>people that whistle/beatbox/hum/sing in voice chat

kill me pete

>>386127396
you know the drill, pete

>>386127396
>beatbox
Really people do that in voice chat what the hell? I have heard background screams from moms a lot of time but never that

>ptt
>burps

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>teammate has a cold and is constantly sneezing and sniffling
>"Yo use push-to-talk you disgusting fuck"
>no

kill me pete

>>386127516
people want to fill up silences because they find them awkward

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>>386127396
>person is actually talented in those fronts and impresses the fuck outta you

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>>386127760
>person actually thinks they are talented in those fronts and annoys the fuck out of you

multiplayer only games are just the laziest shit

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>dude turn on your mic

>>386127852
t. no skill
t. no friends
t. socially awkward loser

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>>386127396
>people that jerk off in voice chat

>>386127760
This has happened too many times to me in Dota 2. It's a nice time everytime.

>>386127848
Also happened to me, mainly on CS.

>>386127896
>t. socially awkward loser
Where do you think we are? fuck off back to facebook chad

>>386128162
>haha I can't hold a conversation and surely all the hundreds of thousands of 4chan users are like that
Most people here are fairly normal

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>>386128376
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP

>>386127396
Pete,I beg you

>>386127396

>people who blast their rap music over their mic

Ever notice no one ever blasts any classical, jazz or bluegrass through their mic? I'd find those more acceptable just because of the sheer oddity.

>>386127745
By doing something exceedingly more awkward?

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>>386128376
>Most people here are fairly normal

How fucking new are you?

Kill yourself, normalfaggot. Your kind doesn't belong here. No "fairly normal" person should even be lurking 4chan.

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>>386128497
Imagine being this guy

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>have anthro avatar
>join KF server with 2 people in it
>they both have furry avatars
>play game fine for 2 waves with no one saying a word
>another person joins with a meme avatar starts making idle chatter and being entertaining without being obnoxious
>they kick him in 10 seconds
>send me a friend request after match ends
>mfw
I thought furries were supposed to be nice and fun-loving?

>>386128682
>comes to place of pedos, furfags, killers (seriously once somebody posted dead body parts and the location to a dead body at /b/), narco cartel faggots, drug addicts, lolicons, people that get off cutting their dicks, necrophliacs
>B-BUT NORMAL
Holy shit, again put me in the fucking screencap

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>guy's mic continually broadcasting keystrokes and background noise
>game is push-to-talk only

>>386128786

Not really. Some boards are more normal than others. /n/, /po/ and that kind of thing are on the normal side. /b/, /r9k/ and /x/ are obviously the weirdest, but whatever. Seems like the slower board traffic is, the more normal the posters are.

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>>386128786
You have eaten the same mickey d's as surely 1 murderer.

>>386128928
/v/ is full of trap faggots, furfaggots, lolicons and CP sometimes still gets rarely posted
You or that faggot are fucking idiots

>>386129071

Can you read? There's a reason I didn't mention /v/ as a board with normal posters. /v/ is more normie than you realize regardless. You're talking about 4chan as if there are thousands of killers posting here daily. It's not that hardcore or anything. Reddit have had killers, too.

>>386129195
>That's not hardcore
We didn't talk about hardcore, we just talked about normal faggotry.
Stop damage controlling.

>>386129274

I can tell you're not actually reading my posts.

>>386129317
>haha I am right you are retarded!

>>386128662
I've been here for a long time buddy. The reality is that this place isn't some secret nerd club. A lot of people come to this place now.

>>386127396
Kill me, pete

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if you don't use PTT i fucking hate your guts
i only don't use if i'm talking to literally 1 other person
if a 3rd person joins i turn on ptt cause that shit is obnoxious

kill me pete

>>386127896
>friends
>social skills

What in the fuck does either of those have to do with multiplayer gaming? If anything, if you constantly stay inside and play online with random strangers, i'd expect you to be a fucking awkward loser. Or a 12 year old, although you're probably both.

>>386129393
>now
>now
You just admitted that you are an idiot.
Of course now that the fbi seized the servers and they are watching, pedos and other shit have been almost nullified.

>>386127396
Kill me, Pete.

Or else my 8 will give me cancer and ill die painfully

>>386127396
Why does this cat look so weird

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>>386129802
No rest for the wicked

>>386127396
kill me pete

>>386128662
>thinking you're hot shot for being mentally I'll
lol
summer

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>>386130169
Crashing this plane
WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>386129742
I don't know what you smoke but you should take it easy.

>>386127916
I would always start transmitting into the voice chat my friends are in right as I'm cumming. I'd moan one of their names or something weird as it happened. They all do this thing where they act like anyone that was talking at the time just took a fat load right to the face and would make fun of them for it.

>>386127396
Kill me, Pete

D-don't kill me, Pete. I really want to live despite my depression.

One time Discord fucked up for me and had me still transmitting and I was humming/singing to Powderfinger by Neil Young during a round of Overwatch.
>"Hey anon, that's a nice sounding song but I'm already listening to music"
>"haha fuck"
He later asked what song it was and now Rust Never Sleeps is one of his favorite albums.

>>386132410
Then you are not depressed.

>>386132639
Had something similar happen, I was singing a song to myself but my PTT key was stuck on so I kept transmitting.
Nobody said anything until the song was over and then they said I had a really nice singing voice. I've never felt so embarrassed over voice chat before.

>>386128376

no they aren't far from normal, stupid nufag i bet you dont even piss in a bottle

>>386127396
>Push to talk
>Start eating loudly into the microphone

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eYZKf7wW1N

>>386128376
>>386133015
I don't think anybody in the world is exactly "normal"

there are certainly people who are low on the social interaction scale for sure like people who are shut ins and piss in bottles

>>386127396
That's cute desu. Would kiss.

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>Not push to talk
>You can hear their keyboard clacking all the time
>They are your friend so you can't just mute em

>>386134030
If it's your friend, just tell them that they're being an annoying little shit.

Oh wait. You mean an internet "friend" kek

>>386134030
I have a friend who does this all the time so I just do this
>"Hey anon"
>*hold transmit key down and start clickity clacking my keyboard while breathing heavily for 10 seconds*
that gets the message across

>>386134481
this just made my autism flare up
do you really act like a 12 year old?

>>386127396
Kill me, Pete

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>>386127396
>person in PUG puts mic in
>never says anything
>just hear background noise, sniffing and throat clearing

>>386127396
Kill me, Pete

kill me pete

>>386127396
KELL ME PEET

>>386127396
i'll have the usual, pete

Can it happen that your headphonse start acting like a microphone ?

kill me pete