>tfw waiting for Odyssey
Who here is a first time Nintenfag?
>Excited for XC2
>tfw you want Nier: Automata, Dark Souls Collection, and Persona 5 for the Switch
>tfw they'll probably never come and you'll be stuck wahoo-ing interally until the day you die which probably isn't that far off
>tfw you're tired of playing nothing but casual dude bro garbage and just want to play actual games instead of movies and cod clones
>tfw your overlords just keep getting jewier and are rapidly shoving leftist propaganda everywhere they can
IT'S NOT FAIR MY NEGROES! WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS?!
>>386050667
I think dark souls will come, they said they had it running months ago. Probably just making a decent port.
>tfw
>>386050667
>Not owning a PC and Ps3
That being said I was incredibly dissapointed with P5.
>tfw have a fairly large backlog
>probably won't complete it in time for odyssey
5/10
>Not waiting for Mario and Rabbids
>>386050981
Unironically this is why I sold my PS4. I would go searching through the store day after day looking at games and feeling I couldn't justify the price, because I probably wouldn't enjoy it. I feel like /v/ has ruined me to an extent but I am bored of this shit generation. 4 years in and we're only just starting to get new IPs and they're clones of other games. That and there's just less and less games being made in general so there's less choice, indie shit excluded.
With Nintendo I have fond memories of as a kid, I never owned a ninty console, only Sony and Microsoft. But every friend had a Nintendo console and the games were fun as fuck. I'm looking forward to the virtual console so I can play some classics I missed out on.
>>386051041
>This is your average sonyfan
Not surprised
>>386051290
Man I just started Zelda last week. I'm Wii U too so I would need to buy a Switch for Odyssey. I'll get to it some day
>>386053270
2018 is shaping up to be GOAT
>tfw still got a backlog of game to play from the steam summer sale
I'm good. Wojakposters and dumb frogposters should be banned on sight.
>>386053495
>using one image to represent any one who plays portable games
>in 2017
Its more likely than you think
I wonder if there will be jumping and platforms to jump on. Every new Mario game just keeps surprising you with jumping and platforms. And will Mario say Wahoo Mamma Mia? Thats my favourite bit!
>>386053270
>>386050145
Im still baffled that people still pretend we only own one console
>>386053703
I would money on that being a guy
>>386053270
Jim Sterling shits talks everybody
Just recently was how worse than steam PSN store is
>>386053495
>>386053703
Stop this "random image of an unattractive person playing something means everyone looks like this" meme. Its fucking unbearable at this point as every famdom has these freaks.
>>386053495
>Growing out a thick beard to attract the ladies
>Prevalence of back hair shows he's high test
>Does and wears what he wants in public, clearly too alpha to worry about others opinions
>Not using a seatbelt, showing he lives life dangerously and loves excitement
Whats the problem?
>>386053628
>tfw not excited for Odyssey at all
>>386053941
Ahh, a thread of good taste in memes I see
>>386054030
Then you were either never interested or actually dumb enough to fall for the nitpicking shitposting
>>386054404
this pc is from work, and my wojak folder is low, share some please
>>386054346
>>386054620
Have one of my rare ones
>>386054620
And one more as a gift
I like this one
More
>>386055023
>>386054531
YOU FUCKING TELL HIM, BRO. YOU'RE EITHER WITH US OR AGAINST US
>>386055093
saved
>>386055186
DON'T SNAP AT ME I'M YOUR BRO TOO DON'T YOU SEE WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FRIENDS?
>>386055093
MORE!!!
>>386054404
>There are actually people that have dedicated their life to making people who enjoy nintendo games angry on a board for Tibetan buddhist sand painting enthusiasts
>>386055293
Just let me have my fun
>>386055279
Take it
>>386055406
>posting forced memes is this guys definition of fun
Play some fucking video game or something Christ.
>>386050981
>complains about leftist propaganda
>plays games like ARMs, Splatoon, Zelda, Bayonetta, and etc who have muh strong independent womyn who effortlessly beat up the silly boys
>complains about cinematic movies
>is more than likely excited for Xenoblade 2
>complains about casual games
>is looking forward to Mario
Everything about this post is whack.
>>386055563
the fun is not in posting forced memes, the fun is in the anal devastation of those who hate them
>>386055629
whack is a verb, anon
>>386055680
I don't even have anything against Nintendo
>>386055813
I am just a humble (you) harvester
>>386055629
>leftist propaganda
>cinematic movies
>casual games
You don't know what these terms mean apparently
>>386055905
I am just a humble cum harvester
>>386056031
Just enjoy the show
This a good thread
>>386056132
Its pretty good to share
>>386056213
>I-it's not that bad
postin rares
>>386050667
>>386050981
2 kinds of people
>>386056213
Fuck
>>386054620
>>386056345
>tfw our game is getting ported
ITS NOT FAIR BROS
>>386050145
It looks subpar to be honest. Everything I have seen so far as far as gameplay hasn't really impressed me though the space silicon valley aspect meets sonic adventure 1 could be cool i guess.
>>386056540
>comparing Persona to 1+2 Switch and not Zelda
Oy
Thread is picking up the pace
>>386050145
But you can already play the better Oddyssey game
modern classic
Post the forbidden one.
haha janitors banned me. congrats man, I'm down to 2 ISPs
You guys realize most of the false flagging is why these threads get deleted right?
>>386056836
Its fun tho
give one(1) good reason pic related 2 wasnt bundled with the switch.
>>386056770
B-but I'm going to get banned
>>386056345
What is this image implying
>>386055926
>Leftist progagnda
Game that pushes modern politically correct garbage, like there being a strong womyn constantly shoved in your face (any Nintendo game I listed)
>cinematic movie
Game with too much story
>casual game
Game with no challenge.
What's hard to understand?
>>386056905
I dont even get this one but its good
>>386051651
Oh so that's why they are called manchildren
Who makes these?
>>386057202
I make some of them on my free time, though they are mostly edits of other wojaks
>>386050667
>wanting any of that overrated garbage
Are these all made by the same guy?
An extra super rare real life wojak
>>386050667
>tfw own PS4
>tfw these are the garbage exclusives I should expect
Fuck
>>386057431
Newfag alert
>>386056973
>Leftist propaganda
Yes, but you're wrong about those games. Just because a game features a female character doesn't make is sjw unless you're a drooling retard. Games like Horizon, Andromeda, and Gone Home are because they shove LGBT and feminist crap in the plot
>cinematic movie
No. Cinematic movie means a game that features simplified casual gameplay where the player often can't control their character and the emphasis is on cutscenes and 'cinematic' sequences like uncharted
>Casual games
Yes but you could argue mario games offer plenty of challenge and odyssey isn't even out yet so there's no way to judge
>>386057738
Fuck off and post memes
>>386057145
why are these ones so funny
>>386053270
>This is your average BingBingWAHOOer
>>386057738
>Games like Horizon, Andromeda, and Gone Home are because they shove LGBT and feminist crap in the plot
You're complaining about LGBT while you masturbate to trap Link, then hide behind the "I-IT'S JUST A JOKE" defense? Also, it's hard to take you seriously when games like Zelda constantly push the titular girl character as so strong, but then constantly make her cry like a bitch every other cutscene. "M-MUH FEELINGS". Sure sounds SJW to me.
>No. Cinematic movie means a game that features simplified casual gameplay where the player often can't control their character and the emphasis is on cutscenes and 'cinematic' sequences like uncharted
So games like Xenoblade, Bayonetta, and Zelda. After all, the masses like the games, so they aren't difficult in the slightest. They're watered down so even the kids can play them.
>Yes but you could argue mario games offer plenty of challenge
In the same way Uncharted offers challenge. I'd be embarassed to say I was challenged by these games.
>>386050667
Don't worry nintenfren! You'll get Persona Q2!Just pray it won't be too bad
>>386050145
Good thing I have my PS4 to hold me over
And Mario + Rabbids is this month
And I'm still playing Arms
But apparently I'm not allowed to say that
Let's take a small break from nintendo wojaks
back
>>386058305
Spyro holds up well and doesn't need a remaster.
Lol memes
>>386058070
>you masturbate to trap Link
I do?t
>then constantly make her cry like a bitch every other cutscene. "M-MUH FEELINGS"
Sounds like a woman to me
>Xenoblade, Bayonetta, and Zelda
>Loved by masses
Now you're being too obvious. Meanwhile BotW and Bayonetta offer plenty of challenge what do you consider a difficult game that isn't MUH DARK SOULS
>In the same way Uncharted offers challenge
Name a single level in the whole uncharted series as challenging as Champions Road from 3D World. I'll wait
>>386059249
isnt spyro and crash diet nintendo games?
>>386056512
As a true fan, this petition saddens me. (it's true that the trilogy was ps exclusive)
It would be nice if it was true, because xbox one would mean pc version too. So i don't need to buy PS for only 1 game.
>>386056890
Why bundle it, if you can sell it separately?
>>386057738
>No. Cinematic movie means a game that features simplified casual gameplay where the player often can't control their character and the emphasis is on cutscenes and 'cinematic' sequences like uncharted
Yeah, about that, i actually have played Uncharted, and not only has very few and short cutscenes (Uncharted 1 and 2 cutscenes together last the same as Bayonetta 2 cutscenes), it's mostly shootings over platforming. The shooting mechanics could be better, but they are in any way the movies Nintendo fanboys want to believe.
>tfw thought this thread was actually going to be about Odyssey
>it's just wojakposting
Bump for rare 'jaks
>>386050667
>tfw you already have these games on your PC and is now waiting the biggest wahoo game on the century
>>386058045
>bing bing in he streets
>Wahoo! In the sheets
Splatoon 2 is great so it's holding me over well.
The wait for XC2 is what'll really kill me, but fortunately not as long as I thought I'd have to wait
>>386054954
tfw I made that one
this thread is a goldmine
>>386057538
Holy shit.