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Another interview is here; now with the Lullaby for Gods animator.

>Do you have a personal message you’d like to relay to all the Homestuck and Hiveswap fans out there?
I know. You don’t think I know, but I know. I’m there too.

http://whatpumpkin.tumblr.com/post/163734318040/its-time-for-todays-hiveswap-development-team
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>>385980605
Quality start
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So basically they don't have anything to show so they post these interviews with literally whos to keep fans at bay.

Quality backer management right there, I gotta say.
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>>385980041
>the Lullaby for Gods animator.
The what?

Animation in that gif looks pretty good, I guess. Could use more inbetweens.
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>>385981418
Also animated the anime ending to the comic
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>>385981418
They literally switched from 3D to 2D for budget, more likely to happen as a mod than oficially.
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>>385981686
Well the King's Quest guys ran off with the cash, whatcha gonna do.
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>>385980868
I have more
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>>385982543

I still can't believe there was a NDA around this and they can't just come out and say "hey these assholes fucked us because we're retarded and can't protect our assets/made the mistake of trusting people with money"
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>>385982543
They ran off with 700k at most. Remember the first episode was pratically done and theres more higher up incompetency than we know for now.
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>>385982543
>>385982684
>>385982698
I think ipgd was just lying, or maybe Hussie misled her. I think Hussie just fucking sucked at being a producer and the the Odd Gentlemen just severed ties because he sucked too much. There's literally no proof they stole anything.
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>>385982669
Clouds have nothing to do with memes
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>>385982669
>mfw it's been so long I can't remember the jokes anymore
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Never happening and I'm okay with that.
Homestuck ended as trash and with Hiveswap's writers, it will continue as trash.
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>>385984823
Despite the inevitable failure its good to see the art people made for the game.
And maybe months from now some employee anonmously leaks the beta, who knows? Id like to see why it changed.
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CHECK YOUR EMAIL
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Poor Toby Fox
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eri
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>>385985942
din did nothing wrong
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>>385986065
>>385985942
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*wwalks into thread*
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>>385986115
Echoes of shitposting.
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Eridan was an interesting troll that was shafted for no reason.
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>>385982669
is that fucking loss in the clouds
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Canonically, which Homestuck characters AREN'T gay?
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>>385986337
John.
That's it.
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>>385980041
Is, is that Homestuck?
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>>385986337
John
And Dad of course. Trolls don't have sexuality i think
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>>385985924
Hes the musician we need but not the musician we deserve.
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>>385986337
John, Dad Egbert, Mom Lalonde
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You know that one fad you think is going to last for the rest of your life but fades just like any other? Maybe the younger generation won't catch on, but people of this generation would hold onto forever but low and behold fades into obscurity? Homestuck was that for me.
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Are we going to rewrite A6 or not
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>>385985924
Huh?
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>>385987416
>every con
evaluate
Also you're just bumping this thread.
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>he didn't even sage
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>>385986638
It's not for me because I know teens still fucking read this beyond all reason.
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post classics
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>>385986271
What was the point of the angels on his planet?
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>>385987890
Consorts, but he thought they were enemies because Lord English is considered an angel, and he's the Grim Reaper to trolls.
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>>385988025
What was their association with Hope?
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>>385988089
I don't know, or I can't remember, they just are.
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nice comics
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>>385987890
>>385988025
Consorts are not part of the planets name, see LOFAF. Eri was supposed to help or free them but hes a nigger who thought they were enemies.
Angels are the enboidment of hope.
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>>385988089
I guess it just is the case hope=angels, hard to say why without resorting to fan classpect theories
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>when BKEW finally realized Hussie wasn't going to pull off the ending and his hope died so he went on a giant rant
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>>385988448
It just seemed strange when the other consorts were just random animals.

Oh well, I guess we'll find out in Hiveswap (Coming out in 2014).
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>>385988396
i'd probably think they're enemies too
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>>385988256
thanks
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>>385988256
thanks
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>he never subscribed to the best gaming magazine of all time
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>>385989000
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>>385988454
>I can’t think about Homestuck canon at all yet without this angry, anxious feeling welling up in my gut and forcing me to chant “don’t think about it” to myself in my head like an insomniac warding off night terrors. Which is a pretty fitting thing to say when I CAN’T SLEEP. It’s past five AM and my lights have been off for hours and I was tossing and turning sleeplessly in bed, and now I’m writing a teeth-gritting comment about Homestuck on my blog again just to let off some steam, because shit about the unresolved, pointless state of most of canon keeps occurring to me and making me want to eat my pillow.
>What can I do? Up my medication dosage??
months later
>THESE SNAPS ARE ALL SUPER CUTE
>SU classpects
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>>385986337
John "Put the Fags in Bodybags" Egbert
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>>385989000
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Back when it was fun(?).
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>>385988610
>playing video game
>creature is nigh impossible to fucking kill because it's a friendly npc
>kill it harder
God fucking dammit eri.
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>>385989415
fixed t b h
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>>385989415
>people thought skipping to Act 5 was in any way acceptable
>people thought skipping the pesterlogs was acceptable.
That's literally worse than skipping to Book 3 in Song of Ice and Fire AND skipping every line of dialogue.

Homestuck's post Act 5 fanbase was the worst.
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>>385989697
I knew a guy on a forum who just watched the flashes and complained he was confused. Like you can't make this shit up.

That's like picking up an FF game and not doing any gameplay. Just watching all the FMVs and complaining that the story was disjointed.
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>>385986065
Shouldn't it be nofin wrong?
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>>385989697
Yes Tumblr fans are the worst. Literally everyone knows that Act 2-4 are the best.
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>>385989619
Reminder that even if Hiveswap does come out, it's due to the miracle of Radiation creating one of the most successful indie games ever.

This is the best possible timeline for Hussie.
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>>385989890
I sure hope Toby isn't funding this, what a waste of money.
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>>385990036
Hes making some music if thats what you mean. Or he already did, we still dont know how is the team's schedule.
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Who thought the sharkjump point for wasn't any of the earlier acts, and not even act 5 or hivebent, but just sliiiiightly after ministrife?

Feels like dangling plotlines were either explained in the laziest most non-mindblowing way possible, or just ignored altogether.

Karkat's character was completely obliterated and even retroactively made to be LAMER with that denizen reveal.

Thank god I was like the only reader not actually interested in Denizens because holy shit what a disappointment

And the most godawful part being Vriska coming back and not (Vriska) one-upping her and being the hero. Like holy shit why?
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>we will never see Alt-Calliope as the final villain
>we will never see Karkat learn to become a leader
>we will never see Terezi discover her relationship with Vriska was bad for everyone
>we will never see Vriska stay dead after [S] Flip
>we will never see the true plans of the Horrorterrors or Skaia
>we will never see Dave learn to become a hero
>we will never see the kids pose as a team
>we will never see Equius fire an unbreakable bow
>we will never see the legendary Cherubic weapon Zillywen
>we will never see John happy again
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>>385990397
>we will never see rose play the rain
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>>385990357
>Thank god I was like the only reader not actually interested in Denizens because holy shit what a disappointment
I waited like five years for him to get back to the fucking planetary quests. He even set up Jane's in that one Flash game but nothing came from it. God damn it.
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>>385990397
>we will never see John happy again
John is Hussie's real self insert. Homestuck ruined both their lives and both their dads died.
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>>385990357
(Vriska) was just the most pointless thing imaginable. No wait, this is Homestuck, there's probably dozens of characters more pointless.

The point of Vriska's character was that she needed to realize it was bad that she kept bossing around other people and needing to be the star, but then she ended up saving the day by bossing around all the characters and being the star.

I agree the story was completely unsaveable by some point in Act 6. The Alpha kid part was slow and a little boring, but it could have turned out OK (it didn't).
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>>385990397
Homestuck was a mistake
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>>385990546
Fuck, I forgot about that one. Rose used to be my favourite character up until Cascade.

The only characters I really enjoyed from start to finish were Eridan, Equius, and Caliborn (ignoring Lord English and Arquiussprite since they were fusions).

>we will never see WV again, only The Mayor
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how could Collide be so fucking good but Act 7 be so god damn awful?
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>>385991130
I thought Collide sucked too. Very boring cinematography. It was mostly a static camera angle focusing on fights that went too fast. I only saw it once though.
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>>385991525
read that again slugger
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>>385991525
>>385991595
nevermind I get what you mean now
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John is literally, LITERALLY the only good character left in the comic.

Also the only non-gay.
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>>385991731
all of the characters that died pre act 6 got off lucky
you're right, john is the only one that was alive the whole time and stayed good
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>>385991525
I think while I was waiting on a Strife battle of that scope since literally act 1, Cascade is still my favorite.

Besides action, there was a lot of the plot moving forward in Cascade, and Collide well couldn't move anything forward since it was at the end.

>>385991731
>>385991870

Roxy never sucked tho
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>>385992129
Cohen ruined Roxy. Despite even Hussie setting her up with John, Cohen decided to make her a lesbian pedophile.
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>>385992129
She dropped John for a gross green skeleton "cinnamon roll" so I'm a bit angery at her.
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>intermission one is the best of homestuck
I can't believe I skipped it at first
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Caliborn did nothing wrong
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>>385992493
The only "wrong" thing he ever did was cure his multiple personality disorder, which isn't wrong at all.
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Still the 8est
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>>385992461
I can't believe you did, either, you fucking faggot
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>>385992991
It seemed so unimportant at the time.
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>>385993056
fag
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Second episode when
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>>385993056
Nothing in Homestuck is ever important once you notice Hussie is just leaving plot points hang around so he can pull them whenever he feels like. Then he takes two years off and forgets everything he set up so we get a shit ending.
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>>385992493
The only good thing to come out of Arc 6, I don't know how there are still people that dislike him.
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Who is the biggest JUST in Homestuck?
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>>385993559
Hussie himself. He counts because he is character and he also blew all the Kickstarter money in the comic.
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>>385993559
gamzee. he was locked in a refrigerator until the end because nobody, not even hussie, knew what to do with him anymore
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I was making a romhack of SM64 with joey and im afraid itll come before the actual game.
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Which girl has the flattest chest?
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>>385994241
meenah
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>>385994241
aren't they all kids? The better question is which one has the biggest chest!
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>>385994563
They're all 20 now.
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>>385994563
>which one has the biggest chest!
the condesce
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It's good to see that despite the clusterfuck it became, John was the best character all the way.

Also, SB&HJ is a timeless classic.
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>>385994901
He's the best by virtue of being the only one that didn't become a fucking snowflake.
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>>385994563
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>>385989820
>>That's like picking up an FF game and not doing any gameplay. Just watching all the FMVs and complaining that the story was disjointed.

its a lot worse than that.
its like playing mgs4 but not watching the cutscenes.
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I dont give a shit about this, post Midnight Crew or Cosplaying sluts
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MAKE HER A MEMBER OF THE MIDNIGHT CREW
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>>385995361
I'll see you later.
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>>385995361
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>tfw enjoyed Act 6 just for Caliborn being Caliborn, John not understanding causality fuckery, and Equius retaining even a modicum of relevancy after the other trolls got disposed of
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>>385993559
Jake, without question
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>>385995608
>>385996059

MORE
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>>385994634
What have they been doing for so many years? I havent read it all.
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>>385996426
gay sex and destroying the patriarchy
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>OP isn't immediately banned for making a homestuck thread on /v/

This place is truly dead.
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>>385996426
There was a 3 year gap between Cascade and the Beta kids arriving in the post-scratch session so everyone is 16 at that point, then Collide happens, then the epilogue covers the next few years until they're all 20
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>homestuck
That's the show with the retarded community that thinks they're hard but cried over the the raids, isn't it?
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>>385996619
>That's the show
Nope.
>with the retarded community
Yep.
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>>385996480
Homestuck, and I mean the comic itself, is more of a game than most walking simulators. I'm not defending either, but if the rules allow threads about Gone Home than they should allow threads about Homestuck.
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>>385996480
It's a Hiveswap thread.
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Hussie deserves his failure.
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>>385996391
Alright
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I've never experienced a work of media who's ending sequence was so bad it made me hate almost everything I enjoyed about it retroactively.

It's inconceivable that something could fuck up so bad at the end. I wouldn't have believed it had it not gone through it.
How could someone like hussie, who builds up this air of snarky smug intellectualism, go with literally the dumbest plotline, an in story fucking retcon that magically fixes all the problems? Old hussie would have ripped the shit out of someone for using this concept to patch up a story I feel.

It's been ages now and I should get over it, but I'm still mad.
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>>385994241
I'ma go with Fef. Something tells me she's like the only one to have not hit troll puberty. Mebbe Nepeta.

>>385994563
Gotta be Aranea or Jane. Meenah makes multiple references to her tits flopping all over the place when she's jumping around in a frenzy because she's upset.

Jane canonically at least has a fat ass and it's likely because she's Mei-tier thicc since she spends all her time cooking and her hobbies don't include many physical activities. Then again, she's described close to her intro as having a pipsqueak-like voice so maybe she's smol with a fat ass.
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>>385980041
>tumblr garbage for 12 year old emo retards
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>>385996984
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>>385997109
I want to believe it was the longest con in the history of webcomics but I know he just thought he was being clever
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>>385997109
He got corrupted by tumblr, plus it's been like five years and he probably just wanted to get the fucking thing done.
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Defend this "man"
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>>385997186
Don't bother, people here who've actually read Homestuck hate it more than you possibly could.
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>>385997283
His younger self was cool.
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>>385997109
>How could someone like hussie, who builds up this air of snarky smug intellectualism, go with literally the dumbest plotline, an in story fucking retcon that magically fixes all the problems?

Andrew actually thinks
>tfw two smart for actually finishing a narrative
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>>385997283
His lips are outrageous
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>>385997283
He made Problem Sleuth and that makes everything else he did perfectly fine with me. PS was the best shit in webcomic history. Even if Homestuck started shitting itself around act 5 part 2, Problem Sleuth is good and always will be good.
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>people got into homosuck
>in the same world that gunshow, nedroid, riceboy, electric retard, perry bible fellowship and pictures for sad children inhabit.
Shit taste is a mistery to me.
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>>385997283
>RBC
There's just no hope.
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>>385997283
he looks like a fish
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>>385997283
he's not completely awful
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>>385997283
He's not Hitler
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Did homestuck end? I only read up to act 2 before it became too convoluted
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>>385997426
>implying they weren't into all of those too
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>There will never be an actual SBURB game
Don't give me that "SBURB is supposed to be a parody of adventure games" argument either. It stopped being a parody when Hussie's worldbuilding game went off the charts.
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>>385997510
>Did homestuck end?
In the same way crashing your car is considered braking, yes.
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>>385997510
It did, but it took multiple breaks for it to get a mediocre ending that left almost everyone unsatisfied.
It would have been better to end the entire thing with End of Act 5 and just let people imagine how it went.
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>>385997047
>you met a shit ton of girls like this into homestuck
>they were all crazy and super horny
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>>385997426
homestuck just happened to become a tumblr meme before the other comics did
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>>385997549
Alternate between playing the Sims and EarthBound.
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>>385997283
https://youtu.be/6039ItCSSbw?t=236
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>>385997549
>not playing SBURB through tabletop games
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>>385997510
>end
I guess the credits rolled but I wouldn't call it an ending
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>>385997664
It's not the same...
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Just thinking about the snaps makes me mad
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>>385997582
>Met multiple horndog homestuck cosplayers at cons and managed to bang a couple of them once I realized they were just as beta as me
For as awful as the fanbase is, those cosplays still get me hard as diamonds despite them not even being that explicit.
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>>385997510
>Too much for him only by Act 2
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>>385997510
It's over and you are a better person for not reading it.
Literally any point that might have held mystery or intrique or built tension gets straight up, unapologetically retconned and the good guys get an easy win with the final bad guy dealt with offscreen and saccharine happy gay tumblr ending because fuck you.
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>>385997415
From the creators of The Matrix
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>tfw rose was the hot one all along and you never saw it
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>>385997415
Dont forget AIDS and his old shit. Its a shame artists have the "delete old stuff syndrome", you never recover from tumblr forgetting your past.
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Homestuck was so ambitious, the first chapters were wonderful, the worldbuilding, the simple but fun characters, the banter and chemistry. It all had an unique style that so far hasn't been emulated or repeated.
Then Act 6 came. Then the hiatus came, and Hussie just forgot. He forgot how to write, how to draw, how to be funny. He just stopped. I genuinely have no idea about what the fuck happened to him that just made him shit the bed. The comic became a convoluted joke, the characters became walking tumblr stereotypes and the whole thing just started to become a tumblr pandering fest. It's really sad.
>We will never explore the nature of Sburb fully
>There will never be an actual Sburb game
Feels bad man.
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>>385997821
>from the producers of-
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>>385997853
>bedroom eyes and black lipstick

how gay are you to not see this?
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>>385997853
>and you never saw it
Speak for your fucking self
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>>385997956
I came in looking for hot aliens because I was told there were hot aliens.

Rose was like the naked lady in the middle of the room when you're supposed to be searching for something else. You kind of ignore it but then leave and go "what the fuck was that chick naked?"
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>>385997664
>tfw no one to do this with
it actually sounds fun
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>>385997547
>being into Gunshow or Pictures for sad children
>still being into homosuck after that
Does not compute.
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>>385997664
Tabletop games will never be as good for SBURB as vidya could. A huge part of SBURB is the fact that the players spend a lot of time apart doing their own things, or forming temporary groups. That's not something you really want to do in a tabletop. You'd also be really limited as far as max players go; no real chance at a 24 player session.

Sadly we don't really have the procedural generation that would be necessary to make a game, it would have to be several steps beyond Dwarf Fort even.
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>>385997931
You're forgetting that at least half of Act 6 was fucking shadow written by Cohen
Hussie shit the bed, but he didn't shit it alone
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>>385997853
Rose is the most sexual character, followed by Aradia. And this is coming from a Roxyfag.
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>>385998096
Homestuck is an entirely different thing man. All of the examples you posted are strips or SOL stuff, Homestuck's more like a novel with pictures.
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>>385997853
By the time the kids didn't register for me as "kids" and started shipping and talking about sex and shit, so many other female characters were introduced that I forgot to sexualize Rose as I read
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I really like Homestuck for being a time capsule of internet forum culture. Those forums of Final Fantasy fanboys gushing and gigglesqueeing. The unironic edgelords with Naruto avatars and Kingdom Hearts signatures. Furries, goths, and weebs.
Is there anything else that explores this kind of thing?
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>>385998214
I still think the only good thing to come out of it was SBaHJ.
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>>385998189
I can never tell if that's a nipple or not
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>>385998186
Please, for fuck's sake, don't even mention that name. It makes me unreasonably angry.

I just don't understand how you would start writing something which becomes popular because of your writing style, and then just give up and hand in the project to some random asshole
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>>385997931
Was Rachel writing some of the dialogue do you guys think? Or influencing the direction of the story?
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>>385998186
It was shadow written and it still had year long breaks?
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>>385998186
Theres no confirmation and vriskagram was like 10% at most of lenght
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>>385998375
Looks like a good old fashion unaroused outie
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>>385997778

all the slutty horndogs in my part of the fanbase were underage

I still would have though
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He's the first to give her the lipstick she will continue to wear, a tube of dark purple, near black. The smile is on his lips as he paints hers, with slow measured movements. Rose in turn stays as still as one of the porcelain dolls her father got for her in her youth, prim and perfect and only movable by his hands. Hands that slide slowly in the long strands of her hair, as he chuckles and encourages her to kneel, the zip of his pants echoing in her mind as he undoes and pushes them down, his cock hard, the head dangerously close to her cheek.

Let's make a game of it he says, running his thumb under her bottom lip, gentle when he draws her chin down. Let's see how far you can go, and we can use the lipstick to mark your progress. So begins her education in oral.
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>>385987705
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We were having a good thread guys no memes or copypasta bullshit please
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>>385987705
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>>385998743
i want to violate rose so much

homestuck ruined my life
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>>385997283
> those arms

Jesus fuck, it's like the masculine equivalent of anorexia.

I do the bare fucking minimum in terms of exercise and my arms are probably twice as large as his.
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>>385998329
Well I mean the moderator is right.
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>>385990397
>>we will never see Alt-Calliope as the final villain
stopped reading there, we dont need another fucking "surprise villian".
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>>385997283
>That body
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>>385999761
>tfw to intelligent to exercise my body
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>>385982698
>Remember the first episode was pratically done
No, after months and months all TFYG had to show for the massive amount of money they'd been given was single non-interactive room, some unfinished objects with no collision, and a buggy character model that was barely animated. They also continued to spend the money even after getting caught wasting the time and money, since the HS crew were too small to go to legal war with them (especially with Activision behind them because of Kings Quest). All Hussie and the WP team could do was say "please return whatever's left by X date" and take the lumps, knowing this, TFYG frittered a few more thousand away before the demanded date.
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>>385999625
Straying off from Jack being the main villain was a mistake. Lord English was cool as a concept but he couldn't be the final boss in any way without an asspull happening (which is exactly what happened). The Condensced or whatever the fuck she was called was also completely inecessary.
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>>385999836
Anon i mean before they changed to 2D
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Post more sluts.
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>>385999892
She was necessary for the one joke of John flipping out that Betty Crocker was the final boss.

But I guess Hussie decided he was too good for that.
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>>385999945
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>>385997115
Why does she wear the necklace..
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>>385980041
i can't wait for the ending of hiveswap to see how the fandom reacts
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>>385981418
Never seen it? It's neat shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKfP9N28buk
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>>385999892
lord english is the perfect final boss and an asspull was not needed.

hussi is just a terrible writer.
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>>386000061
By the time it's released there will not be a fandom left.
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check my five
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>>385999569
>>385999761
he used to be hooked on uppers or something
would just eat pills and work for days at a time
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>>386000138
Good, a fandom so bad it's only barely tolerated on /co/mblr doesn't deserve to exist.
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>>386000168
Sad!
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>>386000138
I guess there's barely one left as it is. That enormous 2 year hiatus basically killed the IP. Not that I blame Hussie particularly, he probably wasn't expecting the death of a parent or the massive stress that went into making an actual media franchise (games and merch).

I met him at Toronto Comic Arts Fest the year before the trolls went big, each subsequent year he needed more and more space and eventually moved to hosting his fans at a building near TCAF since they had totally outnumbered the other attendees and reeked of BO and face paint.
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>>385997786
>tfw you will never been on the long ass meteor trip with Dave, Rose, Terezi, Kanaya, Karkat and Cloun
>tfw you will never use your superior adult strength to molest Rose and Kanaya
>tfw you will never encourage Rose to drink to inhibit her judgement
>tfw you will never "coerce" them into a threesome
>tfw you will never see the tears in Kanaya's eyes when you lie and tell her that Rose doesn't love her
>You will never cause a massive falling out so you can keep both girls for yourself by emotionally manipulating them
>tfw you will never be caught. Tears in both their eyes as they find out that you irreversibly screwed them up as people
>you'll never just stand smiling knowing that whatever they know, their both yours forever.
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>>386000418
I Think You Need To Seek Help
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>>385990357
Vriskagram was definitely THE moment, if you had to pick one. That was when long-time fans started either backing out (emotionally distancing themselves), or coming up with ever-increasingly-outlandish theories for how the story could still be redeemed.

>>385993559
When every main character is a JUST, the true JUST is The Reader.
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>>386000213
/co/ hated it at its peak, i think it got to a point where the fandom had become the source of everyone's ire because they behaved like a mob, and the roleplayers were flooding into nearly every thread, even venturing to several other boards. The most insufferable among those were probably the 'ironic' Gamzee/juggaloposters wHo sErIoUsLy tYpEd LiKe tHiS

that was a really bad time to be on /co/ especially since MLPFIM was airing around the same time and they had their own ultra autistic fans and roleplayers. Didn't HS briefly get its own board alongside /mlp/?
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>>386000418
>that pic
yeah im not reading that shit nigga
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>>386000713
what's the problem?
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>tfw it still hurts
There was so much to love and it all went to shit. There will always be a part of me that wishes homestuck didn't end the way it did.
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If they're not just spending money on hookers and blow, I imagine the holdup with the game is that they went way out of scope. What I mean is, you know how in adventure games, if an object isn't compatible with something, you get a generic response that you can't do that? They wanted to make responses for literally anything you'd want to try. Which sounds cool, but that means it's going to take a lot longer to implement and test. I think there's a reason professional adventure game studios never made responses to EVERYTHING. On a side note, I actually like generic responses because it tells you that you're not anywhere close to a solution. It gives you a hint to try something else. They also wanted alternate, branching paths too I think.

Maybe their programmers just fucking suck though. I'm guessing that's the actual reason. Hussie's terrible at hiring people unless it's for music. All he does is hire his friends and Homestuck fans, and of course you know how the average Homestuck fan is. Don't the artists outnumber the programmers too? Maybe they need enough to fill in the animations that are just keyframes. You know what would be nice? If Hussie ever updated the people that gave him $2.5 million on just what the hell is going on.
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>"""""hiveswap thread"""""
>it's just homestuck discussion
Take it to /co/
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>>386000861
Homestuck taught me what a divorce would be like, and I'm only 21. Thanks, Hussie!
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>>386000671
Just MLP.
I think Redwood or somebody on the inside managed to keep the threads there through like mid 2013. Eventually they banned the general outright because the comic kept going into hiatuses and nobody was talking about it.
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>>386000923
Didn't all the money get stolen and go to Kings Quest or some shit?
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>>385987705
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I like DaveKat
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>>386000962
not possible. there's one mod that deletes all homestuck threads on sight because he hates the gay canon ships
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>>386001031
and yet katawa shoujo still gets generals, they're in the thousands now

sometimes you gotta wonder what a fandom talks about when the thing they're into is completely over for years with nothing on the horizon
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>>386001269
Didn't they lose count at some point too?
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>>386001067
That was years ago. Hussie got some of the money back. He then opened an office in MANHATTAN, hired a whole team to make a 3D version of the game, ran out of money, fired everyone, and started a 2D version with everyone working remotely. This was years ago too. I forget how long the 2D version's been in development.
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just passing to say to all the people bitching that you are a bunch of stupid faggots that cant fucking move on.

could've made lots of chicks to show me her boobs if i knew what the fuck was HS back then, god rose/roxy are so hot.

as for the ending, money, hiveswap etc who gives a shit at this point, grow the fuck up, john is already 20 years, and so you are.

just be glad it happened and that you were there.

would kindly tell hussie that he did great, even if he didnt, that way this may stop, also HS is great for the most part anyways.

Hussie, if you are reading this, you did great.
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>>386001269
Katawa Shoujo was just an IRC. /vg/ overlooks that sort of thing. HSG was a thorn in /co/'s side for years and there weren't very many generals at the time.
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>>386000861
at least we still have our boy
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>>386001445
As I said remember the first episode was pratically done; i wanna know how you fuck up this bad to scrap it.
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>>386001512
absolutely mindblowing how people can be opposed to the idea of a general, especially one like hsg that tried to contain itself at all times, especially when new content hit. you can not say the same for anything on /co/ now when a gwenpool page gets six threads, SU gets 10 and samurai jack got the entire board
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>>386001501
Most of us were backers and give a shit to our money. We move on when hiveswap is oficially over.
> grow the fuck up
Nice argument
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>>385987521
Too bad it's obvious that the unexpected fame from Undertale is getting to be too much for him and he isn't handling it well
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>>386001558
Probably a combination of it being terrible and Hussie realizing he's going to bankrupt if he keeps funding a whole game development time in the middle of New York with no big income.
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>>386001780
He is doing better than all other indie devs so far
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>>386001694
SU didn't really have a following at the time.

And HSG did kinda go crazy during that massive two-stage hiatus. So crazy that I left before it got nuked.
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>>386001780
Sorry, can't hear you.
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>>386001886
Motherfucker
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>>386001713
you could've made twice the money you gave to hiveswap in this entire time and even more, its just money.

>Nice argument
thanks :33
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>>386001694
I don't even watch Samurai Jack, but I gave it a pass because I knew how important it was to people. And it coming back was anticipated for years.

I heard the ending sucked though, hmmmmm...
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>>386001501
but the youths need to know about homestuck and I am a garden of useless trivia
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>>386001501
I like shitposting about Homestuck much like you like the shittiest troll. I wouldn't still be here if I didn't care. I'm just sad at the state it ended up in.
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>>386000923
The delay is from starting over completely from scratch multiple times. Most recently in 2015, when they totally shuttered their game studio startup and reverted to a tiny, geographically distributed team of mostly long-time Homestuck contributors, enormously shrinking the games vision to match.

Hiveswap has only actually been in development a little less than two years. All the enormous effort put into the 3D graphics of the 'What Pumpkin Studios' version was simply dumped. Most likely everything they've ever said since then, about the status of the games completion, has been a knowing lie to keep backers pacified as they kept churning away on what will most likely end up as a glorified flash game, an expanded version of the same kind of interactive segments in the comic itself.
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>>386002190
I want to enter a Homestuck trivia contest and see if I'd win. I was pretty obsessed at the time. Too bad I haven't read the comic in three years though, I've probably forgotten everything. I'd beat the generic Tumblr shitter, but I'd probably lose to that guy from the Let Me Tell You About podcast.
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Acts 1-4 are exceptionally kino.
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Does anyone even care about Homestuck anymore?
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>>385986638
Seems like Fate is actually pulling it off, shit ton of anime and a mobage that is funding sony.
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Reminder that the best characters are Caliborn and Mituna.
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>>385997047
Still my favorite nsfw image of all-time. muh dick
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>>386002827
Only for porn.
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>>386002341
Does it really take two years to make one episode of a 2D adventure game though?
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Is it hip to like Homestuck now that Tumblr doesn't care as much about it?

I genuinely enjoyed everything about it up to Alpha Kids
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>>386001558
One important fact to keep in mind - the game is not going to make a lot of money after release. It's an extremely niche product in a relatively niche genre, that a lot of the most likely purchasers have already pre-purchased. There is not going to be any significant new funding with Episode 1s release to fund Episode 2 and possibly beyond. I think the decision to slash-and-burn WP Studios was made with this in mind (as they pretty much stated at the time). They were trying to be responsible and forward looking, just way too late (after so much work had been done that is now apparently pure waste).
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>>386003089
Yes. Game development takes time. Two years is just about exactly what you could expect for a high-quality 2D production of this kind (4-10 hours in length, with hand-animated sprites and cutscenes, probably several dozen different environments, thousands of lines of dialogue).
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>>386003119
Dont forget they have to ship homestuck and hiveswap physical copies to backers. And they promissed 5 languages and Linux/Mac versions. Shits fucked.
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>>386003089
the first one is probably the one that takes more time since they have to make the graphics engine music etc from zero.

hopefully the rest will be coming every year.
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>>386002341
>tfw they could have just made 2d glorified flash game like in the comic from the start but did all this mess instead
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>>386002620
My nigga.
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>>386003320
I guess I keep thinking of LucasArts and Sierra games, since their games never took too long to make. But of course, they're professionals, and Hussie, well...
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>>386001501
John's probably 21 now. Old enough to drink himself into a suicidal stupor
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>>386003337
>4 or 8 more years
The ride never ends
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>>385986337
Since the snapchats aren't canon: Jade, John, Jane. Dave is prison gay.
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>>386003557
or a murderous stupor
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>>386003583
>tfw hiveswap threads will be only but depressed fucks shitposting nonstop
even if the game is great, you fags will never shut up.
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>>385987705
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>>385980041
Man, the only reason I hate Homestuck is the fact it's literally neverending story. I mean it's freaking awesome but mexican_soap_opera-long story is a fucking bummer.
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>>386003771
>even if the game is great
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>>386003732
Or a rape stupor
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>unable to pick any favorite character,so i like (almost) all of them.
Why am i so indecisive?
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>>386002062

After my friend and I binged SJ to prepare for the final season, watching the new season there are many immediate differences, but I think up until about ep4 or 5 they were on track to give it a fulfilling ending. but the number of eps they were given was cut somewhat short of what they asked for, and as a result most of the scenes that would've fleshed out the love interest girl more never aired. It feels like there are two or three episodes of development between Ashi and Jack just missing that lessens the impact her scenes have in the finale, even setting aside how crucial she ends up being to the final plot rather than Jack himself. she just starts deus-exing it the fuck up
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I dropped Homestuck after Jack killed the Vagabond and the mail lady took the ring. How much worse did it get?
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>>386003918
>reading comprehension

judging by what has been shown i think it will be great anyways though.

you heard me goal poster piece of shit, im not afraid of getting hurt like you do.

the game will be great, suck it.
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>>386003862
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>>386004079
Remember how Wayward Vagabond was able two fighting armies to the same side in hopes of overthrowing the warring kings?

Yeah. He doesn't do anything like that after Cascade.
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>tfw appear in one of the Homestuck Thread Simulator videos on Youtube
>tfw still have pictures of all the tripfags from HSG
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Ok fashion question time
>best god tier class outfit
>best aspect symbol
>best aspect color scheme
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>>386004256
Fuck me I'd actually somehow forgotten WV was more than just a running gag at one point
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>>386000138
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>>386001501
i'm still waiting for nepetaquest

still waiting
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Will HFC (Hiveswap Fan Characters) be as popular as Fantrolls?
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>>386004079
Every character you like turned "gay"
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>>386004079
>How much worse did it get?
Wew fucking lad. I think I'll give you the short version. During Act 6 Hussie started taking longer and longer breaks, the longest one lasting a year. Eventually everyone dies so John travels back in time to stop Vriska from dying, and she somehow saves the day. Keep in mind this erased YEARS of events of the comic, from like 2011 to 2015. The comic ends with different copies of the characters we followed for years. Also, everyone turned gay and Dave ranted about toxic masculinity. He is also Karkat's boyfriend and he cried that Bro abused him. Also, Hussie didn't care about tying up any loose ends so they just make the universe and the comic just stops.

Wayward Vagabond didn't die by the way.
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>>386004484
Over three retreads over the years I'd forgotten about WV's nightmare every time somehow
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posy YFW you didn't donate to the kikestarter.
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>>386004481
knight
doom
doom
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>>386004520
man, i miss having the update notifier running 24/7 and freaking out every time it came up
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Problem Sleuth was better
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>>386004481
>mage
>doom or mind
>blood
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>>386004704
It was a great ride at its peak.
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>>386004660
Don't forget how he died in the credits with no anything.
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>>386004481
>Sylph
>Light
>Light
Aranea sucks tho
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>>386004725
I don't think anyone would argue with you on that.
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>>386004807
I'd ride Jade at her peak.
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Reminder that [S] Descend is still the best flash.
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>>386004256
>>386004484
So the whole thing with the dream and shit led up to absolutely nothing?
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>>386004949
He did absolutely nothing
Also Spades Slick died.
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>>386004949
He builds an actual Can Town at the end and that's it. Most of the other characters treat him like some sort of pet.
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>>385990397
>Dave and John never fought together
>all four of the original kids never fought together
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>>386004939
my nigga, [S] WV?: Rise Up is second
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>xiv thread deleted nonstop
>Topic designated to /trash/ still not deleted

Your webcomic was shit and had a shit ending, move on with your life.
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>>386004939
I'm more of an [S] Enter man myself
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>>386004892
i liked the blue girls myself
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>>386004939
Jack was a good villain. He rose up because of the mistakes both the kids and trolls made. He killed everyone you cared about. He destroyed a universe! Much better than Lord "Literally Does Nothing" English.
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>>386005127
>move on with your life
The Nepetaposter already said that, try again.
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>>386005068
>they never even had a single four-way conversation

>>386005205
Human girls were always better.
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I hope it fails so you fuckers will stop plaguing /v/ and go back to /co/
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>>386004481
>best god tier class outfit
Knight
>best aspect symbol
Doom
>best aspect color scheme
Rage solely because purple is my favorite color.
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>>386005325
>they never even had a single four-way conversation

they never all met in person?
jesus
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>>386005343
As if we don't think it's going to fail too.
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>>386005392
I think they did at the end on the Frog Platform. I think they did when they landed on LOMAX pre-retcon and when waiting for Vriska's orders post, but Jade was either missing or asleep every time.

But hey I mean Rose and Jade barely ever said more than a paragraph to each other through the story
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>>386005392
They met, but they never all talked.
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Which characters are made for sex?
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>>386005669
Every girl except Calliope
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>>386004939
>not [S] Jack: Ascend
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>>386005669
All of them except for Vriska
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>>386004079
it's almost impossible to describe. basically the cast balloons, with alternate versions of all the kids and trolls, who are mostly social-media-website parodies, none of which matter at all except like three who do (until they suddenly don't), a whole bunch of shit that doesn't matter and which goes nowhere happens, then they're all massacred for being retards and because Troll Empress is just ridiculously OP.

then it's all literally retconned (special new form of time travel which comes out of nowhere which ignores all the time travel rules that had been established) so that nobody really knows what happened at all except that it was Vriska who did everything and saved the day the end (or did she????? probably but they leave just enough ambiguity about it to be infuriating).

also everyone is gay now, literally every character except John is confirmed to wind up in a homosexual relationship, and this is incredibly important and let's spend a big chunk of the final set of updates talking about it and other SJW topics like toxic masculinity (because by this point Hussie has walked away and the comic is being ghost-written by some SJW groupies).
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>>386005669
>dog
>lonely island girl and attention starved
>loyal
Literally could milk your dick off
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>>386005828
>literally every character except John is confirmed to wind up in a homosexual relationship

That's not true at least, it's actually somewhat worse. Hussie teases and offers validation to that shit but never actually goes through with it, and his big gay payoff ship, Davekat, doesn't really happen.
So he manages to piss off the fujos (who start threatening to kill heterosexuals), while making everyone else unsatisfied.
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>>386004939
[S] Jack: Ascend, WV?: Rise Up, and Descend are the holy trinity of GOAT flashes. I could honestly watch all three of them endlessly.
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>There are people who are Pages
>There are people whose aspect is Blood
>There are people ITT who are Pages of Blood
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>>386003352
I feel like they never actually made anything that surpassed the excitement of that first playable section on John's planet. Several of the playable parts, like getting to explore when all the trolls and ancestors were hanging out together, or snooping around their lab, they could have strung together like ten more things like that with some basic RPG elements and continuity, and sold it as a $15 game on Steam
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>>386005828
The worst part is Hussie's still going. He just received half a million dollars to open up a new branch of his franchise.
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>>386006249
>take test
>got seer of doom once
>next time
>get mage of doom,and knight of doom
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>>386006249
>tfw you don't have a classpect
My favorite one is Sylph of Hope but the quizzes always give me different answers. I usually get Breath though.
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>>386005846
>jade is the stereotypical manic pixie dream girl virgins like
>even the virgin character, Tavros, crushes on her
>ignores them all for a cool guy chad

Fucking hilarious
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>>386006249
>usually got Knight of Rage
You merely adopted the Edge. I was born in it, molded by it.
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>>386002827
Hussie had far too much build up for any ending to ever satisfy, but what he tried to do was style and density of animation over quantity/length, which didn't make much of an impact because it left so many questions unanswered.

Much later after a mass dispersing of mostly-disappointed fans, so much later I don't know why it took so long, he released an actual "ending credits" sequence with panels added in showing the actual fates of most of the remaining cast and what they went on to do. But it took forever to add the sentimental sendoff it should've originally ended in one go with.

since the end credits video was uploaded i honestly haven't heard a peep from the HS fandom at all
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>>385992789
Unironically.

No reason it shouldn't have been canon, and technically is the only thing John has left, after Cohen paired Roxy up with the underage skeleton monster.
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>>386003104
>that one time people got so fucking overinvested and overly "tumblr" about the comic that when hussie even joked that Trickster Mode made their skin caucasian colored, the whiteknights on his behalf were so obnoxious hussie changed it to 'peachy' to shut THEM up rather than the ones offended
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Who is the most forgettable character and why is it Aradia?
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>>386006954
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>>386006954
All the alpha kids combined are less interesting than Aradia
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>>386006954
I never finished the comic, did she ever do anything?
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>hussie will NEVER publicly state that he's rewriting the entirety of act 6 to make it less painful
>hussie will NEVER confirm Cohen homestuck as non-canon
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>>386003617
>Dave is prison gay.

Pretty much.

The very second Jade reappears Karkat goes from being his super important boyfriend, to the 3rd party cuck.
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I never even finished the end of Act 6 or watched the final flash animation. Did I honestly miss out on anything or was it as horrible as people were saying?
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>>386007231
She killed vriska I guess. If you mean when she came to life no.
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>>386004641
>Keep in mind this erased YEARS of events of the comic, from like 2011 to 2015
Which they handle with about as much dignity as I think was possible. John and Terezi have a long talk about the ramifications of it and she does find ways to pass on messages throughout the timeline through John, to make sure she and several others don't make some of the HUGE mistakes they made out of ignorance during that time period.

And they make several comments about how vastly fucked up it all is afterwards as well.

And throughout the ending they... well "hurried" is too mean, I think they "nudged" each of their personal problems along to finally being resolved with a couple lengthy heart to heart talks before the end.

Like shit gets resolved, one way or another they bring nearly everything around full circle. They even round up all of the Sprites and corpses kicking around and just end up mashing them together willy nilly into whole new bizarre existences, which then get their own lengthy heart to hearts coming to terms with their ultra-metaphysical existence as amalgam entities and shit like that

I still don't quite get what the deal was in the end with OG Vriska becoming a big lesbian crybaby while Nu-Vriska basically says "you disgust me" and leaves
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>>386007237
Hussie would instantly become my favorite writer if he had the balls to do that
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>>386007286
I don't blame him.
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>>386005392
For plot reasons and the dog aspect of her existence she was more or less forced to be asleep for lengthy amounts of time both before and during the final battle, missing most of the reunions, conversations and planning along the way as a result.

All just because the dog-part of her soul makes her controllable by the empress
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>>386007237
I remember him saying that all of Homestuck was just a big writing experiment, and the lack of absolutely an editor or any self-editing was part of that.

Now that the experiment is over I'd like it if he went back through and turned this shit into a decent story, but I understand wanting to just get as far away from Homestuck as possible for the rest of your life.
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>>386006620
fandom is very dead. it is in the stage where significant fanworks (in quality, scope, and fandom-impact) of all kinds are being slowly lost to apathy. most new fanworks are dank meme (read: suicidal and full of self-loathing) shit like Cool and New Webcomic, Hadrons 'Dawn of Week X', etc. over a background radiation of trickling new fanart which you mostly can't tell from old reposts any more.

the official forums are never coming back, MSPFA is going to go down soon (have had repeated failed fundraising events), and is mostly fully-original works anyway.

the come-latelies that drove things in most of the latter years all moved completely away to various TV cartoon fandoms as soon as it ended.
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>>386007639
The new fanart is mostly all shit like this.
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>>386004725
i have most of the original volumes, the first being full of doodles drawn personally by hussie when i met him like spades slick licking a licorice horse cane

i remember being mindblown when he said he didn't keep detailed notes or much beyond his own mind
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>>386007796
God damn it.
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>>386007860
Yeah, it's nonstop gross shit like that and then random raging against the disgusting hets. Like for some reason Jade/Rose, who had all four conversations with no chemistry, is super popular now.
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Hey guys remember that time Dave spent several entire pesterlogs talking about toxic masculinity?
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Please mods remove this thread.

It belongs into /co/ or some other shit.
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Post your favorite tracks
>Sburban Jungle
>Black
>Pumpkin Cravings
>Light (Vol. 5)
>Walk-Stab-Walk
>Dance of Thorns
>Alternia
>basically the whole of MT&HK
>Rumble at the Rink
>Core of Darkness
>Calamity
>Ocean Star Falling
>Escape Pod
>Lancer
>October
>The Lyrist
>The Lordling
>Renewed Return
>Another Chance
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>>385980041
>On September 4, 2012, Andrew Hussie announced a Kickstarter to raise funds for a video game based on his MS Paint Adventures webcomic Homestuck.
Five years? What I've seen from this game is not impressive. This game must be huge. But probably disappointing.
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>>386005219
the birth of English requires the power and energy produced by two universes exploding simultaneously, also the only thing that can create a Green Sun. his birth was after he already existed in their universe but he was trapped by his sister for most of his time anyway

He left fractures on reality as he walked, he was so powerful he was basically giygas levels of unfathomable, but the power made him completely mindlessly berserk so he just started destroying shit in the wrong direction towards the useless dream bubbles and ghost collectives. in the end that helped vriska and the others chart space that was supposed to be unchartable, though
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>>386007989
Remember when it amounted to even less than it already did because his whining about being gay turned out not to be true and he went back to screwing the pooch much to the ire of fat teenage girls everywhere?
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>>386008079
>mindlessly berserk
Caliborn just loves destroying shit. He's autistic, not mindless. He's also the best character, and in the end the only one with an actual full, complete arc where he overcame his flaws.
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>>386007921
D4V3 1S TH1S YOU
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>>386007921
>nu-hussie wouldn't even have the balls to say this isn't canon
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>>386008364
He doesn't have to. It's a visual fucking comic. Jade and Rose have boobs.
Hell these people were furious with Act 7 because it depicted them with noticeable breasts, which meant their trans headcanons couldn't be true.
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>>386008004
>Time on My Side
>Unsheath'd
>Descend
>Three in the Morning RJ's Remix
>Ohgodwhat
>Harleboss
>A Fairy Battle
>Blue Atom
>The Carnival
>Let's All Rock the Heist
>Let The Squiddles Sleep
>Captcha is Gandhi Zone
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>>386007594
His formspring and ask boxes in general were really interesting and insightful, of course that was back when the fandom size was manageable and you could actually get answers from him personally. He was no fool
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>>386008364
NuHuss doesn't have the balls to say anything.
At all. Motherfucker can't even write his own game, thus ensuring that no matter if the artists and designers are talented, the game's going to be a mess because the guy writing it is unfunny as hell.
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>>386008095
karkat never going godtier was totally intentional, the entire comic everyone has kinda hammered in that karkat has no actual skills and has never been particularly helpful at much beyond relationship managing. he was a terrible leader and a lousy fighter.
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>>386008182
the rampaging green hulk with mouth lazers is caliborn in name only really, he stops having much conscious thought at all when he reaches that level of strength, i think they say so anyway
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>>386008364
do not be surprised if there is something like this in Hiveswap. a cameo of one of the Homestuck eight main kids, put through this level of 'alternative interpretation'. probably the near-canon brownskinned Dave with hipster-hair, but it could be the almost equally ubiquitous werewolf-tranny Jade (as in >>386008308) or obese midget Rose.
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>>386008364
my favorite thing is how he flat out refused to ever explain how the trolls fuck. the only info you get is, a lot of jizz from both trolls goes in a bucket and that's basically as far as official canon goes. I can't remember what handwave he did about why they have boobs but it was pretty similarly dismissed as not important
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>>386008574
The absolute state of Andrew Hussie.
>>385980605
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>>386008729
They don't. They say he brute forces his way through things but never that he's a brainless monster. He's fully capable of speech and all that jazz, and he's technically quite intelligent. He's just got a massive preference for wanton annihilation
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>homestuck thread on /v/
this feels so fucking surreal
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>>386008985
these kinds of comfy civil threads are rare and only happen at night. cherish it
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>>386008985
We used to have them years ago, before Homestuck was popular. That's how I got into the comic.
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>>386008839
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>>386008574
>At all. Motherfucker can't even write his own game, thus ensuring that no matter if the artists and designers are talented, the game's going to be a mess because the guy writing it is unfunny as hell.

That's what gets me. The art looks good, the design looks charming. But the one thing that actually matters, the thing that made the comic so successful, is in the hands of the same guy that did Namco High.
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>>386005553
>wordswordswords: the comic
>somehow it still manages to fail to develop the relationships between its original primary protagonists
How do you fuck up this much?

At least Problem Sleuth can never be ruined.
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>>386008729
no, that's some idle speculation in-universe, which seems to not be the case given how we've seen him act (seeking out targets with priority, expressing bemusement at the absurdity of the ghost armada). also he totally does speak, albeit just once - "HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO OUTRUN ME, WHEN I AM ALREADY HERE?"

He is probably as super-intelligent as ARquius, and possibly as omniscient as Doc Scratch.
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>>386009186
>namco high

oh my fuck i completely forgot about that debacle

didn't they have paid tiers for like a fucking school blazer that cost like $500?? and actual metal class rings and shit like goddamn

and if you paid to play it you were allowed to date terezi and someone else i think
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>>386009314
>was ten seconds from backing the blazer-tier for memery kicks
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>>386009314
Exactly that. Cohen was the one behind it.

>>386009198
Hussie said he wanted the four kids to have OTHER relationships. But he failed at developing them so they all felt hollow and people never stopped seeing the four kids as a single cohesive unit.
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>>386007556
Neither do I. The extreme asshurt of Dave not being full gay was amazing.
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remember the pre-cascade feel
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>>386009374
the worst part's gotta be if you paid into the higher tiers like the coat and now you can't even play it anymore, the site and game are gone afaik
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post best wife
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>>386008004
moonsetter holy fuck
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>>386009442
Let's be honest, it's for the best.
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>>386009465
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>>386008004
The entirety of the Felt and Midnight Crew albums.
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I miss the music
I miss waking up every morning to a new update
I don't miss the fucking fandom
I miss reading pages upon pages until late

It was such a wild ride
And now it hurts
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>>386008004
>Moonsweater
>most of what you've said
>Carne Vale
>Oppa Toby Style
>Heir of Grief
>Of Gods and Witches
>Ascend
>Arisen Anew
>the la2t frontiier
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>>386009428
the lows might have been low, but the highs were exceptionally high i must admit
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>>386009536
But how
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>>386009428
>joined around 2012
How was it?
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>>386009428
I remember the sheer hype I had for Cascade deluded me into thinking it was amazing.
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>>386008004
>A Taste for Adventure
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>>386009408
I lost interest during the massive hiatuses but its depressing to hear that basically nothing got resolved in a satisfactory manner. I kind of expected it but still.

For a long time it felt like there was some sort of structure, that he had some sort of plan that he was working towards. Even if he didn't, Problem Sleuth managed to make lack of a plan work. But endless waits for boring conversations between the most boring characters to deal with relationship drama was just not what I signed up for.
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I honestly had more fun following Problem Sleuth as it was updating than following Homestuck. I remember not even reading Homestuck until Act 2 had started since it wasn't grabbing me like PS did.
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>>386008004
the entire Strife! album.
>all those songs that will never be used
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>>385982669
JOOOHNNN.
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>>386009593
It got a pretty solid ending with the end credits video eventually included, i think, and of course a story like HS would leave so much open to speculation, kind of a staple of the franchise. pretty much everybody got a happy ending one way or another before the final updates, or at least had their residual character arc angst lifted.
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>>386009773
He did have a plan he was working towards. That was the problem. He made an ending then spent the next four years instead of working towards that ending, going away from it. Then he retconned the entirety of everything to make it fit the old ending.
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>>386009773
>tfw you dropped right after cascade
>tfw you learn that you missed absolutely nothing

do miss the fandom, met a lot of neat people. Most of them went completely insane.
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>>386009816
Hahah, yep.

>Hey, the Problem Sleuth guy started a new comic!
>Oh, it's about kids and whatever. This is stupid.
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>>386009905
Imagine being this fucking stupid.
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ITT characters who did nothing wrong
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>>386009905
I'm not complaining about the ending

I'm complaining that it's over

But it had to end

Also tumblr pretty much ruined everything as usual
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>>386003617
Wait, the snapchat epilogue isn't canon?
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>>386009994
he improved the comic if anything
cull the useless!
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>>386008004
>black
>three in the morning
>doctor
>the blind prophet
>alternia
>jade dragon
>walk stab walk
>heir conditioning
>gust of heir
>drift into the sun
>derse dreamers
>infinity mechanism
>gold pilot
>violet prince
>moonsetter
>candles and clockwork
>fantasyp
>under the hat
>literally everything from cherubim, but lordling is best
>oppa toby style
>stride
>ascend
chose my favourites from each album, mostly
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>>386009973
The kids and their feeling of camaraderie was the best part. Hussie then sidelined that for badness.
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>>386009994
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>>386009994
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>spent years trying to systematically sew myself into the inner circle of HSG
>wasted hours in wateven's streams chatting it up with everyone in hopes of networking and weasling my way in
>never managed to do so and now they're all probably friends outside the fandom having fun together
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>>386009826
tensei, the creator of the album is a super chill guy. got a chance to talk with him a while ago.
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>>386010029
Credits are, but the rest? They've been completely unacknowledged, they were stopped despite their writer promising more, and they've been deleted.
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>>386009983
what. it was short and that sucks but what would you have done. nothing he could have done short of letting one gaze into the eyes of god would have been enough for the HS fandom after that hiatus especially.

also hussie's work has always had a philosophy of not doing what his fans want or expect him to do. even in problem sleuth early on he'd established a personal rule that any expectations readers had would end up subverted in some way. "the reader is always wrong", is the quote
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>>386009826
Didn't he like rip-off 30 different things to make that album, including Touhou?
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>>386010029
>>386010136
They're "post-canon" content. Which I'm guessing is just Paradox Space content but on a platter.
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>>386010153
>nothing he could have done short of letting one gaze

How about actual fucking resolution

>even in problem sleuth early on he'd established a personal rule that any expectations readers had would end up subverted in some way.

Yeah, he definitely subverted everyone's expectations that he would be able to at least provide any sort of closure
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>>386009826
Strife 2 came out apparently. It's pretty good but he couldn't make it explicitly homestuck related
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>>386009994
in retrospect i'm still not sure why he wanted to make gamzee the "most important character in homestuck"
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>>386010109
i'm pretty sure they've either all killed themselves or worse by now, considering they bailed to cripplechan
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>>386010136
>sollux being a religious man
>Rose: Disgusting, beyond evil, incapable of feeling remorse
>jade: black.
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>>386010178
that sounds like the kind of bullshit I'd expect from the music creators.

god every circle involving homestuck was fucked beyond belief.
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>>386010136
i'm pretty sure this isnt steel, but his comics were the best
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>>386010153
>no conversation between the four kids
>no final conversations at all
>everyone shown in a park somewhere happy for no real reason

He literally pulled off the same shit as Mass Effect 3, and the fact that retards like you support it is even more depressing. It's not that the ending was unsatisfying, it's that the ending was absolutely nothing. It was showing us what we were told was already going to happen years before. That's not subverting our expectations, that's less than that.
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>>386010371
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Remember when people thought the Denizens would be cool and unique and not all just snakes with different heads?
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>>386010264
Hussie has had a lifelong obsession with puppets and clowns, is it really that shocking that a clown would become the "most important character in homestuck"? Also for irony or whatever bullshit.
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>>386010408
>>386010136
who draws these?
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Remember when Hussie's company did this.
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>>386010232
they win the fight and get into their new universe, the story has always been about creation myths, the intention was simply to make one healthy universe, and they succeeded. we could have gotten pages and pages and pages of text spelling out all their fates and emotions about it, sure, but we didn't. what's there isn't horrendous it's just not detailed enough, as i said i think it just left more room for interpretation, problem is the massive hiatus meant it needed to be something bigger and flashier than it was to rally a sleeping fandom into action again for the finale, and it just didn't get that. but the animation still looked good at least

also i think the credits video he did (far too long after) combined with the animation is okay. it's eh.
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>>386010178
iirc the touhou part was completely unintentional, but i havent heard of any other part being ripped off
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>>386010426
>fandom produces more interesting stuff that you will never see compared to what the creator actually makes

honestly sometimes its just best to not know.
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>>386010450
No idea.
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UPDATE
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>>386010563
is it (you)?
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REFRESH
MSPA
RIGHT
FUCKING
NOW
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daily dose
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>>386010472
>they win the fight and get into their new universe

And that's exactly it. That's the most boring, predictable thing. Vriska's entire plan goes off without a hitch. There's not even a single death in the end besides Davepeta (who needed to die anyway because they're an abomination)
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>alternate timeline
>homestuck attempts to sustatin itself on a card-game for 2 to 12 players called "sburb the card game"
>produces CD's
>produces physical comics
>becomes overgrown with merch while seeing to every possible ending in the main story
>lasts until 2025 when homestuck 2 is announced
>veteran fans groan, remembering the days when it could have just ended ambiguously with act 7
are we blessed or cursed
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>>386010612
No. I do a different sort of thing.
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>>386010450
steelcorridor on tumblr made a few comics like that. speaking of which, does anyone have the not on my watch comic
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>>386010716
delivery
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>>386010643
thanks doc.
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>>386010646
Maybe he just wanted to give it a happy ending, setting all the irony bullshit aside, probably also a hearty amount of "I need to just be done with this comic already" mixed into it.

Like just put a hard "the end" down and figure out what the hell to do about the game full time. i'll make no excuses for his terrible handling of the kickstarter game, really just ridiculous, any competent indie dev team with those millions could have put out an incredibly good game, fucking Telltale could have cranked out 3 seasons of it by now and it'd likely have been passable enough
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>>386010109
I was a tripfag/drawfag there for the latter half of act 5 act 2 and the start of act 6. It was an experience. I made some friends and acquaintances through it but I had no interest in ever following them off /co/ when they got kicked out, it just wasn't the same.
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>>386010797
ayy, thanks anon
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>>386010612
There's another one where Jade rapes Dave to get herself pregnant.
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remember that time that one of the musicians flipped the fuck out so hard that they went back and replaced his track in the comic and had to resync the animation to a different song
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>>386010842
>probably also a hearty amount of "I need to just be done with this comic already" mixed into it.

And yet now he's doomed himself to be part of it forever. Serves him right.
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>>386010323
The music team was the only part that was quality and cared about the comic up until the end though
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>>386010576
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>>386010947
YOU DO NOT HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO SPEAK PROFESSIONALISM WITH ME
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>>386010947
You bet I do.
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>>386010947
remember when that one musician flipped hussie off so they had to remove his songs and all motifs related to his songs?

was that the same guy?
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COMING THIS SUMMER
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>>386011037
can you post all those images? i mainly want that tavros and vriska one
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>>386010980
Vol 10 was more satisfying than Act 7.
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>>386011037
i want your homestuck folder
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>>386011114
J A N U A R Y
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>>386010897
here it is
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>>386011118
This one?
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>>386011206
"A couple more weeks"
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>>386011037
man most of my images are like two hard drives ago. i should really see what files i can pull from them
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>>386010054
>Infinity Mechanism
Oh yeah, that's a good one. I always forget about the flash it was in, the fast one with the clouds
Homestuck
>>386008463
Blue Atom feels like the ending theme to an early nineties sitcom, a good kind of cheesey
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>>386011260
>>386011247
nice
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>>386011270
This is the oldest one I have in the folder. Looks like fanart by the Gunnerkrigg Court person
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>>386011260
>>386011247
Fuck
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I never got into homestuck and now I feel there's a hole in my internet life
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didn't jit or some other person on the music team talk about how they didnt make shit off the albums, earning only a very small fraction of the sales
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>>386011369
dude this is exactly how i feel when i see people reminisce about WoW vanilla or TF2 pre-hats.
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>all that fanart of Tavros pre-personality-reveal of him being an metalhead or annoying hotblooded asshole
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>>386011260
we're just fixing some bugs i swear
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>>386011369
You missed out on all the jade cosplayers you could fuck.
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>>386011369
imagine spending time in aushwitz and getting out and listening to a bunch of jews talk about it fondly.

thats what you're missing out on
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>>386011468
Joey deserved better
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>>386011320
the comic certainly came a long fucking way from "kids and fun"
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>>386011450
>tfw never played any mmos and never got involved in any guilds or gaming groups, or any internet "secret clubs"
despite all the shit people talk about them, it seems like it would be pretty comfy for a while
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>>386011541
Jake's children are made to suffer.
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>>386009927
It's worse than that - the retcon WAS his plan from the beginning. Or some similar metanarrative element and on that level. Homestuck was always supposed to be a metanarrative-themed work, and it is. He was foreshadowing this back before Act 6, with the yellow yard stuff and his big soliloquy about 'tampering with forces that could destroy the ability of anyone to give a shit' (aka fourth-wall breaking, aka metanarrative).

He just totally failed the delivery, leaving most of it as deep background material, not even having seemingly any characters actually aware of what was happening (House Juju == Homestuck itself). And most importantly, he never concluded it, just left it floating in an indefinite limbo, centered on the scenes in Act 7 (Caliborns ascending beyond judgement, Vriska deploying the House Juju). There is an argument that this actual climax, the black hole, possibly the 'Dark Carnival', COULDN'T be shown, for metanarrative reasons (basically it serving as a hole punched in the narrative where LE, genuinely omnipotent and invulnerable, is forever trapped), but if that was the intent he did NOT adequately convey it. And it still leaves the fates of the main characters totally up in the air.

The retcon also introduced a ton of really awkward personal effects on the beloved characters (gay singularity, Cuck-kat, Terezi reverting to her former Vriska-stooge behavior/persona, John being totally isolated from everyone), which are all EXPLICITLY ACKNOWLEDGED, making them seem very intentional, but then it ends before they're addressed again. We're supposed to have gotten SOMETHING out of all that (really quite nightmarish) shit, but no one can honestly claim to guess what, and in the simple plain reading it's so convincingly just-bad-writing that it really does make you doubt the whole thing.
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>>386011467
>Instead, we got possibly the most pathetic character ever written in fiction
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>>386011614
>And most importantly, he never concluded it, just left it floating in an indefinite limbo, centered on the scenes in Act 7

Don't forget that any of this happy cutesy shit is all irrelevant because the kids will appear later and get sucked into the juju, and trolls will inevitably leave earth anyway.
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>>386011614
i feel like i would've not minded the retcon if it was handled better
>john retcons the entire comic to bring back vriska
>literally said just before getting retcon powers that he wouldnt bring vriska back because she's too dangerous
another thing is with literally everything having to do with lord english
>caliborn is one of the most loveable and hilarious characters, as well as well written unlike most act 6 characters
>does nothing to affect the kids, at all besides some trolling as caliborn
>dave actually states that they have no real reason to be dealing with english, but it isnt addressed past there
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>>386011686
>there was a time when a flash cartoon update for a webcomic was powerful enough to crash ANY site that even attempted to host it, even at low traffic hours in the dead of night
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>>386011886
>dave actually states that they have no real reason to be dealing with english, but it isnt addressed past there

I mean, the main reason is that he's the mastermind behind their suffering and commanded or influenced all the agents who fucked with them. He's also destroying reality itself.
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>he didn't use a Homosuck image for his free mousepad all those years ago
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>>386011763
>that gif
>not titled Ireland
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Today i will remind them.
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>>386011941
did he ever do anything besides kill a couple ghosts as english? sure, scratch was responsible for the green sun and all the shit that happened on alternia, but jack was a much more active and potent threat than english ever was. the comic could have gone without english at all and it wouldn't have been much different
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>>386011763
is that mirthfulmollywhop? or some other nudestuck cosplayer?
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Remember when Homousck used to have cool art?
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>>386012093
That's molly. She had the cutest vagina.
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>>386012230
wv's dream sequence was one of the best moments in the comic, too bad it meant literally nothing in the end
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>>386012230
Remember when Homestuck had cool art that blended well with Hussie's artstyle instead of just clashing bullshit thrown together in flashes?
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>>386012230
It's painful to see what Hussie became
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>>386012230
Hussie is, sincerely, an incredible artist. When was the last time actual Hussie art, not sprites or guest art, appeared in Homestuck? I wanna guess maybe there was something in Game Over.
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>>386012426
i think it was the panel right before terezi remember, after that it's 100% guest art
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>>386012426
All the FAST N LOOSE stuff was his
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>bump limit
it's been fun, lads
till next time
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>>386012292
Okay who's that?
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>>386012567
Dirty-davestrider, who makes the perfect Jade. As in she looks like a kindergarten teacher, is thirsty for Dave, and her voice make you want to kill yourself.
God I would fuck her stupid.
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>try to find where HSG went on 8ch
>they're watching this thread and one of them posted my image from here
spooky
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>>386012468
>that guy who did nothing but commission dogdick Jade from Chaz
>nobody ever commissioned her with no dick as a response
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>>386012753
what do they even do there?
surely shitposting with the same 5 people gets boring after a while
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>>386012830
you think it would, but it dont
its like, a group chat kind of thing
but more open and anonymous
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Somebody upload their nudestuck folder to mega, please.
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>>386012626
>kill yourself
But if anything Jade should have a weird, southern accent mixed with a girl who never heard anyone else really speak
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>>386012916
>that one russian guy who would send you a usb filled with nudestuck of questionable legality for a bitcoin payment
did anyone actually do it
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>>386012916
no
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>>386013020
How many bitcoins?
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For old time's sake, I'll post Kokoro's fucked up blog post

kokorocannon:

so part of me thinks this is fuckin stupid the other part of me is too hopped up on sleep meds to give a shit

this was meant to be fanart for this fanfic i was reading that i’ve been putting off because the premise wasn’t taht appealing to me.

without ~intense blogging about it~ all i can say is it hit themes which were veyr personal to me and were part of a very dark part of my life

i realize you follow me for the porn so i’ll leave it at that, sorry.

fuck this fuck this fuck this

y’know i think i’m over hospital and a FUCKING FNFIC can throw me right back there

its like, shit this is so pathetic. so IN CASE your dumb fucking drunk ass forgets we have ~Aradia~ full to the brim with clots. remember that? so tight in your chest cutting off your breathing cutting off your blood. the pain was unbearable. do you remember the needle in your thigh and you thinking ‘hey i guess this is a 10/10 on the fucking pain scale.’ remember the scan, pumping you full of nuclear dye making your tongue metallic and hot with that fucking awful painting of the greek island lying on your back for hours and suffocating suffocating suffocating on your own blood.

then eri. blood too hard no baby now you’re bloods so thin. slip slip slip hope you dont fucking bleed out don’t move baby you’re going to die you’re going to fucking hemorrhage out and make a mess, make a mess in the lonely hospital with you and the night nurse everyone else is on holiday baby. who gets sick on a holiday you bleeding sack of shit.

dont live like you want to die dont live liike you want ot die dont live like you want to die wake up wake up wake up wake UP WAKE UP WAKE UP YOU FUCKIN PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT


vivisect vivsect cut me up and leave me bleed me ration my pieces for allies to reason with try to piece my treason together hung and quartered feeling the thick slick chug of watery discharge blood blood blood
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>>386013087
Was Kokoro the piss-fetishist tripfag or something? They've all gotten mixed up over the years.
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>>385994563
Porrim, for sure.
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>>386013087
what
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>>385997115
Jane canonically has huge tits. She thicc
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>>386012916
https://mega.nz/#F!IM8lHD5I!3mGDqLemBGkLgtmdakOVjw
+ https://mega.nz/#F!Y5VjQAII!IAt-PDJ_GDyzmXjk60aEhw
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>>386013120
I honestly can't remember. I think she was obsessed with gore and what not.
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>>386004674
I didnt have money at the time but I would have. FUCK the game I wanted the SlickPak

I will NEVER find those fucking Midnight Crew playing cards ever again. Even the Felt playing cards in the store are permanently out of stock

It hurts.
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>>386013286
>first link is dead
RIP
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>>386013286
thanks though
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>tfw you missed most of a nostalging thread
feels bad man
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>>386013434
>>386013479
they're both old from /aco/ about a year ago, check there and see if anyone saved it
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>>386013261
Too bad hussie shafted her
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n-new thread...?
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>>386013589
let it rest, anon
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>>386013479
>>386013434
https://mega.nz/#F!D4UHXBgI!_ePBb6bBcv4JOHYPoEyXYw
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>>386013616
I WANT TO GO BACK
IT WAS A BULLSHIT ROLLERCOASTER BUT IT WAS _OUR_ BULLSHIT ROLLERCOASTER
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>>386013589
Bad idea, anon. Just let it die, and maybe we'll have another thread in a few weeks or so.
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>>386013706
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Well, what if Kanaya DID have a cock
A really thick and swollen one with huge balls to match
Just throbbing so hard it's jerking up and down, with a jade head all leaking cum as she gripped it to keep it still as she whimpered
And she was so very, VERY desperate to push it into another girl's wet pussy as deep as she could go
So she could finally orgasm and dump a gallon of hot jade slurry into her lover, her thick cock just pulsing over and over for nearly a minute as she cried and gasped and pushed
Until there was an overflow and it all just came spraying out messily and running down between their thrashing legs and hips
THEN what
Well that's simple she's getting her grotesquely thick cock jerked off by a drooling and flushed-faced Aradia, eager to deepthroat the vampire at the moment of climax so she can choke down and pass out on the sheer volume of jade cum gushing past her thick ruby lips and down her bulging throat, while each snicker at the thought of someone like Vriska or Rose being at all enticing for any relationship that isn't Master/Slave
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Sort of like how Kanaya actually has a really big thick dick and gigantic balls?
And maybe poor Rose's cervix is still compromised from laying all those big eggs.
So Kanaya can penetrate it and unload all of her cum into her womb.
And poor Rose's belly will be all swollen with jade cum, and she'll have to masturbate for hours to forcibly ejaculate it all out.
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>>386013706
Noice.
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>>386013895
>tfw cockanaya gives you nostalgia
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>>386013965
Like I said it's all because they want their John/Boy stuff, alas
At least it leaves something to look forward to maybe
Like Aradia being a sensation-obsessed nympho now that she's alive, who gladly consents to letting Kanaya give and take her virginity
And Kanaya just completely loses control, face bright jade as her cock head jerks and slaps up against her stomach, before forcing every massively thick inch into Aradia's hot and wet pussy, the first one she's ever been inside, and immediately she swells and floods her with cum
It's just too much and she loses control, turning into a drooling and grunting monster who keeps dumping load after load into the wide-eyed Aries
And she just keeps going even when Aradia passes out and goes limp, her body shaking as Kanaya fucks it raw, the Virgo a complete slave to pussy, utterly unable to pull out and her cock refusing to go soft
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>page 9
this is it, everyone
see you when hiveswap comes out
:^)
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>>386013734
It's okay, anon. At least we have the memories, as somber as some of them may be now.

Why do I still miss it so bad? Part of me still misses you, /hsg/.
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>>386014293
>tfw don't want it to end
>tfw nostalgia is all I have to keep me from killing myself
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>>386014383
stuckhome syndrome
we all have it, anon
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>>386014383
>mfw the HSG smutbox is still alive
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>>386014582
what
WHAT
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Good thread, lads, see ya'll
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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