Alright, how can we fix it guys?

Ban meta threads.

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>>385886330
>We weren't good enough to be sold to a fluent English speaker

>>385886330
by not fucking making these threads anymore

ip ban anyone who posts /pol/ shit. scorched earth no exceptions

Insert threadly "we need a e-celeb board" post here

>>385886330
Ban eceleb/game culture threads. Eceleb threads are shitpost baits at best, /pol/ baits at worst.

allow /pol/ to manhandle all the sissies here

ban e-celeb threads
ban sjw faggots
ban /pol/ baiters and derailers

ban anybody who openly admits their intention is to bring down the quality of the board.

>>385886456
How about ban anyone who mentions /pol/ outside its board

>>385886330
removing the jew from video games

>>385886330
Making these threads certainly doesn't help.

Close down the entire site. It's just not worth it anymore and the rest of the western imageboard scene needs some more traffic.

>>385886330
Fail has come to 4chan...
You remember our venerable board
Full of win and desu
Gazing proudly like a longcat upon the internets
I wasted all my years posting lolcats in these ylyl threads
Fattened by copypasta and topkeks, and yet I began to tire of conventional memes
Shitposts and shameless shilling suggested the site itself was a gateway to some fabulous memetic magic
With summer newfags, I began an ebin thread to recover those long lost lulz
Spending what was left of our rare Pepes on double digits and bane posting
At last, after over 9000 hours in ms paint, we unearthed that damnable nose of antediluvian JIDF
Our every post was a repost, for we were in a place of AIDs and faggotry!
In the end, forever alone I was laughing and wailing in Page 10
Until I decided to an hero...

You remember our venerable board
Full of win and desu
IT IS PURE CANCER!!!
I beg you... Come home, reclaim your birthright!
And deliver us from the Reddit and Tumblr faggotry...
Of the dankest memes

Ban e-celebs and all threads starting with a twitter capture.

Make a video game culture board. Now all LOL, waifu/husbando threads, and e-celebs have a home to go to.

>>385886330
1) get rid of neogaf mods
2) get rid of 2B ass appreciation threads
3) Allow lolis in ONE SINGLE THREAD only

ban e-celeb threads

>>385886715
>lolis
no

>>385886330
BAN E-CELEB FAGGOTRY OR SEND IT TO A NEW BOARD

SWEAR TO FUCK I'LL KILL DOZENS WEARING A 4CHAN SHIRT

DON'T FUCKING TEST ME

YOU'RE RUINING THE ONE THING THAT MAKES ME LAUGH

FUCK

YOU

FAGGY

E-CELEB

WORSHIPING

KEKS

ITT: Stop having fun you guys.

This board is quite literally a shell of its former self.

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>IDs (not board wide to be more specific)
>/cel/ - celebrity (would include internet celebrity gossip)
Shitposters and shills can't samefag anymore and people who want to gossip can now have a place to do that without having their threads being shit up by people who don't care about the subject, everybody wins

>>385886330
Make it officially /b/ but with video games so that mods can spend more time moderating boards that are actually worth it

You can't OP. It has been shit since 2012.

>>385886546
/thread
90% of these threads boil down to circlejerking about banning any of these or console wars and /v/ """culture""" anyway.

>>385886548
This.

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>>385886616
>imageboard scene

>Now that the dust has settled
>/v/ likes X now?!
>What did he mean by this?

These threads do not encourage discussion, they are just filled with arguments about nothing

>e-celeb trash
>social media threads

While technically 1 degree away from vidia these threads are never about the games but stupid things these people do.

>Bring back ID's

The ability to identify individuals in a specific thread without having to worry about permanence that brings attention whoring. This will cut down drastically on shilling and shit posts.

>search ''/pol/''txt on /v/ archive today
>242 /pol/ mentions
>search ''/v/'' txt on /pol/ archive this week
>1 mention
JUST

>>385886654
YOU HAVE SUMMONED HIM

>>385886654
I say you post source.

somebody post that reddit screencap. you know the one sums up this shitter >>385886768

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>IDs
>permabans for anyone who posts /pol/shit
>permabans for people who break GR15
>bans for people who post ecelebs
>bring dubs and visible sage back

We can't
/pol/ opened the floodgates to people too edgy to graduate from /b/ without realizing how stupid it really is
Now until the end of 4chan, they will unironically get angry that brown people exist and pretend like anime is invading their "great" board
It's over
For real this time

>>385886951
>pol
>implying it's not neogaf false-flag

>>385886935
You mean the fake one?

/tv/ is so much worse that I can't even tell what needs fixing on /v/.

>>385886931
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/383699156/#q383701758

>>385886841
Good reaction image, I like it.

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>ban shitposting that i don't like
>keep shitposting that i like
4chan is not your safespace, deal with it or gtfo

>>385886330
not video game related

go away

Ban people defending Steam/GOG and the buying of digital "copies" of games

>>385887013
If you didn't ask mods to act like tyrants banning every single Battlefield 1 and Mafia 3 threads I bet they would have gone by now

Why do you even make these threads, OP? It's not like Hiro will actually listen.

You guys can screencap me if I am 100% wrong which I know I'm not.

>>385887043
Anon...anyone who actually browses Neogaf doesn't fucking come here
They don't want to, not even to shill or flame
It's ALWAYS as a falseflag

>>385887045
yeah that one

>>385887086
But shitposting I don't like already has a board for that topic.

>>385887141
considering the amount of hate /v/ has towards /pol/ and Trump I think this is not true
Last year it wasn't this bad

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Goku is going to eat this cheeseburger.

>>385887081
Go be with your little "scene", friendo.

>>385886330
Make every post identifiable by the posters name, country and city, and age

>>385887178
That's because /pol/ began their "crusade" against anything that goes against them, and after the Gamergate influx of 2015 this is the best place to start

>>385887265
Meh no reaction image this time, didn't bother to read your post.

Set us free by range banning everyone who's ever been on this site.

>>385887352
What is happening this year: you simply say and Trump there are a dozen pics of kekistanis all over and people starting wars.
This is obsessive neogaf behavior
isn't better to allow some thread have 2 or 3 /pol/ comments instead of starting a kekistani vs leftist war?

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>>385886330
>gif
Die you degenerate Barneyfag

>>385886715
Everything you just wrote makes you sound like a retard.

>>385887389
Tell us more about this western image board scene.

>>385886330
Hiroyuki Oda owns 4chan? I love his music!

Allow 2 of these thread on /v/ instead of 1. So shitposters get contained here. These hiro approved meta thread are good shitposting generals. Also allow dubs, rolls, barneyfag and exodia to be posted here as well.

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>>385886330
HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU FAGS TO NOT SHILL YOUR SHITTY TODDLERS' SHOW

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>>385887459
I never understood why the show broadcast two times

>>385887442
/pol/ should be deleted and anyone who cares that it was should fuck off to 8 chan with everyone else who never realized "Hitler did nothing wrong" was just an edgy joke

>>385887509
Are you bothered by my choice of words? You could ignore that last word you quoted and still get my point.

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fucking die

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>>385886330
Bring back dubs

>>385887706
Just tell us more about this booming scene already.

>>385887801
Rude.

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fucking die fag

Why does this god fosaken board does not have ID?

That will filter out 90% of the falseflagging and samefagging

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literally die

>>385888032
/v/ looks like a prison
ID is a good idea

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literally get killed

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fucking die faggot

>>385887579
>>385887662
>>385887745
>>385887804
>>385887823
>>385887989
>>385888085
>>385888179
Oh great Barneyfag, I have sinned
From 2013 to 2016 I watched My Little Pony:FIM
I actually enjoyed the writing in characters but the fans were too much do deal with
I have not seen a single episode since and have cast it off but I still feel unclean
May I have your blessing so I may be free and never wear the title of Barneyfag ever again?

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hang yourself

>>385886549
This. 4chan has always been ironically racist. Fuck these >>>/pol/ niggers.

Have congress draft and pass a law that will make it illegal to disseminate conspiracy theories, nationalist rhetoric or pro Nazi beliefs. Then the mods have a legal obligation to stop /pol/ shit

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fucking die

>>385888417
Once a Barneyfag always a Barneyfag.

>>385888515
t. Kike

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fucking hang

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neck 'em

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Barneyfagism is an esoteric form of autism.

>>385886456
>scorched earth
the term is "broken window," my friend

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please just die

>>385888893
What unholy autism am I looking at in this picture?