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Why is she so perfect, /v/?

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Why is she so perfect, /v/?
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>>385913960
How do you remove mass from around your cheeks?

That would be what she needs to do.

Basically a reverse facelift. Her cheeks make the top of her head look small and it gives her a strange, mishapen head as a result.
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>>385913960
It's just that the model they used had some chub on her cheeks despite being a thin euro hottie
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Aloy a cute
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>>385913960
I can't help but see Scout whenever I look into her face.
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Explain why every male in this game wants her, from that emperor to Erend?
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>>385914327
Because they want to have sexual intercourse with her
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>>385913960
>Cucks like OP can only post shitty pictures like these vecause Aloy never ever does a suggestive pose/action in the whole game, is in fact forced to to tilt normal pictures to make it look like it is.
Oh am I laffin.
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>>385913960
That's a boy, OP
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>>385913960
>>385914313
This
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>>385913960
I honestly believe that the there is only one lonely dude constantly remaking this threads for god knows why, kinda sad really. He's been doing this for MONTHS. Everyone a moment of silence for his sanity.
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Why is she so perfect, /v/?
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>>385914327
Erend seems too old for her. It got creepy.

She's barely an adult.
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>>385914543
Her lips are fucked up
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>>385913960
looks like canelo alvarez

glad you like male boxers op
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>>385914543
Literally who?
Still looks better than Aloy desu
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Because she looks like a man.
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>>385913960
I was going to preorder this game and buy the most expensive version but then I realized how ugly the MC is and bought Nioh instead
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>>385913960
Because she's a male dwarf who shaved his beard
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>>385914574
Looks fine to me

>>385914610
That's Trip from Enslaved, the other robot game
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>>385914327
cause they're all tribal dumbasses

they literally work like: Get food, sleep, fuck a woman, repeat
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>>385913960
Damn, Elisabeth Sobeck looks like THAT?
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>>385915335
living the dream
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>>385913960
ENCHANTMENTS?
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>>385913960
Prolly because you are lonely and SFM porn of her is plentiful
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>>385915468
Got any examples?
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every day until we like it right?
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>>385916050
She looks like a white Native American.
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>>385916118
Like a white black man, I thought.
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>>385916050
IT'S EVERYDAY BRO
IT'S EVERYDAY BRO
IT'S EVERYDAY BROOOOOO
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>>385913960
Who is this boy and why do you keep posting him?
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she's my girlfriend
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>>385916394
A shame she's stuck with this one decent outfit and one terrible hairstyle
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>>385914327
Because Aloy is a massive, massive Mary Sue. This game is the best example of it, actually.
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>>385914556
I rather have him banging Aloy than anyone else. Erend was literally the only white guy in her romance options.
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>>385916698
she's a clone of a mary sue which is the same thing really
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>>385913960
is it cheating if you bang your wife's clone?
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>>385914085
It's her jaw. Make it more feminine and her head appears smaller.
Also ignore the shadow on the right. Tried to smooth her cheekbones but fucked up.
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She's as perfect as Link.
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>>385913960
because she's genetically enhanced to have perfect physical skills on top of her having perfect mental capacities like her progenitor

Basically she's a super Mary Sue
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>>385916394
uhh that's not possible, she's MY girlfriend
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>>385913960
Because IRL rejection has drastically lowered your standards.
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>>385916394
>>385918182
She's not either of your girlfriends because she's a fictional video game character who does NOT exist
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>>385918384
Don't you talk that way about my girlfriend.
She's really real (on my TV screen)
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>>385918384
Sh-shut up!
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>>385916828
>tfw that guy in story who is so assmad that Sobeck is perfect in everything she does that he basically fucks up everything again
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>>385914327
>Explain why every male in this game wants her, from that emperor to Erend?

Picrelated. Female fantasy of average woman with no distinct qualities and below average beauty being desired by males because reasons. Doesn't bother me, but i'm not the target audience to begin with.
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>>385918384
Your just salty because you don't have a waifu to tenderly love.
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>>385913960
>>385914327
Her face is so busted, there are chicks cosplaying her that look better than the actual character
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>>385920085
>pic not related
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>>385920085
Aloy is going to be the most cosplayed character of this generation
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>>385920210
Shut up mongoloid
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>>385920210
It is though, the actual character looks like a mix of a pig and a rat, while the cosplayer girl looks plain.
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>>385922469
>the actual character looks like a mix of a pig and a rat
uh huh
show me a picture of either a pig or a rat that looks anything like this
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>>385920293
Lol, not even close
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>>385915118
>>385915441
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>>385913960
She isn't, but she has a quality midriff.

believe in Jesus
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>>385923524
2B is too slutty and irrelevant for normies to dress up like her
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Cosplayers who don't tan their own hide to make her outfit have no zeal.
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>>385920085
That chin, jesus christ
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>>385924702
>Normies
>Cosplay
>Cosplay you have to put effort into
No
If you're deep enough in "Vidya culture" to do cosplay, you're deep enough to dress as 2B
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>>385924702
>normies xD
Oi, reddit.
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>>385914327
female power fantasy
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>>385914085
You remove fat on your face by making itto 25 years old. You might not notice it because your underage, but all teen agers, even the girls, like like children because they have baby fat on their faces
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>>385925741
That's why people love to cosplay Aloy, because her outfit looks cool
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>>385926660
OH GOD, WHAT IS THAT?
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>>385927247
I assume you don't watch playstation access?
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>>385926660
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>>385926660
Why is she afraid to show her midriff?
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>>385913960
>boy face
>no tits
>shitty haircuts
I want Sony African Americans to leave.
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>>385927548
Same reason why you're afraid to show yours
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>>385914464
explain this then
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>>385915441
DELET THIA
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