>that part of the game >dad walks in

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>dad

I grew up with two moms.

>>386106703
lucky you
i grew up with no guardians that would look after me ;-;

>>386106703
Did you /ss/'d?

>>386106703
>turned out to be a homosexual anime poster

Figures.

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>>386106809
>lucky

Yeah, besided getting bullied for 10 years at school for having two lesbians as my parents that were so overly protective that they ruined my entire development process and only regained my "true" self if you might call it that way in the past three years after I moved out.

I broke up all contact with the two. I'm pretty sure they kill each other one day. They are insane.

>>386106965
Life isn't a /ss/ trash doujin from the bargain bin at the last comiket.

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>>386106703
Not anymore

>>386107089
Would you let me give you hug anon?

>>386107089
sounds like you were a lousy kid

>>386106703
>I grew up with two moms.

Sorry.

>Video Games
You've already failed your father.

>>386106703
>>386107089
Were you adopted or was one of them you're biological mother?

>>386107089
And kids at school knew about you having two mothers how?

>>386106703
Sometimes I wonder what would it would be like to have two moms.

Man ... that would be fucking hot.

>>386106638

>Glad to see yer winnin' son! She's a real beaut!

>>386107569
>She

>>386107161
Fuck off, gayboy.

>>386107180
Of course I was a lousy kid. I was only fed with shitty green vegetable juice and fat free chicken without skin, wasn't allowed to do sports or visit friends. Junkfood was a big no-no and the only thing I was allowed to watch on TV were animal documentaries.

If you would treat any kid like that it would turn out to be a fucking looser.

>>386107274
My dad apparently pissed off when my mom started fucking her girlfriend. No clue where he is now, never heard of him. My mom never told me anything about him.

>>386107284
Because both of them walked me to school, every fucking day. Even in fucking highschool.

And no, they didn't looked like the lesbians from pornhub videos. Just two average, slightly fat women in their mid fourties.

>>386107349
Don't fucking imagine things that never happen.

>>386106703
Shit at least you didn't grow up with a mom and different step moms

and yes. I did have sex with only 2 of them

>>386107648
I wish I was a gayboy. They look cute.

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Is the only choices I can make convo wise through that texting bs? All I want is to love faris AND Kurisu, but why can't I? Why must I choose such as in life?

I love Faris because she and I just click, we have fun together. Don't you ever have a girl in your life you can have fun and enjoy yourself with anons? DON'T YOU? Is it a crime to love one of my best friends? She and I can just bounce fun off each other, and not have to worry about all that BS.

I love Kurisu because we click on a deeper level. We get each other in ways I can't quite describe. She put on the lab coat without even being asked! She's cute, funny, and most of all we just click. She's like me, in the ways that are important. Almost like a soul mate!

Who should I try and get /v/? My best friend or my mate? Why must I pick so harshly!

Also open to relationship with text girl.

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>>386107648
>muh parent's were the reason i'm shit!
No. You're just a beta who didn't even have the balls to stand up for himself. Your """solution""" is to run away from the only family you have and becoming a traveling disappointment

>>386107763
They're not real so just pick one and play the game again with the other one

>>386107879
Or he needed somebody to tell him what he should do but of course he grew up with 2 moms

>>386106638
But he is a boy?

>>386107940
THEY ARE REAL TO ME DAMNIT!

They are one of the few girls who matter man! I can't in good conscience cheat on one of them later.

Would you cheat on IRL girls knowing it might possibly hurt the other? NO! No real man would.

>>386107996
Dads don't know that

>>386107879
even hitler would be a lame nobody if he was had that anons childhood.

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>>386107879
Would you stay with your abusive parents, anon? Because if you don't think that trying to turn a frog into a newt, conversion parenting, is fucked up abusive shit, I don't know what to tell you.

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>>386108108
>walks him to school
>abusive

>playing TF2
>dad walks in
>he sits down and watches
>GREAT JOB BOY, YOU GREASED THAT POOR BASTARD ALL OVER THE GOD DAMN WALL! SHOOT EM FUCKIN DEAD SON, DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO PROTECT US FROM THE BAD GUYS
>he salutes me and walks out
thanks dad!

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>>386107648
at least you didnt turn into a tranny or something
good luck dude

>>386107763
>not picking best girl Suzu

End yourself

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>>386107763
>>386108068
Just follow your heart

>>386108131
>Doesn't let him be a normal boy
>Let's just get rid of all this toxic masculinity

>>386108068
But you would cheat* if you had knowledge that the girls would never find out. Which it is ingame

*Assuming that their is no negative utility to yourself from cheating/the benefit of cheating outweighs the cost

>>386108159
I loved her once, but I saw the pain she had to endure. The horror of departure makes me cry, as saying goodbye is the hardest thing in the world and she has to leave to save us all. No, doing this would hurt too much.

>>386107879
>>386107879
>the people you grew up with who raised you are not the reason why you grew up as you did
wow, you really have to do some fucked up crazy gymnastic to actually believe that.
I'm lucky enough to not have abusive or fucked up parents, and if i consider myself a somewhat decent human being is thanks to them and how they raised me.
To think that in an opposite situation the same logic is not true is just dumb.

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>>386106638

>it's at least not that part of the game.

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>>386106703
>Childhood friend of mine has two moms
>Always wondered why there was always a second women acting like a mom
>Never really thought much of it as a kid cause friend and I just liked doing normal 7 year old shit
>They move to a new home when I was still a child
>Once till I got older and my mom confirmed when she remembered them as the "Lesbian couple on the corner" did I finally figure out my best friends parents at the time were gay.

It took me a lot longer then it should have to figure it out but boy did they have me fouled.

>>386109125
nigga you were dumb kid

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>DAD WALKS IN....

>>386106638
>"I never knew you liked cute girls son, I thought you were a bit gay"

>>386107089
>my parents that were so overly protective that they ruined my entire development process
I have 2 straight parents, but they did the same with me
>and only regained my "true" self if you might call it that way in the past three years after I moved out.
Too bad I can't move out even if I'm almost 25

>>386106703
what's up, chase

>>386109357
>I can't
You're a spineless little bitch. If you want to move out, run away and beg for work

>>386107089
At least they didn't make you a woman (man)

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I've wondered this many times, but what's with parents always walking in on this scene? I mean, I thought it was just me but apparently shit tons of people had someone walk in RIGHT AT THIS SCENE.


Is it some curse?

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>>386108148
>>386109618
There WAS a time in my life where I did crossdressing ...

But only because it made my dick feel good and my girlfriend enjoyed it.
And I was 15 at that time.

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>>386107648
>Not turning into a rebellious teenager who would give his parents shit they deserved
>Not bringing home a girl and fuck her with the door open letting your duke parents know how much better hetero sex is
>Not stealing their credit cards and make their life a loving hell
>Not joining the military as a the final fuck you to them

>>386109513
>run away
Nowhere and no one to go to
>beg for work
I do have a job, but pays too little to pay for my own place.
Adding to that, both my parents are around 60 and retired with a pension(which thanks to the economy fucks up are not enough to sustain their normal life), I'm legally obliged to take care of them financially.
>inb4 look for a better job
Once again, can't.
I currently make about $750/800 per month, which added to my parents' pension, makes for an annual income just a bit below the limit with which you're allowed to almost not pay for medicines, which both need heavily.
If i were to make even just $900 per month, we'd go over that limit, no more almost free meds, which means i'd have to pay for them, effectively resulting in me being able to keep less money for myself than now.
To avoid that, I'd have to find a job which pays me at least $1800/2000 monthly, a salary which only jobs requiring a high level degree offer, and since my parents blew the money they had "saved" for my university using them for stupid shit, I didnt go to university.

Not everyone lives in america kid.

>>386109196
>tfw no qt to lurk /v/ with

real feels
had a gf for a couple years and even though she kind of liked int the whole website was 'too mean'

>>386108207
>toxic masculinity
What are you talking about? Sounds like you just had normal parents. Chicken is great for you. Sports is highly dangerous that can lead to giant effects later in life. And with what we know about sugar junk food shouldn't be given to kids.

>>386110139
>Two parents love me and try their best to raise a good kid
>steal their money and get shot

sure showed them

>>386106638
How can Lukako be both best boy and best girl? It's not fair.

>>386110472
Yeah? Well it worked for John Connor

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>>386106638
.

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stuff like this just hurts now, because I know it's not real, I know I'll never find someone who really does love me and I completely missed any opportunity I had with any girls in the past and while I may realize and accept my pathetic state, that doesn't make it hurt any less

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>>386107349
>lesbians
>hot
haha

>>386110808
iktfb

But you can still get with girls. Just ask your friends or family to get you hooked up. It gets a lot easier after the first time

>>386110074
pretty hot desu

>>386106638
>living at home with your parents

>>386110808
I'm not quite at your level, but I just don't know where to meet girl a now that I'm in the work force. I don't really want to do online dating.

>>386111009
I don't care about sex, I want to be loved

>>386111147
>I want to be loved
Why?

>>386110074
Why did you stop if it made you feel good?

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>>386111382
Life changes.

>>386110074
Why did you stop? There's literally no problem with crossdressing for fun

>>386110139
>joining the military
I thought the point was to stop being a faggot.

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>>386111504
Come on man, people age and at some point crossdressing just doesn't feel right when the cute boy aesthetic dwindles.

>>386111328
Because I sure as hell don't love myself, but I wish there was someone who could
I had one for a little while, but even she grew sick of me

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>>386111147

>>386111678
You don't deserve it

>>386111641
Newfag

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>>386111641
Put me in the screencap.

>>386111641
great screen cap dude, bretty gud
>>386111580
the gayest branch hands down is the navy

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>>386111875
Put me in the screencap calling this anon a fag

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>>386106638

>>386111641
>posted a trap
>shocked people are curious about someone with lesbian parents
Also look it's only a minor thing. Some people just enjoy the feeling of panties and a skirt.

>>386109196
God fucking damn I need this to happen at least once in my life.

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>>386106703

>>386107879
>Your environment growing up doesn't affect you at all, just be a fucking man
I'm sure you were a paragon of masculinity growing up, you dumb fuck. Guess my general paranoia is just me being crazy.

>>386111678
No-one can love someone who doesn't love themselves Shinji. If you want to love yourself then just do stuff that improves you

>>386112318
>if you pause, you have no choice but to start the entire thing over
>they didn't fix this for any of the re-releases
they fucking knew. It's your punishment for trying to pause it when your dad walked in on you playing it.

>>386112459
I already said that I've accepted my situation, I'll never love myself, there's nothing to love, all I feel for myself is a burning furious undending hatred

>everyones parents are insane

sucks doesn't it?
My mother thought the devil was her conscious telling her she was acting crazy.

My dad sold illegal weapons and got me in trouble a lot.

I also had a black dad for like a year and then he left. He was surprisingly the normal one.

hah that actually felt nice to get off my chest.

>>386112605
>The mental state of America

I want a trap as a friend, is it weird?
>inb4 faggot
Yeah, i am a faggot, but i want a "normal" dude for sex and a relationship.

>>386106638
>dad walks in
>stab her in the pussy son
makes you think huh

>>386112739
dont lump all of us together with losers like that

>>386112739
Yeah what >>386112797 said
I'm just one fucking loser, I don't account for everyone

>>386107089
>only regained my "true" self if you might call it that way in the past three years after I moved out.
There's no such thing as a "true" self, you dipshit. Human existence is multifaceted, and every part of your personality is just as true as any other. Persona lied to you.

>>386107763
>All I want is to love faris AND Kurisu
>Faris
You should just kill yourself desu senpai

>>386106638
w...what game

>>386112947
stop

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>Playing life is strange with headphones on
>Don't realize my dad has crept up behind me
>I'm at this part and choose to kiss Chloe
>"Good choice anon, she's pretty cute!"
>Scares the shit out of me, close the game in one nanosecond
>"Yeah... haha..."

>>386107879

And why was he a beta? Who you think raised him you dumb fuck? A child is innocent since he/she is completely molded by her parents.

>>386113182
>he can't sense people with the vibrations through his feet
>he doesn't instinctively take off his headphones for the "that part"

>>386112765
Unless they come from 4chan, they seem to get really offended by that term, "trap."
blah blah fetishization of a minority blah blah

>>386112683
My mom used to say if kids don't have something to tell their therapist the parents did something wrong.

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>>386113420
It's become a habit of mine to fully wear only one headphone the other being partly off as to not lose the hearing sense of surroundings. Even now when I moved out and live alone it still doesn't feel right to have headphones put on properly because there's a feeling that I might miss some important sound.

>>386106703
Holy shit, I'm so sorry anon. Who taught you to piss while standing and throw a punch though?

>>386113608
I normally take my head phones both off just so I can asses how loud they are to others.

>tfw I learned more basic hygiene from hentai than my dad

>>386112947
Will the dad fuck her?

>>386113775
>her

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>>386113173

>>386113775
>her

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>>386111792
There's always one of you hypocrites, everywhere.

>>386113608
>Noticeable hearing loss in left ear. Thanks genetics, I loved those chronic ear infections!
>Keep headphone over bad ear
>Though volume is up, can still hear with right.
It's annoying when songs make use of the stereo feature and you miss some parts.

>>386107089
>Parents are a bit protective
>Better break all contact with the,
That doesn't sound like their fault, you arsehole.

>>386108159
A man of taste i see

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>>386113173

Trapfags are the new furfags. Obnoxious and annoying

>>386112947
Sauce?

>>386113498
he doesn't mean trans people.

>>386114263
Where can I find a smol qt femboi bf?

>>386114338
So does that mean furries are fine now?

>>386114364
I found it within 18 seconds on sadpanda and I'm a highschool dropout.

Why can't you?

>>386114452
Try china

>>386114452
M O S C O W
though am not that smol and more of a bishie

>>386114632
post pics now

>>386114658
I don't want to get my workplace static IP banned. Post discord.

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>>386114263

>>386114726
send the last part of a imgur link then

>>386114726
https://discord.gg/v8payxQ

post it here

>>386115430
Will do.

>>386114994
a/hTitv

Hope I did that right.

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>>386115430
what kind of discord is this before I jump in?

>>386115825
cute

You guys are of homosex.

Not op but

>>386107879
>your parents aren't the reason you're shit
this must be the most stupid and yet most used argument in the history

Do you people saying this have any idea of how more likely are orphan kids to grow up as criminals? Do you really believe in free will, that you are what you are because you are special in any way?

Everyone is the product of their upbringing, the sum of all their experiences and if your experiences as a kid were shitty, if your parents didn't love you, had mental illness, no money or just couldn't or never cared enough to give their son a decent education your life will be utomatically more difficult.

>what a loser searching for people to blame for his failures
No anon, my failures are my own, I am to blame for every time I screwed up but it's still stupid to think that I would've screwed up if I received the best education, if I didn't have abusive parents, if I wasn't bullied every day of my school life because I was weird because my parents were fucked up because they couldn't stand each other because they married young and stupid.

>having money doesn't mean you'll grow up successful
no it doesn't, just like growing poor or without parents mean that you'll be a fuck up. It just makes things much, much more difficult.

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Why is /v/ so fucking gay?

>>386115878

Called "SomethingLewd". One of the admins says its a trap discord.

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>>386115981
welcome to /v/

>>386116050
>/v/
>more like 4chan
>more like the whole fucking web
yaoi and gay porn are EVERYWHERE. I can't even get into /gif/ anymore, place turned into full gbltetc shitfest

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>>386116057
good enough for me

>>386115910
Thanks

>>386116154
I was just on /gif/ and had a nice fap to a lovely lady's fat ass, so I think you're overexaggerating

>>386106638
>dad walks in
>I am raiding on wow
>He gets mad
>Because I am raiding without him
>Wait for him to connect and play together

I have to thank my dad for my love of mmorpgs

>>386106638
Literally not gay in that timeline.

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How can you explain this.

>>386116015
shut up cuck

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>>386116603
Anything is possible if you're cute

>>386106638
im old, but when i was a kid we had a amstrad cpc and the game of the hour was boulder dash
which my dad played again and again, its the only time i ever saw my dad play video games
i lost him at least 2 years ago and that is the most vivid memory i have of him when most have disappeared
/v/ go play with your dad hang out with him please for this oldfags sake

>>386109196
It's a shame that guy let enough of his information leak that he got doxxed. And that he had an ugly horse face. And that he was a Jewish bugchaser. And that he was in denial about being gay and a tranny.

>>386116852
My dad doesn't like video games sadly. The only interest he ever had with vidya games was Wii sports bowling.

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>play Overwatch
>go to hero gallery so I can switch around voice lines on Junkrat
>dad walks in
>looks at screen in complete silence
>finally says "Nice!" and gives me a thumbs up
What did he mean by this?

>>386112765
I'll be your friend!

>>386117261
play that with him then, its not about the game its about the time, and i hate to depress every one on /v/ but you never have enough time with your parents

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>>386116892
>bugchaser
Wow, Real or not I'm gonna believe this to be true just for how that story unfolds.
bullet to the head for all bugchasers & gift givers

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>>386117369

You have to figure your dad liked Mad Max's style as well.

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>dad menacingly walks in

>>386117604
True.

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>>386117635
>morning dad!

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>>386117635
wait a minute, is that...

>>386109196
wait a second is this broccolibutts?

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>>386117635
>o-ohai dad!

>>386119930
Yes.
Those latest videos last month are really good

>>386107089
>avatarfagging
Kys

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>>386106638
>some retarded faggot turns the thread into his livejournal and of course /v/ bites
never change

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>>386117369
>dad walks in
>starts playing Overwatch
>can't stand the game anymore but he won't play anything else

>>386110425
>it's not weird at all to walk your child to school every single day from kindergarten to high school
>it's not their fault that their kid was bullied for having dyke moms and there was no father around to tell him to man the fuck up
not everyone is created equal, nigger. some people are better parents than others. you sound like you's be a shitty parent

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>>386106638
Nothing bad has ever happened in a video game when my parents have been looking.
I've almost been caught with porn I could never afford to get caught for because I give very little fucks about where I leave it with my PC.

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>>386108159
>telling him to pick Suzu after what happens when you listen to her parting wish.
That game was so cruel.