ITT: Games women will never understand

my sister loves this game

>>386059181
tru

>>386058992
>Games people with taste will never understand
Fixed

>>386059181
>no blacks
>no women

no wonder it's hated.

>>386059884
Name a better game that has come out this year.

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>>386059884

>>386060003
it has blacks though. If you mean in the party, then you're right.

>>386058992
Bitches love Zelda tho

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No girl will ever understand this game OR my pain...

>>386060081
Citadel forged with fire. It might be buggy but it has content and they didn't lie about what we're getting.

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>>386060239
JUST BECAUSE YOU LIKE A GAME DOESN'T MEAN YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND IT YOU GODDAMN TROGLODYTES

>>386060561
>>386058992
Just because you say someone doesn't understand something doesn't mean they don't, retard.

>>386060719
woman

>>386060989
I bet you feel so masculine and empowered right now.

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they will never understand the bond between master and dog

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>>386061375
W-what is this rotation?

Women love Zelda though OP. I have like 4 sisters and the only games they've ever touched are Zelda, Skyrim, and Pokemon. Except one who played a lot of Dark Souls, but that's it. Women love Zelda OP.

>>386059181
HAH that genuinely made me laugh good lord that game was fucking terrible.

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Every time I was playing Animal Crossing my gf was just looking at my screen and saying : "my God... How much of a fag do you have to be to play that shit game ?"

I tried to make her understand that sometimes, it was nice to have a cpmfy little game where your basic goal is just to chill, fish, and capture insects... She never got it. Fortunately I met some bros who were also hiding from their gf to play this game. And that convinced me that women just don't have any sensitivity.

>>386063482
Nah you're clearly a fag. AC is shit. Harvest moon is so much better it's laughable

>>386062235

And? Enjoyment and understanding are two completely different things

>>386059181
Picnic with the boys

>>386064259
What's to understand with Zelda?
>Zelda/other girl get's captured or something
>link goes to save her
>is a part of a big prophecy
I love Zelda, but I'm afraid it really is that simple

>>386058992

Why do you think is hard for women to understand a game with basically no story OP?

>>386064551

Simple things are often the most difficult to understand

>>386064705
Explain to me what you understand

>>386058992
Women love Zelda games. Are you retarded, OP?

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This and any other heavy story driven game

>>386060719
m'lady *tips*

>>386064984
if anything with this game's reliance on sentimental shit it is made FOR women

>>386063647
Is it comfy though?

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>>386059884
NOOO!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO SAY IT'S A 10/10 GAME AND THE BEST ZELDA EVER MADE!!! REEEEEEEE!!!!

>ITT: memes from other boards that /v/ will never understand

>>386065073
Nah, it's too heavy for them to get. All they want is cute male characters that they can ship together

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>>386065073
Women are attracted to story-driven games tho.
It's games that rely on heavy action and violence that turn them off.

>>386065484
das qt

>>386065447
>too heavy
>anime characters sacrificing themselves is too heavy

>>386058992
>sister tries to play
>gets ass beat
I wish my family was better at video games

>>386058992
Zelda is the most popular series with women though. My mom has probably beaten more zelda games than most of /v/.

Fucking Red Dead Redemption
>Hurr Durr why doesn't John just run away out the doooooooor?

>>386065576
For women yeah
>sister is watching me play the game
>get to the part where Emil "dies"
>Kaine slaps Nier
>sister laughs

>>386065775
Seems like she's several levels above you in terms of mental fortitude as she's aware that shit just can't be taken seriously.

>>386063647
Are you a woman ?

>>386060081
Alright, anon. I'll give you that. Zelda is the best game in a year with almost zero good games. Congrats. If this game came out out two years ago, it might not even be nominated for goty.

>>386065880
Nah I'm a dude(female)

This may be the most autistic thread I've seen today.

>>386060561
There's nothing to understand.

>>386063482
I'm with your gf on this one. A bunch of girls I used to work with played it though.

>>386060081
Nioh honestly.

>>386058992
Its the equivalent of Nier Automata for females.

>>386066192
Nier Automata is for females, it's a tumblr/twitter memegame.

>>386066326
women are not skilled enough to play that game!

>>386060719
It's a /tv/ meme retard.

>>386066326
He means that females get to run around as a cute boy schlick it much like males who play N:A get to run around as a fine ass female and jerk off to her.
You fucking retards.

>>386058992
Rapelay

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>>386058992
Don't kid yourself, bitches love Zelda. Especially BotW, my GF played most of the game with Link naked or dressed as a trap.

>>386069182
I think your gf might be gay.

>>386058992
Zelda games are made explicitly with women in mind.
what are you on about?

>>386069182
That's gay af though.