Who would win?

ask ur mom

>>385900795
>not short hair Bayonetta
Fuck off

>>385901394
Bayo 2 is not canon.

>>385902281
>this meme again

>>385900795

didnt they actually do this and dante somehow won despite bayonetta being a godliketime bending witch?

>>385902946
You remember it clearly bayofag

>>385902946
Gameplay-wise Bayo is definitely stronger. Lore-wise, not so apparent, since the witches have to make pacts with demons to acquire their powers, and are dragged to hell after they die (if they die). And Donte is half demon himself.

>>385902946
Shit you're right
https://youtube.com/watch?list=PLB833073B659FD65A&v=sFi_RzsKajA

>>385902281
Why do people say this?

>>385900795
Bump

>>385903271
because it's been years and they're still assblasted bayo is a Nintendo ip now

>>385904043
>Nintendo makes sequel to game everyone loved
>is good
>gets shat on
Wherefore

>>385902946
>Activate Quicksilver
>Build up Royal Guard
>Royal Release while DT
>???
>Profit

>>385903105
>Gameplay-wise Bayo is definitely stronger.
I would even argue that. Dante can do way crazier shit in DMC4SE than in any Bayonetta.

>>385901394
My nigga

>>385904204
sony niggers shitpost, my dude

they're all pathetic children and also tend to be marxists and leftists

>>385900795
Bayo.

>>385900795
They wouldn't fight each other, they would do something like thumb wrestle or some other jokey thing.

>>385900795
They have steamy superpowered being sex and both win.

I hope bayo 3 ends in such a fucking huge payoff, and then at the end Dante comes in with his signature line and then credits.
Setting up the fourth.

Kind of like Jason goes to Hell withj Freddy/

>>385905554
There's going to be a three?

>>385905554
>Wanting a cliffhanger

>>385901394
This anon gets it

>>385902946
It's in a retarded fanfiction world where Dante has every single style all at once, Quicksilver cancels out Witch Time, and Trish is somehow equal in power to Jeanne.

>>385903105
>Gameplay-wise Bayo is definitely stronger

dante can literally stop time and block everything

>>385906830
>It's in a retarded fanfiction world where Dante has every single style all at once

DMC4 is a fanfic?

>>385900795
Their children.

>>385908823
>>385905438
Bayonetta's legs are like 8 ft long, how would sex even work?

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>>385909226
His dick is bigger XD!

>>385909226
By her spreading them apart?

>>385909369
But do witches even have vaginas?

>>385905284
Bayoneta is a 360 game, it was absolute garbage on ps3.

>>385909480
It's free on 360 this month

>>385900795
Dante obviousl, hes a man bayo is a woman

>>385909480
it was not

>>385902946
Gameplay Bayonetta destroys Dante. Cutscene Dante Destroys Bayonetta. Simple.

>>385904043
>Sega ports Bayonetta to PC
Not quite.

>>385909819
>game made with 60fps inputs in mind running at 60fps on every platform except PS3
>runs at 20fps on PS3
No. PS3 was a botched port done at the last minute by Sega instead of Platinum themselves, who designed the entire game with the 360 in mind. I guarantee you only own Bayonetta on PS3 and haven't played it on multiple platforms, and I guarantee you're going to shitpost in reply to this post anyway and pretend the PS3 version is somehow playable.

>>385903105
>Gameplay-wise Bayo is definitely stronger.
>*royal guards torture attacks*
Not to mention Dante kills Phantasmaraneae.

>>385909819
>it was not
SILKY SMOOTH 20 FPS.

>>385900795
>Implying any fight between them wouldn't inevitably devolve into highly competitive sex.

>>385909434
Yes, that's how the devil possess them

>>385910398
Dante is a virgin though

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>>385900795
Only way it goes down

>>385910721
This
But if they're going to fight I'm guessing Dante wins by simply being more resilient than bayo.

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What about Asura? in a 3 way fight who would win?

To make this fair to Bayo and Dante, this is Asura just in his base or 6 armed form, not Mantra, Beserk, or Destructor forms.