Splatoon 2 Thread

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13610133
Do you squidbag, /v/?

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Slug hugs

>>385991305
no but I fucking want to start doing it if I get really good kills

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i wan't salmon run 24/7

>>385991305
only when someone does it to me or a teammate

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What are some respectable weapons in this game? I only want to use weapons I won't be called a faggot for.

>>385991337
Slug fugs

>tfw reached A- in RM
All I need is to rank up in TC (currently at B+) and I'll have all my ranks at A-.

>>385991543
Suction bombs only

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Marina is a BIG BULLY!

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>>385991305
based luna blaster

>>385991543
tri slosher

>>385991543
The Goo Tuber.
People won't think you're a faggot. Instead, they'll most likely think you're just retarded.

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Tower control at the C level is either pushing in the other teams shit OR getting your shit pushed in, little in between for me.

>>385991305
I do it when
>I kill someone who squidbags me
>I kill someone who has been killing me all game
>We're about to win a ranked match
>We've won Salmon Run
I don't do it every time I get a kill.

>>385991305
I only do it when I pull off a sick kill.

>>385991543
Use the Dynamo roller so I can get some free wins

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>>385991439
Foot faggots leave NOW

>>385991543
Inkbrush so you can destroy your finger and your trigger trying to get kills

nerf the octobrush

>>385991668

it's no different at the A ranks, about a third of the matches I play are over in a minute

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>>385991543
use the aerospray and then wait for 800 triggered posts

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Post your squids
Bonus points if yours has been drawn

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>>385991543
>respectable weapons

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i have a question, will you send me cute squids please thanks

Eat a dick Van, Ecko, CJ and last faggot. My guys were absolute trash, they couldn't even get a roller from afar.

>>385991543
>respectable weapons in this game
Honest answer, there's no real answer. Just pick whatever you want and have fun.
/v/ answer, if you choose anything other than the Goo Tuber you're a faggot who uses broken weapons to win

>>385991818
Squidboy tank tops are the best thing about the sequel.

>>385991818
I don't wanna bother with how they make you do screenshots

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>>385992072

>>385991818
Fucking slut

>>385991543
>Weapons that are good but are vanilla enough, have enough weaknesses, or require enough skill people won't call you cheap for using it
Dynamo Roller
Most Chargers
Regular Splattershot, MAYBE Tentatek
Dualies
Nozzlenoses
Splatlings
Splattershot Pro
Jet Squelcher
N-Zap '85
>Weapons that just kinda suck
Goo Tuber
Flingza Roller
Inkbrush

Be sure to correct by screaming about how some faggot killed you 10 times with one of these weapons

>>385991650
>>385991543

This or aerospray in ranked for the same reason

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why isn't sloshing machine coming back

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>>385991894

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>>385991818
squiddos

>>385991247
Can we stop having these gay ass threads like holy shit. For days straight the same thread over and over again where you parrot the same topics, you can enjoy the game without having to share this shit with everyone here. The majority of the people in these threads literally are just saying what they say in the thread before, and before, and before. Nothing new, so what's the point in having a thread in the first place.

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>>385991894

>>385992405
>/v/ not consisting of mainly reposts
Nu/v/, everyone.

>>385992405
Welcome to 4chan.

>>385992196
He's not a slut

>>385991337
Did you know human cum is salty?
I wonder if cumming inside or over her would melt her.

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>>385992405
>WHY ARE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT VIDEOGAMES REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Post your gear.

>>385992520
>>385992550
>I-it's okay because everywhere is l-like this!
Great argument

>>385992405
Fuck off these threads will be gone in like a month anyways
It's a new, popular game. of course there'll be threads to talk about it for a while.

>>385992309
He said cute

>>385991305
I do it all the time because more often than not, it makes the other person mad.

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I love her.

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>>385992276
why isn't bomb sniffer coming back

>>385992351
Is that Jerseydevil?

>>385992591
fatty

>>385992582
Way to misrepresent the argument

>>385992715

It's a regular large. I am a bit overweight though.

>>385992662
How do you know? You can't see them.

>>385991674
>I kill someone who has been killing me all game

This is the most pathetic time to do it.

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>>385991894

>>385992559
Sea slugs don't melt with salt like land slugs do. The sea is salty, you retard.

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>>385991818

>>385992764
I've played more than enough multiplayer games to know how people get when you taunt them. That's just how it is, man.

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>>385991818

Right here pal.

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>have work all day during splatfest weekend
>gonna stay up all night to get my snails

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>>385991724

>>385992623
Check out this newfag

>>385991818
IS someone going around drawing Squids?

>>385991818
Where do I go to get mine drawn?

>>385992243
Jet Squelcher is very fair but damn does it piss me off.

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>>385991894
Cute little brainwashed squids.

>>385991724
>next Splatfest is Pepe vs Froge
Who would you pick?

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excuse me

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>>385992908
yep go to /vg/ splatoon threads. I got mine done

>>385992964
You gave that the cringiest filename you could think of.

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>>385992706
I feel like I need bomb sniffer for autobombs more than ink mines. It's so hard to see those fuckers in the middle of battle.

I haven't seen any LEWD SQUID drawings in the plaza, maybe they're all Japanese

This is a really stupid question but how exactly do you put the rainmaker on the enemy point? I managed to do so earlier and I'm not sure how. Do you just have to climb up it?

Sorry, I just started playing.

>>385991439
Am I overreacting by feeling like pics and fetishes like this are rather dehumanizing? "I don't like that person but I like their feet." sounds...disingenuous.

Reminder that when you're using the Inkjet you can still enter squid form and hide in ink. I see too many people use it as a panic response or a pre-emptive defense while pushing the tower and then let it slip out from under them while they hover around ineptly. You can still push the tower or at least stop it from going back with inkjet activated.

>>385992908

He finished for today.

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>>385991894

thread reminder that if you joined team mayo, you are nothing but a degenerate furfag

>>385993134
you just get on top of it and it automatically puts it down yes

you can ink the pedestal for easy swims

>>385993134
Yep

>>385993052
Did I now?

>>385993134
>Do you just have to climb up it?
yes, but it's a lot easier if the pedestal is inked.

>>385993286
>>385993298

Thanks guys!

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post woomy feet

>>385993280
thread reminder that if you joined team ketchup, you are nothing but an underaged underfag

>>385993065
Exactly. And bomb spam is more powerful now with the removal of invincibility specials. I simply don't understand why they left it out.

>>385992712
Can't sleep

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>MFW seeing a lvl 30+ in turf war
Get out of here faget, this is for covering turf, not deathmatching like your ranked modes.

>>385993637
maybe some people just fucking enjoy turf war you fucking fuck

>>385993512
>Furfag detected, back into your oven.

>>385992908
>>385993031
>>385993260
I'll draw some squids.

>>385993637
You're the same retard from last night who thinks turf war has matchmaking, aren't you?

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>>385991894

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I am in desperate need of more of this.

>>385993726
Meant to specify that I'm not the person who drew those ones, though.

>>385993637
I like going into Turf War just for a couple quick rounds that don't actually matter.

>>385993637
I'm 28 and go into Turf War all the time, and you actually can't stop me.

>>385993637
It's for grinding the splatfest shirt, and grinding in general for freshness bonuses
It's also fun to play a little no-stakes game after ranked and plow a bunch of retards/children while trying out new weapons

>>385993968
Squads are better for grinding the shirt. If you have a drink ticket active, it's 2 games to level if you get at least one win.

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>>385991894

>>385994183
Oh now we're getting somewhere

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>>385994183

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>>385994183
She's so nice.

>>385991305
When I get the entire enemy team or at least 3/4 of it so I can have an audience.

>>385993968
This, unless you suck ass at Ranked or squads, it takes 4 matches reach and only 2 in other modes if you win once.

>Goo Tuber is just a shitty charger
>Flingza is a shitty Dynamo Roller

WELL DONE SPLATOON DEV TEAM. THE TWO NEW WEAPONS NOT NAMED DUALIES AND YOU FUCKED THEM UP HARDCORE.

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>>385991894

>>385992405
How new are you?
We've been having the same Dark Souls threads for YEARS now. God forbid anyone talks about a different game.

>>385994518
>We will never have art like this again
Fucking furfags

>it's another Moray Towers episode
Worst fucking map in the game.

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>>385991894

>>385993782
>callie loses the final splatfest of splatoon 1
>the result actually played a part in the making of the plot for splatoon 2
>callie is given this amazing new outfit, a remix of her solo song, and character development; becomes the final boss
>marie doesnt change at all, the entire plot is about rescuing callie
did mariefags eternally BTFO themselves by tryharding the last splatfest? callie came out of that loss with way more shit going for her than marie

>>385994629
I'd take furries over pedophiles any day.

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>>385993262
but why

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>>385994629
Nice meme, thanks for playing

Is Salmon Run live yet?

>>385994724
I liked Marie's role given that she also has a new outfit and more than three lines. Having her as the mentor was fun, because she was clearly bad at it. Also
>character development
lmao let's not stretch things here.

Is the Splash-O-Matic good? Main weapon seems like an Aerospray that can actually kill but I'm not really feeling the sub and special.

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>>385994724
Marie remains pure and gets the entire single player campaign's worth of dialogue. Callie is literally branded as an Octo slut and you can't even find her anywhere in game but the final boss and her amiibo.

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Can someone photoshop Pearl into this? You know what to do.

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ketchup cucks in few days

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>>385991894

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>>385994724
Imagine still being this salty about losing.

>>385994942
But you just posted a picture of Pearl.

>>385994725
furfag detected

>>385994775
Knowing that you can use the buttons for dither effecs as well as people using doodle printers makes some of these pictures look not as impressive as they used to, they still look good and probably had a lot of work put into them, but there are shortcuts for those harder aspects.

>>385995120
He said cuties, not feet.

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>you will never be able to lazily slosh around in your own bodily fluids

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>>385991439
>>385992876

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>>385992810
how do you take these selfie pics?

>>385991543
Splattershot Pro. Absolute garbage weapon outclassed by every other weapon that has similar range. No one will rag on you for using it.

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>>385995252
but feet are super cute anon

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>>385991305
Can't believe im the only one to choose the last option

>>385993726
I would ask if I had a microSD card to get my squid off my Switch.

Fuck Twitter, I want Miiverse screenshots back.

>>385995410
Get an amiibo.

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>playing Tower Control earlier
>suddenly there's a fucking HUGE thunderstorm
>internet connection goes on the fritz and I disconnect
>get dropped down to C+ after sitting in the Bs for over a week
Holy shit, I might as well be playing with babies. And I thought the teams I was getting in B rank were bad.

>>385995335
It's not even sloshing, it's more like they melt into the ink Vaporeon-style. Must be rad.

Why am I so good at this game? My team always drags me down fuck it

>be aerospray user
>my millions of curling bombs don't kill the enemy
When's it getting buffed?

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>>385995473
wait did they really block that feature and saving a loadout by a paywall?

>>385993637
Saw lv 41 2 times now
Like HOW THE FUCK did you manage this in 2 weeks

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sup

my brother is in the otherside of the map

>>385995541
It's because they are 12 anon

>>385995429
Nah man they gross.

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>>385995680
well we all like different things anon. I like ketchup, others like mayo. I think marina is cute, and pearl is a shit. i hope you have fun playing splatoon 2.

>>385992918
/vg/

>>385995679
Damn, they must be traumatised getting destroyed by 30 years old Dudes

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>>385993726

>>385995806
Anon, more of those feet. Also, ketchup, mustard and mayonnaise together is the best choice.

>>385995473
How do i do it with an amiibo can the old ones not do it?

It looks fun, will people still be playing this by like September? Probably when I'll get around to getting a switch.

>>385995973
If they didn't want me to crush these children into oblivion, they shouldn't have added in the Tri-Slosher.

>>385995664
Pearl is exclusively for bullying.

>>385996050

Splatoon 1 amiibos work in splatoon 2.

>>385995984
Poor pure squidboy on the right is being tempted by the promiscuous city boy on the left.

>>385996054
I'm pretty sure even the first Splatoon still has an active userbase, plus the only new competition 2 will have on the online front in September is Pokken Tournament DX, so you should be fine.

>>385991305
Does squidbagging when I pleased with myself in PvE count?

>>385995806
Nah man they gross

>>385996093
>getting banned for posting relevant images
Some fucked up mods.

>>385996093
>literally admitting to ban-evading
jesus christ, you are retarded

>>385996054

If the first game is any indication, yes

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>>385996382
oh no, how will i ever get un banned.

How do you unlock the hero weapons?

>>385996442
Do every level with one weapon to unlock that weapon. Have fun with Octo Shower. Brella can't be unlocked till the non hero one comes out though.

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>>385991668
>C rank tower control earlier today
>back and forth all game
>enemy team passes 2nd checkpoint with 20 seconds on the clock
>our team somehow wipes them
>get on the tower with seconds to spare
>ride the tower all the way back to their base in overtime
>win by 5 pts
HOLY SHIT

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>>385996093
I love those two squid ladies so much. I know Pearl and Marina are the new hotness and they're great, but seeing this just makes me happy they exist.

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I'm almost lvl 18 and i havn't played ranked yet. But i have today and tomorrow off so maybe i'll give it a shot if the kids/wife give me a break. What exactly am i getting in to so i don't fuck it up and bring my team down?

Did they ever bother to explain why evolved cephalapods are using their camouflage capabilities to spend most of their lives looking like primates? Did early inkling civilization discover human ruins, decide they were gods, and then taking on their appearance became baked into the culture?

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>>385996728
>primates

>>385996678
How did you play enough to get to 18 without playing any ranked modes? Did it not wear thin at all for you?

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What have I gotten myself into?

Splat Zones is incredibly unfun garbage, when is this shit gamemode being removed?

>>385997101
Show that ching chong who is in command

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>>385997059
well my son plays most of the time while i'm at work. he's 14 doesn't bother with ranked, just turf war cause he likes it.

>>385997174

I won by 1 percent.

>>385997107
I thought that too until I became proficient at it
Humpback Pumptrack and Moray Towers suck on it though I'll give you that

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>>385991894
zelda squid!

>>385997296
Damn, what were they using?

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>>385994278
>>385995410

>>385994724

>Marie gets new clothes, but classy ones instead of turboslut attire
>Gets two new themes, Low Tide and Girl from Inkopolis
>Is with you the entire single player making the bad puns she loves
>Noscopes Callie in the final boss then inserts her song in phase 2

Dunno pal I'm pretty satisfied myself.

>>385997414

A sniper of some kind, I had the Tentatek Splattershot.

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>>385997412
Crossover squids are the cutest.

Do they usually release new content during or after splatfests?

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>>385997465
You forgot

>she thinks you're cute

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>reach S rank in Splatoon 1
>both teams are incredibly competent and know exactly what they're doing

>reach S rank in Splatoon 2
>my team never knows what the fuck to do
>almost always get overpowered by the enemy team in the first 20 seconds and get KO'd
>somehow lose 3v1 matchups regularly

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAPPENED AND WHY CAN'T I WIN A SINGLE FUCKING GAME IN RANKED

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>>385992405
>aving these gay ass threads like holy shit. For days straight the same thread over and over again where you parrot the same topics, you can enjoy the game without having to share this shit with everyone here. The majority of the people in these threads literally are just saying what they say in the thread before, and before, and before. Nothing new, so what's the point in having a thread in the first place.

... fuck you, ill do what I want and there's literally objectively nothing you can do about it.
You hate that don't you? Just sitting there having people talk about things that they have fun with.

Oh yes, just let it fester in there. People enjoying something and there's just absolutely , objectively literally nothing you can possibly do to prevent it. You just read them posting and have a good time. Its just getting under your skin.

why can't you have a good time? You think to yourself. You just keep getting more and more angry. You want to take your frustration out on them, but no. You are literally helpless. You just keep reading on and on.

Look at them enjoying so much of what you absolutely despise. But theres nothing you can do. You could turn off 4chan, but no, you just wait, and keep reading. Over and over people having fun while you are helpless and a worthless human. And now your life is lesser, because of your pathetic weakness .

Awooo~ :D

>>385997667
People actually want a Switch, so more people are buying it and therefore the pool of players is larger. And shittier.

>>385997543
Cute!

>>385996539
Even the levels that force you to use a certain weapon the first time around?

>>385997823
yes

it is as bad as it sounds

>>385997716
Was it autism?

>>385997619

BACK OFF TIM I MEAN IT

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Has this ever happened to you|?

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>>385991305
it's called a SEABAG

you fucking morons

>>385997870
What the fuck. That's awful.

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WOOMY

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>>385997932
>tfw even girls get more pussy than you

>>385997937
Luckily I am autistic enough to want to get 100% anyway so it was easy for me

>>385997932
Is there a single person on Earth this hasn't happened to at least once?

>>385998040

It happened to me when I went to see The Dark Knight in theaters.

>>385997932
>He hasnt learned that squidboys belong with other squidboys

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>>385997543

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>>385997936
It's squidbag, and it's been settled twice.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13516667/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/13586978/r

DEAL WITH IT

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>>385997789
They really are.

>>385998325

I wish Shen did porn again.

>>385998325
Tentacruel>>Octillery

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>>385998239
This anon knows what's up

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>>385991894

>>385998401
those polls were CLEARLY rigged

IT'S SEABAG!!!!

END OF RINE

_______________ <=== RINE END HERE

>>385997382
>thinks he's proficient
>doesn't like Humpback or Moray SZ

>>385998586
seabag is objectively better and is way more clever, but squidbag has already caught on. its been the term for a long time anon, its over

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I wish I could kill all of you pedophile faggots

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We need art of the bands.

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>>385998710
>tfw

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>>385998491
Inkay > all

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>>385998473

>>385998710
See >>10805262 and >>10805288
It's going to be a thing.

>>385998780
good.

I want to talk about this game. not see a bunch of sexualized CHILDREN

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>>385998757

Alright kids, now murder that defensless little pest before it gets a chance to grow up. A bonus to whoever puts it down!

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>>385998710

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>>385991894

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>>385998890
死ね

>>385999009
report all feetfags

kill all feetfags

>>385998689
It's not even clever, since inklings can't even live in the fucking sea. Seabag is a forced meme, while squidbag is an actual meme.

>>385998473
>squid onee-san
MY EVERYTHING!

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Marie confirmed best girl

>>385991543
Fuck respectable, go carbon roller.
>pssh nothin personell squiddo
>*ninja squids behind you*

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>>385998735
I drew this on miiverse a long time ago

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>>385999136
That was confirmed since day 1, the final splatfest of the first game just reaffirmed it.

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>>385999078
i wish i was raised in the tumblr age. i wish i could get instantly triggered by a picture or some text.

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>>385995479
>octolings using tentateks

>>385998861
http://www.inquisitr.com/2709539/japanese-company-produces-lifelike-child-sex-dolls-for-pedophiles/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gJ6KxVrx4Y

>>385999269
kill all feetfags

>>385995410
What is this and how can I do it to my gf

>>385999136
Anon that's literally a legal fact in Splatoon land.

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post more squids in tights
delicous camel toe

>>385998473

Why isn't this a hairstyle

Wy didn't Nintendo just copy some of the several hairstyle ideas from fanart? It's not like they're copyrighted.

Who
>too scared to start story mode because you can finish it in a couple hours
here?

>>385991247
Please help, /v/. I'm having a hard time picking between using my go-to in-game name or my nickname.

>>385999269
Show more feet. Squids have good feet.

>>385999367
I would have been perfectly okay if they added no new clothes and instead tons and tons of hairstyles

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>>385999335
dumpin the CUTEST feet as requested by anon here

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>lose every game in S rank
>drop back down to A+
>finally start winning games

GOOD I'M FUCKING GLAD I'M FREE FROM YOU ASSHOLES

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>>385993182
They aren't even good feet pics to begin with. That guy's just posting them for the sake of grossing people out.

>>385999464
kill all feetfags

>>385999009
I don't care about the feet, but her face in the first panel honestly makes me want to vomit
Something about it looks so fucking awful

>>385999520
It's the lips.

>>385999567
Yeah, maybe that's it

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>>385999518

>>385999547
murder feetfags in cold blood

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Why do people think its ok to inkbag on a kill? Thats just rude

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>>385999309

>>385999643
disembowel all feetfags and choke them with their own intestines

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>>385999684
>inkbag

SEABAG

>>385999684
Because fuck you that's why.

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>>385998617

>>385999684
I just booyah instead, fun to get some back.

>all this grinding I'm going to have to do to have good gear
fug

>>385999684
>>385999749
It's squidbag you dumb fucks.

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>>385991894
Here you go kid.

>>385998617
>>385999772
fags

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>>385999643
Why do the faces get more grotesque with each post. At least post pics with good feet.

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HOW THE FUCK DO I WIN THIS PIECE OF SHIT KIDS GAME

RANKED MODE IS HELL

>>385999684
Because there is noting you can do to prevent them from doing it, and also it makes people mad. Of course people will keep doing it.

I can imagine if it gains notoriety to a big enough extent, Nintendo might do something to fix it. Like disable the submerge - reemerge animation if you keep hammering ZL or some shit, so they can prevent 6 years olds being triggered. Anything to protect muh childerns.

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>>385999823
>took a couple hours to reach level 10
>took a couple hours to reach level 11

kill me

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>>385999830
Well, yes

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>>385999830

>>385999845
kill footniggers

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>that scroll that shows you what militant Inkling adults look like
They look like fucking JoJo characters.

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Has Splatoon 2 finally became a meme again? Just like in 2015?

>>385999845
wow that pic is sexy as hell

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Post more squid boys

>>385999684
It's funny because it's not the fact that you're squidbagging that's pissing people off, it's the fact that you took the effort to mash a button repeatedly to show dominance instead of just continue playing the match.

>>385999997
Damn, who got >>386000000

>>385999996
kill foot fags

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>>386000025
nice

>>386000025
enjoy your vacation

>>386000025

Ah yeah

>>385999905
gimme the sauce pls

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>>385995503
My boy, I keep saying Vaporeon is like the most killer mon. Because it can turn into water, enter someones body, then fucking reform and kill anything.
Shits brutal as fuck.

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>>385998608
>>385998519
>>385998725
>>385998750
One thing I didn't realize I missed until now was the sweet art between the first game's boy and girl squids. It was so cute. There doesn't seem that much of it with the new ones in 2.

>>385998843
Now this is more like it.

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>>386000119
>>385996093
>>385996382

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>>385999871
On on hand i'd love this.
On the other it'd kill squid parties

>>386000279
>discord.gg/8ywuYm
Fuck you shill

>>385999401
You can switch between the two whenever you feel like. Go wild.

>tfw I can't enjoy Splatoon threads anymore because feet spam
At least I can filter each image MD5 with 4chan X. There can't be more ugly feet pics out there, r-right?

>>385999878
It doesn't really matter how long it takes to get to a certain level anon. Level means fuck all right now with all the former splatoon 1 players just starting the game.

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>It took me forever to realize that people here called splat dancing "Squid bagging" except for that one dude

>>386000337

this one's better, thanks.

>>386000374
you just jinxed it

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>people actually picked mayo
fucking disgusting

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>>386000416
>splat dancing

First time ever hearing that

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>>386000569
Fuck you mayo is good you squigger

>>385999613
>>385999514
POTTERY
O
T
T
E
R
Y

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>>386000719
only fatties and furries eat mayo

>>386000416

>Squidbagging

Easier to say flopping imo.

>>386000569
Ketchup is literally for children.

>>386000719
im surprised nobody has done a gintama reference, i guess the mayo team is nothing but furfags normies

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>>385999613
unf

Marina and Pearl's music is better than Callie and Marie's desu