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What do you think will be the next splatfest?

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>people actually like mayo

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Mustard mustard race here.

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>>386127846
>using something that tastes like sucking on a gas main
I will never understand the mustard meme

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>>386127759
>People actually eat sugared fruit paste

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>>386127759
>Don't want to mayo in the face of your rivals.

>>386128057
>people actually eat

>>386128169
>people

>>386128057
At least it's not mayo.
It could be mayo vs. hitler and I'd still be anti-mayo.

>>386127619
September doesn't really give any clues, better question is what the Halloween themed splatfest will be

Both and also mustard
Only a retard would choose one over another when you can have them all

>>386127619

salt vs pepper

>>386127619
Sci-fi vs Fantasy

>>386128325
Salt is the clear winner

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>>386128307

this guy gets it

How many hours does the fest run for? Is it all day or just a short time like for ice cream vs cake?

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>eating condiments

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>>386127619
me vs you

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>>386128427

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>not frying everything and just drowning it in salt
lmao enjoy living to 90 you fucking idiots

>>386128423
24 hours

>>386127928
Wait a few years and maybe you understand once you've become an adult

>>386129194
>Mustardfags have no argument other than "y-you're probably underage!"
Truly the most plebeian people like mustard. Now it's confirmed.

>>386129597
>>386129194
>>386127928
>>386127846
Mustard's not even on the menu, you spergs

>>386127619
Collaboration with DC. Batman vs Superman.

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>this is weeb ketchupfag """""food"""""

>>386130612
That's because it already won

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>>386127759
Try adding a little to your food instead of eating the whole jar like boogis.

>>386129597
>one of the oldest hot spices know to Europeans
>also available as a sweet variant
>only acceptable options when it comes to sausages
>can be used for cooking
>part of honey-mustard sauce
Enough?

>>386128268
Ghosts vs Skeletons?

>>386128268
Werewolf vs Vampire?
Scary Costumes vs Cute Costumes?
Any other famous movie monster vs other famous movie monster?

>>386132958
I still don't get why it wasn't Mustard vs. Ketchup.

>>386134917
Japan loves mayo (I don't know their opinion about mustard though), so that's one reason. It's also an old debate when it comes to fries.

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>don't like either
>supporting uglycute squid instead for this round.

the only time I play the favorites game is when I don't care for both choices.

>>386135073
Wait, people have mayo on fries? I don't get how that could taste good.

>>386135315
>F U C K

>>386135315
It's the original condiment for it. Serving them with ketchup was in the beginning an American thing, but also gained popularity over here in Europe (I blame fast food restaurants like McDonalds).

>>386135315
Most of the world does it. Mayo is way more popular in general for every country besides America, clapclaps are the only ones who LOVE putting sugar paste on everything.

>>386136125
don't act like mayo's any healthier than ketchup, lardo

>>386127619
Jews vs. Nazis

>>386136192
No, but it has more uses, since you can also do some cooking with it

>>386136295
hahaha OMG so original and witty wow holy shit

>>386127547
Mayo here, we gonna win

>>386127846
This guy gets it
>mayo literally raw eggs and oil and tastes like fermented dicc
>ketchup literally tomato paste and corn syrup and is by far the most childish condiment
Mustard master race til I die

so, who's gonna win?

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>>386138069
furries

>>386136924
>Childish condiment
Nigga, unless you're talking about that green Shrek ketchup, you need to stop personifying objects. I ain't coming home to you fucking the vacuum cleaner again.

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>>386138324
we're doomed

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>>386138324

dang

On a side note yesterday I ate the shittiest, sweetest ketchup ever. Top gourmet my ass

>>386138324
Reminder that furries are on both sides
Weird sex ones on mayo because le cum xD
Edgy Sonic fanfiction writers on ketchup because le blood xD
We're doomed either way
Just pick the one you like more, which is of course mayo

>>386138824
Not trying to defend his stupid ass statement. But the reason people say ketchup is "childish" is because it's basically a masking agent and makes whatever you put it on just taste like ketchup. Which is why a bunch of kids put it on everything.

>>386140183
imagine the smell of those arenas, just the mixture of squid, mayonaise and ketchup in Urban locations full of other undersea creatures.

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>>386128073
Sadly I think they're hinting that it's gonna be yellow ink
which makes no fucking sense.
Mayo vs Ketchup would make sense in japan, in america it should have been mustard/ketchup

But predictions?

>America
Ketchup
>Japan
Mayo no doubt they love that shit
>Europe
Mayo

wait so the aus splatfest hasn't started yet?

>>386140856
I've had squid and mayo. It's pretty good

>>386140856
Mayo makes tartar sauce

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>make a samdwhich
>little bit of mayo
>decent amount of mustard
>mix it together
Fucking delicious

>>386127547
I don't like ketchup or mayo but I sided with ketchup because I like it on some food

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>>386142530

>make a turkey sandwich
>oil, vinegar, olives, onions, lettuce, ect
>add ketchup instead of mayo to appease waifu

Reminder that if you don't prefer Mayo you're not white

>>386142530
I hate mustard and usually mayo but they go great on my cuban subs

How long till it starts?

>>386144402
12 hours

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prepare for /v/ to become infested with furfags once they win the turf war
5-10 furry threads daily while mods don't do shit

>>386127547
>tfw want to pick Mayo to cover inklings in stuck white ink but hate Pearl and also want to cover inklings in blood and love Marina

Decisions, decisions.

>>386144780
Both sides have furries. Stop trying to slander the mayo side, ketchup kid.

Where did the furries pop up from? Seriously i just turned on my game and they're everywhere.

>>386127619
Boys vs Girls

>>386144862
ketchup furries have the decency to not shove it to other people

>>386144885
because lmao, mayo on their faces look like cum xD so funny let me do that, too!

>>386127619

Spring vs Fall

>>386127547
I don't feel particularly passionate about this Splatfest and as such will not play up my affinity for my side in hopes of bolstering a fun sense of competition.

>>386144945
>ketchupfags unironically believe this

>>386144885
There were like 3-4 casual furry posts, one user provoked them by posting "stop posting furrys", and then every furry and their mother started spamming fur.

>>386145242
ketchup furfags are less cancerous than mayo furfags all because a lame joke about mayo

>>386127619
Goku vs Vegeta

>>386128427
huh

>>386145295
Fucking furries. They need to fuck off back to their corner of the internet.

>>386127547
Those condiments are completely different and thus incomparable. Stupid thread.

>>386145295
>please stop doing that
>does it more frequent
furries are childish, no wonder nobody likes them

>>386145398
nice projection it's a children's game you sick freak

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>>386146054
>calling me sick freak
>while there are people making jokes about cum in a children's game having children to see

>>386146179
and you're a perv for even going there

>>386146553
so im a perv for playing this game instead of showing kids lewd drawings? great conclusion you disgusting furfag

>>386146889
just stop talking to me please

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Why do they keep giving pearl the worst option

>>386147026
you stupid faggot, don't want to get hit but like to talk shit. don't reply if you don't want to get talked to, retard

>>386147571
calm down bro, it's just a game dude.

>>386147632
weak respond you aidscarrying homo

>>386147730
ketchupfags once again proving that they are just the worst