ITT: Splatfests that will never happen

Bourgeois v Proletariat

>>386129320
>ITT: Splatfest that should NEVER happen
FTFY

>dude MEME AND MEMEY LMAO!!!!!!!!!! LE WACKY SHOW XD

>>386129320
DUDE REDDIT AND MEMEY

/a/ vs /v/

Uncut v cut

The home improvement industry vs the porn industry

>>386129320
Should went morty x summer

>>386129320
Does this show ever have a joke that's genuinely funny? I don't get the appeal

>>386129320
Whites vs Blacks

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>>386130082
>Delicious brown picks /a/
>Worst girl picks worst board

>>386130336
First season was fun because cool stuff happened and it was an interesting premise. Jokes happened but it was never this outright hilarious thing. Now it's just trash.

>>386129320
pepe vs reddit alien

>>386130442
This

>>386130516
autism

>>386129320
Overwatch vs TF2

>>386130390
how come it's never a communist that gets beaten up?

>>386130817
kys

>>386130817
Because Trump isn't a communist. Liberals want to hate anything they assume Trump sides with.

>>386130817
>nazism is an ideology based around hate
>communism is not
Plain and simple

>>386130390
>Shits on feminism throught an entire episode
>Jokes about how thinking that the use of certain offensive words has some sort of repercussion in society is retarded
>People only remember the punch a Nazi part which was way before lefties started to post and do that shit

>>386130817
because communism is an ideology that's well intentioned but never works because most communist leaders were super fucking evil, Nazis actively seeked out entire groups of people and sent them to death camps

>>386130817
People hate nazis more

>>386132489

You're right. Communism managed to kill far more people via stupidity and hubris.

>>386130442
How can they both pick /a/?

>>386130817
Because modern communism doesn't aim to have an effect that shows up negatively immediately. It takes time

>>386132489
Communism has killed an order of magnitude more people than nazism

>>386129320
Capcom vs Square Enix

>>386132489
So, Communism killed over 94,000,000 people with ... love?

>>386130817
Because communism is like Todd Howard
Would you beat up that adorable lying manlet?

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>>386132489
Read a book kid

>>386132728
Faux communism killed with stupidity.

>>386129320
>Furries should be exterminated
vs.
>Furries should be locked up

>>386130447
Yeah, this. Started as kind of Futurama meets South Park meets American Dad parody of Back to the Future and it was alright. After that though it became smug and shitty and tryhard.

>>386132575
WTF I LOVE REDDIT AND MEMEY NOW!!!

>>386129320
White race v. blacks, latinos and their allies.

>>386133097
>the one splatfest that gets everyone to side with Pearl

>>386130817
The jews are obviously behind this

>>386129320
I like this show, its alright. Most of you faggots only hate it cuz its popular.

>>386132575
reddit and memey is pro-feminist

Rick and Morty is the apotheosis of the representation of reality. It is somewhat like a psychedelic drug in the form of a cartoon show. Unlike other drugs, psychedelics does not sedate, it "awakes" users and expose them to reality unfiltered as possible from our senses. Watching Rick and Morty gives you the opportunity to espy and behold things present and existing in our reality that were there but we were never aware of before such as these philosophies shown in the video. Rick and Morty and some few shows (ex. Eric Andre, Mr. Robot, etc.) are psychedelic in nature while other shows are sedatives overdosing the masses with false joy and happiness. Nonetheless, too much psychedelic has the propensity to sedate. Anyways, you know what's better than watching Rick and Morty, boi? Watching it while tripping on psychedelics. I ponder that the ultimate purpose of this show is to be watched while heavily under the influence of psychedelic drugs, doing so might enable us to construe and assimilate what really is the message hidden within the show in all its nakedness and blinding glory. What do you think? Will tripping while watching it enlighten us with its light or will it bring unimaginable misery caused by its painfully piercing blinding light? Do you remember Plato's allegory of the cave? Watching this show while sober is but mere "shadows", illusions of a spectrum of colors and light, perhaps watching it in an altered state of consciousness might enable us to see pass through the shadows and enable us to only perceive, assimilate, and grasp the thoughts and ideas in their purest form that is being attempted to be conveyed by the creators through this cartoon show? Is Rick and Morty meant to be some thing more than a mere cartoon show, like a reminder that the natural state of humankind is nothing but suffering? Or... is Rick and Morty only meant to entertain people? Vagina?

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>>386133697
tldr

>>386133781
>being illiterate

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>>386133669
Dunno about the third episode, but the previous two didn't give me that idea. Specially the Gazorpazorp episode .

>>386129320
Libtards vs Conservabrains

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>>386132489
>trying to moralize political ideologies

Hate is a spook, brainlet.

>>386133954
Third season damnit.

>>386133954
There's a episode where they imply women don't have equal rights

>>386133697
>Eric Andre
>Psychadelic and enlightening.

Sure anon. Just look at the below example of raw reality made bare to our senses:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9B7BQWnZJs

>>386134027
Not just the third season

Fuck this reddit cuck show

>>386133991
Morality is for the weak

>>386130082
I want this

>>386129320
DUUUUDE SZECHUAN SAUCE!!! SO EPIC LOL XD

>>386132575
Silly anon, it's all "with us or against us" now! There's no such thing as an elaborate political view, you're either a nazi or a cuck

>>386129320
DFC vs cowtits

>>386132489
>>communism is not
did you miss the revolution part?

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>>386130390
>assault is ok when its against someone i disagree with

Liberals everyone

>>386135956
I know right cartoons need to be held to a higher standard

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>>386135956

>Democracy and equality

vs

>People should be gassed because of where their ancestors came from.

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>>386136321
You sir are a cuck

>>386137636

Such trenchant insight and flawless logic is exactly what I expect from /pol/

>>386136321
>Democracy and equality
that's already a platfest dumbass

>>386132602
You mean the groups that just years ago tried to lead a communist revolution and actively fuck up your country? The kikes asked for it.

>>386132489
>inb4 cultural revolution
>inb4 nazism isn't actually based on hate, but the belief that culture should be preserved by staying in your own ethnic state

>>386135683
>Callie being shocked

Nigga she would be way more into that than Marie

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>>386141347
>inb4 facts
>lol now if anyone says them I can pretend to be right

>>386132489
lol

>>386129320
Thank god R&M is fucking cancer.

>>386141972
What isn't these days?

>>386130817
Nazis are socialists which are basically less harmful communists.

>>386142217
there the same you fag

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>>386142098
Mick & Forty

>>386142272
>leftist education everyone

>>386133628
w-what game

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I unironically want a Jotaro vs DIO Splatfest if only for more memes like this.

>the OP is about video games but includes Rick and Morty somewhere in the picture
>the replies are mostly people complaining about R&M and unrelated politics

>>386130242

Was this an MXC episode?

>>386142627
rip man...
blue board

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Overwatch vs Talon.

>>386142387
Top right corner of image

>>386142743
>30 characters vs. 3
Lol OW sucks again

Suicide vs Suffering existence

>>386135683
you can't just reference the strawpoll and not link it.

http://www.strawpoll.me/563819

>>386136321
>implying the jews got gassed

>>386142914
>Talon has 3
>what is pic rel

some of the 20 aren't even Overwatch (Shimadas, Helix, Junkers, D.Va, etc.)

At least we get Turf War mode and Squid-themed skins on Overwatch in return.

>>386142868
ah my bad

>>386142713
that don't stop furries from posting their porn here though

>>386143273
They spoiler it.

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Heavy vs Pyro
;_;

What exactly is the point of these splatfests when it's obvious nobody will go with the gremlin regardless of the options?

>>386145095
Only assholes pick their side based on the idol

>>386130291
Honestly it would show if these things win based on the topic or the character backing what side. like no way anyone chooses Morty over Rick.

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hitler was based 1488

>>386142098
/pol/
National socialism

>>386142345
>rightist education everyone
Oh wait...

>>386146804
There is no rightist education everything is jews

>>386146984
>There is no rightist education
That was the joke you doable nigger

Unless there's a third leg, we'll never figure out what the best generation 1 starter is.

>>386147249
based

>>386129320
>STR vs AGI DEX

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>>386129320
im ready

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>>386129320
Little girls vs hags.
Sponsored by FBI.

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>>386143095
>over 21,000 people have shit taste

>>386148891
>Not Callie's armpits VS Marie's feet

>>386145095
>>386145313
and only assholes think Pearl isn't worth picking

>>386148891
Callie seems like a bigger footslut and is better drawn than Marie

The choice is clear here, gentlemen

>>386132489
>communism is not

Commie is built on jealousy and hatred for those got got gud at capitalism

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>>386129320

>>386129320
>>386129458
Goddam reddit. Get the fuck out.

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>>386151016
so what is that supposed to be, anyways?

>>386150665
Given the dozens of flavors Mountain Dew cranks out I think they would go for original ones

>>386151189
Fax machine

>>386149558
Boobs > Ass

Get over it nigger.

>>386151189
a fax machine, with candles for whatever reason. also covered in stickers?

>>386151265
>>386151295
Who's sending the fax though?

>>386151295
>>386151376
It's like a haunted Ouija Fax machine. They're "communing with the other side" which could just be someone next door, their producers, or ghosts.

>>386151189
Fax machine that somehow still picks up centuries old internet arguments. Inklings turned it into a festival after deciding it was too much effort to figure it out.

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>>386130390
>buddhist swastika on shirt
>nazi swastika on head

Feet vs Armpits

>>386130442
so best girl picks /v/?

>>386142310
12 oz Mouse was ahead of its time

>>386149321
Fuck off back to neofag pedophile

>>386132728
people die no matter who rules over them

>>386151809
not all at once

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>>386151783
>neofag
>pedophile
Good joke.

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>>386132602
>he believes in the death camp meme
I bet you also think that the earth isn't hollow, right dumbo?

>>386151992
Nice try neofag

>>386151890
mazbe someone had a heart attack and in russia heart attacks are like yawns, they spread from one person to another when someone sees another person having a heart attack and it killed only the good people who show empathy to other people and thats why there are so many bad people in russia today
just sayin

>anime vs cartoons

>>386130817
Because it's always a Saul Goldberg that produces these shows and Saul Goldberg never wants you to forget about the 6 gorillion

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>>386132602
>he believes in the Holocaust

HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE HOOO HOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO

>>386141796
I mean that comic did kind of have a good ass pull for that working on Hercules.

>>386152386
anime is cartoons retard

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>>386130589
>Shittalking planes that could fucking bomb your house.

>>386132602
>he believes in the Holohoax
lmaoooo

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/pol/ get the fuck out.

>>386152798
you first leftypol

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>>386132489
Horseshit nigger, Communism is literally an ideology for the violent sociopath failures of society who blame everything but themselves for their shit and want to kill everyone they don't like

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>>386132602
>he believes in the (((jewlehoax)))

KEK

>>386153001
Wow sounds just like fascism

>>386153001

Capitalists aren't people, anon

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>>386153113
It is facism, every Antifa faggot is literally just against someone with right wing politcal views in charge, they have no problem with a commie being the one murdering civilians and arresting anyone who criticizes them

>>386129320

>Axis vs Allies
>Union vs Confederates
>Rome vs Carthage
>Greece vs Troy

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>>386152929
>Implying
I care nothing for your faggot politics. Just kill each other already.

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fuck off /pol/ don't you have cartoons to re-edit with your horseshit

>Want to enjoy Splatoon 2 with /v/ like with 1
>Switches are impossible to find so I just have to wait
Heard it's pretty much 1 with some new gear which seem fine to me. Anyone upset with how little changed between the two games?

>>386153353
>>>/pol/

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>>386153035
>He frogposts

I'm looking forward to Callie and Marie v. Pearl and Marina

That will be all out war

>>386153546
Garrison is such an idiot. When people say "elite global bankers" they mean Jewish people.

>>386153730
It's such an obvious choice though, since pearl is so hideous.

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>>386151016
>tfw cucka-cola drinkers finally get whats coming to them

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>>386153759
>/pol/lacks
>people

>>386142712
Yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnfjK2qRZnk

>>386153001
>you want oven? low prices!

>>386153646
Nice try reddit, but only leftists fear based pepe

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>>386152554

>>386132489


>Your moronic post

Liberal arts only prepares you for macaroni paintings, doesn't it?

>>386154406
Blistering hatred and desire to purge a hideous abomination is distinguishable from fear.

>>386150665
pitting baja against pitch black

i love the color combo but its heavily one sided.

i would do voltage vs. code red

Posting the obligatory /v/ vs r/gaming

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This one

>>386129320

Jews vs Muslims

You pick the side you want to annihilate.

>>386154983
I could forgive this image if it weren't for the fact that it accuses me of liking doge. That's a shit meme and I'm glad that it's dead.

>>386154712
>what is survival instinct

Why is no one talking about the white ink?

>>386154983
Reminds me of I.M. Weasel and I.R. Baboon.

going blind vs going deaf

>>386149558
Awwwwwwww is nigger sad???

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>>386157669
it not ass versus tits anons it satsuki's ass versus ryoko's tits and clearly satsuki's ass beats ryoko's anything by a mile wide margin but when you have taste as shit as yours you can't realize that basic fact huh.

>>386159205
nigger