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Its fucking released you sapes! Who buying/playing/reviewing

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Its fucking released you sapes! Who buying/playing/reviewing
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>>386123094
don't care
stop shilling
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>>386123127
>dont care
>about the most highly anticipated game in 20 years

Fucking sapes and their tiny brains.
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EAT YOUR FUCKING CROW NAYSAYERS
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Waiting to pirate not paying 40 bucks to buy a 20 year old game
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>>386123127
>shilling
This has been the most talked about game on /v/ all week with hundreds of posters per Grimoire thread. Stop being autistic.
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>0 reviews

Uh oh. Can people even launch it?
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>>386123532
...
it LITERALLY came out 8 minutes ago, how the fuck would there be reviews
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I'm genuinly scared to buy it. What if its so good I cant enjoy another game ever again?
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>>386123578
Oh shit. I didn't know that. I'll wait a bit and buy it if it isn't absolute trash, then.
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torrent when
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Why should I care about this old ass game?
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>>386123094
who gives a shit
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>>386123606
Don't fucking buy it
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Someone fucking buy it and stream ffs
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>>386123094

IT ACTUALLY RELEASED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL, THIS IS DEFCON 1, ALL IN

it really happened. it actually, really happened. well what the fuck cleve, you actually fucking released it.
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>>386123690
Fucking buy it, sape
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>>386123094
joke's over
let's wait for the shit reviews and disappointed autists and leave
no one actually cares about this shit game outside of rpgcodex
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Hope someone makes a video with all different game over/death pictures
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STREAM WHERE
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>>386123127
Just report and sage every grimoire thread its obvious theres paid shills either by clyde or just silly cunts shilling for free trying to make it a new forced /V meme , 40 quid for fake trash
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>>386123489
And I've literally never heard of it until the threads about it started up this week. I wonder why?
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>>386124609
What's the point of this board if we can't talk about video games? Fuck off retard
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>>386124658
Probably because you are a retard who is only capable of gulping down what gaming "journalism" tells him instead of making independent research.
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>>386124658

>started up this week

The shitposting has been going on for about a month. If you want to know why, it's because (fuck) RPG codex wanted to bring us into their little meme circle
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Will someone stream it?
Will our hero pay 40bucks just to showcase it? I don't know and you should care
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>>386123094
Holy shit is actually happened
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>>386124854
I'll stream it in several hours. Currently at work. Fucker chose a dumb time for launch.
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I'll just leave this here

http://steamcharts.com/app/650670

http://steamcharts.com/app/394230
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>the ABSOLUTE MADMAN actually released it
I don't know how to feel about this.
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it's fucking dogshit lmao
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>>386123094
confirmed for being bugridden
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BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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>>386123094

TWO ZERO years
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>>386126062

The race is on
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>>386127416
More like ?BUG?ridden
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>>386123094
>click on character portrait
>game crashes
>every.
>time.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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legit link
unrar and play, issues bound to be present.
https://mega.nz/#!lXhEnDBb!7HX8UO4vU2JDgyhMmv_CyG0hc2NRZcdYbg2K28AYAGM
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>>386126062
>Still 59

Not looking good.
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>>386127440
>Sem Tìtulo
Uma delìcia!
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>>386123414
>Waiting to pirate not paying 40 bucks to buy a 20 year old game

it'll be another 2 decades before the game is stable, so enjoy the wait along with the rest of us
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OBLITERATED
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>>386124658
because you're an ignoramus
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>>386127491
It takes like an hour to update
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>>386127457
?SAPE?
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>>386127482
cool botnet, thank you
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>it actually released
God damn, man.
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>>386127440
That streamer is already considering refund because of the bugs. Loving every laugh.
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>>386123127
>>386124609

You both have legitimate autism and will quite honestly die virgins
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>>386127482
>30mb
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>386127440
go back to streaming PUBG kid
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shh, no bugs now

only crows
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>>386124658
probably because you started browsing this week
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>>386127482
I'm apprehensive about running this but the mention of "uncensor" in patches.txt gives me hope it's good.
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This game needs another 20 years back in the oven so it can get fucking polished.
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>>386126062
>>386127491

if he sold 59 copies at $36, he made just over $1400 after valve's cut. assuming none of them refund (some of them already requested them, according to the reviews and the steam game hub) he earned about $70 a year for the 20 years he worked on the game.

$70 a year.
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>>386127646
you mean ?HUMMINGBIRD?s
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>>386127591
>I'm old so I don't deserve nice things

Ease up on yourself, grandpa.
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Lawsuit confirmed.
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Monty Python sounds effects confirmed
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>>386127482
is this dolphin porn
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>copyrighted material

Cleve what are you doing?
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>>386127721
its on popular new releases and global steam sellers, he probably sold a couple hundred, with hundreds more to come later today
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>>386127736
>>386127742

it's pottery
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RUN AWAY
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>>386127721
>what are copies owed to backers
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>>386127742
>>386127771
I missed it in the stream. What was it?
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>>386127580
>20 year old game
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>>386127565
This is our fault. We pushed him to release it too soon. He didn't have time to fix the nanoissues.
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>>386123094
BLUNDER
L
U
N
D
E
R
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>>386127440
>"low budget streams"
>shelled out $40 for a game that would have been considered archaic trash if had actually launched in 1995 as planned

lel
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>>386127831
timezones you sape
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LOL he seriously didn't program an input buffer?

If you hold the right arrow key for a few seconds it'll spin you around and around as the game interprets one gorillion keystrokes
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>>386127779
>he probably sold a couple hundred, with hundreds more to come later today

please don't get your hopes up cleve
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>>386127736
>>386127742
>>386127771
>put in lawsuit bait
>pull the game for another 5 years to fix it
twelve dimensional chess, you sapes
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>>386127831
>36*59=2124
That's a lot of money.
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xcom sounds for the npc lel
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Waiting for pirate
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>>386127801
clips.twitch tv/ObservantGleamingMallardFailFish
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>>386127779
>>386127793

so you mean he could bump that up to having earned $500 a year for the past two decades? wow!
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>>386127861
That's fucking hilarious
This shit is a million times worse than Wizardry
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>>386127861
what kind of sape mindlessly holds a single key like that
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imagine playing this fucking thing for 600 hours. jesus
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>squirrel(rat)
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>>386127816
>didn't have time to fix the nanoissues
these are mere yoctoissues, kid
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>>386127721

To be fair you should add in the $15000 he scammed out of RPG codex with the indiegogo campaign.
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HOLY SHIT ITS OUT, SAPES BTFO
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>>386127891
>a month's salary for over 20 years of work
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It'd be a bargain at $400!
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>>386127891
valve takes 35% off the top

the lawsuit for stolen assets and copyright infringement will take the rest
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>>386123094
I don't have a computer :(
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>>386127865
>>386127906
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>>386127861
Actually, if you were a thal, you'd be able to use that to you advantage for advanced inputs and navigation. Don't get mad at him because your sape brain doesn't know how to use it.
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>>386127891
>steam doesn't take anything
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>?SQUIRREL?
>?HUMMINGBIRD?
is the conceit that like eight separate characters all have severe brain problems and forgot what common animals look like?
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>>386127964
Still don't have any proof to those accusations do you?
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>a rat appears
?SQUIRREL?

>a giant insect appears
?HUMMINGBIRD?

lmao the main characters are dumb as shit
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I HURT MYSELF TODAY
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>>386127861
cleve is so out of his depth. look at the .cpp files

guy never even took intro to c programming, guaranteed. insane spaghetti code, no commenting, byzantine nesting/branching all over the fucking place. it's a nightmare
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>>386127995
>tfw to unintelligent to know basic animals
>tfw intlet
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>>386127968
that doesnt mean what you think it means
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How long until this streamer gives up? I'd say within the next half hour.
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>>386128036
>Still don't have any proof to those accusations do you?

lol did you not watch the stream?
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>>386127902
bye cleve, bye grimoire
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?NIGGER?
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>>386128109
it means he sold more than 60 copies, stop being such a dumbass, anon.
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>>386128036
CLEAVE PLS
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*blocks your path*
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NO IT'S NOT FAIR
I'VE FOLLOWED THESE THREADS SINCE JULY
AND NOW I SLEPT THROUGH THE BIG EVENT
NO
I WANTED TO BE THERE AT THE GREATEST MOMENT OF GAMING
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>>386128138
he's giving up right now
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>>386128160
it means he sold, less copies in the last few hours than popular games on 80% off sale
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>>386128171
I like the jig they do. Not many gangs these days appreciate a good dance battle.
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>>386128181
?SAPE?
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>>386128160
>keys to early backers
No it certainly does not LMAO
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Dude food lmao
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?BANE?
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>>386128210
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>>386128171
WE CAN DANCE
WE CAN DANCE
EVERYBODY LOOK AT YOUR HANDS
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>>386128240
?you?
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>>386128064
>byzantine nesting

The fuck is that supposed to be?
I heard of a byzantine time problem but I never heard that shit.
Can't find it on google either.
You're not just making words up aren't you, sape?
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>>386128196
that have been for sale for half a day, whereas grimoire dropped out of nowhere an hour ago with no announcement at all.
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>>386127440
>23 years in development
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>/v/ hypes the shit out of Grimoire
>it turns out to be the worst game ever made
This is the greatest thing I have ever watched unfold. You owe No Man's Sky an apology.
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?SHIGERU MYAMOTO?
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>>386123094
It's magical. It's even better than anyone could predict.
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SHIGERU MYAMOTO
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>>386128171
IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE
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>>386128263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF1rbmkGZ-I

Thread theme.
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>>386128279
It's been shilled nonstop all week anon
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>>386128279
>no announcement

Come on bro, he told us it'd be out "tommorow' for at least a few years now.
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>>386128278
Byzantine as in needlessly obfuscated, confusing, or roundabout.
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>>386128306
nobody owes that game an apology.
Even this bugged wizardry clone is better than no-gameplay
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oh god this game is comedy gold, it's everything I could have hoped for
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>>386128240
hello
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>>386128352
point taken

>>386128350
for a release date 4 days ago
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>>386128171
>>386128208
>>386128263
>Danceoff bro, me and you
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I would probably have bought it if it was around $20 but at $40? Nah.
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>>386128306
>>it turns out to be the worst game ever made
literally nobody is saying this. it's way too early to judge.
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So is this proof of sape' superiority?
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>>386128240
No John.
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>"I learned C in 3 weeks guys"
>he is a mess at it
it shows cleve
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>Its actually out
this actually makes me slightly disappointed where does cleve go from here?
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>>386128335
Better this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8I0yK9X_yY
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>>386128306
>missing the whole point of grimwah threads
Are you being a retarded sape on purpose?
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>>386128350
>It's been shilled nonstop
you dumb fucking redditors will never learn
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TORRENT

WHERE
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>>386128374
Literally 3000 years in pain(t)
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>>386128306
You have genuine autism.
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>>386128436
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>>386128350
no one plays games here anon
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>>386128041
Like in the fallout 1 or 2 low INT sense or in the Cleve's an idiot sense?
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>>386128443
He's not a sape he's a 'Thal you sape scum.
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>>386128394
>it's way too early to judge
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>>386128278
nesting as in nesting dolls, i would assume. if then statements within if then statements or so the memes go.
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>>386128438
There's a Sven Co-op server which plays a sample of this song when you write "faggot" in the chat.
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>>386128431
take a screenshot of the code, I want to see how sophisticated thal code is
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>>386128064
>cleve is so out of his depth. look at the .cpp files
I would love to. Where can I find them?

>Cleveland "OOP is a fad" Blakemore
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>>386128436
Didn't he already say he's going to make Katawa Shojou?
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>>386128516
double digit IQ detected
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>>386128306
Stop being autistic, it's not hype, it's funny. He's more egotistical than cwc and after more than 20 years and bragging about being some godly coder he releases this pile of shit
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>>386128495
complete thal
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>>386128436
Grimwah 2, out on 2040!
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>>386128471
>>>/t/
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>>386128536
Nah, that was his attempt at humour.
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>>386128495
i get wait for the second best game of all time
>>386128536
INCLINE
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>>386123094
>37Euros
>For this shit
It died before it came out
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>>386128374
nice try Cleve
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Old-ass article (April 2017), but I find it funny that even the Japs are taking notice to this meme game

http://www.4gamer.net/games/377/G037780/20170418047/

They even quote the 600 HOURS OF GAMEPLAY claim. EVEN THE JAPS ACKNOWLEDGE THIS MASSIVE INCLINE.
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>>386128568
>Doesn't even run
>Issues out of the ass
>Copyrighted material
>"too early to judge guys!"
single digit IQ detected
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>>386128525
That is where I got to know it. Type in "succ".
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Is the code as godly as predicted?
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>>386128471
Torrent is almost here, just need to fix some small bugs with the crack.
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>>386127482

20 minutes in and I can say this game in true kinography
GOTYAY
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>>386128630
Wizardry was huge in Japan
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>These constantly looping annoying sound effects
>Soundbite from Monty Python if you run away from battle
>Everything is slow as shit
>Crashes everywhere
Reminder it took him 20+ years to release this and he tested it all the way through. He didn't get sick of this shit.
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Besthedsa consistently sells $60 games that are buggy and crash and people eat it up and actually praise them because the bugs are part of the experience. ONE MAN makes the most complex 600+ hour RPG from scratch that occasionally crashes and people lost their minds.

Sapes were a mistake.
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/V/ STREAM WHEN

WE NEED A HERO
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>>386128641
only retards can't get the game to run, it's currently being streamed for hundreds upon hundreds of people. dump sape.
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>>386128630
Lol they're talking about a may 29th release date. Not that it matters now
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>>386128652
Even better than expected apparently
Several crashes and errors reported already, one happened on stream
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>>386128668
wizardry still IS huge in japan. they are still releasing wizardry mango, chinese cartoon books, and vidya gaems. they even got a mmorpurger.
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>>386128691
>600+ hour RPG
it's got at least 2000 hours fuck
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>>386128695
https://www.twitch tv low_budget_streams
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>>386128652
It got posted in one of these threads. I can't into coding but everyone said it was 'spaghetti code'
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>The streamer gonna refund
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>>386128306
Are you dumb? Literally all of us saw this coming from lightyears away. That's why we hyped it to begin with.
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>>386128732
Quick somebody tell /g/
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>>386128630
>>386128668
Yeah, DRPGs died in the West but they're still thriving in Japan. Doesn't a Japanese company own the rights to Wizardry now?
At least we get military shooters and sports games. Can't get enough of those.
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>>386128696
STREAMED ONLINE IN FRONT OF FIFTY THOUSAND PEOPLE
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Holy fuck, it came out.
Worth it? These threads have half convinced me. Though I wish it released on schedule so anon gifted it to everyone.
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Someone give me a quick fucking rundown on this shit
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>>386128630
>even the Japs
wizardry is fucking huge in japan and is still kind of important
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>>386128656
I don't care whether it's a joke, I don't care about crack, I am perfectly capable of substituting steam-api.dll myself, just release the damn steam-rip.
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>>386128451
SHILLED NONSTOP
BY CLEVE HIMSELF
AND FAGGOTS LIKE YOU THAT THINK FALSEFLAGGING IS CUTE
ALL FUCKING WEEK
FOR FREE
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>>386128779
oh fuck no it's dogshit
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>>386128738
Is Grimoire a must-have if I am over 25 years old and own a computer?
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This UI looks fucking horrible.
Seriously? You have to scroll through actions to do one by one? Couldn't he have made a button for each action?
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>>386128779
>Worth it?
Impossible to say. It literally just came out.
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>>386128779
Do not actually spend $40 on this game
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>>386128779
10/10 gotyay confirmed. buy it right now before they run out of copies, anon.
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>>386126062
>less players than fucking Battleborn
>threads up the ass on /v/
Fucking shills
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10/5/02

> I still believe Grimoire would be fun, if it would ever be released. Just
> see how funny Cleve's postings are. However I hate bugs. Cleve! You'd
> better release a bug free game, or don't release anything at all!!

After six years in development, if there is a single bug in Grimoire I
should be dragged behind a pickup truck through a cactus garden bound
and gagged in my underwear after a quick dip in an alcohol wading
pool. No excuses here.
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>>386128795
>Someone give me a quick fucking rundown on this shit

Neanderthals, or more rarely Neandertals,[a] (UK: /niˈændərˌtɑːl/, also US: /neJ-, -ˈɑːn-, -ˌtɔːl, -ˌθɔːl/;[6][7] named for the Neandertal region in Germany) were a species or subspecies of archaic humans in the genus Homo that went extinct about 40,000 years ago.[8][9][10][11][12][13] Neanderthals and modern humans share 99.7% of their DNA[14] and are hence closely related.[15][16] (By comparison, both modern humans and Neanderthals share 98.8% of their DNA with their closest non-human living relatives, the chimpanzees.)[14] Neanderthals left bones and stone tools in Eurasia, from Western Europe to Central and Northern Asia. Fossil evidence suggests Neanderthals evolved in Europe, separate from modern humans in Africa for more than 400,000 years. They are considered either a distinct species, Homo neanderthalensis,[17][18][19] or more rarely[20] as a subspecies of Homo sapiens (H. s. neanderthalensis).[21][22]
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>>386128825
DUMB
FUCKING
REDDITOR
CUNT
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>>386128795
Insane person that worked on wizardry(probably as a low tier code monkey) worked on this game(using stolen code) for 23 years. It's trash.
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>>386098903
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>>386128839
You can right click on the button to get a drop down list of the actions
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IT CRASHED AGAIN
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>>386128779
DEFINITELY not worth 40 units of freedom currency. I mean, even the guy streaming is considering giving up on this game because the KILOissues it has
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>>386128759
they're too busy masturbating with motherboards to even take a look at it
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ANOTHER ERROR LMAO
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>Wasteland 2 is mediocre
>Tides of Numenera is shit
>Pillars of Eternity is shit
>Grimoire is shit
Is the classic RPG renaissance finally dead?
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>>386128779
Please don't actually pay 40€ for it.
Wait until one of the poor soul that did uploads it.
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kek the stream crashed AGAIN
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found a nano issue, lads.
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>>386128898
There was one?
>>
there's so much visual fuckery going on in this game
maybe turning on ultrasmoothe turning wasn't a good idea...
i don't believe any of the bug squashing that he claimed was going on
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>>386128731
>20 years to release this heap of shit
It's amazing that the San Fran SJW hippos can release a game better than this with two people in 5 months.
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>>386128863
This is nonsense
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>>386128898
PoE v3.0 is a good game
>>
just a heads up to not trust any reviews with less than 25 days of play time otherwise they haven't seen everything it has to offer
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So that's two fatal crashes in what, 30 minutes of gameplay?
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Can I pirate this yet?
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>>386128927
look at dem tittays
GOTY
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>>386128870
oops I meant to reply to >>386128795
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>>386128898
I was thinking about that the other day. I think the main issue is that you can't really beat stuff like BG2 and Planescape Torment. There's nowhere to go but down. The genre peaked over a decade ago.
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>20 years of thorough bug testing
>still can't click on character portraits without the game crashing

Explain this, Thals.
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What are the scale of the bugs on the released game? pico, femto, or milli?
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It took 20 years to make, but how many years will it take to patch it to a playable state?
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>>386128864
I want a refund, Cleve.
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>>386128979
two fatal crashes from clicking on a character menu, yes
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>>386129008
it's your 70 iq pc you dumb sape
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Fallout new Vegas was released in like one year and had less bugs.
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>>386129016
fan mods could do it in a week
Cleve needs another 30 years
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>>386128839
>he wants mindless baby clicking sims instead of going through the thought provoking process of making a more careful decision via scroll menus
Dumb sape
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>>386128306
>I-it's never gonna release
>Game is released perfectly on time
>Y-yes b-but it's bad
Fucking sapes man
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>>386129015
planck
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You know what the tragic thing is?

This game as-is would be legitimately kind of impressive had it been released in 1997.
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>>386129053
>Game is released perfectly on time
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>Okay, I'm still in the refund window
Based streamer
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>>386129053
You can't even play it because of the constant crashing. We are talking crashes that happen when you click the portrait of your heroes, how did cleve not see this in 20 fucking years

fuckin neanderthals i am glad we eradicated them
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>>386123094
Damn this game is brutal. Is this the Dark Souls of Dungeon Crawlers?
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this streamer is kinda chill
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I hope "sape" becomes a common insult on /v/. Maybe it can even replace cuck.
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>>386129107
would it? Fallout was released in the same year. It had TALKING HEADS
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>>386129041
NV was made in 18~ months and they at least had the base of 3 to work off, but in any case you really don't need to bring up other games to point out how much of a trash heap this thing is.
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megaissues confirmed
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i'm fucking dying here
it was supposed to be the incline of inclines
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>>386129150
Yeah, I actually followed him.
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HE STILL HASN'T FIXED THE TURNING ANIMATIONS

WALL CORNERS ARE STILL INVERTED

How incompetent can he be after 24 years?
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>>386128869
He didn't really work on Wizardry. He worked on the cancelled sequel to Wizardry 7. He was actually too competent for the project.
https://thebaneofqueequeg.blogspot.com/2012/11/the-grimoire-thing-just-gets-weirder.html
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>?Squirrel?
What the fuck?
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>>386128898
PoE is excellent, you sape. And Deadfire looks great.
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>>386129168
For a one-man project, and if it had a more reasonable price (imagine paying $40 for this in the 90s) yeah I think so. Not mindblowing or anything, but not bad for an independent game from the mid-90s.

Also is it just me or is there something fucked with the turning animation?
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>>386129015
they are only theoretical bugs at this point
top mathematicians and computer scientists would have to work for another 20 years to create a basis to even begin to find bugs
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So, the Monty Python soundbit, can he actually use it or can copyright issues arise from it?
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>>386129165
I'm going to force this meme until it does. It's fresh, it's ironic, it's what this shithole needs.
>>
hey you


drag and drop it, zip, upload it
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>>386128536
The whole joke is that he know that the game already exists.
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>>386129314
Fair use
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WHAT WAS HE DOING FOR 20+ YEARS?
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>>386123094
Cleve using "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" soundbites for his game: confirmed.

INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY 1 - 0 CMB

He thought people wouldn't find out, or rather that they would find it cute?
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>>386129314
Those are fair use. He is perfectly in his right to put them in his game.
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>>386129365
Shitposting.
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>>386129314
Doesn't copyright only protect for like 20 years? I'm not a lawyer. Odds are the people who hold the rights will never see this terrible game. So he should be safe either way
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>>386129384
The game is literally tagged "memes"
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>>386128630
there are tons of drpg games in japan. phone games, pc games, hentai games, japan loves wizardry and all its bastard offshoots.
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>>386129319
you and me both, brother. 'thals gotta stick together
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>>386129384
cleve himself didn't actually think his game was ever going to release when he added that and by time he got around to releasing it he forgot
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>>386123094
00000000000000000001-ms: GRIMOIRE (c)2017 Golden Era Games All Rights Reserved
00000000000000000006-ms: Create Unique Mutex
00000000000000000036-ms: Loading Configuration File
00000000000000000047-ms: Acquiring the resource
00000000000000000053-ms: Registering Resource Paks
00000000000000000058-ms: Start Message Pump
00000000000000000065-ms: Open Graphics Kernel
00000000000000000071-ms: Fastgraph Library Version 6.3 Fonts Library 6.3
00000000000000000780-ms: Sound System Initialized OK
00000000000000000784-ms: Initialize Input Devices
00000000000000011531-ms: Registering Master Text Lists
00000000000000012297-ms: Creating lookup array for all text narrative
00000000000000028781-ms: Initializing GUI
00000000000000029156-ms: Main Menu Display
00000000000000337366-ms: Main Menu Display
00000000000000406179-ms: Main Menu Display
00000000000000532194-ms: Started New Game From Inside Character Library
00000000000001308840-ms: ASSERT FAILED! 'gpcreview.cpp' Line 40
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>>386129365
Calling sapes out on their bullshit
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>>386129474
Fucking microissues
>>
These sound effects are making my ears bleed.
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>>386129474
NANOBUG
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>>386128774
ON STREAM
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Some upload it to mega already
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>>386129007
Or if you go back in time from those two games you'll find that the peak just goes up and up. I haven't bought Grimoire because, frankly, it's too expensive. But I have played the demo, and it shits all over BG and PST. I mean, really, if those are your two favourite RPGs then I doubt you've played many trve classics.
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So should I play this or just start Wizardry 6?
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>>386129015
Bugs? what ?BUGS?
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The old countdown was until the game's release.

The new countdown is until it's pulled from sale.
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>>386129537
It's apparently unplayable
>>
>instantly identifies an amoebic slime
>can't identify a rat
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>>386129474
with all those zeroes it is clearly just microissues you sape
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I'm not really enjoying my crow. Anybody got recipe ideas?
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>>386129474
So open up the .cpp files in your choice of editor and fix it. God, modern gamers are so entitled, everything has to be handed to you on a silver platter
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Apparently touching water kills your entire party instantly.
Dumb sape had no turtle to ride.
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>we inclined so much we fell over
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>>386129436
>Doesn't copyright only protect for like 20 years
Not if Disney has anything to say about it
>>
torrent when
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>>386129609
Poor sapes can't swim
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>>386129602
nigger these kids don't even know what language cpp is
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>Going to water without a turtle
Dumb sape got BTFO
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There's a strealn by the way. It's pretty awful.
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Who /refund/ here?
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>>386129245
Cleve quit after Sir-tech asked him to show meaningful progress on Stones of Arnhem.for continued funding. Hardly what I'd call too competent.
>>
https://clips.twitch
.tv/DreamyMildHorseBrokeBack
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>deafeningly loud sfx
>only on 1 in the menu
thal eardrums are made of titanium i guess
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>>386129609
>hasn't played wiz 7
train your swimming skill you sape
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>>386129474
It's just a picoassert, Cleve will fix it in no time.
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>>386128656
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>>386129609
>Apparently touching water kills your entire party instantly.
>Dumb sape had no turtle to ride.

how do you even get that far

every time i click a portrait or gain xp the game crashes and i have to start over from scratch including recreating my entire party
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All these threads made me want to play a game like this. Legend of Grimrock was alright, but I want a true blue 80s baby, which one do I get.
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>>386129436
monty python got all their stuff bought up by jews in like 2005, the copyright is still valid.
>>
>complaining about literal nano-issues and microfeatures
CAN'T SPELL SAPE WITHOUT APE
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>>386129436
>Doesn't copyright only protect for like 20 years?
no
>I'm not a lawyer.
clearly
>>
>when all these sapes are too stupid to play the game and think it's because the game is bad

Cleve never should have released this game.
>>
?MEGA DOWNLOAD LINK?
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>>386129668
don't know shit about coding but 'cpp' sounds like C++
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>>386129454
>cleve himself didn't actually think his game was ever going to release when he added that and by time he got around to releasing it he forgot
this
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>>386129045

N-no!

This was supposed to be a victory for the Thals!

Fucking Sapes!
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>>386129602
>>386129668
>circljerking this hard
>>
tv/garnigal

Has to be heard to be believed
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>>386128857
It came out two hours ago
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>>386129774
Play Lands of Lore if you haven't already. It's -93 though.
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>>386129774
Wizardry 8
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>>386129853
u mad, brainlet?
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Holy shit! It actually made it into steam top sellers in my region (Finland).
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>>386129857
AY DITTITAY DIDI ROOOOOO
>>
so far it's pretty good guys!
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>>386129895
Just fell down to top of page 2 in Sweden. Too many sapes here
>>
This game fucking sucks.
>>
AHI DAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>386129857
What the hell are they saying?

HAI DEE DEE DAI DEE DOH
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>>386129864
>>386129873
Are either of these worth money. Or should I just torrent.
I'm all for giving competent devs my shekels.
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It's up on pirate bay
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>>386129949
>Too many sapes here
that's the least of your problems, swedecuck
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>>386129895
I guess there are more true thals in England than Finland.
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>>386129668
>>386129602
Did he actually upload the source too, or are you two completely fucking retarded?
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>>386129578
honeysuckle bush?
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>Thousands
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>>386129972
kys plz
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AI DI DI DAI AH ROO
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>>386129972
Westwood was kill by EA. Torrent away.
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https://clips.twitch
.tv/DrabTubularWrenchFailFish
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>>386129984
based it's upposter
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AI DEE DEE DAI DI ROU
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>I HAVE DIARRHEGOAA
My god.
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>>386129972
I mean they're both worth the money, especially Lands of Lore. Wizardry 8 is definitely the weakest of the 6-7-8 trilogy though.

I don't know enough about the companies histories to tell you who the money's going to though. You're probably good to just torrent.
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>>386129107
No it wouldn't. The genre is full of legitimately good games that shit all over this disaster.
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A D D I E R O
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>>386130042
>Peak players: 51
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>>386124609
>its obvious theres paid shills either by clyde

nigga it's a fucking joke at this point. of course people are going to make threads about it.

also
>forced /v/ meme

it was a fucking meme before 4chan even launched.
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>>386129895
10:45PM in South Aus, Thal's looking good right now.
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>>386130068
haha wtf is going on
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>>386129813
He should have coded a genetic lock to superior Thul genome.
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>>386130056
Stay mad third world pirate poor
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>>386129993
Says Sweden Light.
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lmao the "end game" button
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>He actually left his own templates in
>When you launch, it's like you're playing on someone else's save
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>>386130042
>fairly stable
His trolling just keeps getting worse
>>
AY DITTITAY DIROOOOOO
>>
>>386128691
The difference is that while Bethesda has shit code, they also have a legion of modders who are willing to make it into a competent game.

An overcooked Wizardry clone whose only claim to fame was somehow beating out Duke Nukem Forever in terms of dev time will not have that benefit, especially when it got delayed constantly for fixing bugs.
>>
>>386130042
>fairly stable
He gets it. Constant crashing is just a picoissue in the grand scheme of things.
>>
This game is one whole big meme isnt it?
>>
>people bought this
kek
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>>386130042
>self-executing browser reference
I've never heard html be called that before.
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>>386130020
No. Popsicle Bike.
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>>386130326
Yes.
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>>386130125
>blobbers
dumb sape term, everyone knows they're called DRPGs
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>>386130114
>Wizardry 8 is definitely the weakest of the 6-7-8 trilogy though.
How many times have you completed Dungeon Lords, despicable Bradley-fag?
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>>386130353
Oh, sorry.
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>>386129769

That may be, but I dare you to find any nano or pico issues in the game. You can't, can you? They all fixed.
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>it actually came out
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>>386130385
reddit isn't "everyone"
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Do I need to know anything about the deep lore of I - V before I play Wizardry VI?
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>>386130368
Custom portraits?
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>>386130448
idgi
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>>386128495
>I'm going to rest for a couple of minutes and start on my next game
>Japanese romancing sim that takes place in a boarding school with girls who are disfigured but have great inner beauty

this guy
>>
>>386130550
JUDY
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>>386130550
Wiz I-IV and Wiz VI-VIII are not related at all story-wise
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>>386130547
>thinks DRPG is a reddit term
kek, anyway you really should take that blobber shit back to rpgcodex
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So Cleve is the guy calling out others for putting penises and assholes in their games?
>>
How do we report the copyrighted sounds to the company that owns it? I wanna see this shit further derailed.
>>
>there are actually retards in this thread that think this game is going to be some revolutionary experience
The hype around this is just a meme, it's not going to be anything special
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>>386130550
From what I undestand, it was a reboot. Not a first Bradley's Wizardry though (that would be Wizardry V).
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>two hours past release
>still no mega
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>>386130550
Nope. You don't even really need to play 6 to enjoy 7, although importing your party is rad.
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>>386130621
What about Wiz Verdict Day?
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>>386130550
From what I heard Wizardry 6-8 are their own separate trilogy.

But if you really wanna know the story of Wizardry 1 you can watch the anime
I'm not even joking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOTHNoODYmY
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>>386130613
>>
>>386130550
they are not related 6,7 and 8 are a trilogy
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>>386130679
buy it, sape
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>>386130669
There is a line between memes and being a dick
And you crossed it.
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>Rats are named ?squirrel?
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>>386130679
>still no mega >>386127482
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>>386130712
damn how have I never heard of this
>>
is the slime noise the potion noise from d1?
>>
>>386130550
Emulate the snes version of 6, the pc one is ugly
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>>386130068
>https://clips.twitch
>.tv/DrabTubularWrenchFailFish
That's ether "I desire Gold" or 'Hedi Haidi Ho"
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>>386130673
Oh, this is something special alright, my man.
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>>386130154
Apparently South Australia and Western Australia get different store results. How odd.
>This is outselling Cold Steel
>>
These sound effects are amazing. It's like god is softly massaging my eardrums.
>>
>>386123094
I'm eating my crow sandwich and unironically enjoying it. I cannot believe that this piece of garbage finally fucking launched.
>>
>>386130805
But then you can't import your SNES save to Wizardry 7, the superior Wizardry game.
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>>386130679
>I'm a newfag and don't know what ctrl+f or lurking is
an hero you underage trash
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>?Squirrel?
>>
Can we get a real MEGA and not a shitty troll link?
>>
nude mods when?
>>
>>386130683
You don't even really need to PLAY 7 to enjoy it. I mean, watching youtube playthrough of the whole thing on 2x speed, would suffice just as well for getting acquainted with Bradley's drama-queenery - AND it would spare one from his traditionally atrocious game-design.

Also, Cybermage is the best and definitely the most playable game ever produced by him (best level-design of all of his games as well). Even though the texts in it are less inspired than those in W7.
>>
How do you think he'll take the criticism?

Will he shrug it off as yacoissues, or just say it's too good for dumb sapes?
>>
>>386130982
No idea, but we're about to find out
>>
?BEST GAME EVER?
>>
>>386130982
I think, he'll buckle up and eventually fix them. Was that way for demo/superdemo, don't see why that won't be the case now.
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>>386130982
He'll be too busy working on his next game you dumb sape
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>>386130042
>considering that thousands of people are playing grimoire
>>
600 hours of gameplay sounds very generous to me. Even when pressing enter, just going through a single dungeon is gonna take 800 hours
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>>386130815
Huh, that's weird. You think Aus would be done as a whole, but I'm the guy you responded too and Grimoire is top of the New and Trending list in SA yet is still second to last in the top sellers.
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He's going to pull it from the store, isn't he?
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>>386130042
>thousands of people are now playing
>>
>>386130947
No way, W7 is better than W6.

It goes, W7 > W6 > W8
>>
How do I res a dead party member
>>
IMAGINE THIS TIMES TEN THOUSAND
THAT SHALL BE STAR CITIZEN
>>
Things I have learned so far about grimoire:
>Don't fight the bandits. They will crush you
>Don't go in the water in the dungeon. It's instant death
>Don't fight the beetles or the fungus, they will crush you
>Do go down the ladder and explore the whole of that area. Rats are no problem and you can heal
>Do have a character that can detect hidden shit and one that can lockpick the chest in the opening area
>Don't heal lizards at the fountain the game will crash.
>Get someone in your party that can identify items as soon as possible.
>When you run away it plays the "run away" voice clip from Monty Python and the Holy grail
>The statue in the starting area is Cleve joking about himself and how slow he is at making games.
>Save often. You WILL die. Over and over. Make plenty of slots to juggle between
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>>386129895
>>386130000
>those tags
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>>386131087
It's actually infinite hours. You can't finish the game because it will crash so much.
>>
>>386131112

yep weeb-friend. he will
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>>386131112
Fuck if he delayed it for a supposed small, windows vista bug, then half the shit it crashes for right now he'll be cringing and committing suicide over right now.
>>
Is it possible to rearrange the order of your party? I want to organize them the way I want.
>>
>>386131167
One new fact for you to learn: There are different starting areas and you can pick them at the options menu.
>>
>>386131119
It's still a piece of shit game. Content isn't everything. And while I see how W8's content (being 90% rehash of the W7's content, but without the subtext) could be called uninspired and derivative, it's was made by JA-team. And, mechanically-wise, it wipes the fucking floor with all of Bradley's RPGs combined.
>>
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>>386130982
He'll say surprise and he will reveal that he's actually Sean Murray this entire time.
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torrent up soon, just got a few ?Yoctoissues? to deal with and maybe a ?Microcrack? issue.

Also, I'm betting on this being a scam and not having anything past the Superdemo
>>
I apparently have Legend of Grimrock on my Steam Library. This a good place to whet my palate before THE INCLINE?
>>
>>386131286
Sean Murray was a literal baby when Cleve started working on this
>>
The difficulty curve is completely fucked. Looks like you're expected to do A LOT of grinding. I guess it is inspired by Wizardry, so that's not a surprise I guess.
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>>386130042
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>>386131167
You can swim in the water if your characters have enough skill. I think Rangers start with enough skill in swimming to traverse it. Other party members with insufficient skill will still die though.
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>>386131350
>the sex number
nice
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>>386131167
>Don't go in the water in the dungeon. It's instant death
You need swimming of at least 4 for everyone in your party, so that you can start farming swimming without everyone dying instantly.
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>>386131263
Oh cool to know. But most people are going to go with the default one, so I'm digging into that one and finding out as much as I can.
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>>386131314
Yes, real dungeon crawl grognards complain about it but it's really good for babby's first blobber
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>>386131350
Oh shit it's reaching critical mass
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>can't minimize the game
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>>386131350
I N C L I N E
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>>386131350
Did it pass Battleborn?
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>>386131350
>68 players
God damn it's overtaken Battleborn!
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I want to play this. Why has no one uploaded it yet?
And yes, I've tried that mega link, it's fake.
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>>386131465

?CLIVE THE BATTLEBORN KILLER?
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I'm not sure if this game is a trainwreck or a good game after all.
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>>386131507
buy it, copy, and refund lol
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>>386129895
Numero uno in France!
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>>386130279

For real though, I'm with you my fellow sape. Cleve was talking about adding in bosses, new areas, and bug checking maps he hadn't played for years up until a few days before he pushed the steam release to August. If that doesn't set off your warning signal you deserve to get scammed.

I feel bad for the people who don't follow the memes and actually want an old school CRPG.
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>>386131465
>>386131487
Battlebornmind
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>>386123094
Time for dinner, sapes. Hope you enjoy eating your words while I travel a mystical world to find a genies lamb with flying golden babies.
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>>386131507
Neo-/v/ is a bunch of faggots, that's why.
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>>386131423
Why would you want to? This is your life now. You have no reason to not give Grimoire your undivided attention.
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>>386128530
>Cleveland "OOP is a fad" Blakemore
Actually there's a movement against (C++'s version of) OOP in game development since a couple of years back.
Basically they came to the conclusion that not only does it lead to retarded design decisions, it actually destroys performance in a lot of cases. (hence Blow writing his own language Jai and larger studios having hard rules excluding use of C++ specific features like templates etc)
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>>386131385
>68
>the sex number
Anon.
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>>386131553
No I fucked up, it's just the newest.
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>>386131117
Had he priced at 19.99, with a starting sale at 14.99, he would have thousands of sales.
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>>386131507
We're not going to betray Cleve like that, ?pirate? scum.
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Did anyone figure out how to equip shit?
I found some nice new armor for my dorf but can't seem to find a way to give it to him
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>>386131465
>>386131487
it's actually getting close
>battleborn: 106 players
>Grimoire: 68 players
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>>386124609
---> /trash/

no one talks about video games there, you'll like it.
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>>386131658
What are you, poor, you sape?
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>>386131681
Click on his portrait
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>>386127440
dumb cleve turn your assertions off for release. Let the shit burn!
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>>386131617
Now who the fuck is Blow. Le Auteur of, like, two shitty indie games or some such? Who game him any right to speak for anyone other than himself?
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>>386125196
simple pc ms paint comics always get me.
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>>386131721
I tried drag and drop onto the mannequin there but nothing is working. What exactly do I click in the chara sheet screen?
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>>386131650
>Not doing position 68 with your dragon dido
Shiddygiddy
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>>386130609

It's like dad humor...if your dad spent the last two decades trolling message boards on the internet. Cleve must be a real hoot during those Australian Thanksgiving family gatherings.
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Why are all the sound effects distorted snoring and turkey gobbles?
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>>386128857
I want legit retards to leave this thread.
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>>386131830
More importantly: Why do they loop forever?
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>>386129016
Probably not that long. During the superdemo testing Cleve was making like 3 bug patches in a day.
>mfw reading the Codex right now after years of this shit
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?BUGS?
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>>386131830
they are of steve's own making, a real homebrew.
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>>386130774
That's not the fucking game.
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>>386131830
Your weak sape mind can't comprehend the magnificent cacophony of sound only a noble thal can appreciate.
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>>386128857
>don't talk about video games
kys
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>>386129240
>Turning animations
Isn't there an option to turn those off?
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>>386127482
>33mb
Is this just the demo?
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>>386131830

snore sound is the best one
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>Its out
>Nobody is posting pictures of their playthrough
So noone bought this here lmao
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>>386131827
>Australian Thanksgiving
American education
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HAI DEE DEE DAI LEE LOW
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>>386131936
It's a porn flash game.
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>>386131936
no it's compressed in the rar

game is 70MB
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>>386131873
?RUDE CHAP?
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AYY DIDDIRAY DIDDI ROOOOOO
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>>386131936
it's the full game
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>>386131617
I read about that
Blow is a fucking idiot and the shit he's doing in JaiPrimer can easily be achieved if you make a proper architecture.

>oohhh I can allocated shared texture spaces, look at me

Wow.
I'm clapping. That literally works nowhere else!
This truly is the programming language of masters!

He and Cleve wouldn't be able to hold a single regular programming job.
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>>386131936
It is nothing, just some scrambled files.
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>looks like shit
>sounds like shit
>plays like shit
>crashes frequently
>40$
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THEY'RE BACK
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>Rude Chaps
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>>386132004
Is it good?
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>>386132012
?BANE?
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>>386131985
Why would we buy this Thal's broken coding
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>>386127968
/v/ btfo again
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AY DI DAI DO
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>>386132051
But anon this is over 600 hours of shit.
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If we're being serious here, why aren't "superdemos" more of a thing in video games?
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>>386131985
Well yeah, it was just a meme. No one was going to actually go all the way. No one on /v/ even plays these kinds of games.
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>AYYY PIPI KAY ROOOOU
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Where mah ?RUDE CHAPS? at? represent!
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>>386132051
It's okay when Platinum does it.
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>>386123094
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Consider the time spent working on the game and the end result, is it fair to say that this is the worst video game ever made?
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>>386132130
But /v/ told me they were hardcore gamers.
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>>386132125
publishers probably don't find them profitable enough for some reason.
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>>386131986
Well Australians obviously don't celebrate American Thanksgiving.
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>>386132042
>He and Cleve wouldn't be able to hold a single regular programming job.
Meaning, they wouldn't be able to substitute YOU? Well, I don't think they would really want to, given the choice (which they do have).
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>>386131985
I would've happily paid up to $20 for this broken piece of shit memepile. I'm not dropping $40 just for a laff
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>>386132186
Playing shit intentionally doesn't make you hardcore.
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>>386127891
That's like half a month's salary for me.
That he earned off of a game he spent 25 YEARS making.
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>>386129895
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>>386128306
>being this new
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>>386132142
?RUDE CHAPS?
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20 years it took to bake this meme
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>>386132271
Dark Elf actually made into top sellers? Where you from?
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>System Resistance is a stat
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Will someone MEGA this game properly already, pretty please?
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>>386132349
>you need it to stop bugs and crashes
Deep
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>>386132317
Dark Elf didn't make it into the top sellers? Where are YOU from?
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>>386132271
>17.99
What, I thought it was 40 American Freedom BurgerPaper
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>>386131761
>Now who the fuck is Blow.
The guy speaking very openly about why he's rolling his own language, design goals and have shown streams of it in action.

Biggest name would be Mike Acton, lead programmer at Insomniac, who basically said that C++ OOP shit is so bad he would force everyone to code C-only if it didn't mean problems for recruiting. (Ubisoft's AssCreed branch kinda backs them up by having a whole talk where he goes on to say what parts of C++ is acceptable there, which turns out to be like 10% of the language almost none of it from the new bits)
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>>386132225
>butthurt jonathan blow fan resorts to crude assumptions as he sees his lord an saviour called out as the hack he is

Typical braid faggot.
Maybe you should buy another copy of the Witness so Jonathan doesn't whine on twitter about the low sales numbers (despite the fact that it sold enough for an indie game of that caliber - but some people are just greedy I guess).
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>>386131985
>tfw I did actually buy it through indiegogo like 3 years ago
Just waiting on my key anon.
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New thread:
>>386132341
>>>386132341
>>386132341
>>>386132341
>>386132341
>>>386132341
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Anyone knows how to revert from windowed mode to fullscreen? I put the game in window and now it's black screen...
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>>386132271
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>>386132505
Try deleting the config file in the game directory to reset the settings
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>>386132505
You need to buy a new copy
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>>386132404
>The guy speaking very openly about why he's rolling his own language, design goals and have shown streams of it in action.
So what? Anyone and their mother can speak very openly, that doesn't mean he is anywhere near influential.
>lead programmer at Insomniac
My oh my. Insomniac. Wow. Well, that's at least something.
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this is now trending and on the first page of the global top sellers thanks to you god damn sapes
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>>386131117
Steam stats are only good for connection needed games. It's not tracking players playing in offline mode, and thers thousands by now. Sales chart, on other hand don't lie. He is making a good profit right now.
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I'm a poorfag anyone got a pirated source? Sorry devs
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>>386132505
>attempting to restrict grimoire to a window
dumb sape
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>>386132042
>and the shit he's doing in JaiPrimer can easily be achieved if you make a proper architecture.
Not in C++ they can't and all the alternatives are retarded garbage collected languages that get antsy about letting you touch memory. (inb4 rust fundies)
The preprocessor and reflection alone outdoes most of nu-C++'s features, not to mention the compilation speed which only the most mentall-ill people would defend in C++'s case.
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>>386132179
In terms of years, probably. In terms of man hours? Most definitely not.
Cleve probably spent years without touching the thing.
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>>386132587
Blow is influential because games journalists can't get enough of his stupid indie shit. Poly and RPS have a news cycle about it every time he sneezes. So yes, people care about what he has to say for some reason.
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>>386132637
>>386132554
Did that, it helped. Trying to play it in fullscreen now but the image is cut as if it doesn't fit my screen at all.

I tried to scale to fit option in fullscreen and it's black screen again.

Any ideas?
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>>386132754
>people
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>>386132758
Seems like scale to fit option doesn't work at all.
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>>386128779
...you do realize the hype threads were sarcastic, right?
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>>386132754
Game Programmers couldn't give a shit about journos, Braid or the Witness.
Jai is getting hype because of the features he's shown and the design-sensibility he's talking about. (compilation speed is a priority, programmer possibilities over enforcing some kind of paradigm fad, strong reflection combined with manual memory management)
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>>386129895
Top Seller Here
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>>386132940
Yeah, and the Room was a parody.
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>>386132754
Doesn't mean actual game programmers care about what he has to say. Can't be influential if you don't inspire anyone to do what that someone wouldn't have done otherwise. RPS journo won't start coding furiously, regardless of how much Blow faggotry he listens to.
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>>386132940
and i sarcastically bought the game
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>>386132940
nu-/v/ is so retarded that they think blatant jokes are bait. This is the board that thinks calling out a bait post with an image actually stops bait instead of making it ten times worse. /v/ is the stupidest board on the entire internet.
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>>386129053
>Game is released perfectly on time
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Crashed because I clicked on a fucking portrait. 23 years of work and this shit happens? Refunded immediately. Not sure what's up with those names too, ?BUTTERFLY? and shit? Just some bizarre choices. I'll pirate it.
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>>386132651
>meanwhile a shit ton of other companies write successful, well optimized games in C++, ezpz
>hurrrr i'm autistic about shit that will probably never have any impact on the stuff I'm making! Braid 2 literally NEEDS the MOST optimized engine or it wont run properly! better write my own language right fucking now!

This is even more retarded than one-man indie devs that write their own engine for 23 years.
Like ten times as retarded.
The man's a sape
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>>386133293
>meanwhile a shit ton of other companies write successful, well optimized games in C++, ezpz
For Desktop applications, and they're generally 10x slower than the shit we had in the 90s.
Game programmers care about running their games on limited platforms where you can't just throw more RAM at it and hope the garbage collector picks up your mistakes after you.
> Braid 2 literally NEEDS the MOST optimized engine or it wont run properly!
He pretty much said that it came down to C++ being bad (with hours of examples) and getting worse thanks to Committee-design.
I don't think it has anything to do with C++ not being able to do the things he wants, so much as being utterly terrible to work with.
>This is even more retarded
Except languages aren't big deals and come out all the time. Even less of an issue now that we have LLVM.
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>>386129895
ebin
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>>386133602
It's a bad planning decision. Irregardless of whether he has a point or not.
I'm aware that things in the 90s were better optimized.
The Witness already took that man 5 years as it is. Now imagine the time it takes making that next game, writing both the language and the engine.
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>>386134130
Blow is the kind of guy who works on Jai as his hobby, and really who gives a fuck if he doesn't release another game at all.
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I've played for an hour and 116 minutes...
I'm just starting to get it, and I'm actually starting to enjoy it.
It's janky, definitely old school in every way, but it has a little bit of charm to it.
Probably going to sleep on it and decide tomorrow if it'll go in the Buyers Remorse folder after another 5 minutes, or refund it.
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>>386134130
>Now imagine the time it takes making that next game, writing both the language and the engine.
But the main point of spending 5 years at Witness was deriving the engine fit to be used for his subsequent games for years to come.

Now, of course, after this Jai thing, it will probably get rewritten from scratch regardless.
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>>386133215
>emulate a windows 95
>run game
>it never crashes
He literally told you what to do.
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