>Argentinian student shoots herself in the head in the middle of the classroom
>they founds mgsV inside her backpack
Game is so bad it literally kills people
[spoilers]twist: she didnt die, she is in coma[/spoilers]
Source in spanish
https://www.clarin.com/sociedad/metal-gear-solid-juego-mochila-alumna-quiso-suicidarse_0_ByOmkSZDW.html
SOY NUCLEAR
BRO... IT'S ALL... A PART... OF THE RUSE
Jesus, Kojima's really going strong for the sequel premise
>herself
girl gamers really are fake, they don't even understand the concept of a high score
Ruse gone bad - real video
>>386135492
PAZ NO
>>386135492
>inb4 Caramel gets here
>>386136067
GUYS WHAT IFTHAT WAS CARAMEL
>>386136316
OH FUCK
>>386135492
>Chau mierdas, dejo un juego en la mochila. El que lo encuentre se lo queda.
What did she mean by this?
>>386136316
Story happened in March impossible unless this is his phantom...
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they are fucking everywhere
>>386137148
The game was found in her back pack
>>386137310
Day/month is inverted in argentina
It happened yesterday
>>386137390
argentina is full of jews actually
>>386137310
What if...
We are part of caramel's coma
Post yfw she wakes up from the coma after 9 years
>>386137559
Where I live in Capital, there's an entire area full of 'em. I wouldn't mind it at all if they didn't block the entire fucking street when going in groups anywhere.
>>386137693
holy fuck, didn't think of that
>>386137693
>>386137148
Sorta faithful translation would be:
>See ya pieces of shit. I'll leave a game in my backpack. Whoever finds it gets to keep it"
That's so brave of her. I don't think I have the courage to kill myself in front of my class. I'd be so embarrassed if I fucked that up.
>>386137756
>didn't block the entire fucking street when going in groups anywhere.
They've been doing that since the early medieval times if not earlier and wouldn't even make way for nobility or knights. And because they were money lenders and some in the employment of the local bishop or other authority they could get away with it.
>>386137874
>I'd be so embarrassed if I fucked that up.
Anon.... she's in a coma. Fucking lady could not even aim straight.
>>386137693
>PERO QUE COÑO
>>386138052
Sorry for being "that" guy, but a more local reaction would be stuff like
"Que carajo"
"Que mierda"
"La puta madre""Macri Gato!"
>>386138051
I wonder if she's going to be embarrassed when she wakes up
>>386135492
>twist: she didnt die, she is in coma
is she suffering from phantom pain that bad she's willing to emulate Venom? Fuck she's gonna wake up with no arm and an eye patch
>>386138164
She would wish she were dead if she sees what Konami further did to MGS
>>386138143
wow.
>>386138259
This shit happened yesterday, pretty sure she would be aware of it.
>>386135492
BRAVO KOJIMA
>>386138217And with 9 years of dick road in there
Maybe we should send her a card
>>386138526
I had a nightmare that I was a girl who woke out of a year long coma and found my hymen broke, it was quite terrifying
Tfw no qt Argentine-Mexican gamergirl gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2zFwHHF-2c
>>386138743
She's too loud for my taste. I prefer shy/introverted girls
>>386138743
I'm argie and that voice is fucking horrendously annoying. I'd stick to my normie girlfriends from uni rather than this.
>>386138897
Agreed, atleast here they tend to be nicer and more friendly once you know them enough.
>yfw she wakes up as big mama
>>386137693
all according to keikaku
If she was american she would be shot the clasroom instead of her
>>386137693
>kojima is god unironically
>>386138052
Argentina, not Cuba
>>386135492
MGSV was not that bad.