Splatoon 2 Thread

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Inklings are fur-bait and loli-bait, technically this puts them in the [CUB] category . You cant argue this fact

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I used to be a Marinafag but now I know how much of a cunt she is.

>>386143583
It's actually 16.
Still shit though.

>>386143583
It's a fucking baby game and shouldn't be taken seriously

>>386143447
wasnt the splatfest from 4.8-5.8 at first?
did they change it?

>>386143592
Inklings don't have fur.

Checkmate, bigot.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqvKHCK8NI0

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neat

>>386143750
>Y-you cant just drop something like that on me so suddenly! What if i had plans?
Boom, better dialogue instantly by not having her be a cunt but still having her gently chastize pearls behavior

>>386144010
Or gross. How do they plan to clean up this mess afterwards?

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>>386143902
I wanna make a Pyro joke.

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I joined Mayo team because of Hijikata, and I imagined most people would choose Ketchup

>>386143750
>Wanting to play vidya
Yeah, keep her out of /v/.

>>386144085
read the sunken scrolls

This should be in /vg/ you nintentards.

>>386143583
I cant defend it
But I can still enjoy it

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Pyro update NEVER EVER

>>386144053
Apparently Marina is shy in the jap version. But you know the west sees a black girl and has too make her sassy.

>Ketchup and mayo together don't blend into pink sauce making the splatfest utter pointless and the game unplayable

Dropped, I'm going to sell my game tomorrow

>>386144257
>Those noses

REMINDER

If you are on Team Mayo, it is your duty as a member of this wretched community called 4chan to WIN! Don't let the furfags cheat you out of your snails! If anyone tells you to throw matches, they are a dirty ketchup fag! Do not believe their lies! There are furfags on ketchup too!

>>386143750
The translation made her into a bigger cunt than originally, probably hoping to cash into a similar trend to Marie.
>>386144228
Here's a (You) for effort.

>>386144257
Those noses

>>386144272
More like the west hates the doormat type.

>>386144010
Looks like a virgin girl's first creampie

>>386144392
>>386144327
I never realized it had Tumblr Nose™ until I looked harder.
Fuck.

>>386144398
It's actually better this way.

Pearl is one buffoon who says crazy stuff and Marina slaps her down, but it's always well deserved.

Classic comedy duo dynamic, the funny man and the straight man (or octopus). Like Laurel and Hardy, About and Costello, Wooster and Jeeves, Cartman and Kyle...

>>386143447
This game sucks ass and it's my second buyers remorse next to arms. Starting to feel switch was a mistake.

>386144890

>>386144010
>Mayofags will be literally swimming in their teammate's cum
What a bunch of homos.

>>386143583
There has to be a supposed offense first before one has to defend it.

State the problem in detail.

>>386144861
>>386144257
>>386144097
>>386143950
TONIGHT

>>386144791
>I dont like change
We already had this dynamic in the previous version and neither character fits the dynamic well. Marina was designed with the meek yet serious personality in mind and this new one is jarring. Pearl was designed to be disinterested in anything not concerning music and bratty, instead we have marie 2.0 and a retard

>>386144010
>Blood vs cum splatfest

>>386144085
>he didn't get the sunken scroll that literally answers this question

Weew Laddal

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Hey /v/,
yore
ugleh

>>386145116
IS

>>386145290
THE

>>386143447
At this point mods should be deleting these Splatoon 2 threads. You're breaking Rule 6 of /v/

>Rule 6: "Generals"—long-term, recurring threads about a specific game—should be posted in /vg/. This is not to say threads about specific games cannot be created on /v/, just that long-term, recurring threads belong in /vg/.

It's been awhile since the game came out and there's been nonstop threads everyday. Please move your discussion to /vg/ ASAP. Mods please do your job.

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AHAHHAAHAHAHAH
YOU WILL BE SHOOTING WITH KATCHUP AND MAYONESE
THIS GAME KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

>>386144972
>Ketchupfags swimming in their teammate's blood
hope you like squid AIDS

>>386145321
You're not wrong.

>>386145309
NIGHT

>>386145406
we did it lebbit
>>386145321
There's three problems with this.
1: None of these threads are really long term, they'll be here for a while and then leave as the game starts to settle in.
2: There's already a splatoon general
3: /vg/ is cancer.

>>386145321
>It's been awhile since the game came out
Nigga, it's only been two weeks. Flavor of the Month games stayed longer than that.

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>>386145321
Yeah you're right....
Alright dickheads, move it.
>>>/vg/184918369

>>>/vg/184918369

>>>/vg/184918369

>>386145290
THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO'S REFERENCE

>>386145593
>/vg/ is cancer
Wrong

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>>386144257
>Played spla2n since launch
>Downloaded TF2 for the first time the same day
>having a blast, don't care if I lose
>yesterday
>decide to play Overwatch
>get frustrated at team comp or if we lose a match
>Doomfist is kinda boring
>nothing to do but wait for events
And don't get me started with Overwatch's awful community
Man, this game ain't fun anymore

>>386145635
/ink/ sucks though
somehow they managed to make a general worse than /v/ threads
oh wait, /feg/ exists too

>>386145321
>Daily TF2, Battlegrounds, and Dark Souls threads
>No one complains

>>386143592
>fur-bait
Not even close, although it almost did happen via rabbits and legit anthro-squids as the players.

Miyamoto wanted Mario characters yet again though, so they compromised and settled for appeasing Japs through pedo-shit.

>>386145321
Fuck off. We had Splatoon threads forever before.

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>>386145742
This is now a dual TF2-Spla2n thread.
Post both.

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>>386145321
>Its someone who wasn't here before /vg/ was created trying to talk about generals on/v/

>Stop discussing the game reeee

A /v/ thread moves to /vg/ when it starts getting stale and people instead of discussing the game just circlejerk with memes and fanart

>>386145391
>hope you like squid AIDS
>implying semen isn't the primary transmitter of HIV infection
Enjoy melding with your buddy's jizz.

>>386144257
Those everything.

>>386145593
>None of these threads are really long term
there's been a splatoon 2 threads almost every day since it was revealed. now it would be fine if these were threads that had 40-50 posts then died off but these threads are now constantly hitting the 500 post bump limit each time. that's when it's now considered to be a general when its been happening for 2 weeks or longer.

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What team should I join if the only thing I care about is getting the most snails? Which has a higher chance of winning?

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Complaining about one thread discussing one game when /v/ is filled with shitposts is ironic

I want my consolewar shit threads and obvious bait sales threads over people actually discussing a game

>>386146124
Report and hide the thread if it rustles you so much.
Otherwise put on your moderator flag or fuck off with your backseet modding.

Faggot

>>386145796
anthro squids. Its fur bait

>>386143815
>4.8-5.8
What is this horrific language? Speak American you fool.

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Fuck this game

>>386146454
Out skilled

is it true that splatoon lobbies are being overrun by furries?

>>386144228
>>386145321
Fucking this.
>>386145794
>>386145610
The threads you are talking about are never general, they have a specific topic. Shift it over to /vg/ kids. Mods?

>>386146589
this isn't a general
and the specific topic is how Mayo is gonna get fucking rekt tonight

>>386146589
The topic is the fucking splatfest, how dense can you be?

>>386146684
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/subject/Splatoon/

>not a general

>>386146235
Ketchup is pretty much guaranteed to win

I see posts that come in white and black

And also grey.

How do you get the grey color?

So JP splatfest started already, do EU and US start at different times?

>>386146897
Do a checkerboard pattern

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>hate the octobrush and how broken it is
>still use it anyway in ranked

Am I a bad person?

>>386146589
>TF2 threads are never general
>PUBG threads are never general
>Soulsborne threads are never general

Do we browse the same board?

>>386145150
Marie 2.0 implies an upgrade.

>>386146235
Mayo is guaranteed to win in Japan so that would be the smarter choice.

>>386146785
>>386146684
Shift it along kiddies >>386146787

>>386147056
A win is a win

Hypothetically speaking, if Salmonids are real in real life and tried to invade, what would happen? Assume all of their ink technology is replaced with real life/near-future real life technology equivalent.

>>386144890
time stamp.

>>386147056
Ranked should always be played with the assumption your team is brain-dead AFK drooling 6 year olds. If you can't wipe the enemy team now and then solo you simply won't do well. Good teammates are a privilege not a right.

So using the octobrush is fine to compensate for this.

>>386146454
gg that was me

>>386147109
>furfag, complaining threads, discussing favorites
>only a handful are /vg/ tier
>l-lol, kids btfo
You need to go back.

>>386147107
results will be regional, so when you play the us splatfest it doesn't matter what results are in japan or the eu

so, how many hours have you clocked so far?
80 or more reporting in

>>386147308
The testfire splatfest had the EU/US results combined. JP was separate because the topic was something else.

The only other time all regions had the same splatfest other than this was Marie vs Callie and that was combined.

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>Eternal rank - win: 24 lose: 21

What are you planning to do with all those snails?

>>386147413
90 hours.

>>386147565
>While this Splatfest theme will be shared globally, results will be tallied and shared region by region.
http://splatoon.nintendo.com/news-video/splatfest-mayo-vs-ketchup/

>>386147413
120+

>>386143750
I like the fire she spits at Pearl. And the fact that she's a huge nerd.

>>386146363
The weakest, most minimal kind. Below even lazy animu catgirls who have only ears/tails.

Is Grizzco the only place where I can get those drink coupon things?

>>386147413
How can you check time played?

>>386147183
>Ink
Nah bruh, that's caustic slime and saliva. They wouldn't have much chance in the modern day, tho, since the bears would fuck their shit sideways.

>>386148246
look at your profile in the switch menu

>>386147413
35+

>>386144272
She still has her shy moments, she just snipes at Pearl as well.

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Spray Bottle Dualies when?

>>386145391
We call that Squaids around here.

>>386148172
There are a few hidden in the single player, but only a finite amount.

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>>386147413
180+ hours

>>386148442
It took me way too long to realize the dualie squelchers were just a modified reskin of the dual squelcher from the first game, right down to literally just being the old gun split in half.

>>386148357
What if it only says "You started this game 4 days ago"?

>>386148869
then you have to wait, don't know how long
I think it was a week

Dual squelchers look like drills.

>>386148982
more like 10 days

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The one day I wake up early and the splatfest is at midnight. Why.

>>386148442
Day 1? Just what do you think they are?

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Chargers in turf war are terrib-

>>386148987
I really want a melee drill weapon that pierces walls now.

>>386149110
guns?

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>>386149139

>>386149180
Have you looked at them? They're spray bottles.

>>386149139
The Virgin Dualiles

vs

The Chad Charger

>>386149245
Only thing I don't like about it is the subweapon

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>>386149326
Haha they can't even compete. I already maxed out abilities on the gears i wanna wear.

>>386149827
I just use it for the scope. Fun weapon

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>>386149323
kind of

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>tfw after I become ketchup king I'm going on my other account and throwing mayo games

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>tfw I'm already level 2

>>386150868
Your a disgrace to Ketchup, you cheating fuck.

delete furries

post yfw you manage to survive a team wipe by dualie rolling

>furfags complaining about moeshit
>in an anime influenced board
>about a game that features moeshit

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Will I get banned for saying "Wieners"?

I hope so.

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>>386151212
Fixed

>>386151237
Friendly reminder: that little minus button can result in a strike on their account

>>386151360
Eh, at least that one looks properly alarmed at being furry.

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Post your squids.

>>386145116
>major update on a Friday
Next week is Valve's DotA 2 tournament that apparently EVERYONE who works there attends, so the TF2 update is not coming any sooner than the week after next.

>>386149178
It's called the Stingray

>>386149323
They look more like paint guns

>getting disconnected from the shitty servers after everything was doing fine just before makes you lose the match
thanks nintendo

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TIME FOR SALMON RUN

When's Brella? I wanna be the Samurai Shotgunner

>>386144972
>implying that's not what we've wanted since day 1

>>386151237
Just report

I fucking hate the rotating mode bullshit, jesus fucking christ. Good game, but so many retarded fucking design decisions.

>>386151865
still currently being balanced for pvp

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have you been doing god's work and report degenerates furfags in splatoon, anon?
kids deserve to have fun, not to be indulge in degrading acts

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>>386149139
>9 kills
>a big deal in turf war
>especially with the gun that's pretty much made for killing instead of inking

>>386151895
its designed that way so people wouldnt stay in one map and one mode


god, its a good thing because we dont need your 24/7 de_dust or 2fort

>>386151939
can't until they draw porn stuff

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>>386151939
ofc

>>386152103
this. It's kooky and fun

>>386152140
are you kidding?
furries could never be retarded enough to draw porn and act like they're not the problem

>>386151939
/v/ is nothing like pol though? Please go back

>>386151939
yes, anon.
Furry i see, furry i report.

>>386152207
>someone draws a talking dog
I would love to get furrys banned, but how? it's a talking dog nothing sexuall

>>386151895
I was also against it at first, but honestly I kinda understand why they did it. It is more lively this way, no matter what map you like more, you have to learn to play on all of them.

>>386152415
I put it as off topic


its automated so no one checks

if you do it enough they get hit with 1/3 strike

>>386152415
>it's a talking dog nothing sexuall
Too bad.

>>386151840
ABOUT TIME

>>386152067
9 kills using a CHARGER. Just let that sink in. I'd like to see you try and get at least 6 kills with a charger. My highest amount of kills in this game is 24 in turf war using Splattershot... 13 isn't impressive. I'm not bragging to be the best sniper but I'm above average when utilizing it compared to other snipers.

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>>386152905
I remember that Japs HID the laser while charging and then snap shot people

this should be easier to do now with the store charge mechanic

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>>386152905
>tfw got 13 kills with splatterscope yesterday and is my most kills in one game with it
>tfw I thought that it is bad to only get 13

What's the easiest charger to start learning?
Scoped vs no scoped?

>>386152103
>>386152204
>>386152489
Don't care about map rotation, but mode rotation is shit, end of. I was so close to S rank Splat Zones and now it won't be up until 2 in the morning. Who, in the history of video games, has ever said while playing a multiplayer game: I wish they locked this game mode away so everyone has to play modes they don't fucking want in rotation? Right, no-one, ever. So why the fuck is this a good thing in Splatoon? It works for every other game. Let's not even start with Salmon run.

>>386153720
The first one you can buy

>>386146314
Just sonygros made that Nintendo fans have games and are actually discussing them. Don't worry, Jaime.

>>386144228
Report the thread

>>386151840
What's the weapons this time

>>386153224
Kek i do the same. But yea those Jap snipers are brutal, especially if you dont kill them with your first shot. They almost never miss their second shot

>>386153976
Splattershot Jr. Splattershot Pro, .96 Gal and Carbon Roller.

>>386153771
"Christmas is great, I don't see why we don't have Christmas every day."

>>386153771
so no one sticks to one game mode

>>386146454
I remember this image from a week ago.

>>386154201
>roller
inb4 the usual REEEE SALMON RUN IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO US /v/ROS WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS

>>386153771
Yeah, mod rotation is retarded, that's true.

Salmon Run is better this way though, maybe not right now at release, but in a few months when have played it for hours, you will see how it will not be as active as it is right now, making it time limited with limited rewards is what will keep it alive.

>>386153771
But if they didn't do this way you'd be stuck with shit weapons depending on the map. It honestly wouldn't work in Splatoon. It really just sounds to me people don't understand what they ask for because depending on mode/map your weapon can go from useful to dog-shit.

>>386154201
>Splattershot Pro AND .96Gal
lame

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>>386144972

>Too insecure to swim in his bro semen

Projecting much anon?

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>your favorite weapon is stuck with a shit special

>>386143447
RIP this game. The only measure of what team will win is how many Aerosprays they have...

>>386151865
Brella is gonna be garbage.

>>386154917
If you know they have Aerosprays and you let them get close enough to be a problem, you need to change your tactics.

>>386154917
>losing to Aerosprays
Their range is hilariously bad.

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Are you a kid or are you a squid?

>>386155434
Is that dust?

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>reach Profreshional
>salmon run is no longer fun
Why does the difficulty have to jump high here. I will probably be bouncing up and down at this rank forever without a consistent group to play with.

>>386155434
Average smoker computer

Evilsquid, il est nul

>>386147301
Alright children time to move on over to /vg/ go play your kiddy tier games there.

>>386155578
>Reach the highest rank
>"Why's the game so hard?"

Fuck off.

>>386155578
>Why does the difficulty have to jump high here
Because that's the last rank

>>386147056
>>386147125
>>386147284

>octobrush
>broken
>octobrush
>good

Either something changed dramatically from Splatoon 1 or you're just absolutely horrible at the game.

>>386154679
Post the original

Is .52 gal good enough to offset the absolutely shit everything that it comes with?

>>386156840
Tri-slosher is better in every way

>>386156760
the brusher's weakness was people having get out of jail free cards that instantly splat them


they cant do much about it now

>>386154305
Roller is pretty useful for salmon run.

>>386157848
people do NOT get how important it is to squish those little fucks

especially if they get on some low Rate of fire teammate

>>386154241
Yeah, so?
>>386154261
It doesn't matter how often you guys say it, the fact that you're limited to one mode all the time just isn't a good thing. Not like the game is overflowing with modes either. There'd easily be enough players for all three (3) modes.
>>386154358
No clue what you're on about. I mentioned already that I don't care about map rotation also.

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>Aw fuck yeah time to play some fuckin turf war-
>Moray Towers

>>386158907
dude there are like a billion ways to approch some one in moray now

no excuses

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>>386151590

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>>386154829
>fall in love with heavy splatling
>special is useless
>grenades are meh
>end up perma using dualies instead because of it
why nintendo?

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Hey guys the luna blaster is still good

>>386158996
>Sitting around on the ledge with my jet squelcher
>Nigger thinks I won't see the colorful line light up and an inky bulge flying through it

>>386148616
get to S rank in tower control right now

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>>386144010
>Team Ketchup
>Going to be gang bukkake'd by entire enemy team each game
I'm diamonds already

>>386159570
Of course, it just isn't as good as it was before.

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>>386160160
>woomies covered on white
I'm ready.

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covfefe

>>386144257
>that image

Well I'm going to go bleach my eyes... Then drink the remaining bleach.

>>386144257
Why are they jews?

>>386143750
Marina would have gone if Pearl considered her her best friend.

>>386160323
what's the salsa of this?

When does splatfest start?

Every fucking time I'm about rank up in Salmon Run, someone disconnects. Nintendo needs to get their shit together.

>>386161839
How new?

Why does the amount of losses to get a crack fluctuate
This is fucking stupid
Just tell me how many losses I have left in plain text

>>386161860
Yeah, how much? 6, 7, 8 hours?

>>386154917
Aeromeme isn't even the best turfing weapon.

>>386160410
hahaha donald trump hahahahaha

>>386154917
>this is what aeromemers actually belive

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>>386161928
It doesn't.
2 loses = a crack
4 cracks = a break
A Break past OK line = maintain rank
A Break not past OK line = derank

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>>386155434
im a furry xD

>>386161928
i found it.
Thanks for nothing, fagget.

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>>386144010
"This Splatfest is just like every other Splatfest!"

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remember this

>>386162596
I'm guessing they expected something else since lol blood and semen!

>>386155578
But staying Profresh is fun with competent friends

>>386152905
Saying you're not bragging doesn't magically mean you're not bragging anon.
The whole point of your post is that you're bragging.

>>386146454
Git gud scrub.

>>386146586
At this point I'm enjoying reporting furry posts almost more than the actual game.

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>>386162565
You are welcome bitch.
And enjoy it, it is a porn masterpiece.

So, when does splatfest start? It's not on the ingame schedule thing.

>>386159391
Same. I just want muh Splatling/Splash Wall combo back. Add the stormcloud special to that and you've got some mean area denial.
I also miss muh killer wail. I used to troll so hard with that thing.

>>386162950
>implying you have friends

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>>386143592

>>386163183
About 8 hours in the US

>>386163153
Ty, nigger.
But unfortunately I have to wait about 5 hours until i can beat my meat.

>>386145796
Half the miiverse posts are talking about fur shit so...

>>386143592
Saying the inklings are furry is like saying Spongebob is furry. You have no way to refute this point.

>>386163293
They're profreshional rank, too

>>386152603
Why are weebs as easy to trigger as SJW's?

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I'm lvl 15 and can dominate with Aerospray MG but suck at any other weapons
What the fuck do I do, I haven't started ranked and I'm scared I'm just gonna suck so much in there
Halp

>>386163584
>only weebs hate furshit
Kill yourself, my man.

>>386163613
use tri-slosher.

>>386163613
Switch to Sploosh when it comes out tonight

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>>386163613
ranked has tons of morons that don't know how to use any other weapon besides aerospray in lower ranks

just pick a weapon thats actually good at killing that is also easy to use (splattershot, trislosher, etc.), git gud and you'll be fine

>>386163613
I have the same problem but with the splattershot.
I just want to get good with the splatling for fuck's sake.
Now my battle stats are at an all-time low.

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>>386163474
Welcome to Nintendo fans in general, courtesy of Star Fox, Pokemon, Rareware and AnCross.

Pic-related is what would've really made this a fur-bait game.

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reeeeeee

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The cutest slug

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>>386163584
>b-but weebs
every time

>>386164160
It amuses me to no end that her name is a menstruation euphemism

>>386164160
the fuggiest slug.

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playing tower control with randoms
always nice and frustrating

>>386164064
I don't know what that is but it looks like the chinese bootleg version.

>>386164160
i'd smoke some seaweed with her

>>386163613
What control do you use? Try using the two motion controllers separately instead of having them on that piece of plastic and aim almost as if you were aiming with a wiimote while you don't do anything with the left controller.
Once you get accustomed to it you should do great, I ONLY used the aerospray in 1 but now I'm using anything really.

Try playing with sensibility as 0 or 1 too instead of the standard one.

>>386163828
It's not just furshit (the worst of which ended a decade ago even), weebs devolve into the most defensive, child-minded comeback-throwers I've seen if you call them out on anything, SJW's and Panthers aside.

Just look at how much they explode if their waifu is given a mandatory inch more of clothing in their localizations.

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Had a match where we were all tri-sloshers on Tower Control, it was beautiful

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>Cold Blooded

FUCK OFFFFF

WHY DOES EVERY PIECE OF CLOTHING I GET HAVE THIS

IT'S SO FUCKING USELESS

>>386164638
Gotta make sure that you don't get seen by a sub no one has for 1 second less!

>>386146586
No, not really. Splatoon was already filled with degenerate weeb trash and furfags, so nothing is actually changing.

>>386164350
It's concept art

>>386164620
was too brutal?

>>386164350
Concept art for Splat1, more shows actual anthro-squids squids too.

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>>386164453
dude

>>386165048
seaweed

>>386164976
For the other team yeah, 4 tri-sloshers on the tower is insane

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>>386164064
>>386164350
>I don't know what that is but it looks like the chinese bootleg version.

originally. they planned on using bunnies instead of squids. quite amusing to see the concept art of them though.

Should of been an enemy army or something

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>>386165023
To be honest this is the exact opposite of furbait
I would have liked this more actually

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>It's a "Glowflies but you have the Carbon Roller" episode

>>386143592
>pearlfag
>furfag
>retarded
Can't make this shit up.
Go eat cum that you like so much.

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Octolings are not for fug.

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Reminder to reports furshit in-game for sexual conduct. It removes them from your square and with enough reports autoflags for temp bans.

YOU can make a difference.

>>386165851
>implying furfags wouldn't have fapped to this
Nothing is sacred.

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So, I really liked rollers in Splat1 but they feel really underpowered in Spla2n. Or maybe it's because there are so many fucking dualies.
Anyway, what roller is the best one to master as of now?

Also, am I fresh yet?

>>386147413
60 hours

>>386165963
Octolings =/= Octarians.
It is clear that Octarians are some sort of clone army used to do the Octoling dirty work

>>386165963
yes, they are.

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>>386165921
>Pearl gets the full on furfag team
Pearlfags forever BTFO

>>386166198
You made this exact same post in a thread like 10 hours ago, what the fuck my dude?

>>386143447
>TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT
but thats tf2's thing

>>386151939
Of course I report every furry scum I see. Though it's pretty annoying they are just replaced with another furry poster.

>>386166283
>>386166198
nigga posted the same exact shit on vg too

>>386166283
Too lazy to re-type it, also only 4 replies. Want more input.

>>386165963
More limbs = arms + legs just like how inkling limbs get transformed into arms/legs

why can't i give my inkling big titties

>>386166217
This is why I think not all octolings are evil.
It's just Octavio and his clique of brainwashed octolings.

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>>386166538
Why can't I love my squid?

>>386166538
Because they are little girls, anon.

>>386166198
>>386166415
You could have tried them out in that time, Dongus.

>>386166629
Yes, and....?

>>386166012
WE CAN PURGE THE FURRY CANCER FROM SPLATOON 2. REPORT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE DOGFUCKERS. DON'T HAVE MERCY.

>>386163613
Stop playing with the biggest crutch in the game and get practice with other weapons.

>>386166671
Little girls do not have big titties.

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>>386151939
All the time.

>>386166671
Oppai lolis aren't real

>>386166681
>inb4 ban due to mass reporting
I only report the sexual stuff since I'm not sure if Nintendo can take you down for false-reporting.

>>386164064
>>386165851
>they originally wanted animals instead of humans
>at some point someone said "fuck that, animals don't sell anymore, lets make them little girls and boys that transform into squids"
I wonder who was the lolicon who pushed the idea.

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>tfw Ketchup is going to be fighting Ketchup teams 80% of the time
>Joined the Mayo side just so I can fight opposing team instead of comrades all day

Marina ruins everything, even when she does nothing.

>>386166198
Rollers are weak as fuck. Any ranged weapon kills you.

Anyone have the screenshots of pearl calling ketchup jam?

>>386166980
>teenagers
>little boys and girls
I bet you call a person who has sex with a 17 year old a pedophile.

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>>386166876
Read the report page anon.

It doesn't personally log your shit, it just sends the reports to Nintendo, they can't track you or anything.

Reports furshit was sexual conduct, it's literally a fetish first and foremost. Take it off our streets!

PUSH THOSE SANDRAKERS OFF OUR WORLD!

>>386166876
I report them for inappropriate content.
it's not a lie.

Fucking dogfuckers trying to shove their disgusting fetish into the poor kids that are playing the game.

>>386167160
>teenager
>look like 9yo at best
Yeah, they could say squids are 20 but they would still look like 9 at the end of the day.

>>386166980
Must be nice being a game director on a country where you don't have to give a shit about the crybullying of people who don't even play videogames.

>>386167284
>Thinking they look like 9 year olds.
In what world do you live in?

>>386165423
It's weird seeing the rabbits turn into squids on the image on the left side second from the top, which I suppose is what influenced them to fully embrace the squid.

It would be neat to see them someday reuse them in like Splat 3, since more player variety is always welcomed. Same with playable Octolings, seeing as Marina showcases they're fine in squid society.

>>386166980
Probably due to the fact that your squid is a representation of yourself in the world of Splatoon, and people can connect easier to something human looking compared to what appeared to be very generic rabbits with no real differences beyond gear in the concept art

>>386166980
That is not true you retard. They changed it to squids because bunnies didnt fit with the ink and going through walls.

>>386167276
Are you sure you're not just finding an excuse to mass report? I'm pretty sure splatoon's player base is pretty heavy-handed in adults as well.

>>386167360
The joke is people like this always turn out to be the biggest closet pedos themself.

>>386167360
They have literally 0 breasts, they are as flat as a board. Squids are only developed by squids standards, on human standards they don't look pubescent at all.

If you chose team mayo it is your duty to throw every game in the splatfest

>>386167467
Just doing gods work to purge these degenerates

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WE

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>mfw Mayo wins the splatfest

>>386167692
Do not listen to this dirty ketchup fag's lies. There are furfags on both sides, don't let the ketchup jew cheat you out of your snails.

>>386144010
is NoA actually going to use an off color like Japan or are we getting some shitty yellow to represent mayo?

Have you ever reported someone for being AFK? Usually they have the decency to disconnect in time for our ranks to be intact, but there was this one faggot who just looked around with motion controls the whole match.

Do mayofags realize they're siding with the furries? It's kind of sad to have to relate with people who have such shit taste.

>>386167467
Either way you see it they expose children to a fetish that they shouldn't know about, report all of them. It doesn't belong in a game like this.

>>386167660
Then you're pushing human traits on them. They're squids, why would they need breasts?

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>>386167692
>tfq furry AND good taste (ketchup)

>>386168442
>Implying there aren't furries on both side

>>386168442
Whatever helps you and your inferior condiment sleep, ketchupfag.

>>386168518
>falseflagging

furries ruined this splatfest

>>386168442
>Implying ketchup diesn't have furries because le blood xD
Stop pushing your gay fruit juice agenda, faggot

>>386168518
cool falseflag

>>386168641
>implying mayo doesn't have furries because le cum xD
Stop pushing your gay eggs agenda, faggot.

>>386168493
So they look older than 9, they could be taller as well.

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>>386168641
yeah dude furries would totally go for something that looks like blood over something that looks like semen

>>386168479
If it's non-sexual, I'm pretty sure children will just see it like Disney mascots. Pictures of animals smiling while saying something quirky isn't on the same tier as full-blown propaganda.

>>386167737
ARE THE CHAMPIONS

>tfw mayofag
how do i escape this hell

>>386168612
Furries ruin a lot of things, but you're just being a sperg since you let a few pictures ruin an entire in-game even for you.

>>386168730
>>386168737
>not knowing about the edgelord variety of furfags

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mayo is for cucks

don't be a cuck

>>386168743
Oh fuck off. It's different when internet exists, it's not the 90s anymore. If they don't know what it is they can easily google what furry means.

>>386166596
He's not even all that evil, seeing as he's perfectly fine playing concerts with the Squid Sisters in between world domination schemes. Every now and then he just gets a lil spicy and builds some Octo Gears to steal some zapfish.

You may be onto something with the brainwashing, though. Notice he hypnotized Callie with some shades and how every single Octoling wears goggles.

>>386168743
>"You aren't cool unless you have a fursona"
>not propaganda getting children to become furfaggots

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>>386167924
That's a nice lizard.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhWkqZjNBjU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Natsslm8HY

has anyone heard these songs before?
they're not used in the singleplayer so these might be for the splatfest