ITT: things that immediately make you drop a game. >spider enemies

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>can't play it one handed

dark-skinned main/supporting character

>>385894042
Way cuter than she looks in Champions

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>rpg game
>no way to solo run it


nyx is cute

CUUUUUTE

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if it's not fun to play

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>>385894042
>No closed captions

>no cute girls
Literally unplayable.

>>385894343
This

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>>385894243

>>385894042
Postmodern neomarxist bullcrap.

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>love interest isn't a virgin

>>385898273
>m-muh pure maiden

>>385894243
>implying race is just skin colour

RNG

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>game has multiple romance options
>christmas cake/older woman isn't romanceable

Turn based combat

>>385894042
When you play a handheld and something surpises you, forcing you to accidentally let go of the device

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>>385898273

>No health meter
>Instead the screen turns red or loses color
Bonus points if damage is unavoidable

>>385899019
>Not exclusively playing games where you have to look at your own blood trail/puddle to tell how close you are to dying

>>385894042
desert level

>>385898878
Stardew Valley though

>>385898407
cuck

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>enemies have several variants that are all just palette swaps
>bosses have slow, predictable attack patterns but will take a billion hits before dying
>high encounter rate + shitty battle theme

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>>385894243