How does /v/ sit while playing vidya?

>>386084373
wtf are those numbers? Is this some stupid american way of measuring something?

>>386084495
....serious?

>>386084373
I like to put my legs behind my head so I can suck my dick while playing video games

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>>386084495

>>386084495
>European education

>>386084495
Im assuming you're a retarded brit, cant wait for you slags to leave the eu

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>>386084495

>>386084495
OBSESSED

90 for multiplayer, 95 for singleplayer.
>taking the bait

>>386084751
>replying to bait
>US """"""""education""""""""""""

>>386084981
>merely pretending to be retarded

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>>386084495

>>386084495

I'm pretty sure that's a measurement of how hot you're looking in those positions, but it's measured in faranheight so that's what got you confused.

The casual position on the right obvious looks the most hot and alpha, while that Quasimodo looking nerd on the left scores a meager 70 faranheight on the hotness scale.

Unless you have special ergonomics in your seat the third position is hell on your lower back.

>>386084373
90 for hentai games
Anywhere from 110 to 180 for regular games

I sit crosslegged in my chair at a 90 degree

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>>386084373
in one of these three

>>386085650
180?
I hope you're on the couch or something anon

>>386085774
Literally me

>>386085650
>180
do you have a monitor in the ceiling?

>>386085774

i do 2 and 3 alot but 1 looks really uncomfy

>>386084373
I'm either serious or focused. Even when I'm causaly playing a game it's just uncomfortable for me to lean back like that.

Serious position is the best for farting while playing

>>386084657
fuck I thought I was the only one!

>>386085774
Tits or GTFO

>>386085948
only girls do 1

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like this

>>386085809
Of course, there's no way I can sit 180 in a chair.
>>386085946
No, have you never heard of laying down and playing vidya?

>>386085284
kek

>>386086290
I only do this when i'm searching up porn or watching videos in bed

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>>386086290
lmao what do you mean " my dad "? Is he in an urn?

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>>386084373

>>386084373
right now casul all the way

if i'm being ganked upon in dark soles 3 i switch to srs with a lil bit of a slouch

>>386086290
Why are the cremated remains of your dad on the floor next to your bed.

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>>386085774
>Not doing the flatfooted asian squat instead of the retarded tiptoe squat

>>386086631
>asian
I think you meant slav

>>386084373
>sit

>>386086631
>not doing tiptoe
>not wanting boulder sized calves
leglet.

>>386086290
how the fuck do you even game with a mouse on a bed?

I'm usually at 80-90º but my legs are pulled up to my chest so really its like 10º

>>386086783
There's only 1 exercise you can do per muscle in the calves, and sit squating takes care of only 1 of them

>>386086858
well, its bad for your posture and sleeping to have a soft bed, so a good indicator is if its hard to use a mouse its too soft

>>386084373
Cross-legged on my bed, playing a mixed input of controller and mouse. I have statistically the worst aim in some games. I just don't have room for a battlestation.

>>386086946
do not speak to me leglet

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I grew up in Hawaii so I sit like this.
My fellow Strayabros do this too I imagine.

>>386085774
Usually this mostly 2 and 3

>>386087084
I don't want to argue with a retarded lanklet like you anyway.

Bye bitch

>>386087150
Do you also shit like this

>>386087251
I shit in my outdoor shower. It all flows into my garden for the nitrates so I don't really care.

>>386087363
forgot to mention I also use Burts Bees soap because It's good for the environment and I like smelling like honey

>>386087209
poor little leglet can't even walk around his house without his legs hurting

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>>386087251

anyone else ever set up their computer in the bathroom? It's pretty great because I have a comfy toilet seat thats supposed to be for potty training kids. I can take a shit in the middle of the game too and I always make sure to catch it on my mic so everyone can hear me shitting. I started doing it because I was doing a K-on marathon and I was eating peanut butter captain crunch, and I forgot that if you drink the sugary water leftover in cereal it gives you the shits. A new dimension of torment was being unleashed from my bowels but meanwhile, I didn't want to interrupt my K-on marathon so I setup my laptop on the floor. It really helped me ignore the pain so now its my tradition every year to rewatch K-on on the toilet

>>386084373
implying /v/ actually play vidya

>>386087251
not him but this is how your actually supposed to. those poo and loos, they may be shit streeters but they get ONE thing right.

if you position this way and just relax the shit just slides outta your ass and youll need just 1 piece of paper to make sure your clean. sitting and tensing forces the shit out and smears it along the inside of your guts and anus, and its the reason who hammeroidal clinics are a dime a dozen in places in america even if americans dont shit on the streets.

MODERN americans, that is. reemember old movies or media where the man takes a newspaper to the toilet and spends a fucking hour? its because you can still get nearly the same effect sitting, you just have to wait. if you tense up at any moment, game over, you cut the log in half and forced half the log back up

>>386087502
This is factually the best way to shit and humans were developed with this shit method in mind. Try it and see how naturally the shit ejects from your anus.

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People who say they don't sit like this are fucking liars.

>>386087209
Why do niggas pretend to be you when they aren't you

>>386087883
What happens if you shit while standing up straight?
I'm too scared to try it

>>386087985
>doesn't own a chair that reclines

t. poorfag

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>>386087992
It would be extremely painful.

>>386087792
I know, I just never manage to bring myself to do it this way. And I have been having hemorrhoids for five years now.

>>386088194
then do the second half dummy. you can still get the same shitting from sitting if you just plonk your ass down and wait. seriously, do not flex or push. WAIT. even if you feel stupid and 10 minutes pass

>>386088185
Who the fuck has a rubber band arround the anal canal.
This images holy shit.

>>386088574
don't knock it until you try it

>>386088574
clench your anus

now think about how this works

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>>386088574
bodies are the weirdest things

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>>386088728
>>386088698
>>386088769
Wheres the fucking band?

>>386088185
For you

>Got a new chair.
>Put it together.
>Feel like the chair is pushing forward on me.
>Turn it to face the other way.
>Feel like I'm reclining when the recline is locked.
>Take a look at the base.
>The fucking hole the piston goes into is slanted
>Lost the receipt
Fuck off Staples you sell such shitty products.

>>386088830
see that darker portion on each side

>>386088880
>would gladly of refunded or exchanged it for full value
>lose the receipt
>ITS FUCKING STAPLES FAULT

>>386088442
That's what I'm forced to do if I want to minimize pain but it's like breathing manually, I don't do it most of the time. Worst part is I have a terrible habit of constantly flexing and pushing like crazy when I don't think about it.

>>386088769
Does this explain why i hear my lower spine cracking when i clench my asshole?

>>386088830
That's a pic from the older version which didn't have some QoL changes like the shitting muscle and the back pain bugfix.
You didn't forget to update, did you?

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>>386086290
WHOA THIS IS COMFY THANKS ANON

>>386086472
>>386086535
>2017
>keeping your dad in an urn

>>386084495
This is how you write bait

Don't forget you're also supposed to squat when you shit. Otherwise you'll be straining your asshole asshole.

>>386086290
I game on my laptop on bed too but not like that

>>386088881
dang!

So much disappointment.

>>386089781
oh no its a leftover vegemite jar

Casual is the best way to sit.

>>386084373
I tried sitting "casual" several times before. All it does is fuck my neck up