How did she survive in Novigrad?

>>386025458
>How did she survive in Novigrad?

Look at that body.

That's how.

>>386025458
>>386025573

Why isn't her tiddy that big in other outfits or naked?

By hiding and not doing anything lewd.

i'm downloading 55gb of Witcher 3. is it a good game?

>>386025458
I'M GONNA CUM INTO YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU FUCKING HUSSY BITCH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I LL FUCKING DESMEMBER THAT FUCKING BITCH RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>386025573
the shoulders, shes a dude.

>>386025458

on her knees

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Preorder your worst girl statue yet /v/?

>>386025630
Push ups

>>386025757
>>386025695

I'm sorry, but she's a sorceress.

>>386026008

whorceress

>>386026170
Considering how hot she is, she would be rich if she was a whore

>>386026008
Sorcery is her hobby.
Prostitution is her actual profession.

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>>386025458
This thread again....I can't put my finger on it but I get the samefag OP feeling as those ''Isn't sad Morrigan/Yen'' autistic spam threads posted daily on /v/

I'm watching you OP

>>386026298
Proof?

>>386026250

doubt it, nobody wants to pay to fuck a starfish

>>386026461
She would try to starfish at first, yes, but she'd learn to work for her money the hard way

https://track5.mixtape.moe/nynttk.webm

>>386025573
She should look like a burn ward patient from the neck down

>>386025691
yeah

tiddies lmao

>>386027646
lol

>>386026995
That's not canon

>>386027748
Why not?

I'm convinced all the Triss threads lately are made by like two Yenfags who are eternally booty blasted that people prefer Triss over Yen Sue.

>>386027205
>She should look like a burn ward patient from the neck down

And Yen should be a hunchback, what's your point?

>>386027858
Those threads are just an excuse to post the Triss / monsters porn webm

>>386025630
virgin detected

>>386027858
People prefer Triss over Yen because Triss is presented as a nice person while Yen as a bitch with questionable morals. Especially in Witcher 3.

Also, turning down Yen during her own sidequest is one of the most satisfying things you can do in the game.

>>386025697
Broad shoulders are an attractive trait in women, they make tits look bigger.

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>>386028048
>Also, turning down Yen during her own sidequest is one of the most satisfying things you can do in the game.

Holy shit this. She just doesn't get it and Geralt is already thinking about tapping some other ass.

>>386027930
Yen was a hunchback as a kid, her mentor fixed her when she was 13. All sorceresses were sent off to learn magic by noble families because they were too ugly to be married off

Triss on the other hand got her burns way later during the battle of Sodden Hill, everyone thought she was dead and no one could identify the burnt person among all the casualties, not even Yennefer who was her best friend and was there with her

TL;DR fuck off with your waifu faggotry

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>>386028207
>yfw magic's gone

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>>386028048
>>386028207
t. game only fags

>>386026008
a whore by default then

>>386028426
You're just jealous that she's a 10/10 sucking on dirty guards dick

>>386025458
Goddamn those titties.

>>386028421
Of course this is /v/ not /lit/

>>386026008
>but she's a sorceress.

Every sorceress is a whore.

>>386028580
>half the game is literature

>>386028421
I have read the shitty books, but that doesn't change my point. In the games Triss is presented as a nice person while Yen as a bitch.
It's not like Yen was any better in the books either.

>>386028651
Wouldn't /lit/ fucking lynch you for saying that? it has a lot of text and plot but as you pointed out not a few mins ago it's a game and not the book.

>>386028694
Triss is shown as a lying and manipulative, she even admits it
Yenn might be brash, but she doesn't lie to you. She even tells Geralt that she wants him to be more assertive IN THE FUCKING GAME

>>386028694
>nice person
>drugs you and takes advantage of your amnesia
She's just more subtle about it.

>>386028227
>Yen was a hunchback as a kid, her mentor fixed her when she was 13. All sorceresses were sent off to learn magic by noble families because they were too ugly to be married off
>Triss on the other hand got her burns way later during the battle of Sodden Hill, everyone thought she was dead and no one could identify the burnt person among all the casualties, not even Yennefer who was her best friend and was there with her
>TL;DR fuck off with your waifu faggotry

I don't see how this is relevant. Are you unaware of what a sorceress actually can do? Like did you actually read the books or just some wiki just to wave your dick around?

>>386028731
Nah all the books in the game

>>386028850
>claims I haven't read the books
>doesn't know that Triss is burnt from the neck down permanently

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>>386028834
>yen might be a god awful person but at least she didn't lie to your face

>Triss fags care more for their fee-fees than being treated like an actual person
>They're okay with being Triss' stay at home boy toy while she continues dabbling in political bullshit after it nearly killed her multiple times

>>386028834
>Yenn might be brash, but she doesn't lie to you

No she carefully manipulates all information told to Geralt at all times and only offers up the bits of information that she feels he is worthy to know at that given time. Which is worse than lying.

Daily reminder that Yen carries a stuffed unicorn while Triss only carries dried stranger's gravy dried up her cooch

http://rule34hentai.net/image/256639

>>386028841
>takes advantage of your amnesia

By wanting to fuck Geralt?
Yen was supposed to be dead and she wasn't even present for most of the series. Even in 3 Geralt had to track her down.

Why are you trying to make it seem like Yen is some innocent flower and that Yen+Geralt was some perfect romantic couple and Triss swooped in and destroyed it all?

The entire point the games try and get across is that no one is what they seem and that no one is truly good or bad. That includes your potential love interests. Heck the same is true of reality. You will never find a perfect person, you just try and find someone where their better qualities outweigh the bad.

>>386028694
>In the games Triss is presented as a nice person
You didn't even play the fucking games. She is tricking you into thinking she was your old sorceress lover in the 1st game. Then she is conspiring shit with the lodge behind your back in the 2nd game.

>>386029097
Cause they'd never agree to a trial of grasses even though it's though best bet

Triss straight up lies to Geralt about his life and takes advantage of her best friend's lover

>>386029183
That wasn't the first time she did it, dude

>>386029217
Then admits it later to his face. Yen continues to manipulate Geralt and all information until the day he dies if you shack up with her.

>>386028945
That was the mental scarring you fuck, the physical injuries were healed by magic, which is the norm for sorceresses.
if you actually own the book then re-read those parts. Your memory is that of a goldfish.

Even so it doesn't even fucking matter since the games are fanfiction. Geralt is canonically dead as shit so why don't you whine about that.

>>386029346
>Yen continues to manipulate Geralt and all information until the day he dies if you shack up with her
Manipulate what information? The plot to the erotic novels she's reading?

Let's settle the Triss / Yen debate once and for all.

If Geralt asked for a rimjob, who would give him?

>>386029183
I'm perfectly aware that Yen is a bitch. What I am saying, in fact, is that Triss is also a bitch.
And no, I'm more referring to the fact that she withheld information to do that. She was also aware that Yen was alive.

>>386029217
>Cause they'd never agree to a trial of grasses even though it's though best bet
>Triss straight up lies to Geralt about his life and takes advantage of her best friend's lover

It's downright comical the lenths Yen fags will go to try and make it seem like Yen is a good person.

>>386029392
>After her fall at Sodden Hill and her consequent resuscitation, Triss mentions that she "will never again be able to wear a dress with a low neckline", suggesting that some skin disfigurement still remains on her chest
You're wrong but okay

>>386029519
>Lies for the greater good
>Lies to backstab a friend and get some Witcher dick
Tough choice man

>>386029217
>Triss straight up lies to Geralt about his life and takes advantage of her best friend's lover

Did you just convenientlly forget how Yen cheats on Geralt? They weren't some fairytale couple.

>>386029475
Triss.

>>386029475
>Let's settle the Triss / Yen debate once and for all.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13613024

>>386029771
rigging strawpoll is easy anon

>>386029487
>I'm more referring to the fact that she withheld information to do that

Like Yen does constantly?

>>386029647
And how Geralt cheats on Yen? In the early days they always cheated and argued with each other, but after a certain point in the story when things got more serious so did they. To the point where Yennefer let herself be tortured and almost raped to save Geralt and Ciri

It's almost like relationships are complicated, but /v/irgins wouldn't know about that

>>386029629
>>Lies for the greater good

You think this is just about the necromancy?

The "greater good" is whatever Yen finds convenient.

>>386029983
>And how Geralt cheats on Yen? In the early days they always cheated and argued with each other, but after a certain point in the story when things got more serious so did they. To the point where Yennefer let herself be tortured and almost raped to save Geralt and Ciri

Now that's funny. Did you even play the game or read the books? Not only did Yen cheat on Geralt but Triss also allowed herself to be tortured to help Geralt.

>>386030010
Which is always for the good of her family. It would have been convenient to join the Lodge and cave in to Phillipe's demands like Triss did, but Yennefer didn't and was powerful enough to tell Phillipe to fuck off and not be hunted down

>>386030153
>nail pulling for 5 minutes is the same thing as brutal torture for months

>>386029836
Rigging a casual strawpoll is pretty pathetic, if someone wants to do that then by all means.

>>386029771
Yennefer is canon, but she's not the "best waifu".

>>386029771
>No Shani
Poll disregarded

I'll just leave this here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bSk-8C76dc

>>386030415
I legit enjoyed Dandelion with tits. Wish she didn't disappear after their quest line

>>386030367
>no Shani ending

After the wedding party I was sold. She's clearly best Witcherfu.

>>386030614
Her life span would have never matched his. When they first met she was a 17 year old student at Oxenfurt, now she's the head the the medical department there. She went so far in her short life span but to Geralt it was just a fraction of his life

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Bros before hoes

I'm so glad they got Regis right

>>386025697
>those shoulders
>somehow male only

She is from a time when men were men and women were men too.

If Yen would look like Triss, that would be perfect.

Also fuck devs for making her tits in this scene much bigger than usual.

>>386030832
You can still have fun regardless and Shani would have been worth it.

Tfw Witcher is the first game to get women right.

Both of your LI are treacherous, egocentric and bitchy whores who cheat on you without issues.

>>386025630
Because she's not a real person, she's a character in a video game.

>>386025458
I prefer Triss over Yen for the simple fact that Yen is a bitch.
Yen is precisely like the women I've dumped in the past where their looks were their only redeeming feature.

>>386030339
>Yennefer is canon

Kind of pointless bringing up canon since the games aren't canon.

>>386031723
It's just sorceresses in general

>>386031827
Triss is also a bitch, but I guess she makes you feel nice while scheming behind your back

>>386032020
Women in general.

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>>386027205

>>386028421
Man I am a hardcore Yen fag but I guess I'm not a dick like the people here because seeing Triss heartbroken really hurt me

>>386032189
This thread is full of waifu-faggotry what did you expect from emotionally stunted /v/irgins

>>386032070
>ut I guess she makes you feel nice while scheming behind your back

What schemes? Are you gonna fall back on the tired old
>s-she betrayed yen!

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Would you live in a fairytale with syanna until the end of time?

>>386025886
This

>>386027990
Yea

>>386031726
Technically true but virgin detected nonetheless

>>386032435
Politics bullshit, selling Ciri to the Lodge, getting in bed with the king of Kovir after another king tried killing them all

>>386032435
>what schemes? Are you gonna fall back on the tired old scheme?

>>386032553
Was she born evil or did everyone's expectations and treatment of her turn her evil?

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>>386029475
Triss would because

1) She's better
and
2) She loves him more

>>386032584
>virgin detected

Virgin detected.

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>>386025458
Who knows? All that matters is that Blennefer is the best waifu.

>>386025838
>statue is so expensive that in ~5 years you'll be able to buy a 3d printer and get similar quality for less money

>>386032650
Both sisters did shit and when people found out Henrietta blamed it all on Sylvia. This, in addition to the superstition of being born during a total eclipse, caused people to treat her like shit, which in turn caused her to act like shit.

>>386032708
>>virgin detected
>Virgin detected.
Virgin detected

>>386032786
They fucked up her sellion for no fucking reason and she looks like a brown orc.

Otherwise the recolor doesn't look too bad.

>>386032786
what is this, the netflix version?

>>386033081
Nah definitely the Disney version.

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>>386033237

>>386032873
>>>virgin detected
>>Virgin detected.
>Virgin detected
Alpha dawg pussy destroyer champion detected.

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>>386032703
>She loves him more
They both left him if you tried to get threesome. It doesn't matter more or less, their love for themselves is way stronger.

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>Triss and Yen fags
They're both bitches, the best choice is SHANI or Ves. A disgrace you couldn't end up with her

>>386034379
Ves is for Roche

>>386034379
pleb, best gril is Cerys

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>>386034754
Roche is a cuck

>>386034884
Well she couldn't be ploughed. There was another nordic sidequest girl you had to battle to plough, she was good too

>>386034379
>tfw medfag
I wish my profs were this good looking

>>386034928
n-no he's not.. stop insulting my husbando or i will report..

>>386025458
By sucking wee wees and letting people suck her tee tees