>best girl isn't an option

>>386038283
>not an option spoiler
thanks for ruining my day

>>386038353
just wait until you meet shani

>>386038353

>spoiler

I thought people on /v/ who haven't played the game already are mad nin toddlers that will never play it.

>>386038761
Idort here I only completed TW3 first time a few weeks ago because of the summer sale. Was pretty unsure of it due to /v/ shitposting but at £15 for the GOTY edition I thought why not and it did not disappoint.

>>386038896

/v/ are worse than game critics man. Why would you hear them?

>>386038896

In terms of criticism, /v/ hyperbolizes everything.

You can never take negative feedback from this place at face value.

>>386039236
>>386039537
the occasional shitpost? I pay no attention but when it's rampant and frequent it's usually right (see ME:A) however enough people were still persisting that it was damn good so I took the plunge regardless. I don't always listen to /v/ but I'd be a fool to disregard immediately, information is information after all.

>>386038283
I kill her every time. Makes me feel like Bond

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I just wanted to fuck the succubus.

>>386038283
>best girl

For all the bitching between Triss and Yen fags, I think they can both agree on Keira being worst girl.

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>>386038283
>>386039918

What happens if you never do her sidequest with the tower or do the date night thing?

Does she still get kill or just never shows up again?

Oh god not this thread again.

They're all shit. There is no true love happening in this game. Just fuck buddies and the G man being used. Fuck Yen, fuck Tris. Fuck the daughter (don't doe,. She's the only other good character).

>>386038283
well, she's the cutest mage, but i get the feeling she's a whore that will dump you the second she sees someone with more power. Poor Lambert

>>386040307
i think she get's the radovid treatment either way

>>386040145
Same

I fantasise about her all the time

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>>386040516
>Ciri
>good
good bait

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>>386040145
The one in the forest was best

>>386040913

Which quest?

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I really wanted to fuck Margarita. I thought she was very beautiful, would have liked to have had the option to flirt with her at least.

>can't fuck the herbalist
Kill me Pete

>>386038283
>girl
reminder that Keira is a huge inside joke at CDPR and is actually a man.

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>>386040970
Practicum in Advanced Alchemy

>>386040970

One of the hunts in Skellige I think is from a druid who says his apprentice or whatever is being seduced by a succubus.

>>386041318

Don't know why she gives a shit about stuff like Chorts. The ones she listed aren't even sentient. It is not like there is a commune of magical beings where Succubi, dragons and other sentient beings live together with fucking nekkars and shit.

>>386038283
Fucking Lambert.

>>386039825
so did you listen to the W3 combat is shit meme, or did you see that the combat is actually alright

I'm glad keira existed. If she didn't this gorgeous girl at an anime convention I went to a few months ago wouldn't have cosplayed as her. It was absolutely perfect, she even did the NIPSLIP perfectly. Any chance I got a stood by her at a perfect angle to stare at her perky tits. I think she got kicked out of the convention or something tho I never saw her again after the first half of the first day.

>>386041895
Did you try and get in her pants? If you didn't and all you did was stare at her all day, you're a pathetic little fag.

>>386040783
>>386040307
If you take the formulas away from her and tell her to go to kaer morhen she lives

>>386040307
she gets radovided and you see her on a spike burning in novigrad


I'm with OP kiera was best girl, her sexy idle animations fixing her clothes forced me to fap many times

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>Ctl-F
>No Tomira

You guys really are faggots.

>>386038283

>actually caring about video game romance

it's like you're fucked up in the head or something

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>>386040145
>>386038283
>>386041131
>all of these "how come i dont get to fug" posts
>not one mention of this one

she was in a deep sleep, probably sweaty....FUCK

>>386041758

Witcher 3 is shit and you know it

the only good thing about the game are the cutscenes, not even the story is good.

>>386042330
her name isn't tomira you retarded mong

>>386042330
my nigger

>>386041895
My gf was with me. Eye candy was all I needed. I'm a dirtbag

>>386042438
pretty much GOTY it came out anon.
I was pleasantly surprised too as i never played TW1 or 2 and got TW3 free with my PS4.
Apart from the launch problems, only issue I have with the game is the soft lock in combat

>>386038283
She looks and sounds like a soccer mom.

>>386042382
She appeared once, she's forgettable as fuck.

>>386042530
Go chomp a dick, you clearly didn't play the game.

>>386041758
>or did you see that the combat is actually alright

It doesn't bug me like it does some people and I enjoy twirling about cutting up people but I didn't play TW2 for combat either.

>>386042330
Her ass was too big

>>386042838
le irish etc etc

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>>386042632
I don't see the problem

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>>386038283
Who's the best prostitute and why is it Amrynn?

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Why does she look like she needs to poop?

>>386042979
ears too sharp

>>386043158
Because she needs to poop.

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>best girl isn't an option

>>386042979
the chick you fuck on skellige is pretty hot.

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>>386041269
Probably, considering her gwent card is much cuter then her final form but Geralt gets with her missionary style so obviously feminine penis isn't canon.

>>386043158
Do vampires even poo? Is it blood poo?

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>regis isnt an option

>>386043495
As much as I would like to fuck Ciri I'm glad you can't as Geralt because she really is a daughter to him and it's a good thing they got going. Now if they made a Witcher game where you create your own Witcher and get to meet her as some point then let the ploughing commence.

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>>386043515
The Iron Maiden? She's ok I guess

>>386043775
>Dudu isnt an option

>>386043775
Unironically, Regis is the best girl in the entire game

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NOT GAY NOT GAY NOT GAY NOT GAY

>>386043775
i'd do him but only if he cut his fucking nails

>>386038283
moody whore

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Excuse me coming thru

>>386043774
They poo blood sausages

>>386038283
Shame I had to kill her

That knife ear at the tavern you talk to in Lambert's quest was legit beautiful to me.

>you will never save her from her alcoholism

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I kept replaying this quest hoping something will change. Instead get a fucking lesson on morality every time. What a hack.

>>386046447
Killed her too. Felt good man. I was really worried Geralt's white knighting bullshit was going to get in the way.

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>romancing witches

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>>386046447
my nigger

her drunken slur and cackle crossed the line between grating and cute several times

>>386038283
Bed bug ridden bitch. She deserved the spike.

>>386040220

>worst

KYS

>>386040783

Yep, I had her go to Karr Morhen. She helped in the battle and her story ended with her leaving with Lambert.

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>Best girl isnt an option

Also this >>386047224
honorable mention for Iris

>>386047224
>romancing a girl who friendzones you

>>386042382

Literally don't remember her. Played through twice and got the Platinum

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>>386047224
>not romancing witches

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>>386046058
T O P
A
S
T
E

>>386048624
Wait when the fuck is this?

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Best dlc

best girl

Shame it can't be cannon and she can't stick around because dlc

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>>386047224
>romancing a cum guzzling whore who'd rather gangbang and blowbang her army infantry than Geralt
N O P E

>>386046058
This bitch wanted it, too.

Why was Geralt so nutless in TW3?

>>386048750

Seconded. I don't recall.

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>>386038283
>>best girl isn't an option
Tell me about it OP

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>>386048750
>>386049142
Its no romance scene,its when Geralt finally captures and pins her blind ass down in the sewers to force her to listen to him.

Also she sucks compared to other Witcher girls in attractiveness

>>386049397
But I didn't get that scene anon. I still wouldn't have kissed her though she's just disgusting

>>386038283
>Bang her
>Head to the rat lighthouse
>She's trying to jack the bioweapon plans
>nope.avi
>Tell her I won't let her take it to Radovid because that seems like a terrible idea
>Expect some sort of rational argument between adults
>Nope, game jumps right into combat and I have no choice but to murder her

Not what I expected

>>386049397
>hot 10/10 tits milf in witcher2
>literally who reused peasant face in witcher3
what did they mean by this?

The best thing about TW3 is that while a lot of The women are attractive, they aren't completely lacking in imperfections like in most games.

>>386038283
she dead nigga she dead after i gave her that NUT LMAO

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>>386050296
Downgraded to shit-tier which she is anon

>>386042330
I really don't understand the meme.
All share the same bodies except for triss and ciri.

>>386038283
Hey, Lambert deserves a shot at love, or at least companionship . Let him have this one.
>>386041131
>>386047224
Patrician tastes.
While just a piece of scenery basically, Sweet Nettie from Carnal Sins is also nice. Too bad she's not one of the available prostitutes.

>>386048761
Yea. I was really sad that she had to leave. And HoS is a masterpiece.

>>386038283
GAVELLA GLAN GAVELLA GLAN GAVELLA GLAN GAVELLA GLAN GAVELLA GLAN GAVELLA GLAN GAVELLA GLAN GAVELLA GLAN GAVELLA GLAN GAVELLA GLAN GAVELLA GLAN GAVELLA GLAN GAVELLA GLAN GAVELLA GLAN GAVELLA GLAN GAVELLA GLAN GAVELLA GLAN GAVELLA GLAN GAVELLA GLAN GAVELLA GLAN GAVELLA GLAN GAVELLA GLAN GAVELLA GLAN GAVELLA GLAN

>>386050950
She's one of the first NPCs you talk to and she's bent over a table with her ass aimed at you.

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>Nice and pretty best girl who wants nothing more than to live quietly with her beloved
>Gets screwed over so hard she becomes a fucking wraith

Daily reminder that Olgierd did everything wrong

>>386051807
i didnt even bother attempting to help olgierd at the end of the dlc

>>386051807

>Daily reminder that Olgierd did everything wrong

no shit sherlock

>>386051943
And I got a sweet saddle too.

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Why are all the main females in this game so nicely written an unique?

>>386041269
You know she's a character from the book series... right?

>>386042382
Literally who?

>>386051807
Considering he's Not!Kmicic mixed with Not!Twardowski, it's hard to assume he's even capable of not fucking things up. Literally meme about being fucking boastful idiot combined with meme about trying to outsmart devil and failing miserably.

>>386039825
/v/'s platform is that "story doesn't matter." Played Dark Souls. Couldn't get into it. Played Bloodborne. Couldn't get into it. At this point my mindset is to do the opposite of what /v/ says. Not going to force myself through a game with shit story and characters to fit some abstract definition of "patrician."

What are the best mods for the game?

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>>386051807
he's an idiot, but i still helped him for numerous reasons

>>386053575
beckham lookin ass

>>386053575
Like being an idiot yourself?

>>386053465
Honestly I'm the same. /v/ is obsessed with Dark Souls, tried it, completed it, throught the art direction was fantastic but overall a waste of time. Tried Witcher 3 and became enchanted by it's writing style, plot direction, an open world done right, it was fantastic.

I'm definitely going to listen to /v/ less in the future that's for sure.

>>386053465
Considering /v/ memed Bioshock 2 long enough to be "best in the series" until neo/v/ actually bought that one as a fact, I couldn't agree more.

>>386048240
Ves is so fucking hot in 3 and you can't fuck her

>>386049397
what happens if you kiss her?

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>>386054162
I'm still mad

>>386043158
holy shit cdrp why do you make such great fucking facial animations, these are beter than most movie CGI

>>386042124
If you do that and NOT take the formula away she goes to kaer morhen and cures cancer

>>386054276
its a shop you mong

>>386053848
It is the best one

>>386054656
kys fucking cuck

>>386054357
Was perfect in second game, something about her voice was also nice

>>386054812
I posted it because she looks exactly like her not because interracial
my god you have some serious issues

>>386054656
Kinda, Ash Hollywood also looks like her

>>386049397
The thing that I liked the most about the series is how devs honeydicked the audience, in first game you go on this absolute fucking rampage, on second game you fuck triss a few times and can slay working girls in brothel. And in third game you get completely cockblocked like "C'mon guys grow up, stop being so immature who think of sex all the time, we moved passed that seedy chapter"

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>tfw always let her go to radovid

>>386053303
Is this some sort of mix of polish and english ?>

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>>386054928
> watches cuck shit
> my god you have some serious issues

>>386053575
I helped him to fuck with Gaunter

>>386053848
It has the best gameplay, going back to the first game after playing 2 is boring as shit

>>386041195
That was horseshit

>>386054552
she cures it either way

>>386040913
Indigo is blue

>>386053848
>best gameplay
>story isn't just 'muh political discourse' and actually had some meaningful emotional content
>choices affect the ending of the game in a coherent manner

>>386055979
but Master Mirror was a bro

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>>386055523
>someone had to drive the spike through her coochie

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>>386058212

Vivienne was hawt

Why can't I chose my own character in this game. I thought it was an rpg