How do we fix Symmetra?

>>385953976
You dont, Shes fine. The only feasable buff that shouldnt piss off too many people would be make her sentries physical objects, That way she can use them to get up small ledges.

>>385953976
bigger tits and ass, and then a skin that reveals said tits and ass

the gameplay is beyond saving at this point, might aswell add more sexual content

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we give her cute feet!

She needs to get Bleached™ by big Indo-Aryan dicks.

change her skin color

Categorize her as a defense hero so people stop thinking Mercy + Sym is acceptable.

>>385953976
why does tracers stupid fucking retard face ruin every image shes in

>le aim somewhere on my screen and jump around like a faggot for free kills hero
You don't. You remove her.

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>>385954087
>She's fine
>Beam still goes through corners
>Beam still extends to infinity and beyond due to the detachment delay
>Genji dash, Pharah boost, Winston jump, etc. all make her beam extend for miles so it can do more damage before detaching
I don't know if this is a latency thing that can never be fixed or just dogshit coding, but it's really annoying. Mostly the fucking beam going through corners. It's also still bugged and prefers friendly Mei walls over enemies.

>>385954279
>big
>white
Pick one

>>385954279
>She needs to get Bleached™ by my big Indo-Aryan dick.
fixed
nice timeget btw

>>385953976
POO

>>385954330
Sym + Mercy is great you idjit. Sym's tele can handle all single deaths and Mercy saves her rez for 2 or more.

>>385953976
give her a white people face instead of the poo in loo one

>>385954498
same a mercy dumbass, apparently shes fine if she has it, hypoclit.

Symmetra is a disgusting autistic piece of shit

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>>385953976
by fixing that ratchet ass
INB4 Ireland

>>385954241
maybe this

>>385954139
I like the way you think, Anon. Hopefully Blizzard will realize what they must do to save this game from itself.

>>385954626
Except Symmetra's beam was supposed to be fixed. The devs claimed they fixed it. Mercy's beam going through walls is clearly intentional since she can keep it that way for so fucking long. I don't like it either but good luck fixing that beam without dumb Mercy mains screeching because the only hero they can play got """nerfed"""

>>385954673
don't you have potatoes to not eat and cars to bomb Seamus

>>385954585
Not to mention a Sym being pocketed by Mercy is godly when shit gets rough

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>"I like playing as her but I hate """""black""""" people
>/v/irgins are this immature

Anyway to answer the question Sym either need less homing on her gun, less damage, or less range. As it stands she can clear a team in seconds if she flanks behind them

>>385954509
Mine is 4.23 inches, which is well above the national average. So yes, it's classified as "big"

>>385953976
>Symmetra a hard counter to lucio.
>NOPE booped off stage, can't catch up.

>"Hard counter" to genji
>NOPE Dragon Sword to the face.

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Make her the Pyro class of Overwatch

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>>385954087
>She's fine

Yeah, because there's nothing wrong with a pick rate of LITERALLY 0% at top level play.

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>>385954894
you're gonna get a lot of (You)'s with this one, nice job, very potent bait

>>385954961
That graph doesn't affect you since you don't play in tournaments.

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Give her more revealing skins. Its a crime those thighs aren't shown off more

>>385954961
>orisa at 0

kekkkk

Nice fucking job blizzard. You gave us a character nobody was asking for and now nobody even plays her.

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>>385954961

>Wanting to balance everything around the top 1% of players

found the republican

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>>385954894
>4 1/4 inches
>>>>>big

God Symmetra is so fucking gross. Imagine the fucking diseases you would get from putting your cock in that thing. fucking nasty

>>385954876
>can clear a *shitty team in seconds
How retarded do you have to be to let a symm get behind EVERYONE and let her do even more than three ticks of damage without calling her out

>>385955061
i want to eat her ass

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>>385955267
>having this much shit taste

>>385955224
>not being top 1% in every game you play

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>>385954843
I used all my potatoes to make vodka, the russians knew better. Unlike most fools of Irish blood, I like booty, but there is a razor thin line between perfection and ratchet ass, 2B is literally ass perfection - any more is ghetto b8, any less leaves blue balls.

>>385954961
>out of the 6 characters that are never used 4 are defense heroes
everytime

>>385955042
So you're saying that theres no dive outside of tournament play? How fucking low is your rating?

>>385955001
only a fool wouldn't realize its a counter-falseflagging

>>385955061
Yes. We can still hope she gets a good skin for summer games where we can see her delicious indian mummy thighs

>>385953976
Fix her retarded weapon. She should not be able to charge damage off of shields, also reduce how far her shit goes.

And make her ass 15% bigger

>>385955042
When 12 year olds play online games they imagine every round as playing in tournament. Because what else kind of achievement can you imagine when you are a 12 year old shitter?

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>>385955295
>How unsightly

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>>385955543
What Olympic sport though?

>tfw Symmetra in a Volleyball buruma

>>385955621
drown me in ass

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>>385954894
HAH!

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>>385955621

>>385954961
>hanzo is the most used
>mlg nerds are always right
Smells of controller glitch.

>>385955746
I don't think this year's is necessarily Olympics related so who knows.

Honestly I feel like she's not getting a skin at all because her anniversary skin was pretty epic.

>>385955913
>Ana grabbing and really getting in her daughters ass

Nice.

>>385955378
I wish I could find pictures of Mercy without her dress on. Something about her leggings drives me crazy.

>>385953976
more porn

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>India
>Olympics

Nice joke

>>385955293
Because some s
Syms wait until you're fully engaged before peeking out to take down the healer before the dps

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>>385955913
>those moe faces

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>>385955224
>found the republican

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>the most pungent one yet................ BRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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>>385954894
High quality bait, prepare for a lot of (you)'s.

reduce range of her gun by 1m and pls fix how it goes thru solid walls shits annoying

>>385956385
NERF THIS!

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satya

>>385953976
Fix Bastion first you bitch.

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>>385956452
hol up, is that the video where sisters lez it up, it looks familiar, I'd ask for sauce, but I may already have it, and will graciously share it

>>385954839
>>385954498
The beam doesn't "go through walls". It remains on a target for about a second after you break line of sight so that the Symmetra can try to get back on target without losing the damage ramp up because some little thing got in the way. The same goes for the delay before Mercy's beam breaks, or when you lose line of sight with Zenyatta's Harmony/Destruction targets.

>>385956817
Oh god if it's a pair of lesbian sisters I need this. That is some of the best.

>>385956817
It's just a solo vid of geniva. At most she might use her dildo a bit.

I want to pick this up for PS4 so I can play with some pals. Any place that has it on sale often? 20-30 or so. Don't want to spend more than that on it.

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>>385956817
I want sauce on what you saw

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>>385954509

t. untouchable dravidian

>>385954529

Heil Kalki

>>385954961
There's 25 characters anon, if you expect every character to have a clean 4% you'll be very disappointed.
But I do agree that Lucios pick rate is fucking disgusting

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>>385955913
>no version of that pokemon anal picture like this but for overwatch

>>385954509
Phat Zane
Titch Jones
Matt Hughes

And I've got several white Chaturbaters favorited who have huge penises.

>>385955913
Zarya, that's not how mirrors work

>>385953976

-Remove Teleporter/Shield Gen awareness lines, but make it so when a teammate sees one it is pinged on the map for your whole team
-Holding the crosshair over your target causes the M1 beam damage to ramp up faster. A Symmetra who could follow a target would see a buff, while less skilled Symmetras would see a nerf, but could still damage high-mobility units without much aim
-Hold down the sentry button to launch it like a projectile, floating forward like her barrier. If it hits a valid surface, it will attach and become a turret. Can shoot lasers mid flight
-Let the M2 be charged up to even higher levels, resulting in huge orbs that move very slowly. The highest charge produces a stationary orb that eventually disappears.
-Let me put sentries on my barrier

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>>385955224
Kekking

>>385955913
>Mei's section piled high with donuts and cakes and other shit

She's not fat nor does she eat like a blue whale, people, fuck's sake.

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>>385955913
i want ana to dominate me

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>>385957116
>>385957084
>>385956952
I have the version with sound

the problem is, I have no fucking idea which file it is in a sea of 200GB of porn, and I've been slacking off on my indexing - keep the thead alive and I might just find it and upload it.

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>>385958837
Godspeed anon

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>>385959193
Blizzard should stop exploiting these people. It's getting embarrassing.

>>385953976
Teleported explodes after destruction, dealing 200-80 damage based on proximity

>>385953976
Reduce auto-lock aim and replace E with something less shit.

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>>385959193
the problem is I'm probably chasing a literal numbered file with no key words to help narrow it down

or worse yet it might have been on my old HDD that failed a few years back RIP

>>385955913
I just noticed some blonde person behind D.va's reflection holding up some blue and white shimapan. Who is that?

>>385955001
>>385956452
Not even good bait
Fucking newfags

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>>385960743
yeah I give up /v/, I failed you, it was probably the only lez file I ever bothered to fap to, but I just can't find it, I'm now 90% certain it's on my failed HDD, whom's motor died, so only a lab can save that data.

>>385955621
>>385955913
no way d.va's ass is that big

>>385956103
>You definitely got my ass sweetie

>>385957936
>And I've got several white Chaturbaters favorited who have huge penises.
What are you, a fag or something?

>>385962187
I think you already know the answer to that.

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>>385961919

Stop being a faggot.

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>>385955913
>every ass is shown
>except Zarya's which is half covered
Either someone gives me a good reason for this right now or nobody walks out of here alive including me

how come a man like an asses? it were on the girl take shits since was little girl. True man like a tit.

>>385962410
im not, im just sayin she's a small and korean its an exaggeration, i like asses man im just sayin be a little on model

>>385954509
>big
>not white
Pick one. See, I can do that too.

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>>385962431
if you saw her venus dimple your eyes would melt as if you saw an old one

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>>385962679
ESL?

INB4 has any ever been so far as

>>385953976
The only think that really needs fixing is her beam. There are several ways to fix it though.
>Lower the beam's distance slightly.
>Have it disconnect around corners, like roadhog's hook now does.
Or
>Lower her movement speed slightly when the beam is attached to someone. Not by too much, but enough that someone could run away if it's just Symmetra attacking them and they have the health to escape.

In exchange, they can make her right click shots move faster depending on how large they are. (Small shots are faster, bigger shots are slower but do more damage+bigger hitbox.)

>>385962679
Just do like me and enjoy every single bodypart including ass
Besides you can like ass without wanting to fuck anuses, well I do anyway.

>>385962985
I like Venus dimples though. They are pretty

>>385954961
fuck the top level
I'm trying to have fun here

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>>385962679
>>385963114
okay that was actually kinda mean, what's your native language? I'll help you with this one being a burger that speaks other than mustard.

or did you mean this?

>How come a man likes asses? it's where she poops, true men love tits.

still that being said patrician taste appreciates a woman for the whole package - tits, ass, face, feet, back of knee, all of it.

>>385953976
Same way we fix op. With a shovel and a sage.

>>385961889
Any details you can remember to help us potentially find it? It's gotta be out there somewhere...all we need is the right description. THINK ANON

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>>385963682
I already tried, sorting my ENTIRE porn folder by date and if was there it'd be at the back end of 2012, 2013 at the latest. that was about the same time my old HDD died, and I had a whole DECADE of 4chan history saved on that drive, best lesbian porn is just the tip of the iceberg

>>385953976

replace her with a white or asian girl

>>385962431
Put the gun down Wick. Just because two bitches died in your life doesn't mean you have to go out like bitch number 3.

>>385962985
>>385963209
I looked up venus dimples, Zarya's would send me to heaven faster than Superman and Flash could manage.

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>decide to try out symmetra in quick play
>get play of the game twice on both attack and defence for holding W and Mouse1 until 4 people died

>>385953976
Fix her chin.

>>385963901
No I mean just a description of the content so someone else can hope to find it on the internet.

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>>385963901
even a whole folder filled with screenshots of every snackban I got, which went into thousands

having been here since Dec '03 I always win the oldfag contest, so I play the snackban contest because that's at least half fair

>>385964304
well no shit, venus dimples are about muscles and zarya is all muscled amazon goodness

>>385955913
>no updated version for sombra

>>385961290
There's also a stack of characters on the far left and I don't know who the kid with a smartphone is.

>>385962679

I really started to like asses after fucking a girl doggie style. Don't even care for anal.

It's nice to slap, hold, and shove a finger up the pooper.

I don't even give a shit about tits anymore. Actually a chick with nothing but a tight t-shirt on is hot as fuck.

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I main symmetra and I'm not even being facetious - I'm glad there's a character I can play that's supportive, focuses on defense, and can solo destroy the other team when I'm feeling cheeky and know I can get away with it. I've never been good at aiming in games, so before this character I've never known the feeling of shitting all over a 6 person team basically solo and its great.

Whether you no life try hards like it or not, you don't have to aim to dominate in this game and I think that's only going to continue in multiplayer shooters because the "hardcore" counterstrike autism squad doesn't bring in cash like kids, casuals, and people without all the time in the world to practice do.

In short, if you don't like symmetra, suck my cock.

>>385965427
Playing support means you don't have a cock.

Say suck my clit.

>>385960252
why is this bitch designed so fugly. I've never seen a video game protagonist so uncomfortable on the eyes.

>>385966161

The idea that helping others makes you less masculine is wrong you limp wristed cum gargling faggot

why the fuck is /v/ so full of race-baiting faggotry lately, jesus fucking christ you can't have a thread about anything without some faggot race-baiting one either side.

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>>385953976
Lower her fucking damage, holy shit.

>>385966435
Play a tank if you want a cock. They support and get shit done.

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>Whether you no life try hards like it or not, you don't have to aim to dominate in this game and I think that's only going to continue in multiplayer shooters because the "hardcore" counterstrike autism squad doesn't bring in cash like kids, casuals, and people without all the time in the world to practice do.

>tfw Indian ex was the kindest, most caring and loving Gf I ever had for the first month and the worst Human Being I ever met after that

>>385966594
/pol/ cancer, duh. They're everywhere on this site.

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>>385962679
I was gonna do a meme reply but I actually want to answer seriously.

Its not just ass, the ass is merely the tissue and fat under the lower back for padding. Its nice but on its own its not that attarctive. The attraction comes from the surrounding parts: Hips, lower waist, thighs and the arch of the spinal cord (you know what I mean, when girls stand with their behind pushed out by pushing their waist forward.)

The vagina is where men are required to penetrate to reproduce, and since the vagina remains largely hidden between the legs, the next closest thing to it to lure horny men inside would be the glutes. Its closer to an evolutionary reason. The breasts are only mammary glands, only for use by the baby and won't affect initial reproduction at all. It's only for post birth.

Keep in mind this is just my personal speculation on human attraction.
We all know the term "child bearing hips" which it gets as wider hips mean more space for the baby and an "easier" experience to push it out. Also due to estrogen women naturally have fat go to the thighs and ass first before the other body parts. this fat has more use here which is pretty much the origin of the thicc meme. the ass is made bigger so it becomes easier to notice for the men of the tribe. to show they have enough fat nutritionally and will be physically able to hold that baby for 9 months.
So a female ass is like the flag saying "come to this area of the body" and this evolutionary association alone is why we like booty.

tl'dr its based way more on evolutionary reasons than any concious associations with shitting or having them from birth.

>>385966594

It actually has made this website cancer and I don't come here like I used to. I like edgelord humor but I swear to god /pol/ took it too far. We're all human beings, we're all equally shit. I wanna poke fun at stuff other than race now - can we focus on weight, appearance, being a casual, sexual orientation, etc for a bit for old times sake?

>>385966594
>>385966792
/v/ has become overrrun with bottom of the barrel shiteaters who embrace casual faggotry so as far as I'm concerned this board deserves to get shitposted to death by race baiting /pol/tards

>>385966891
>>385966792
It's never been this bad though. In the last week I've seen so much "u mad whyite boi xD" type race-baiting shit like never before.

>>385966435
playing the character that doesn't require you to learn to aim instead of learning to aim is a female trait
theres a reason all mercy player are girls

not to mention the tank roster is full of no aim yet you still gravitated to support

>>385967009

/v/ has always been and always will be contrarian to the extreme. With all the /pol/ shit, your average /v/irgin tries roleplaying as tyrone to get his goat. That's all.

>>385967028
It is honesty weird how almost all women who play just play mercy. WHY?

>>385967325
she's the braindead healslut

>>385967325

The argument is that if they die, it's not their fault because they should have been protected. They get all the thanks and upvotes after a match. They legitimately make a difference in a match and don't ever have to deal will the stress of the front lines if they don't wanna.

It's just like women in real life man.

>>385966435

>limp wristed

Coming from the guy that can't aim and plays support.

Ironic since you have no cock which means your wrist don't get exercise.

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>>385967221
>/v/ has always been and always will be contrarian to the extreme. With all the /pol/ shit, your average /v/irgin tries role-playing as tyrone to get his goat. That's all.
before or after chanology? yes, there was always a contrarian attitude on /v/ but chanology was the beginning of the end of /pol/ posting, there's a reason there was several revisions before m00t said fuck it and took /new/ and made it /pol/ and stopped trying altogether, and /pol/ has always been the magnet for the MOST cancerous people of 4chan even moreso than /b/tards. speaking from experience

>>385966435
>you limp wristed cum gargling faggot
>I've never been good at aiming in games, so before this character I've never known the feeling of shitting all over a 6 person team basically solo and its great.

I wanna fuck Symmetra

>>385967572
What does it say about a dude that only plays tanks.

Or a guy that only plays dps.

>>385956827
That logic is flawed. Symmetra holds her damage "charge" even after the beam lets someone go. If she didn't, then she wouldn't be able to kill a bunch of blind Squishies on a point.

fix her jay leno chin

>>385967325
>girly angel design
>no aim needed
>passive play style
>blame is always on everyone else for not protecting them because no one is checking that they never pull out their pistol and defend themselves so they can delude themselves into never feeling responsible for a loss
>despite being a babby mode character still has a massive game changing ult to suck up all that attention and feel like they carried

>>385967943

DPS - a guy that ONLY play DPS is a gloryhog ego driven and lonely manchild who can't imagine relying on others or being relied on. IF he's really bad and often tries repeatedly for PoTG kill streaks and ignores teammates or blames his teammates for failure instead of looking at his own selfish behavior then he is probably a virgin and will die alone because he can't get his head out of his own ass long enough to ever be in a healthy relationship.

>>385968672
team based games have rotted your brain

>>385954241
>finger toes
delet

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Can you faggots stop arguing about dumb shit and get back to posting Symmetra lewds.

>>385955295
>eating the ass of a poo in loo
come on, man
have some self respect

>>385954961
What's the issue of this? Symmetra is a hero require next to nothing to play well. She requires no aim whatsoever, all you need to know is when to engage and when to play it safe, but that's true for every hero, and if you do it at the right moment she melts everyone with no effort whatsoever.

On paper she seems broken, but the thing is her beam shit makes a lot of fucking sound and any non retarded teams will focus her down immediately reducing her effectiveness. Either they kill her outright or they force her to hide constantly making the fight a 6v5 anyway. But, in low rank matches people can't focus for shit so Symmetra usually gets to do whatever she wants and carry with no effort.

tl;dr actual braindead people can play her, and do good work as her against other bad players, but she's not gonna do well in high ranks which is fine because a character made for retards shouldn't be involved in high level play

>>385967943

Tanks - People who are generally patient and responsible; put the group ahead of themselves. Are either a bit of a doormat or wanking themselves off for being the only one mature enough to go tank.

Often the best players on the team, sighing repeatedly into mic about how maybe hanzo should switch. Often passive aggressive and annoying on their high horse too.

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>>385954509
Are you implying Based Motherfucker isn't white?

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>>385953976
Retcon the autism diagnosis.
You're not fooling anyone, Blizzard.

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>>385955224

>>385969653
>be tank
>get so easilly triggered when I blocked over 10k damage and somehow have most damage and kills when whole team is dps

I lost my shit so many times. I hate seeing myself carry a team.

>>385954894

(you)

>>385954961
>>385955089
this is for professional tournament play, orisa gets plenty of usage in high rank competetive.

problem with orisa is she has no answer to dive, especially since she only has 400hp, and she can't participate in it herself either thanks to being the slowest hero in the game. if blizzard somehow manages to fix dive meta and maybe give orisa 100 more health then she might see some usage. she was good against rein since she can wear down his shield fast but now rein doesn't exist at very high play

>>385958272
to late the tumblr community and normies will even deny the canon picture of her from the summer Olympics playing ping pong because it will go against there narative

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>>385966302
If she had a different hairstyle she might look alright, but as it stands that design is weird looking as fuck.

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>>385969080
gladly anon.

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>>385955913
>>385964764
isn't this sombra?

>>385972834
To the right of Mercy. Are you that blind?

>Nigger
>Blue panties
>Robo arm

>>385973640
Wat? Speak English please?

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>>385954894
>4.23 inches
>well above the national average

>>385954894
Nice Bait.

>>385973640
what does symmetra have to do with what he is talking about?

>>385966667
>all in default costume
>except lucio who's in his olympics legendary

Nerf her gun
Buff her turrets

>>385954453
>complains about hero you don't need to aim with
>can't aim well enough to kill said hero

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>>385974848
But anon, then she'll be too much of a defense hero, and we can't have that now can we?

Seriously, them trying to desperately make her a support when she is so obviously meant for defense is representative of one of the biggest problems with Overwatch - Blizzard being stubborn as shit.

>>385969625
The real reason why symmetra doesn't get used at higher ranks is because her teleporter and shield generator are really easily countered, which just means other heroes are generally better choices

>>385954498
>Why can't my highly mobile ranged characters deal with a 7 meter ranged character with no mobility?!
>Abloo abloo Blizzard buff my retarded plays!
Nothing to do with latency or coding, everything to do with you being a dumb fuck.

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I WANT SYM TO SIT ON MY FACE

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>>385953976
Turn her gun into the shock rifle from Unreal. Hitscan beam primary fire, a slow moving large orb for alt fire, not too different from her current alt fire. If she shoots the orb with her primary, it explodes for more damage, maybe a small knockback. Keep the rest.

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There is only one way we fix her.


We remove her autism. That would fix all her problems.

>>385976109
Why did I never think of this, it would be awesome, also give her dodge and wall jump, remove teleporter and shield generator, replace ultimate with redeemer

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>Enemy team has Widow Hanzo
>They are the MLG 360 NO SSCCOOOPPEEE ultra tryhards in QP
>Go Dva and right click them into uselessness

Now three people aren't having fun, just because you pricks HAVE to play your precious snipers.

Give us a week without Hanzo or Widow Blizzard. One week. Then throw out a poll seeing if the game improved.

>>385976058
>Indians
>Bathing

I'm honestly curious /v/, speaking as someone who is legit autistic, how do you guys feel about Sym being autistic?

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>>385954241
>feet focus image where the feet aren't actually good

>>385973075
More cute Zarya

Or Sombra, they're both cuties

>>385953976

Make her white

>>385966302
Because they took a teenage boy and gave him hair extensions.

>>385969625
>be me, rank 72
>get matched with rank 10 players in quickplay
>other team goes 5 dps
>go sym and rack up 45 elims
>half the enemy team bitching in chat about sym needs to be nerfed
>they're rank 10 and believe their opinion matters
>they're convinced that sym is good against everybody and is just broken

>>385977275
YOU CAN'T DO THAT ANON. WHITE IS BAD. CAN'T EVEN BE A VAMPIRE WITHOUT STIRRING UP SHIT
Diversity for the sake of pandering is such a retarded thing

>>385977482
>Admitting to playing enough overwatch to get to 72
That is where you fucked up.

>>385966667
>lower her damage
>takes like 5 seconds of attacking to charge to actually do significant damage
>squishy as fuck
>need to be relatively close to initiate against a roster of characters with high health, mobility, escape, or all 3

If you get caught by a Sym beam, you deserve to be killed.

>>385973640
That's Symmetra dumbass

>>385977253
>Both characters with male-centric appearances.
Zarya is a russian bodybuilding man with slightly larger than normal pecs, and a typical men's haircut.
Sombra has a mustache.
Okay. You gay.

Mei skin that shows off her thick ass without the buttflap getting in the way when?

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>>385977820
Her Chang'e and Luna skin give you a pretty good idea of what her ass is like. Love those skins

>>385977820
Can't have that. They made Mei "too thin" (read: exactly as thin as in other skins" for the chinee new year and outraged tumblr whales made the change it. All they did was make her wait bigger and leave that stupid invisible butt-shelf on. That's how you know it wasn't a "fix" but a concession.

>>385977597
You reverse sjws are insane

>>385977997
wait the butt shelf WAS the fix?
All this time I thought they were going to fix that and just fucking didn't
it looks so god damn terrible.

>>385977997
>He still thinks some evil sjw complained
It was waifu fags upset they thinnified their THICCCCCC waifu

>>385976901
pls respond

>>385953976
By making it so her fucking beam actually breaks when someone goes behind a wall.

>>385956103
You might like a SFM animation but opiumud

>>385978139
But she was exactly the same size. Also, It was a buttmad feminist. I was privy to the twitter exchange.

I clicked exactly 98 squares with STREET SIGNS in them to post this. It wasn't fucking worth it.

>>385978048
>not wanting political agendas inserted into the video games I enjoy

>insane

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>>385955224

>>385955224
I doubt there are republicans on this site

buff her face pls

she is a classic textbook example of butterface

>>385979092
True that. Republicans are all out slaving for that jew dollar. Democratic NEET superiority.

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hey haha you guys know when she says turret deployed it kinda sounds like turd deployed hahaha

get it cuz she's indian

>>385978610
Wanting more white people is a political agenda

>>385976901
Her character clearly isn't autistic, they just added the label as a means of artificial diversity, see >>385970275

Neato.

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>>385954894
Made me fucking kek
Here you go senpai

>>385979337
ok

>>385972065
how's life with autism, anon?

>>385979337
> Not working for money
Found the nigger

>>385954509

The largest dick in the world belongs to a white guy lmao

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>>385954894

>>385980846
found the FILTHY FUCKING PIGSKIN PALESHIT INBRED HILLBILLY CRACKER

make her autistic, dumb her down a little

oh wait

>>385981047
I think you mean that indian guy that literally can't use it. He tied weights to it to achieve this. Says he doesn't care about sex as long as his dong is huge. He's like 60 so whatever.

Biggest usable penis goes to a white guy, though.

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>>385955224

>>385982360
>When the national debt keeps dropping and won't stop.jpg

>>385981097
Yikes, might want to see a doctor about that anal pain.

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>>385955913
>mfw looking at their asses and then I zoom in on their faces

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>>385967325
Because of the abundance of estrogen and lack of testosterone in their bodies, women are far more responsive to nurturing roles than destruction-based ones.

>>385981541
It's literally just stretched foreskin, the Indian dudes dick is just useless flappy skin.

>>385957871
Which pokemon anal pic?

Also on topic, she needs to be fucked anally by 2 dicks at the same time

>>385954241
how can feet be cute?

explain your degeneracy