Why aren’t you a millionaire, /v/? All it takes is selling your soul

>>386014508
I would sell my soul in a heartbeat for a mil.
Teach me how to.

because I don't want to look like a faggot.
i'd rather be somewhat financially stable and look horrendous rather than a millionaire and retarded

I like my soul
I won't ever sell it to become a husk just pushing out content that I don't, but other people like, just for a paycheck

The death of religion has ruined Western men

>>386014508
His brother makes a fascinating lewd furry comic

I am millionaire and I didn't sell my soul.
It is called inheritance.

Because not even the devil wants my soul

>>386014931
You’re not /v/ though

>>386014931
>>386014931
>It is called inheritance.

Your soul was already given away then.

>>386014508
An ex wiped my channel when I was at work one day.
Channel is mostly dead now.

>>386015104
My money is clean, doesn't come from illegal shit.
Sorry, but some of us don't have to do shady shit and murder people or sell drugs to get our money. We just look out for opportunities. that's what my great grandmother did and she made it big.

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>>386014565
I have no soul

I'm not a dumb whitey cuck so I can't degenerate myself like you do.

>>386015498
Markiplier is half Korean. What race are you?

>>386014508
I don't think anyone would pay a million dollars for a soul. They're pretty common these days.

Guy donates a shitton to charity and seems happy with his life. Good for him.

>>386015498
Shiiet nigga back to flinging crystal on da streets then

>>386014508
>Why aren’t you a millionaire, /v/?
>All it takes is selling your soul

No it doesn't. You need to have a charismatic personality and the ability to properly entertain and add your own little flavor to your channel. You can argue that the average millionaire gaming youtuber are formulaic but they all add their little spin to their channels

Plus you gotta have the looks. Notice how all the top gaming youtubers are attractive one way or another.

>>386014508
Live dozens of years as a millionaire and then forever in hell? Nah, not worth it. I prefer to keep living as an anonymous and having a chance of meeting the Lord in heaven after this life, thank you very much.

>>386014508
I'm a simple man, I don't need to be a millionaire to be happy. I like open clouds and looking at the horizon. I have a stable job, disposable income and my lifeline MC.

>>386015991
>You can argue that the average millionaire gaming youtuber are formulaic
I think a lot of /v/ doesn't like them because everything they do feels fake and forced. I've seen some people complain that they play bad games because it makes for easy content for their channel but most of the complaints are that they just constantly scream and overreact to everything which gets old. Most on /v/ might be autistic but it's genuine autism.

Who are the /v/-approved youtubers?

>>386015991
Are you saying Jacksepticeye is attractive?
Boogie is attractive to you? Jesus Christ anon

>>386015656
Look at those crowdfunded furry porn games. You are basically trading away your conscience and dignity for money.

>>386015916
But you know who the biggest dopey fags are that are easy money? Whitey. They always come for ket, mm or simple weed.
I started selling adderal near campuses and made bank

>>386015584
Thats still white, white boi.

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>>386014931
>inheritance

>>386016171
From a societal standpoint JackSepticEye probably is. It's just the hair and Boogie isn't in the same league of popularity as pewdiepie or markieplier.

>>386014636
Do it for long enough, and you'll gain such a massive following that you can buy your soul back, get redpilled, and redpill a bunch of young, impressionable kids.

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>>386014508
Wishing for money is a quite quick way to turn yourself into a witch.

when you finally get out of highschool youll realize nobody cares

hes a millionaire? so what

i can sit and play vidy all i want and do whatever i want whenever, he can't.

he's just a leech on the industry and a profitable one at that

>>386014508
You just have to pander to kids.

My retarded nephew of 3 years old sits and watches stop motion videos on Youtube of Thomas the Train Engine toys crashing into each other, and every single one of these videos have over ten million views.

markiplier is such a horrible faggot, idk how he does it. my only guess is really young children think he's "epic" and there's some fat nerd girls that flick their beans to his gay announcer voice.

>>386014508
Because I'm boring. I wouldn't be able to comment for an extended amount of time.

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>>386016171
As someone said in another thread. If Boogie lost all of his weight after multiple surgeries, nobody would be interested in him anymore. Jacksepticeye isn't hideous.

>>386015991
>all the top gaming youtubers are attractive
Except Vanoss. There's a reason he doesn't do facecam. Unlike Markiplier, he got the potato Korean genes.

>>386014508
I have million of tugriks. Technically I am a millionaire.

>>386016235
>racism
Only dumb niggers like this shit.
Actual people of brain judge by the country of origin, as:
1) This include all the local cultural AND genetical factors in a much more precise way
2) You don't get piled up with dumbasses but white individuals like americans or the portuguese
3) you get to call black people nigerians with impunity.

>>386016237
T. jealous fuck

>>386016278
You almost sounded reasonable, but then the second half of your post came about and you exposed how jealous you are.

>>386016349
>If Boogie lost all of his weight after multiple surgeries, nobody would be interested in him anymore.
Yeah that's pretty sad to think about, it's just like a lot of other comedians who rely on their weight to be funny.

If that was that easy more people would do, there's a reason people like let's players.

>>386014508
If selling your soul was all it took to become a millionaire, there would be a lot more millionaires.

>>386016278
Mark made his millions out of playing vidya and doing whatever he wants, whenever he wants.

So he's you but successful.

>>386014508
I liked Markiplier better when he didn't spend all his time making meme videos and screaming through cutscenes.

>>386014998
If I come and post amongst you, how aren't I part of the group? just because I am wealthy? If i didn't even mention it, you wouldn't know.
Don't be an hypocrite.

>>386016585
>Mark made his millions out of playing vidya and doing whatever he wants, whenever he wants.
I dunno about that, they usually have to play the latest games that will get the most views even if they don't particularly like them, and they have to keep a pretty strict schedule or people will get bored and find others to watch.

>>386016762
And he unironically enjoys them like the cuck that he is. But he loves his life. Even if he doesn't like what he's doing, he still has tons of money, which equals to happiness in this world we live in.

I wish I had money.

>>386016349
He's not funny anymore, all that jolly has left him.

>>386016446
jealous of what exactly? ihave money i spend all day playing vidya too, whenver and whatever i want.
he literally cannot
>>386016887
>unironically
youre using made up words reddit tries to use to sell false narratives
he doesnt like what he does, its a job for him, hes pretentious, a liar, and a sociopath who profits off manipulating easily impressed upon children

i will never be pretentious or false to what i want out of life, i doubt he even knows or believes what he says, or will ever be happy.

>>386014508
I'd take being a poor fuck over being a mentally retarded clown nobody respects any day.

>>386014508

I'd like to be a millionaire, but once I made like 10 million dollars I'd quit and live a comfy life as a hermet in a cabin.

>>386017232
Being a millionarie is over rated
Like you can't waste money like people think, because if you do then it is gone super fast.
You have to invest and work your money and then you only get enough to equal a standard salary of a well educated proffesional without actually having the degree or going to work.
Or of course you can power waste it in a month and end completely miserable and broke, your choice.

>>386016585
>and doing whatever he wants, whenever he wants.

Yeah making a giant ass out of himself to entertain 12 year olds while playing shitty games nobody likes is surely what he wants.

>>386017537
You can still live comfortably, a lot of people can't. Some people say money won't make you happy but they've probably never been on the verge of not having food or losing their home. I think $70k per year is supposed to be the cutoff point before most people have too much money where it starts causing more problems. Having an above average salary without having to go to work is a dream for a lot of people.

>>386016585
He plays shit games pandering to kids. I bet he hates himself. OMG FNAF SO SCARY!

>Mark is forced to play Dream Daddy for (((charity)))
>people think he doesn't want to kill himself daily let alone that he's happy

Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
You play the vidya on the twitch.tv
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and (you)s for free
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
We got to install microwave ovens custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators we gotta move these color TV's
See the little faggot with the doritos and the dew
Yeah buddy that's his pink hair
That little faggot got his own Kickstarter
That little faggot he's a millionaire
We got to install microwave ovens custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators we gotta move these color TV's
We got to install microwave ovens custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators we gotta move these color TV's
I shoulda learned to play the DotA
I shoulda learned to play Hearthstone
Look at that mama she got it stickin' in the camera man
We could have some fun
And he's up there, what's that?
Street Fighter noises?
Bangin' on the buttons like a chimpanzee
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin' get your (you)s for free
We got to install microwave ovens custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators we gotta move these color TV's
Listen here
Now that ain't workin' that's the way to do it
Play the vidya on the twitch.tv
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and (you)s for free
Money for nothin' (you)s for free
Money for nothin' (you)s for free
Money for nothin' (you)s for free
Money for nothin' (you)s for free
Money for nothin' (you)s for free
Money for nothin' (you)s for free

>>386017685
I could live comfortably with around 100-200k, no need to be millionaire.
You just have to use that money for buying cheap housing and renting it, then you have it made most of the time.

>>386016134
Here's the list:

>>386014508
Because I don't have a sell-able face/voice.

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>>386016134
Chairman George aka the Weedman

>>386018494
You forgot Robbaz

>>386018619
He's given up. Only ever plays on twitch now and phones in a review once a month

>>386018937
Weedman has been consistently posting videos the last month.

>>386018674
>Swede
>Cuck
>The only funny joke he had was the viking sniper and it was in 2011 or so

No. Fuck off.

>>386018619
Sometimes his content is really interesting, and other times you watch a 9 minute video and you're just..."Yeah..okay..whatever, George."