JOOST FUCKING CONFIRMED

preordering already
this is a joost thread now

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>>386136906
I think I am. I can see myself going dark in the lead up to this to avoid spoilers and getting the game day one. Though after TPP I'm probably going to be even more anxious as it gets closer to releasing.

Confirmed launch buy

by the time it's out she'll be an old hag

why do people like this horse face so much?

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WHAT IS THE FUCKING GAME.

WHAT IS IT.

>Do I shoot things?
>Is it an adventure game?
>First or third person? Fuckin' isometric even?
>Who do we actually play as? Multiple protags or just Reedus?
>Is anyone ever going to talk?
>Where's the gameplay Kojima
>Where is it?

Fucking Deep Down has more gameplay shown than Death Stranding for christ's sake.

JOOST fuck my shit up haha

>>386137825
What I don't understand is why people like her "acting"

>>386137825
shes pretty hot bro.

Someone post the webm of her amazing Mega Man skills

>>386137825
please don't bully my wife

>>386137841
STICKS
AND
ROPES

>>386137841
Third person open world with shooting things. Not sure if it will horror game style shooting or action game style though.

>>386137841
It's a hidden object game

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>>386137825
>>386138046

gays not welcome

>>386136906
the other girl looks better than her

>>386136906
woah

this scam again

nice move kojimbo

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if kojima shoehorns her in again i'm done, can't stand watching this thirsty slope put this horse face on a pedestal

>>386137841
Chill out, it's not like the game is coming out this year and you can pre-order it.

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Joosten is perfect

Btw, she and her friend Gab are streaming Until Dawn now:

https://www.twitch tv/gggablive

i want a gf

>>386137825
horse faces are cute

Oh god no.
Why does jokima like her so much?

I understand you're not getting shit for views on your channel gab or husband, but posting her will not help you.

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>>386139654

She's cute and makes good waifu

>>386137825
They're desperate nerds

>>386137841
It's an action game similar to the division and uncharted; third person

But distributors like Best Buy confirmed it to be a stealth game with horror elements. Aka, like mgsv. KJP refused to comment on the matter when the car went out of the bag

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>>386139802
Kill yourself.

>>386136906
>TFW Gosling, Durand & Elba will be in DS
Feels good man

>>386136906
No, why are you? You have no idea what the is like or about? And his last 2 games were unfinished/disappointing and canceled.

>>386139925
>This game is going to have more fap bait for girls and gays besides Mads
Color me surprised

THE JOOS IS LOOSE

what am I looking at

She's 6/10 at best, sucks at acting and sucks at fucking Megaman, aka one of the easiest fucking games on the NES.
I am convinced this thread is full of Kojimble's employees shilling this shit game.

>>386140248
Wipe your manboob sweat turbovirgin

You think Kojima and Mads tagteamed her?

>>386139654
She's just a 2-bit catalogue model Kojima is hoping to bang by shoving her into his games

>>386140476
unrikery

>>386139085

>>386139659 is right, fuck off kindly from here you Gabshill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOlN9WOvrUU

>hollywood obsessed faggotry

no im not excited. he will have to prove its good before i care.

>>386141757

I'm a Joostshill, if she wasn't playing with Gab, I wouldn't give two shits

>>386141757

Netherlands must be wiped clean.

>>386136906
Dropped.

>>386139802
she has "plz someone help me" eyes. Is she a prison of Japan?

>>386141757
Women were a mistake

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>>386136906
Ruined

I rather have Laura Bailey playing as Laura Bailey or Ashley bitch than this awful actress, what a fucking waste

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>>386142045

She's a prisoner of Kojima

>>386136906
Yeah when it's out by 2024.

Fucking disgusting is what they are.
Especially GaB. I have more respect for those Youtube Gaming twink streamers than her.

>>386142289
who is she and what did she do?

rip mike

I bet Kojima is blowing millions on her again.

>Get grade A well known male actors
>Get fem bojack horseman nobody outside people who played MGSV know about
Why

>>386142789
Males > females

>>386142665
A literally who that makes cookie cutter horror videos that needed a boost from her actor friend because otherwise she wouldn't get past 10k subs ezpz mate.

Also has donation buttons and Patreons out the ass because GOTTA SUPPORT THE LIL' GUYS AMIRITE XDDD

>>386142784
Only 5 Million like last time

>>386142789
She's a cheap Japanese model who does adverts in commercials. Plus fap bait

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>>386141757

>>386141757
what

>>386143459
see the video and you'll understand

>>386139925
for real?
With the addition of Reedus and Mads, this may be the hottest game ever made.

it'll suck lol

>>386142158
>Kojima opens the door to the room where he keeps her trapped
>"Joosto-chan, dikku suu desu" - Kojima
>"Kyaaaa!" - Joosten

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>>386144298

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>>386141757
Gab-chan...

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>>386144606
>having sympathy for someone that cares only about her $$$s

>It's a game
>with no gameplay
>just actors in mo-cap

>>386136906
Yeah the gameplay is looking gre-

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>>386138694
How dare you use the god Artour Babaev's face on such a shitty fucking comment

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>>386136906
> tfw it's going to be a VR game
Only richfags will be able to play this masterpiece.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-MJ1Nxjaos

>>386136906
oh cool, that girl has the sotc insignia. who is she?

>>386136906
Can someone explain to me why this white girl hangs around Kojima and shills his shit so got damn much? Are they lovers?

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Man as a Dutchman I have to say that I'm pretty ashamed.

We are a pretty small country and almost no one hears about us and our amazing women. And then the first time someone gets famous in the gaming industry. It's this average looking shit girl. Making it look like we just have average looking women.

Makes me pretty mad because we absolutely have the hottest women around and the only 2 known are fucking Melisandre from GoT and Joosten. Both shitty looking Dutch women.

>>386136906
Other than it being painstakingly obvious where is the proof? Again we're not retards, ofcourse she is going to be in it, we've all seen 'that image'(You know the one I'm on about) but why is this thread even here?

>>386145402

>melisandre
>shitty

Come on

>>386141757
tldr?
not watching 20 minutes of this shit

>>386145634

The internet called her out for making silly feminist comments while playing MGSV and she made a response video.

>>386145402
kankerhomo

>>386145634
GaB is crying because the internet hate machine is bullying her, she also reveals her insecurities while reading all the comments that were posted by aforementioned internet denizens.
I recommend you watch the video if you care about the drama.

Kojima just wants to fuck her so he puts her in everything

It couldn't be any more evident

>>386136906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqeut9OfOaY

>>386145402

send me dutch gf.

>a part of me still hopes for the ultimate ruse
I can't let go /v/

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>>386145971
>>386145402

like this

>>386145890
way too pure and perfect for this planet

>>386145402
Trust me, your country is so insignificant that nobody thinks anything about you.

>>386146075
This girls seems familiar.

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>>386146348
Oh, I remember now!

She has an asian bf.

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>>386141757
>tfw you want to protect her but she already has a boyfriend

>>386146424

She's almost as tall as her bf. i heard Dutch people are really tall.

>>386136906
She should do BLACKED.

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>>386145745
jee, why does her ass have such a low poly rate?

>>386146569
I'm 6'2/188cm and I'm considered small. It's not uncommon for dutch women to be just as tall as me. I'd say around ~20% might be taller than me.

The girl in the picture is 100% a small specimen though.

Dutch people also suffer from a serious case of "same-face". Joosten and those 2 girls in the pictures have a really copy paste face that you see on every dutch girl-next-door.

>>386141757
Maybe it's just the camera angle, or her getting older, but she is rapidly losing any appeal.

>>386136906
who's the fucking gremlin on the right?

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>>386146582

>>386138084
What's the difference between her and some other randomass google images girl?

>>386146968
Rude. That's not a gremlin

That's Jar Jar Binks

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>>386136906
Day1 buy for sure!

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REVERSE SNU SNU

>>386147102
>tiny hands

>>386146968

That's her ugly, triggered friend, Gab

>>386146791
>Dutch people also suffer from a serious case of "same-face". Joosten and those 2 girls in the pictures have a really copy paste face that you see on every dutch girl-next-door.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>386136906
LOOKS LIKE JOOSTPOSTING IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

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>>386147351

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>tfw master race chad stole your waifu

>>386145745
Fucking ugly nigger shit

>>386147426
at least she's not with an asian dude.

if she was I would shoot up a school.

>>386147426
I'm straight, but he is hot as fuck.

Is GurlGamer Gab in it tho?

Gosh she really rides on Joosten's fame, first the Phantom Pain video and now this.

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>>386147426
Anyone else remember Dean?

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>>386147426

>tfw cucked

>>386147426
6 months later she will be crying on Twitter about how all men are pigs and how he cheated on her a billion times.

Women are dumb.

>>386147709
Yesterday she forced her to stream Until Dawn with her even though they had like 20 minutes of time just to rack up donations

>>386147801
>Dean
was that the guy who tried to kickstart his own chad movie?

>>386147863
It's a picture from 2 years ago

>>386147863
t. nice guy

>>386147863
I am not even sure Stefanie has ever even had a boyfriend, I mean Kojima has always wanted her no doubt why she is back again

>>386148035
1 year ago she talked how much she wanted a husband or boyfriend.

Ouch.

>>386148035
>>386148170
dammit, what's the current status? I need to be angry at something.

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>>386147863
>"she deserves a nice guy like me"

>>386145402
>forgetting Famke

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>>386136906
giv joost gf

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>>386136906

Holy fuck what is wrong with right's eyes. She looks like a literal demon. Pic related.

>>386148480
>implying Famke is attractive

Spotted the american.

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who else here cries himself to sleep knowing that Joost isn't real?

>>386148369
>"all men are pigs"

>>386137841
>>Is anyone ever going to talk?
Nope it's literally MGSV 2.0 where the entire thing is pretentious cinematography from a wannabe Hollywood director. Kojima's a hack.

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>>386148674

She looks pretty real to me

>>386147426
that guy is her acquaintance from modeling and gay actually

>>386148146
Because most models make barely anything. Unless someone is a finalist on America's Next Top Model, their odds are pretty slim.

Kojima is offering guaranteed work and relevance.

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>TFW she sings again

>>386137825
Vocal minority.

>>386148915
You didn't like her theme?

Fuck you.

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Would you drink Joost's pee?

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>>386149034

She regularly bathes in it

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Okay but who will Troy Baker be playing?

The "Girl Next Door" is by design an average looking girl who is somehow sneakily extremely beautiful. It's like what the actual girl next door looks like in your mind's eye when you haven't seen her in a few years.

They typically will have inoffensive features and normal bodies, but when you analyze them they have flawless skin, super expressive features, etc

joost was a mistake

>>386149146
Troy Baker is a poor man's Matthew Mercer

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>>386149104
that looks more like chicken broth desu


man i wish i could drink Joost's bathwater

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>>386149016
The tune was good but her breathy shit-tier singing made it unlistenable.

>>386149339
I dunno. It gave it a more realistic feeling to me. As if the character was actually singing it, not some professional.

I liked it.

>>386137841
There is no game, Kojima is just using Sony's money to hang out with celebrities.

>>386137841
Its an action open world game and you can drive in vehicles. That's all Kojima has said so far. Also it has fog.

>>386149210
Ironic how Matthew Mercer only played the prisoner 12282

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>>386147801
How could I ever forget?

>>386138363
>It's a hidden object game
I unironically love those.

>>386145402
damn, i want to console her

and then she suck my dick

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>>386149210
>>386149146
But who is hotter?

>>386149450
I liked it. You sound like a wannabe music snob. Why don't you go back to /mu/ and jerk off to Neutral Milk Hotel with the rest of the faggots.

>>386149908
Meant for
>>386149339

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>>386147801
>>386149802
What happened to Dean?

>>386150009

He went crazy from the Joostflu

>>386136906
Fuck me she's so pretty

>>386150114
Joostcord parasites got him huh

>>386139802
Impressive 5head.

So how many times a week do you think she's cleaning jewjima's micro-penis?

>>386139802
Why does she always look so frightened

>>386150303

How does she look frightened?

>>386137083
Joost is a boys' name.

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>>386141757
>>386141880
>>386142096
>>386145802
>>386145843
>>386146925
You guys are so fucking stupid. That video is her explaining how virgin manchildren who have never touched a girl overreacted just cause she said made a little joke. You guys are as much a little bitch as the SJWs you claim to hate.

>>386145402
Hey, it I were you I'd be happy people give a shit about anyone from the netherlands. Even within Europe we don't give a shit about you guys.

>>386149891
It's funny because those two guys are really great friends.

>>386150504

t. gab

>>386145402
>our amazing women
If you like giants with a greasy blonde bun and a face like a farmer, yes.

>>386150584
>face like a farmer

That's eastern europe.

>>386150504
go back to your shitty isolated place Gab, no one cares about your shitty let's plays.

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>>386150504

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>>386145402
You have it bad? Try being Belgian.

>>386150549
So you're saying they've boned right?

>>386150504

Who said anything about ES JAY DOUBLE(YOU)S? I just want Netherlands destroyed.

>>386139802
She makes a good ambassador, I tell you no scandals.

>>386136906
The joost really be muthafuckin loose up in this bitch

>>386149891
I don't like wither, but I still respect Mercer because he doesn't think he's above anime and weeb video games and still goes to cons to interact with fans. Baker is Sony's bitch and thinks he's above the shit that got him where he is today.

>>386150504
t. Gabshill

>>386150898
>Baker is Sony's bitch and thinks he's above the shit that got him where he is today.

He is though. If you're getting paid more money to be in non weeb games then who on earth would do something for less money than he can get elsewhere?

>>386150774
One while acting out ocelot and the other is Mcree.

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>>386136906
>MGSV sucked
>MGSIV sucked
>MGS3, the last good game kojima made, was made in 2007, 10 years ago
>Kojima wasted absolute millions and had nothing to show for it for MGSV
>Wants nothing more than to use company cash to hang out with C list celebrities

Now that we're done talking about the awful director

>There is no information about the game, whatsoever
>there is no gameplay
>All we have to go on is that they have hired a C list celeb and a director who got fired for wasting money

No, OP, I am not excited.

>>386141757
Gab had such a more simpler life before autistic Joost virgins found her channel and started writing their toxic shit.

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>>386137825
Because only a virgin has 10/10 standards. Normal people have more reasonable standards. I'd rather have a Joost than dream about a supermodel that will never come.

Then there's also stuff about charm, that little something some women have, that has the faculty to age well, like a good wine, unlike beauty, which is like a flower that withers. Something adults realize at some point in their life.

Get recked underage virgin.

>>386145402
As a british dude living in NL I gotta ask why the fuck your women have such deep manly voices. They all sound like they smoke a pack a day, even the hot ones. Thank god i have a qt slav gf.

>>386149620
>Need for Silent Hills
I'd play it.

>>386150356
Look at her eyes.

>>386151293
I really hope Kojima bankrupts Sony. He's the only hope left of killing them.

>>386151219
>Stefania-Joosten-Feet-2034868.jpg
can someone remind me why footfags aren't banned on sight

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>>386151228
That's pretty funny considering I think all british women sound like mouses. You actually notice the pitch in their voices when they party in the city. (As you probably know there are a fuckton of british expats/tourist slags here)

British girls can be ok though. They add the much needed THICCness to the place.

>>386136906
Her eyes are perfect. Is she still streaming?

>>386151219
>I'd rather have a Joost than dream about a supermodel that will never come.

Except you're still fantasizing about a woman that will never think or care about you.

Confirmed as what?

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wtf netherlands suck?

>>386151206
I don't think she even cares about them anymore, keep shilling her shitty YT channel for attention pal.

This game is just going to become a giant circle jerk of Kojima and his friends making some pretentiously convoluted story game.

It'll be mediocre at best because there was no previously great games preceding it to set a stable foundation for which people could easily shake off any shortcomings the game may have.

>>386151425
Oh i wasn't really criticizing, just find it super weird how deep dutch girls' voices are, all I feel when I hear british women's voices is a desire to murder them, they're shrill and can't fucking pronounce anything.
Well, posh ones are ok but chav cunts are the fucking worst.
Also the worst thing about living in NL is seeing other english people, I fucking hate those cunts, seriously considering moving to MAGAland after brexit.

>>386151656
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_video_games_developed_in_Belgium

>>386151771
Fuck yeah Larian. Their office has a bar with a shitload of different nice beers since it's belgium niggas.

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>TPP comes out
>force your successful "friend" to be in your video to get more people to watch your shit
>the channel blows up and goes viral
>DS is nearing it's release
>out of the blue force your successful "friend" to be in your video AGAIN to get the clicks
>to this day she sits on Twitch desperately whoring out for donations
What a horrible person.

>>386151656
Don't forget Horizon: Zero Dawn. The game that Kojima got the engine of and stuff.

Guerilla Games' based in The Netherlands.

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>>386142142
>that pic

>>386149210
How the tables have turned

>>386151401

Why would you want a company to die so badly? What is it that bothers you so much? Is /v/ culture so ingrained in you that you sincerely want to watch a company crash and burn just so you can meme about it?

If we're gonna go with that, I'd rather meme about the whole industry crashing. Obviously I am a Sony fan, but I cannot imagine wanting another company to fail. If anything, I want Nintendo and Microsoft to hit a jackpot so that Sony might improve to compete

>>386141757
wow, didn't even know about any of this. i don't play mgs, 'cause it's a shit series, but i remember watching one this girl's videos before. you faggots really sperged out about nothing. guess that's typical though.

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>>386136906

FUCK YOU KOJIMA JUST FUCK HER AND GET OVER IT! STOP PUTTING BITCHES YOU WANNA FUCK INTO YOUR GAMES!!!

>>386152047

If you make it less over the top and more subtle, you could actually attempt to write something hurtful from that

>>386137841
We've seen those ropes in trailers already and can understand what they do with minimal speculation.

Seems characters can attach themselves to others, either to steal something from them that can make you stronger, like in the first trailer where Norman Reedus saves his life and the baby's by killing every living thing in the sea, or when Mads keeps his henchmen close as healthpacks, or to help someone, like in the second where the fatty wants to protect the baby. It can help, it can kill.

There you go, this is the gameplay.

>>386136906
Is that her friend that hates her for looking better than her?

Women are mentally ill.

>>386151584
Except I'm not fantasizing. There goes your argument I guess.

>>386152614
>t. gab

>>386152493
Not him but Sony are a fucking garbage company and watching them collapse would be great.
I don't understand how they get away selling $100 chink panels as $5,000 televisions.
Also Sony don't do 'improve to compete', they just keep churning out the same old shit, just look at their phone business. As for games, the PSX and PS2 were great, but since consoles became less about games and more about multimedia shit i'm just not interested in any of them anymore.

>>386152493
Sony past 4 years has been pandering to cancer like Activision and EA bribing them with loads of money. They can go fuck themselves for all I care.

>>386152493
I'm not just talking about PlayStation you blind fucking retard. Sony as a whole is complete shit. Movie business is probably the worst.

>>386137595
Go dark now then, because if he follows tradition, the first two trailers are made of 75% of the cutscenes in this game.

>>386137841
>>>Do I shoot things?
>>Is it an adventure game?
>>First or third person? Fuckin' isometric even?
>>Who do we actually play as? Multiple protags or just Reedus?
>>Is anyone ever going to talk?
>>Where's the gameplay Kojima
>>Where is it?

Find out next year.

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>those crazy as fuck eyes

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>>386152570

>>386151656
Toki Tori is great, though.

>>386148803
The fox engine is god tier

>>386148803
2qt

Would you fug Gab?

>>386153335
>when your friend is prettier than you

>>386153696
If you're gonna stick a dick inside a crazy, atleast do it inside a cute crazy.

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>imagine being a snubby nosed nippon schoolboy who has a teacher that looks like this

Kojima is overrated.

>>386152841
You could replace Sony with any other company name and this would still be true. What you're angry at is the market not Sony.

>>386154027
She is a 9/10 for Japanese standards. But 3/10 for Dutch standards.

A serious comment.

Is Kojima secretly in love with Joosten?

Not even meming or joking. He went to fucking Amsterdam and started a studio in the Netherlands out of nowhere. Does he want to try and learn Dutch or something in a weird Japanese "confess your love" kind of way?

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>>386136906
Id like to think that, when they go out, because Joost is so obviously pretty, that no one aproaches her and goes right for Gab instead, and then later Joost has to lay awake in the dark and hear Gab getting slammed fucking hard by the new lad of the night and shes just drunk and gaspily shouting out "i-im cumming!!1!" over and over whilst Joost curls into the fetal position alone for another night again. Thats what i think goes down.

>>386151219
>Normal people have more reasonable standards. I'd rather have a Joost than dream about a supermodel that will never come.

Damn bruh are you insulting her or complementing her

>>386154749
The only difference between these two is that joost is better at applying make-up and making cute faces. She is trained to do that. She isn't a very attractive woman naturally or anything.

>>386145402
>I like germanic manly women

Dutch girls are awful and boring, date a Pole or something instead.

>>386154498
he's just a beta with a budget

>>386154498
I think he's just branching out and has stopped being obsessed with Americans. Now he's moved on to Europe.

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>>386155212
>date a pole

But no seriously. Polish women have a too roundish head to be really good looking. Also Catholicism fucks them up. At best they are more submissive, but I wouldn't really call them "lively"

>>386145402
I am going to Amsterdam in like a month's time, are the hookers in the RLD worth the euros?

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501872322847.webm

Daily reminder.

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>>386154749
Gab is married tho.

>>386155461
>religious being a bad thing in a girl
>preferring masculine heads

don't reply to me ever again for the next 5 minutes

>>386146753
>>386147451
Gays not welcome

>>386154498
The Dutch and Japanese have some special kinds of relationships. Like the French with Maghreb or UK with India. Look up history.

Not saying it's that, but it's clearly a factor. If anything it may explain what the fuck is Joosten doing in Japan to begin with.

>>386155475
hookers in the RLD are immigrants. They are not Dutch. They are very varied so there's probably one that is your taste. That said it's like 50 euro for 20 minutes and you have to pay "extra" for a lot of bullshit. So unless you want to just experience it one time to see how a hooker is in bed. You could just go to a club and get with someone. Amsterdam has more horny tourists than locals so mostly everyone is down to fuck in the bars etc.

>>386155604

To a fucking dweeb, too.

>>386154498
Wasn't there rumors of Kojima having problems with his wife right at the time when she was announced as Quiet? There is definitely something there, if it's full on cheating we will never know, but for sure it's something.

>>386155828
>have to pay "extra" for a lot of bullshit
Such as? If I just want a S&F can I just pay the 50

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>>386155828
do you just go up to someone and ask them if they are "down to fuck" as you so eloquently put it, or do you have to tell them you didn't want to spend money on a hooker so you came to a bar for an easier lay?

>>386155475
Just smoke some and meet people at the coffee shop they're probably there to have fun too

>>386156035
but I'm a sperg

>it's a /v/ argues about women from different european countries episode
I didn't realize I was on IGN in 2003

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>ywn wake up to this

>>386156035
Oh yeah you know I'm going to the coffeeshops like every day while there for real

Can I smoke up and go to check out a museum HIGH? Or is that not allowed

>>386156031
>>386156181
I can't distinguish trolling from legit autism anymore so I'll reply seriously

Just go up to a girl (preferrably alone, it'd be pretty awkward if she's with lots of people) and talk to her, you obviously don't go there and tell her "duuuh i wanna fuck", after a little bit you'll see if she likes you being there or if you're annoying

>>386156009
Things like pulling her hair or her taking off her bra so that you can touch her tits. It depends on the girl but suck&fuck is the standard yeah assuming you only last 20 minutes.

>>386156031
>Go to club/bar.
>Walk up to dancing girl
>Dance behind her for 30 minutes
>Scream in her ear over the sound of music of she wants a drink
>If she agrees give a compliment about her hair or eyes
>Ask her if she wants to leave with you after 5 minutes of talking

This usually works as long as you stick to it autistically. If the girl rejects the drink simply go to the next club/bar (They are next to each other) and try again.

>>386156302
>tfw you will never joos the Joos

>>386156345
It's allowed as long as you don't sperg out. If you're polite and chill I don't think anyone will give a fuck. I'm not sure of the ethicality of going to Anne Frank's house off your tits but whatever, that's for each person to decide themselves.

>>386156035
Smoke what?

>>386156345
No one cares, just don't smoke outside of the shops, someone might be annoyed, but everyone knows 99% of people are there to party so it's pretty normal to see drunk/stoned people everywhere

>>386147046
I wanna get cucked by Kojima.

>>386138369
I like but she looks horrible in that picture though, it might be the crappy quality.

>>386141757
SAD!

What's the difference between you and 14 year old girls worshipping pop idols again?

>>386156468
>>386156423
So the answer is you have no idea. Got it.

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>>386151219
>that strange discoloration around her armpits

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>>386156468
>dance behind her for 30 minutes

>>386156345
You can smoke weed everywhere unless they specifically have a sign that says "no smoking". You don't have to stay within a coffee shop as a literal autist smoking a joint in the corner. Buy the weed/pre-made joint and go smoke it while walking next to the canals or on your way to destinations.

Also coke/XTC aren't really enforced as well. Don't wave it in front of the police but you shouldn't be shy and not snort it in public or something. At most the police will take it away from you because you caused a commotion.

>>386156758
Idk I feel like I explained pretty clearly

>>386156786
seconds* fuck.

DUDE

>>386156904
WEED

CONFIRMED FOR WHAT THOUGH?

>>386136906
>pointing at herself during a selfie with another girl

stupid narcissistic horse faced bitch

only degenerates fall for him

>>386156904
>>386157196
DUDE VIRGINS

>>386147426
chad always wim baby

>>386151219
>I'd rather have a Joost than dream about a supermodel that will never come.

You know that Joosten is LITERALLY a model, right?

>>386156758
*takes huge bong rip*
*blows smoke in your face*

Dude, just chill the fuck out

>>386157296
He's pointing at the Kojima Productions logo, autismo

>horse lovers are on /v/ now

wew

>>386136906

Didn't the right one get triggered during a series of lets play videos because the YT comments were mean to her?

>>386157324
says the virgin talking to other virgins on a virgin message board

>>386157324
what is your problem? just smoke a bowl and chill

>>386157467
She made a video about MGSV with Joost, and in that video she got triggered because Quiet (which is literally Joost body scanned with bigger tits) set an unrealistic standard for women

>>386157698
Well she is right, it forces women to try and live up to the standards of breathing through your skin, being able to disappear and reappear at will, snipe objects from impossible distances and be able to heal instantly. It's absolutely disgusting.

>>386157893
Fuck off Gab

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>>386157431
>He's pointing at the Kojima Productions logo
Kojima only allows to leak insider info about DS if he gets something in return.

>>386136906

WE

>>386158371
WUZ

i love her so much <3

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Have you seen her music video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xFHfXLMk-4

>>386158467
PURE

>>386157698

Wat
If anyone has a right to get triggered by that it's Joost because it would be like someone having you in their game and they make your dick 5 times its size, it's kinda mean.

I think joost and gab are both cute they will be fantastic additions to my harem.

Pretty sure Joosten got yellowed bts.

>>386155638
nigger lovers also not welcome

>>386137841

Imagine if it's the most generic shooter but with a crazy ass story. I would be sad. I expect some gameplay innovations Kojimbo.

>>386151219
But bruh, she's literally not a "regular attractive girl" you see on the street. Her look is something that SPECIFICALLY only autists and nerds go for. Look at her. She's scrawny, awkward, and with a weird face. She has the aura of autism and weirdshit. Normies would ignore her or find her cute at best. I mean they'd still fuck her because she's decent, but they wouldn't obsess over her dorky ass

>>386152702
One is just wearing more make up than the other lmao. They're both 5 at BEST.

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>>386138752
>it's not like the game is coming out this year
> you can pre-order it.

Wait.....what....

ugly + narcissistic + horse genes + terrible acting + terrible va + literally filler of mgsv

>idiots like for some reason

>>386158526

Well at least she isn't listening to normie music but that video is pretty shit

>>386158986
>narcissistic
explain

>>386158807
You're probably the type to shitpost about BBC and white women fucking black men, fucking cuck

>>386158807
wrong

>>386158658
The funny thing is that she was 100% okay with it while the other girl was sperging out

>>386136906

She almost too cute to fuck, like a beautiful autistic sister you would not fuck but occasionally fap to before your sex drive lets you make a move and ruin your innocent relationship

>>386151205
pre-order plz! Kojima needs this money!

>>386145745
arguably the worst shop ive ever seen

>>386139802
She is a terrible actress.

>>386159265
>like a beautiful autistic sister you would not fuck but occasionally fap to
This hits too close to home. I remember the guilt after the first time I took a pair of her worn panties to smell and use.

>>386159368
nope, try again

>>386151425
Sauce? Also their tits sag incredibly fast.

>>386159368
So is David Hayter but that didn't stop Kojima putting him in all of the other MGS games.

>>386142665
She plays horror games, if its japanese she translates them, alot of the time shell forget translations
I like her channel but its probably not for everybody

>>386150215
Big foreheads are attractive if the rest is in tune with it.

Nearly every male/female model or people considered attractive have them.

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>>386159415

It's astouning how fast the human brain can bury this guilt though.
"Noo, this never happened, you would never do this"

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>>386159603
The thing is she's not even actress tier pretty. Who the hell are you kidding?

>>386159448
Breast lift surgery (implants or no implants) is an option. Just pay for it

>>386137841
WHERE THE FUCK IS DEEP DOWN THOUGH

>>386159415
Don't do this to me anon now i want to do it.

>>386148836
>any good looking guy is a homo

Oh you gays are adorable.

>>386159686

What's the story behind this?

>>386146424
Ab ins Gas Rassenmixer!

>>386159087
1)obviously trying to hard to get the attention he doesn't deserve
2)leeching of other people status
3)trying to be always in the foreground
4)dislikes other females
5)acting like a cute and shy person, in reality horse in disguise
6)trying to be the leader of mgs and replacing others
7)shows superiority in pics
8)trying to look good but botox is clearly visible
9)mgsv turned out to be a mess because of him

>>386159784
It's the best though. You should at least do it once.

>>386159881
my future probably

>>386159895

who are even talking about?

>>386159752
TGS

>>386160170
op

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>>386151205
>MGSIV

>>386160170
He's high as fuck doesn't even know

>>386155604
>lel, that 'nice' guy

Does she have to have sex on the job?

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>>386136906
Source?

I am excited though, so much that I am building my own John Sheffield.

Couldn't care less about that horse though.

>>386160685
In that big polygon post-mgsv interview kojima did he gave one of those smug "smile awkwardly while the translator giggles" answers when asked if Stafanie did anything extra for the game

>>386160892
yeah, I want a link.

>>386161259
Just google it. Last time I posted a polygon link everyone called me a shill

>>386141757
w
e
w

>>386159725
most actresses aren't 'actress tier' pretty these days anyways

>>386136906
gab a cute, A CUTE! to hell with horse face

>>386137841
Open world futuristic 3rd person shooter with time traveling elements.

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>>386161974

>>386136906
Kojima is a hack FUCKING CONFIRMED

How good is Kojima's English? On a scale of 1 to 10.

>>386137595
Reminder that this is the Sorrow

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>>386141757

Are we feeling sorry for this? Seriously? A spoiled bitch that thought she could get kirky comments and a bunch of views by shitting on the work of someone else, fucking Kojima's out of all people?

I hate neo-v

>>386162178
Yeah I start to believe this even more every day. Might start a new fresh Kojima is hack thread after this is over.

>>386162398

Kojima is a nigger and /v/ is full of virgins.

>>386162257
3/10

He can understand basic english but can't really reply in anything other than 1 or 2 word english sentences.

>>386162257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XQ8TQquuHM

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>>386141757

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8ZrxWNtbkY

>mfw

>>386136906
THANK YOU GOD IT'S ABSOLUTELY CONFIRMED REAL KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>386141757
>happy happy happy happy
is this autism

>Gab's eyes
jesus