Find a flaw

just go away sybb ffs

It looks just like 2B's ass

>>386100976
It does? How?

>>386101107
It's big and round and a little on the fat side

Right cheek looks twice as large as left. Always wished I could've played this tho

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>>386100425
For fuck's sake, Sybb. You have been posting about video game asses for over ten years now, all while collecting welfare checks the whole time.

Every time I see a thread about your obscure low-poly waifu, I become a little bit more depressed because your autism prevents you from ever having self awareness, meaning you're little better than a retarded animal and you're never going to realise the horrendous way you have wasted your life.

>>386101519
It's because she's leaning onto her left leg. Her left cheek gets squished, that's why it looks smaller.

>>386100425
>It's clearly better than 2B's ass.

Horseshit. I can see polygons.

>>386101828
Because you're comparing 2003 GameCube tech with 2016 Ps4 tech.

Compare the size and shape of the ass instead.

>>386101519
Her stance prevent the left cheek from hanging like the right one does

>>386101828
Eh. It's pretty good I guess.

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They literally have the same ass. 2B's is made from more polygons, making it look smoother, but the size and shape are the same.

>>386100425
Was this game any fun?
I remember watching a trailer that came on the gc viewtiful joe disk. Never saw this game in any stores

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>>386100425
Jesus Christ, what's with the name?
It's like they forgot how to change it from its project name before release or something

>>386102478
It's all about her ass. Game was only fun for autists.

>>386102478
I never got around to playing it. Here's a review though

https://www.gamefaqs.com/gamecube/562549-pn-03/reviews/62472

>>386102472
They both could shed a few pounds back there.

>>386102472
Difference is Vanessa's ass is jiggly as hell.

>>386103136
Nothing wrong with a jiggly ass

>>386103418
If it jiggles as much as hers does, it's a bit too fat

how is a thread about ass video games?
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/oshiri
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/SquishyButtsHQ

/r/ironicgamers

>>386103747
Because it's vidya ass

>tfw PN03 fan
>it's impossible to talk about it here
has there ever been an honest PN03 thread in the history of /v/?

>>386103853
t. 16 year old brazilian

>>386104160
What is there to talk about it, honestly? People usually debate how plump her ass is or how much it jiggles.

>>386104316
Sybb is not people, he's just one autistic swede.

>>386104353
>thinking Sybb is the only who likes talking about ass

>>386104160
The gameplay itself isn't that interesting, desu. And if you want to grind for the sexy costumes it becomes downright tedious.
The best thing about the game is the way she moves.

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>>386104456
Go away, Sybb.

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>>386104810
You mean the way her ass moves on its own

>>386102746
"Product Number 3" sounds like a good name.

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>>386100425
Is it fun?

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>>386105124

Anytime i am feeling down, it helps to remember some autistic loser keeps making the same pointless thread.

>>386105124
Ok this is too much

>>386105505
Don't you think it's fun to watch her ass bounce up and down as she runs?

>>386105715
"Too much"?

>>386105916
Sybb, why are you so fucking creepy? Do you get off hearing people talk about butts?

>>386105916
It bounces too much. It looks fat.

>>386106352
It looks a bit fatty yes, but what's wrong with that?

>>386106352
t. Irish
Nigga, asses are made of fat. All assess move like that regardless of size. If not, you're looking at a skelly.

>>386100425
The ass is literally the only good thing about that game. That particular suit takes so much grinding of this horrible piece of shit game it's not worth it.
No, no it's not a hidden gem. It's a terrible game with a nice ass.

>>386106956
>asses are made of fat
And muscle

>all asses move like that regardless of size
They most certainly don't. Just because you run doesn't mean your ass bounce up and down like that

>>386108249
If you zoom in on any ass, it moves like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RszF4XZUReo

>>386108654
>any ass
>chooses one of the fattest asses in track and field history

Nice try. You only prove my point you need a fat butt for it to bounce up and down like that.

>>386108654
The olympics are a gold mine for magnificent asses. Too bad I'm a socially awkward skeleton who would never appeal to an olympian.

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>>386102997
>virgin white boy

>>386108787
>It must be a fat ass because otherwise I have no argument
Ayy dios mio