fight my dick dude
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