We meet again, old friend

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDSSSSS

Post the link

>>386010808
>implying the mods have power over god himself

>game is not bad
>pitches start to change after each new character
>this isn't too bad
>get to the owl
At that point it's either you care enough about the game to keep going, or you realize that it's not worth it and stop.

>>386010778
>breezed through nigger and owl easily
>stood up to god but couldn't beat him even after a few hours
>be proud that i at least got the chance to fight him
playing the game has teached me a lesson - never challenge a god

I gave up at CR, fuck that guy.

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>>386010860
Not op

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Shit forgot link my bad
https://kids.yahoo.co.jp/games/sports/013.html

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What am I into, lads

>>386013558
Dante's Hell.

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>>386010778
give it to me straight /v/, how many years has it been since pooh derby started?

>>386011000
I know that it is not worth it without even trying to get to the owl.
This game is just rng, that's it.

do you guys get the upgrades

>>386013695
Started in late 2012 iirc

>>386013806
Some anons claim they are useful and make the game piss easy
Others say they are useless
So I don't know what to tell you

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>>386013558
Avanti!

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>>386014149
Fuck you rabbit
That's not how physics work

The faggot owl keeps throwing the ball out of my reach, fatass Winnie can't get to it in time he's so fucking slow. If these kind of balls are indeed impossible you're just gonna have to be very consistent with the fair balls he throws.

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>>386014378
>not upgrading your speed

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>>386014478
>upgrading

>>386014478
>upgrading

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Is it over soon?

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>Foulball
>Foulball
>Foulball
>Foulball
Fuck you, you yellow bunny eared miscarriage.

>>386014908
Im fucking stuck here man
the side-to-side bullshit
It's challenging

Post them battle themes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDOiQDvjuuc

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>>386014908
I'm with you anon

>>386014908
>haven't even faced tigger yet
It's only just begun. Strap in.

>>386015134
obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFjE5A4UAJI

>>386015134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNkQMtZAMAw
fits more with this fucking game

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The final battle is like fighting against Dio

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>>386014908
Fuck me in a zig-zaggy way

>>386015134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idRhQsjc28c

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>>386014378
FUCK MY ASSHOLE

>>386014478
>upgrading
Get out

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>>386015420
So close yet so infinitely far

>>386015420
>>386015548
>>386015905
So you're close to beating Owl you say? Turn back now, before it's too late.

>>386016047
t. Owl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh8ZKS0DFXY

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omae wa mo shinderiu

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>>386015905
Getting closer

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I can't beat the fucking tiger, I'm terrible at timing without visual help.

>>386017497
Try closing your eyes before the ball disappears.

>>386015134
Since we're goin' classical.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bcRCCg01I

Just fuck my shit up, Owl-san

>>386014149
>>386014908
Turn back anon. Before it's too late.

>>386017497
you gotta play the baseball game in rhythm heaven fever

>>386019563

This desu. Shit is about to get real, you will fight a god

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>>386010778
THICC

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is this grounds for suicide?

Remember that time when we discovered how piss easy this was with upgrades and the meme died out for monthes until newfags digging through archives found it and caused incredibly forced threads like this to appear every now and then

>>386022201
no this is
>>386015548

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>>386017395
FUCK. ME.

>>386022297
>we
Yeah, like you've beaten the game

>>386022201
Except upgrades are a glorified placebo and literally useless against the likes of Tigger, and likely God himself.

>Lel you use upgrades fag leave

It's still ridiculously hard upgrades or no. Again, especially on the last two.

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STOP HUMAN

THERE IS ONLY SUFFERING

>>386013830
Nah it was early 2012. I remember people around the time missing >2011

>cant get pass stage 3 because my balls all go to the water
What the fuck man

>>386015412
Dude SICK Jojo reference bro, the hottest cartoon out there. I'd give you a big ol upvote if I could.

>>386017497
You don't bat with your eyes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V7aUT13qtM

You bat with your heart.

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>when tigger the nigger makes the ball disappear for the first time

>>386024682
You pretty much need max speed to have a chance at hitting every ball, the default speed is way too slow to catch a far left after a far right.

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>>386027168
>mfw

>>386027168
>owl throws wiggle ball

Y-YAMERO!!!

>>386013803
>>386013803
That's healthy. It's better to let yourself believe that you have no control than to try something you have no chance of accomplishing. You'll be happier that way.

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>>386027168

>>386010778
The other day I was bored visited twitch to watch someone speed run dark souls or watch somebody play it for the first time and one streamer in the dark souls area was "speedrunning" this game there he timed each level cleared with all home runs he has been streaming it for 4 hours and people were watching it for the whole duration watched a few attempts and left still wondering if he cleared the last level well that picture gives closure i guess.

>>386013695
>>386013830
It was January 2013. I remember it well

Meme aside, this is a serious fighting game

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>yfw beating Tiger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h56lOLbRz8c

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>>386010778
Never played this game what should I level up?

>>386029416
>english version

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>>386029416
>english version

>>386029598
>>386029642
>weebs

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>>386029416
>english

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>>386029416
You could level up?

>>386029684
People say the japanese version is harder, but it's bullshit.

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>tigger throws a ball
>it disappears mid flight

>>386030118
The only thing that's harder is not understanding jack shit of the main menu

HOW THE FUCK DO I BEAT NIGGER TIGGER FUCK

>>386030380
>beating the gatekeeper
You won't find glory beyond that door.

>>386022370

Gonna turn you into a rug, you cheating sack of shit

>>386029416
Speed is arguably the most useful because it gives you a chance at hitting those balls flying towards the opposite side of the batting area. Contact at least theoretically makes the ideal zone more lenient, and power improves the chances of a whiffed ball still getting past the fence.

>>386029416
>english version
You know they nerfed the difficulty right?

>>386030145
It just works

Most owls can turn their 270 degrees to look in all directions. This owl can fuck itself in all directions.

I never got past Owl. What does Christopher Robin do?

>>386033398
pain

>>386033398
He eats your soul.

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>>386030232
Tsk, filthy gaijin you just dont understand

>>386033398
Whatever he wants

>>386033704
how do bees work in the lore of the game? What do they do?

>>386033398
Rape.

>>386033841
They make honey, Winnie Pooh likes honey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liR4dQvExZg&t=11s

>>386033398
He can throw any sort of pitch.

>>386033841
Bees are not affected by the corruption of God, they are powerless but pure. They help Pooh on his holy quest making the honey you can use for upgrades.

>>386034158
How are you supposed to know which pitch he's gonna throw?

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>>386034494
exactly

>>386034494
You don't

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>>386034494
you don't
5

>>386011128
*taught

>>386034494
God's plan is beyond the comprehension of mortal men.

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>>386024802
kill me

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>>386034494
THE FUN STOPS NOW

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>>386027168
>mfw I thought you guys were making it up

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>>386034494

I've gotten up to 11 homeruns off Tigger, but I think that's as far as I go.

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>>386015134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6cSbof7Pik
Ooh bby.

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What the actual goddamn is this faggotry

I swing the bat but nothing happens

IT'S JUST A STUFFED FUCKING TIGER HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE

>>386034494
>attempting to understand god's plan

sounds like heresy to me

>/v/ thinks this is hard

see me in subspace after school faggots

>>386035798
nothing can happen until you swing the bat

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>>386035926

>>386035534
source

>>386036526
You're looking at the source right now.
:^)

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>>386033398
Brings Despair

>>386034494
You don't, this was my best attempt against him a few days ago

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>>386029416
>you can level up
well at least i finally managed to get past that owl

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Tfw by the time you beat tigger his ball is the easiest because you at least know where the fuck its going.

Tfw you big chris to throw a tiggerball.

But tigger never comes... I hope you like owl.

>>386037671
>Kanga ties you up and uses you as a lesson for Roo
>gently fingers him while she coaches the lil' guy on fucking your face/ass
w-whoa

>>386015134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Dx40srSmxY

>>386015134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9x86P_iHvo

>>386015134
>>386039929
alternatively
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzUO-FIkSw8

>>386015134
this has definitely been posted before but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V81DlvZkxGE

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>>386015134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeLqjJWG1tY

I never understood why people always posted and played the jap version of the game as if there was never an English one.

The English version was the original.

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The gatekeeper keeps raping me, dont wanna face His generals ;_;

>>386041098
>hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, durrhurr, durrhurrhurr, hurrdurrdurrhurr. HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
fasntng

>>386041098
because they aren't filthy casual that play dark souls, like you

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>>386015134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aiERb-5370

>>386011128
whenever you try to challenge the dark Lord Christopher remember the world record of speedrunning for him is 8 HOURS

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>tempted to stream a salty as fuck runback since I first attempted everyone up to Robin and then I got my shit pushed in
>will almost be guaranteed to be called a fuckhead because using upgrades

>>386029416
>english version

>>386024682
I played up to Tigger without upgrades because I didn't know about them. Tigger felt literally impossible.

The fucking thing is in Nip, how was I supposed to know? After upgrading, I fucked Tigger in the ass. I quit soon after because I can't beat a god, no matter how much I upgrade.

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>>386041356
"The winds blow in my favor. You will not be walking away from this silly pooh bear."

>>386035534
I was gonna post this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJjphS145u0

>>386037590
How many champions did each board produce anyway?

>>386037590
>to this day I'm surprised anybody has that silly hacked together piece of shit

In hindsight I don't know if I would have included the 'ur a faget' in the background but oh well.

>>386041881
If i recall /tg/ somehow had more than anyone, /v/ close second, a lot more brave soldiers.
/co/ and /sp were pretty close but I forget

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>>386024802
>I remember people around the time missing >2011
I still miss it

>>386042101
I got up to Brave Soldier tier but couldn't go any further. I might have beaten Owl, but he crushed my spirit to the point where beating him was all I had left in me.

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Post yfw when you hit a foul ball that was BARELY off the tree or hit balls that went only as far as the edge of the bush.

>Find upgrades
>Have no idea what I'm upgrading

>>386012715
That was the best page of HnK

>>386042823
>using upgrades at all

Reminder that the english version is the exact fucking same gameplay wise.
There has never been a single bit of proof that the gameplay was changed in english.

>>386043583
>english version
>not always inferior
You fool.

>>386043770
>not playing in Klingon
>calls others fools
Peasant.

>>386043583
Reminder that this person is a gigantic stupid faggot, and was awarded as such for being so easy to pick out of a crowd on account of his immense babyism.

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>>386015134
Starting from owl:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL7n3sF7sX0

For the dark lord:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU8-NO9AfjY

>memes about upgrades
>when japs use them freely
>memes about English version
>when there is no difference but language, as proven in flashedit
And the sheeps runs to the pasture to be as Japanese as they can.

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>>386030921
>that Poo model
Nice

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>>386041190
Finally the gatekeeper is no more
As I leave his lifeless carcass behind, I enter His realm to fight the 1st general

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gentlemen how do we beat the faggot owl

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>>386044107
>he thinks you can seal the dark god outside of the japanese version

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HEAVEN OR HELL, LETS ROCK

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>>386044998
Who is this? Source?

>>386034346
>Not corrupted
>Upgrades
Mad god pls go

>>386041418
since 2 days ago its half that
https://www.speedrun.com/run/y97nl1km

>>386045484
if you wanna be technical that's the record for the english version but whatever it0s still a fuckton for a single boss

>>386045286
the pic is pablo from backyard sports, the filename is a quote from off, the text a quote from xionic madness

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I guess childs play is over

>>386045967
13/19 on owl first try... what the fuck tho owl?

>>386010778
i need help, everyone is saying the english version is easier but i can't find the japanese version anywhere. can someone assist

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every try brings me closer

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>>386033398
Literal famine and disease. War, pestilence, and despair. He uses hope as a cruel punishment for stepping before him and his awesome power. He is no good, but something worse.

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>>386046557
read the thread

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>>386046705
can't find a download i'm blind

>>386046782
https://kids.yahoo.co.jp/games/sports/013.html

>>386010778
I got to Tigger using the Trackpad the first time I played, pretty proud of that

>>386015134
To fight against a god is futile. Not even within dreams will you prevail.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6e0CGXOS2Q

Damn this is hard. I got to the elephant kid. This must be made for kids whose reflexes are quicker.

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Rabbit fucked me. I'm not strong enough for this anymore.

>>386015134
great taste anon

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>tfw you are the confused web admin of the Japanese Yahoo kids game site and still cannot figure out the traffic statistics for Kuma No Pooh's Home Run Derby and why it still the reining champion of popularity after all these years

>>386047059
he gnaws at the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaLrF6T562w

>>386047360
>I got to the elephant kid
Oh boy...

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmSyvHus1SE

it's not impossible lads

>>386013085
Man of reason here

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I SWEAR I BEAT THIS FAGGOT TWO YEARS AGO JUST LET ME PASS ALREADY SO I CAN STOP PLAYING THIS GAME FUCK

>>386015134
https://youtu.be/ZYAPgPH9hsI

So what does the Mitt upgrade do specifically, does it help with fouls?

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Friendly reminder that Leveling up forefits your very own soul in exchange for power. Because of that, You will never beat chris with just pure power, you need your soul in order to face God himself.

>>386015134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80XAJKqRU9k

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>>386033841
> Piggu Amerifat haha Girls Gone Blacked
> nice game of softball with childhood friends

> JAPAN
> bees
> fuck you. more bees.

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>>386015134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u55JMw5bRiI

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>>386033704
>no loading
fucking weebs i swear

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This fucking game tho, how does it work? I just beat the second stage and I'm already frustrated because around half the time the ball just does whatever the fuck it wants, usually flying straight into the water or just not flying far enough. Is this just pure RNG or is there some actual strategy involved?

>>386015134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0OTykr9MTM

>>386015134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y9ZNOe5RjI

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>>386015134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRmwFBK0cyk

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>>386022370
>tfw this is actually the best jojos game

>>386049401
you've got to hit it at the right point on the bat, as close to the green dot as possible. You'll eventually get a feel for it.

>>386049401
> RNG
That would imply you could win by some combination of luck, chance or grace.

You mentioned you beat the second stage. You have not seen shit yet, boy. Play on.

There is a MASSIVE amount of algorithms and maths in place, for no other purpose than to remind us we are flawed and broken machines, straying further from a God that never wanted us, for no purpose than to put us in our place.

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>a cheap japanese flash game about winnie the pooh is more fucking hardcore than 99% of shit on the market with millions of dollars worth of budget

>>386050291
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

Post YFW Christopher Robin can now throw a ball that wiggles AND goes invisible, at the same time.

>>386051091
That just isn't fair.

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>>386027168

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>>386015134
>The Four Foul Gatekeepers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ekiz0YMNp7A
>The Three Pitching Generals of Darkness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoyzQrI187Q
>Decisive Battle With The Wicked God
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2GGtMVyxJg

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>>386015134
https://plustek.bandcamp.com/track/big-boned-gentleman-final-boss-phase-1

>>386050948
Who?

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>>386015134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mRBoDAq_RY

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>>386049401
About to go against the rabbit for the first time. Is it worth it? What reason do I have to go on?

>>386051725

I absolutely love Kenji Ito and have never heard of Imperial Saga and SaGa Scarlet Grace. Adventures of Mana had a dope OST too

Thank you so much.

>>386052589
turn back before it's too late

>>386052589
Rabbit is a test to see if you can take on the true gatekeepers. He's basically the first casual filter.

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Anybody on tiger yet? I just made it.

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>>386052740
>>386053046
>mfw I beat him on my first try after a rough start
Just gotta learn that timing. Time for the owl.

>>386053150

Just beat robin by 2 balls.
For Tigger, you just need to get the timing down, since the ball vanishes.

Try to hit the ball earlier than you're anticipating.

>>386053272
I feel sorry for you, and what you are about to discover

What's the LOWEST distance you've ever successfully hit with?
I managed to somehow fuck the system and get a 99.3 just now

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>>386053567
9/19 on my first try against the owl. I feel like I've encountered the first true wall on my journey but it doesn't feel impossible to cross over. I still have hope, although I feel it slowly slipping away day by day...

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Who is this?

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>>386053952
Fuck you owl, I'm going to defeat you. I'm getting better with each try and all of these losses only fuel my anger.

>>386053658
98.6 i think

>>386053150
What I usually do it push all the way to the front of the box. That way theres less time between the ball going invisible and having to swing so theres less chance of error.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F3WyFYVj10

>those magical days when /v/ discovered this shit
This board is fantastic the rare few times when people get together to play videogames

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>>386015134
None of these songs are good, you want pump up music not intimidating music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn2NtSKaFwY

>>386016929
TATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA

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>>386055132
the fuck i was just watching aot

Is owl even humanly possible without upgrades? Even after 5 years most of the times I nail a ball without upgrades it's either a Foul or a Hit.

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>>386027168
Tell me, Winnie... Do you believe in『GRAVITY』?

>>386055915
Theoretically you can beat everyone without upgrades, but in practice the sweet spot is absolutely goddamn impossible to hit with Owl and you really need as much as power and contact as possible. You're going to be whiffing most of the time anyway, but those two greatly increase the chances it's going past the fence regardless.

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>>386038407

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Tell me, this guy vs Christopher, who would win?

>>386014149
I love how in these threads, every time someone posts screenshots of their progress they soon disappear completely before reaching Chris

>>386058194
All he did was beat a kid up. There's now way he could face a god.

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Is it too late to turn back?

>>386058702
>English
Do it again in the Japanese non-nerfed version

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>>386058543
What about this guy, then?

>>386058307
>All thoses triumphants posts about beating Tigger the Nigger
>“See you later guys!"

Some say they died, other said that death was a fate too kind to be allowed by The Darkest One.

what is the actual difference between Jap and Bong versions?

>>386059527
I believe you need slightly less homeruns to win in the english version.

>>386059527
There is literally no difference. I've gotten to Robin on both of them.

>>386059527
English only has False idols.

>>386059527
English version has the fake god.

>>386059142
Is he /ourchampion/?

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>>386054679
The owl is finally dead. I made a promise to myself that I would defeat him, a promise that I kept. But Tigger... Tigger is a whole another story. I may have come to the end of my journey, and I feel that with each passing minute I stray further away from God's light.

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>>386010778
>Got as far as Christopher "God" Robin in this game
>Had bought every upgrade
>Quit the game for a while to play other stuff

>Come back a year later
>Only Eeyore is on the screen
>All of my progress is gone
Did Christopher Robin do this? I must've left him waiting too long that he used his godly powers to start me from scratch for wasting too much of his time.

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>>386062383
You and I walk similar paths. I myself have a grudge to settle with the striped bastard. No matter how many times you whiff, or if the ball seems to be piercing your heart just stomp your feet into the dirt, clench that bat harder than ever before, grit your teeth,
AND
SWING
THE
BAT

>>386063095
He deleted your progress for not wanting to face the true nightmare.
>>386011568

>>386010778
>he turned the sound off!
>laughingheffalumpsandwoozels.jpg

What a faggot.

>>386014149
my kid loves winnie the pooh, is this a good game for him?

>>386064438
fuck no, run while you still have legs to carry you

>>386064438
It's a great game for you and your wife's son.

>>386064438
It will teach him humility and the limits of mankind.

>>386015134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy9r2qeouiQ

>>386054185
Gopher

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>>386052630
You're welcome.
Scarlet Grace is a great game too so play it if you can, coincidentially you can play baseball in there too.

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>>386027168
>the first time seeing Owl and his zigzag balls
>finally get to Tigger and the ball just fucking disappears

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>>386038407
That just reminds me of all the Kanga lewds that people were posting during the first threads.

There aren't enough.

Is it acceptable to upgrade?

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I've been fighting the Owl for 4 hours. Finished with 18/19 11 times now. This doesn't end until the bird is dead. I can smell his fear.

>>386041356
undisputed, best game soundtrack

>>386067019
if you borrow the powers from the dark god can you truly defeat him?

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I've kept the .swf file for this on my HD for years. Is this game archived anywhere on the internet? I'm surprised the game is still online. This should be preserved for future generations. It upsets me when things are lost forever. I remember all the threads we had about it back in the day, and we still have threads now and again. I booted the game up and I just got to Owl after steamrolling all the pussies before him.

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>>386066310
>Kanga lewds

>>386038170
source?

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>>386068219
>Roo sorta-lewds
INCREDIBLE SOFT

>>386059527
Literally none

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Today I stop at owl
Next time he'll be down, Metatron and YHVH are next

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>>386027168

>>386069290
Roo is not for sexual, you delete this right now.

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>>386067169
YOU HAVE HIM NOW ANON. SUCCEED WHERE I HAVE FAILED!

>>386010778
Yameroooooo!

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>>386067702
>Read your post about archiving stuff for generations
>Think about Newgrounds
>Remember Madness Combat, go watch it
>Read the comments
>July 25th this year was its 15th birthday

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>>386038976

Are Japanese kids just that hardcore or was this game really intended for children?

>>386066310
>>386069290
Where?

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>>386013695
>>386024802
>Several threads per day
>Everyone sharing stories and tips
>All that hype when people got close to beating it
>Kept playing for 6-8 hours straight
Fucking hell. It was so much fun back then. Back before it became mainstream and meme'd to death.

I'm not playing this again, I'm a man of reason

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I'm going to do it, /v/. I'm going to do it with no upgrades.
I've been close before, but I'm older now. More experienced. I'm ready.

Wish me luck. I'm going in balls deep.

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He will fall

>>386071764
Don't get fooled, you're older but more rusty, I beated the tiger before and I'm struggling against the bunny today

>>386059273
EVERY TIME
may they RIP in peace

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Those were the days.

>>386071764
Reporting back. Up to Rabbit with no losses so far. I'm feeling strong.

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>>386072505
You won't for much longer.

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>>386071290
My Dropbox

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>>386015134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyNTH5K1Tuw

>>386072505
Rabbit went down like a little fucking bitch.

>>386072673
gibe

>>386072830
Owl got me. It wasn't by much, but I lost. Gonna keep pushing though.

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MOTHERFUCKING FUCK!

>>386073629
Congratulation on finishing the tutorial

>>386073917
but he didn't

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hi god

>>386069274
Armor evil Tadashi Onimura Sansei

>>386074278
goodbye anon

Well, I'm at Tigger and it's only been 30 minutes so far. I think it's going pretty well. Lost to Owl twice, but stomped his shit on the third round.

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>>386072673
Why you gotta be holdin' out on us like this, negro?

>>386074278
was nice knowing you anon
>captcha: pants

>>386074730
RIP anon
He fought valiantly, yet still died like a bitch

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does anyone else use right click to pause the game?

>>386075208
>Cheating
Not like it will help you much.

>>386072361
>donte
god damn that takes me back

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>>386066310
>>386074712
>Simplistic line art
My dick..

Tigger is legit kicking my fucking ass right now.

>>386075847
Just hit the ball after he throws it :)

>>386075943
>tigger
>ball

>>386072841
>>386074712
now I'm not a tech wizard or anything but have you tried googling it?

>>386076583
NANI

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I am not your hero

>>386075208
I use the "play" option to spare myself the time after a checkmate.

>>386074290
I must be retarded because all I see is like 3 figurines for sale.

Anyone have a link for this game? t. newfag

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Well /v/, I've made it to the gatekeeper. Should I continue, or turn back before it becomes too late?

>>386077817
https://kids.yahoo.co.jp/games/sports/013.html

>>386077886
Beat Archangel Michael, then quit. Do not challenge Metatron, Lucifer, or YHWH.

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>>386077886
>>386078405
By some miracle of God I decimated the gatekeeper first try. I'm terrified of what's to come.

>>386077886
If you don't see god with your own eyes, what are you here for?

>>386013085
couldn't beat GER. 21 hrs was best i could do

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>>386010778
>there are people ITT that don't realize that winnie the pooh is a girl

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>>386066310
>>386074712

>>386078829
hey you stop it right this instant