Why don't you have a Switch?

Currently it's just Wii U Remastered

>>386130889
You DO know they can only slip off when you push the buttons on the back, right?

Each controller has a release button.

>>386130889
Waiting for more games I'm interested in to come out.
By which I mean Odyssey and Fire Emblem Warriors.

Im not gay

>>386131292
On top of that, the side things push up, not down. Meaning that OP's gif could literally never happen, unless you were a retard holding it upside down.

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>>386130889
>nintendo products past the age of 12

>>386131292
>>386131685
Nintendo defence force in full action this morning.
LOL!

>>386131685
Well, actually, the main unit would slide down in that case if both controllers were released.

>>386131793
Is it really a defence force when they just prove OP wrong? With legit facts?

>>386132160
Look at the board you're on before asking reasonable questions in an obvious consolewar thread.

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>>386130889
biggest reason is that I can't afford one right now

smaller reasons in no particular order
the dock scratches the console
not many games yet
voice chat sucks (again)
you can't message people easily/no invite system (again)

The only reason I have to get one right now is Mario Kart 8 Deluxe.

>>386130889
Because it has no games that interest me. I don't like multiplayer.

>>386132215
Good point.

I almost bought one for Spla2n but I prefer to put it off till it has more games that I want

Because zelda is for grils and splatoon for little kids

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>>386130889
I'm waiting for GameCube VC or a Dolphin/Nintendont port. If we get neither then I guess I'm never getting a Switch.

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Fucking Gamestop...

I honestly know barely anything about the thing.

I know it has legend of zelda and 1 2 switch and splatoon.

What else does it even do other than play those three games?

>>386130889
Too expensive to be a dedicated handheld, too underpowered and lacking in software features to be a dedicated home console.

Like why would I pay $300 for a 32GB Switch when I can pay $250 for a 500GB PS4? Again why would I pay $300 for a Switch when I can pay $100 for a hacked 3DS?

>>386130889
Currently:
No smash
No kirby
No animal crossing
No mainline mario
No metroid
No starfox
Maybe by late 2018 it will have a nice library. As it is now it's embarassing to look at.

>>386132891
And no pokemon

>>386132965
And almost no 3rd party games

>>386130889
Planning on getting it during winter together mario and possibly burqa'd xenoblade

>>386131292
Someone post the webm of those reviewers detaching the controllers without pushing the buttons.

>>386131770
>I only play mature games because I'm a mature gamer
How are those "cinematic" games were you repeat the same mechanics for 6 hours holding up?

One good game

>>386133686
iirc, it was because the fat one dropped it in the parking lot, shearing the locking tabs clean off.

I was not gonna get one till mario came out but one day my wife just came home with one and a copy of zelda, It's been nice to have if only to let my friends feel it and tell if they like it, all these people on the fence would make a decision one way or another if given such a chance.

>>386133982
they unboxed it on stream and both of them had the same issue
either way, it's fucking retarded design to top slot the controllers

>>386133686
You mean the reviewers that literally broke the system.

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because i dont want to spend $400 for an outdated tablet and a port, an online service that is beaten by xbox live in the year 2000, and features locked behind $20 mcdonalds toys

bring me a nintendo client on pc and i will gladly buy zelda, mario, and pokemon

>>386131685
Think again, thoroughly this time, retard.

i got a switch and its just collecting dust

>>386134412
same. after beating zelda its just a dust and fingerprint magnet. couldn't care less about splatoon or arms.

it has no games

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>>386134153
https://youtu.be/pln9CL8eYTQ

>>386134153
Yea, they managed to get the controllers to slide off when they applied a large amount of pressure. One of them punched it off.

That's not what's happening in OP's gif. This argument is like saying "I don't trust bottlecaps on beer bottles cause they could slip off any second." You have to be trying to get them off for them to actually come off.

>>386134513
Can I have it?

I will give you some money to compensate you for Zelda if you bought it digitally.

>>386132776
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is fucking amazing if you skipped it on the WiiU. ARMS is a new Nintendo IP for once and it's decent.

Those are the biggest games, I'm also been playing Blaster Master Zero, FAST RMX, Bomberman R, Puyo Puyo Tetris and Mighty Gunvolt Burst.

The hybrid nature of the console is convenient as fuck in case you ever leave your house.

>>386130889
Nintendo games don't interest me. I'd play F-Zero and that's about it. Oh, and them locking the highest setting behind baby toys means I'll never buy another Nintendo console. I'm a difficultyfag.

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>>386134513
then why the h*ck did you buy it lol?

Not enough games for me yet

I love BoTW, and Mario Kart but I've never really been into Splatoon or Arms. Disgea looks neat tho desu

>>386135772
>I'm a difficultyfag.

nobody says that, shut up

>>386130889
i'm poor as fuck

it is my greatest failure

the lack of switch, i mean

>>386135882
I play on the highest setting ninety-five percent of the time. Kill yourself.

>>386136056
thats nice :)

Impossible to find at $299, especially here in maine

>>386131292
Calm down anon it's just a joke and it isn't even about you. Don't get too mad okay?

>>386135786
>the only game on there that isn't a port is Arms
You sure showed him!

>>386136478
What else is Puyo Tetris on?

>>386136380
If you are planning to get breath of the wild+dlc gamestop has a bundle up for preorder that costs the same as buying all of them separately.

>>386136560
Your mom's greasy vag.

>>386136580
S H I L L

>>386136580
Already played zelda on my wii u

>>386136478
>Splatoon 2
>FAST rmx
>Ports
Oh I see, you're just a Sony-cuck shitposter

>>386136560
3ds, wii u, vita, ps3 and 4, and xbone. Though only the switch and ps4 had releases outside of weeabland.

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>>386136748
port of a wii u game son

>>386137012
That's neo, not rmx

>>386137012
You don't know what a port is do you?

>>386137120
Just like mario kart 8 deluxe is a brand new game!

>>386133763
Tearaway isn't cinematic.

>>386137338
It's also shit.

>>386137386
Right up your alley.

>>386137296
I could say the same thing about literally any sequel, but to you, any nintendo related sequel is a port or rehash isn't it?

because it has 0 games I'm interested in, at all. On top of that I don't really care for the design choices they made. I held a joycon the other day and it's incredibly small, I was getting severe cramping in my left hand after maybe a half hour of trying to play splatoon 2 with a friend.

>>386137521
Expect it's not a sequel.

>>386130889
Why would I buy one now when in 2019 Nintendo will release an upgraded version and by then it will have a actual good library?
Never buy a console in its first year launch.

>>386137012
Alright, but Splatoon 2 is a sequel, isn't it?

>>386138014
Yes, that one is.

>>386136478
Portability, also Splatoon 2, Graceful Explosion Machine, Tumbleseed, Snek, and technically World of Goo, tetris and MK8*D* aren't ports...

>>386137591
How fat must you be to get cramps using the joycons?

>>386137591
just put the wrist strap on dummy!

>>386138172
MK8D is a port but not a direct port like the remasters on other systems.

>>386138230
not very, I just have big hands, the joycon reaches barely the first knuckle of my middle finger down to my waist when I lay it in my palm. It's pretty annoying. I liked the pro controller but that defeats the whole purpose of the console being portable.

>>386138446
>I liked the pro controller but that defeats the whole purpose of the console being portable.

no it doesn't...

>>386138446
>waist
kek, wrist.
>>386138248
I did, that was more of a safety precaution because I still remember the horrors of retards throwing their wiimotes out windows and through TVs.

>>386138446
>I just have big hands
Yeah and?
You're not alone in that regard you know. However it seems that this cramping issue is contained with fat fucks.
Also you're not meant to hold the joycons in your palm you retard.

>>386138502
If I wanted to drag around an enormous fucking controller on top of the already huge switch, I'd be much better suited just getting a gamepad for my phone and emulating shit on it.

>>386138630
How are you meant to hold them then? I don't really think holding them in some sort of retard's claw grip is the right way to hold them either. Certainly wasn't comfortable in the slightest when I tried, anyway. Palm was the only way remotely comfortable and it lead to pretty bad cramping.

>>386138631
Good luck emulation BotW and SMO on your phone

>>386138631
I dunno man pro controller gaming while it's mounted on a stand on my desk is pretty comfy. You could always just slot them into the grip...

>>386138863
I'd just emulate those at home. I'm sure with how fast CFW is progressing someone's got design docs somewhere and we'll see a release and rapid pace of progress just like cemu. And besides I don't know about you but if I'm out and about I usually don't have more than 15 minutes at a time to play a game and that doesn't seem anywhere near enough time to play a level in odyssey if E3 is an example.

>>386139004
>He think he'll be emulating Switch games within 5 years
kek

>>386139127
I mean we're emulating wii u games within 5 years. Kernel access already on the switch is comparable to the speed at which we had homebrew coming out for the PSP. Granted there were actual protections and it wasn't just a straight up no protection against piracy running unsigned fucking programs like on PSP 1.5

>>386139208
that's because CEMU is STOLEN

>>386132234
Fun fact. Microwaving cup noodles is a stupid idea. The Styrofoam cup releases a small amount of toxic chemicals into the soup if you microwave it, it's why you're suppose to put hot water in the cup.

>>386138631
>>386139004
>I don't want to carry a Switch pro controller with me
>I'll just emulate at home
Just play your Switch at home then, you serious nigga?

>>386139340
So? Point is it's still happening. Progress takes one breakthrough and then it's rapid from there on. look at PPSSPP, struggling to compete with JPCSP for years upon years, 2012 (or was it 2013?) rolls around and BAM compatibility running full speed at 4x native res in 85% of PSP games in a single update.

>>386130889
I'm waiting for a hardware revision that is smaller and more suitable for handheld play. Until then I'm sticking with the 3ds for my nintendo games.

>>386139421
The switch isn't really a worthwhile home system though. There's splatoon and that's about it for online games, right? I mean mario kart I guess, sure.

Everything I ever see about marketing for the switch leans into the portability of it and it definitely seems like the main selling point in advertisements too. If I'm at home I'm going to want to be on my PC or my PS4 or my xbone. A switch if I ever got one would pretty much just replace my 3DS, and it's way too big, and way too uncomfortable for that.

Because you can't pirate anything yet

>>386139208
You really think Nintendo hasn't up their security because of what happened with the Switch?
Kernal access isn't going to blow Switch emulation wide open
>>386139340
>>386139426
So, with stolen code they've progressed much faster with emulation than someone who has to make an emulator from the ground up

>>386139529
>Everything I ever see about marketing for the switch leans into the portability
There's literally no reason why any game would be better portable than at home
Zelda doesn't get better just because you can play it on the bus, it's still the same game no matter where you play it

>>386136440
> ''Reasons why i don't get a Switch''
> He shows me a .webm of a situation that could not happen.
> I merely told him that could never happen
> ''lol u mad''
?

>>386139529
That's the main reason I'm getting it, Last time I bought a handheld was the og ds.

>>386139753
>M E R E L Y P R E T E N D I N G

>>386134289
You say this like it means LITERALLY anything. All of this shit is just pointless buzzwords.

>>386139838
Very subtle.

>>386139529
Given that it just came out it has a pretty impressive selection of games

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>>386139873
why are nintendo autists so bad at defending nintendo? you people sound like bots, like schizophrenics, or like mentally disabled people. your posts always lie or say something completely unintelligible.

>>386140136
Yeah if the Wii U didn't already exist...

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>>386131292
>>386133686

>mfw the joycons started popping off the console easily without much pressure after only a MONTH of usage
>mfw the locking mechanism is so useless that the button is only facilitates taking them off
>mfw there are people that will actually defend this poorly designed chinkshit

I am so glad I sold mine.

>>386140342
As opposed to Sony autists who are pros and defending Sony?
Kek

>>386140368
hmm too bad the WiiU lacks portability

>>386140342
ironic

>>386140537
>m-muh sony boogayman
nigga videogames are rotting your brain neck yoself

>>386140729
I'm an idort, I'm just pointing out your stupidity
Stay triggered cuck

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>>386140537
>>386140696
>>386140793

original argument: nintendos online service is worse than xbox live and locks basic features behind amiibo toys

nintendo autist response: THOSE ARE BUZZWORDs!!!

>hurr ironic
>hurr sony
>hurr im idort im totally not a schizophrenic amiibo collector i swear guys

>>386140904
>"The Switch is just a tablet"
>"Stop using buzzwords to describe the Switch"
>"HURR DURR NINTENKEKS TRIGGERED"
>implying Sonybros aren't triggered when you compare their console to an underpowered PC

>>386130889
Nothing on it I want to play.

>>386138014
No it's a reskin of the first game

>>386141395
Just like every sequel?

>>386131170
This.
If nothing good comes out by next winter I'll just wait for emulation.

>>386137338
>mature games

>>386130889
Lacks good titles, never was really a Zelda fan.
Doesn't have mainstream titles like PUBG for the local urge to have a semi intense shoot out or Escape from Tarkov for the butt clench.
Or obscure funny titles with fast paced gameplay like PS4 has with titles similar to Yakuza 0

Now that they announced MH for a non Nintendo device I'll probably never get one

>>386140904
>it's ok when Sony and Microsoft charge for online when it's free on PC
>it's ok when Sony and Microsoft lock content behind microtransactions, season passes, and day 1 DLC
>Actually defending anything
kekkles

>>386141516
>emulating "nothing good"
That doesn't even make sense

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>>386130889

It cost my whole monthly income and I still have other needs.

>>386141875
>making only $300 a month, $400 if Canadian
Nigga get a better job

>>386130889
Nintendo has literally been steadily losing it's appeal to me. Breath of the Wild was incredibly mediocre and maybe the final nail in the coffin for Zelda as a series for me.

Rest of it looks totally meh. Nintendo should just opt out of the home console game and should've stuck with the 3DS.

>>386142004
botw would be better if it had more actual dungeons

>>386139873
>an outdated tablet and a port
it has poor hardware relative to other things out right now, and its primary selling point is a game that is also on wii u in identical form
>an online service that is beaten by xbox live in the year 2000
xbox live at its conception was more functional than nintendo network is now
>features locked behind $20 mcdonalds toys
amiibo

it is not other people's fault that you can't read, anon.

>>386141963

Sorry I live in Poland and thats how much I get for making phd studies. That more or less equivalent of minimal wage.

>>386140386
>things that didn't happen

>>386134558
was the tablet broken or the joycons?

>>386142125
>I called you a nigga and told you to get a better job
>You apologize for living in Poland and that you get paid peanuts trying to make something of yourself
I'm the real nigga here

>>386136560
almost fucking everything, i really don't know why you asked this.

>>386142369

Dont feel so bad, anon ;_;

>>386137724
>just wait 2 years bro!

What if you want to actually enjoy the games on it now?
Why wait for a revision when you can enjoy it now? Retarded

I have a PSP

>>386138446
Fat fuck confirmed. I'm a 6'3 grown ass man with everything proportionately sized and have no problem holding it comfortably

>>386135786
holy shit? it has the splatfest world premier? oh fuck, should have told me sooner, better buy one now.

>>386130889
>buying another console with the promise of possible games, again.
>big sacrifices for the sake of playing outside
>dated QoL design choices
>more jewery locked content
>awful, dated and limited online, that you also have to pay as well.
>badly design hardware that works against the owner
>limited space
>gimp ed games
>badly designed controllers
No, thank you, I'm better off just playing when I'm at home and with a better machine that can go above and beyond by sacrificing the novelty of playing video games outside.

>>386142819
there are no games out for it, so he'll live

>>386143320
Sounds like you're comparing a PS4 to a PC

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no gaems. Not a single one I can't play or just simply not interest me. Every good Nintendo game can be played on my PC.

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>>386142150

>things that actually happened

Fixed that for you.

Even the first impression of the Switch was that it looked and felt cheap, the attached joycons felt only loosly connected and the whole thing was creaky. I am disgusted by the build quality.

What were they thinking with the latch mechanism that is just a weak spring somewere in the rail? The button itself releases it, but so does a light push. How the fuck does it even work?

>>386140386
Should've just returned it and got a new one, I've had my Switch for nearly 5 months and don't have this issue

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>>386144273
I feel nothing for early adopters. I hope all 5M buyers see their Switch handhelds blow up in their faces after a year. I'm waiting a few years for the revision, as with everyone else with a brain. Nintendo isn't selling me on this mediocrity.

>>386144690
>I hope all 5M buyers see their Switch handhelds blow up in their faces after a year
When you grown up, maybe you won't be so angry for no reason

>>386144690
lol you sound poor

>>386137521
>he thinks Mario kart 8 deluxe is a sequel

Oh dear, anon...

>>386130889
Because I can't fucking find it in stores!

>>386144894
Not poor; I'm just not stupid like some people.

this thread is dumb

>>386145101
maybe spending money wouldn't be stupid to you if you weren't so poor...

>>386142316
Probably the joycons, but it's definitely cause this guy dropped it because I have mine next to me and I am pushing HARD and nothing is happening. I never experienced it but thought I'd just try. Maybe manufacturing variances but honestly I think its cause the retard dropped it

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>>386144690
i thought switch taiko would come out before PS4 taiko