Grimoire

im actually having some fun with this
help

shit game, stop shilling

Why does it say I only have 42% explored when I already explored everything?

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>Game lets you only reroll 2 times
>Cancel
>Create character again
Why did he even bother?

This shit game is too fucking hard. I am getting a refund.

>>386138573
Do you know how to make the bards play instruments in combat?

>>386138573
Honestly it's not Godawful or anything. It falls way short of his ridiculous claims of being the best game ever, but it's a fun little Wizardry 7 clone.

Not NEARLY worth $40 though. Maybe $5.

>>386138628
click on the harp thing and they should use it as an auto

If the game is as good as the first hour on stream it will be an underground cult classic

>>386138616
Secrets.

>>386138610
>Literal link to pirate it on the OP
>Shilling
Are you retarded, son?

>>386138497
>https://mega.nz/#!sSJSWaRR!unyKs3fIDwLCjYgdMU_ZnufQIwX3NrsnnPx8mMX6cNM
Not the true release version but the superdemo.

So how much money did Cleve make so far? 5k AUD?

>>386138619
Sape filter.

>pointy stick
>charges 32
>binding flash pwr 3
this game is something else alright no wonder you dumb reddit shits hate it

>>386138748
Not true. It's the release version, I checked it myself. You can tell by the main menu alone.

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>>386138765

>>386138619
>what is immersion?

>>386138573
It's not at all a bad game, it's just not worth 40 goddamn Freedom Bucks
Also the player count is about to surpass Battleborn's

>>386138749
Around 3k after dicounting Steam's share I think?
Not counting the 12k or so from his indiegogo.

>>386138748
It's the full version. It extracts to 87MB, which is the size of the full version of the game. The Superdemo is only 44MB

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>>386138848
>>386138765
RIP MAINSTREAM GAMING

What the fuck are the bandits even saying?

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>>386138765
>>386138848

go to tags for this game and add this tag:

AYY DIDDY DAY DIDDY ROW

>>386138619
I don't even understand it. Whats a good roll?

>>386138848
>literally everyone who started playing has yet to stop

God damn once Grimwah takes hold of you it never lets go.

>>386138945
AYYY DIDDY DAY DI ROW

I'm glad this game shat the bed, the dev is a fucking asshole and not in a good way.

>>386138945
Ai dee dee die dee dee ro.

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>>386138765
>>386138848
Gearbox employees on suicide watch

>>386138953
You choose between 4 - 32 or 5-30.

A good roll is upper 20s

>>386138954
Sapes are just now getting their first taste of what a REAL game is

>>386138748
it even says v1.0 release on the menu, are you retarded?

>>386139013

What does that even mean? My sape mind is too puny to understand.

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>>386138765
>>386138848

>>386138953
Anything above 20 is good. 32 is max.

>>386138884
Yeah, you only get two rerolls when you're getting your bonus in real life.

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>work for 20 years
>make 3k

>>386139103
It means niggers come and tongue pixie anus

>>386139104
>tfw slowly drifting to

>>386139064
>>386139119

Okay, thank you.

>>386139147
>implying he worked on it for 20 years non-stop

i can't believe it's actually fucking out

>>386139126
Wait... did you seriously not claim your irl reroll anon?

DO NOT DOWNLOAD THE MEGA LINK
DO NOT DOWNLOAD THE MEGA LINK
DO NOT DOWNLOAD THE MEGA LINK
DO NOT DOWNLOAD THE MEGA LINK
DO NOT DOWNLOAD THE MEGA LINK

CLEVE HAS SAID THAT THE GAME HAS BUILT IN PIRACY TRACKERS TO FIND PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T PAID FOR THE GAME

IF YOU'VE ALREADY DOWNLOADED IT, THEN IT'S TOO LATE

>>386139070
By not buying, this shit game. By a shit dev, who has shitty view of the world.

The best part is that the game he sued to take there title away is doing way better then shit jewish shitbag of a dev.

>>386139226
What's he gonna do, sue me from Australia?

I don't understand. Cleve continuosly delayed the game because picoissues, constantly claimed that he was "going to check through everything ONE MORE TIME" yet we have this bug-ridden thing right here. Now, I am not one to mistrust a noble thal, but I think he never bothered with the picoissues at all

>>386139104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE8EhJ9gS28

F

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>>386139147
He's made at least 15k so far though.

>>386139226
It's probably got an assert error.

>>386139289
he's gonna mongle your anus with your cock while you sleep

Today will be forever know as rape of the sape day.

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>>386138884
I can't tell if you're being serious.

>>386139147
worth

>70% positive reviews
>most of the positive reviews are either WOOO BEST GAME OF MY LIFE or ++++++ with ten minutes playtime
>24 years of development
Blunder of the century?

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Will it beat battleborne?

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>>386139289
prepare you're angus

>>386139328
I might just be into that

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what the fuck it's actually out?

>>386139226
He's too incompetent of a coder for that.

The game doesn't even have a basic Steam wrapper DRM, FFS.

>>386139387
Totally.
Especially if people start playing it ironically which is probably gonna happen for a bit.

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SHIT... WHAT DO I PICK?

>>386139510
What does destiny do?

Is there a manual for this I can read?

>>386139453
There was a thread last night saying it was gonna drop, too. How did people know?
Did he say he was about to release it or did people just feel it in their bones?

>>386139510
DESTINY

>>386139453
Welcome to the incline brother.

>development time: 24 years
>made profit from Indiegogo and Steam: $15k
>decades of shitposting that will have historical value: priceless

>randomly click stuff to see whats going on

>fight some flower thing, kill it

>press sleep button

>wake up, some weird ass fairy talks about some museum

>cant click anything for dialogue, cant move, or progress or interact in any way

>only thing that reacts is pressing enter for dialogue that says "its best to say nothing right now"

so not even 2 minutes into a game and it has a gamebreaking bug , neat

>>386139510
Hit the cancel button.
Then Alt + f4
Hit the windows key.
Goto control panel.
Find that game press the uninstall button.

Now you've solved your issue for ever.

>>386139570
Cleve said it was gonna drop very very soon, but to be fair, he's been saying that for 20 years.

>>386139570
He did but he's done that multiple times over the years so some people didn't believe it and thought he'd just delay it again.

>>386139510
All destiny.

>>386139570
He said it was going to be released today.

>>386139510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwGI7liBFf4

>>386139557
I was working on the manual before I got sidetracked onto one million issues to fix before release. Now that the game is out and fairly stable I will work over the weekend and should have the manual ready early next week, likely as a self-executing browser reference.

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RIDE THE ?TURTLE?

>>386139259
You mean Grimoire: Manastorm? The guys who had to make their game free to play and beg for money lest they went bankrupt and can barely make enough to just keep the servers alive?

Yeah, they're doing way better.

>>386139629
>>386139635
Fair enough.

>>386138497
OK I got baited by the hype.

Is this better than Skyrim? Is this just a retro dungeon crawler or is there actually also something awesome?

>>386139593
>Sape doesn't know
:^)

>>386139301
Yeah I don't get it either, he kept the charade up for so long and now he just suddenly drops it?

>>386139729
Everything is better than Skyrim

>>386139510
Attributes, Skills, HP, Destiny.
IIRC Destiny is like the luck stat or somesuch.

>>386138497
Stylistically, this is so impressive to look at. Cleve really earned it with this one, I'll have to admit. The sounds, the menu design, the way everything is so streamlined even in its autistic endeavor to load you with as much crap as possible...it's surreal that I'm playing this to be honest.

Also, major props on the music. if listening to Liturgy's music has taught me anything over the years, it's that MIDI trumpets are the cure for all major ailments

holy shit call me a sape and throw me down the incline, it's actually out?
what the FUCK

how do you open the gate in aquavia
I found a common gate key but cant get it to open

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>>386139301
He was so obsessed with the pico issues he forgot to deal with the milli issues.

>>386139671
cleve is that u
I think your game has potential

>>386139729
No its not better then skyrim.
And if you know how to mod, its definitely not better then skyrim.

Unless your favorite thing you like in skyrim were the bugs. Then its better then skyrim.

>>386139729
It would have been a pretty good game if it was released several years ago.
The only reason we're making a big deal out of it is because memes.

>>386139305
>He's made at least 15k so far though.

But Valve cuts out a shitton from the sales price though so roughly half of it he's making so far.

>>386139729
>Bethestardposting
Not even Sape-tier.

>>386139729
>Is it better than skyrim
winmine.exe is better than skyrim.

>>386139768
Hype and funds don't last forever sape.

>>386139570
he shills like a motehrfucker on /v/ and /vg/ and even uses multiple steam accounts to downplay anything negative

>>386139872
12k of that is Indiegogo anon.
And Steam only takes like 25%.

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>>386139805
Are you joking? He has no sense of aesthetics, whatsoever. The "retro" shtick is just an excuse to make things as shitty looking as possible.

Lowfi can be done right, but this is certainly not that.

>>386139729
>better than skyrim

How is a modding platform/sand box game made for dicking around compatible in any way to something like this? Like I'm not trying to shit on Skyrim, I've had plenty of fun with it. But that's like asking if a Mario game is as good as the newest Halo title because they both include jumping.

>>386139872
That's pretty humiliating considering that the most profit is made within 24 hours. Guess we have to wait till tomorrow to see the final verdict.

>HP and Mana are random so make sure they aren't sabotaging your high attribute rolls

>Destiny has a chance of saving a character from death, not clear what else it does

>Adding bonus to attributes doesn't kick in until level-up, so spend it on skill points which kick in immediately

>>386138686
Oh i see if you just fight with it equipped it plays it. I thought she would throw the harp at the enemies or something

>>386139226

RIP PIRATE KEKS

How will it feel to tell your cellie that you're in the slammer because you downloaded a video game?

>>386139849
>It would have been a pretty good game if it was released several years ago.
But it's buggy as hell, it should have been released one or two years later :^)

It's actually out, what the fuck

>>386139805
>Also, major props on the music. if listening to Liturgy's music has taught me anything over the years, it's that MIDI trumpets are the cure for all major ailments
I've been singing the Grimoire trumpet melody all week from the trailer. In-game it's /comfy/ier than I could have ever imagined.

This one streamer keeps pressing end game after one of his guys dies. Is there no way to resurrect K.O.d dudes?

you fags forget - steam gets HALF of what is made on the game
he hasn't made $3k - he's at like $1800.
>work for 20 years
>made $1800

>>386139940
Well if he's made that from Indiegogo then he's making full sales price unless Indiegogo also takes part of the profit.

I know Itch.io gives you the option to donate part of your sales to them but it's completely optional and there's like a dial of how much you want to contribute.

>>386139952
>RPG
>Develop char
>explore shit
>find awesome loot

>wäääähh totaly different

Clearly dumb.

>>386139301
Or Cleve was right and there were bugs in the game that were tedious and time/morale consuming for a one-man team to crunch.

>>386140064
Steam gets 30%

>>386139983
Do you actually believe that the government can actually enforce anti piracy measures?

Are you 12?

>>386140064
Give it a few days if not weeks. Video game outlets will cover it and it will slowly build momentum.

If it gets bad reviews? Well..

Garnigal is the Chad broadcast... All others are virgin streamers!!

>>386138497
PATCH IN TWO HOURS LADS

Funny Easter Egg found: Double left-click x3 on the portrait of the party member at the top-right of your screen.

>>386140053
It's either non existent, really limited, or has a chance to permanently destroy the character and turn them to ash.

>>386140053
I thought all dead characters go to the shrine and can be re-recruited.

>unusualcook is actually enjoying it
It actually looks pretty decent for a 20 years old game.

>>386139947
>He hasn't listened to dungeon synth
>He hasn't played anything released on DOS
>He doesn't prefer paint over photoshop
You sapes really are something you know

>>386140064
Steam only takes like 30%. Not half.

>>386140129
>He can't detect sarcasm on the Internet

>>386139947
the graphics weren't so retro when developement begun, 20 years ago

>>386140205
Nope you see its pretty hard to sense sarcasm in typed words you see.

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UH
OHHHHH

Game looks and seems to play worse than M&M6 for instance, so im really not that interested in it.

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is it fun?

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Well then. Guess I can't check on my character...

>>386139226
What the fuck is Cleve going to do, ki

>>386140294
>2013
Nani?

>>386140146
>forced 720p source
What year it is, 2045 ?

>>386140064
I kinda feel bad for those devs who put out their games for extremely low prices and then steam dishes out a 75%
That one thread was right

>4 years after promised date game gets released
>backers don't get any keys

what a cruel joke
that's what you get for believing

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The 90's aesthetics is so strong in this game. Especially when this game took over 20 years to make. It's so genuine.

>>386140356
It's actually demo that was shown in 2013.
IT'S NOT EVEN A FINISHED GAME

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>tfw you live in the best timeline

>>386140139
This, plus I doubt this will suddenly make dungeon crawlers as popular as more modern games. This was always going to be a niche game.

>>386140345
>sape computers can't run the game
naturally

>>386140389
>I kinda feel bad for those devs who put out their games for extremely low prices and then steam dishes out a 75%
>That one thread was right
Wat

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>2 bandits
>almost dead
>bandit calls 6 friends

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>dude levels up
>scripted encounter is snake + rat instead of just snake

Holy shit if this game has Oblivion-style level scaling the that'll be the cherry on top of the shit pie.

>>386140389
wait, what thread?

>>386140154

Holy shit...this is the funniest thing I've seen for a while, nicely-played Cleve.

Hey, has anyone been able to get a Naga Assassin? It seems the game allows for career choices based on original rolls but getting even a 27 on 4d8 isn't enough...

>>386140389
Got to value your product.

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>>386140348

I just downloaded it and my mouse cursor in the game is slow and wobbly as fuck.

>>386140429
libsapes btfo yet again!

>>386140304
>elf boob grab
l-lewd! more?

>>386140489
What is it?

>>386140442
Arabs always call their cousins in a fight

>>386140491
I think Assassin, Templar and Jester are later game classes unless you pick the right race and roll realy well. (you can like roll Templar with Durendil's but Codexers said they had little to no equipment options early game)
Naga Berserkers are kickass though, thanks to the natural AC.

>>386139826

Is this the megalink?

Is it safe?

>>386140523
Upgrade your toaster.

>>386140491
Aren't they secondary classes you level up to later (at level 10)?

A heedie hidey ho!

>>386140304
The way the creamy substances are painted looks familiar.
Is that Polyle?

>>386140523
Try deleting game.cfg and relaunch, seemed to fix it for me

>>386140623
Well, not exactly. I was able to grab a dwarf metal smith and desu it seems to definitely be based on rolls. I've rolled up to 28 and still no beans.

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>>386138765
>>386138848

I'm actually convinced what he released is just a slightly debugged version of the demo. Plus the fact that he says he's getting manuals out next week. Oh yeah so that time he played Stalker instead of working on manuals was completely fine. Cleve is such a fucking waste of life.

>>386140523
Try lowering your mouse polling rate, Cleve is working on fix.

>>386140652
not him, but the game seems to pause the mouse when doing animations as is moves/plays what the mouse did after it finished with anything but single-step. it's barely a passing grade in high-school coding right there

>>386140751
>version of the demo
If that's the case Codexers will know in like 2-3 days since there are people there who finished the demo.

Just got one hit by a granite eating snake :(

This game is not shovelware. It's not a casual game. It's not trying to appeal to a wider audience to make more money by dumbing down to lowest common denominator. Coming from a society that has dumbed down everything to cater to them since the day they were born, many newbs will wonder what the fuss is all about. Grimoire is for elite connoisseurs of computer roleplaying games with very refined tastes. If you don't think a game like Grimoire is worth $1000, much less $40 then you probably are not a fan of these kinds of games. You are welcome to look on the Steam store, on GOG, on Humble Bundle or anywhere on the internet to find a similar game. You won't find it because it doesn't exist. Even the Wizardry titles are just pale shadows of Grimoire now, they are forerunners but Grimoire gets it all right. Grimoire is the gold standard for these sorts of games. People who believe this was going to be just another blobber will discover they were sorely mistaken. Grimoire is the first and possibly last game of this calibre, at least until Grimoire II arrives.

P.S. After what is likely an opening discount, Grimoire will never be discounted or put on sale ever again. You will never see Grimoire sold for $15 but in 8 years you might see it down to $20. In the meantime, I guess you won't be playing this game if you're not respectful enough to pay what it is worth as product. I am amazed at the shovelware people pay $50 for without thinking but believe because Grimoire has an old fashioned aesthetic it must be worth less that those titles. Neanderthals have an older aesthetic too ... 300 pounds of muscle, six foot tall with an 1800 cc brain and the ability to see in the dark. I don't know that this implies they were inferior to modern people.

>>386138497
More like he worked on it 23 days, this is a mess

>>386140772
It's a problem with the scaling. There are no mouse bugs when it isn't scaled to fit. Cleve is aware and working on fix.

Well I rolled a nat 30 / 32 and there's no assassin select so should I just pick thief? Lol.

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>>386140751
>I'm actually convinced what he released is just a slightly debugged version of the demo.
Because he did. Check the fucking exe.
-> >>386140294

>>386140838
Good point. They are like the only known humans that finished it. I put in like 10 hours or so into myself but stopped playing because mostly it just wasn't that fun and I love this kind of game. It was also horribly buggy crashing incessantly. Cleve has proved to me he's an incompetent coder even though he fashions himself as the second coming.

>>386140845
Amazing marketing strategy Clive, I will just pirate your game then

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>>386140838
>>386140751
Fuck man that's probably what he's doing, he'll wait until people notice and then he'll be like oh shit, I accidentally uploaded the demo instead of the full game

>not dolphin porn
4chan is dead

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>>386140908
everything's a mess. look at the shit font and even worse font in the list to the bottom right. what the fuck is that even?

>>386140965
He just forgot to change the name of the exe. I can confirm that I'm well beyond the demo portion of the game.

>>386140965
It's twice the size of the demo you retarded sape.

>>386141059
That's a weird hummingbird

>>386141059
It's a ?HUMMINGBIRD?, anon.

Honestly seems like TOO much content desu.

How can you focus when there's so many party members to choose.

>>386140091
Well, the RPG elements, character development, exploration and loot are definitely all better than in Skyrin

>>386141059
Your screenshot is bad.

>>386139947
It actually looks good. It's not pixelated nonsense that you see from many cash cow attempts lately. I'm not saying it's the best looking pixelart ever, but it is pixelart nontheless, and it's quite good at that. Especially once you get out of the starter area, and see some of the better models.

>>386139872
steam takes 30%

>>386141059
Grimoire is obviously not for you.

>>386141059
Cleve proves as both a designer and coder he should not be left to his own devices. I'm sure if he had some sort of management that barreled down on him it would be passable but without what we get is the shit he released.

Watching unusualcook's stream this actually does look like a pretty fun oldschool dungeon crawler.
Probably gonna buy it when I get home from work, definitely doesn't look like the shitty meme game people made it out to be

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>>386141157
that's the actual resolution of the game though. if it was in a window it'd be impossible to see anything
It also crashed from just walking around a little

Reminder that the people trying to get you to pirate this game are literal SJW goons and failed game modders.

>>386140636
virustotal didn't find any viruses in any of the 3 executable files in the folder

>>386141164
That's why I said roughly

>>386141179
If he had some management that barreled down on him the game would've been released ages ago

>>386140751
What made him choose precisely STALKERS? Hmmm...

Patch is out:

http://steamcommunity.com/games/650670/announcements/detail/1444946018259466626

>Bug encountered clicking GPC portraits on some machines
>Bug encountered when modifying "SCALE" setting
>Bug encountered with music volumes (this may or may not be fixed)

>If you have a savegame going and you don't want to uninstall your current game, you can just delete your "game.cfg" file in your Steam common folder if you can find it.

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It took him this long to release, how long till he patches it?

Wait is link in the OP real and safe to download?

>>386141225
It's an average game, but its buggy, made by the most pretentious fuck of this century and is priced -at least- twice as expensive as it has any right to

>>386141338
Hope you got another decade to kill.

>Steam reviews mixed right now due to bugs and a lack of a manual

GRIMWAH IS KILL, I REPEAT GRIMWAH IS KILL

The names for unidentified enemies are pure gold, if you're reading this Cleve, props

>>386141338

>>386141313

>>386139036
Check your sanity privilege

>>386141313
>first sentence
>Sapiens thinks if you have a clinically tested IQ of 183 it means you're better at solving the jumble in the newspaper. This is what Sapiens actually believes.
KEK

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>>386141313
>Sapiens thinks if you have a clinically tested IQ of 183 it means you're better at solving the jumble in the newspaper. This is what Sapiens actually believes.

>Sapiens thinks if you have a clinically tested IQ of 183 it means you're better at solving the jumble in the newspaper. This is what Sapiens actually believes.

There are other things you can do with a super powered atomic brain nearly 6 full derivatives greater than the intellectual distance between the ordinary man and Koko the Sign Language Gorilla.

An ordinary man might be delirious and babbling after 72 hours without sleep, these bug reports forced me to bring on another 0.002% of my brain capacity to solve them with a few keystrokes and upload a new binary to Steam.
BASED CLEVE

>>386141313
Alright, I'm kinda impressed now.

>>386141426
>>386141313

>There are other things you can do with a super powered atomic brain nearly 6 full derivatives greater than the intellectual distance between the ordinary man and Koko the Sign Language Gorilla.

>An ordinary man might be delirious and babbling after 72 hours without sleep, these bug reports forced me to bring on another 0.002% of my brain capacity to solve them with a few keystrokes and upload a new binary to Steam.

I don't know anything about this dev but goddamn, I'm intrigued.

>>386141313
That's fucking impressive.

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>>386141426
>the overfed neanderthal still believes in "IQ measurements"
Really updates my journal. Also don't forget to tag his magnum opus as "AYY DIDDY DAY DIDDY ROW".

>>386141508
Can't tell if he's a cunt or a funny guy.
I'm betting on the former.

Does unusualcook just have a shitty party or are all party members this weak?

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>>386141313
>If you have a savegame going and you don't want to uninstall your current game, you can just delete your "game.cfg" file in your Steam common folder if you can find it.


Gotta love how even in a patch note Cleve can be condescending still.

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>>386141313
>these meager problems are so below me
>(this might not fix the issue)

>>386141352
Yes

>>386141627
He's the latter. The whole thal/sape thing is a troll.

>>386139226
Yeah ok whatever you say but I'm still downloading the MEGA link fuck Cle

>>386139557
it's a luck stat afaik, it also adds the possibility of a save roll that prevents your party member from dying, a sort of 2nd wind.

>>386141313
Anyone have the mega for the patched version?

>>386138945
DAVAJ EGO CHIKI BRIKI AV DAMKE

>>386141628
game is actually hard

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>Excited to play it
>Download it
>Realize I could just be playing Wizardry 7 instead
Why did I even bother being excited for this? I knew it was gonna be shit from the get go.

>>386141627
Cleve is an acquired taste and an internet troll for the past 3 decades. You really need to read some of his best-of copypasta hits.

I've downloaded OP's link and the game open stuck in a black window, any fixes?

>>386141313
Wow, now that his autism is pointed towards supporting his game post-release, it's probably worth the cost of entry.

>>386141850
you just got virus'd kiddo

>>386138497
MASSIVE INCLINE

Where's MEGAanon from the last thread? We need the new update bucko

>>386141313
I wonder if he had the patch ready to go and was just waiting for a couple of bug reports to come in, to show himself as some godtier dev who fixes shit within the hour.

>>386141313
>I want you to know if my back is ever in the corner again I am more than willing to bring on as much as 0.005% of my brain power online to fix the game and keep the troops fighting. Any time not spent playing Grimoire is wasted playing life, which will never give you any Perk Keys like Grimoire does. Remember that.

Why is he such an asshole?

>>386141628
I think he's actually got a decent party it's just that these games can be balls hard and show little to no mercy.

>>386141807
>Not playing the trendy meme game everybody is talking about
I bet you'll replay Galaxy 1 at Odysseys launch sape

>>386141959
You would be too if you were the last living Neanderthal.

>>386141959
He's an aussie.

>>386141959
He's not an asshole you sape faggot. He's funny.

this isn't a game for the critics for the sapes

who /thal/ here

>>386138497
I bought the game on steam,

what kinda party is everyone running?
do certain classes stack better?

>>386141935
This game is gonna be impossible to pirate with all the updates he's gonna do.

>>386141959
He has an ego that matches that of Chris Chan. He doesn't seem to understand that it's pathetic that it took him 20+ years to release. In his mind your the lucky one that he even chose to release it.

>20 years development to perfect and polish the ultimate game
>it's just as filled with bugs as your average early access game
Nice job Cleve

>>386138619
You're missing a gameplay element. You can create a library of 100 characters you then select 8 from to start you party. Part of the game is rolling and making a large number of characters that you then only choose a few from to playthrough with. You can also swap them in and out for fun/gameplay reasons.

If you roll for enough characters you'll get big rolls on enough of them to play with. And rerolling and recreating them if you want is a part of the gameplay of building a big chracter library that you curate and cull.

>>386142031
The only funny joke he's ever made is the price of this game you neanderthal

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Why bother playing it anyway? You can tell it's mediocre at the very best.

Also, what is Clove going to do now?

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>Make a mediocre Wizardry 7 clone
>Realize you gotta have a gimmick to sell it
>Delay it 20 years
>viral market it to shit and make yourself a meme
>????
>Profit!

>>386142185
Because I want to be a part of it. I want to say "I played Grimoire".

But yeah, it's as mediocre as you could expect.

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Is there any way to fix the disappearing corner issue? This is massively disorienting.

What's the difference between smash, thrust, and swing?

>>386142185
Cleve has already announced work on a Japanese romance sim.

>>386142136
But is he genuinely that conceited or is it a jape?

>>386142303
it's a joke

>>386142279
Top o' the kek to you, lad.

the game has been patched, can someone up the fixed version?

>>386142215
Ah, the long con. Works every time. Unless you're associated with Gearbox.

>>386142271
Turn off transition animations in options.

>>386141313
Anyone here dare to use 0.002% of their brain power to upload the new patch somewhere?

>>386142303
Anyone who thinks he's serious is new as fuck.

>>386142326
Is it though?

>>386142175
You know what, that could actually be kinda neat. Gives me an idea for a Princess Maker type game where you'd play as the headmaster of an adventuring school, teaching and raising your parties and then sending them out, or something like that.

>>386142278
Bludgeon, pierce, and cutting. Different types of damage that work better on different enemies.

>>386141959
>funniest shit ever
>nuh-uh he's just an asshole
Neofag please.

>>386142435
he's definitely joking, but he's also definitely autistic on some level. His whole sap/thal bullshit is one big running gag.

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Christ. This interface is fucking awful!!! This wouldn't have been acceptable even if it were released 20 years ago.

>>386142439
Can it be an all girls school?
Can I send my cute girls to horrible dungeons to be destroyed?

>>386142527
>This wouldn't have been acceptable even if it were released 20 years ago.
underageb&

>>386142439
Be happy to play it in 24 years. Good luck anon. Actually a neat idea

Horrible game. Looks crude and amateur even by the standards of the late 80's. But all that could be forgiven if the gameplay wasn't so tedious and clunky or that it wouldn't have more bugs than Starship Troopers. Crashes practically everywhere, in combat, half the time the option to 'fight' doesn't even exist. I loved Might and Magic series and Gold Box and was never close to Wizardry, but I got a lot out of Wiz 7 and 8 and hoped this would have been close to that. For the price the Dev is charging for a game in the state it is now, it is daylight robbery.

I can't recommend this game for more than 30 EUR... Perhaps 5 EUR.

And there seems to be missing some stuff...
It says 15 classes but half of them seem not be playable. for example Vaphyr should be able to be Assassin but he is not. Even Human who should be able to be nearly all classes (info says so) can only choose half classes. But perhaps there was some attribute rolling that narrowed it down, but that was not visible or changeable.

Anyway... not 30 EUR...

>>386142593
Nah, for real. Wizardry 7 has better interface than this and it was literally released in 1992

>>386142626
don't care

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Any of you niggas streaming this shit?

>>386142729
this

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r8 my party

>>386142727
woah... really makes you ponder...

>>386142568
Sure, why not. I literally just came up with this idea, so sky's the limit. Could even be a full h-game where you have to 'gather materials' from monsters. Though if I went with a big cast, CG sets would be a pain in the ass, and I don't really have any experience 3d modeling compared to drawing.

>>386142626
>implying you paid for it Sape

>>386142626
>For the price the Dev is charging for a game in the state it is now, it is daylight robbery.

Haven't played any Wizardry game but have beaten plenty of M&M titles, so naturally I was interested in this game until I saw the price. 35 dollars? Fucking seriously? I'd buy it for 10 or perhaps 15, but not 35.

Please tell me there will be modding capabilities for this

>>386142727
I cheated my rolls and you can play all classes as everything if your roll is high enough

>>386142729
>Wizardry 7 has better interface than this
pffft hahahaha

>>386139147
He will probably clear out 100k cash when its all said and done

SAD

>>386142764
Unusualcook on twitch is a cool guy

>>386142727
Play something more appropriate for your IQ like Wizardry.

Cheat Engine table when?

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Is it normal to be this bored? The music is ok though.

>>386142727
>what is wizardry
Classes have stat requirements

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Cleve singlehandedly saving PC gaming

>>386142727
It's common knowledge that attributes affect your class options and that some classes (assassin, templar, jester) can't be picked at start unless you pick the right race and get the right rolls.

>>386139974
But does attributes bonus kick in each time you level up?

>>386142824
There's no market in pandering to morons. I wouldn't want to make that kind of money.

Grimoire is an elite game that is unlike anything else up on the Steam store. I defy you to find anything like it in the thousands of games listed. I defy you to find a game like it on the planet. It's not even a Wizardry clone really - it's everything Wizardry should have been but never was.

I'm not competing with Sir-Tech any more. Amongst other reasons, they went bankrupt 17 years ago.

I'm not competing with anybody. Grimoire is the pinnacle of the peak of the summit of the incline. I could probably get 99.95 from a lot of people but I don't want to limit it just to the very elect of RPG players. I made a compromise and and priced it somewhere just under current AAA titles. The truth is there is not an AAA title you could buy nowadays that deserves to crawl up on a high chair and plant a kiss in the crack of Grimoire's ass when it comes to enjoyment, immersion and wonderful escape.

I say all this with confidence because I have been playing my game 12 hours a day for two months and I can assure you there has never been anything like it in all of recorded human history. It's the greatest thing ever to emerge from that genre. The fact is, people who enjoy that genre are considering it cheap at that price. If you are not a connoisseur of the genre then why would I amend anything in it to appeal to you? It's like saying Mozart needed more cowbell.

Trust what I am saying. Those of you who played the demo and got the scent of greatness will know the full game has achieved it. For whatever it lacks it has much more in abundance.

I was just playing Kublai Cathedral to check all the logic and was almost weeping tears of joy at how wonderfully told the story of everything is in the game. I had forgotten a lot of it and it was like reading the work of someone else.

>>386140845
>it's not a casual game
>tagged casual on Steam
(Also Memes, Nudity and Anime)

>>386142727
hello sape of double digit IQ

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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
homoerectus ULTIMATELY BTFO!

>>386142862
I really doubt that.

Reminder that you can probably make a decent game by yourself in less than 20 years starting now even if you have no experience in it whatsoever.

>>386142764
https://www.twitch
.tv/unusualcook

>>386142727
>But perhaps there was some attribute rolling that narrowed it down
nah. I rolled a 29/32 and I still couldn't access most of the classes.

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>>386142804
>Orb tank

>>386142824
Are you the guy who preordered M&M Racing?

>>386142804
>Urist
Dwarf/10

>>386138497
This is the worst combat system of all time.

Someone up the patched version

>>386142903
Nah, this game is pretty boring. Will be fun to see Cleve react to the critics, though.

>>386142824
This game is not shovelware. It's not a casual game. It's not trying to appeal to a wider audience to make more money by dumbing down to lowest common denominator. Coming from a society that has dumbed down everything to cater to them since the day they were born, many newbs will wonder what the fuss is all about. Grimoire is for elite connoisseurs of computer roleplaying games with very refined tastes. If you don't think a game like Grimoire is worth $1000, much less $40 then you probably are not a fan of these kinds of games. You are welcome to look on the Steam store, on GOG, on Humble Bundle or anywhere on the internet to find a similar game. You won't find it because it doesn't exist. Even the Wizardry titles are just pale shadows of Grimoire now, they are forerunners but Grimoire gets it all right. Grimoire is the gold standard for these sorts of games. People who believe this was going to be just another blobber will discover they were sorely mistaken. Grimoire is the first and possibly last game of this calibre, at least until Grimoire II arrives.

P.S. After what is likely an opening discount, Grimoire will never be discounted or put on sale ever again. You will never see Grimoire sold for $15 but in 8 years you might see it down to $20. In the meantime, I guess you won't be playing this game if you're not respectful enough to pay what it is worth as product. I am amazed at the shovelware people pay $50 for without thinking but believe because Grimoire has an old fashioned aesthetic it must be worth less that those titles. Neanderthals have an older aesthetic too ... 300 pounds of muscle, six foot tall with an 1800 cc brain and the ability to see in the dark. I don't know that this implies they were inferior to modern people.

>>386142626
The only bug I found is the black window one.

I'm playing on an ancient computer with ancient operating system,maybe that's why works.

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>>386141313
Alright, this fuck has earned his 35 bucks.

>only 3 saves
>overwriting
why

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>>386138765
>>386138848

>>386143001

Might & Magic, anon. Not the candy.

so how do I pirate Grimoire

>>386142991
They're meant to be secondary classes you level up into and prestige-class at level 10.

>>386143102
Oh, that's lame.

>>386142279
I think he was making a cripple girls reference.

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>Fullscreen and Scale
>Mouse Cursor tracks EXTREMELY slowly
What happened to fixing these pico issues cleve?

>>386143053

How to fix the black window bug?

>>386143186

Wait until someone uploads the patched version.

>>386143016
You're the worst combat system of all time.

How do I make a party?
I can only pick quick start with some already created people

>>386143186
https://mega.nz/#!sSJSWaRR!unyKs3fIDwLCjYgdMU_ZnufQIwX3NrsnnPx8mMX6cNM

>>386143186
First you fork out 33€ for Grimoire™.
Then you dress up as a Somalian and nig it for the high seas.
You'll make back your investment in a fortnight!

GAME CRASHING CONFIRMED
Also:
Failed Assert DEMO VERSION ENGAGE is the crash error
>demo
lmao

Is there any evidence this isnt just the superdemo repackaged other than the install size?

>>386143016
>Sape filtered
Grimoire is not for you

>>386143047
Refined and prestigious gentleman checking in!

the game is only like 40mb zipped, someone be a bro and just upload the patched version to mega already

>>386143278
Go to the library.
Dude there are only like five options

>>386143278
I believe the option is under Library.

>>386143278
'Library' on the main menu.

>>386143016
fuck off sape

The true sape filter is the Black Lich encounter from the end of the superdemo.

>>386143240
Have you got downloaded the patch?>>386142951
Try lowering mouse polling rates

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The fuck is up with all these faggots that are super angry that the game exists and keep insisting it is shit when it is clear they have never played it?

>>386143279
dont dl this, it's the broken version

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is that mega link full game? i'll review it

it's the least i can do for the last neanderthal

ALWAYS BET ON THAL

You wouldn't download a car.

>>386143443
It's the Thal aura. It sets the already unstable off into the deepend.

>>386143490
Yep, unpatched and fucky though

>>386143525
Yes I fucking would, give me my free Twingos

You know the game being buggy and unpolished was to be expected, but honestly I'm just astonished that it actually came out. I was fully expecting him to keep "polishing" it until he was found dead of a heart attack on his floor with no game even found on his computer.

Will upload the patched version in a sec, MEGA is giving me picoissues with it's sape-written nonfree javascript though so it might take a sec.

>>386143443
Nu-male Sapes gonna nu-male.

I just pirated the game and i hear banging outside my do

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>>386138765
Sweet Merciful Jesus, only Brink crashed harder and faster than that.

>>386143656
THAL'D

>>386143346
Someone here would have had to buy it first.

>>386143656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FPELc1wEvk

>>386143536
perfect

I downloaded this and it deleted system 31, I knew the file was too big to be true. What do /v/?

>>386143443
I'm glad this game exists especially because of all the drama surrounding it but it's pretty shit. Overall, I'm disappointed in the interface. I wish an actual good Dungeon Crawler came out.

>>386143525
I wouldn't download a car because I can't download a car.

what the hell was that ad thinking
>>386143632
Are you mocking Cleve's way of writing with this?
>>386143656
>gets kidnapped
>message still sends

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>wake up
>its out
NANI

>>386143761
To be fair, you can always refund it after getting the files.

>>386143639
Are there really people that are so angry that Cleve said something that is vaguely racist if you squint just right that they want him to fail?

>>386140845
nice blog post

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Where are the reviews?

>>386139963
>most profit is made within 24 hours

only if you fucking release your game on time and not at random after 5 or so delays on steam only