GOTY CONFIRMED

>>386024908
fuck off shill

>Nintentoddlers actually shilling an ubisoft rabbids game
weird timeline

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fuck yeah year of the rabbid here we go

>>386024908
Based Nintendo does it again

No Wario no buy

>>386024952
When does praise become shilling in the eyes of /v/?

What's the deal with this game? Do people actually like it or is it ironic shitposting? It looks like absolute garbage either way.

>>386025198
When the person accusing of shilling doesnt like the game

>>386024908
So it's the Dark Souls of Mario games?

>>386025243
Ubisoft did a good job making the Mario characters but it's not up my alley so I have no opinion one way or another.

>>386025198
when we have had this exact same thread for days with the exact same articles

>>386025267
But I thought Mario 2 was the dark souls of video games

Who gives a shit, the game heavily features Rabbids, so I'm not gonna fucking buy it.
Rabbids are fucking terrible, they are possibly the worst characters ever. Hell, Ubisoft could replace them with walking piles of shit, and my feelings towards the game wouldn't change.

>>386025648
Minions of video games

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I leaked this game, you silly boys.

Look, I have a tattoo to prove it.

>>386025867

Why must transfags always go full attention whore hypocrisy?

>>386025867
The most toxic of people

The game could be 10/10 goty material but
>rabbids
What the fuck man

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>mario curbstomping people who don't think like him

>>386024908
Unironically the only game that could convince me to buy a switch. I bought the DS and GBA because it at least tried to have unique games on it which it had a shit ton of by the end of their respective life cycles. Meanwhile the 3DS and WiiU had libraries full of very derivative games which is why I didn't buy it. If they show me three more unique games I wouldn't see on another handheld I'll pick it up.

>>386025867
one correct prediction does not erase the hundred failed predictions

>>386025867
Imagine having a fucking Rabbid on your arm for the rest of your life.

>>386025867
>aside from the French blog I copied it from

>>386026537
kinda pales in comparison to getting your dick chopped off and made into an open wound that you have to fuck everyday with a dildo to keep from healing and closing

>>386026310
Mankind has played god for far too long.

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>>386024908
>Mario+Rabbids is really f****** hard. Like, really, really hard.
Oh, boy, I can't fucking wait to play this.

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>>386024908
>gamespot
>eurogamer
>huffpost
Try a little harder next time. Everyone knows not not to trust game journalists.

>>386024908
I really wanna anally destroy the crossdressing peach rabbid

>>386026395
>Splatoon
>Sonic Mania
>Mario Odyssey
>All by the end of the year
Hopefully a Pikmin 4 after how poorly Hey! Pikmin has sold

>>386026792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mTS04v8he0

Remember the Dark Souls of platforming anon.

>>386024908
>i got my ass kicked by rabbits
Damn

>>386027084
That's not actual hard, the problem is it has shitty physics and retards failing to acknowledge how flawed is the game. When it comes to this game, it's a whole different story. To begin with, it's a Nintendo game and a new IP so it's not getting a free pass from nostalgic asshats, and also it's a lot easier to see if a strategy game is being unfair to you than a platforming one.

>>386026986
The best part is that she'd keep taking selfies of her half pained half pleasured face while you pound her.

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>>386024908
>it's X-Com
That's all I needed to hear, I'll take eight.

>>386027276
My point was reviewers are shit at games.

>>386026310
I saw this webm and my dick cried

>>386025243

It's all that switchkiddies have.

>>386025867

Am I the only person who thinks she's kinda hot?

>>386030739
He fucked a bag of popcorn.

https://laurakbuzz.com/2017/04/27/a-trans-womans-penis-bucket-list/

>>386030739
Yes

>>386025867
imagine being a person that takes pride in fucking over devs by announcing something they had no hand in and stealing their thunder.

>>386030739
A few % of all men are gay, but yes even among them you are the only one attracted to that mess.

>>386026614
Less than 5% of trans people get the operation, for the reasons you stated.

Now that I know it's a tactics game I will be buying it.

Also are there any other turn based tactics games or similar games anyone can recommend?

I've played and loved:
Every variation of XCOM
Banner Saga
Final Fantasy Tactics
Ogre Battle series
Fallout Tactics
Jagged Alliance games

>>386031558

I still would. Maybe i'm fucked up.

>>386032767

....you never played a nippon ichi game?

>>386033195
I actually haven't. Would that be a good place to start?

>>386033658
Stay away if you are looking for actual strategy.

>>386033658

Shiiit son. They released a lot of games like this. The disgaea series is an example, or Rhapsody, or Phantom Brave. They're a bit childish, but if you can get hold of Makai Kingdom (A ps2 game, also has a PSP port), it's the best one.

>>386033793

Or if you want something more mature, there's always the front mission series, which is square enix. Or Valkyria Chronicles. Which is fucking fantastic.

>>386025198
When you post articles instead of your own opinions

>>386025198
When Ubisoft had leak that mad it clear they were going to shill.

Im looking forward to the game, but anons KNOW that you shouldn't give a fuck to the "big" review sites and when discusing them posting a image of the article(s) instead of linking like a clickbaiting faggot.

That's why OP is 200% Shill.

>>386033793
>>386033918
Thanks guys! Will look into all of these!

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>>386025198
>>386025413
>>386034124
>>386033929
Also notice that he linked right to the sites. No pastebin, no archive, nothing but a sad useless attempt to garner traffic.

By the way, you're gonna see a lot of this as Drumpf Cry and WE WUZ Creed nears release. Doesn't matter if it's propaganda or not, they just need these shit sites to push it as such. Every Ubisoft game now has to sell itself on controversy because they're all the same overhyped and downgraded mess every time, so they need people to be morally preordering before the Crowbcat video shows how shit the game is. Remember, some game dev cried at E3, so you have to like this shit.

>>386025198
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/image/967A2hhRQC67bp021Z6pjA/

>>386024908
Ubisoft, honey, I'm looking forward to this game and all but we had this same exact OP yesterday, you gotta make it look less blatant if you want to shill next time.

>>386024908
>miyamoto asks america to make a mario game that's not a platformer
>immediately they add guns
like pottery

>>386027458
It's not as heavy in RNG tho, which makes it way better in my eyes.

>switch owners so starved for games that they're praising the usual rabbids shovelware as GOTY

wew lad

>>386032767
Ghost Recon: Shadow Wars

>>386027276

>mario

>new IP

>>386036540
>tfw Switch owner and don't give a shit about this unless it starts getting good reviews

If it's mediocre I will just continue to ignore it, but if people say it's fantastic maybe I'll look it up.

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>game is brutally hard
>insane complexity
>incredibly wonderful
I think it looks fun and I'm probably going to get it, but many of these previews read so much like individuals who never played a game like x-com in their life.

>>386025867

Imagine being so narcissist that, instead of making a tattoo actually related to the game, you pick a Rabbid without the arm cannon dressed as yourself with a tiny Mario plant on the background.
This is honestly the worst part here. Instead of actually doing something directly related to the game like he was supposed to, this faggot decides to make himself, while the game itself is a minor afterthought.

>>386024908
Nintendokids experience XCOM first time in their life, but now with Mario, so you know it will be 10/10.

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>>386025867
no come on. this has to be shopped. no one can be this fucking stupid to do this.

>>386036975

This. I doubt this game will come even close to X-Com in terms of actual complexity/difficulty even at the highest setting (Assuming it has difficulty settings), although it does look fun.

>>386025867
>nailing
>a leak
the image is pretty explanatory about this guy's methods.

>>386034694
holy shit this is autism

>>386024908
Outside of all this shilling horse shit, I'm pretty surprised how decent the game looks. I thought it'd be a shit show from the start, but it seems alright.

>>386025867
I understand wanting to be right but this is ridiculous. No one cares that you got a leak right. Hell considering how the developers felt that it got leaked and were pissing their pants in fear before E3 I'd say you actually did them a disservice so way to go. Way to take pride in fucking over the plans of another company.

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>>386024908
>yfw what could be the hardest game of the year a is fucking Mario/Rabbids XCOM-styled crossover game.

>>386025867
Didn't he say it was for 3DS and it was a JRPG not SRPG?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeQBRjGFx90

Why is none talking about this?

>>386032763
That tranny actually had that operation though, dumb fuck.

>>386037924
No one actually care about the game.

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I want to protect his smile

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>>386024908
>>386024952
So are we at still at the 'convince media/gamers' stage or we at the 'go big for launch' stage?

>>386033174
There's no maybe about it anon
That's a fucking dude that sliced off his dick

>>386025867
Trans people like him should be put in mental hospitals

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I know it sounds like something out of a bad Flash/Youtube Mario parody, but I wish some of the guns actually looked like real guns with Mario-themed paintjobs.

So Luigi can have his Poltergust sniper rifle, fine, but I also want to see Mario with an M16 with the Bullet Bill paint and "born to stomp" scrawled on it somewhere.

>xcoms been around for ever
>Always has been amazing
>Nintendo gives the babbys a super casualized version of it
>Wtf I love these games lmao Nintendo is so innovative!

Video game journalism everyone.

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>>386024908
No matter how good this game looks, I can't get over how it's the fucking Rabbids who are basically a giant cancerous growth on Ubisoft's scrotum
I just absolutely hate them and refuse to play anything with them in it
Why couldn't they just use Rayman characters instead?
It would be like if they gave Crazy Frog or Nyan Cat a video game and it got good reviews, I'm sorry, I just can't do it
>>386037029
*she
*herself
>>386040357
*her

Non-spoilers, westerners can only sell you ideas and hype. Enjoy your ideas and hype.

>>386040258
When is gamescon?

>>386040331
Not even an attractive dude too

>>386041017
>addressing a man as a she/herself/her
What is your problem?

>>386040258
>Convince
>Go big for launch

What did they mean by this?

>Nintenbros have to defend the fucking Rabbids now
Lol

>>386041017
>People keep claiming Rayman has original characters and it's humor is more correct
>When it was basically the same and spawned Rabbids to begin with

The original games had fucking inflation jokes anon, Rayman is better as the platformers if anything and Rabbids as its own series.

>>386042298
your mama

>>386042885
faggot

>>386025413
Or maybe, you know, it's shitposting or falseflag shillposting designed to goad people like you

>>386043085
i know you are but what am i

>>386043162
faggot

>>386037378
t. shill

>>386024952
Shut up, underage piece of shit.