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what would Jesus say about pirating video games?

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what would Jesus say about pirating video games?
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>try before u buy lol
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>Just fork over the money, you dirty goys.
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>>386021661
>dude check out these game I just downloaded for free!
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>>386021661
he will say take care of yourself
because he will live with you until the end of (Pisces)Age only
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>>386021661
>implying jesus wasn't pirating bread and fish
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There would be no need to say anything. You'd instantly feel guilt for murdering pixelated characters instead of helping the homeless.
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>>386021882
this
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>>386021854
what the fuck did you just try to say? you namefags make less and less sense by the year
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>>386021882
oh fuck
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He'd probably tell you that games are a waste of time and that you should try to improve yourself for the sake living a good life and going to Heaven later
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Daily reminder that while there are some pirates who go on about
>if companies gave out demos, we wouldn't pirate
and
>pirate to try, buy if like
the fact of the matter is that the vast majority of pirates simply pirate because they can. They give zero fucks about hypothetical reasoning because these solipsistic atheists (and yes, atheists are by default solipsists) would steal, rape and murder if they knew they could get away with it.

And it's hilarious because atheists always go on about
>WELL WE DON'T NEED RELIGION TO HAVE MORALITY
And yet this shit happens lol yes. YES you do need religion because the fact of the matter is that the the invisible man is needed for society, and piratefags are proof of that.
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>>386021661
>its okay if you are poor. but if you can afford it you should buy.

something like that i think
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>>386021968
Matthew 13:10-17New International Version (NIV)

10 The disciples came to him and asked, “Why do you speak to the people in parables?”

11 He replied, “Because the knowledge of the secrets of the kingdom of heaven has been given to you, but not to them. 12 Whoever has will be given more, and they will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what they have will be taken from them. 13 This is why I speak to them in parables:
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>>386022365
You're Thai. Aren't you supposed to be safe from the religion virus?

You know Jesus was just a bugshit cult leader right, namefriend?
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bible study on Thursday what a comfusing time to live.
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>>386022635
but he sure did make what most of Europe is today and Isreal.
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>>386022042
This. He won't be upset so much as you playing games or pirating them, just disappointed in you wasting your time. Just like your father is disappointed in you
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>>386022981
Do parents really care more about the success of their children than the happiness of their children?
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>>386023189
More so than you think. Parents will compete with other parents to see who has the better kid.
Because, after all happiness = success right?
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>>386023189
Yes. They tell themselves that they care more about you being happy but deep down inside they wish that you were a successful businesses men or something like that.
At least that's what my parents told me.
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>>386022635
>>386022847

Actually I know even jesus may not real exist as human
but for my interpretation he is real in the form of represent power of stars in astrology way

it make all perfect sense if you look jesus as represent of age pisces.

everything in revelation is completed
new world and new stars - a.k.a. heaven already here

No need to believe my interpretation
it maybe wrong
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>>386022635

THIS THIS THIS

FUCK relgioin..
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>>386023343
dumbass

>>386023189
success leads to happiness
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>>386021661
jesus my lord
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>>386023392
Also fuck white people and fuck Trump amirite?
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>>386022635
You are lost teenage redditor, this is 4chan, not /r/atheinigger
Please go back to your containment plebbit sub and don't come back
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>>386021661
how to achieve heaven?
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>>386023463
>success leads to happiness
Tell that to the depressed billionaire Notch
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>>386023475
>>386023491

>>>/pol
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>ow get me down from here
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>>386023491
Looks like I managed to offend a true believer. That's fine.
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>>386022635
how many cats do you have my atheist friend
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>>386023491
Kill yourself christfag, 4chan was never religious.
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>>386023537
Don't lust and fap. Don't kill or wish someone death. Don't be a lazy fuck. Don't lie or make up shit just to make someones live shit. Don't be a greedy asshole but don't be a gullible idiot either.
Do all of the above for the rest of your life.
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>>386023808
>saved a thumbnail
If you're going to be an atheist at least try to act smart
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>>386023537
>>386023830
also dont pirate
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>>386023796
I believe in a creator, my passive aggressive friend. I have one dog.
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>>386021661
its gods interlectual property.
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>>386021661
Jesus was basically a socialist so he'd probably be okay with it
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>>386023930
well anything you believe is wrong, only Jesus is the truth, you are wasting your time
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>>386023661
>>386023761
Again Reddit, you need to go back
>>386023808
>Trying to use rage faces as bait
How new are you?
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>>386021882
/thread
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>>386022112
>Trying to charge money for a digital file thats on the internet.
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>>386023808
>the redditor begins to chuckle
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>>386023981
Your god is a lie my god told me so prove me wrong sandnigger
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>>386023830
>don't lust or fap
Welp looks like I'm fucked
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>>386023808
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>>386023996
>Again Reddit, you need to go back
I'll stay here, zealot-anon. Keep posting your silly macros though.
>>386023981
Smells a little like bait. is this bait?
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Judge not, that you be not judged. For with the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you.
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>>386022635

>You're Thai. Aren't you supposed to be safe from the religion virus?
>doesn't know that Thai's are one of the biggest adherents to religious faiths in the world (particularly to Buddhism).

Religion has been part of human culture/history since the dawn of civilization since the time of the Sumerians and the Ancient Egyptians.

>You know Jesus was just a bugshit cult leader right, namefriend?
>bugshit
>even though he's one of the most famous religious figures in history

He wasn't a """cult-leader""". He was an early advocator for human cooperation and altruism. Quote:

Matthew 7:1,2 & 12

"Don’t judge, so that you won’t be judged. For the way you judge others is how you will be judged — the measure with which you measure out will be used to measure to you".

"Always treat others as you would like them to treat you; that sums up the teaching of the Torah and the Prophets".

John 13:34-35

"A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another, even as I have loved you, that you also love one another. By this all men will know that you are My disciples, if you have love for one another."
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>>386021882
This
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>>386021661
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>>386023981
>he literally believes 2000 yesr old fairy tales about a sky wizard written by goatfuckers instead of subscribing to a superior WHITE NORDIC religion
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>>386024081
whos your god? what do he did? nothing, Jesus created all our culture
so Jesus has +1 point
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>>386023761
>15006343636449.jpg
More like proved him right leddit
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>>386023996

>>386024071

>>386024180

>>>/pol/
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>>386024315
What does /pol/, a board about politics, have to do with religion?
Are you retarded?
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>>386023903
>thumbnail

That's ain't a thumbnail, stop phoneposting and you can see the image.
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>>386024290
>him
Samechristian
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>/v/ - religion and politics
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>>386024180
Rape had also been a part of humanity since it's inception but we eventually realized that it was wrong. Likewise as we can explain away more and more phenomenon with science and reason our reliance on magical explanations will and has eroded. There's a reason religious people have substantially lower IQs anon
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>>386023981
>Religion
>Truth
kek
The biggest religious countries are 3rd world shitholes such as the USA.
Let that sink in for a bit.
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>>386024248
>Nordic
Isn't that the same religion that was made up from some christfag monk's fanfic?
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YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A FISH
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>>386024279
Jesus was a hook nosed sandnigger who wiped his filthy asshole with his hands
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>>386023830
>sleep in
>get sent me to hell
Is being lazy even a sin?
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pirate your vidya and give the money you saved to the less fortunate
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>>386024471
another point he did more than you fake god
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>>386023808

>4chan was never religious

I've been here since 2008 and that's not true. There was always a mix of theists and atheists on 4chan which provoked discussion. Here's an image representing your average atheist.
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>>386024471
Very cogent point, got anymore?
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>>386024148
>I'll stay here, zealot-anon
So you admit to being Reddit?
To bad the mods are faggots nowadays, your ass would be banned for being reddit
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>>386024376
They're inextricably linked among the retarded
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>>386024507
A quick google search will give you the answers to that my friend.
Yes it is
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>>386024561
What are you asking? What other dumb things sand niggers did 2000 years ago?
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>>386024386
>No arguments
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>>386024549
Provide proof that Jesus was actually a wizard and I'll accept him as my lord and savior
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Jesus is an evil in the world a fake story designed to corrupt the truth and replace it with lies. Religion is a mental illness that fills gaps in knowledge with superstitious evil instead of with scientific truth.
And morality comes from the goodness of man not from the evil of religion.

Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

Also I seriously doubt that Jesus ever existed at all. As also other stories in the bible are also said to stolen.
http://www.salon.com/2014/09/01/5_reasons_to_suspect_that_jesus_never_existed/

http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-christ-like-figures-who-pre-date-jesus/

Jesus said
Matthew 10:34
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

Luke 12:51-53
Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division

Luke 19:27
And these enemies of mine who were unwilling for me to rule over them, bring them here and slay them in front of me.

Luke 14:26
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife,and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Matthew 12:30
He who is not with Me is against Me


Mark 16:16
He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

Video games are evil witchcraft.
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>>386024507
>get sent me to hell
Only if you're unrepentant of it and actively against bettering yourself.
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>>386024573
>To bad the mods are faggots nowadays, your ass would be banned for being reddit
They never banned for being a reddit user. Go back to eating crayons. Come back when you're 18.
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>>386024646
What even is the criteria for going to hell? What's the cut off point for being proud of my work?
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>>386024754

THIS

+(900)1

SCIENCE WINS AGAIN BITCHES
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>>386021661
>Jesus saves... money by pirating games
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Jesus was basically a commie so he'd probably be for it.

Camel and the eye of a needle, Those with two cloaks, etc etc etc
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>>386024824
Go ask /his/. Or /lit/.
You won't get anything from the retards here.
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>>386023661
>>386024315
I know right? I'm just trying to talk about how gay my dad is for making me go to church and then these conservatards make fun of me
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>>386024740
he was not a wizard you fuck, he was the son of God, he was the foundation for our culture, destroyed pagan gods and temples
what more do you want?
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>>386024551
>2008
>doesn't realize he's part of the problem

4chan is basically insta-hell if you're religious.
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*pirates bread and fish*
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>>386024425
And yet atheist Paradises are either communist shitholes (USSR, Cambodia, China) or turning into far-left breeding grounds that are destroying and turning 1st world countries into 3rd world hellholes (Western Yuroland)
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>>386024998
Heh...nuthin' personnel philistines...
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>>386025036
THOSE DONT COUNT FUCK YOU
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Without piracy poor people would not be able to play these games, PLAYING GAMES IS A RIGHT!
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>>386021882
Copyright fags BTFO
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>>386025036
not real socialism
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>>386025036
Umm no sweetie. Try again
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>>386024787
Except they did, they stopped because MOOT is fucking retarded and Hiro is a data selling jew
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>>386025118
>>386025143
>>386025160
Not an argument.
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>pirates are atheists
not even giving a you, you're just spouting shit you heard somewhere and don't understand.
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>>386024992
We're supposed to preach to people who needs it. What's the perfect place other than this place?
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>>386023392
>relgioin..
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>>386025036

I'd rather live in a mostly atheist japan or china than any hispanic or african shithole(they're all very religious)
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>>386025163
>Except they did
citation needed
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>>386025320
>japan
>atheist
fucking retarded westerners
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>>386025320
>>386025398
Also
>wanting to live in China
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>>386025127
Pretty much, though if you actually want to solve the problem the way Bernie would you need to start playing Free games which is the solution advocated by Jesus in his current world tour.
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>>386024917
>He thinks /his/ and /lit/ aren't full of retards as well.
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>>386025398

buddhism isn't theistic
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>>386025320
>I'd rather live in a civilized city than in shithole or tribe
Who wouldn't? Also what >>386025398 said
Japan along with China, Korea and other Asian countries have their own religions that aren't Christianity or Islam
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>>386025519
the retarded watered down western yuppie version maybe
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>>386024507
The 7 deadly sins are not sin themselves, but are ways which will lead someone to commit a mortal sin. For example, if you're broke and is envious because someone has a rare vidya and because of that you still it, then it's a sin. But if you are envious and get a job to hunt that vidya later then it's not.
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>>386023830
That falls under the Catholic Church's means of avoiding hell. Most Methodist Christian sources would tell you that all you needed to do was accept Jesus as your lord and savior and repent/feel regret for any sins you've committed in life, you could be the nicest person in the word and attend church every Sunday all you want yet that doesn't assure a ticket into heaven if you don't really believe in God and Christ with all your heart, the one sin that God hates the most is Pride. No one deserves heaven, everyone deserves hell.
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>>386025398

Are you really trying to claim that japanese shinto and buddism lite is equivalent to an abraham religion?

If so I'm pretty sure you're the retarded westerner.
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>>386024398

>Rape had also been a part of humanity since it's inception but we eventually realized that it was wrong.

False Equivalence. Religions seek to institute Law Codes, Ethics and Morality in their respective societies (e.g the Law of Ur-Nammu, Laws of Hummurabi, The Laws of Ma'at, the Law of Moses and Dharmas) and do not seek to perpetuate criminal behaviour like rape which was punished with great severity.

>Likewise as we can explain away more and more phenomenon with science and reason our reliance on magical explanations will and has eroded.

No religious adherent denys the physical forces of reality anon. It's the origin or cause of the existence of physics/matter that's the source of the debate. Do you believe that the forces of gravity, radiation, electromagnetism and atomic structures that form the universe originates from a non-existing source (everything from nothing) or from a prior existing source (everything from something)?
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>>386022635
Nigger, are you retarded? Thai is huge with religion, buddhist temples everywhere.
>religion virus
Whew, boi, get the fuck outta here, if you don't know the significance of religion in human history, then you're probably 12 and retarded.
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>>386025519
The idea what Buddhism is an atheistic religion is nothing but propaganda. It's an offshoot of Hinduism only instead of worshiping Gods they try to live like ascended beings.
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>>386025598
What's a "mortal sin" then? So I can commit as many sins as I want as long as it isn't a mortal one, cool.
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>>386025594

japanese buddhism is even more watered down than western buddism
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>>386024398
Is the anything wrong with the message though? I think eveyone gets to caught up with who gave the message that they never actually take a second to consder the message itself. Whats so wrong with treating people right? The world would be a much better place if people wojld just thonk about others for once.
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Jesus would be a retro gamer. Proper fag.
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>>386025594
Buddhism has never been about God, it's natural and spiritual philosophy. Buddhists simply don't believe or disbelieve in the godhead
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he pirated bread and fishes didn't he
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>>386025598
I forgot to add in that lazyness led me to being apathetic and not care about people even if they need me (getting a job) and slowly became emotionally numb.
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>>386025036
Then stop pissing off mudslimes by bombing them forcing them to come here and stop pushing your cancerous degeneracy down our throats you fucking Burger cunt because you already are where we're heading.
Half the world's problem would be solved if you didn't exist.
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>>386021882
Thread should have ended here
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>>386025283
See you don't understand.
We're here because we don't need preaching.
Don't wipe the dust from your feet, get moving on to the next town there's no time to save the wicked before the imminent end of the world.
Or so says the 2000 year old book that said the end would come in the life time of its original audience.
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>>386025320
>atheist japan
I don't know were this bullshit came from, but Japan is certainly not atheistic.
Japanese people are superstitious as fuck, they pay respects to almost everything from trees to shrines.
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>/v/ - Everything except video-games
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>>386025712
What the fuck is "real" Buddhism then punk? Being a chinese monk?
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>>386025702

>instead of worshiping Gods they try to live like ascended beings

Pretty much, it's not theistic. Atheistic means non theistic
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>>386025791
>2000 year old book
Are you retarded?
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>>386025598
Sin is fake news designed to sell the snake oil cure of "religion". There is no such thing as sin
outside of the evil of religion.
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>>386025829

The Gospel of Thomas was written during Atlantis
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>>386021882
This.
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>>386021661
jesus was the original pirate, making copies of bread and wine

he'd be all for this shit
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>>386025674
>Whew, boi, get the fuck outta here, if you don't know the significance of religion in human history, then you're probably 12 and retarded.
It doesn't mean it's not a social virus. Because it is and always has been a tool for stupids to control other stupids.

If you're religious, you're holding humanity back. You are literally in the way.
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>>386025708
Remember that if you ask for forgiveness and repentant on your actions, then you are forgiven. Everyone commits sin and while you should not embrace it, remember that it's a natural part of you. We're the perfect imperfection children of God. Just keep on improving yourself as a person and strive for perfection even if you will fail 100%. Also, abusing forgiveness will not get you a ticket to Heaven. Be loving and just (people seem to forget the just part a lot).
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>>386023463
>success leads to happiness

thats just what your corporate overlords want you to believe so you stay a good little wage slave


hope this helps
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>>386025824

I dunno, but the western interpretation of buddism is actually based off the japanese version(that's where english picked up the word zen) and those crazy enough to actually practice it in the west have actually tried to to bring it closer to indian buddhism which is a lot more serious
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>>386025825
Yeah I put it in a retarded way, but still it's certainly not the non-religious religion atheist propaganda likes to paint it as.
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>>386026192
What about people who are not aware of this arbitrary string of rules? Do they just go to hell?
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He would tell the fucking kikes in the big companies to bugger off
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>>386025791
I'm not here because I want to preach but if there's an opportunity to get someone to understand the Truth then I will gladly help.

"And when Jesus heard it, he saith unto them, They that are whole have no need of a physician, but they that are sick: I came not to call the righteous, but sinners."
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>>386026073
Keep fighting the good fight fellow xXxSasuke_Uchiha_2cool4church666xXx
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>>386026073
The same thing can also be said of any ideology, though. Or philosophy. Or politics.
>Jus shut off your brain brainlets lmao just stop thinking Haha
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>>386026192
There is no biblical hell. Hell is only a threat meant to cow people like you in to playing nice.

You were good all year for Santa as a kid, now you're good all year for Jaysus as an adult. And what a perfect unthinking automaton you are.
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>Shut up, my dad says it's cool
>God Judas, you're such a whiny little bitch all the time
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>>386021661
what would Jesus say about forking bitcoin?
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>>386026274
The traditional answer to this is no they get in to heaven, or at least don't burn in hell.
Which raises the question is why all knowledge of this wasn't buried thousands of years ago.

Sure the people who knew might have condemned themselves to hell for it, but they would have saved everyone who came after them who wouldn't have been aware of Christian doctrine and so couldn't be held to its requirements.
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>>386021882
>all the faggots saying "THIS OMG" without realising that was the point of the thread because they don't read filenames
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>>386026468
Render unto Satoshi that which is Satoshi's
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I have a legit question:
If Jesus was the first pirate, why pirates are called pirates and not "jesuses"?
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>>386026427
>some atheists are fucking retards
>therefore all atheists and opponents to religion are retards
This is why you are failing.
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>>386022112
>software pirates would steal, rape and murder if they knew they could get away with it.
Imagine being this cucked by the industry

It's just weird how people here give companies a free pass to act amoral and make decisions in pure self interest, but when we make similar calculations salty manchildren and moralfags screech about entitlement and ethics at us.
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>>386026421
Jesus is the lie , the truth will set you free.
Matthew 10:34
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Luke 12:51-53
Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division
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>>386026274
They will be judged by the shape of their own hearts, or whatever the line in the bible was.
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> the Truth
As opposed to the thousands of others religions that have "the Truth", right?
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>>386026427
Since when dd Jigen start wearing glasses?
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>>386026453
Yes and that's exactly why atheism is cancer in society.
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>>386026475
fuck now that I'm aware of this I'm going to hell, thanks man.
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>>386026572
because they were as dirty as rats and round as pie
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>>386026274
I'm not sure about arbitrary since it's pretty consistent from my point of view, but as for your other question: No.

CCC 847: "This affirmation is not aimed at those who, through no fault of their own, do not know Christ and his Church:
Those who, through no fault of their own, do not know the Gospel of Christ or his Church, but who nevertheless seek God with a sincere heart, and, moved by grace, try in their actions to do his will as they know it through the dictates of their conscience—those too may achieve eternal salvation."
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>>386026575
>some

nobody said "some" they all are retards
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>>386026631
For>>386026421
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>>386025519

>buddhism isn't theistic
>yet Buddhism believes in the Saṃsāra/Karma system which has roots in Vedic/Hindu theology
>in the Theraveda and Mahayana Traditions have a Prophet/Soothsayer foretell that Guatama would become a religious leader which was fulfilled

Also:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhist_deities

Your ignorance is astounding.
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>>386021661
Turn the other cheek
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>>386026575
>This is why you are failing.
Funny because atheism is the one dying.
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>>386026631
Do name those thousands of other religions that claim to preach "the Truth", please.
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>>386026669
Should've burned all knowledge of Christianity to save the future of mankind.
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>>386026617
That's pretty metal
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>>386026804
All of them use google we aren't in bible days we have computers and search engines.
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>>386025127
If jerking to porn for free and listening to music for free is a right, why not video games?

/v/ antipirates remind me of old people who shit their pants at "millennials" for watching OTH TV channels without paying the cable subscription

https://www.wsj.com/articles/millennials-unearth-an-amazing-hack-to-get-free-tv-the-antenna-1501686958
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>>386026804
Not him, but basically every relegion preach it's own version of truth, isn't it?
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>>386026729
>atheism is the one dying.
You must be crazy, there are more atheists now than in any other time, if anything Atheism is thriving now because it's turning into another religion.
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>>386026631
Most major religions nowadays come from one of two sources, Judaism or Hinduism. There's a 50/50 chance you'll end up in the right ballpark.
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>>386021661
AMEN
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>>386026687
Only the ones who fashion it in to their own pseudo-religious dogma and push it as hard as any bible thumper pushed Christ.

You can believe anything intelligently, as long as you can admit that you don't know anything for sure.
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>>386026804
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_religions_and_spiritual_traditions

hope this helps
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>>386026804
>Please name the thousands of religions across the history of mankind
No.

But we do know that throughout recorded history (hundreds of thousands of years), there were many, many religions.

We can probably infer that the people worshipping these religions at least thought that their faiths were right, and that they had the truth. Such as Todd, who is literally a god of videogames and truth
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>>386026906
>>https://www.wsj.com/articles/millennials-unearth-an-amazing-hack-to-get-free-tv-the-antenna-1501686958
>register to see it goy
Fuck you, choke on phil fish dick
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>>386026729

The only reason that there's any growth in religious believers is because africans and spics are shitting out children faster than the civilized world(in which belief in religion has been steadily dropping).

Enjoy your religious future with Tyrone and Juan.
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>>386027028
You're not entitled to read articles for free you filthy poorfag!
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>>386026923
The internet isn't going anywhere and the internet is destroying old religion.Religion thrived because of closed communities , Scientologist prevent their followers from using the internet.
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>>386026669
Why did Jesus even come to Earth. He ruined everything, everyone would've went to heaven.
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>getting in stupid religious arguments
Atheist or christian, does it really matter is jesus was some form of divine being? Does it really matter is he "returns?" In a time of oppression and violence he taught some important things that still influence how we behave and society today, being a good man and doing right by the people around you. In a world full of suffering and differing aims, it's a simple thing that could make everyone's lives a lot better. The words are more important than anything to do with the man, and if it helps people there is nothing wrong with it. 2000 years ago a man taught this and died by his own example, without any religious or atheist subtext, it's just a powerful and shows humanities potential to go so far beyond just a creature that eats and reproduces.
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>>386026923
>Atheism is thriving now because it's turning into another religion
hm...
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>>386021661
He'd grab a whip and hit you in the face with it.
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>>386026843
No, Jesus is the only way to actually save mankind. Why do you think God punished a lot of people during OT? He brought the great flood and destroyed Sodom because he is all knowing and knows that none of those people generation after generation will become good. He gave us free will to choose between good and evil, and it was difficult back then, that's why he sent us Jesus and now we have our lifetime to choose and get saved. Christianity has been people's moral foundation and pillar. The morals way back then was pretty disgusting and I'm not saying the Church is free from sins.
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>>386027252
Matthew 10:34
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

Luke 12:51-53
Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division

Luke 19:27
And these enemies of mine who were unwilling for me to rule over them, bring them here and slay them in front of me.

Luke 14:26
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife,and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Matthew 12:30
He who is not with Me is against Me


Mark 16:16
He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.
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>go out with friends
>one of them is a muslim
>do stupid shit like get drunk
>all of them keeps forcing me to fuck bitches
>tell them no
>"lol u gay anon"
>dont want to because sin lmao
>meanwhile muslim friend fucks up our orders because no pork and no one says shit
truly, muslims are the alpha religion
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>>386027241
He came to Earth because he wanted to do kickflips and eat pizza, you FUCKING HEATHEN

>>386027312
>He brought the great flood
People still actually believe this? God damn, this is a weird morning for me.
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What do you call someone who wants to believe in a higher power, but is too skeptical about religion to practice it?
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>>386027241
read >>386027312
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>>386027357
forgot pic
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>>386027370
>>He came to Earth because he wanted to do kickflips and eat pizza, you FUCKING HEATHEN
I understood that reference.
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>>386027401
Deist probably.
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>>386026697
They're not 'gods' in the same way that angels in Christianity aren't gods, or Jesus isn't a separate god from Yahweh. Sure it may be cheating but technically speaking they're not theistic in the way other religions are just like Christianity technically isn't polytheist.
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>>386027401
augtistic
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>>386027273
That's what religion is, just a way to create a tightly knit community that adheres to general behaviour rules and moral directives, what most people don't realize is that you don't really need gods or supernatural beings to create a religion.
The point of religion, like the name implies, is to bring people together under one flag, so to speak.
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>>386027370
Different civilisations has reported some kind of great flood that washed the world away. Even I'm struggling to accept it. Even then, it might not even be literal, or could also mean what people defined as "world" back then (their kingdom). I think regions in that are used to be target of massive waves so it could also be that.
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>believing in a sematic religion that subverted your original european cultures/traditions
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>>386027357
Don't Muslims worship an asteroid ? LOL
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Atheist kids and college socialists are the absolute easiest people to trigger on earth. On the Internet anyway.
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thy shale not steal...pirating is making a copy of a game. it does effect the video game industry.
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>>386027624
>Different civilisations has reported some kind of great flood that washed the world away.
Right, but that only bodes for LOCALIZED flood myths, doesn't it? I've read some of those floof stories, and they're all very different from one another.
http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/flood-myths.html

>>386027649
"Abortion" "Gays" "Jesus was a Jew" "Christianity is irrelevant in the west" "Priests are pedophiles" etc etc etc.
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>>386027626
What type of paganism are we talking about? Is it the Asian religions that Mediterranean Orientalboos adopted because the Middle East was much more civilized, advanced and prosperous than they were? Or is it the faiths brought by sheep-fucking nomads from the steppes, shared with poo-in-loos and Turkomongols? Or are you just talking about the forgotten superstitions of the cavemen who fingerpainted on stone walls and worshipped fat whores and who ended up genocided and replaced by said waves of migration from the East? Which one is the Tru European Superstition?
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>>386027753
I just post these shit on facebook atheist pages
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>>386027649
People have to speak out or the conversation is one sided , and has been one sided for too long. Why we have religion.
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>>386027689
Bible also says to beat your wife and stone your enemies because the LORD commands you to.
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>>386026073
>Because it is and always has been a tool for stupids to control other stupids.
are you really this retarded of are you just a fedora tipping athiest?

Religion is a key part of society and always has been from shaman/witchdoctors in tribal times to ancient pantheistic gods.
A vast amount of people find no essence in mundane material existence and seek to find the answer to free themselves from this prison.
Only religion has the answers and only the dedicated and ardent students reach the answers in this life.

To just label religion as "tool for stupids" because you are too stupid to read books and practice the wisdom within, is retarded
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>>386027823
This? The chart doesn't prove much without source so I'll try and look at these later on in my free time. Could prove to be interesting.
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>>386026697
Karma isn't a theological concept, though.
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Religion seems comfy but no matter what I just can't bring myself to believe the stuff in the bible, it's just nonsense to me.
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>>386027847
its the one with the dumb caverperson who accidentally ate some hallucinogenic and then thought he met god/gods and became a prophet


oh wait that was all of them
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>>386028013
Religion replaces facts with fake news and alternative facts.
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>>386028171
But you can use the the New Testament to improve yourself as a person.
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>tfw I need to confess that I fap
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>>386028178
>all religions in a nutshell
so much this. I fully understand that belief systems are just outdated crowd control tech
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>>386021661
Well, Jesus probably doesn't want you breaking the law unnecessarily.
>Romans 13:1 "Let every person be in subjection to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God and those which exist are established by God."
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>>386028286
Me too anon.
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>Discussion about Jesus when he said "I ate bread"
>Person 1: we can cleary see he's saying that "bread" means "righteousness life" to people and what he meant to say to us was that we need to have a good and just life.
>Person 2: i disagree, on my point of view Jesus was saying that all life eventually comes to and end when he put enphasis on "ate" before "bread".
Debates continues for 3 hours straight.
Meanwhile, on Heaven, Jesus watching.
>I just fucking said I ate that fucking bread!
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>>386028371
I always confess in a different city church
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>>386028286
>>386028371
>confessing to a mortal
I though God was all knowing?
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>>386028286
>Forgive me father for I have sinned
>"You are forgiven my child, what's on your mind."
>Well the other night I was pulling my dick to some top quality traps, and I sinned all over myself
>"....."
>Father?
>"Send me sauce, and remember this time, the holy spirit cannot GET PAST THE FUCKING PANDA"
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Is it okay if I don't pray out of respect? If I were holy or a god i'd hate people praying to me. Like if I were to acknowledge their existence, would that be enough to them?
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>>386026697
Buddhism is not theistic.
While there are some sects that believe in a conventional "god" in the Christian sense of an all pervading creator.
Those Buddhists call it the Adibuddha "primordial Buddha"
Buddha himself did not teach about any theistic creationist.
He explained the realms of existence (samsara) and the beings who inhabit them and the law of karma, which is a natural universal law, not created by a sentient "god"
An english translation for 2 realms are gods, demi gods. Buddha did explain that he was helped, and hindered by "gods" on his patch to enlightenment, but again they are not the creator.
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>Give unto Todd what is Todd's
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>>386028463
Oh I confess to God everyday, but confessing in a church teaches people humility and the courage to tell your problems to other people. I've only confessed once and that was when I was a kid, but it seems to take away burden.
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>>386028463
it's a sacrament
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>>386028371
>mfw i'm priest and i heard so many weird shit that no one want to hear
Don't tell much. We know you did a shitload of things. Be vague, we understand.
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>>386028676
Have you ever molested any kids?
Do you know anyone that has?
Do you like Lostprophets?
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>>386028518

fukken spillt my energy drink from kekking so much TOP KEK

you did good, my good sir

you did good
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>>386028676
What's the dumbest thing you've heard in confession? I'm genuinely curious.

Not asking for a long-sized text, just make it about twice the length of this post. Maybe a few more lines at most.
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>>386028676
>Be Priest
>Go on 4chan
>/v/ of all places
So much for religion being the source of morals.
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>>386023830
damn
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>>386028518
>Presists don't know how to use exhentai to fap to traps and lolis

Don't they teach them anything in their seminary schools?
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>>386028676
Give examples please
I know you're not supposed to but do it anyway
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>>386028779
If he's a priest isn't it suppose to be confidential?
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>>386028554
See, this is why God is awesome. He's all loving and doesn't mind one bit whenever people pray to Him and how often. You can always come to Him with your problems and just let it all out and He would understand. He's all powerful and all knowing, so before you even pray, He already knows about. God will always help you as long as you try and meet Him halfway. This comes from an anon who insulted Him while praying. I regret it now though.
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>>386028182
>Religion replaces facts with fake news and alternative facts.
where, have you ever read that in a religious text?
Give some examples...

While I am not naive to see that humans try to use promises of religion for worldy gain, there is nothing inherently wrong with the religions,
Jesus's teachings are quite beautiful and the morality of moses and jesus's teachings are worth a lot to someone who practices them together.
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>>386023189
You'd be surprised
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>>386028676
it was an open confession thing where I'm face to face with the priest without any cover and my plan was to list the sins fast enough and sneak the fapping in the middle so it would get unnoticed. I ended up blanking out after saying I fapped. I even did the hand motion as I confessed it. I'm never doing that open shit again
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>>386028915
>there is nothing inherently wrong with the religions
Except clergy.
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>>386028676
Yeah, I've figured. When I go to confession soon, I'll make it as quick and vague as possible.
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>>386028902
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>>386021661
"Thats pretty cool man, but watch this"

>Mods water into wine
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>>386028782
Not him, but most priests I know post on /pol/ and/or /lgbt/

There's like two camps of priests in the Catholic Church: Hardcore fascists that damn you for looking at traps, and Hardcore liberals that diddle traps daily, and these traps are usually 12 year old boys.

Huh.
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>>386024551
I've been here since 2007 and THAT'S untrue. There's always been a background radiation that hated the very concept of theology, to the point that whenever someone even tried to be somewhat theological, they would be called a Christfag, and their thread would be spammed with dubs and ignored.
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>>386028997
this, tbqh
too many fags and atheistic opportunists in there
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>>386023537
You must follow the instructions in Dio's diary.
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>>386028915
>maria was a virgin
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>>386029037
I've seen a lot of people preaching on /lit/, anyone you know there?
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>>386029027
>The disciples faith when Jesus noclips across the water
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>>386024824
Being spiteful about it.
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>>386024248
Daily reminder that christians BTFOd the complete pagan pantheon, that a mere human priest BTFOd Thor.
And that Odin literally sucks cocks because muh magic.
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>>386028286
>>386028371
Is fapping really a sin? I thought that was a church meme
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>>386025331
>/sp/ archive 2012
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Give me a single reason why the Christian god is more believable than any other God.
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>>386024824
As long as you don't that think that you're better than everyone else (unless it's true) then it's all good. Be proud of your accomplishments, just don't let it get to your head.
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>>386021882
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>>386029279
It says so right here in muh book bet you feel stupid now huh
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>>386029161
I'm inclined to believe that life is just a simulation and Jesus was an elite hacker.

System cracked down on him and got him ganked. He came back but he got IP banned.
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>>386024851
>Science as we know it was created by christians
>Hur durr stupid theists muh science

Why are teenagers so stupid?
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>>386029279
Jesus is real for one.
>>386029226
Something about spilling seeds. I don't know anon. Even if before becoming religious I knew it was a sin just because.
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>>386029380

>>>/pol/
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>>386029179
daily remainder that christian's god is a serial killer that murdered millions of humans, more than satan
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>>386029380
>>Science as we know it was created by christians
Imagine being this dumb.
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>>386029226
watching, getting turned on and fapping to porn is "coveting"
also something about wasting holy cum that could have been used to impregnate someone
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>>386029409
>Something about spilling seeds
Well I've heard there's this story of the guy that used to cum on the floor and God punished him for it, but I thought that was a specific context and it had nothing to do with fapping normally
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>>386029226
The bible is vague enough that anything can be construed as sinful, according to current social mores. Like, masturbation wasn't a big thing until some quack doctor in the 19th century said that masturbation "was the great ailment of modernity, induces weakness, tiresomeness and eventual blindness and even death. To be a masturbator is the great ailment that weakens youth and drains life out of man."

And of course, like the modern "VACCINES CAUSE BRAIN DAMAGE" movements, it caused hysterics on everyone, and religious people in particular took to the bible and some passage about the "body being your temple, and must be taken care of", and twisted it to fit their modern presumptions. And now masturbation is sinful.
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>>386029378
>Jesus comes back to life
>Wtf hax
>"Get good, get LMABOX"

>>386029380
The first scientists were Greek you absolute dork
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>>386029409
There's no historical proof to back that up
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>>386027939
>People have to speak out or the conversation is one sided
Yeah, atheifags need safe spaces like /r/atheism, along with subsections for their own circle jerking on Craigslist and Amazon
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>>386029409
>Jesus is real for one
Can you just answer the actual question. Other religions have their own religious preachers as well, there's no reason to believe in the Christian god more than any other god.
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>>386029529
He's right, retard. Only royalty and clergy received education during the dark ages
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>>386029279
>>386029332
>Mobileposting
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>>386021882
>implying
How can he be pirating stuff He (the lord) made? The merchants didn't make the fish and they didn't make the wheat to make the bread.
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>>386029279
He unlocks the Crusader and Paladin class
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>>386023369
>2017
>heaven may already be here
yes my dear 3rd world friend, you're definitely fucking wrong
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>>386029481
God is just. Would you tell the judge that they're a serial killer when they sentence someone? God weeps whenever he has to punish his children. That's why he sent Jesus.
>>386029609
Historical Jesus is accepted even by other atheists anon. Whether he was actually the Son of God is what they're being sceptical about.
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>>386029597
>"VACCINES CAUSE BRAIN DAMAGE"
Eh, I don't know much about that but I got this relative of mine who had that happen to her child

>>386029609
Well there's Roman texts about him are there not?
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>>386029481
Care to provide the exact numbers?
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>>386029685
>Forgetting about the glorious golden age of progress that came after Alexander's conqu-eerrrr forceful civilization of the known world
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>>386029529
Catholic philosophy was absolutely central to the development of Western science, and in particular to that of the scientific method. To sum it up, the Catholic world view was that all the universe was created by a benevolent creator. This creator also gave us the capacity for reason. Being benevolent, he would not have given us that capacity while making his universe irrational. Therefore the universe works according to rational laws, like a mechanical clock made by a great clockmaker, and we are meant to use reason in order to understand those laws. Far from having anything to fear from reason, the Church should see it as the most reliable way of arriving at the truth, including the truth of Christianity.
This philosophy emerged progressively, but by 1100 it was completely embraced by the Church, and laid the foundation of scholasticism. From then on all thinkers at the cathedral schools and universities had to be highly formed logicians, and natural philosophy (that is to say science) became the second most prestigious field after theology. All the precepts of the scientific method were born out of this. The belief in a logical universe governed by rational laws. The belief that all the universe can be translated into the language of mathematics. And perhaps most importantly the concept of the scientific theory.
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>>386029615
>Christianity has one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel
There's a safe space for you too, in Israel
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>>386029871
This came about most prominently in 1277, when the Church intervened directly into academia by banning the teaching of Aristotelian physics as indisputable fact at the University of Paris. Not only did this free up scientific thinking which had previously been shackled to academic dogma, and make it possible for people like Buridan and Oresme to reinvent physics and maths (laying the foundation of modern science), but this and the general attitude of the Church towards science also forced scientists to be a lot more careful about making claims. Instead of claiming guesswork as absolute truth the way the Greeks did, they had to be much more humble and disciplined, and any claim had to be considered mere theory, that is to say one of several possibilities, which can be held as true in practice if it is supported by evidence, but which can never become dogma and can always be put back into question again based on new evidence. This is the key to the scientific method and to the perpetual cycle of questioning things again which made the scientific revolution possible.
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>>386029838
>>386029862
I have FAITH hes not real
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>religion thread
fuck yes, neckbeard autismos vs. brainwashed mongoloids
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>>386029067
not that I believe it, but how do we know she wasn't a virgin.
Of course it is bullshit, why would god be born in a mortal form and why in the desert, a jew and in a time in history when everyone is unintelligent.
Also the "immaculate" conception was bullshit, it says in the bible she was impregnated by an angel.
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>>386029972
And here comes the retarded fencesitter.
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>>386029972
Not like me though I'm better than everyone.
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>>386029481
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>>386030061
>facebook
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>>386029607
Natural philosophers=/= scientists
Pay attention to your classes, kid.

Also who's Francis Bacon? Who's Descartes? If not the people who standarized the scientific method and inductive thinking.
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>>Christianity has one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel
>Meanwhile outside of your mom's basement
http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2017/04/07/why-people-with-no-religion-are-projected-to-decline-as-a-share-of-the-worlds-population/
http://www.news24.com/MyNews24/atheism-growing-no-atheism-is-actually-on-the-decline-20160316
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>>386030012
>why in the desert
No one can contest the story when it happened in the middle of nowhere with no witnesses.
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>>386028730
>Have you ever molested any kids?
No.
>Do you know anyone that has?
I heard about it in others countries, but no, I don't know anyone who did that.
>Do you like Lostprophets?
They are cool. I listen often.

>>386028779
Dumbest thing was a woman (by far the worst type of people to confess because they do minor things and think that's gonna send straight to hell) telling me she have cheated on her husband because the guy have showed "signs" of not liking her anymore.
When I asked about those "signs" she said he didn't stayed at home so often anymore. When I asked what he does to living she fucking told me he worked as auditor.
I explained to her his job was about traveling a lot and she ignored totally what I've said, leave and start to complain in church (others people where inside) telling that I wouldn't understand because I was young (had 25yo that time).
I had was tired, told her that God don't forgive cheaters because it break the most divine sacrament ever and she would eb send to Hell where Judas is.
You should see her face.
>>386028782
Just because this place it's shit of morals, doesn't mean I would skip my video game hobby.
>>386028902
Don't be nervous. I know a guys who someone confess murder to him.
Fap isn't nothing. Maybe if you get a nice priest or young one he will even share a story with you.
If is a old guy, don't tell. They are annoying as fuck and they will make a fucking shitstorm because a fucking fap.
Confessing to God it's enough. Confessing to us shows that you're humble enough.
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>>386030106
>not making a facebook to follow both atheist and theist pages and send both pages the other one's meme images
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I'm just apatheist.
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>>386029679
Multiple accounts has seen what Jesus could do and they recorded it. I doubt the people of Judea will just meme something into existence.
>>386029960
What you believe is always up to you anon.
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daily reminder that Joseph was a literal cuck and raised God and Mary's child
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>>386029972
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>>386030137
Yes! Based shit skins! Deus vult for a new Christianity and a new Europe!
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>>386025654
Still nothing wrong with being an atheist.
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>>386021882
Jesus was the original pirate, that's why jews killed him.
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>>386022112
and this is why christfags are dying out
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>>386028013
>Only religion has the answers
Kindly remove yourself from the gene pool you pitiful cartoon.

Religion is intellectually lazy. You are drawn to it because you are dumb and cannot figure things out for yourself. You need your hand held desperately because you're a child.
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>>386030184
>Multiple accounts has seen what Jesus could do and they recorded it.
Old fairy tales aren't proof.
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>>386030135
>muslims could have been the best religious scientists but they went full retard and basically declared science is heresy
kek
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>>386029871
>>386029920
This. For all the harm the church and religions have done, they did plenty of good as well. Not only preserving and copying books, but that was what laid down the foundations of renaissance, by establishing scientific methods that would then become expanded and improved.
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>>386030152
>told her that God don't forgive cheaters because it break the most divine sacrament ever and she would eb send to Hell where Judas is. You should see her face.
That's pretty scary anon. You must have given her quite a shock.
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>retards actually "discussing" religion
the only acceptable response is to turn and walk away, no point, all 3 parties are fucking retarded
see >>386030221
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>>386029279
Well for one it's consistent in it's metaphysical description of reality, and ascribes the nature of the soul better than any other religion in the world.

I used to be a hardcore atheist and I examined the world's religions to see what they say on the concept of free will (as I realized determinism was false and yet it was the unavoidable conclusion of a materialist, atheist universe), and realized the Bible has a more consistent, believable answer to this question than any other. Furthermore, scripture is miraculously consistent within itself, which is something atheist lie through their teeth about and I learned after I started actually reading the (King James) Bible.
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>>386026687
Then you are the religious equivalent of a fedora.
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>>386030348
>Theology and metaphysics aren't real, just walk away lol

Tell me, what does it feel like being a brainlet?
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>>386029920
>welcomed the cross-examination of ideas
>went full ape shit when someone questioned divinity itself, leading to a violent schism and the formation of the inquisition, as well as an entire order of propagantists to combat the schismatics (who were no better truth to be told, because they later did the same thing which led to more schisms) to avoid further questioning.

What did anon mean by this?
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>>386030221
>idiot memeshit
Some things are provable while the existence of god isn't.
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>>386030152
But I can't eat the Jesus if I haven't confessed
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>>386030243
>Get BTFO
>"Duhhh, muh niggerz n chinkz"
Kek
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>>386026687
>hey man do you believe in god?
>nah I don't care for religion at all
>OMFG WHAT A RETARD OMFG I AM SO ANGRY OMFG
seek help
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>>386030348
Why wouldn't the discussion ITT be invalid or not to be taken seriously?
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>Atheists get buttmad when Christians say they don't live under OT law and then accuse them of cherrypicking verses
>Atheists will gladly take verses out of context without understanding doctrine as long as it suits their agenda
REALLY made me think...
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>>386030470
If god isn't provable how can you know he exists for certain?
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>>386030456
>thelogist
>methaphysicians
>on /v/
this post is literal xD material
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>>386028013
>saying religious people are stupid is bad
>but saying all atheists must be lazy is ok
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>>386030291
Yes, it was. I rushed to bishop and told everything. He laugh a lot and said to me don't do again because people would keep annouing him.
Nice bishop, old as fuck but had a mind like a 30yo guy.
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>>386030578
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>>386030567
Sounds like Drumpf voters....
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>>386030578
You can't, that's literally the entire point of faith
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>>386030597
>strawmanning

Answer the question, brainlet. What makes those fields invalid, no matter who discusses them or how?
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>>386030578
That's the idea behind faith. It's believing in something without there being any explicit evidence.
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>>386030396
Cool pic but
>athiest
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>>386030682
have another you, bud
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If god isn't real then who did 9/11?
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>>386030484
You can skip some parts.
If you don't feel confortable to say something to a mortal man, you don't need. God already know and have forgive you if you have forgiven yourself.
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>All religious people are stupid and religion should be forcibly banned!
>wtf why do people hate atheists I'm oppressed!
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>>386030567
>not taking the Bible as the literal word of God.

Enjoy hell faggot.
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>>386021882
wine too and he also pirated himself after death.
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>>386021661
Considering that he was pirating fish, bread and wine on a regular basis he was fine with it.
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>>386030676
So that means your beliefs probably aren't fact and there's a fat chance that your particular religion is a sham, cool.
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>>386030805
The Bush regime on behalf of various moneyed interests.
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>>386030838
>all atheits are the same
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>>386030283
But it's not a fairy tale when there are evidences.
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>>386030805
The Jews

>>386030880
Pascal's wager, I'd rather die happy believing I'll see God than scared of oblivion.
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>>386029607
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>>386030860
It is the literal word of God but you can't ignore context and take verses at face value. I bet you didn't even know that a lot of Levitical law was meant to distinguish Israel from their pagan neighbors in practice, to set them apart and dignify them in a culturally sensitive time period.
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>>386030881
Alright, you got me...
BUT THEN WHO DID BAGUETTE/11?
Checkmate
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>>386021661
"That's cool מִשׁפָּחָה, gotta go now" *flies away into the sky*
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>>386028915
>where, have you ever read that in a religious text?
>Give some examples...
I would start at Genesis and on through to Revelations , the internet is filled with contradictions in the bible sites. As well as the basic concepts that the contradictions are even based on like Genesis. Basically the whole thing is fake news and alternative facts. American Dad had an episode about this stuff lol http://americandad.wikia.com/wiki/Daesong_Heavy_Industries
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>tfw you'll burn in hell for eternity
>ETERNITY
>all because you didn't trust in le bearded man meme
:I
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>>386030458
Nothing wrong with the Inquisition. If there was an accusation of heresy they would make an inquiry, collect evidence, interrogate witnesses and if found guilty, the heretic would be allowed to recant. If later a heretic who had recanted relapsed, or refused to recant in the first place, he was convicted for heresy and handed to secular authorities. The secular authorities could decide the punishment, but they almost always opted for death.
And heresy was obviously a pretty dangerous thing, threatening to tear the fabric of society. When left unchecked it could plunge whole countries into chaos and violence. Just look at what happened when the Reformation went unchecked.
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>>386030860
>believing the butchered translation of man rather than the true word of the LORD
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>>386030485
Deus vult brother! The faith is saved among the brown hordes!
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>>386030860
Christ left behind a Church, not a book, nigga.
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>>386030996
>White people
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>>386021661
Jesus hated wealth and private property. He would be cool with it.
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>>386031052
>forcing someone to believe in your religion is not wrong
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>>386031038
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascal%27s_Wager
An old lawyer convinced me with this to get baptised. I am a logical being, after all. I regret nothing.
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>>386030012
>impregnated by an angel
"Joseph, son of David, do not fear to take Mary your wife, for that which is conceived in her is of the Holy Spirit."
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>>386030282
>intellectually lazy
>doesn't study religion
>does't practice religion
>calls religion lazy
ohh the irony
you are a misinformed imbecile
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C5%9A%C5%ABnyat%C4%81
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Why 4chan hates atheists now?
Is that related to /pol/?
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>>386031038
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:I
Well good fucktard
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>>386031248
Joseph was literally cucked. Mary fed him a line of shit and he really, really needed to believe it.
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>video games are the equivalent of bread
Video games are not a necessity to live
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>>386031038
that's all there is to god my friendo, control through fear
>muh -isms
fuck off m8
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>>386031323
>Why 4chan hates atheists now?
You realize /v/ created the Fedora meme and made it popular, right summerfag?
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>>386031334
>listening to a youkai
>ever
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>>386031248
>My wife's son
Holy shit, I didn't realize this until now
That's hilarious
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>>386031052
>"When left unchecked it could plunge whole countries into chaos and violence"
>when the catholic church went unironically full grimdark
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>>386031334
>this thread
>good for anything else other than shitposting
haha kappa lul
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>>386031234
"What if we picked the wrong religion? Every week we're just making God madder and madder." Homer Simpson
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>>386031004
Seems like he converted to Judaism, considering everything he posted is exclusively OT stuff.
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>>386031318
>doesn't study religion
>does't practice religion
It's all bullshit invisible superdad in the sky myth. All of it. Anyone with any common sense is capable of understanding this.

Your fear of oblivion and spiritual isolation make you hunger for shit instead of thinking for yourself. You're completely beyond help. But luckily this is 4chan, so at least we know you probably won't be able to breed.
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/tv/ here
MCU=Reddit fedorafags
DCEU=True Kinography
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>>386031334
how is it shitposting? It's literally what supposedly happens to you if you don't accept god
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>>386031354
Th-they're not?
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What games would Jesus play? What genre would be his favorite? Would he be a console tard or pc bro?
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>>386031346
But Mary didn't say anything. Also, Joseph was about to send Mary away quietly to not shame her. It was only after the angel came that he decided to do his duty. He was a descendant of David. Both Joseph and Mary had a duty to raise Jesus and they raised him out of love.
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>>386031747
Precure games, and cute stuff like nintendogs and kirby games.
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>>386031747
Mortal Kombat
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>>386031747
There would only be one universal platform if Jesus was still here
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A reminder that ANYONE can choose to believe in God, and that atheism is a willful defiance of you knowing him. He walked among us in the flesh in the form of Jesus Christ and offered us redemption for our iniquities.

Romans 1:17-23
>For therein is the righteousness of God revealed from faith to faith: as it is written, The just shall live by faith.
>For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;
>Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed it unto them.
>For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
>Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.
>Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,
>And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

Matthew 7:7-11
>Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:
>For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.
>Or what man is there of you, whom if his son ask bread, will he give him a stone?
>Or if he ask a fish, will he give him a serpent?
>If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your children, how much more shall your Father which is in heaven give good things to them that ask him?

Hebrews 11:1
>Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.

Romans 8:24
>For we are saved by hope: but hope that is seen is not hope: for what a man seeth, why doth he yet hope for?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj3TvlcVUzo
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>>386031685
>It's all bullshit invisible superdad in the sky myth. All of it. Anyone with any common sense is capable of understanding this.
Observe as the Redditor tries to worm its way out of actually putting effort into learning anything not of its belief system
>Your fear of oblivion and spiritual isolation make you hunger for shit instead of thinking for yourself. You're completely beyond help. But luckily this is 4chan, so at least we know you probably won't be able to breed.
Observe how it self-projects its own flaws on the opposing faction as it doesn't notice the irony
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>>386031847
Why does him being David's descendant mean anything? Is David's lineage some special chosen bloodline that possesses a unique ability? Nothing Joseph did was extraordinary.
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>>386031747
He would only play bowling games on the Wii. Mostly to mystify his followers and further convince them he was magical.
>>386031847
>Both Joseph and Mary had a duty to raise Jesus and they raised him out of love.
And he later spurned them for it because he was an egoist sociopath.

Thank you, Pilate.
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Why did Truman bomb Nagasaki?
Did he fear the Catholic samurai?
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>>386031929
posts like these make me depressed, not the content but thinking about the poor thing that took time out of his day to write this miserable bullshit
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Reminder that without Christianity, the West has fallen to utter degeneracy and is crumbling before our eyes.
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>>386031717
Posting retarded emoticon on 4chan summer, go fuck off and watch the emoji movie since you are to stupid or new to know this
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>>386031929
>a Jewish hipster
>barely got any pushy
>couldn't wrestle with a few soldiers let alone a gigantic godzilla made out of other godzillas that was
>God

Nigga you be trippin'
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>>386031929
Post more chick
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>>386032076
>to stupid
ouch
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>>386031986
>Observe as
Yeah.. you're on your lasts legs and bringing nothing to the table here. You can close out the tab now, shit for brains.
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>>386029972
> I AM A GIANT FUCKING PUSSY WHO DEFAULTS TO CALLING ANYONE WITH AN ACTUAL OPINION AN IDIOT INSTEAD OF TRYING TO DEBATE THEM.
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>>386031992
His ancestors were instruments of God.
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>>386030996
She looks like Lily Labeau
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There's no separation between real life and the internet. What you choose to spend time doing on here is 100% reflective of who you are as a person, and you will never be able to hide the truth from yourself or those around you.

Now who wants to talk about some motherfucking video games?
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>>386031857
Jesus is a moefag
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>>386031986
you're pathetic, dude
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>>386032121
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>>386031004
The daughter selling to slavery isn't actually selling nor was it slavery
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He mods water into wine as well
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>>386032194
>talk about some motherfucking video game
>in the middle of a religious shitstorm
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>>386032181
So is God just playing favorites?
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>>386032024
The jews fear the samurai.
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>>386032121
>>386032237
>Samefagging
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>>386031986
is this what it looks like when you've been BTFO but still want to be the one winning the argument?
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>>386032267
>b-b-but i got memes
And that is evidently all you have. Goodbye.
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Does anyone else actually find the Big Bang harder to believe than Creationism? When you take into account how complex your basic cell is, and how Life is symbiotic by design, I find it very hard to believe that an infinite number of mathematical impossibilities just happened for no reason and made everything the way it is for no reason.
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>>386031986
>You must believe in God or you are a Redditor
wew
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>>386032406
>when you're so desperate you start calling out the samefag
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>>386032043
>>386032094

Hey man, laugh it up.

Galatians 6:7
>Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
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>>386032406
You wish, zealotfag.
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>>386030012
Immaculate Conception is Mary being born without sin, not Mary getting pregnant without sex
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>>386021882
Yay you got the whole point of the thread, congrats
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>>386027401
lazy
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>>386032352
Yes, all of us. Though He chose some people to carry out a duty for Him just like how a father would tell an older child to do something for their siblings. Solomon for example ruled wisely until he became corrupted, even with God's gift of wisdom to him. Now, Jesus himself is the one saving us.
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>>386021661
Render unto Miyamoto what is Miyamoto's and unto God what is God's. Probably.
Thou shalt not steal also applies.

Jesus probably wouldn't be fond of video games since they are material wealth and distract from his kingdom though.
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>>386032352
it's fucking pottery dumbass
it rhymes
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>>386032418
>>386032503
>I'm too retarded to read sources so I win
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>>386032492
It's ok to not have an answer , filling in the blanks with "God did it" is just not good. And your God's world shrinks as knowledge is acquired.
And what created God? So he just has infinite knowledge and superpowers "just because"?
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>>386021661
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Why does Judas get so much shit when his job as traitor was ordained by God?
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>>386032801
Lazy writing from the goatfuckers.
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>>386032801
People love to blame someone, but they don't realise he had to do it. He repented and he went to Heaven.
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So uh how bout those video games right guys..
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>>386032434
>Memes aren't accurate
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>>386032749
Punch your cleric of choice in the face next time you see him. He's making you look like an ass.
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>>386032886
That's not a meme, that's a screenshot of some faggots in a youtube video you fucking dingdong.
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>>386029609
???
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>>386032915
>No arguments
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>>386029043

>There's always been a background radiation that hated the very concept of theology, to the point that whenever someone even tried to be somewhat theological

So there were religious people on 4chan back in 2007? Good to know.

>Christfag

That term started to be used around 2010-2011 in the /news/-/pol/ transition. Even before then religious discussions on /lit/ (IIRC) occured infrequently at the time.
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Reminder that Jesus was black
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>>386032749
You are aware that there are atheist and agnostic scholars on religious subjects right?
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>>386033019
>I'm pretending to be retarded
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>>386033084
>change every "tr" to an "n"
?
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>>386033175
It's a very simple joke, surely you can figure it out
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>>386033148
And they read the sources on their own, forming their own opinion on the matter, not sitting on their fatass getting pissy someone is telling them to actually not be the typical lazy bum and read it themselves
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>>386032492
>Does anyone else actually find the Big Bang harder to believe than Creationism?

Yes. Atheist origin stories remind me of the mathematical models people made to try and prove a geocentric model of the universe. They kept having to add circles within circles, literal fucking mountains of paperwork with mathematical equations to account for retrograde motions of the planets, all kinds of weird unsupported ideas, etc. to try and make it "fit" what was seen. Of course the simple answer is that the Sun is at the center and it all becomes quite simple when you realize this.

Atheists keep digging themselves into these endless fucking holes that legit goes off into cuckoo for cocoa-puffs land about how their has to be 11 dimensions, multiple universes, all kinds of completely undetectable particles, dark matter and energy that we have no proof of whatsoever, and an endlessly cascading series of new "science" that doesn't actually answer anything but instead just piles on more complete fucking nonsense that doesn't clear anything up because it never will.

Meanwhile,
>In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

Genesis 2:7
>And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw-6ToEcirE

I encourage all atheists to watch the above.
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>>386033260
All i can think is "trans" to "nans" but that makes zero sense
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>>386021661
Jesus is ninja pirate cyborg.
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>>386032801
It wasn't ordained though
anyone could have killed him without anyone betraying him and it would still be the same
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>>386033101
All non-racists know every major historical person was black.
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>>386032865
And yet his name is associated with the very concept of treason for the rest of mankind's existence.

An unfair punishment, if you ask me. Even if it is kind of hardcore.
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>>386033368
He got it from one of the dumber ylyl threads. He thinks it's funny. Let's leave him be.
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Reminder:

For those who believe in God, no answer is necessary.

For those who do not believe in God, no answer is possible.
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>>386033368
nigger
NIGGER
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The current state of America and the world actually turned me back to religion.
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>>386021882
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>>386033368
>>386033446
>Being a trigger
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>>386033441
blame dante
he placed judas in hell next to satan
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>>386033426
Jesus straight up says that one of his disciples was going to betray him.
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>>386033539
>HELP JAYSUS HELP ME UNDERSTAND
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>>386033660
>Being a thiccfag
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>>386021882
>My sons, it isn't piracy because I wasn't going to buy all these anyway. Therefore they never lost a sale.
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>>386029748
The merchants caught the fish and made the bread, though.
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1. Copyright is a detail of business law, and has nothing whatsoever to do with right or wrong

2. The belief that information can be owned, rather than being given freely, does not conform to the Christian ideal

3. The role of Jesus is to forgive, and thus removing the condemnation due to breaking 'laws' is the very thing that he exists for
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>>386033328
It proves a very lowkey deism if you want to, not really a religion IMO but I don't have a problem with it even as an atheist.
I don't get why the existence of a first cause proves the existence of a personal god or any specific religion.
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>>386033585
that's during the last supper when he knew judas already set the trap
he didn't start his quest by gathering his apostles going "hey wanna join me but watch out, one of you niggers will snitch"
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>>386021882

fifth post best post
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>>386030152
honest question here padre: does the story of Onan really condemn masturbation? I thought it was more about taking care of your extended family/widows.
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>>386033441
Yeah, it's kinda sad how he's represented. Like >>386033565 said, Dante influenced people on the way they think of Judas, but there are also a lot of people that simply thinks: "Judas betrayed Jesus so he's evil and he's going to hell."
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>>386033585
Yeah because he figured it out.

Calvinism is a false doctrine, Judas was not some puppet who God forced to go to hell and burn for all eternity to prove a point. He was an unbeliever who just wanted to join up so he could steal from the money they collected for the ministry. He hypothetically could have become a believer at anytime. Jesus figured out he was stealing but let him stay to prove a point.
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>>386021661
Pretty sure hed say its not good but hes down with it whatever so its all good
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Reminder that Islam will let you see your waifu in heaven
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>>386030868
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>>386033821
It doesn't "prove" God or a specific religion. But the strong consistency of scripture in describing the aspects of the universe, as well as the internal consistency of the Christian theological view in itself, which puts it on a completely different plain than all other religions in the world.

I like to engage in Christian Apologetics, not because it "proves" it from the Richard Dawkins standard of evidence, but because it takes the leap of faith you need to be convinced of the truth of the Bible from a massive 10 mile wide canyon, to a small 10 inch gap.

At the end of the day you still have to have faith, but it's not some giant gap atheists like to pretend it is.

2 Peter 3:3-9
>Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,
>And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.
>For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water:
>Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished:
>But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men.
>But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.
>The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
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>>386033849
>>386033981
So God lets his son walk straight into a trap? I mean, it paved the way for Jesus to pull off the world-scale sin cleansing, but still.
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>>386030249

I didn't say there's anything wrong with atheism. That's your choice and I respect that.
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>>386034523
Technically he led himself into a trap
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>>386034523
It's an epic trap tho
Had it not happened he would have just been killed by some random ass sword or arrow
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>>386021882

He can't pirate fish, those were his dad IP's. Now bread, that's human invention, so he can indeed pirate bread.
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>>386023808
(You)
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>>386030825
>confess to fapping
>next day spit in the face of God by fapping again
how does that work
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Id headbutt anyone who is religous right in face at this very moment for being dumbfags
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>>386025320
>japan
>atheist
Dude what?
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>>386024754
Man I know this is bait considering your sources are Salon and Listverse, but just incase someone falls for it these are all take outta context.

Things were extremely different back then, one good example is the famous quote
"It is more likely that a camel fit through the eye of a needle than a rich man enter the kingdom of heaven:"
Which is consistently used by Atheists to say 'See jesus was a socialist, checkmate Chrsitians XD"
without context.
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>>386035504
It's ok, I was 14 once too.
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>>386033328
>Atheist origin stories
But the Big Bang theory was conceived by a catholic priest.
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>dont mind me ban evading after 3 days
>fuck you 4rome and the mod pontius pilot
>mindbreaks judas
>pirates peoples thoughts
where my Jesus bros @?
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Remember, though, the pardoning of your past sin is not an open invitation to Sin 2: Sin Harder, let alone to continue sinning at established levels. Also, shit like killing people because they aren't "as clean" as you, or however you choose to justify it, is the definition of throwing the baby out with the bath water. You always leave those exchanges with a net gain of sin.
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>>386030249
>Still nothing wrong with being an atheist.

You will burn in hell for all of eternity. I don't say that to be a dick, but you really need to reconsider your beliefs because when you die you will stand before God and have your entire life shown to you. Every wrong act you ever committed, every wicked deed you've done, and you will see how you have fallen short of the glory of God. Jesus Christ lived a sinless life and if you believe in him you will be passed from death unto life as his own life will be substituted for your own. Don't give any shits that other people will mock you or think you're stupid for believing in "desert fairy tales" or whatever other stupid meme is being peddled, it's the fate of your fucking soul for all eternity.

Romans 6:23
>For the wages of sin is death

Revelation 21:8
>But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Romans 5:8
>But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.

Every single person deserves to go to hell, for all have sinned and come short of the glory of God. God has a free gift to give you called salvation, and if you believe in your heart he will give it to you and ask to be saved, you will 100% unconditionally go to Heaven.

Romans 10:13
>For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.
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>>386035852
What happens if you were never introduced to Jesus and were Buddhist your whole life? Would you still burn?
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Thoughts on this?
http://www.near-death.com/experiences/notable/howard-storm.html
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>>386035972
Keep scrolling up anon.
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>>386030396
That's an interesting picture. It's curious how the smartest people on Earth are religious
http://www.scottmsullivan.com/out-of-the-top-10-most-intelligent-people-in-the-world-at-least-8-think-god-exists-and-6-are-believing-christians/
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>>386023491
You can tell who is a redditor that jumped on 4chan with this election from posts like these. 4chan has never been a rightwing site you retard. Against status quo at best and have NEVER been religious. Please go back to /pol/ or, even better, reddit.
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>>386035504

I want to be as euphoric as you.
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>>386035972
Everyone on the planet has heard of Jesus. It's not an excuse. At this point unbelief is an act of willful defiance.

Historically it's a little murky, but Jesus made a VERY strong point of spreading the Gospel to every single part of the world.

To continue on from the last verse I posted...

Romans 10:13-17
>For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.
>How then shall they call on him in whom they have not believed? and how shall they believe in him of whom they have not heard? and how shall they hear without a preacher?
>And how shall they preach, except they be sent? as it is written, How beautiful are the feet of them that preach the gospel of peace, and bring glad tidings of good things!
>But they have not all obeyed the gospel. For Esaias saith, Lord, who hath believed our report?
>So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God.

Proverbs 11:30
>The fruit of the righteous is a tree of life; and he that winneth souls is wise.

Now Romans chapter 1 is somewhat ambiguous as to whether people who have never heard of Jesus can be saved, i.e. if they "call out" to be saved unto the Saviour who they have not directly heard about, but it's not super clear to me. But again this is irrelevant to all modern people because no one goes "who is that?!?!?!" if you mention the name Jesus.
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>>386036226
>mfw someone having an IQ of more than 231k
can he shoot eye lasers?
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>>386021882
fucking commies
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>>386022352
nah, if scripture is to be believed, the christ from nazareth hated money and banks along with it.
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>>386036582
Sure it'd be strange now, but what about the past 2000 or so years where the entire world wasn't connected by the Internet?
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>>386035543
>>386036960
So Jesus approves me being wary and suspicious of rich people?
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>>386037030
I already said I don't really know. The Bible is somewhat ambiguous about this. Although the Bible is clear most people are going to choose Hell anyway. I mean most people on the planet don't even claim the name of Jesus Christ as their saviour, and (in my opinion) most "Christians" are not even saved and it's just the Christianity of avoiding uncomfortable dinners with Grandma and going to potlucks.

John 3:19
>And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil.

Matthew 7:7-8
>Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
>Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

I really wouldn't play with your soul. Your heart could stop beating tomorrow, you could get hit by a bus, or anything else could befall you. I would choose to accept Jesus as your Saviour today.

Revelation 22:17
>And the Spirit and the bride say, Come. And let him that heareth say, Come. And let him that is athirst come. And whosoever will, let him take the water of life freely.
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>>386031929
That video raises more questions than it answers. Proclaiming your belief in Jesus and his sacrifice is enough to save your soul? Just accepting him is all it takes? It doesn't matter how good of a person you are, what your deeds were, you just need to accept Jesus. If that is true, how does God expect me to rest in peace eternally, knowing my relatives, loved ones, people I know, I don't know, people just like me, people BETTER than me, are suffering eternally because they weren't given the same chances as me, weren't as fortunate as me, and are now paying with their eternal soul despite deserving it more than me?
From my point of view that is not justice. I do realize I'm just a stupid man, but still (pls don't damn me forever for blasphemy).
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Don't mind me, I'm just pirating this bread
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500!
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>>386037995
You're essentially wiped clean so you no longer care for your worldly relations.

Is what I've been told. So smile as all your loved ones are burning for eternity.
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>Relax guys, my dad says it's cool
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>>386026617
Its funny that you bring that up because Jesus was talking about this very kind of heated debates
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>>386037995
That's the view most Christians have, actually, and they reject the teachings of the Bible and make it about works, and that there's this illusory bar that you have to be above (conveniently just below however much of a sinner they are) in order to go into Heaven. Most "Christians" who go to church every Sunday and make a big, conspicuous show of how Godly they are cannot stand the idea that some train wreck heroine addict that believes in his heart on the Lord Jesus Christ gets to go to heaven every bit as much they do. Pride is one of the most hammered on sins and the Bible and I think it's one of the reasons people add a bunch of works-based salvation nonsense into it and make God a liar.

Romans 3:10
>As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one

Romans 3:23
>For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God

Ecclesiastes 7:20
>For there is not a just man upon earth, that doeth good, and sinneth not.

James 2:10
>For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

God is a perfect being, and the standard is literal perfection. You might think on a relative basis some people are better than others, but when the standard is what God holds us to, ALL fall short and deserve to go to hell. The entire point of God walking among us in the flesh and living a sinless life is so that we would have a second path, because God loves us. People have the option to go to Heaven. They choose not to go. That's the beauty of salvation being purely by belief, for all of your weaknesses and infirmities, for all of your past transgressions, ANYONE can believe in their heart. Salvation is as easy as drinking a glass of water. The Bible even compares it to rest. If you choose not to be saved, that's on you.

Hebrews 4:15
>For we have not an high priest which cannot be touched with the feeling of our infirmities; but was in all points tempted like as we are, yet without sin.
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>>386038759
That's retarded. Jesus taught us compassion for our fellow humans and we're just supposed to forget them?
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>>386021882
Acktchualily, it was a miracle that benefited others and didnt harm anyone, while pirating damages gaming community and causes minor companies to go bankrupt.
Well, of course you have companies who force you to pay 60$ for crap, but I feel sorry for beginners in this industry, like indie game makers
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>>386039374
That's pr*testantism for you.
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>>386039493
Catholics God sends babies to hell for all eternity if you don't sprinkle water on their head. You people approach Calvinist levels of lunacy in ascribing God as some derange pervert.
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>>386039374
if you're really adamant about it you can try praying for them and also spreading the gospel to others so they won't suffer the same fate.
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>>386039849
>i only read dante's inferno
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>>386021661
>Nigga I'm the only one allowed to use the bread and fish trick
>>386021882
fucking this, he gave unto Caesar, and then he pirated in order to help Caesar's jew peasants
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>>386039884
But if they're already in hell, no amount of prayer will help, right? Since their punishment is eternal.
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>>386021882
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP MEMEDDIT!
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>>386039849
>this is what a protestant upbringing makes you believe
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>>386039374
It's why part of your earthly duty, should you choose to accept the job, is to hold the people around you accountable to their own sin, as a witness and teacher. Reveal the truth, then guide the guilty gently towards peaceful salvation.

ARSE!
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>>386040019
maybe they're just in purgatory
hell maybe they're actually secretly christian and they;re in heaven right now
only God knows who's in hell and who's not
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>>386040019
"Hell" is the condition of being spiritually separated from God.
The whole "fire and brimstone" stuff is peasant folk-tales taken from Germans.
Everyone's chilling in purgatory anyway, since no amount of faith and works in your mortal life is enough to warrant access to Heaven.
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