Select a power-up.

Orange

>>386054194
Orange, pls

Money would help irl anything else is stupid

>>386054194
Purple, then splat from 10000 meters.

>>386054351
>your character
it's useless.
orange has real effects.

Orange

I'll have a double dose of orange.

>>386054194
>>386054351
this

$$$$$$$$$$

unironically orange

>>386054194
they're all completely worthless because of their retarded durations

>>386055096
Not orange tho

>>386054194
Orange but only if I get gibbed when I do it

>>386055228
You can buy a gun for under $100

>>386055270
Orange is free.

>>386054194
When you shoot ice out of your eyes does it hurt

>>386055332
Have fun for 4 minutes and then buy a gun.

O R A N G E

I bet all of these have some sort of retarded monkey's paw catch.

Hurr you can fly for 4 minutes but only at a snail's pace. haha trolled u (^:

>>386054194
>4x money for next minute
>drop money
>pick up for 4 times the amount
>repeat for a minute

Captcha: Only Brasil

>>386055512
Not orange

>>386054194
Pink with grenades, utilize exploits, turn 1 grenade into like a hundred.

Fuck the world up.

>>386054194
>every powerup but orange says your character
>orange specifically says you
Picking orange, how is that even a question?

>>386054351
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>>386055547
Implying the money one does anything.
Only if you find something on the ground, modern wages are just numbers on a computer somewhere and have 0 (zero) value.
You don't own money, at all. You own meaningless numbers that are gracefully recognized by your Betters as a means of exchange.
Your """""savings"""""" could be set to zero in the next minute and there is nothing, NOTHING that you can do about it.

>>386054194
LE SADBOIS WHERE WE AT? XDD I WANT DIE OMG SO SAD, SAD REACTS ONLY ;_;

>>386055723
You die inside, but you're really immortal loltrolledu

>>386055723
You die instantly but you also gain the ability to respawn

>>386056969
Jokes on you, I'm already dead inside

>>386056616
> you dont own nuffin
there's this thing big boys call a return and the definition of earning 4x as much money would extend to it.
people are trading a near indefinite amount of X the bid/ask price is at 100 say, buy a bunch, consume powerup, sell tell everyone who is buying, they think youve been scammed but you actually made a shit tonne of money. Put this on a computer algorithm across many markets and you are set.

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>>386054194
who /orange/ here?

>>386057353
Those are still 0 and 1 in a computer, you don't own them, they are gracefully recognized to you but you don't actually own them.
Like Steam, you don't own the game like with phisical relases, the second steam goes down all your games that you paid for go *poof*

>>386057618
And money is just, like, a physical restraint man. Do away with such things and let your spirit fly free. Right?

>load an SMG with solid gold bullets
>hold the trigger down for 6 minutes straight
>???
>profit

>>386057618
> you dont own nuffin
just like you dont own the computer youre talking on right now you just have access to it because you exchanged probably monetary value for it and youre only using it but its not yours. yeah no one cares about your philosophical nonsense

>>386057852
It's not infinite ammo, it's no reloading. You can only shoot out the number of bullets you have.

>>386057901
I own it.
it's in my hands and noone else. I'm the one that manipulates it.

Can you say the same for your electronic money?

>>386057618
Physical money has no value either, it is only recognized as having value.

>>386056616
>drop one gold on the ground
>activate money power up
>pick up and get 2 gold
>repeat and get 4
>8,16,etc
>profIt

>>386058025
>someone breaks in and steals your computer
what now brainiac?

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Green. I'm in hard debt from a meme college.

>>386058025
yes I own it it's in my electronic wallet and I manipulate it
>but hurr they can steal it
so can someone who breaks into your house

>>386058117
>someone trips on the magnetic tape (yes, they still use magnetic tape) and billions and billions of dollars disappear forever
What now?
Also, hope you enjoy the fractional reserve banking system, there is like 0.001% actual money and the rest is artificial money created out of nothing (and worth just as much)

>>386056616
You aren't alive, at all. You are meaningless biological processes that are gracefully allowed by your Betters to continue.
Your """""life"""""" could be ended in the next minute and there is nothing, NOTHING that you can do about it.

>>386058025
>anon types with bills in his hands
lmao way to shoot yourself in the foot, shame you don't actually own your foot since it isn't in your hands

>>386058382
Actual money is also created out of nothing.
"Money" is simply an idea ascribed to a specific symbol which serves as a base unit for trade. It just so happens that in most countries, this is paper. The paper is meaningless, and the money is simply a concept everyone agrees on, it is made out of nothing just as electronic currency is.

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Orange. I would be literally the only person to ever "win" on this video game.

>>386058573
>>386058435
>not having solid gold and silver
Pity the inflatiocucks for they will never know the feeling of actally owning something whose value can never be taken away

>>386058862
Gold and silver have no inherent value (other than very niche use in electronics which is only a recent discovery) and are just as meaningless as paper money.

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>>386054194
Fucking garbage, what are the cooldowns on these abilities? The guy who made this haven't played a game in his life

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orange

>>386059063
>select a power up
power ups are one use items not abilities you retard

>>386054313
>>386054326
>>386054530
>>386054639
>>386054743
>>386055253
>>386055332
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>>386055723
>>386057535
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>>386058752
>le suicide XDDD posting this on reddit le me too thank :)))
Friendly reminder that depression in the first world is a meme.

>>386058862
The value of Gold and Silver is dropping

>>386059154
I prefer buff

>>386058409
this but unironically
all your precious thoughts and ideals they are nothing but jolts of electricity and chemicals in a lump of meat inside your skull

>>386054194
Green power up and give $100 to someone and take it back to get $400. Then give him $400 and take it back to get $1600. Repeat for the next minute

if all you pussies saying orange were actually faced with death you'd shit your pants and beg to live

>>386060065
Well, yes, that's why orange says you die -instantly-. No time to get cold feet.

>>386056616
>>386057618
then stock up on gold and shut up

>>386057174
enjoy eternity

>>386054194
Nice video games guys