>game remembers your birthday

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>Game comes 1 september.
>Birthday is 31 august.

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>birthday is in the middle of the year
>never have to wait more than six months for presents

>tfw no one comes to your party

me for the past 10 years

>we're supposed to believe that all this crazy stuff happens in the same world a King Kong movie was made

What is life in the Metal Gear universe like as a citizen?

>>386094814

why is this a thing? I went to a birthday party and they did this.

>>386095125
I know it's only done when the person gets 18 years old, or 21 depending on where you are.

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>>386092958
>birthday today
>no games mentioned it
>no family mentioned it
>no friends
>no coworkers mentioned it

>>386095330
Happy birthday, anon.

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>>386095330
happy birthday, anon

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>>386095330
Happy Birthday Anon

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>>386095330
Happy birthday, Anon.

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>>386095330
happy birthday loser

>>386095330
It was your birthday last year

>>386094814
>birthday is in the middle of the year
>live in abject poverty so all holidays are normal regular days
>normalfags lose their shit and literally cannot comprehend this when told

>>386095330
Happy birthday anon!!

>>386095330
Trust me, it's worse when only your family mention it. If there anything like my family, they'll just go on and on asking you why you don't have a GF yet.

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>>386095330

Happy birthday, anon!

>>386095896
Hey anon why dont you have a GF yet?

>>386095330
happy birthday friendo

>>386095883
Maybe stop living in Brazil.

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>>386095330

>>386095896
Anon, when are you getting a gf?

>>386095896
For some reason they skip asking me why i don't have a gf and keep saying I need to have a kid.

>>386096067
What does country have to do with anything? Are you shitposting? I live in America, the worst first-world country to be poor in Polite sage

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>>386092958
Happy birthdat, OP
Here's a flag.

>>386095330
I'll buy you a game on Steam if it's really your birthday. I only have $25 though.

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>>386095330
happy birthday anon

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>>386095330
happy birthday anon

>>386096180
/vint/ revealed that we have tons of poorfags from Brazil.

>>386096339
It is really my birthday, and I appreciate the sentiment. Buy yourself something instead.

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>>386095330
Happy birthday! God bless you, anon. It may seem lonely but He is always by your side. Summon him and you will be heard, seek and you will find, ask and you will receive. Have an amazing day, I hope many more birthdays come for you.

>>386095330
Ayyy we share the same birthday, happy birthday anon

>>386095330
Happy birthday, son

t. your father

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>>386095330
Happy birthday. Go do something nice, tonight or tomorrow.

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>>386095330
>>386095446
>>386095497
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>>386095737
>>386095826
>>386095859
>>386095894
>>386095896
>>386095973
>Trust me, it's worse when only your family mention it. If there anything like my family, they'll just go on and on asking you why you don't have a GF yet.
>>386096046
>>386096074
>>386096339
>>386096384
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>>386096680
This is truly the internet hate machine

>>386095330
Happy birthday, anon. How old are you now?

>>386095330
Happy birthday, anon!

>>386096821
>Lists out all the people who said happy birthday.
>Completely forgot to mention me ;-;
>feelsbadman.jpg

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>>386095330
Feliz cumpleaños anon.

>>386097039
30. It's all downhill from here.

>>386096119
>>386095896
>parents told me that they don't mind me not having a gf in highschool because I'm not wasting time
>still have no gf but doesn't bother me since I'm happy from self-improvement
Are they going to ask me why I don't have one yet?

>>386097398
Still got another few years before I hit there too, but hey, at least we'll be rolling down together. Best of luck to you, anon.

>>386097406
>still have no gf but doesn't bother me since I'm happy from self-improvement
Isn't that feminism?

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>>386095330
Happy Birthday Anon!

>>386097406
Here in Brazil high school starts when we are 12 and ends when we are 24. University lasts another 12 years.

So you'd be ok here.

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>>386094716
I know this feel

>Birthday is in the beginning of August
>Most games come out fall-spring

>>386097398
Good thing is that you completed your path to become a wizard.

Great powers awaits...

>>386094716
Same birthday here

>>386092958
>NPC has something to say on almost every holiday

The Calendar Man Easter egg was pretty neat in Arkhan City.

>>386097553
What?

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>>386092958
Yup, the great power of being an alcoholic or a disposable husband. Yay.

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>>386098098
>Disposable husband
I'm sure you're fine, hon.

>>386097880
Making women feel self-empowered because they have a pussy but doing nothing but making their life miserable with encouraging to have full time careers and have casual sex.

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>>386095330
Happy birthday, sucker

>be OP
>it's my birthday
>it's also someone else's birthday here too
>>386095330
Happy birthday, anon.

>>386098248
You never know, mate. My wife can divorce for any reason at all, take the kids, take the house, and take my money with little resistance.

>>386098320
No? I'm just making myself feel happier by learning new stuff and doing some productive stuff. It legit makes you feel better and it alleviates the depression I have. Having other hobbies makes playing videogames and watching anime more enjoyable because you're not constantly doing them all day.

>inb4 normalfaggot or chad
I barely go to social events and I mostly talk with a close group of friends.

>>386098557
Just try and be the best husband/father you can be, friendo.

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>>386098543
Happy birthday to you too OP.

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>>386098747
Thanks,anon.
>>386098702
Good to hear that you are doing well and thank you for the advice.

>tell everyone to forget about my birthday
>they do
>it still hurts when no one says anything
why do I do this to myself

>playing games on your birthday
God you guys really are lonely faggots

>>386099176
Happy birthday women's studies teacher.

Alright, i'm going to hop off. Happy birthday, anons!

>>386095330
Happy Birthday anon!

>>386095330
Happy birthday, Anon!
I've also noticed that everytime someone mentions that it's their birthday, they get a lot of (you)s. Not complaining, but I find it nice and conforting. I hope you have a wonderful day, Anon!

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>>386095330
My birthday was yesterday and I was taken out to dinner by a girl who revealed she had a crush on me

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>>386092958
>miss this scene for the second time since the game came out

>>386095330
Happy birthday anon!

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>>386095330
Happy birthday

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>>386095330
happy birthday anon!

have some tifas to cheer you up