If Metroid had gotten the BOTW treatment, it would have been

>>385944770
Why is Metroid being a faggot?

Fact: metroid always sells shit and that's why Nintendo left it so long

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>we will never genocide all metroid fans

>>385945367
>Butthurt Zelda fan

>>385945259
I think its largely because there was never a true Super Metroid follow up. The GBA games were okay but nothing has compared since. Maybe the prime games but strictly 2D talking here.

MADE GAME

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>A metroid game with a Zelda-team level of attention placed into the game
Never ever

Oh boo hoo,

>>385946159
Nope. And if I was, why would I be mad when my series got a new game and yours didn't?

>>385944770
>WAAAAAAH
>Not sniff sniff wah
seriously, this is why we can't have emotions cuz of bitches like this. Western bitches are like the devil when it comes to emotions. The second you show any, you might as well bare your throat

>>385944770
The entire point of the Zelda series is to follow the classic
>hero saving a princess and the kingdom from evil
You know, Saint George and the Dragon kind of shit.

One of the cornerstones of the Zelda franchise is that Link is the hero. No not Zelda, Link.

I don't really care for the Zelda series anymore, but suddenly changing this would be pretty stupid.

Then again the idiots at Female Frequency thought that Uncharted 4 (of all games) should've featured a female protag. So these people don't really use their brains and look at these things at a superficial level.

>>385944770
>nintendo has a series where you play as the most badass bounty hunter in the universe in an armor fully covering up her body without any sexualization
>still, let's whine about zelda just to get attention

>>385949008
shut the fuck up

Should've just made Samus a man like they were going too, would've avoided all this stupid mess.

>>385944770
>THE
>BABY

>>385944770

>needs to be rescued

Did they even play the game?

>Metroid fags will shit on everybody else until they get what they want

>When they do get what they want they will still shit on everybody else

>>385944770
What's wrong with a princess that cries and needs to be rescued?
Are princesses not allowed to cry? Are women not allowed to cry? What's wrong with needing to be rescued? You rescue countless men, children and other creatures in the game but somehow this one princess shouldn't also be saved because...? But saving kings and princes is fine, is it?

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>>385944770
I hate open world.
WALKING AROUND FOR A LONG TIME "EXPLORING" IS NOT FUN

>>385949264
>Should've just made Samus a man like they were going too, would've avoided all this stupid mess.

I doubt most of these women even play metroid.

>>385949557
No but a lot of stupid, sycophant numales did and hold her as the gold standard as how women are 'suppose' to be portrayed.

>>385949237
Why don't you come make me, edgy faggot?

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>>385944770
>¡WOW!

>>385949682
>No but a lot of stupid, sycophant numales did and hold her as the gold standard as how women are 'suppose' to be portrayed.

Which is funny since she basically has no character.

>>385944770
Why get into making comics if you're going to make 100% of your point in text? This whole comic is basically an advertisement for the mini text wall.

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:^)

>>385944770
The two images on the left are completely unnecessary. COuldn't come up with something interesting or witty to fill out 4 panels with?

Also why is she eating popcorn and not playing the game? Did she watch the game on YT or watching someone else play? So she's not even playing the games and spend her nights whining and eating popcorn?

>>385950209
She's sulking because Zelda stole her limelight.

>>385950370
Blame the fact she's a goddamn minefield now thanks to her being a woman.

Good. I hate to imagine Samus' arm-canon breaking every two minutes.

>>385944770
>open world fantasy survival simulator
Play the game, first then shit post

>>385945367
lol

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>>385950151

DELET THIS

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>>385944770
>¡Wow!
>the rest is english

>>385945367
sisters cunt!

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>>385944770

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>>385944770
>story made game

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS COMIC NOBODY EXPLAINS THIS

WHY IS "MADE GAME" IN BOLD

How would an open world Metroid work?

>>385953474
actually better