>He plays as elves Explain yourselves.

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Elves have higher lifespans

>>386042192
>game has tons of different races
>nah just play as a human

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Elves are for enslaving!

>>386042192
Because they are always superior in every single way possible. Every other race is basicly brainlets and subhumans.

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>>386042192
I hate elves but my dick adores them

>>386042192
I already rolled human irl

I WANT TO NIBBLE SEXY ELF EARS!

>>386042392
Dont talk that way about colored people

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AROUND ELVES

>>386042392
>game has tons of different races
>nah I'll just play as knife-ear-by-another-name
>I think I'll use a bow, too

>>386042192
I wanna live forever

>>386042371
beep boop.

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>>386042371

>>386042392
>human
>human with pointed ears
Woah... so... different...

>>386042392
Name a race that more consistently rises up as conquerors, heroes, or evil overlords in any fantasy settings. Yeah the other fantasy races can beat the average human, but the best of man crushes the best of everyone else.

>>386042602
>>386042794
There are plentifull of other more interesting races, look at TES for an example.

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>not playing superior elves
explain yourself

>>386042408
My nigga

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>>386042640
Your life will end even quicker than most humans, knife-ears.

>tall
>attractive
>stepped on by others
Easier to self-insert

>>386042936
This is why i play as gnomes

>elves are immortal, have great wisdom and intelligence, can masterfully use anything like weapons, magic, etc, and are super fast and agile
>orcs ate fucking walking tanks that can lift trees out of the ground probably, and have super senses
>humans have honor and courage!!!!
Fuck this trope. Yet humans are always the winning faction in practically every work of fiction.

>>386042920
>when he can't handle the elven superiority

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>>386042192

They're sexy, sultry, classy as fuck and live long lifespans.

Pic very related.

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>not having an elf wife

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>>386042371
>>386042392
>>386042408
>>386042491
>>386042596
>>386042897
>>386042936
Elven filth! Even your kind isn't worthy of death by holy fire.

>yfw elves and dwarves are real, just in a different dimension and you can communicate with them

>>386042192
There is already a thread you fucking retard. What the fuck is this autism?
I dare you to say /tg/

>>386042794
>t. someone who never played fantasy games

>>386042883
>human
>black human
>aryan human
>halfling human
>roman human
>tall pale pointed ear human
>short brown pointed ear human
>grey pointed ear human
>green jagged teeth pointed ear human
>furry self insert human
>scaley self insert human

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>he doesn't play as a fairy

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>2 dedicated elf bashing threads at the same time

>>386043015
I always liked the "humans breed like rats compared to longer lived/stronger races and win via zerg swarm tactics" kind of stories. Shame that it's usually just implied as a bit of a side bonus instead of an explicit source of their strength.

>>386043241
Sounds like Fantasy might not be a genre for you.

>Play WoW private server that uses newest character models
>See elf at character creator
>Furiously fap

I get the whole elves are scum thing but come on man.

>>386042392
Our world has only one race with palette swaps, and look how many unique cultures we have. What do elves and dwarves, or any of that other shit bring that's at least half as interesting as those?

>>386043173
I can imagine a butthurt elf wrote this because he's scared of all the elf hate lately

Is it wrong to be angry at elves?

>angry humanlets mad at elven superiority
lmao

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>>386042192
Don't bully the elf, they're our allies. Goblins on the other hand..

explain yours-elves
haha

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DORF MASTERRACE

>>386043403
>Only one race
what

>>386042192
t. dwarf

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>>386043753
typical fucking elf trying to shift the focus
a jewish tactic if ever I've seen one

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>>386042192
>yoursELVES

>>386043778
lol

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dragonfags are just mad that the "lesser" races always win.

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I want to breed elves

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>>386042371
>Wanting to be alive
Come back to me when you have some fucking calcium in your system bitch boy.

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>not siding with the elves to remove furries and lizards