Splatoon 2 thread

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Hug the slug

>>385906751
fug the slug

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i have alot of fun playing this video game and i hope you have fun too!

I have seen 0 furry drawings so far, but several drawings complaining about furries

>>385906751
Rape the slug.

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>>385906885
I just reported the furry posts for sexual content. I know it won't do anything but it gets them out of my plaza, but now it's full of anti-furry posts. When will people finally learn to stop kicking the hornets nest.

Could also be furries making their own own anti furry art to keep the faggots riled up.

>>385907085
One of the artists here, it's just a joke mate. Even if it perpetuated it.

>>385907196
Literally how is it a joke. All I see is what furries alway's do, try to assimilate every piece of media into their fetish.

>>385907196
>IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
I hope you suffocate in your fursuit one day.

Is there anything to farm other than 2-6 and 5-27 before I update?

>>385907830
Not to my knowledge.

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>>385907532
I love /v/'s double standard
>lol they're just buttmad furries look at them and laugh
>i-its a joke? f-fuck off I hope you die

>>385906667
pls dont associate spla2n with trash games
captcha: calle street

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>>385907830
Wait so the update fixed that? Fuuuuk I haven't farmed at all

>Tiny big forehead girl in big mecha

>3rd gear BGM [Drill Dozer].mp3

Have her punch DJ. Octavio's fucking daylights.

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locks on

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>>385908490
Literally anytime this fucker shows up we all get wiped out
I wish it wasn't so hard to aim the bombs

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>>385908490
>two grenades go into the same cannon

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>>385908490
>it's a "medium tide, 4 flyfishes concurrently spawning in 4 different points on map" episode

Did they do something to Salmon Run difficulty?
Last time I had a problem with surviving first wave with randoms, now I get ultra easy waves, no problems at all.
Or did I just get good players those past few games. The weapon selection is great too I guess...

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>>385908490
>Everyone keeps ignoring them in favor of other bosses and we get wiped out

At least I got promoted to Profreshanal.

>>385908858
Everyone just got better over time combined with good weapons (at least this run).

>>385908858
The loadout this time is more beginner-friendly. People seem to struggle when you put in very short or very long range weapons.

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>>385908743
>that drawing
why do I have a boner

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I need help thinking of a screen/nickname.
The only thing I can come up with that's not derivative as shit is Inky Bill (Blinky Bill being an Ausfag children's TV show about a Koala) but I play a femsquid so that's out.

>>385909436
Change to symbols and input square root
then 625
then =?

Remind them that you're a walking math homework.

>>385909436
Do you want a punny name?

>>385909436
Womby.

>>385909436
Cthulhulhu.

>>385909436
Kid Bill

>>385910000
Billy the Kid is better

>>385909592
Yep. "Ikayaki" is another one, but only because I use the tan skin tone but I don't think anyone will get it.

>>385910000
>>385909726
>>385909574
I'm looking more for squid/ink puns, but thanks.

>>385909787
Noice. Is that a Kemono Friends reference, what with there being a Humboldt squid?

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>>385908490
>Guy spawns
>We manage to kill him in the first cycle
>We can't even get the eggs another one of them spawns in the very same spot
>It's there to stay

>>385910109
>Is that a Kemono Friends reference
No.

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I'm a tad bit dissapointed that you get nothing for completing the story mode with all weapons.

How do you survive the Griller wave? Is so godanm strong that my teams haven't survive any of them. We can kill two or three but in the last moments therw are like three destroying our asses

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>>385906831
>footfags

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>>385910475
Except the Hero Weapons.
Have an OctoPearl.

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>>385910876
nice

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This game needs more haircuts.

>>385908490
>SHITPOSTING INTENSIFIES

>>385906667
>Playing salmon run today
>I'm not getting my bar reduced at all but its also not going up
>shit teammates, all of em
>get a couple DCs so my bar goes down
Fuck. I'm never going to get to profreshional with these kinds of teammates.
>9/10 teammates don't even use their special
>10/10 teammates don't know you can use a blaster to bust through drizzler's shield
>some teammates don't spend the spare time between rounds to repaint the floor

>>385911143
And pants

>>385909436
>but I play a femsquid
Who cares?

call her Link

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>>385908426
>he didn't farm everything
You should have done it, Nintendo are usually really fast fixing those type of things.

>>385912604
I guess that's how people jumped really fast with lvls
Fuck I'm only lvl 13

>>385906885
>see some posts complaining about furry posts
>see maybe one that would vaguely count as one since it has an otter
>wake up the next day
>plaza is completely FILLED with furry posts being made to spite the people complaining
Fucking faggots. You'd think you'd have learned by now that attention only encourages them.

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>>385912695
>'You'd have learned'
>as if the children posting on miiverse should know
>not the fault of the fucking furries who can't control themselves

>>385912695
>the posts went from ketchup vs mayo to furry vs furry haters

>>385912926
>implying it's not just entirely manchildren having a laugh and literally nobody but buttmad 4chan posters are taking it seriously

Twitter posting was a fucking mistake.

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>>385912926
>implying kids are the ones playing Nintendo games

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>3 steelhead and a flyfish on the final wave

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>>385906831
>feetposting
NO

>>385908613
Better yet:
>high tide
>first boss is flyfish
>four grenades in one canister
>everybody is out of ink so full retreat back to the basket
>stay pinned down and finish with two eggs

>>385910784
At least three of you have to be able to aim to survive grillers.

Holy fuck Salmon Run is a snooze fest. Tried it out for the first (and last) time just now. There's absolutely 0 challenge

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>>385914154

>>385914154
take a (you) and fuck off

>>385914154
It gets harder as you rank up.

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>>385914154

>enter square after turf war
>see 4 (four) furry images in a row
Excuse me but what the fuck is this shit?

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>>385916749
idk anon but im scared

>>385916807
w-what is that squid doing?

>>385916807
how does it choose which images to show? I seem to see the same ones that you guys do.
Are they really just showing around 20 different drawings to literally every splatoon player in the world?

>>385916982
I think it's trying to raise a tentacle like a hand

>>385917020
Seems to show 95% of the most popular posts (the ones that have gotten the most "Fresh" votes) and 5% new posts

>>385916982
>>385917276
i think its a muzzle. like a furry wolf squid

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Squssy.

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Is it just me or is this official image of pearl very exploitable?

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>>385906667

>>385906786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2eAFQlF8yM

Why can't I find a normal Aloha Shirt? I have the logo one, but it doesn't feel the same.
I need to complete my Brella set, since the Brella could come out at any time.

>LOSE BY ONE EGG
>AGAIN
FUCKING DAMN IT

How do ability chunks work? Can you choose which ability you'd like for each gear subslot, or is it still randomized?

I don't have the game yet.

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>new helmet in Salmon Run bonus
>matches with the Splat 1's hero outfit
Also the weapons aren't bad this time

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>>385917697
>Plague

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>>385917409
goblin
>3 guys cumming on her face and she loves it because she's a huge slut, an open secret in Inkopolis
pure idol
>gives you an overly careful handjob and not sure what to do because it's her first time

>>385918049
It's randomized but you can get nu-spike to clean your gear for 20000 cash whicg will net you the abiluty chunks from the gear. You then have to get 10 ability chunks so you can put said ability in a slot.

>>385909436
Lula is Portuguese for squid. Try that.

Man that fucking special salmon run round where you have to shoot the sprinklers to find the right one that has the gold fish is so fucking difficult, i have never not failed in it

>>385917409
Nintendo wisely not giving Marina red fingertips, meanwhile Pearl is obnoxious as usual.

>>385918316
Just failed it myself. You have to shoot the one that shines the most apparently. Mini splatling fucking sucks.

>>385918093
>aren't bad
Nigger these are arguably the best set of weapons we've ever had, the only thing is change is swapping out the dualies for a carbon roller for getting smallfry.

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>>385906667
I still can't believe nintendo was able to get a camel toe in the game.

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>that guy who do 0p afking the entire match
>you get paired with him thrice

>>385918502
They all SHINE THE SAME THOUGH, it's so frustrating. Last time I played I literally thought to myself "this can't be it, it's the darkest one yet", shot it, and there the fish was.

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>>385918534

>>385918534
It's not a cameltoe though, it's just a wierd butt/leg model because even the boys have it

>>385908490

*cuts your pay*

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>>385906786
Some people got, no Reason..

How to use ink mines?

>get a pay cut because I keep teaming up with noobs episode
Fuuuuuuck

>>385914154

rank up a few more times and you'll be back calling it artificial difficulty

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>>385908613
>Three grenades go into the same cannon
>4th guy aimed for the other side but missed

>>385918316
>get to Profreshional
>Round 1, Goldie Geyser
>welcome back to Overachiever!
EVERY TIME. I've somehow gotten my pass rate for it up to 50-50 while on Profresh now. If we find the goldie quick and we're all firing it we're maybe halfway there. Otherwise it's a hell of a time.

>>385918793
post examples.

What am I doing wrong? I'm getting 1000p+ (losing score) in turf war, and around 10 kills each round but still losing. Is it just that aerosprays can cover enough turf in the last seconds to win (using dual squelchers btw). What should I be doing/are there any strats to counter stuff like aerosprays?

>>385917409

>marina uploading shit to finstagram
>pearl having genuine fun

we all know pearl's best girl

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>>385918518
Nah, the .52 is shit all around, and the Splatling isn't reliable but it's still alright.

>>385919245
Splatter or the cals kill them easily. Focus on killing the enemy. Also run speed is nice because you're really fast with splatter

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>>385918534
>>385918738
I would say its definitely defined more with those tights on. looks like a moose knuckle to me.

>>385919245

luck of the draw, sometimes you just get paired with shitty people

they need to add 2v2 turf war

>>385919245
Leave the lobby. If you're consistently getting 1k and still losing, your team is holding you back.

>>385918093
Yeah this really is the best set of Salmon Run weapons.
But the rewards are shit and the helmet is totally unfresh.

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Does anybody here have a chart or something that shows the relation between pay grade % and salmon run rank? I bought the jp version by mistake and while the game is still very much playable, I want to compare my rank to everyone else's. 190% btw.

>>385918263
So the scrubbed chunks keep their original ability, and 10 of the same can be used to put that ability in a subslot?

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>>385918534
Somone please draw
this squid looking lewdly down at her tights.

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New helmet looks pretty cool

>>385919382
> MICMA
> Greatest Jubilee

Bayonetta references?

>>385919759
yes.
10 for slot 1
20 chunks for slot 2
30 chunks for slot 3

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>>385919704
>by mistake
How does one do that?

>>385918534
I WANT TO FUGG

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>>385917409
why does marina's phone have a camel toe?

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>>385920136
NGYES! NO MORE RANDOM REROLLING! THANK YOU, ANON!

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>>385920329
I was in Japan when the game launched, so I bought a copy there assuming it would be region free like the other switch games. Yes, it's my fault for not checking the supported languages beforehand but that was the last thing on my mind, I was on vacation. Now answer my question

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>3 girls on your team

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Salmon Run is getting pretty crazy...I'm barely making it now.

I do like how niggas actually work on a team in higher levels.

I figured out how to use rapid blaster in turf war. That thing has so much range you can basically make your own path and swim along it faster than a roller or paintbrush. If you just keep making your way deep into enemy territory and distracting them (and not dying) you can net a 75% win easy.

Finally got to ProFRESHonal lads

What type of hell awaits?

>>385918316
Oh shit, I thought you just shot them all

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>>385920860

I hope Nintendo makes the voice chat suck slightly less I know let me dream okay

Because the other night I jumped on Salmon Run with a family member & called them, and we were coordinating shit like taking down flyfish in one go or having the charger user always in prime position

>>385921154
Griller swarm at high tide

>>385921154
If two Flyfish show up at the same time you might as well just restart the console.

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Has anyone else got the round in Salmon Run where all the vents open and you need to shoot them to find a Goldie? I've only had it once.

>>385921043
>If you just keep making your way deep into enemy territory and distracting them (and not dying) you can net a 75% win easy.
Not a strategy exclusive to the rapid blaster.

Does anyone else not like the new Splatfest scoring system? Popularity is worth a lot now.

>>385921396
I'm not even at profresh and that happens. Sometimes more than 3.

>>385921154
It's honestly not that much harder than over achiever, except the third wave usually has a retarded quota.
>>385921429
Fair point.

>>385921486
How was it scored in the first game?

>>385920018
>Gold High Horses

My friend of African descent

>>385921837
>not squidkid IVs

>>385921918
squidkids have IV's now?
does it work like in Pokemon?

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>>385921808
It changed over time. Originally wins were only worth 2x and then 4x before finally 6x. Now the difference in winrate is completely pointless because Pearl could win 100% of team battles and 49.99999999999999% of solo battles and she automatically loses because Marina will always win the popular vote.

>>385919448
>2v2
>not 2v2v2v2
Come on, imagine it

>>385922241
>IT WAS HER TURN

>>385921413
Golden Gushers. It's the worst. I've only successfully beaten it once, fortunately it's rare.

I'm glad people understand motherships now. The first time one showed up I had no idea how to get eggs, but got some by accident.

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>he uses any piece of starting gear past level 10
You have no excuse to wear them.

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>team wipes with 1 second left on the clock

>>385922241
Pirates confirmed more skilled than ninja.

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>>385922413
>>385921413
I just got it for the first time and we won pretty easily. Especially when it appears near the basket.

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>>385922575
the worst
>less than 5 seconds left
>3 team members are down and surrounded by bosses
>the last one keeps trying to go revive them for no reason
>gets killed

>>385922630
Fair enough. I got it for the first time back when the first set of awful weapons was in the rotation, so we were already struggling. I'm sure I would do just fine now. The first time Grizzled waited til too late in the round to explain the mechanics of that wave.

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>Super close match
>You're giving it all you've got
>It's a back and forth struggle the entire time
>Barely win
>"That was intense!"
>They only had 3 people

Goddamn is the mini Splatling a piece of shit. Give me the regular Splatling please.

>>385922561
I like the starting headband.

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does anyone use chargers in multiplayer?

>>385923426
I did a lot in the first game, but they're shit now.

>>385923426

Just the Splat Charger so far. Did well with it on TC earlier.

>>385923426
I don't but I trust charger fags alot if they are in my team
Hell, they are more reliable than most braindead roller users in turf war

>>385923426
I'm learning. They seem really satisfying and you can still ink quite a bit with them.

I'm getting so addicted to this game /v/
I've never played splat1, but this is the most fun I've ever had with a shooter.
I never even get angry when I lose, which is the main reason I don't play any other shooters.

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mayo vs ketchup official art
what team will you join?

>play single player
>world 1 to 3 is as easy as Splatoon 1
>world 4 has a sudden, brutal difficulty spike with Snipers everywhere and large, spreading levels
Wew
Also the bosses so far are way better than the first one's, I hope the final boss is good

>>385924128
Late
>>385917409

>>385910000
Kid Bill is a fucking dope name

>>385910000
Krill Bill

How many furry related posts you got in your square right now

>>385924273
>I hope the final boss is good
Pushover, sorry.
Shame too since all he lacks is aggression.

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>>385917409
>>385924128

>>385924128
I only ever use ketchup on fries, but mayo is amazing on all sorts of sandwiches

>>385924543
None since I reported them all

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>>385922726
the best
>last wave
>we need one fucking egg
>I have it in my life saver but no one can revive me
>begging for help
>one guy notices and makes a bee line across the map
>snipes me from afar but gets overwhelmed by chum
>I'm now the only one left
>Run and slam dunk the egg with a second left

He was the true hero

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>>385922610
Even Callie was savage.

>>385924609
I like mayo with fries too.

Not American mayo, though. I can't stand that stuff.

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>>385924814

That's awesome

>>385922726
If you're dead when the round is over, does that count as a death? Or is it if the team survives?

>>385924561
>>385924128
>Like Marie and Pearl better
>They both like Mayo
>Went Ketchup
Goddamnit.

>>385923969
Have you started ranked?

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>>385908490
*steals your eggs*

>>385908490
*misses bomb throw by an inch*

>>385925050
Nope, and I'm scared to do so since I probably will get angry there

>>385925016
got splatted after the wave ended multiple times.
still counts as a win. someone just needs to survive till then

>>385925091
is there a rank over that? I'm halfway though profeshional

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>2 people waste their entire specials wave 1

>>385925305
Wow, I'm so glad I know that now.

>>385925308
no

>>385908490
>three of them appear together
team got slaughtered

>>385925308
No, but the Profreshional rank can go up to 999.

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>>385925350
>another victory goes by where you forget your special is there

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>>385925350
>that guy that uses his special after the wave is over

>>385925475
Shut the fuck up retard

Any data on how diminishing returns from stacked abilities works yet?
I want to stack swim and run speed up again

>>385924990
I didn't even know that was a thing, I'll have to try it sometime. What mayonnaise should I be buying, though

>>385925505
I'm sorry man my thumb slipped :'^(

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>>385925552
Not for Splatoon 2 yet, but here's a chart for Splatoon 1. The effects should be similar.

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>>385925547
Sorry I can't help but being really good at and always winning salmon run, but I mean it's pretty easy so I guess that's not really much of a feat right?

>>385917409
Marina too. Looks like she could be holding a dick.

>get demoted to overachiever with constantly awful crews
>get to 0/99
>get put in alone
What the FUCK

>using a roller
>run over someone
>it just bumps me away from them
>they kill me
>repeat throughout the rest of the match
>roller just rolls through me and kills me instantly
>threw my controller on the ground
>still works

The fuck is this shit.

>>385925896
Are you using the carbon roller? I don't think it can oneshot people if that's the case.

>>385925896
Carbon can't one hit by rolling over.

>>385925570
I have no idea where you're from. I've just tried out imported American mayo one time and really didn't enjoy it.

I only started doing it recently, though. Local burger place has some fucking delicious truffle mayo that they serve with their fries and I started doing it myself.

>>385925896
You're not using the carbon roller right? Roll damage is only 70.

>>385926012
>>385926069
>>385926093
>>385926169

I was. Other roller is trash. Splatdown is just a panic button anyway.

>>385926093
Hellman's by any chance? I tried it out too, it's so fucking tasteless compared to other mayo's.
Is all american mayonnaise like this?

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Somebody help. I'm starting to like Pearl.

>>385926281
>uses a roller
>doesn't want a panic button

Before I spend hours to unlock the Hero Rifle Replica, can someone tell me what it's sub and special is and if it's worth it?

>>385926307
Pearl is funny. Nothing wrong with liking her.

>>385926376
Same as the normal one.

>>385926093
Ah, alright, I thought you were talking brands. I'm American so I grew up with American mayo obviously and I guess the taste is normal to me.

Same deal with American chocolate and the artificial vomit they put in, I guess.

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>>385926298
Yes. In fact, Hellman's in the best one. I like it, though, because it's all I know. What's mayo supposed to taste like?

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Will I get banned if I just stay at spwan, without doing anything, the whole match?

>>385926307
Good. Marina is a bully.

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>>385926307
Disliking Pearl isn't cool anymore now that the game is out. Its fine to like her now.

>>385926592
We can't have messages like that anymore, right? I remember this.

>see someone use a special as a "get out of jail free" card
>they die anyways
What's going through their heads as they do it?

>>385926298
>>385926562
Sorry, I should have mentioned I wasn't the guy you were replying to.

Don't try Miracle Whip. It's not real mayonaisse. I don't actually know what it is.

>>385926657
Panic.

Who /cunning/ here?
>Rainmaker match
>the rainmaker is pretty close to our base
>the opponents lose it
>I manage to get it, but now I'm surrounded
>instead of trying to get past then, I throw myself in the water
>rainmaker gets reset in the center of the battlefield

>>385926657
They're probably panicking. I know a lot people that struggle with PVE stuff. It can get pretty hectic with avoiding a thing that wants to eat you, the fly fish, and then there's that super long thing that sprays ink everywhere and the stingrays. Shit can go from "hey this is pretty easy" to "FUC FUCK FUUUUUCK YOOOOU"

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>>385926657
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
splashdown is the best "i fucked up" button

>>385926347
>needing a panic button to live
>probably only hits one person who had no health anyway.

Don't get out of position next time.

>>385926562
In Belgium we have mayo specifically made for fries with just a hint of mustard mixed in.
Not quite as strong of a taste as ketchup, but it actually has a good taste and doesn't mask the flavor of the fries.
It's the fucking best.

>>385926912
I always do this when I run out of ink since I'm never actually going to land the damn thing.

>>385926657
Most specials are shit anyway.

What do you like better, PvP or PvE?

>>385927003
The point I was trying to make is that rollers are panic buttons on their own.

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>>385926884
I used to do this all the time in the first game. I learned this from seeing my own teammates do the same sacrifice on Camp Triggerfish.

>>385926912
>teleport to a friend who's dying and surrounded by retards that wants an easy kill
>splashdown
So satisfying https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t2J3uMT1q8

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This is team ketchup

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>>385927005
>In Belgium we have mayo specifically made for fries with just a hint of mustard mixed in
I was just having a conversation the other day about how mayo and mustard are the best combination of condiments. I'm jealous. There's a Polish store near me with imported Polish stuff. Would their mayonnaise be similar?

I'm Canadian and often wish we weren't stuck with America's shit food imports.

>It's another "give the "ugly character" the condiment most people don't use episode

Anyone hyped for Ketchup winning since most people in the demographic of the game think Mayo is gross?

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>>385927005
>>385927482
>mayo and mustard

>>385927618
I'm hyped to kick little ketchup children's butts

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>when you get paired with people who were clearly carried to profreshional

>>385914154
part-timer

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Anyone have any Salmon Run stories?

>finish the tutorial
>think this'll be easy
>first wave of my first game
>high tide, night time, foggy
>had no idea what the fuck was about to hit me
>leave Salmon Run alone for a while because I just thought it was always like that

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>>385927817
>They shoot at Maws
>They miss an entire bomb rush on a lone flyfish in wave 1
>They don't shoot drizzler bombs

>>385927482
I'm not sure honestly. As far as I know it's Belgian thing only, and even then the best mayonnaise is homemade by french-fry stands/restaurants.

I'm honestly surprised american mayo is comparatively so tasteless, most of the time it's the other way around, with American food being explosions in the mouth compared to here.

>>385928185
Here is my Salmon Run story that applies to almost every game I've had:
>scrapper appears
>people shoot it from the front
>but never from the back
Almost. Every. Time.

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>>385926307
Good you're coming to your senses

>>385928270
Mayo here isn't normally used as a condiment. We don't dip things in mayo, it only occasionally goes on sandwiches. It's used mostly as an ingredient for various dishes, typically to thin them out.

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>>385928226
>play with three literal children
>they don't even try to collect golden eggs

GO TO THE FUCKING SHORE 3 FLYFISHES JUST SPAWNED HERE GODDA

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>it's an enemy team have all snipers episode

>>385928661

That what happens when you play games made for children, anon.

>>385926281
In that case yeah, carbon is more for "shoting" than rolling. Vertical fling is the most potent attack for this one afaik

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>>385926307
She's growing on me too somehow

>>385927817
>last wave
>we are getting our shit stomped
>2 eggs more to meet deadline
>A teammate and I are splatted but the other two teammates have eggs
>10 seconds left
>I'm sure they got this
>Instead of going to the basket, they try to revive us instead even though we are far from the basket
>time runs out and we missed the deadline

>>385926307

I like Pearl and Marina equally

>Everyone on profressional fights like pros
This is awesomeee

>>385928661
Here's why I hope paid online will act as a fairly good deterrent.

>>385929264
It didn't stop Xbox Live from being full of children.

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>>385929024
>last wave
>high tide
>we've met our quota and there only one guy left alive
>he just needs to survive for like fifteen seconds
>he squids through the grate

>>385929335
Fair point.

Wonder if things will change.

>>385925570
I think you should try asking /ck/'s opinion on various brands of mayo.

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>>385929353
y tho

>Profreshional Wave 3
>High Tide Night Goldflies
>Run to the basket and spam OVER HERE OVER HERE OVER HERE
>Team is spread out and gets destroyed

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>last wave
>accidentally fall through the grate while you're the only one that has an egg
>10 seconds left
>teammates are either dead or fucking off somewhere

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Low rank rainmaker is fun

>>385908490
everyone ignores this guy why he's killing everyone with two shots.

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it's a "all your teammates are dead, there's a fuckton of bosses and you're 1 egg away from quota" episode

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>final wave
>get splatted with a few seconds to go
>final team mate dies in the last second
that one just hurt

>>385908743
>those fucking hats
fucking German wannabes

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>>385919246
Finally someone sees the truth
also
>Finstagram

>>385921396
no, that means your sting ray should pop special and fuck them up

>>385932015
>not wearing the special forces beret, moto boots, and camo hoodie
Pleb spotted

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>it's a Moray Towers episode
I'm glad it's over. Why did they bring over the worst stage from Splatoon?

>>385932550
They didn't port over Bluefin.

>>385932470
That ended up as my ninja squid outfit. Have double speed on the beret to balance out the ninja camo hoodie that was on sale recently.

Is anyone having any input lag with their controls? I only really play splatoon for my Switch so I'm not sure if it's my internet or my controller or the game itself. Just testing it in the plaza trying to run in circles and my character can't do it. Especially noticeable in a Turf Wars where I'll still be strafing left for a full second or two while I have joystick tilted right.

This is really killing my enjoyment of the game :(

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>>385908490
>Aiming at their cannon
>Salmonoid push me from behind
>Bomb misses

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official splatfest art

if only Pearl would do that to my dick

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>yfw you're the lowest level in the room but have the highest points out of both teams, even before the 1000p win bonus

>>385933379
sounds like your controller

>>385933483
>Mayo already has egg
>Pearl splatting mayo on top of sandwich that already has egg like no tomorrow

Easy with the cholesterol there, Pearl.

>>385933483
She puts the mayo on the egg

Mayonegg

About to buy this game. Is it truly worth it?

>>385934596
Depends. What do you want out of it?

>>385934596
>asking in a splatoon thread if we like it
Yes, but maybe you should watch some Turf War and Salmon Run gameplay to see if it's your thing.

>>385934916
Im honestly hoping for some relaxing shooter game, just to have fun. That's about it.
>>385935051
I asked here because I knew you'd like it, but I meant an honest thought if it's worth it.

I'll have to watch the Salmon run thing

The music makes me wanna kill myself.

>>385935237
>relaxing
If you stay out of ranked, sure.

>>385934506
That's like putting ketchup on a tomato, I think.

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Has anon ran into any artist yet?

>>385935341
I dont really planned to go for Ranked. Tbh.

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>>385935707
No. But i draw lewd art there

>>385935795
Ranked has different modes which are all, imo, more fun than turf war. Turf war and Salmon Run can last you many many hours but if you play ranked without a care in the world for the rank, it is still relaxing.

>>385936267
But all in all, would you recommend the game?

>be me
>wake up
>eat breakfast
>boot up Spla2n for some quick Turf War matches before work
>check the Miiverse posts for memes
>furries
>fucking furries everywhere
Why do these degenerate fucks have to taint everything?

>>385926592
You can't report people so no.

>>385932470
spotted the nazi autist

>>385936445
just report them for sexual content

>>385936529
You can, via the app.

>>385935707
>>385936247
How do you draw that well on there? I can't do shit with my finger.
I imagine they're using a stylus of some sort but my DS stylus doesn't work.

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Be nice in uneven matches pls

>>385937453
No. I'm grinding out chunks on my Splatfest tee.

>>385936365
Oh hell yeah I would. It's really damn fun and there's a lot of variety to the weapons, clothes and game modes. I never played splatoon 1 and I can't stop playing splatoon 2. I have around 55h in the game and still don't know which weapon I should main because there are many that are so damn fun to use.

>10 seconds left in the wave and you need one more egg for your quota
>the bastard falls straight through the grate as a squid

fuck

Is it just me or are dualies really good for Splat Zones?

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>grind up to 3000p in Salmon Run
>the pink capsules are literally only the polo from last month

Well, fuck. That wasn't worth it at all.

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>>385938130
>grind up 200 points for my silly hat
>call it a day

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>>385906751

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I just got the game yesterday. Did I miss out on the infinite ticket exploit I was hearing about?

>>385938613
It's already patched.

>>385938505

These sea creature puns are out of control.

Someone needs to be stopped.

>>385937434
You can color pixel by pixel with the controls or draw with a stylus for capacitive screens. Looks like a cheap metal pen with rubber nub.

>>385938480
The 32000 money capsule isn't much further than that.

>>385938668
Damn. Oh well. Thanks.

>>385932285
>/jp/edophiles prefer Pearl

It all makes sense.

>>385938973
If you stay offline, it won't install the update

>>385939010
I don't like Japanese stuff, just like that gif
if anything, I'd say the weebs like Marina more

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>>385929353
>tfw that's me
I apologize to everyone I did this to

>>385939105
Too late.

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>first boss in the campaign
>an oven with bread in it
>450 degrees of pain
These puns are too much. I hope they continue into the next bosses.

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Deep

>Lost
>I was the second one who painted the most in my team
>As a charger

Are there any good Splatoon 2 YouTubers at the moment?

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>>385937453
I've had this happen in Overwatch but I think the Splatoon community is a lost cause

>>385940495
Srb2dude. also has a twitch stream going right now

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Reminder to report this epidemic.

>>385940910
It wasn't people being nice in Overshill, it's just that Blizzcucks are so mentally retarded they unironically lost despite a massive disparity in players.

>>385939779
They don't.

>>385941884
Wouldn't a bird furry be a feathery?

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>>385934506

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Post your highest Salmon Run scores.

>>385908858
Definitely the loadout this time makes things easier. I couldn't escape Part-Timer last time, we kept wiping holy fucking shit. Now I reached Overachiever in one go, no sweat.

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>it's a useless squidnig ruins your team episode

>>385943732
Why, though? You could've been grinding chunks.

>>385943049
Not the anon that you replied to, but I had a hearty chuckle at the I'M BACK! AND I BROUGHT THIS SWEET NEW COAT! Too bad they didn't put in more puns while they were at it though.

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>>385943732

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crusty sean's grease trap

>>385928765

might as well call it an enemy team has no turf episode

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>Grillers at high tide

>>385943732

>>385925091

>>385906667
I just go to the shitty reddit today for check and Have stupid conversation with a shitty casual and poorfags that don't want to buy the game and console. They just want play for experience of life. And he simple doesn't want to learn nothing. I buy fucking console in 700$ and he comlain with muh 300$ dollars. I just want to kill him already