Splatoon 2 Thread

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What's your highest rank so far, /v/?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13607078

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I saved anyone trouble for the rest of the thread

>>385961152

Isn't that every fucking weapon.

Is there a racing mode for Splatoon 1 or 2?

>>385961152
I'm actually saving screencaps of someone calling every weapon a crutch.
One day I'll have them all.

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>>385961254

>>385961352
>Your favorite weapon is a crutch.

Furry vs anti-furry splatfest when?

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Who is this sea sponge?

>>385961152
I understand the joke, but seriously, there's no person in the universe who could think the fucking Goo Tuber is a crutch.

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>>385961412

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>>385961545
>tfw Nintendo will try to make it somewhat subtle like Skin vs. Fur
>tfw /v/ discovers that over 80% of the player base chooses fur

>>385961740
you can use it as a literal crutch after getting your ass beat non stop because its dead weight

What is best charger to learn with?

>>385961646
Spongebob

>>385963229
The regular one or the firefin one. Try splatterscope if you want, it's hard to get used to if you're good with non-scoped chargers.

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Post woomies

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>>385964271

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>>385964271
thank you draw anon!

>>385964271
Is it legal to stuff her squidhole?

Is it bad that the Hero Shot Replica is still basically my main weapon for multiplayer? I just haven't really clicked with any other weapons besides the N-zap and occasionally the dualies. Plus I love how the Hero Shot just straight up looks like a P90.

>>385964736
It's okay, anon. I'm still using the Splattershot Jr.

>Reporting some of the furry posts
>Don't report others because they're not exactly sexually explicit
Am I just making excuses for them?

>>385965024
Just report them all as harmful/bullying and be done with it. The quicker the fur menace is purged now the better the community will be.

>>385961152
Slosher Machine in Splatoon 2 when

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>>385965024
You're being converted. It's a good feeling, isn't it?

>>385964736
I'm the same. Even though I try to move to other weapons, I always just go back to the P90

>>385965158
>>385965024
You know reporting is useless right unless there's legit bannable material right?

>>385960882
>splatzone
>A rank
>one teammate is running around inking territory
FUCK

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>>385964271

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>>385960882
>join team mayo because fuck it
>notice that all the furries join team mayo because "lol semen XD"
>mfw

Can someone explain to me why an Octarian is giving us the news and everyone is just cool with it? I thought we were constantly at war with these dudes, why is there suddenly a nice one and nobody is saying anything about it?

>>385960882
>using a blaster
You deserved it

>>385965507
>Implying ketchup isn't filled with edgelord furfags because "lol blood XD"

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>>385964271

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>>385964581
That's not me, that's a draw anon from /vg/. His squids are super cute

>>385965532
How do we know she's Octarian?

>>385965683
I mean she's clearly an octopus

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>>385965669
He also drew my spaghetti

>>385965024
I don't report them if they're funny or interesting, but just random furshit gets reported.

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>>385965669
Oh I know that, but he's the only one who drew my squid. I like his style

>>385965560
Are you telling me blasters are crutch too now?
You fuckers will never stop will you

>>385965532
It's 2017 anon, damn.
>not all octarians

>>385961152
wow its like someone who uses an actual crutch weapon got mad and made this

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>>385965532
shes hiding in plain sight. nobody could possibly believe that an octoling is delivering them the news. she's just a fresh lookin squid to them.
also she was present during splatoon 1's boss fight, which everyone besides agents 1-3 and capn cuttlefish believed to be a concert instead of a war. Maybe that inspired her to hang with the squids?

>>385965721
They all look the same to me

I thought I'd be on Team Marina forever, but now I find myself liking Pearl the most. She seems way more friendly and fun.

>>385965926
>implying you're not using a crutch

>>385965956
I will suspect marina for the stolen zapfish and callie's kidnapping

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>>385964271
WOOMY

>>385966004
the problem with the off the hook broadcasts is that pearl is always the first one to speak while marina makes a remark about something she said, making her look like a total dick

>>385965894
>>385961152

Holy fuck someone please kill all the retards in C rank splatzones. it's impossible to rank up and it's making me really fucking mad, I'm A- in both tower and rainmaker but not fucking splatzones holy fuck

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i like painting floors with colored ink

>>385965956
I collected every sunken scroll hoping for an explanation about Marina but I never got one, are octolings and inklings suddenly cool with each other? What is going on? If they are, then why are there still ones running amok underground that we terrorize and murder to steal back their only source of energy they have to keep alive with.

>Some octolings are more equal than others

I need answers.

>>385966453
Inklings are too vapid to hold grudges

>>385966530
Why is Marina the only nice Octoling that's not running around trying to murder Inklings tho?

>>385966453
Inklings don't give a shit as long as you're fresh or doig something fresh.

>>385965532
Because she isn't a retard nor does she want to take over the world like the rest of the octolings

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>people finally learning to deal with aeroshitters

>>385966662
She's also the only one not wearing those robot-like goggles
Maybe those are mind control things like Callie's shades?

>it's a teammate is AFK so you derank episode
Whyyyy

>>385966774
congrats to your B- promotion

>>385966824
Not on her eyes at least.

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>>385966453
inklings don't care about things like that.
She gives them entertainment and looks cute. So. She's welcome

>>385965430
Furfag detected. Yiff in yell

>>385965956
I wonder why most Octarians stay in their tentacle form. Even during the most hype concert in 100 years, where you'd imagine everyone loves having arms to wave around. You don't see Inklings hanging out in their squid forms just because.

>>385966774
You're having problems against the worst weapon in the game to the point it badly needs a buff.

So do we have to wait for splatoon 3 for more DEEPEST LORE? There's so much shit going on with an incoming apocalyptic event, grizzco and stuff

>>385967236
I'd assume the little tentacle guys are underaged because all of their parents died in previous wars and the Octarians are desperate for fighters

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>>385967161
>Yiff in yell
>in yell

Just saying you're wasting your time and would be better off ignoring it, and actually yeahing shit that should be in the public eye

>>385966946
i'm playing turf war

Is there any sailor type head gear in this game?

>>385967439
>furfag AND jojofag

Damn son you're a real catch.

>>385967362
Knowing nintendo, lore will probably never be deeper than it is right now.

>>385967439
>ignore that burning fire
>It won't grow worse and kill us all
It's your handwringing that allowed the SJWs to grow to the power they did. This is a war of attrition and you feel you're entitled to victory on the first day.

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>People on my team always finishing on 400 points or less
How is this actually possible? What are they even doing?

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>>385967236
>>385967371
>"This looks to be a thesis on the massive weaponry employed by the Octarians. Specifically, this research shows how sentient tentacles are implanted in their machines as a means of control. This science is at least 15 years ahead of the rest of the world!"
i know at least octarians are the sentient tentacles cut off from a larger being. that's how octolings reproduce. octolings i have no idea

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>>385967371
>story mode has you slaughter hundreds of child soldiers in a quest for power

>>385967793
>>385967736
So tell me how effective reporting has been thus far?

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Reminder to fresh your furry overlords

>>385966453
The also literally dont know shes an octoling, nor do they care to find out

>>385967995
out of sight, out of mind

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>>385968035
>furfags invading a kid's game

>>385967995
>How effective has this artillery shelling been if we just fired all the rounds and recon hasn't returned with the results?
Dumbass

>>385967346
My teams have been

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Reminder: If you're voting mayo, you're on the furfag's side.

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>>385968035
>tfw reported so many I barely see them now

>>385967793
>Being so retarded that Kotaku has a better explaination
http://kotaku.com/splatoon-2s-lobby-is-full-of-furries-1797481491
It will die down it you ignore it. It's because of people like you sperging out every time you see a dog walking upright that causes more art to be made. Y'know, to make you sperg out even more.

>>385967995
Great so far.

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>>385968202
Man how fucking salty is this place gunna be if not only does ketchu lose to mayo, and marina loses to pearl, but it'll be because a bunch of furry fetishists are better at the game then you are.

>>385968202
>furry
>C- rank
>uses Aerospray
>buys amiibo
Jesus how fucking disgusting

>>385967371
>a majority of Octavio's audience is underage and very impressionable
>after every concert, a select group of youngsters are allowed backstage
>there they are groomed by Octavio into child soldiers to sate his unending hatred for the Inklings
>after 20 minutes with him, all the cool kids know it's street to kill Inklings

I bet he controls all the orphanages, too.

>>385965669
wait what? There an anon drawing our squids? I must get in on it. I felt bad missing out on the Xenoblade X drawing before

>>385968337
Don't worry, anon, I'm on Team Ketchup, so we've basically already won.

>>385967236
The tentacles are literally just tentacles actually. Apparently there's a process to turn their tentacles into grunts, all the bosses being tentacles fused with machinery. Octavio, Octolings and the Octo Samurai are the only exceptions we've seen it seems

>>385968202
Why are furfags always canids? Disgusting dogfuckers.

>>385968227
>he doesn't know that reporting them just make them dissapear from his game

I don't report them and still see them everywhere

>>385968202
I picked mayo before all this furfag shit happened fuck you

>>385968247
>reading shitaku
>linking to shitaku
>Listening to shitaku
http://archive.is/BgjwH

Fuck off Furry scum.

>>385968509
Oh I know that, but if I don't see them, why should I care?

>>385968486
Thats a racoon dude

Why do furries literally ruin everything
It's like an innate ability they all have

>>385968614
>DrakeHusky

I'm not convinced. Furfag markings are rarely accurate to the species.

>>385968596
I like jacking it to animals, but I'll never dress up as one. I like my humanity intact.

>>385968486
I think it's just confirmation bias for you.

>>385968202
If you're voting ketchup, you're on the undertale fags' side.

>>385968554
Then it is your duty to throw every match to ensure they do not win. Do your duty.

>>385966662
She isn't, you're just projecting your experiences with the small group trying to start an uprising with the entire species, despite never having seen another regular octarian before Marina. The other octarians thought the final boss from the first game was a concert.

>>385968735
>I like jacking it to animals
>I like my humanity intact
lmao
m
a
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Is the .96 gal a crutch?

>>385968735
>I think it's just confirmation bias for you.
What's your fursona, then? Prove me wrong.

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>>385966453
Here's what I'm thinking.
In both games, the singleplayer modes were secret missions that the public didn't know about. The only ones who knew about it were Callie, Marie, Cuttlefish, Sheldon, and the 2 player characters. Plus the war between the Inklings and the Octarians happened long ago when Cuttlefish was young. So, most of the Inklings probably have no idea about their rivalry with the Octarians. To them, Marina is just another species living among them, like all of the shopkeepers and other bands.

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>vote mayo
>you're a furry

>vote ketchup
>you're a undertalefag/sansfag

What did you choose?

>>385968872
no, the deco will be

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>should be grinding abilities and practicing for splatfest
>playing zelda instead
LOCK ME UP

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>>385968771

>>385968872
Everything's a crutch anon

>>385968892
No fursona for me, boyo. I masturbate to humans and anthros and they get me off the same, so I'm fine with it.

>>385968925
Undertalefag, this is not even a question, my man.

>>385960940
I'm sitting at B waiting for my shitter friends to get off their asses and level up. This game is some of the most fun I've had solo queuing because the matches are fast and the system takes close matches into account. Yet they're scared to get stuck in C hell.

>>385965532
>>385965683
>>385965721
Marina is an Octoling, not an Octarian.

No, I don't know the difference either.

>>385969046
So it's a dog. Knew it.

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>>385968925
>going through and writing all that text pixel by pixel

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>>385968967
>want to play zelda
>feel obligated to grind chunks

>>385968771
My victory and general happiness are the most important thing here. The fact that you may have to suffer losing to furries is no skin off my back.

Recently got this game, and I've been having fun with it when people don't leave, and my team isn't 4 people below level 10 vs 4 people above level 10, but I was wondering.

What's the general strategy for inking the floor? Should I just push mid inking everything, or take my time getting the whole base and then push forward, or does it depend on the what the team does? Usually my whole team pushes mid and I'm the last one just inking the base.

I think my win-lose ratio is pretty bad, it's something like 5-9 so far.

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>>385968925
>furries or skeletons
Easy pick

>>385968925
>>385968752
I don't know how Undertale is connected to ketcup but at least that game has a few songs that sound good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF9QLkw98A8

Everything about furfags cancerous shit.

>>385969106
I'd rather a panda if I had one, but you're allowed to believe in what you want.

>>385968202
I know how to get the Power Armor mask, but where doth ye get ye armor and boots?

>>385969153
Always push

ok anons, how do we deal with squid partys?

>>385964623
>>385966350
>"have you jerked off to...have you jerked off to fucking splatoon porn?"
>"no."

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>>385968771
nah fuck you I want my win

>>385969308
Party :D

>>385969308
Ignore them and paint the map. Either they have their party and you win and get your MMR, pleasing both of you, or they get triggered and start fighting, which gives you a real match.

>>385969189
What would be a good splatfest involving skeletons?

>>385968752
the lesser of two evils in this case

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This furry shit is dumb, but that means that Mayo has weaponized autism now

>>385968752
Undertale fags aren't spamming their shit

>>385969308
kill them all, then paint the map

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Pearl is best girl

>>385969238
talk to your amiibo when you're a higher level

>>385965460
just played a game and had some cunt staying still to the far right of the map in Humpback Pumptrack not doing shit, when the enemy team had the zone
it was a close game, considering it was basically 3v4
I hope S rank is at least 5% less cancer

>>385969443
Halloween: zombies vs skeletons

>>385969343
>>385969145
Furfags detected

>>385969145
This, also it'll be fun to make people upset about furries winning.

>tfw you vote mayo, because you just like mayo more and you don't care for waifus or furries

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>tfw no switch

So any word on the Splatoon Anime?

>>385969443
Skeletons vs Ghosts

>>385969676
>Can't put mayo on fries
>Can't put mayo on meatloaf
Now what?
Mayofags BTFO'd

>>385969443
Skeletons vs. Zombies or Skeletons vs. Ghosts for a Halloween spooky Splatfest

>>385961254
Including some that aren't even in the game yet.

>>385967859
They're children.

>>385961352
Go to <website name> and check the r/splatoon. Pretty sure they whine about literally everything.

nice kiddy game losers go get a social life why do i even still come here

>>385969797
>>Can't put mayo on fries
You're wrong.
Although I prefer to use a blend of ranch and thousand island.

>>385969797
>Can't put mayo on fries
wrong
>Can't put mayo on meatloaf
>eating meatloaf

>>385969443
Ghosts vs Zombies
wait shit

So will they do another Spongebob vs Patrick or Autobots vs Decepticons?

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>>385964271

>>385970021
>>385969992
>Eating fries with mayo
Leave it to furfags to be savages.

>>385967859
I almost had trouble getting to 500 points once with the blaster on Moray Towers against a team with a good eliter and heavy splatling. ALMOST. I still got 600.

I'm guessing literal children who don't understand whats going on.

>>385969676
If it makes you feel better about your impending defeat then sure.

>>385961545
>Pearl fronts the furry side
>in the Splatfest announcement she appears in an Octarian tentacle suit and does a horrible impression of what she thinks Octolings sound like
>she doesn't really understand why Marina hates her costume and why she gets even more mad when she says she also uses it for trick and treating

>>385968486
I've seen one tiger and a bird too, but dogs are very over represented.

>>385970159
I'm sorry you only have shit mayo in the land of the free

>>385970118
If they it better be fuckin' good.
I missed the latter. And the former, but I don't really care about that. Should have been Spongebob vs Squidward.

>>385968925
I enjoyed the parts of undertale with the skeletons. Everything after that was mediocre except for the music, but overall I'd much rather have that than furries.

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>>385970159
>not taking both

>>385970553
>>385970159
>>385969992
>>385969797
>Not making a sauce made up of Ketchup, Mustard, Mayo and a little bit of garlic that goes great on anything.

>>385970553
what is this? a portion for kids?

>>385970553
why would you ruin half of your food with tomato jam?

>>385971117
it's curry ketchup and it's delicious on bratwurst
t. lived one year in germany

What is your strategy against snipers with perfect aim? In modes like Splat Zones and Tower Control where your team is forced to work toward a stationary or specifically-paced objective.

>get someone named Chad on my team
>he gets 200 points
Are all Chads literal Chads?

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>>385970118
Emoji Movie 2 promo

>>385971304
Stay behind the tower's post.

>>385971396
The worst part is that this could actually happen.
Kill me, Pete.

>>385970717
sounds like thousand island minus a couple islands.

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>>385967078
>>385966453
>>385965956
>Story

>As you may have heard, the story in Hero Mode is set around a year after Splatoon 1’s final Splatfest. When Nintendo hosted the Splatfest that pit Callie up against Marie, the development of Splatoon 2 had started and they had already decided to have the result reflected in the sequel. They even had an idea to announce the Splatfest with a phrase “Your choice will change the next Splatoon”, but the timing to announce a sequel wasn’t right. So they eventually released a series of short stories about the Squid Sisters to announce that the Splatfest affected the sequel’s story.

>The interviewer asked if Marina is an Octoling, but they all dodged the question and Nogami simply said, “She has extraordinary hair”. Nogami also noted that Inklings are not paying attention to this too much. Inoue said that the Inklings don’t care about appearances if they are doing something fresh.

>The Squid Sisters had composers who produced their songs. However, Off the Hook are composing their music by themselves. Because of this, Inoue designed them to represent self confidence.

>Pearl is genius artist, but she couldn’t find a right partner because she’s a bit too edgey. Since she finally has Marina as a partner though, their chemistry is sparkling right now.

>>385971117
>all jams have to be fruit
>t.a dumb asshole that hasn't lived and had jalapeno jam

>>385967362
I doubt they'd change the world so drastically in Spla3n just for the story mode.

>>385971532
That movie is from Sony though

>>385965024
Life has always come down to us vs them. Do not surrender what you like to the cancerous hordes just because of relativism. Protect you lewd woomies and cast the furries into the pit.

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>>385970118
Jotaro VS DIO

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>>385971731
>pearl will never recite the news with a freestyle rap

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>tfw wont be getting Switch until end of the year
>All I have is /v/'s autism-fueled threads to keep my hype going
At least practice by drawing inklings got me out of my art block and I can improve my anatomy more.

>>385971962
Emojis in general aren't though, right?

>>385969098
The Octolings are controlled by Octavio's sick beats. Their headgear also acts as a mind control device. Dindu nuffin.

>>385971962
And Transformers is from Hasbro. Sony doesn't actually own emojis though, so the point is moot.

>>385972213
Yeah but Sony produced the movies, and that anon said emoji movie promo, not emoji promo

>>385969153
For Turf War? Push and cuck them out of as much turf as possible. You'll get your spawn area when you respawn. I don't know how people play Turf War for very long honestly. It's very boring in comparison to the heated back and forth of the ranked modes.

>>385972080
Wouldn't surprise me considering Nintendo has posted a Jojo meme on their twitter

So which weapons are gonna get nerfed and buffed? Personally I want the inkbrush buffed so it can finally be useful, I'm killing my fucking fingers getting kills with the damned thing.

>>385972349
Come on man, you know what the fuck I mean.

>>385972349
It doesn't need to be a promo. Emojis are what all the crazy kids are talking about, Nintendo will surely take advantage

>>385972435
They have?

In all seriousness, what up with all those furries invading.

First game was pretty much free of them.

>>385972435
Also, the Part 3 dub just started airing on Toonami.

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i can't wait for the next splatfest!

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>>385970118
>TFW Overwatch vs Talon

>We got to experience Turf War on PS4/XBONE/PC for a limited time via the Arcade
>Squid themed skins

>Tracer gear for the inkling girl and Dualies reskin
I WANT THIS

REMOVE SLOSHERS
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>>385973398
Tri-slosher, yes. Regular Slosher can stay.

>>385972959
>Small amount of furry art in the square
>Autists sperged out with anti-furry messages
>Furries found it funny and decided to cause more autists sperging out by making more art
It's funny reading people on /v/ freak out every time something furfag related happens.

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>>385966453
The general population is not aware of the war between their species. The single player in both games are covert ops. Keep in mind you're only going to octodomes that house a zapfish, similar to how you would infiltrate an enemy base in some other game. This means the octarians there are likely subordinates of DJ Octavio.

Only somewhat related, but I was writing this for a deleted thread to explain why there's so many furfags on /v/:

You know how heroin abusers are frequently also cocaine abusers?

Being a furfag isn't an expression of autism (although it definitely can be), it's more of an expression of masturbating a fuck ton and winding up with a million weird fetishes. Chronic masturbaters tend to get into hentai, fringe erotica, furshit, or other stuff beyond the scope of Brazzers, PornHub, Xhamster, and other normalfag porn outlets.

4chan is a complete waste of time, but a very, very addictive one. You can browse here three hundred hours and get nothing at all out of it, but chasing replies is hard to stop.

The same people who wind up on 4chan all the time also wind up jacking off all the time (and playing video games all the time)- digital junkies with few friends, an addictive personality, and an internet connection.

>All this furry and undertale art.
I'm spending more time reporting than playing. Jesus christ these fags need a hobby.

>>385972794
https://twitter.com/NintendoVS/status/875137133190684672

>>385974232
>why there's so many furfags on /v/:
A lot of them play video games.
Occam's Razor

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I'm fine with the furry art, just don't write the word 'furry' in there kids are gonna look that up. Be responsible

how do the drawings work?

I made one but how do i know if people see it or give it a Fresh ;_;

I'm sure I've gotten Ink Resistance Up on my splatfest tee something like 15 times in a row now. I know why, but I've still managed to have other items not roll their supposedly common ability one single time even with a drink ticket supporting them. Fucking delete Squidforce.

>>385974754
ORA ORA isn't explicitly JoJo though. It's just jojofags looking for references at every turn.

>>385974980
>It's just jojofags looking for references at every turn.
JoJo's has the worst fanbase I've ever seen.

>>385974980
In that case, then no, Nintendo hasn't posted a Jojo meme on their twitter. I was just told by /v/ that it was.

>>385975082
You obviously haven't seen any of the fanbases to crawl out of /co/

>>385973289
Fuck off, Activision shill.

next splatfest should be furries vs scalies

>>385974839
If you see it spraypainted in the square/elsewhere or scrolling on the stage's billboards that means people have been calling it fresh.

>>385975335
>Activision

>>385973719
>>385974260

Boy am I glad I bought the JP version of splatoon so all I see in the plaza is good art instead of all this furry drama.

I wanna use these abilities
>main
Fast Swimspeed, Invisible Squid, Ink Saver (sub)
>sub
ink saver (main) x2, fast superjump

>>385974857
For real. Why the fuck isn't the tee neutral. I have ZERO Ink Saver Mains.
I actually do like Ink Res though...

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>One more win and I rank up
>One more lose and my bar breaks.
Help

>>385974812
But a bunch of women play video games and there are no women on /v/

>>385975656
go fucking win then dumbass

So i reached level 30 and got a snail.

How do i get more? Splatfest only or?

>>385975825
I'm trying.

>>385974839
I Fresh'd it

>>385975874
Splatfest reward, and every time you level up from now on.

>>385976210
thanks anon
means a lot

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cuties

>>385975737
You sure about that?

>>385976381
Yes

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>>385964271
*Team Skull theme begins playing*

How do you get the Hero Replica armor?

>>385976168
How'd it go?

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Hey kid, wanna make some cash?

>entire team is alive and one guy on enemy team is left
>team doesn't seem to understand that this is the time to take the fucking tower
I seem to have been mistaken in my expectation that people at rank B would at least have some idea of how to play the game.

>>385977118
fuck off mr grizz all you gave me last time was drink coupons

So once you hit S+, you move up through S+0 to S+50 the same as you moved up the other ranks? Doesn't that mean that something like 85% of the rank progression is in S+? Or are they faster? I remember reading you stop being able to skip ranks with good performance at S, as well.

>4v3
>squid party to make it fair
>two members on my Team quit seeing me do so
This fanbase is no fun anymore

>>385976854
Marie amibo

>>385977118
When are we gonna learn more about Salmon Run's supposed "sketchiness"?

>>385968752
I'll take undertalefags over furfags any day

>>385976168
It's splatzones, I'm just waiting for it to come back.

Is there a way to disconnect from matches fast? You used to be able to do it by pressing the home menu but it looks like Nintendo patched that.

Also you can derank multiple ranks at once if you play horribly just like how you can rank up mutliple ranks if you play great?

>>385977923
>>385976874

>>385974980
No, I'm pretty sure it's a JoJo reference. ORA ORA ORA coupled with a flurry of punches is 99% of the time a JoJo reference.

Guys, I have a problem.

I can't stop thinking about squids.

My entire day consists of squids. I wake up, look at squids, fap, look at more squids, imagine sexual scenarios involving squids, fap some more, think about more squids, eat, squids, squids, squids, eat squids, fap, sleep, sleep fap, and dream of squids.

Help, I think I'm squiding.

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>>385977289
>There are probably adult squids with no jobs that have to do this just to feed their families
>Dad goes into work
>Sees his son all dressed up like him
>Realizes where the extra food on the table came from
>All for just a couple meals

How do I get exclusive shit from the nintendo app thingy? I'm seeing anything.

>>385978109
I think the squidkids that work for Grizzco see it as practice for turf war with the benefit of a paycheck rather than grueling labor

>>385977118

I want to start a union!

>>385968202
>that suggestive drawing
>and they wonder why nobody likes them, not even in splatoon.

>>385978071

Can you imagine how good it must feel to stick your dick in this?

>>385968652
is like your awkward cousin that you don't like but your mother forces you to take him with you everytime you hang out with your friends

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>>385978393

What stupid fucking retard decided the enemy's goal in tower control, the thing that must be protected at all costs, should be a 15 second fall from the spawn

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>Its a entire enemy team is using tri-sloshers and you lose within 30 seconds episode.

Is it just me or is the Octobrush really fucking good?

i cannot wait to see 15 threads at the same time being nothing but furfags posting on /v/ because of their victory which wasn't because of them since they all suck but will take the credit anyways

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>>385968925
>not wanting to fuck a dogman makes you a normie

>>385978645
>game pairs three rapid blasters together for control towers
>if I leave even one alive, they have the potential to effortlessly wipe my whole team
Sure do love, video games

>>385978470
>>385978393

>imagine

Implying I haven't already.

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>>385978740
>fucking anything that is not human
i know 4chan is filled with desperate virgins but is this what happens when they repress their sex drive for long?

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>>385978815

How squishy is it?

>>385977118
I'm actually rather curious to the world outside of Inkopolis. Sometimes when talking about Saltspray Rig Marie will mention some parts of the world eat squid.

>>385978920
I'm not a virgin, and I want to fuck an inkling like nothing else.

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>>385978920
Try reading the full context

>>385968925
>normies are the ones reee-ing
Also I voted mayo before this furry thing happened, how do i escape it bros?

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HOW DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND HOW TO PLAY THIS GAME
IT'S TOWER CONTROL
THE CONCEPT IS SO FUCKING SIMPLE
WHY ARE YOU SITTING AT SPAWN FIRING A LASER
WHY ARE YOU AT THE BASE COVERING TURF WITH YOUR SPLATLING
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

>>385978995
You know those jelly sticky hands on a jelly string you can buy as a kid from those 25 cent machines?

Exactly like that.

>>385979204
They're covering ink to get their specials up, dumbfuck

The fuck is a freshness bonus? I've gotten it a few times now.

>>385978995
How is there not more artwork of Marie dressed like that? My dick requires it.

>>385979204
The former is cowardice the latter is special charging

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>reached level 30
>1 (ONE) fucking snail
>80+ hours
>current streak 34 wins 16 loses in the last 50 matches

I am starting to feel burned out already. This game is so fucking unrewarding holy shit.
Just let me make a perfect gear already so i can REALLY start enjoying the game. I fucking hate this endless grind.

>>385979361
You're fresh with your weapon

>>385979361
An RNG bonus based on how much the matchmaking hates you.

>>385968360
>Buying amiiboos
Just buy some NFC Tags and spoof em

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>furfags joined team mayo just to make lewd drawings about them eating "mayo"

>>385979417
What will you do when you're done making the perfect gear though?

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>>385979417
>posts Monster Hunter
>hates endless grind

>>385979267
Covering turf already inked by your own team doesn't charge special, dumbfuck.

>>385979204
it's called special charging, retard
try it some time, you might win every now and again instead of losing all the time

>>385979382

People are focusing on turboslut Callie at the moment.

Additionally
>obviously dicking around in clear view
>not even shooting
>enemy team still bears down as if foiling a scheme that doesn't exist
Squid parties are dead

>>385979267
>>385979404
this. seems autists in these threads get a glance of someone inking turf off to the side for a few seconds and instead of putting 2 and 2 together, they fly into a sperg fit. if this game had public voice chat, it'd be the worst.

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>>385979473

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>it's another "splatrollers get the lowest points in the room again BUT THEY'RE TOTALLY GOOD GUYS" episode

>>385979859
Good.

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>>385978995

>>385979759
Have fun reking squids with it
>>385979772
MH is way more fun and rewarding than Splatoon anon.
You can achieve so much more in MH in 70 hours while in splatoon you wont even have enough scraps for ONE armor piece.

>>385966043
The roller is a crutch, isnt it?

I fucking love it though and I dont fucking care

>>385980124
>Have fun reking squids with it
If you're not already enjoying reking squids just by being good at the game, then either
A. the perfect gear won't make you better at the game enough to kill squids if you're not already
B. You'll continue to get no reward out of the game because you'll have no goal other than "keep playing because you have the gear"

>>385980109
I want her to knee me in the dick

>>385979267
>>385979908
>>385979820
Yeah see that would make sense but it was actually the same guy doing both so no. The guy was inking his own turf to use his special at spawn, and he wasn't even aiming the laser at the tower on the off chance he would actually kill something.

You are now imagining an inkling on top of you riding your squidstick, ink everywhere.

>>385965305
Sauce me senpai

>>385980065
=(

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>>385980425

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>No Hero Replica of the N-Zap
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I LOVE THIS WEAPON

>>385980290
Sounds like they are the kind of player who is enslaved by their special

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>>385978252
I want to bust that union!

>>385980290
Well clearly you're the asshole here, the guy was just inking turf to get his special, what's wrong with that?

>>385968151
wtf are you talking about lol

>>385980736
But the hero never used the N-Zap

>>385980979
The Hero has shit taste.

What's the worst match you've had? I feel like all my games in turf war today has been with retards that never fucking push. Even had a guy with a roller who spent most of the match going around our side inking every little nook.

>>385963284
This is surprisingly probable

>>385981128
The hero also doesn't bathe

Are Splatling guns any good, or are they as useless as chargers?

>>385980792
Marina has such big suction cups, I wonder if she uses them in a sexual fashion. Suck-squelch-suck.

>>385969081
my friends aren't shitters but too scared to try ranked
fucking pussies
meanwhile i'm in S now

>>385960882
Yep, and for some reason the very last pitfall down the most.

>>385972686
Honestly just make the damn things automatic so I don't kill my joycon.

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>>385979204
FUCKING THIS. STOP FUCKING INKING TURF HALF WAY ACROSS THE FUCKING MAP WHEN THE TOWER IS THREE FEET FROM OUR FUCKING SPAWN. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. MY BAR JUST FUCKING CRACKED FROM THESE RETARDS.

I FUCKING THOUGHT A RANK WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DIFFERENT.

NOPE.

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>>385978920
>human woman

>>385979908
And then there's people like you who always assume that the guy inking turf wasn't just playing like a retard.

>>385978071

When I close my eyes I see flying ink and superjump icons, no joke

>>385981783

I like to pretend my semen is flying ink...

>>385981340
How the fuck can they only play Turf War? That mode, despite being the main one advertised, is only good for warming up.

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>>385961152
Wait is Dual Squelcher in the game? I thought I heard it was out, that was my favorite gun in Splat 1

>>385981539

>here little bro, your turn

>>385969098
Octarians those individual tentacle mooks you routinely blast away in the single player game. Octolings are the ones like Marina and DJ Octavio. Octarians are made from the individual tentacles removed from an Octoling that regenerated into its own entity and remain utterly loyal to its original host. The more tentacles an Octarian has, the smarter and stronger it is. There's a lore snippet about them in the Spatoon Art Book. Let me see if I can find that snippet again.

>>385982072
They're Dualie Squelchers now

>>385978504
The guy who didn't want tower control matches to be overwatch-tier stallfests.

>>385967362
I think single player dlc is entirely possible this time. Seems like they're building up to something wit the Cap'n and the cape he's at

There's an appropriate time in ranked to ink turf and there's times when you should be pursuing the objective. It doesn't make much sense to make an assumption about what was going on when you weren't actually in the game so acting like you know what was going on is silly.

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>>385979204
>tower control on morays
>I'm the only one to get on the tower
>nobody defends the tower
>one guy goes to enemy team spawn while they are riding the tower
>they all keep dying
>as I respawn ONE GUY RESPAWNS TO PIC RELATED
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG TO THESE PEOPLE.
HOW DID THEY EVEN GOT TO "A" RANK

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>>385982161
You mean this?

>>385982226
>Overwatch tier stallfests
Lol so S+ rank then?

I love mayo and I voted Ketchup. Only because the thought of being on the same team as someone who thinks miracle whip is mayonnaise sickens me. I will not tolerate miracle whip.

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Nah, and I don't play garbage ass games.

>>385982297
Yep, that. It's somewhat scary that an individual Octoling can start a quasi-zombie horde by him/herself.

>>385982297
>No reproductive capability

My dreams....

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Why the hell do I still have to carry my team that's full of shitty Chargers that get 4 kills? We're in fucking A+ ranked. How did you even get this high up?

>>385982037
yeah, it's too fucking short too
time-wise
now I'm in S Rank I remember how it feels to hate this game
I have no idea why I'm only dealing with fucking retards in this game now that I'm in S Rank
everybody I'm playing against has insane lag too huge explosions of ink and no ink anywhere, then suddenly tons of ink and the enemy has teleported behind me

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woomy

>>385982363
Miracle whip is the worst thing to happen to condiments since whipped topping/coolwhip

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>>385982281
super jumps to pic related i mean, I'm so mad I can't even think well enough.