THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>>385994979
But its funny. Not underage btw.

>made a Tank
>shoot one of those things
>looks like you're shooting it a new asshole

This enemy was a mistake.

I want to stuff that turkey like it's Thanksgiving day

>>385994979
What game?

>>385996932
Miitopia.

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>>385998558
You gotta be fucking kidding me

>>385994979
>THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

But it's funny.
It fucking farts and makes your Miis angry, it's hilarious.... Probably someone's fetish, but I'm not gonna let that ruin it for me.

>>385994979
holy fuck that turkey thicc af gonna catch this dick

>>385998870
Who's got the stuffing for this turkey?

>>385994979

You can't blame NOA this time since the enemy itself is the problem

>>385994979
is there porn of it yet?

>>385995118
THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING AN UNDERAGE WOULD SAY!

>>385998870
did you make this?

>>385999330

That sounds like something a desperate shitposter would say

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>>385999382
nope, another anon did in a previous thread

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>>385994979

>>385994979
What the fuck nintendo

>>385998734
>It fucking farts and makes your Miis angry
hot

>>385999435
np

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>>385994979
>>385998870
THHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCC

>>385994979
Dong status: Expanded

>>385998734
Oh fug. The fart fetish porn will be everywhere.

>>385994979
I wanna fuck that turkey...

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>>385994979
>>385998870
I shouldn't want to fuck it

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>>385994979
>being attached to something's ass against your will
Why is this my fetish

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>>385998870
Holy FUCK

is there any video evidence?
i may do a drawing request if you guys want

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>>385998734
>Nintendo pandering to brappers

>>386000518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnelO7gOKxo
3:30
Knock yourself out.

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I don't like this

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>>386003234
I do

>>386004395
you're a sick puppy

>>386004839
4u

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>>385994979
If I fucked it, would it be oral or anal?

>>386000597
>America, THIS is your preisdent

>>386005767
Thats not how cloacas work anon

>>386005913
>>386005767
oral, anal and vaginal

>>385998734
haha

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>we want the furry audience

what the literal fuck happened to nintendo

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>>385998870

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>>386000518
>>386001059
>>385994979

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>>386006320
Furries have money.

Dirty money, but money.

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>>386006432

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>>385998870

>>386006594
>>386006432
somebody is masturbating to this right now

>>386006803
you know it!

>>386006432
>>386006594
Look at that smug asshole

>>385998558
Memetendo strikes again.

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wait let me try something

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>>385994979
>entering
>>385998870
>exiting

>>386006963
What the fuck, looks like testicles

>>385999983
There's only one way out of this.
You fap to it, get satisfied and enter in the "meh" mode.
The meh is the thing that protects you from becoming some sort of perverted furfag.
Denial is the thing that turns you into a furfag.

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>>386007210
goddamn it anon

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>>385994979
>Nintendo literally put nigger ass shaking to simulate fucking in a children's game
every day we stray further from the light of god

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>>385998870
>OH MY GOD T H I C C

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>>386006891

>>386006594
UNF

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>asshole with teeth

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>>386006594
>poke
w-what does that mean

>>385998870
god has left the server

should I draw the naga as well? I'm nearly done with the twerky

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>>386006594
>poke

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>>386006432
>>386006594

Sweet lord in heaven

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>>386006594
What is that line on it's butt? Why is it's butt so big?

GODDAMNIT THEY KEEP TAKING MY COMPANIONS AWAY FROM ME AND I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS GONNA STAY A TANK AT KARKAROT AAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH

>>385994979
so is this game an actually decent rpg?

>>385994979
Wtf treehouse?

>>385994979
>>385998870
>>386006432
>>386006594
Why does /v/ not have any standards

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>>386006468
>censoring the dick with another dick

>first Twerkey
>then Twergull
I hope there isn't a third one.

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>>386011586
>What is that line on it's butt
it's a mouth
all the enemies have mii face components, sometimes just a mouth or eyes

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>>385998870
thiccer

>>385998870
Every day /v/ keeps lowering and lowering my standards.

>>386012062
>Defeated:9999
Is there a safe editor already?

>>386012062
bread monster made me giggle.

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>>385994979
>>385998870
>>386006432
What the hell is happening at Nintendo

>>386012321
I literally have no response for this at all.

>>386012321
way to go anthony

>>386012321
>Nintendo HQ approved this

>>386012321
This is someone at Nintendo's fetish I just know it

>>386012321

WE FOR DA FAMIRY NO BAD IMAGERY

Where were you when Nintendo turned into disney and oversexualized everything in guise of child safe

>>386012321
BRAAAAAAAP

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>>386012321
Considering us, I can't imagine how fucked up the next generation is going to be

>>386012062
>Bread slice as a monster
Better than any pokemon and it's only the first game

>>386012321
Craving my mcnuggies aren't you?

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>>386012321
>Anthony's all fired up!

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Who at nintendo keeps making these yoshi poses where it shows its behind and looks back at you seductively

>>386012321
>someone's mouth was used for this

Holy shit, this is something out of some fucked up porno.

>>386012062
I like that cactus

>>386012321
So what's the next logical step up from this?

>>386011843

i don't know anon, why ARE /v/irgins so desperate? what could it be that drives the /v/irgin?

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>>386012321

>>386012321
Great. Now potentially decent porn is going to be ruined with disgusting fart/scat fetishists.

>>386012030
There's one called Twerpea.

>>385998870
white people love to fuck animals

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>>386012321
When BRAAAAAAPposting goes too far...

>>386012321
>metroid federation force

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So Nintendo takes away P! Balloons but then pulls this shit

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>>386012321
Someone at nintendo thought this was a good idea

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>>386012321
What the fuck.

>>386012321
I refuse to believe that cloud wasn't edited in.

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>>386012321

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>>386012321
Who needs quality writing when you can fall back on one of the oldest forms of humour.

>>386000597
Ddammnn...he THICC

>>386012321
This reminds me of that one webm with the asian girl eating out a chicken.

Is the music in this game good at least? Is the game fun?

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>>386013551
>best seller

>>386013942
It combines two things young audiences like, scatological humour and minecraft. There's multiple books in the series.

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>>386014050
>stinky steve
>BOOK ONE

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>>386012321
What's it sound like in game? Haha just asking.

>>386014104
OOF

>>386013907
The OST is very good
Is fun depending of the characters you choose

>>386014098
You should google PT Evans, the author. He wrote multiple books in the Emoji Adventure series and his bio is "quirky" in a penguin of doom kind of way. You'll need a lot more bleach.

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>>386014098

>>386012321
I blame youtubers they gonna have a fucking field day with this.

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>>386014325
Goddammit

>>386014375
Forget the youtubers, this is gonna give the R34 artists enough material to work with for the next few months.

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>we've fallen so low that the only thing people think about with a large ass and farting is fetish shit
Why do people always make it a creepy sex thing

>>386014474
Pls noooooo

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>>386014290
>this is the guy who writes books for today's generation of kids
I don't even know what to say anymore. What happened to normal kiddie books like Captain Underpants?

>>386006803

>>386014414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2sfuBWb-uc

>>386014325
Good fuck

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>>386012321
>its asshole-mouth puckers

>>386014548
Hope you enjoy seeing facesitting thicc farting turkey porn.

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>>386012321
Holy shit.

>>386013546
what game

>>386013907
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2h6-6qmB1Zo

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>>386014735
/v/ermins

>>386014594
Fuck that noise time to stay the fuck away send help.

>>386014586
>or attracted
Why was someone allowed to write this.

Some of the monsters in this game are pretty fuckable.

>>386001059
>>386000518
http://imgur.com/a/WCE7h
I'll spare you guys from the awfulness that is farting, have some turkey breast and uhh, thigh

>>386016228
wheres the ass mouth?

>>386016228
this looks like it was drawn by three different people, and only one of them can draw

>>386012321
>Me when I see a braaaaaapposter.gif

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>>386006594
>>386006432
What the actual fuck Nintendo

>>386016228
eh

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>>386012321
Asslovers not even once

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Asked before and will ask again: when will one of you faggots set up a few threads to play the game with anon input? Sharing miis for a cojoined retardation quest sounds fun, as long as it doesn't get blown outtaroportion. Pic related. Whoever was leading that "/v/ raises a chao" series of threads was very wise to have it end where it did

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>>386014592
Why did you have to point that out.

Aside from NTR and capture cards, is there some tools to screenshot and record 3DS games ?

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>>386017713
Post to miiverse, then see miiverse on PC. Also can't you take screenshots from the home menu while software is suspended?

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>Beat Final Boss
>Assume I'm done.
>I'm not.
>Badguy fuses with Great Mage.
>Becomes even badder-er guy.
>two completely new areas open up and now you can take quests from people.
Did this game just pull a fucking Terraria?

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>>386012321
>Iwata died for this

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>>386012321

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>>386013551
>>386014325
>>386014586
Anyone know God's number? I want to order one 80 day flood and some bread sticks.

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>>386012321
>the mouth is also the anus

>>386013907
It's Dragon Quest with a semi-auto battle system and memes. It's pretty fun.

>>386014549
They never left, hell Captain Underpants just got a movie, it was also fucking amazing.

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>>386012321

>>386018169
Can we post our parties or are people too focused on the butt turkeys?

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>>386020221
whoops

>>386020613
I don't identify as straight I identify as me. Deal with it.

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>>386020613
I honestly believe sexuality is a spectrum and everyone is a least a little bit gay. Come on, you can't fucking tell me Trapfags and Futafags are 100% straight.

>>386000597
damm look at that brapper

>>386012062
>Running nose
Is this the spiritual successor to Earthbound?

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>thought thread was making fun of some shitty Sun and Moon romhack
>it's actually a real nintendo game

>>386020848
Trapfags are gay.
"Futa on male"-fags are gay.
"Futa on female"-fags are straight.

>>385998870
I want to E A T that turkey

>>386021031
>Futa on female"-fags are straight.
uh no, futa on female is just lesbian with a dick, which makes it double gay.

>>386021031
futa is gay no matter how good you score at mental gymnastics

>>386021113
>>386021107
Both wrong.

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>>386021195
>gay fag thinks homosexual relations is somehow straight if you add a dick

>>386020848
People still confuse heterosexuality with straight. They term queer became synonymous with gay but at the time it properly referred to weird behaviour, which would obviously include homosexuals. If you fucked horses you would also be considered queer, which makes sense, you might be heterosexual, because you only fuck female horses, but you are queer as fuck, not straight. Trapfags can consider themselves heterosexual for all I care, but they are most definitely not normal/straight.

>>386020848

Spectrum is over complicating it

You either like dicks or you don't. You can pretty much categorize all sexualities in one of those two categories

>>386021253
I don't care how gay you think the relationship is, it has no relation to the sexuality of the one masturbating to it.

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>>386012321

>>386021323
if you're masturbating to homosexuals and then think "I KNOW, THIS WOULD BE BETTER WITH MORE DIIIIIIIIIIIIICK" you can't pretend you're somehow straight.
At least trapfags can argue its a feminine penis, futafags have no excuse.

>>386021278

No, the spectrum is the best explanation. I like the occasional anal pounding but I never want to kiss or date a guy.

>>386020848
I get immensely triggered by the "everyone is gay" ideology because arguing against it only results in "ur repressed gay" which is an argument that is only strengthened by attempts to refute it.

>>386021383
How can one man be so wrong.

>>386021253
>>386021113
>>386021107

Im not a fan of futa, but isn't futa just regular sex except the guy involved is an effeminate mess that took hormones to grow out fake tits and stuff?

If I had to categorize futa porn, I'd say it was straight porn. Really, really shitty straight porn

>>386021393
you're overthinking it.
if everyone is gay then everyone is straight also, which means homosexuals can control their preference and it's not natural at all.
This will make most retards backpedal.

>>386020613
This is literally fake news, all it was was that less than 50% chose 1 on the kinsey scale

>>386021383
Are you seriously trying to argue that a man watching two women fuck saying "I wish this was straight sex instead" is gay

>>386021253
In this world, if a real dick goes in a real vagina it isn't gay. There is no other way to slice it, sorry. Maybe in your faggy futa fantasy it isn't, but that's why they call it a fantasy. It stands to reason that any creature that has a penis (even a futa) would desire to stick it in a pussy and would be fully vindicated in doing so.

>>386021532
Wanting more dick is gay bro.

>>386021278
I'll take Kinseys research on it over your ged opinion

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>>386021385

So you like dick?
Then you fall into the 'I like dick' category, and thats fine.

Has nothing to do with who you'd kiss or want to date.

I go out on dates with my friends and I kiss my dog, doesn't mean I want to fuck my friend or my dog
If that makes sense

To me, for a man, it all comes down to whether you want another dick involved in your sex or not.

>>386021579
So what you're saying is the only way to REALLY be a straight man is to cut your dick off and go through life as a lesbian, so that your life has as few dicks as possible in it

>>386021585
(((Kinsey))) lmfao

>>386021585

>Trusting research on human sexuality from a man born in the 1800s

FACT: It's not gay if you dress up as a woman when you bang a guy

>>386021667
I never realized that lesbians were the straightest of us all. No wonder it is the purest form of love.

>>386021594
>I go on dates with my boyfriend all the time I'm not gay though

>>386021698
True, if you are actually a woman. Otherwise notsomuch.

>>386021667

This is the problem with associating a dick with gay

The only constant that makes sense is number of dicks.

One dick = Straight
Two or more dicks = Varying shades of gay

Obviously theres a different level of gay because I'd argue having a GuyGuyGirl threesome with your buddy, but having no sexual contact with your friend, is probably a lot less gay than two guys fucking each other, but the point still stands

>>386021728
No, only trans lesbians. Real women lesbians are the gayest possible women, and likewise can only be pure by getting a prosthetic dick. Actually, HUNDREDS of dicks, since the more dicks in a woman's sex life, the straighter she is. I'm talking, like, every organ, ever finger, all of it, all replaced with dicks. The furniture is dicks. Her car is dicks. It's all dicks.

>>386021698

It's gay.

>>386021695
His research has been built upon and refined over the years, it was the groundwork for our modern understanding of human sexuality, followed up on by masters and johnson and then others. the suggestion that sexuality is binary has been roundly disproven
>>386021668
>dude typing parentheses is an argument lmao

>/sp/ talks about sports
>/tv/ talks about television and movies
>/o/ talks about cars
>/v/ talks about what's gay and not gay

This board is the worst

>>386021820
threesomes are more cuck than gay.

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>>386021735

I was referring to taking my girl friends out on dates but thats kind of my point too yes.

If you can't take your bro out for coffee when you get out of the gym and have a nice afternoon together without wanting to fuck each other, are you really bros?

>>386021874
>/sp/ talks about sports
>/tv/ talks about television and movies
HAH

>>386021695
>>386021668
Kinsey being wrong doesn't make the headline any more accurate you mongoloids

>>386021820
Bitch can you not follow the fucking math. One dick is a certain 'accepted' level of straight, but more dicks is OBVIOUSLY gayer, and the more dicks involved, the gayer it is.

It's trivially obvious, then, that zero dicks is less gay than one dick.

It's also trivially obvious that if you chop your dick off, and then take it in the ass from a guy, only one dick is involved, so it's totally straight. Checkmate, athiests.

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>>386021874
>>/tv/ talks about television and movies
you have never been to /tv/

>>386021909

I agree

>>386021864

>it was the groundwork for our modern understanding of human sexuality

No, it was the groundwork for your opinion on human sexuality.

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>>386021950

>It's trivially obvious, then, that zero dicks is less gay than one dick.

Thats where the catch comes in. It loops back ground and becomes gay again because its two women

>It's also trivially obvious that if you chop your dick off, and then take it in the ass from a guy, only one dick is involved, so it's totally straight

This is true because no dick = not a man. Check mate dicklets

>>386021667
You have one dick. That is a fine amount of dick. Wanting two dicks is gay. You need to check your math.

>>386022180
>He wants one dick
GAAAAY

>>386022180
I'm checking my math, and if I cut off my dick, and then get fucked, that's just one dick, so it's not gay.

>>386022275
The dick in your genes is still there.

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>>386012321
>people getting upset about this like it wasn't the first preview of this enemy they showed in the trailer
>people crying that their porn is ruined as if this joke wasn't the whole reason they made the enemy

>>386022378
What "joke".
Like, "twerky" is a joke. It's a turkey that twerks. It's a bad joke, but it's a joke.
The farting isn't a joke. It's an action. A verb. It is neither setup nor punchline.

>>386006468
>>386006320
So THAT'S why Splat2 has loads of furshit

>>386022275
You might not have a dick in your hand, but you have one in your heart anon.

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>>385998870

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>>385998870
Holy shit

>>386022934
When did this meme start?

>>386006468
Well, all those disgusting creatures from the dawn of the internet did have to grow up eventually. One would hope that their tastes would have improved, but apparently not.

>>386022969
The Samurai Jack reboot was coming out soon and people were rewatching old Samurai Jack episodes. Someone saw this scene and since THICC was already a meme at the point it just came naturally.

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How do you unlock the villa and vampire job?

>>386006432
Looks like 2 balls

>>386014549
What a piece of shit

>>386023216
It's all in the end game content.
In other words clear the extra hard dungeons.
Good Luck Anon.

>>386023216
Vampire comes from a quest by a Vampire at Traveler's village. You can get it before the final boss.
Villa unlocks after beating final boss. Might as well mention that you get Elf after beating Galados Isle, it's a postgame area.

>>386022378
I wanna heck is rubbery butt

>>386024118
By final boss you mean Dark Lord or Darker Lord?

>>386024339
Darker Lord.

>>386000597
Make America Brap Again

>>385998703
Who is this guy

>>386025129
It's from a book for autists to learn how to read body language properly.

>>386020848
You'd be absolutely right. Being Bi, or if you don't care for words, just thinking both genders are hot is fine and cozy with me.

>>386025206
Sounds like it would be useful in the real world

>>386025581
Only 80% of communication between human beings is nonverbal (I.E. through body language), it's a meme.

>>386019749
The Captain Underpants movie was fucking fantastic.
>It didn't do well at the box office so we won't get a sequel though

>>386012062
>running nose
>no rubbing hands

>>386012321
>BRRRRRAAAAPPP poster being Nintendo employees confirmed
Holy shit

>>385998558
THIS was in Miitopia????
WHAT THE

>>386012062
>Donut Touchshroom
Fuck, I actually laughed at this.

>>386028174
It's a quasi Tomodachi Life sequel. It makes perfect sense for it to be in the game.

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>doing the fairy part right now
>starting to get pretty bored
Probably shouldn't have chosen tank, but at least I have a popstar so I can abuse human cannon without worrying about quarrels that much

>>385998870
Was this meant to be animate?

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>>386012321

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>>386014586
>Stinky Steve
>a minecraft novel with steve farting
>Miitopia
>an enemy that is a turkey with a huge ass that farts
>autism rate increases dramatically
>2100
>everyone on earth is autistic
>everyone faps publicly people farting
>this shit would be the norm

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I need a new game /v/, should I buy Miitopia or Half Genie Hero?

>>386014586
How would his flatulence issues get the best of him? Bowel cancer?

>>386032243
Miitopia

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>>386012321
I just woke up but maybe I'm still dreaming.

>>385994979
I want to not even I can be this big of a degenerate.

>>385994979
>Some guy literally put his fetish in
>It's okay though, he farts on you as a prank! It's funny for the kids!

You guys do realize this is only "Gross" because you're surrounded in the filth of the internet every day at every interval right?

A normal innocent functioning person wouldn't think twice of half the things you freaks do. Unlik you their minds aren't in the gutter 24/7.

So is the game any good?

>>386033012
It's like Tomodachi Life and Miitomo but in an RPG format.

>>386000597
We need to photoshop him to make him thicker

>>386017434
But anon, chao saga ended in a cliffhanger

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>>386012321
im speechless

>>386035138
>>386017434
fuck i jsut now remember this. did this seriously end in a fucking cliffhanger,did the anon never return?

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>>386012321

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>>385998870

>>386020848
This. If you fap to anything other than yuri you're gay as a dick is involved. Futa on female (as long as no balls) is as close as you can get to 'not gay' with a dick as possible. Still hella gay though. Oh and yuri with strap-ons is gay too. Just cause it's a coloured dick different to their skin doesn't mean it isn't a dick. So gay. Tentacles are gay too, they're shaped like dicks.

>>386012321
His anus is smiling?

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>TFW Vinny FINALLY streams it again as I'm out with mother getting work shoes for me.

I mean hey better than getting constant toe blister, but still...

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>>385994979
amerifat here can someone explain how twerking doesn't fucking bump shit right up to a T rating or isn't considered sexual you something you have fucking nu power puff girls being hypnotized and twerking, and now this

I don't understand

>>386038703

>Vinny's sage is Jesus

Oh man oh boy

More turkey

>>385994979
>inkling girls looking smug moving her hips left and right slowly when idle
>now this

nintendo isn't even being subtle anymore

>>386039156
New Power Puff girls normalized it, the girls did a twerking gag.

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>>386012321
why

>>386012321
>this is modern nintendo

>>385994979
Miitopia is legit the most fun RPG game I've had in a while though...

>>386039156
because it's a fucking bird

>Meme game
>Godlike OST

What the FUCK

>>386037973
>>386037973
Does that mean fapping to porn involving a male and a female makes me gay because there's a dick in it? I've always wondered this because honestly I would rather watch lesbian since there's not males and im not gay

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>>386012321

>>386006891
underrated

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>>385994979
T H I C C

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>>385998870

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>>386006891

>>386013523
lmao right? there's no goddamn way

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>Encounter an Abominable Snowman in a quest
>MC can't fucking say it right
>The battle starts
>Monster Name is just called Yeti
Had me a giggle.

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>>385998870

>>386012062
what is the title of this game? looks actually fun

BASED NINTENDO

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>>386012321

>>386042067
Miitopia

>>386012321
>that fucking jiggle
the fart shit ruins it but GOD DAMN SHE THICC

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>>386012321
WHO THE FUCK LET THIS HAPPEN?

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>>386006891

>>386022963
who is this lizard wizard?

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>>386012321

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>>386012321
Its real

>>385998870
I want some turkey now wtf.

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>>386012062
>Cactus Cool

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>>386012321
this shit needs to stop

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>>386012062
>running nose

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>>386012321
i was eating

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>>386012062
literally this

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>>386012321

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MBb1GPE0b4

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>>386012321
>neo-nintendo

>>386004936

Monster Hunter

>>386038703
>I missed the stream

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>>386042287
Toffee. A decent boy in a shit show.

>>386043204
>objectmon
>pikaclone
>pseudo legendary
>counterparts
>regional rodent and bird
Its amazing how accurate this is

>>386022378
source

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>>386006432
>>386006594
>there is some poor kid out there who's gonna develop a fetish from this

>>386012321

It's fucking real. Never thought I'd see the day Nintendo would pull this.

This thread had be laughing a solid 5 minutes straight.

>>386043897
>even more ticcfags
Kill me

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>>386012062

God damn the first one is adorable

>>386044035
>forgetting about the influx of fartfags that this will create

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>>386012062
>Bread

>>385998870
>http://imgur.com/a/WCE7h

So i'm the guy who drew that atrocity, i apologize, it awsn't me who uploaded that

>>386044334
bugs...lay off the carrots

I didn't know they made turkey Mc nuggies.

>>386045019
hold on a sec i didn't copy that link

>>386012062
Ice queen r34 when?

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>>386012321

>>386020848
I believe being gay is a choice and you should stop being a fag

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>>386012321
im dying

>>386044035
>implying there is something wrong with thicc
>implying the fartfags are not infinately worse

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>>386012321
I WARNED YOU. WE SHOULD HAVE KILLED BRAPPOSTING EARLY. THIS IS YOUR OWN FAULT.

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they know what they're doing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MBb1GPE0b4
>it's not fake

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>>386043204
>no Ass

>>386012321
i'm glad that Nintendo is pandering to my fetish

imma fixin to baste that turkey

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>>386047992

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>>386012321

>>386047992
>>386049613
I want her to nagag on my dick

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>>386050491

am i banned?

>>386050608
Yes

>>386050608
fuck you

>>385994979
>not a picture of whenever you kill it and it has its mouth wide open in a gaping hole

>>386043204
>shoe

>>386051763
i kind of want to see that

>>386012321
hmm...