This is Metroid. Say something nice to him.

>>385948404
Who is he?

>>385948404
Y cant he crawl?

>>385948404
Your games are average, you are only ever really praised because you're a woman, and your fans are insufferable women exucsing faggots.

>>385948404
Needs an edit where Metroid is dabbing

>>385948404
black samus when? Nintendo has to bend the knee at some point

I saw you on Witchking00's Smash comics

>>385948634
>exucsing
A FUCKING TYPO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>385948404
> him

sweetie, I

>>385948481
Metroid

>>385948481
He uses sphere mode to enter tight spaces

>>385948634
Wrong

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>>385948404
I liked him in that Halo game, I think it was called Doom.

>>385949381
Keep denying facts, Samus hasn't done anything as a character that wasn't done before, but suddenly you add 'is a woman' and the crowd riots in thunderous applause.

>>385948404
I think metroid is a pretty cool guy, eh shoots doors and doesn't afraid of anything

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Prime 1 > 2 >>> 3
Project Base > Super > Fusion > ZM > AM2R

>>385949805
But that completely objectively false! Ever heard of "metroid vania"? The metroid series is the most emulated style of game ever created! No other game creates the sense of accomplishment, wonder, and mystery of exploring and solving puzzles in an alien world. I know your baiting but fuck you got me pissed

>>385949805
not sure if bait, but metroid was definitive enough for it's genre to the point where it became known as "metroid"vania. samus as a character hasn't dont much unique, besides maybe turn into a ball and i'm sure other characters have done even that, but the games certainly have done quite a bit of unique stuff both gameplay and lore wise.

>>385951139
>The metroid series is the most emulated style of game ever created!
Maybe because of how piss easy it is for any shithead with a crummy game engine can emulate it
>I know your baiting but fuck you got me pissed
You sure it isn't because you're on the rag, bitch?
Even if you're right, Samus is unneeded baggage because it attracts freaks of nature like you.

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>>385952112
>getting triggered this hard

Loooil you must be on your peeeriod cause you have a bagina!! Xdxdxd. Fuggg. Got me. Although the metroid prime and prime 2 metacritic scores are really making me think... that youre full of shit and a dissapointment to your mommy

>>385952489
Are you trying to give the audience an aneurysm typing like a retard or do you really think that was acceptable?

>>385950060
Your taste is just like mine, with the exception of never having played Project Base.

Tell me m8, how is it?

>>385948404
Post Metroid's girlfriend Samus.

>>385952742
Im playing Hyper Metroid, which is built on PB, and I can say the physics, movement, and gameplay feel so much better. No more floaty, sluggish SM, it's great.

>>385953414
I liked Super's physics, they had actual weight and momentum unlike either of the GBA games.

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>>385952782
here you go

>>385948404
why does zir have one hand isn't that a disadvantage??

>>385948404
I'm sorry nintendo is too stupid to do anything cool with you anymore.
Are you really a metroid under the helmet with a robot body?
That would explain how you can turn into a tiny ball.

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>>385952782

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>>385948404
Halo and Doom can fuck his shit up

>>385954486
>a metroid under the helmet with a robot body
fuck, that looks cool