Who's your daddy?

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delete this

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Why do threads about this game keep showing up? This is a shitty overpriced visual novel that only has any kind of notability because some e-celebs put their names on it. I feel like everything that can be wrong with a game is wrong with this game. These threads have to be bait, and I am biting like a pigeon.

When's Dream Mommy? I'll buy that.

Amanda.

Amanda is my daddy

>>386092598
Amanda.

>>386094425
>why do people talk about video games I hate, they're all bait and shills and evil and meanie and argh!

It's also hilarious how you fixate on who made the game and act like they raped you in your sleep or something.

>>386092598
None, this game is shit.

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>>386092598
Craig, the best choice

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>>386092598

Zyklon-B, you wanna meet him?

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>>386094616
That's not Brian. but Craig is just as good, I'm so sad you can't have both of them

>>386094572
All I am saying is that visual novels like this are the laziest, dime-a-dozen "games" you can possibly make and this one has absolutely nothing setting it apart other than an endorsement. If it wasn't for the name, nobody would be talking about this garbage. But hey, you can spend your $15 dollars on whatever you want.

>>386094616
such a qt, too bad he's asian and probably has a small dick desu

>>386095031
People talk about these kinds of games and other point-and-click games on /v/ all the times. Sounds like you're simply upset because of Game Grumps and it being gay instead of straight.

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>>386095225
Same wrong stereotype as the "all black men are hung" one. Many Asian men have average and even large penises.

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and what does he do?

>>386095349
This has nothing to do with it being about homosexuals or the fact that it's gamegrumps. It has everything to do with the fact that they took the laziest type of game to make, put no real creativity into it, slapped a celebrity endorsement on it and watch as people just eat it right up. Now there are like 5 discussions a day on /v/ about a game without gameplay.

>>386096197
And I'm sure you go around to all the other threads about these kinds of games and incessantly bitch about people liking them for having "no gameplay", right?

>>386092598
>those horrendous character designs
Even monster girl quest and its shoe lace budget has better designed characters then a game with the backing of e-celebs. fucking explain this shit to me.

>>386096410
explain how they're horrendous

Are these new Overwatch skins?

>>386096397
Typically I don't see threads about visual novels besides this one on /v/. Unless there is something about this game that I am missing, it seems that it's just fans of a youtube channel defending anything put out by their e-friends, regardless of quality. If you went on steam, I guarantee you will find countless obscure visual novels that are obscure for good reason. Most popular visual novels are either very cheap or free. What could possibly set this apart? Unless it's a meme I wasn't let in on.

>>386096695
Just look at >>386093705 for a good example for how it looks like shit.The nose is fucking ugly, the hair it rather shitty (Who the fuck grooms a beard but not hair) The amount of body hair is fucked, they try making him look fat with a shirt on and yet when he takes it off it looks like it's more firm rather then actual fat (Or, in layman's terms, he has more muscles then fat) and just the design itself screams tumblr tier artists.

>>386097054
Most VNs are superior to this trash. This is by far the most shallow shit I've ever tried.

>>386097949
>>386097054
And apparently it has some kind of detrimental effect on you as well, to be this upset over a simple dating sim.

>>386097652
And we have this guy here whining about how a fictional guy in a dating sim isn't realistic and tumblr boogiemen.

>>386097054
Basically this. Though, once in a blue moon you might see a Rance thread pop up, but that series actually tries having some form of gameplay and creativity.

>>386098446
It just feels like if a middle schooler wrote a shitty haiku and starting being praised as a great author. If you would be so kind, could you please tell me what it is about this game you actually like?

>>386099014
Don't know why I should "justify" myself to you, but fine. I like the character designs and personalities. It's cute. And it's fun. Is it Shakespeare? No. Is it Final Fantasy VII? No. It doesn't need to be. It's fine how it is.

>>386099245
>It's fine how it is.
The fact is, even the most generic VN could blast it in both departments is pretty fucking sad

>>386099369
I don't give a shit about how other dating sims are compared to this. I play them as well, and I don't sit there thinking "MAN OH MAN WHY AM I PLAYING THIS INSTEAD OF SOMETHIGN ELSE BECAUSE THEY MIGHT DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT OR BETTER FUCK MY LIFE AND EVERYONE IN IT", I enjoy what I play. Do you enjoy what you play?

>>386099705
>Do you enjoy what you play?
When it's not complete ass, yes.

>>386099808
That's your opinion. Sorry I don't share it. You're free to be angry at me for liking what you hate.

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>tfw best daddy's best ending got the axe because they didn't want to offend faggots

>>386100578
That's Halloween DLC, doofus.

>>386100758
>a visual novel with on "disc" dlc

If that's true the developers should be dragged into the street and pelted with old shoes.

>>386101304
>I have to bitch and moan about anything

Aren't there any threads about games you like you could be enjoying instead of being in a thread about a game you hate having a shitfit?

>>386101490
You know what, i really can't tell anymore if you're actually ironically defending it or not

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I want Hawk to be my daddy.

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>>386101490
>defending on disc dlc in a visual novel

Just when I thought faggots on /v/ couldn't sink any lower.

>>386092598
I don't get why people don't like this game
>full of GG jokes and memes
>had depth in its dialogue
>many endings which are all extremely satisfying
face it, you faggots just can't admit this is a good game

Dream Mommy when?

>>386104935
If this game continues to do well enough, I could see them make a game where you play a mom and romance other moms

>>386101730
>le maymays

I like it. You don't like it. That's fine, but remaining in here demanding me to tell you why I like it and complaining nonstop about it is, what do they call it, autistic?

>>386103014
Are you assuming it's something we'll have to pay for? And why would the Halloween DLC be in the game in the beginning of August?

>>386104852
the only GG jokes I remember are the burger T-shirt and the Danny Sexbang outfit

>>386104852
Sounds like complete cancer. Also, wow, it has what every other VN has, what a surprise. Seriously, this seems to be babies first Visual Novel

>>386092598
The white one.

>>386094616
....Bro....

>>386093705
>Hottest daddy
>Also hottest mommy

>>386106314
>kavetch, kavetch, kavetch

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>tfw you will never ride Craig while grabbing his rock-firm pecs

>>386108027
Anon, that's gay

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Why are there so many threads for this vn lately

Where is my mummy cummy simulator?

>>386108469
1.) Made by Game Grumps
2.) Western Gay VN are rare
3.) The Dads are attractive
4.) Used to start a husbando thread(which I think it shouldn't)
5.) It's not that bad

>>386106314
>, wow, it has what every other VN has, what a surprise.
IT HAS EVEN LESS!

>>386108836
>Western Gay VN are rare
Steam got at least two new releases last month besides DD, yet I don't see people sperging over them.

>>386109113
Yeah, it's missing a bunch of XXX porn with gaping orifices and rape and juices flying everywhere, all of which are apparently required for dating sims by cosmic law.

>>386109217
You're pretty upset over people liking this game. I know it's /v/ and we're required to despise video games but lighten up a little.

>>386109217
Maybe because the characters were good looking or they weren't good

>>386108469
no idea, i'm guessing /pol/fags are assblasted this game even exists

>>386109328
>Yeah, it's missing a bunch of XXX porn with gaping orifices and rape and juices flying everywhere, all of which are apparently required for dating sims by cosmic law
It's also missing more than 1 CG with consistent art per route, something even the shittiest vn can manage. Also a goddamn backlog and a save system that isn't retarded.

>>386109369
>they weren't good
Well, seeing how well DD is doing, that's actually not that important.

>>386109605
Subjective

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>>386092598
Koopa.

>>386108469
it's easy bait

>>386093705
This is what perfection looks like

>>386109971
Bait for the whiny bitches who need something to complain about every three hours or they'll die, anyway. I wonder if there would be this same amount of bitching if the Game Grumps hadn't helped make it, considering /v/'s deep-seated hatred of anyone who is successful at life involving video games.

>>386109915
>tfw its bowser day today
Im ready

>>386092598
>not being able to seduce your daughter
>not being able to seduce any of the girls
ABSOLUTELY GARBAGE TIER

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Ginger bear sweetheart #1. Craig is a very close #2. Damien is sitting pretty at #3.

>>386111512
incestfags and pedophiles need to leave

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>>386092598
What the fuck is this?

>>386110370
I'm almost certain that it's the Game Grumps logo that causes the most bitching over the game, had they left it out there would maybe be a handful of threads but overall go ignored, instead of around 5 threads a day

>>386111750
No way. I'm waiting for the superior bootleg version of this game, Dream Daughter: A Loli Dating Simulator. Somebody get to work on this shit RIGHT NOW!

>>386111883
A shitty VN where you're not allowed to date any girls.

>>386092598
The one with the masculine vagina

>>386111912
I'll never understand why /v/irgins can just not give a damn about people on Youtube either way, they either gush over them or go insane with rage at the slightest mention of them.

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>>386111883
a game where you are a dad and romance dads, bests dads are Brian and Craig

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>>386112014
Superior taste

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But how much dadposting does it have?

>>386111989
>where you're not allowed to date any girls

>getting this angry over the core purpose of the game when a million heterosexual dating sims exist

>>386111989
Go play Huniepop

>>386112187
Aw, shove it up your ass, homo. A game like this that gives such tantalizing lolis and doesn't let you date them is garbage.

>>386112396
Then go play a game that lets you date lolis and quit your bitching.

>>386112478
>ju-just go away!
Pillow-biters, I swear.

>>386112629
So you just wanna stick around and bitch?

>>386111750
The daughter's 18 faggot

>>386113139
That's why I included incestfags. Besides Roberts daughter, the rest are underage.

>>386093705
Wait
This has a vagina?

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>>386113198
>the rest are underage

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>>386113463
Val is the hottest anyway

>>386113434
No, the goth one has the vagina

>>386113569
>>386113434
Transpeople saw that Damien wears binders in order to have the male shape Victorian Era men had that society demanded they have and immediately assumed he has tits and is a trans himself. A dev later said "Eh, why not, yeah he's trans" in order not to offend them. So Damien went from a full man who wears binders because they're Victorian to a transman hiding his tits.

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>enter thread for the white fat dudes daughter
>no pictures of her

>>386113946
The white fat dude is hotter, I dont know why you expect any different.

>>386113946
It really is a shame.

>>386111592
>>386114159
I want him to throw me in bed and then body slam me

>>386113928
And now I can get barely any porn of him because tumblr will attack anyone who draws him with a cock, or even attack anyone who draws him with a vagina because that'd be "Fetishizing trans bodies", not much elsewhere is delivering except for a few pieces from /y/

>>386113946
Who cares about that fat bitch when there's Craig's twins?

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>>386114395
Craig is better

>>386092598
This shit is fucking gay. And not "I jerk off to traps gay". Not even "I would suck off and/or get fucked by a trap" gay. This is full on "I am a homosexual and am not interested in women in any way" fucking gay shit.

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>>386114453
Golly, you dont say

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>>386114453
Excellent deduction skills, Holmes. Another win for the Brits.

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How does one deal with being extremely ugly and knowing you'll never have someone look at you with longing?

>>386114695
what a retarded post
underaged b&

>>386114695
Burying yourself in fantasy and porn and pretending that you dont care about your lack of a hold on the standards of reality.

>>386114695
By inflating your own ego to monstrous proportions; it's not that they don't want you, it's that you're too good for them, etc...

>>386114453
isn't this pasta

>>386115013
Yes

>>386115013
No

>>386114852
But then you're just very ugly and also annoying and hated.