>enemies can catch the blast of a hype verse

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>enemies are trained in the art of shaolin shadow boxing

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>enemies drop narcotics

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>>385996812
>enemies could be dangerous

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>enemies are camouflage chameleon ninjas scalin your building
>No time to grab the gun they've already got your wife and children

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>can it be that it was all so simple then

P R E T T Y
T O N Y

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>enemies can kill you in a past life

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>>385996294
>enemies can steal shit and when you kill them they don't drop the items

>>385999006

Fuck this shit to high heaven. Makes me want to genocide the entire NPC population

>you gotta have the one killer bee and he ain't gonna kill now
who in their right mind thought this was good game design

>you get an erection

>you're character is a girl (boy) ((girl))

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cast: echo chamber

area effect: enhances flow of the block party, spin mc heads like dark bacardi

on cast apply: BAC of 2.3 and liver damage but lungs are joint free

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>enemies rip it hardcore like porno flick bitches

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>>385996294
>enemy ai can actually communicate with eachother effectively
>dialog for player is just unintelligible MUP DA DOO shit

>>386000328
>boss is Method Man
>he sews yo asshole shit and keeps feeding you

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>>385998564
>tfw you receive a call from upstate

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>enemies stomp a mudhole in dat ass cause I'm straight out the swamp

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>>386000567
>not the webm

>>386000687

>enemy hang you by your dick off a fuckin 12 story building out this motherfucker
>enemy lays your nuts on a dresser, just your nuts laying on the fuckin dresser, and smash them shits with a fuckin spiked bat

>>386001032
>enemy puts a coathanger on the stove for like half a fucking hour
>enemy shoves that shit up your asshole real slow like "TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

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>enemy is a tally ho, pitty-pat, backgammon pro

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>>385996812
>enemies have Toad style
>are immune to nearly any weapon

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>finally get the rare mink jeans drop
>2000 zitos come to fuck you up

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>enemy sees me on the real
>forming like voltron
>remember I go deep like a Navy seal

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>>385996294
>Enemies can get lower than Jacque Cousteau

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>>386000687
>he has fat bags of skunk and white owl blunts
how the fuck do I not get my ass lifted

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>enemies are gorillas injected with strength for eighty midgets

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>>386002061

>got myself a 40
>got myself a shorty
>and I'm about to go and stick it

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>enemy joins his mother in death