Samus is trans

We already have a shitty Samus waifufag/shitpost thread up that hasn't been deleted, you didn't have to make another one.

Okay Brianna

Fuck off, Brianna Wahoo

File: 1444353230643.jpg (40KB, 627x526px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 627x526px

>>385950134
the dick only makes it better

>>385950295
>>385950327
Try to counter my three arguments, boys

>>385950558
I met her in real life.

>>385950558
that is not the ass of a man.

if you believe only a man can have a firm ass, you are wrong.

if you believe a man can have an ass that shapely, you are not only wrong, you are also a faggot.

>>385950793
>first line
No argument

>second line
Women typically have plump, soft looking butts

>third line
That's not shapely, it small and round

File: 0ba.jpg (22KB, 680x680px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 680x680px

>>385950134
>Obvious boob implants
That means nothing, you can't prove it

>butt is firm and tight like on a man
Not all woman have soft butt, even more on athletic woman like Samus

>always alone in space
Now you're just being retarded

if i could walk into a doctors office and walk out looking like samus id do that and im not even a tranny. shes hot as fuck

>>385950134
I thought one of the original devs hinted at that in one of the Iwata asks from a while ago

>>385950134
what trans person still gets implants when you can just take hormones till the job is done

>>385950134
>obvious boob implants
>butt is firm and tight like on a man

Or that's just the way the artist designed her. Unless Nintendo outright says that Samus is trans, I'm not going to assume that she is.

>always alone in space because no one accepts she's trans

I'm pretty sure that by whenever the hell the Metroid games take place, humanity would have fully accepted trans people for a long time.

>source it's himself

Hey Flint.

File: B44_1_0.BIN_1.png (30KB, 227x249px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 227x249px

> mfw i'm not taking the bait
Fool, all of you.

See? What did I tell you? Samus is nothing more than disgusting baggage at this point, people care more about the bimbo than the game, and insert insidious propaganda into it as a result.

why is this thread still up

File: 1472975339341.png (36KB, 448x452px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 448x452px

>>385950134
Has Nintendo ever confirm that? No?
Then she's not a faggot

>>385952746
You took the bait by posting in the thread, retard.

Where's your source OP for that claim?

>>385951978
It was a sarcastic comment that some tranny idiot online who thinks they're a game designer took literal because they can't get sarcasm.

File: B12_8_0.BIN_1.png (29KB, 227x249px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 227x249px

>>385953275
Nope, because i didn't give OP a (You) and i didn't argue at all against his logic, i just went the smug way ;)

>>385953280
John Flynt. Why?

>>385950134
I doubt that Samus would want to have a constantly bleeding wound she needs to stretch everyday for few hours so it won't close.
She would want to be the most combat efficient aka stayed a male.

>>385950134
Boy I hope so

File: 1481465944371.jpg (37KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 640x480px

What the fuck are the mods doing, why hasn't this trash been picked up? Taking away the janitors ability to delete threads was a mistake, it drastically cut the ability to remove garbage.

>>385952858
>>385953838
>boo hoo, not all characters are straight, white, males

How can Samus be a tranny if she's never made a half-assed suicide attempt for attention?

>>385954103
>boo hoo, somebody wants my shitty bait thread deleted

kys

>>385954121
>he didn't read the manga

>>385953602
Oh that explains it. You've been fooled by a crazy bitch.