> Here's your controller, bro

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>>385968743

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>>385968743
Thanks, let me just plug that in...

>>385968743

Why are gamers such sad group of thirsty virgins

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>>385969070

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>>385969225

>>385969070

neat

>>385968743
That's some avant garde shit.

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Here's my controller bro. I used to use this to play Perfect Dark 64 multiplayer matches with my family. Better than the n64 controller by far. I didn't use the foot pedals but just the wheel and the triangle pads driver stick.

>>385968743
Ohhh

>>385969070
that's a dam good computer haha

>>385969070
>housing a computer inside a case with a fur coat

as a computer rights activist, i'm outraged

>>385969070
Where can I get the all new beaver case for my new rig?

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>>385968743
Nice, it'll match my speakers

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>>385971181
and my phone charger

>>385969070
Every day we stray further from God's light.

>>385971181
>Zune

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>>385969070

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>>385971510
Anon, we make vanilla, strawberry, and raspberry flavorings out of beavers' butt juice, a PC casing is nothing
Also these kinds of things exist

>>385968743
>>385968743
if the boobs were made in skin-like sillicon, then it would be perfect

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>>385969070

>>385968743
>no nipples
wtf anon

>>385972123
>Also these kinds of things exist
So?

>>385969070
>damn there's computer in my fur agin

>>385971181
>put head between titties
>blast incest porn through speakers

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>>385972123
>we make vanilla, strawberry, and raspberry flavorings out of beavers' butt juice
I'm sorry what

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>>385968743
>black

>>385972123

>Les Miserables

Oh god please tell me that its not real?

>>385973175
yeah, the secretions from beaver anal glands are used in sweeteners

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>>385973401

>>385973175

yeah, just about everything with strawberry or raspberry flavoring is beaver gland

>>385973587
Unless you're a vegan who cares

>>385972123
>>385973401

Brings a new meaning to butt chugging.

>>385973587
the shiny gloss you see on most hard candies is made out of a substance made from crushed beetled shells.

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>>385973346
It's real, homeboy.

>>385972123
>ONII-CHAN 24601!

>>385973776
why the fuck cant we just invent that shit with science?
god damnit

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>>385969879
>dam

>>385972123
>>385973832
Literally nothing wrong with this.
I don't understand.

>>385973887
we used Science to discover this shit. Why invent it when its already available. ALL NATURAL

>>385973832

Dude what the fuck? Are they fully colored and fully drawn?

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>>385969070
yesss, in the name of the omnissiah

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>>385973967
It just bothers people for some reason

>>385974049
The Adeptus Mechanicus look so goddamn cool.

>>385974049
>TFW you've been working for years to become closer to the glory of the machine but on the whim of a tech-priest a beaver is granted the position of enginseer

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>>385974027
It's basically an LN version of the story

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>>385974154

I wanna violate that Pan

>>385972123
>>385973832
>>385974154
>>385974314

Wish these exist when I was a kid.

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>>385972123
>>385973832
>>385974154
>>385974314
God, this shit is so uncanny.
There's really nothing wrong with it, considering these stories have been adapted into every kind of media under the moon, but it still just feels so surreal. Like, there's an audience for this?

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>>385974538
There's an audience for just about any piece of shit a company spews out.

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>>385969070

>>385974314

Fuck, i kinda want to read these now that they have anime pictures. Fucking kill me

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>>385974506
>>385974538
There was a thread on /a/ like 2 days ago about this shit.

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>here bud

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>>385969070

>>385974758
ドロシーかわいい

>>385969070
I find that oddly disturbing

>>385968743
>>385969070
>sit down senpai we gotta talk

>>385974758
The art genuinely looks great.
What's wrong with this kind of adaptation, as long as it's not butchered?

>>385973832
now this is my kind of waifubaiting

>>385969225
>Implying non-virgins don't also hypersexualize everything.

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>>385973832
>>385974314

>Reading that shit instead of watching pic related

>>385972123
>Published by the same people who publish the Street Fighter comics

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You're using this >>385968743
Plugged into this >>385969070
When your mum or dad walks in.
What's their reaction, /v/?

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>>385973986
non-GMO is a meme, I mean yeah every company involved is literally cancer, but still.

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>>385968743
*pfft* Here's your controller BRO HAHAHAHAH

>>385971387
nice abs

>>385969070
As cool as that is, that computer now has a permanent fur coat. I wouldn't trust that shit to not overheat before it even finishes booting.

>>385975230
IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM

>>385968743
tits too big

>>385968743
>Th-thanks bro
>hoverhands the whole time

>>385975269
These videos are always so hot.

>>385974961
Nothing at all, especially since it's just the original books, just with anime pictures

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>>385974798
>tfw I have one of those
>tfw for a number of years it was my only working ps2 controller
>tfw the saw is chipped to hell due to years of wear
Fug. It was hell, but rad because it makes chainsaw noises when you pull the ripcord.

>>385974758
Witch of the west a cute! CUTE!

>>385974758
I'd get that Wicked Witch wet, if you know whatI mean.

>>385973832
>>385972123
this is some real childhood enhancing shit right here

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>>385969070

>>385972123
There is nothing wrong with this, the little girl in the movie poster was also pedobait

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>>385969070
Cool, saved.

>>385974758
I wanna fuck that witch

>>385972123
Wait what's wrong with this?


Why is everyone upset?

>>385974758
I wanna get FUCKED by that witch.

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>>385975973
>>385976615

>>385974538
it's just cartoons for jap children. It's not sexual or creepy

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>>385969070

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>>385969070

>>385976681
CUTE

>>385972123
>>385973832
>>385974154
>>385974314
>>385974758
>>385976681
the art for these are nice, going to have to check them out later.

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>>385976638

/v/ filled with normies, how do you not know this by now?

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Even
Further

>>385969070
I unironically want this

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>>385976681

>>385969070
What a neat bad idea.

>>385977532
I don't get it? Why would normies be upset.

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>>385969070
>neighbor hunts for you rig

>>385973868
I laughed.

>>385976681
Hey isn't that....

I learned so much in this thread.

>>385976681
>rod shaped pendant dropping towards the cleavage
I really like that, but unfortunately it's not used a lot by non-whores.

>>385972123
>Getting mad that a foreign story that was turned into a book and then a movie gets adapted to a different book

Lol

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>>385968743
here's your new case bro

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>>385977619
and this is going even further beyond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d-uB0vaoQo

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>>385968743
Pass the DDR pad, bro!

>>385978473

Where do I plug in my devices?

>>385969070

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should

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>>385969070

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>>385978509
Or saviour is sugoi!

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>>385978718
Keep it to yourself.

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>>385971181

>always liked statues and human body
>kinda want to get mannequins and pose them like Greek/Roman statues in in bed and living room
>afraid visitors and especially girls will think i'm a creepy fuck and/or serial killer

>>385978727
Bullshit. Even if we shouldn't, we should do it anyway. That's what being human is all about.

>>385979093
Embrace it.

>>385979025

You monster!

>>385969225
Why do americans have a phobia of tits?

>>385979093
Why not buy some classy replica instead? A genuine interest for art isn't a drawback at all.

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>>385978509
why am i feeling depressed more than usual after watching this

>>385979347

I want them without heads/faces or arms and replicas are above my budget, plus mannequins are pretty modular I can buy new or different limbs and pose in new ways if I want to

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>>385978509
The animation is shit tier but that's still emotional as fuck.

>>385979547
That is pretty weird. Not saying that your necessarily a weirdo, but mannequins of all things is such a stereotypical serial killer thing. If I came to your apartment my first though would probably be that I'd rather get off'd by someone more imaginative.

>>385978509
Not even religious but that was much better than what I was expecting, pretty nice

>>385979093
Get a sketchbook too and start drawing, turn your perverse admiration of the human form to a perverse drive to depict the human form.

>>385979103
>>385979103
It's actually the exact opposite. Being human means being rational, only animals and savages blindly follow whims and urges.

getting high and spending all that money on a fucking beaver PC is a waste of money and a beaver, it's also really bad for heat ventilation

>>385969070
I have seen some shit

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>>385969070
>all these fucking newfags
This pictures as old as dirt, must have been posted on /v/ thousands of times.

Fuck off normies.

>>385979993
Really? Shit, I've been around pre-chanology and this is the first I've seen it.

>>385976226
>was also pedobait
What the fuck are you on about, just because she's cute?

>>385979093
Get some nice marble ones no store bought shit that'll look creepy. Take a drawing class acquire a muse say you'll draw her. Pose her with mannequins make mannequins focus and her the side point of the piece. Become famous artist?
Profit!?

>>385979547
mannequins in your own house would make you seem like a serial killer or a rapist

>>385980064
>pre-chanology

>>385979993
>someone hasn't been on 4chan 24/7 for the last 13 years

fucking newfags, amirite?

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>>385974758
Thought you were posting the Nintendo DS game for a hot minute.

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>>385975904
>GC version isn't as cool looking and doesn't have sound effects
I love mine and hate it at the same time.

i wonder what a girl would say if we were about to have sex and I pull down my pants and say "here's your controller, bro"

>>385978509
>Christ doesn't activate his power
>Title theme doesn't play as he breaks off the cross
>Romans aren't saying "H-HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!?"

Fucking shit

>>385978509
jesus christ...

>>385980583
They were trying to stay accurate to the manga.

>>385980414
Except for the lion, those designs look nice. Is the game actually any good?

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>>385980684
It's a super basic and serviceable DQ clone. Absolutely not going to blow your socks off, but it's fine. Dorothy is a fucking cute though.

>>385980583
fucking animefags wishing everything doesn't go accord the manga
even Evangelion's manga made more sense than the anime original

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>>385978509
I don't know why, but this has made me want a isekai set during biblical events

>17 year old Japanese NEET gets sucked into the Old Testament

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>>385980583
Nah this is the reboot. Gotta watch the original where he's saved by Ezio

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>>385980583
*teleports behind the soldiers*
"N-NANI?! That's impossible!"
Psssh, with God all things are possible, kid

>>385981703

>AC2 looked like that.

Jesus is that console or low PC setings or something? I know it wasn't amazing but that looks PS2 grade.

>>385969070
wouldn't that reek in summer?

>>385969070
Metal as fuck

>>385969879
CARLOOOOOSSSS

>>385982162
That's actually Brotherhood

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>>385974314
That looks suspiciously like Turtle Fish Paint's work.

>>385978509
"Yare yare daze"
Jesus Christ of Nazareth- 33AD

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>>385981014

>>385982079
Kek

>>385975276
Thanks big bro, have fun with your FUCKIN CORDS

>>385982743
Artist is Kriss Sison

>>385980934
she has a cute forehead tho

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>>385974538
Nigga you have no idea.

>>385980414
I remember seeing this in Nintendo Power before it released, but I literally never actually saw it in any stores.

Pissed me right the fuck off, I was actually hyped for it for no actual reason.

>>385984465
Hah. I do have five copies of a Manga-bible that I saved out of a trashcan some years ago, but that takes it to a new level.

I thought this thread was about vidya controllers not anime

>>385973832
Gotta get the kids hooked on 2D early.

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>>385969879

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>>385969879

>>385982079
>Jesus looks up, a smile on his face
>"Though he were dead, yet shall he live..."
>Lazarus bursts out from his tomb, a behemoth of a man, shattering the stone with his bare fists.
>He leaps in front of the cross, facing down the roman soldiers.
>"...and whoever believes in him shall never die."
>Pontius Pilate rises from his chair, his face twisted with a manic grin.
>"Tsk tsk...interesting! But we're not done here quite yet."

>>385968743
>No buttons as a nipple
YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB!

>>385969070
I don't know shit about building a PC, but from the pictures, isn't it lacking anything good.
Its a truly basic as fuck PC right, like 3GB ram and 250HD right?

>>385985676
I would watch battle shounen bible adventures.

>>385985676
>The roman soldiers charges Lazarus, but he crushes them one by one, punching shields in half and snapping swords across his forearms.
>Suddenly someone catches his fist. Pontius Pilate looks him dead in the eye.
>"I might've washed my hands from the blood of Jesus, but I don't recall making any such commitment regarding yours."
>Lazarus twists his hand free and takes a big swing at Pontius Pilate. The prefect dodges it effortlessly, before burying his knee in Lazarus side.
>"You should've stayed in your tomb."
>Lazarus roars, flexing every muscle of his massive body. He pick up Pontius Pilate at the waist and gets ready to slam him into the ground.
>Pontius Pilate sighs.
>"What is truth? In our battle that question is quite easy to answer."
>From his sleeve, the prefect produces a dagger which he stabs into Lazarus' ear. The giant staggers, falling to his knees. Lazarus twists himself out of his grip.
>"You can't kill me..." Lazarus says between gritted teeth. "If you do, our Lord will send me back."
>"I have no intention of killing you" Pontius Pilate walks past him, ignoring his beaten opponent, and looks up to Jesus on the cross. "If you claim to be the king of men, why won't you succumb to this lawful execution?"
>Jesus lowers his head, still smiling.
>"Well, my good prefect. I guess you could say I came up with a better ending to our story. Thank you, Lazarus. You've given me just enough time."
>Before the soldiers frightened eyes, the nails holding Jesus to the cross begins to glow.

>>385982361
Not if the taxidermist actually did his job

>>385969070
I'm sickened but curious

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>>385978509
That ending was so nice

>>385969070
>you will never be hollowed out and turned into a PC
Why even die?

>>385968935
make it a flat chest and assume theirs a dick and im in

>>385969070
uma nvidia

>>385969572
Anyone got the gif/webm of the kid playing a MOBA with a wheel? That cracked me up pretty hard a few years ago, then I never saw it again.

>>385977619
My aunt bought my nephew these for Christmas.

Been trying to convince him manga isn't for fags and this didn't help.

>>385979993
calm down moomin-senpai

>>385968743
>friend bought a stolen mannequin leg from a junkie and made it into a fight stick

It's pretty disturbing when he caresses and strokes it between every loading screen or match.

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>>385977619
oh hi

>>385990095
clean your monitor you disgusting filth-hoarder

>>385990427
i dont need too im blind

>>385990095
Do you sneeze directly at your monitor?

>>385968743
>Can't slip fingers under the cleft of the breasts because they're absurdly small.
Trash.

>>385969070
Is this why there aren't many women engineers?

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>>385990601
>sneeze

>>385969070
>meanwhile, in canada

>>385980608
Severely underrated, audibly kek'd

>>385969070
wut

>>385972123
delet this

>>385969225

Please go back to facebook.

>>385981014
>is immediately executed for violating the Mosaic Law
lmao

>>385979093
>wants mannequins posed like classical statues in bedroom
>thinks girls will ever want him

>>385992060
That only mattered for hebrews. They didn't give a fuck about what the goyim did as long as they let themselves be swindled out of house and home. Why would hebrews think that racially-specific hebrew laws apply to a young japanese man?

>>385974314
That Alice is cute, CUTE!

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>>385980608

>>385992335
Actually, if you were living among Israelites, you had to obey their laws.
Leviticus 24:22
So if you work on the seventh day, get ready for execution

>>385992740
Hey, good point. I wasn't aware of that. My expertise is more focused on modern kikery.

>>385979897
>waste of a beaver
I feel bad for the beaver desu

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>>385974314
So that's what this is from.

>>385993470
>tfw the sauce is found

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>>385972123
yes.

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>>385974679
>That garbage made $29m in it's opening day.

Are Americans the most blind consumers on the planet?

>>385975072
Is R3 actually happening?

>>385969070
Put me in the screencap. ecksdee

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>>385974758
CUUUUTE!

>>385994000
>50m budget + another 50m in advertising
>25m box office
thats not very good at all why are you ranting about americans

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>>385968743
rip MadCatz

>>385994953
oh those are the munchkins or w/e right? those are cute

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>>385969070
I want to sniff the smell coming out of that fan

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>>385974538
there is nothing wrong with it

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>>385995580
>erotic fairy tales
>AUG
>wolf boy
>everything else

>>385995580
haha I want to watch him eat the grandma and crossdress haha