Steel isn't strong, boy. Flesh is stronger!

>>385971131
Did he have autism?

Arny did not make for a convincing robed guy. I don't think his plan would have panned out

>>385971298
It's still the best RPG movie

>>385972669

Anyone who denies Conan being the est Fantasy movie needs to be sacrificed to the snake god

>>385971131
What happened to fantasy, its no longer that pulpy D&D feel.

Objectively untrue.

>>385973631
Lord of the Rings became the new benchmark for fantasy film.

>>385971131

But you were decapitated by a sword....

>>385973631
>>385973761
Game of thrones style will be the norm soon.

aka americans not understanding the nuances of european medieval settings.

>>385971131
Was Conan the Barbarian too deep for the audiences?

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>>385973959
That it was. But today, we have a name for it.

Kino.

>>385973923
Unironically this. Even as an American I can tell it's been streamlined into Beverly Hills tier drama.

>>385971202
Vader snake autism.

>>385974336
Is this a new filter?
reddit Reddit REDDIT r e d d i t

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>>385972882
>best fantasy

HMNNNN WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE

>>385971131
How come his colored contact lenses look much better than those used nowadays?

>>385973923
>holding a fantasy setting to european standards that doesn't take place on earth
wew lad

>>385975047
TO CRUSH YOU ENEMIES!

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Man, I'm on the wrong board again!

>>385975381
SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU

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>>385971131
>MFW No father to teach me Riddle of Steel

>>385975571
AND HERE THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN

>>385975571
AND TO HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THEIR WOMEN!!!!

>>385975726
YES THAT IS GOOD!

>>385975271
Is typical fantasy not a eurocentric history, folklore and mythology homage?

>darth vader wears dreads

nah, fuck that shit

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>>385976449
Are you high

But... Steel is heavier than feathers...

>>385977079
But they're both one kilogram...

>>385977079
This still gets to me so hard.
They way he illustrated that shame, dread and empathy of genuinely being unable to grasp something is just perfect.

>>385974336
Fuck You!

>>385972669
The sequel is like a straight up D&D module. That sucked.

>>385972882
If Legend and Ladyhawke hadn't been things, I would agree. But since they were, you're objectively wrong as fuck.

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>>385971131
>He has never meet Rean Coldsteel.

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>>385975176
because those are his natural eyes

>>385971131
A line lifted straight from Hassan ibn Sabbah.

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>>385975720
>HERE

Well, at least you tried

>>385971131
>there are millenials and Zs on this board who will not get it

>Watch this movie with gf
>Next week we're in Toronto looking for places to eat
>Thai restaurant called "Sukothai"
Many laughs were had.

>>385971131
>Thulsa Doom thread
>No bitches
No wonder he is not pleased

>>385971298
His plan didn't pan out. He got spotted as an imposter and was jumped by goons almost as soon as he shows up to Thulsa's mountain.