Grimoire hype thread

this is a sape thread now
post homodecline

>>385999957
Any word from Cleve?

>>385999957
august 3rd
dawn of the third day
still no game
lol

How much of the IndieGoGo do you think went towards the game and how much went towards McDonald's?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpCUhvDdGrI

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

20 FUCKING YEARS

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>>385999957
There is no subterranean dungeon crawling; there is just Cleve in a bunker. There is no fantasy role playing video game here; it's just a conglomerate of oldfaggots wishing time and time again for a tangible product that will never exist. We've all been playing Grimoire for decades now and we don't even realize it.

So how big is the final game in terms of areas?

Is there a world map?
Is there only one dungeon that goes really deep or does it branch out?

Cleve talks highly of Lands of Lore and iirc in that game you travel around the world visiting locations etc

>>386000268
Even worse, 24.

My theory is that he doesn't actually worked 20+ years on this game

he probably put some work on it every year or so for 1 month or 2 then forgets about it.

I'm like this too, 100% or nothing

that's why I am such underachiver failure and I never finish anything I start

>>386000291
Hypothetically speaking, if this game actually existed then it would almost have to have multiple locations. 600 hours of content in one dungeon would be too much. It's all academic really since this is just a hoax, but yeah.

>>386000285
is that really him, does he really have a useless nuke shelter thing

>>386000554
Yes and yes, iirc.

>>386000554
>is that really him

Yes.

http://steamcommunity.com/app/650670/discussions/0/1471967615838710351/
loving this banter in the steam discussions

I'm literally shaking right now. Someone tell me the delay rumors are false and post proof.

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Reminder that Cleve is in Jagged Alliance 2 as one of the mine foremen.

>>386000701

That "print" in the last thread is fake, I wrote the text in it and some anon photoshopped that.

>>385999957
>not disabling the turn animations by default
what are you doing cleve

>>386000701
it's real my friend i'm in the thread right now

>>386000734
Ah shit now I have to play JA2 again

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Tell me /v/ are these not words to live by?

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>inflation ate my budget for this game

my_fucking_sides.jpeg

>>386000921
they are

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>>386000701

the proof about

>>386000796

>>386000921
they certainly are
https://fineleatherjackets.net/monkeyinflation

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>>386000921
https://fineleatherjackets.net/monkeyinflation
>It is okay to buy Grimoire on sale.

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>>385999957
Fuck guys I really really want this game. Like it started as a joke, Cleve intrigued me. The thal memes really made me laugh. But then I started following the chronicle of this game, from sirotek onwards. Looked at his posts on the codex, and realized that this guy is a fucking mad genius. He's insane, but that insanity can make for some of the best writing in a video game. I can't fucking wait for this game anymore, it's killing me. And the sad part is that there is no game.

If you asked me right now if grimoire and half life 3 came out this second which one would I buy. Well....

GRIMWAH

Sapes just don't get it.

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GRIMOIRE COUNTDOWN THREAD - Uggo Edition

ANY SECOND NOW, WAITING FOR GABE'S APPROVAL:
http://store.steampowered.com/app/650670/Grimoire__Heralds_of_the_Winged_Exemplar/

CLEVOLOGY:
Annoucement: Grimoire In Review Queue For Steam Approval!
http://steamcommunity.com/games/650670/announcements/detail/1444945931807934333
Latest Cleve posts on Steam forum (excludes posts made as comments on News/Announcements):
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198003430316/posthistory/
RPG Codex thread is now locked behind paywall
Cleves Steam Profile (he's been playing more Grimoire and snuck in cheeky bit of Stalker):
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198003430316
SteamDB Page
https://steamdb.info/app/650670/graphs/


Big Man Tyrone endorses Grimoire:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AlrtE0VhIw

Grimwah 2012 Indiegogo Pitch Video:
>*WATCH THIS FIRST IF NEW*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDyXSCd2Lp0

Non-meme gameplay trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1nMDgoDPMU

Grimoire gameplay playlist (outdated but relevant):
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLx9XO24DuuEjagFfU4tNnNtqjd3tQAdaz

Quick rundown:
>Old skool fantasy RPG dungeon blobber
>Turn based combat so you can take your time
>Twitch ADHD babbys need not apply
>Can ride turtles
>Mostly developed in mid-90s
>Originally targeted for Q3 1997 release
>Madman dev Cleve has worked on game ever since to perfect it
>Has missed every release date so far over the decades
>Including August 1st
>But Cleve will surely not let us down this time, only waiting on Steam approval of his uploaded build
>Cleve is a Neanderthal waging eternal kulturkampf against sapes (non-Neanderthal Homo Sapiens)
>American who moved to Australia after the 1992 LA riots to escape sapes
>Codes Grimoire in a self-built nuclear bunker
>Took down a homosexual cabal trying to make Wizardy 8 into a gay furry fantasy with penisaur & gaping anus monsters
>Rescued countless runaway rentboys from the clutches of Max Phipps

>>385999957
whats so great about this game, literally know nothing about, kinda looks like every old clicky dungeon crawler

>>386001107
that's what's great about it
no other old clicky dungeon crawlers have come out the in 20 years cleve has been working
besides grimrock, but this game is more classic

>>386000251
Considering that the money was to pay for him to live and that he didn't need to pay for anything to make the game I'd say 0% and 100%

>>386000734
Daily reminder that Grimwah is the result of Cleve swiping what remained of Stones of Arnhem 20 years ago. Before Sir-Tech employed him, he made games like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vigbQmzyS-4

The man doesn't even seem to like RPGs. His Steam page is filled with first person shooters that he played and nothing else.

>>386000956
I just got the joke top kek

>>386001270
Cleve's game looks pretty fun there.
Gibe link to his steam account.

Coming soon
This item is not yet available.

>>386001107
Exactly. It's a new game in a relatively dead genre.

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>>386001459
>Gibe link to his steam account.

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198003430316

>>385999957
can't you just like report this shit for missing multiple deadlines? what kind of shit tier platform is steam for letting this go through

>>386000554
Yes, you can find his son's profile on a webpage of some Australian christian uni group, and his short summary says "I've had an interesting childhood - I grew up in a bunker!"

>>386001675
fucking kek

>>386001581
Doesn't look like he plays much of anything on Steam, and I would imagine he has physical copies of those old classics, which wouldn't show up on his Steam playtime.

>>386001662
there are games on steam that won't even start
some chink/korean MMOs even install keyloggers on your PC

>>386001107
You can ride turtles.

>>386001675

I thought he didn't actually have a son and it was discovered it was actually him writing that.

I'll wait for a Let's Play.

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>>386000481
You need the Life Advice encyclodepia that's included inside every copy of Grimwah to sort yourself out anon

>>386001912
You can't play what doesn't exist.

>>386001270
When you've made the ultimate RPG the competition can't compare. It'd be like Tolkien reading George RR Martin.

>>386001675
I refuse to belive this fuck has a son nor a wife.

>>386002065
cute

>>386001270
wasn't he really the only guy working on that project though?

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>>386001060
Kek me too anon, ensnared by Cleve.

>>386001270
>The man doesn't even seem to like RPGs.
He's an avid poster on rpg codex.

>>386002247
People that post on /v/ don't even like videogames, so that doesn't mean anything.

>>386002247
>He's an avid SHITposter and troll on rpg codex.

Fix'd. Just because someone trolls 4chan for years on end doesn't mean that they love anime.

>>386001060
Play the demo. The writing is flowery garbage.

>>386002479
that demo is older than most posters here

>>386001675
Theres a vid on youtube where Coop talks about how they had to abandon one of their bunkers because of a fruit can

>>386001894
that is definitely something he'd do

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i wish i was cleve.
>cool fanny pack
>bunker
>thousands of people wait for your game you HAVE complete power over these retards (myself included)
>wise old man
>funny sense of humour
>talent
>cool bunker
>Australian
anything i miss?

>>386002479
Of course the writing is garbage. It's a video game.

>>386002578
>Australian
he's from AMERICA

>>386002630
Really? that makes me really disappointed

>>386002479
The writing is....decent for the time. Keep in mind that CRPGS didn't have much in the way of story during the early - mid 90s outside of Ultima.

>>386002714
He's been in Australia for 20 years now, and he shitposts with the best of them, so he's an honorary Australian.

>>385999957
I have to hand it to Cleve, Grimoire is one of the greatest ARGs I've ever played.

>>386002578
>funny sense of humour

The dude writes like deviant artist

>>386002714
http://archive.is/5R1n9
Scroll down for the quick rundown from Cleve about the development of Stones of Arnhem and what he thinks about Australians.

>>386002813
>>386002865
T. Brainlet

>>386002979
t. Thal

>>386002630
>>386002714
Cleve is the ideal immigrant: Even though no australian blood runs through his veins, he is the embodiment of the australian way of life, his shitposting puts your average run-of-the-mill australian shitposter to shame.

Should I play Wizardry 5 before 6?
I don't know how these games work.

how long after release until people release full walkthroughs and puzzle solutions?

I'm afraid of getting stuck in a puzzle and no one in the internet having the solution since they're probably cryptic as fuck, or possibly bugged.

>>386003171
Play Wizardry 5 for the SNES and then Wizardry 6 for the PC. If you can beat them both, you will be ready to tackle Grimwah.

>>386003458
>being this fucking afraid of experiencing a classic dungeon crawl before gamefags

>>386003537
hey dude, if I buy a movie I get the whole movie, if I buy a book I get the full book, but if I buy a game and get stuck at puzzle #75 and I'm cucked out of 500 hours of gameplay it's going to suck big time.

Is Might and Magic 6 a good game to start with if I'm new to this genre?

>>386003615
Stop being a sape.

>>386002737
The demo is from 2012. The game, which will never come out, will be just as poorly written.

>>386003615
You won't have a problem as long as you're not a sape.

>>386003458
After release /v/ will be full of Grimoire threads with helpful Grimoire players discussing various aspects of the game. Just ask away in any of those many threads friend.

>>386003689
If you are new, Might and Magic 3 or 4 would be the best place to start. They are by far the easiest turn-based, tile blobbers.

>>386003615
the puzzles are part of the game, you fucking sape

>>386003689
It's a damn good game, and an alright entry point, but it's not grid based. Definitely not a bad start though.

Honestly Grimrock is the best entry point.

>>386003615
sape detected

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Bloodwych

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>>385999957
So who the fuck did this?

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>>386003885
>for those who dare

>>386003931
Contractor working on SoA. He also drew all portraits based of gay porn model's faces.

>>386002065
>say no to drugs and alcohol
>drugs and alcohol
That's redundant.

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>>386003931
*blocks your path*

What do /v/?

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>>386003976
Who Dares Wins

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>>386003931
Max Phipps

>>386004050
insert penis

>>386003689
It will spoil you, it's too damn good.

>>386003864
>Honestly Grimrock is the best entry point.

Grimrock is fucking shit. This isn't a real-time, square dance based blobber. Might and Might 3 is the best starting point.

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>>386004050
Give it the full fist

WHERE IS MY GAME WHITE BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Eye of the Beholder 2 portraits

>>386004346
That must be jarring to someone that is 15 years old. 90s pixel art sux.

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Hey guy
is wizardry a good serie to start on
i don't mind challenge, i want to go on a real adventure
any tutorial to play and thing to know about wizardry 1, then wizardry 2 and again? I'd like to try myself at them. 4 is apparently the hardest motherfucking thing of the whole universe with harsh fucking riddle especially at the end that need you to know something from the ending of the first game

otherwise, i'd like a game like that with good amount of content and good RPG where i can create a character with shitton of statistic to enjoy and fails because my character build is not good at all

>a fat autistic person with a fanny pack calls you a subhuman
How does that make you feel?

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>>386003689
Ignore Starcrawlers and the rest of the image is fine.

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Eye of the Behold 2 cover art
Note the defiant heroism of the skeletons against the magician in the shadows, and his hand's magical filament revealing a world of magic in its aura. Ancient guardians defending their tombs from evil outside forces weilding incomprehensible power.

>>386004342
Give me your steam ID, Cleve doesn't need self entitled whiners like you buying his game.

>>386004584
Like I want to serve my neanderthalian master.

>>386004645
Is this guide supposed to be a meme?

>>386004645
Why does this image mix turn based and real time blobbers as if they are the same thing? Being good at one doesn't translate into being good at the other. They're two completely different play-styles.

>>386004675

80s fantasy art was the shit

>>386003615
fucking sape
even cleve himself said in his indigogo video that if you get stuck just be patient

>>386004442
Yeah, it was fucking hard to make your team.
In particular almost all female looked like modern Bioware.

>all of the people ITT playing M&M/Wizardry for the first time
>tfw grimoire isn't even out yet and it's already saving vidya

>>386000554
>does he really have a useless nuke shelter thing
He actually lives in it. I'm not kidding.

The best part is that his parents forced him to live in one for his entire childhood, and once he became an adult he decided he'd like to continue doing that on purpose.

He also claims that he dug out and built his entire shelter by himself in less than a month.

>>386004893
INCLINE

>>386004645
>no Ultima Underworld
>no roguelikes
>no Skyrim
Fuck this list

>>386004992
(You)

>>386004783
Don't worry, we'll stop seeing this chart when the Grimoire meme dies and /v/ never talks about dungeon crawlers ever again. There's no fucking way this board actually has enough interest in these games for that image to be necessary.

>>386004486
Wizardry is THE rpg series. there are many versions of the earlier games but I would recommend the ps1 lylgamyn saga collection which is the first 3 games with some visual updates and an automap, It is jap only but has options for english in everything but the item descriptions
and yeah 4 is bullshit and you won't get out of the very first room unless you are already familiar with wizardry

>>386004246
To the genre as a whole, not as some prep-game to Grimoire. You shouldn't even be playing Grimoire if you haven't finished Wizardry 6/7.

>>386004992
(You)
Yes (You)
I like (You)

I know some of you weebs have played Dungeon Travelers 2. Fucking great game.

>>386003826
Yeah I'd recommend 3.

The art design is much better. 4 and 5 just reused a lot of resources and made everything uglier.

3's got a steeper curve at the beginning, but I think the challenge makes it more worth it.

>>386005164
>THE rpg series
It's THE blobber, but it's pretty far from being THE rpg series.

Dungeon Master, the classic.

>>386005221
>>386004868
>>386004868
>>386004868

It doesn't translate over. They're two completely different play-styles.

What is more likely?
a) Mankind manages to colonize the Andromeda Galaxy
b) Grimoire gets released

>>386003864
>Grimrock is the best entry point.
absolutely but you have to keep in mind it's not anything like these other games

What should I play if I've never played a game like this before and I want to be prepared for Grimoire?

>>386005315
But they're not though.
The majority of the gameplay, and what makes the games enjoyable and accounts for a lot of their difficulty, is the same.

>>386005335

Cleve's son will continue his father's legacy and so on
Nine millenia later grimoire will finally be relased
In early access

>>386005292
ultima, wizardry and M&M are the big dead 3

>>386005474
Ultima is not a blobber.

>>386005474
Yeah, exactly. And saying wizardry stands that far above those two series is a hell of a claim.

>>386005474
How is Ultima related to the other two at all?

what is this "INCLINE" thing? I'm seeing it more and more lately

>>386005538

What about Lands of Lore?
There're 3 games in the serie

>>386005248
Fuck off. This is a blobber thread.
Take your weeb DRPGs somewhere else.

>>386005396
I grew up with both types of games and I much preferred turn-based blobbers. I beat Wizardry 5 - 7 and Might and Magic 2 - 5 and loved them all, but I sucked ass at Dungeon Master, Eye of the Beholder 1 - 2, Anvil of Dawn, etc because I hated the twitch combat. Playing Grimrock, for example, won't make you any better at a game like Grimoire or any of the games that inspired it.

>>386005474
Nobody mentions Bard's Tale.

Is it because of that hack and slash parody from about 15 years ago?

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>>386005549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AlrtE0VhIw

>>386005584
more like lands of BORE

>>386005549
For many years video game quality has been on a DECLINE. The INCLINE is when quality goes back up. The incline is the video game industry being saved.

>>386005521
>>386005546
Read the reply chain you faggots

>>386005607

People forgot ps2 verison existed and you think someone remembers there was an even older entry?

>>386005604
Turn based games tend to involve a lot more thoughtful decisions, rather than just rote punching in your practised combos.

>>386005646
Fuck off I give (You)s to whomever I want.

Serious question here, why is /v/ taking such an infatuation with the way he types? He's just basically being his own hype man with a theme around infomercials and self-depreciation. And it's not even that funny.

>>386005634

More like Lands of
WESTWOOD PIXEL MAGIC

>>386005607
Bard's Tale 1 - 3 make Might and Magic 3 look like some shit on the Xbone today. I'm in my 30s but even I find the original 3 games a bit too jarring to enjoy from a graphical standpoint.

>>386005707
lets you pretend youre in on the exclusive rpg-codex memes despite never posting there

>>386005786

What if I'm actually an internet elite, what now?

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>>386005786
incline soon fellow kwans
the age of popamole decline is at an end

>>386004868
Then fix it.

>>386005707
I think it's funny as fuck and a lot more honest and personal than what companies and indies alike usually do for marketing nowadays.

>>385999957
What if Grimoire are just Stones of Arnhem stolen assest?

>>386005707
Same reason pilots obsess over sounding like Chuck Yeager
Cleve represents an archetype of the ultimate game developer

>>386005906
fuck off with this unsubstantiated meme

>>386005665
>you think somebody remembers an even older entry

People who remember the early MMs, Ultimas, and Wizardy's should be able to remember Bard's Tale.

There were 4 big blobbers of the 80s. Not 3.

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>>386004050
RIP Max Phipps
Gone to the big bath house in the sky
https://www.heavenaddress.com/resting_place/view/51847

>>386005607
>random encounter with a stack of 80+ enemies out of nowhere
no thanks

>>385999957
>tfw a Sape and get massive headaches while playing the demo

>>386005991
>There were 4 big blobbers of the 80s. Not 3.
nice revisionism

>>386005395
might & magic 6

download the greyface patch for modern controls

>>386005991
>ultima
>blobber

>>386002247
have you even read RPG codex?
if anything, that is exactly the reason.

>>386004868
Feel free to edit the image and separate them out.

>>386005607
I don't remember them as much
have you seen the new kickstarter game recently? looks pretty bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdOlts5srGM

It also bugs me that they released a spinoff VR game before the actual game they promised, same with underworld ascendant guys releasing a mobile spinoff before the actual game is even close to done.
Kikestarter not even once.

>>386006163
>might & magic 6
It's not grid-based though...
Also what's wrong with the controls? I've never had a problem.

Where are we now?

>>386006248
What the fuck?

>>386006271
still waiting on gabe

>>386006191
Fine. I never used the term myself.

There were 4 big rpgs in the mid to late 80s.

Ultima

Wizardry
Bard's Tale
and Might and Magic

Pretty sure that's the order of how successful they were too.

The latter three are what you kids call blobbers. The ultimas had blobber-like parts during the dungeons but were mostly a top-down perspective sort of thing that played a bit different.

>>386006254
Do you seriously think that page up/page end are acceptable buttons to map looking up/down to? Holy shit, fuck off nostalgiafag

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>>385999957
Would you /v/?

>>386006248
What's wrong with it? I think that looks awesome.

>>386006248
I think the franchise has been bought and sold and moved around a lot since the 90s. Like I said, there was a weird PS2 game made in the Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance format that was mostly just a collection of really bad jokes.

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>>386006430
>Scallie
pc game strike again, I see....

>>386006542
yeah that game is on steam too I think it was more like a diablo/dungeon siege though

>>386006418
>no Phantasie
>no Gold Box
>no Dunjonquest
What is it with kids trying to give history lessons on things that happened before they were born?

>>386006869
>no phantasie

sold a fraction of the others

>goldbox

Big games but came a bit later as the genre really exploded.

>no Dunjonquest

Well now you're just being a poseur and looking up shit on wikipedia.

>>386007137
>Well now you're just being a poseur and looking up shit on wikipedia
Ladies and gentlemen, what you see here is called projecting.

damn, wizardry is actually really fun
my theif has the DOOM status though and can't do anything, do I need to take him to the temple or what?

>>386007335
oh shit these niggers want 250 gold to undoom this brand new piece of shit

>>386006430
>>386006667
>female

>can't release game on time
cleve's biggest bug: himself

>>386006418
>The latter three are what you kids call blobbers.
Don't use the term to begin with. It's cancerous as fuck.

>>385999957
>he played 1.9 hours
man i want to believe

>>386000251
He said he spent most of the indiegogo money on premade unity assets for the next game he is going to make.

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>>386007729
>kept it under 2 hours so he can refund it

(:

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>>386007856
Grimoire HD edition soon friends

>>386008205
>HD
You just delayed the release for another decade.

>>386007574
This. Reddit-approved terms only, please.

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>>386000291
Huge open world map

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So, how many of the transsexual furry porn/anus monster art claims have been confirmed?

>>386000291
It has hundreds of maps and loads of locations that are all interconnected. He spends like 3 minutes spam clicking through them in the indiegogo pitch and says he only got about halfway done.

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>>386008205
Not HD enough.

>>386008349
How can someone know how to code a massive game but not how to take a proper screen shot?

>>386008618
I want to *** Selara!

>>386008205
why are there ayys?

>>386008452
To date: less than zero.

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>>386008205
>>386008618
Out of my way, true HD coming.

Its 4 am and I'm just sitting here in the dead of night contemplating the meaning of life

I should be playing this old ass game instead.

>>386008672
Why did you censor "hug"?

>>386008618
>>386008741
Are that the Butt-ugly Martians?

>>386008908
They are deviantarded Friezas.

>>386003885
I used to co op this on Atari ste with my brother.
Cheeky cunt always took all the food, and made me go head on with enemies whilst he hit them from the side.
Could never figure out what beguile did.
Mind you, I was 5 or 6

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>>386004050
That looks like a gigginox

Is it out?

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>>386000993
>/monkeyinflation

>>386010218
Yes, as of a few minutes ago.

>>386008452
>>386008723
>So, how many of the transsexual furry porn/anus monster art claims have been confirmed?
Actually to everyone's surprise he was telling the truth this time.

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>>386005995
Guys
>Max Phipps died on the 6th of August
>Steam takes 3-5 days to approve release
>Cleve uploaded build on 2nd of August
A sign?

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>>386011112
CLEVE IS TIMING RELEASE AS A FINAL FUCK YOU TO MAX PHIPPS

AUGUST 6TH CONFIRMED!

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>>386010615
The revised not exaggerated version of his story is pretty nuts. It is behind the rpgcodex paywall but is archived halfway down this page.
www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=32803.0

>rolling characters in W5
>get forty-fucking-seven bonus points on one of them
jesus christ why

>>386011254
>mfw Valve approves the game on the 7th and Cleve delays the release for another 364 days

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Grimoire's earth golems have more detail than Witcher 3 earth golems

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>>386012171
>no igneous crystal formation

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Cleve's posting on Steam right now
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198003430316/posthistory/

>>386012896
>tomorrow
When will that be in actual time?

>>386013176
formula for cleve time to real time is to add 2 and divide by 0

>>386013176
the day after tomorrow

>>386012896
Isn't the game currently waiting approval from Valve? What say does he have in when it's going to be approved for release?

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>>386013176
MIDDAY TOMORROW CONFIRMED
http://steamcommunity.com/games/650670/announcements/detail/1444945931807934333

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is tomorrow today or tomorrow tomorrow?

>>386013495
Assume he means Australian Eastern Seaboard time, it's 7:30pm here

>>386013495
tommorow as in a week

>>386013494
>Uninterrupted weekend gaming
OH BOY

>>386013641
It's 7:43pm idiiot.........

>>386013983
Uh, no, it's 7:50pm, are you one of those dummies who can't read time in celsius?

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What does it mean?

>>386014413
Like a "game" that's just a bunch of wallpapers, Grimoire is just a bunch of screenshots. You can look at it but not actually do anything.

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Its really gonna release boys.
What will RPGcodex bitch about now?

>>386000000

>>386014542
>b-but it's shit!

>>386014542
About how Skyrim is not a dungeon crawler.

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>>386015567
I think there is some chance that it will be good. It might also be the hardest crpg of all time where only Clive can get past the first few screens. But most likely it will be meh. Luckily RPGcodex does not like anything so they will have plenty of excuses to hate it.

Any minute now. Its gonna be out.

>>386016879
Stop posting from 2035.

>>386013495
Does Cleve still live in Australia?

>>386012171
Can't wait to play this

CLEVE WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GAME

>>386018302
in my bunker, you'll have to come and defeat me before i release it

bump

I bet $10 it releases in the next 15 minutes.

>>386019984
How are you going to send me this $10?

>>386020060
Just post your address here.

>>386020182
Sounds scary.

>>386020215
Just put blind faith in a stranger making you a sounds-good-to-bet-true offer for once in your life. Trust me.

>>386003689
nothing can prepare you for the lifestyle that is grimoire
60 billion lines of dialogue per topic
at least 10 houses
2 real players trapped in there with you
female npcs you can 3d print and rape
7 types of chicken from american mutant to taiwanese black
900 textures from grass
a picture of cleve on his holiday
5 sounds for walking
1 goal
2 coal
3 boal
5120 types of noses
no jews
vampires are exclusively homosexual just to spice things up
no riff raff

>>386020351
this unironically sounds fun

>>386020351
Blimey. Sounds fantastic.

Why isn't there a pre-order option on the steam page.

>>386020351
Nothing will ever top Might and Magic VI portraits.

>>386020351
I really like the 13th feature.

>>386020546
Might and magic VII's voice acting comes close. I gave aone of my characters an extremely nasally voice and I can't stop laughing every time he opens his mouth.

>>386020493
That sounds like a bug
He'll have it fixed tomorrow.

So
Sapes were right all along

>>386020776
Yeah, those were great too.
Also the little detail that the voice and portrait changed if you became a lich.

>>386000956
I don't get it.

>>386021159
They've been waiting for the game to come out for so long, inflation has devalued their currency to the point that the money they put aside for the game is no longer enough.

Why has steam allowed it to be listed?

>>386021281
Ah, that's pretty good.

>>386020825
!Preorder-option fixed

>>386021281
What an idiot, if they had 40 dollars in 1997 then today it would be worth $80.

Even the codex locked its thread about grimoire.

It's over.

>>386023209
No, they just moved the thread so only people with accounts that are older than 1 year can view it.

>>386001270
>snakes on a plane
did Hollywood rip him off?

>>386009394
>pink cheek glow
>onichaaaan

Why does Grimoire captivate peoples attention/imagination?

Is Cleve that good of a salesman that his pitch actually worked in selling the idea that it just might be an adventure of a lifetime?

>>386024443
because people want to see a trainwreck

This is Mighty Number 9 in slow motion

>>386024649
fuck off newfag, that's not why we're here

>>386024443
The memes and fake hype is fun. The release day threads with the climax of "COMING SOON" was some of the most fun I had on /v/ in a while.

And also there is a slight chance that we'll get a fun game in a sea of trash that's modern vidya.

>>386024443
The game looks like fun.

Isn't anyone from Valve/Steam going to call him on his bullshit? Clearly they had time to "review" his inexistant game by now and it should be out so maybe it's time he faces the repercussions because the amusement is beginning to turn into slight annoyance and now I want to see this conman being exposed by something official so that he can't deny it.

>>386021403
It gives them traffic.

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>>386024859
He said it should be available for purchase tommorow mid-day. Have some faith in the guy, he deserves atleast that much.

>>386025169
>Have some faith in the guy, he deserves atleast that much.

No he doesn't. He hasn't done anything special and he's a fucking imbecile that believes he's some Neanderthal

>>386024783
>shitposting was some of the most fun i had on /v/

I want summer to end. You are literally the cancer that killed this place.

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Have some more Cleve autismo from the (now hidden) RPGCodex thread

>>386025461
>le summer meme
I've been here since 2005, before /v/ was even a thing.

>>386025461
newfag spotted

>>386025703
lol newfag i've been here since 1999, before 4chan was even a thing

>>386025768
this one got me

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>>386025538
>>386025651
>>386025768
>>386025856
>>386025950
>>386026010
>>386026096
>>386025856
What a king.

>>386000993
DOBSON?

>>386026218
classy

>>386025491
Just because there is a store page that doesn't mean they must have actually reviewed the game.

https://partner.steamgames.com/doc/store/review_process

>>386026248
Guys, don't you think that Cleve types a lot like Dobson, albeit edgier?

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Confirmed: He's working on the manual

>>386026306
In a perfect world, people like Cleveland would not exist.

But this is not a perfect world.

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>>386026780
>If it exists, game is actually too hard to be any fun.

>>386026780
>Introducing a few edits as a result
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OH GOD

there is no game and this doofus was just mocking up screenshots for 20 years

>>386027053
There's a playable demo with a substantial amount of content. Fuck off troll.

https://forum.quartertothree.com/t/someone-we-know-is-suing-gaf/60376/13

>>386027097
if your game is so great, why don't you release it cleve?

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Greatest blobber... Ishar Legend of the Fortress. Nobody seems to remember it though.

You girls are funny. I like to listen to your tiny 110 IQ brains working in their somewhat feeble and halting fashion. It's like watching those gibbons at the circus they teach to smoke cigars and ride a little tricycle around in a ring. You know, you're almost right. Compared to modern men, anyhow. Since the average male nowadays is a pathetic wreck who looks like a crossbreeding experiment between Don Knotts and PeeWee Herman, you girls are really closing the gap. Soon the average male will be nearly as weak as a physically fit woman.

I weigh 320 pounds. I run the mile in 5:20. The commanding chief of police of Queensland recently described me to his staff as "superhuman freak from another world who only looks like one of us on the outside." He also said "Technically, the guy is an unlicensed weapon of mass destruction just walking around outdoors. If I ever get orders to arrest this guy, I'm bringing a tank and a rocket launcher." He also described me as "without a doubt the most brilliant software developer we have ever contracted with."

If you go to the Vault-Co website and have a look at the Vulcan Fortress, remember those one ton drums you see on the site were offloaded from the delivery truck and then rolled around the site ... by me, working alone. In many cases I carried the 400 lb stainless steel air intake pipes down into the five meter pit on my back. These pipes required six people to unload when they arrived and I was not there to assist. Just one of those pipes would crush you girls like the gravitational field of a black hole.

>>386027192
You can't trust quarter to three, they are liars and don't even like strategy games

>>386027307
>Having to frantically click on attack buttons all the time. Fun.

>>386026780
I can only imagine how fucking bad the balance would feel to the average player if the guy working on the game for 24 years still dies several times in a row in the first few encounters of this 600+ hour game.

>>386027332
Cleve truly is the perfect example of the internet tough guy

>>386027332
That's a half-decent facsimile of Cleveposting.
>>386027654
Meh, lots of Codexers managed to finish the superdemo and that was before Cleve added some more safe spots iirc.

Let's speculate: How much of Cleve's own bullcrap does he believe? Does he do the mental gymnastics to convince himself he's somehow a hermit ubermensch

>>386027332
Its funny since he gets alot of shit from his wife and cant put her in place like a cuck he is

>wake up
>still not released
This whole meme is making me laugh everytime i wake up, hopefully it never gets released.

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That's all Cleve has posted lately, but I leave this one last interesting post that talks about just how big of a liar Cleve is. He knew the game wasn't gonna release in August 1st.

>>386028025
>One click takes him three seconds
It seems everything is slower in Neandertime.

>>386027654
To be fair he's the kind of guy who would play up the difficulty of his own game.

>>386012896

Ayy my post made /v/. Fun.

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Holy shit

>>386028610
>100% psychotic scumbag, the first of a wave of psychos who destroyed the Roman Empire from the inside
>Julius Caesar
>destroyed the Roman Empire from the inside
>Julius Caesar
>Roman Empire
Huh

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The game is going to release tomorrow, r-right guys? ...

>>386028610
Julius Caesar wasn't even born from a c-section.
I bet he believes he invented Cesar salad too.

>>386028610
Cleve is retarded code monkey and probably never heard about medical journals

>>386029323
Ymaybe

>>386029596
Medical journals? You been that sape propaganda corrupting the world's population?

>it will come out tomorrow
>tomorrow comes
>no i meant TOMORROW tomorrow

>>386027964
Oh, you don't have to worry about her, she's asleep now.
Forever.

Why does he even keep the neanderthal facade, them being extinct invalidates any superiority anyway

>>386028402
Box, you are a hero. I tried sending you a message on steam, but I found out I couldn't. Keep fighting the good fight, I'm banned already.

>>386008741
woa what tool or filter are you spamming to make it look like that?

>>386020351
I'll take twenty!

>>386029323
Tomorrow in galactic days yes.

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This just in:
>Grimoire developpement team is proud to announce the Atari Box version is planned! Just wait an attosecond for the port.