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What's everyone's favorite Metroid game?

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>>385940874
This Samus is an honorary brazilian.

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>>385941253
nice implants

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>>385940874
K

>>385941253
>not one goodlooking female
lol

>>385941253
>pale blonde woman with blue eyes
>brazilian

?????

>>385941253
Go back to /pol/, you racist shitposter

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>>385941253
fucking big asses god fucking damn give me.

Why is Samus portrayed as a bimbo?

>>385942278
Nice butt, but her legs are way too long.

Report and hide waifu threads.

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>>385940874
OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA WHITE WIMMINZ AT N' SHEEEEEEEEEEEIT

WHITE WIMMINZZZZZZ

WHITE WIMMINZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>tfw already fapped today

Damn you for making this thread OP.

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>>385940874

Are there any other games that feature girls in power armor beating the crap out of things?

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>>385940874
Man of Shad, begone.

Slut in a blue suit, thats all Samus is.

>>385942760
and that's how it should be

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>>385940874

Might as well post samus getting knotted by dogs

>>385942648
Not unless there's a Bubblegum Crisis game I don't know about.

I can't fathom the mindset of a waifufag. You have like 6 porn boards for this, why shitpost on /v/ about how much you want to sniff your waifus farts? Is it autism? Genuinelly curious.

>>385942848
True, they really designed her to be a whore.

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>>385942928
go ahead

>>385944016
Thats pretty accurate!

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>>385944016
Jesus

>>385944016
got more?

>>385944915
>tfw no giant samus gf

>>385941395
You don't know what the term 'honorary' means, do you?

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>another shitty reposted waifu thread
>actual video game threads get deleted

Is being cripplingly retarded a requirement to be a 4chan moderator?

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>>385945378
Console war threads aren't video game threads.

>>385940874
This looks much better than what shad usually draws because he went out of his way not to draw that disgusting face/body style he always does.

>>385940874
That's fucking bad even by Shads low standards

>>385946329
A vasectomy

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>>385940874
OM samus is a fake shitty clone of samus that almost escaped and got lured back to its creation lab by the programmed 'return' code which her brain interprets as the baby's cry.

it was an experiment to create a living feeling clone of samus that could then be used to operate her unique armor on behalf of the federation

samus doesn't turn her heat suit on because her fake memories of being okay with adam's bullshit and somehow respecting him for no reason, are stronger than her actual personal free will of which she has little.

the clone breaks down into tears and is overly emotional because it's just a blank slate woman, not the hero of Zebes/whatever. She's scared of Ridley because she doesn't have many vivid memories of the original samus' battles with him.

The original pitch of OM was "exploring the feelings of a woman called Samus", not specifically THE Samus but a woman named Samus.

It only makes sense to assume she is a failed or incomplete clone since One, she's like a foot shorter and not muscular, and Two, she has that piece of shit birthmark that the real Samus never had.

If they show her at the end of SR and she has that fucking mole I swear to god.

the real samus hasn't been seen since the end of Fusion

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>>385946329
She needs a chastity cage.

>>385947285
Finally a pic that makes sense, sucking top lefts dick or taking it up the ass is still gay tho.

>>385948171
>those clearly traced feet

errytime

>>385947594
Agree, there's nothing gay about fucking a (passable) trannie, sucking her dick or being fucked by her is gay, though,

Being fucked by a cisfemale with a strap-on is also gay.

>>385947285
It's all gay unless you're fucking a woman with a vagina.

>>385945857
UNF. Got the slutty Samus look!

>>385948791
You're pathetic.

>>385947285

Who is top left? For research purposes

>>385949330
Sarina Valentina.