>be walking through the city >minding your own damn business

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awful way to start an Odyssey thread OP

Wake up or try to go to sleep, because clearly I'm either dreaming or high.

>>386003729
Is there ever a good way?

>>386003729
didn't know this had a day/night cycle

It this legit just gta mario?

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>>386003428
>what do
Obviously
We save the princess

>>386003428
>wat do

rethinking my life choices, I probably shouldn't have eaten those shrooms

•Am a housecarl
•Purple Pony walks in
•I try to stop him or her
•She/He jumps on the table
•She/he runs around the room
•I chase him/her
•purple pony goes to the jarl
•jarl is ok and tells farengar to give him/her a quest
•She/He pulls a stone out of thin air
•farengar shits his pants
•guard runs in screaming about dragons
•we're told to kill it
•pony sprints full speed out the door
•I get guards and head to the watchtower
•pony is hiding inside
•all my guards die and I kill the dragon
•pony goes to the jarl and gets rewarded for it
•pony becomes thane
•I am a housecarl

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Why does it feel so good to know nintendo apologized?

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>favorite color is green
>first letter in name is J, which is basically a backwards L
I become Misterious one.

>>386003729
mmmm those jaggies look delicious

still going to play the fuck out of it though